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Instructions unclear, got arrested for public indecency

A tale as old as blockchain

That's a digital nope from me dawg

Keep buying BTC regularly, don't get too distracted by alts. Having one or two is fine but you shouldn't be juggling 5+

80%? That seems insane. The extra income will be taxed at 45% for me and sociale bijdragen are 20.5%, still doesn't add up to 80+

It's definitely one of the ways of all time

I feel you OP, when I was young I had an immune disorder and basically spent my life the following way: 2 weeks sick, 2 weeks recovering from being sick Alternate between them until I was 17-18 years old. Very happy I grew out of it, but it made me depressed at some point becauses I was missing half the semesters at school and my hobbies.

Fine, I'll be a billionaire instead

The same crazy old drunk guy, he gets around

He must have sold his twitter account

Things that happened <-> This

The toy car version I assume

$1.5million or the value of a small appartment, judging by inflation

The inverse r/cc and cramer strikes again

They already are listed, a bit too late for that

If this guy plays in the lottery, does everyone else win?

I'm here to waste my life away reading useless discussions

Probably should have bought 3 monitors worth of btc instead

He's probably just trolling at this point

at least over here our wages are indexed based on inflation. You still lose out because of taxes, but it's something

It's really not, nobody is predicting 1 trillion per bitcoin

Hopefully future governments will build on this instead of regulating to death

We live in a society

Proof of staked work incoming

12" dildos, there's real potential there

How pretty is a piece of string?

I'm a moon farming BTC maxi

Bitcoin island comes to mind

Where can we sign up?

Completely untraceable

Can't wait for a r/cc Coffeezilla video

It's outdated before you even finish writing the article

No longer on testnet, now on arbitrum nova. Most used wallet for moons is probably metamask, you can import your vault seed phrase there.

Well she is an ex for a reason

Right now it's figuring out how to upload pictures to the moonplace tiles

FOMO strikes again

Gohan, dooooooooodge

The One Piece is real, confirmed by OP

Around $20

Damn I thought someone made a T-Rex coin and got excited, but no you're talking about old coins

Hello Matt, how are you today? Would you like some BitcoinGPT? It's a great investment!

you can set your "username" to whatever you want on there doesn't have to be the real one

To be fair you had like 30+ hours to do it

Probably would have sold out the first 24h if it wasn't for the site problems, good job everyone

things like that will get blacked out

If you have many moons I don't think it will hurt buying a few plots. It increases moon hype and activity/volume, which is important

you can import your vault seed phrase into MM that way you don't have to send moons, connect to the site and click on the tiles you want and the moons will burn during your buy

Yes but usually we use the coinmarketcap definitions: Circulating Supply is the best approximation of the number of coins that are circulating in the market and in the general public's hands. Total Supply is the total amount of coins in existence right now (minus any coins that have been verifiably burned). Max Supply is the best approximation of the maximum amount of coins that will ever exist in the lifetime of the cryptocurrency. reddit wallets are definitely not in general public's hands

at least 3.50

that's because ethereum was literally inspired by vitalik playing world of warcraft

you can buy place on a 1 million pixel board with moons and put your pixels on it, 1 tile = 100 pixels, see the pinned moonsplace post

it's definitely not, top reddit wallets are not circulating

no, arbitrum nova network and connect to the website, don't send moons manually

You can already do that, even if it wasn't made by reddit itself

You just jynxed the reverse jynx!

Every person on the planet does this

Probably not BTC but I still think it's the best investment of these

More likely you'll be bargaining for bottles of non radioactive water by then

There's probably a few cold wallets in there

That's what's wrong with this generation, not even willing to write a few coherent sentences for their millions. Smh.

I'm sensing a faint 2021 theme here

Hyperledger, Corda

the map is not showing which have been sold, around 25% are gone. If you pick one that's occupied it will silently fail, otherwise it will succeed

It most definitely does not

Every day we stray closer to a security

What if you make a bunch of transactions, totaling $30 loss and 40$ profit. You'd be up $10 and have to pay $12 in taxes?

You mean blockchain, cryptocurrencies are not needed for that

Guess they ran out of hookers and/or cocaine

I would really recommend keeping at least half on a cold wallet OP. Staking means you are risking your entire capital for potentially a few % profit, even if something like lido is reasonably safe.

Import your seed phrase into metamask, add arbitrum nova, get gas and connect

I vote we all put a picture of our butt, so we can moon the internet forever

Not the gucci bag? Although even with nothing on I'd probably look

go to the site, connect your wallet and choose the squares you want. Just know that the site is very laggy atm

There have been many more, arbiscan is only showing the last 25 for some reason

moon place is selling moon nfts, you can mint a square for burning 100 moons. Check the sticky post next to the daily

Got a nice 3x3 square and 1 extra for 1000 total moons burned, you're welcome.

well it worked eventually, got me a nice 3x3 square to put my grandchildren's pictures on

got one at least, wanted to try a batch buy next but technology is failing us

it's very cheap you'll be fine

So who's going to buy some pixels on the internet with moons?

store it in an encrypted version with a password you remember as an added layer of security

no, each is 100 moons for 1 million total . Otherwise nearly all moons in existence would get burned

Let us have this, the only time moons were mentioned outside the sub!

Cool, hope I can get at least one slot!

Straight to jail

They're all frontmen for satoshi, the mastermind behind the scenes

Honestly those fees aren't even that bad

You're adding more risk to already high-risk assets because you think you can beat the market. You probably can't.

Redditor in 2049: remember the days you could earn a whole moon in a month? Pepperidge farm remembers

So you're telling me I should live in a very dark apartment, thanks OP

I'm not sure I've put it away somewhere and can't find it anymore

For as long as you have less than 75% of your total earned moons in your vault

That percentage will probably rise forever, until people fight over the last BTC

If you're selling a lot of moons, there is a penalty to future earned moons

A bright light in these dark times

At some point the crab has to evolve

Even in the government that's illegal, they just embezzle it

Good start, if it goes well they will likely increase the cap in the future

That name is a bit sus bro

Can't wait to get rugged by an AI, what a time to be alive

Quick someone apply the medi-gel

We accidentally got caught so now we have to admit it

That's my secret, I'm always excited

It's like a national sport over there

That's just warping the numbers to fit your narrative, the banks control far more assets

For a nation $800m in debt is peanuts anyway

More like every human ever

A few less people clicking the sell button is now equal to "nobody works as hard as us!"???

My grandparents will never use online banking, but I still think they should

All 270000 of them

You buy a highly speculative asset and then get upset when it drops a few %? Some people should not be allowed to gamble

But does it run on renewable energy the size of Finland?

Yeah we might even get to 24k!

If you have to ask, you're not genuine

Can someone clarify: on Bolero, is iwda+emim a better choice than vwce? Does it have lower taxes/TOB? Thanks!

Because it overperformed BTC when the merge was happening

Suit yourselves, peasants

Probably less impactful than most think, reddit publicly acknowledging moons as one of their crypto projects and not just community points would be bigger

My brain tries to read "Thanks Do Kwon" as "Tae Kwon Do" and it won't stop

So you're saying you were born in the bear, perhaps even molded by it?

A mostly unregulated space, it's unavoidable

Eh, maybe in next bullrun

Completely unbiased opinion of his, of course

Robot army is still an army

They're looking for the BTC reset button and can't find it

In years, BTC. In %, LTC, but it's close.

Haven't heard of a single reflection token that didn't turn out to be a scam, rugpull or pump and dump

Big fat blocks of gold and cows probably, at least something physical.

That's what a serial killer would say as they drag their screaming victims away

Just increase the Y axis scale to 1000 and it won't look so bad Modern problems require modern solutions

What else is new, ethereum switching to proof of stake?

I wouldn't count on this bringing any sort of improvement for corruption, unfortunately

I'm a "make do with what you have" kind of guy. 16k, 22k in the long run they're both good buys

There was that one news article a week or two ago

No moons, no like

It's possible you gave unlimited access to your MATIC to a shady site or contract at some point, and they now noticed and took your funds. If you didn't sign a transaction to give access to your other coins they can't touch them unless they know your seed/private key

I prefer the pen personally

I thoight this was a bad-crypto-advice post lmao

FOMO intoBTC only

CryptoCurrency subreddit reversed

The numbers Mason, what do they mean!

Wonder how much of it is in cocaine

A degen is never late, nor is he early. He gambles precisely when he means to

Sounds like my GF is a ponzi, everyone gets in but nobody really wins

People hate admitting that they are wrong, they'd rather defend a stupid argument until they are forced to back down. That's why

IDK about that chief, a whole lot of optimism, we haven't even had the halving yet

You still shouldn't be using futures if your plan is "throw money, make gains"

We need some kind of test for this

Also the only one providing liquidity, if you sell the price drops by 99% instantly

Maybe it's some sort of marketing stunt by the exchange to get their name out there

If he misses the 10x he can never sell, those are the rules

WidhI bad bought more but I may get more chances anyway, and if have a lot already if it doez keep going up

10% luck 50% pain 90% reason to remember moons' name

That's a good motto for your wife too

No spoilers please

We have a term for this over here: 'koekerond' (round as a cookie, meaning dumb). Drawing attention to yourself for doing something illegal so you can brag, some real darwinism

Because the only thing we know is infinite, is human stupidity

Ik dacht al, de journalisten zijn zo bang om iets positief te schrijven dat ze toch voor het woord slecht kozen

Subtle HBAR shill is not subtle

But do you still have a life

I believe 17 billion is the current world record, can go for more

Soon they'll be asking customers for more funds because they got hacked so much

I emailed around until a derm responded they would give me a prescription if I made an appointment, went and got it.

Denial is the first stage for a reason

Wonder how long it will take for the first national bank stablecoin to fail

If I could get max karma and nobody else that would be swell, thx

Most likely something will happen, with a small chance of nothing

Howdy partner! Don't get diabetes

Crabs usuay have their hands up

Who keeps throwing these cats off of buildings is what I want to know

Can I interest you in some BSC scam presales? You can dump on other people for 10x profit if you are fast enough

Any of the above is fine

What about a land based whale

Cryptoboomers more like

If you can't afford paint put them outside until moss grows over it

What about tripolar

Houston we're stuck in an infinite loop, over

1. BTC 2. Moons 3. The literal moon 4. Filler 5. Anything that's not an exchange token

Fill up on fish and honey in the summer before

I can tell you who isn't a rich crypto billionaire

I can't even predict what my GF wants for dinner. Are there models that help with that?

MEXC and gate io as far as I know

Genie: be careful in your wish phrasing OP:

Plus nobody sleeps in crypto so double that

Bet you secretly hold 100k on an exchange

I just stick to my monthly buys, when btc is above 25k I buy more stocks less BTC and vice versa

It's only been two months? Felt so long

Misleading, leaves out medication and is trying to make money off affiliate link. Ignore.

Very much looks like a transplant, regrowth from medication almost never grows in so uniform and with these angles

Well well well, how the turntables

You never know, some of them have some nasty shit going on

but FOMO coin just went up like 30% in a week!

Coffeezilla is the real hero in this story

like dank memes?

I too am above average

Markets react quite fast to things, inflation and crisis is not over but even at early signs of recovery or lower inflation the markets will rally in anticipation.

His entourage probably calculated that the good publicity is worth more than the 1.3m

What a solid defence, I'm sure that will hold up in court. "Your honor, this lawsuit is lame. I rest my case."

Doesn't that also go for most people here

73.6% of statistics are made up

Take care of your health and you might be

Found the Canadian

Even 1% of cryptocurrencies surviving 10 years would be a huge achievement

Humble brag

I thought they were supposed to be asleep by now

Is there a crypto token for that

the technically amazing money gains we can make, yes

big numbers are big OP. Not that you'd know about big things

Satoshi's identity is revealed as some drug criminal who wanted to use it for illegal activities

And realize the spread was terrible and your average price was almost twice the market rate?

if moons are 10-100 dollars you will need hundreds of upvotes to get one with all the farmers

What about the twitterers with a bitcoin addiction

Reality can be crazier than any fantasy

Crazy what passes for a rally these days

With a prescriptionyou can just ask a pharmacy to make you the pills right? That's what I do

Just gather all 6 infinity stones and try again

Maybe the real survivors are the bagholders we made along the way

Under no circumstance should someone with so little income and no job security get a loan to buy crypto

No moons are a token on arbitrum nova

You just have to try harder

I've survived every year since 1994 it's my biggest achievement

The year is 2358, only one whole bitcoin remains in the whole world. USA offered China 4 of its states for it

Next episode we will get bathwater NFTs

They could never beat moons even if they tried

Some real small dick energy

they probably earn interest on it too

hey that's insulting to actors

depends on what size lambo you want

I'd say bitcoin cash except that already exists and it sucks

We don't have a menu you just digest what you get here

My gf is a global hub as well

Hopium is the strongest of drugs around

35 million members? Must be counting like decentraland does

I'm from bitcoin island of course

In what way is this news

My heating works but I put it on 15 degrees, you will get used to it

Must have been a full moon recently

Maybe following Binance's example and brining out their own stablecoin?

This is exactly how some BSC shit tokens used to rug their project

That's what the average person thinks about crypto transactions

I think this is a low effort shill that should be deleted ...

Should just have bought moons if you want to gamble

Take what you can, give nothing back

I'll make a deal with the feds too if they give me his millions

Yes you can buy them on mexc or gate.io I believe then withdraw them to your vault

you'll get upvotes but the algorithm will probably filter them out and you get 0 karma at the end

Just like your girlfriend last night

I'm sure he will recover from this terrible tragedy

I'll take "money can't buy happiness" for 100, Alex

Great that moons made the list, but to call it decentralized is a bit of a stretch. Pretty sure the devs could pull the plug whenever they want

Housing simulator?

Moons are going to go crazy when reddit does their IPO during the next bullrun, mark my words

Going to start using "running bitcoin" in my daily vocabulary

Running bitcoin is

Binance is an easy target, I doubt they're 100% clean

No you're a commodity OP. I'd hodl you any day

What will make it to 1 million first, the price or the amount of times it has died Place your bets now

I thought I was the local bottom?

The true innovation of our time

They have articles ready to go no matter what the market does

Just because the total crypto market cap went up 36 billion does not mean someone pumped in 36 billion actual dollars

Probably the same reason bitcoin was 100k EOY 2021

I'm already teaching my future grandchildren about HODL, DCA and Not your keys, Not your crypto.

Man's risking popping a vein over $8, probably not worth it

I just come to reddit directly no need to search anymore

Because butts, obviously

More like putting a 3 number lock on it, and then being surprised when someone tried all 1000 combinations

All the way to Australia most likely

You can still get a job and life a pretty comfortable life, it's not hopeless without bitcoin ...

I'm buying heavily until it's back above 25k, which could be a while

Bottom confirmed by op's dad, a reliable independent source. it's all up from here

NFTception isn't real, it can't hurt you

101% integer overflows back to 1%, thats how it works

Also in the stomach area

I guess this is bullish for bitcoin? It's not really clear

Spoken like a true shrimp

Terms of Use is a bitch if you don't read them

What size is your pole again?

He didn't even sell it he changed it to wrapped eth ...

Maybe social media tokens will be the new narrative in 2025

So you're saying cheaper BTC is on the table soon

Money printers have entered the chat

printing 1.7 million new dollars per second more like

Well then you are lost! Only a sith deals in absolutes

An NFT game really taking off would make them billions thats why

it's definitely million not billion

Come on ladies we're waiting on you what's taking so long

Like a covfefe

Are they going toclawvackmy 0.01btc I barely got out in time?

Litecoin has been working perfectly for 11 years I'd say that is worth a spot in the top 100

Solana was heavily VC backed, a big part FTX which is awkward. The network also has trouble with outages and lower development over time. I don't think it will do super well next bull

Made in Hopiumland

There are no funds, wired to their Korean friend

The great satoshi war of 2138 will be fought over the last remaining bitcoin not lost to the void

Halving would take a while if all blocks took 6 days

Wait you guys are gaining?

Honestly you took a big risk by buying all these alt coins. Where is the BTC? You should have at least 50% in BTC imo

2025 more likely

Reddit is always wrong so it definitely won't be 30k

The fact that it ended a few days ago

Not a bad price, I personally think it will go to 4-5 cents at the lowest this bear

See you tomorrow!

Remember if it's up for more than 4 hours, contact a medical professional

Remember if it's up for more than 4 hours, contact a medical professional

The only critical thing around here is our bank accounts

If it hurts you just haven't been in long enough to lose all your emotions

Sure one sat a day

Up to 50% of that was mine

Mostly scammers though

I apologize for any traumas I may have caused

Unexpected mpreg

Probably 3, something has to go wrong soon we're already 2 days in without a disaster!

It's good to be the king

Full temporal and crown would take close to 10000 grafts. 3000 for hairline is not unreasonable depending on area

I haven't had a hot girl message me in over a month, bear confirmed

Boomers are more likely to pick the safe play in BTC, the younger you are the more risk you want to take

He doesn't want to be a BTC billionaire on principle

Crypto insurance rates would be astronomical

$29473

Someone made a website for that I think you can check it out on CryptoCurrencyMoons

Don't try to lose weight too fast it can cause loose skin and is less likely to stay off as well, slow and steady wins the race. Make lifestyle changes instead of crash dieting

TBH I'm not even dying that slowly

That's a nice argument senator, but how about you back it up with a source?

Bear market most likely

all 3 inches

Gandhi\* please

These things feel a bit rigged sometimes are there ways to cheat?

That you know of!

I'm also scheduled to be rich by 2030

Why think when you can ask an internet AI instead

This is why we have so many VC shitcoins, what is the point. Just for institutions to make more money?

And they paid you 30k moons?

What else are we going to talk about, real life stuff? We don't have one of those

Best I can do is the Doge dog not dying, take it or leave it

at least it's not 160k EOY

Can't even spell prices right that's how much of a bear this is

Isn't 45% lower than 80%?

More sats for me am I right? I'm not crying you're crying

I believe it's plan B's stock to flow model that predicted 100k by 2021 EOY

Judging by his name he clearly sold his dog to get those moons

Damn, we must be over 1000 blocks by now good job bitcoin

I rigged an explosive in my heart that explodes when I sell

Bullish on alcohol coin

Just give the hookers some cocaine

These are rookie numbers, gotta pump those up

Narrator: funds were, in fact, not safe

That drawing is very flattering he looks more like a cocaine addict

Bogdanoff

The crypto expert

You're kind of cherry picking these stocks though, an all world etf is far less volatile. An all crypto etf would still be down high double digits

They already have their yearly supply of mcdonalds ready

Moons are made of cheese. First you'll need to get a few cows. DM me if you have them for the next step

Crypto needs no symbol, that's the whole point of decentralization

He truly is one of us

I just want to get to 2025 already

It won't be enough to offset the general bearish sentiment. We need some actual good news like a worldwide economic recovery or end of the ukraine war for that

We've been training for this our whole lives!

No Messi you don't know where that's been!

Either one is fine with me

I'll ask my alter ego, batman

Its called dogecoin

Replaced by a mechanical/uneead version and we'll never know? Could have sworn that was the plot of fantastic beasts

Bogdanoff approves

You should mainly check if the name is Bitcoin

Probably needs to replenish his cocaine supply

At least we can only go up from here. Right?

What's better, old fashioned fraud or crypto fraud? I think old fashioned has first mover advantage which is huge. But there seems to be more development in crypto fraud To me they're both blue chip

I'm pretty sure this happens to almost every NFT collection

It looks like a good price but I'd rather buy more BTC than coinbase stock

No you need to earn karma from posts or comments

I basically only own BTC and moons

Make posts and comments in this sub and they will get sent to you every 4 weeks

Careful it might be a power bottom

You're assuming all existing BTC holders would sell, tons of people and institutions would keep it (especially with major countries buying!)

So safemoon

I analyzed that moons has potential to reach $100

Little did you know the market was timing you all along

BTC\*

Probably had orders to do it from higher up to begin with

I'm with the 500k guy for personal reasons

There's no gold or paper involved!

An infinite source of cheese, solving universe hunger

Got an official letter from them in Europe recently for making my claim, all I have were a few cents on there left from my earnings account

Bitcoin is now worth $10m but the government seized all retail assets

I AM THE HYPE

Got a prescription from Derm in Belgium, just be clear that you want to take it dont wait for them to suggest it

You can sell 25% of earned moons without penalty, not just tip

He's also expecting 100K BTC EOY

Just not your bag apparently

I'm so glad I bought shibashitcoindogeinumoon in 2069!

Their source is that they made it the fuck up

around 25k stop buying

Seems like a solid argument to me

It's funny because too much coffee can literally make you shit the bed

There are only so much fucks to give in a year

Nocoiners

So that's where my billions went

CryptoWinter69

I'd say Do Kwon was arrogant and incompetent, but SBF was basically planning to scam from the start which is worse

Everyone is in it for themselves in the end

A lot of Solana projects moving to Ethereum don't seem to think so

Instructions unclear, did a mountain of cocaine

Tech stocks crashing is probably not great for crypto in the short term

It's called optimism

One day we'll be able to drink bitcoin

Something something reddit NFTs good other NFTs bad

>$118K for Georgia Tech students to study if Thanos could really snap his fingers while wearing the Infinity Gauntlet I mean this is important, millions worldwide have been affected with sleepless nights thinking about this

Proud to be part of the 78% Sad I'm not a minority, means I'm not cool

Only in one direction of course

Please don't insult the clocks by comparing them to this guy

When are we getting "The Moon"? Asking for a friend

He just wants to make money, doesn't care about anything else

Yeah I might sell some moons but not BTC

Best I can do is a load of shit

Everyone wins except the customers

Electric Boogaloo?

Sure but BTC would be a much better store of value in theory

Yeah there is no way OP is going to get 40k from 3k in 2023 unless he gambles his money, in which case he will have $0

The Snek gods have spoken

One whole moon made of cheese

Congratulations you're the millionth person to say "Not your keys, not your coins"

He didn't specify when he made his superpower wish with the genie for sure

We ran out of actual disastrous events so now we're just making up the negative stuff ourselves

Fairly Unimportant Dump?

1\*, only BTC

My weight most likely

Because they can't control the inflation of their own currency and don't want to use that of another country

They're both trying to help you and scam you to get maximum money out of you

The answer is always yes

I wonder if crypto will be around in a million years

He just gave it away a bit faster than he first planned that's all

Robinhood on the sidelines like:

Unfortunately they can't migrate as the Solana blockchain is down again

Some whales get in cheap, then they advertise it or start a pump, then they dump on people getting in late

Usually twitter steals our content, are we behind now?

Exchanges are businesses and their goal is to make money first and foremost. Always keep that in mind, they're not looking out for you

I'm willing to wait 30-40 years to sell my BTC so theres hopefully a few bull runs in there

Betrayed by our own genitals! Get the scissors

The real lottery

Some BSC scam coin where I lost 2 bnb ( over $1k at the time)

So you're saying I will be able to buy even more BTC next year

if the world was ending why would gold be valuable? I'm sure actual food and things you need to survive would be far more wanted

USDC has a similar process they use to recover funds from confirmed hacks/scams

They're trying to get in early before everyone else catches on

Can't argue with this watertight logic

What if that's what I'm into

Phew they forgot to put me on the list

At least nobody does, even playing field

Next Christmas is unlikely to be a new ATH juding from previous cycles

Really feels like it's dying out, peak bear?

Crazy how people throw five figures at this knowing it was made by a group of scammers, that try to scam each other and anyone else they can

CZ is crypto santa (gone wrong)

Every journalist who declared crypto dead in the last 10 years

We're skirting recession right now in Europe if market starts to recover in 2023 it might not be one

And they still lose money

It's genius, reverse psychology

Decentraland isn't going anywhere that's for sure

Or they'll be buying 9k BTC wondering what the hell we were doing

Please remove this, OP is making up a story so he can post this scam URL in the hopes people will connect to it ...

Sounds like copium to me

Feels like every morning

"In our defense, they gave us a bunch of money to give them a good report"

Sure take the highest ever eth price instead of the price today and the lowest price in 2016 to make the math fit

Fortunately the money they lost was not theirs but their customers, so it's all good

You really showed them bro

If microstrategy gets liquidated we will be in for a bumpy ride

Doubt they will be giving it back

I doubt that, eth was $5-10 back then so you'd at most have a few hundred k

Going full straw man

Moon farming, he literally says so in his post

Reason 1: error not found

Start by buying BTC and always keep the majority of your crypto investing in BTC

Yes if you reset it (manually or by entering the wrong pin 3 times) you should be good

Money is temporary, hate speech on twitter is forever

"Secretly" is a bit of a stretch, as if nobody noticed. Employees just ignored it as long as they got paid and cocaine

Thanks for the daily source of hopium

It won't let you swap it all as it needs some for gas fees

The catalyst being the price going up?

Imagine telling someone from the 20th century about dog coins

"He who rules the FUD, rules the world" - Sun Tzu, the art of war

The chances of ever being able to redeem these for BTC and ETH are getting lower every day, I would not recommend it. You will be forced to sell at a loss to another person

"New" pretty sure most of the ones who want BTC already have some

Just swirl it around a few times before drinking

"What is a crypto? Never heard of it"

Because they'd send the $2100 lawyers after you to put you in jail

How many fingers are on your hand bro!?

Wonder how far they've gotten with the Netflix documentary

Depends how many decimals I count

If this worked OP would never post it ...

Especially if you consider scamming a talent

So is facebook but we all think that will fail too

We can just take turns being the bottom

It's the next big thing of the 19th century

Didn't get enough money from celebrities

But when it does straight to $1!

It doesn't need to handle every transaction, but it's still nice to be able to trade a decentralized currency so easily across the whole world

I'm sure they came by the funds legally

Your funds on a bank are insured (up to 100k over here) by the government if the bank fails. It's not the same

Some alts will outperform bitcoin but buying all of the top 100 will definitely be worse on average. Most will never reclaim their ath

Rally to 17k perhaps

Just turn the charts upside down

Just know that there's a very real possibility of losing all of your funds if Nexo goes under. They use your funds for trading and loans to try and make money off it

He calls em like he sees em

What if I'm wary of the SEC

A lot people maintaining these systems don't want transparancy, then they can't siphon funds into their own pockets anymore

Just need to hold on to it for another 10 years

SBF: and I took that personally

ETH I just prefer to get more BTC instead

I'm having a hard time taking that name seriously

And those that do really shouldn't - Edna Mode

Hands in the air this is a holdup

At this point anything that's not BTC or moons

We only have about 25% of a shit left

>Year In Review 2022; Market Share, FTX Charges, Luna and more stats below 👇 You gained the knowledge that there is no new knowledge

Rug me harder baby

Except there's probably a whole pack of wolves just behind the corner

You can see if it's available on quickswap but most likely these coins died out long ago

Suddenly nobody is an expert, until bitcoin is over $100k. Then everybody is back to being an expert

They have a decent amount of renewables as well which probably lowers the average cost

Should have bought 44 Billion BTC instead tbh

The ninja turtles would like to have a word with you

SEC getting ready to sue Brazil:

Reality is often disappointing

Bail means temporary (restricted) freedom while waiting for your trial, she will only know her punishment when the trial reaches a verdict

Don't forget it's hard coded to go to $100k EOY 2021

Why would anyone use blockchain! What a crap technology, everything we do is transparent

The tweets are already up

Nowhere does it say it's being reduced to 0. Perhaps she will get a lower sentence but 0 is unlikely

A lot of projects can start sweating now in that case

When I see posts like this I always assume they copied it from somewhere else

Where can I get the latest version for that?

If binance fails BTC will survive, if BTC fails binance is dead. Easy choice to make

There's always a bigger fish

Still a lot of people in denial/disbelief about Nexo going under, I hope it doesn't become another disaster

I'll only clap when she releases the sex tape

Returning more money to victims is more important than her spending a few more years in jail imo

His 15 minutes of fame should be up by now

It depends on how they implement CBDC and the laws around it, the technology is not inherently evil

Is Crypto like that google thing?

He'll fit right in!

Not my best month but could be worse! Going over 20k at least

Their website says they have a lot of new technology with AI and renewables, and no outstanding debts. They'd be profitable basically anywhere in the world

All I know is daddy-o

He's a maxi, off to the mines with him

It didn't but it would be harder if I actually lost something in it. Same for Celsius

Sheesh talk about high standards, she's basically in love with Trump?

>here aren't 5 new shitcoins popping up every day with shill posts full of rocket emojis and clichés Still hundreds being made every day

a $5 wrench also works

And here we are giving away thousands of moons, have we learned nothing

CEX before marriage is bad

Yes but we probably don't need centralized exchanges gambling and leveraging customer funds. DEFI and peer to peer is probably enough for BTC

Scammers aren't even using hot girl pics anymore, sad times

Well Bitboy is not yet on the run or arrested

Damn it I think I closed my eyes

All Alts eventually lead to moons

So the "sell it all at once" version of DCA

Only if you use someone else's money

It makes some sense that they believe BTC is the more decentralized crypto, but to keep USDT and USDC? As if those are not centralized?

That depends on what happens between now and 2026

A mansion for each hooker? that's generous

you still have enough emotional capacity to get pissed off? You haven't been here long enough

I bid all my moons

If the bottom is 10k or 15k, you should buy at these prices either way

So much corpo speak, they didn't really say anything except 'trust me bro it will be fine'

Please don't jinx it I'm not sure we can take another disaster so soon

Get leveraged to the tits with customer funds

I'm sure the majority of people have heard of BTC by now

Digital blood diamonds

Would probably be a successful coin

Yeah the true depression hasn't set in yet

On most exchanges, you are the product

10k feels like such a psychological barrier I think it will bottom just above it

Best decision you made today

Might as well have been in medieval times

This may be the last real oppurtunity for a lot of people to collect 1 BTC without having to sell part of their house

It's still good to have a more distributed bitcoin compared to institutions holding 99%

DCG still seems to be in a lot of trouble

Can I file for bankruptcy too or would I have to sell my moons

Most peole don't know what those are or do and just want to withdraw BTC to their wallet like they are used to

Check out ccmoons.com/balances it will tell you

I sure hope it will

This is from april to september 2022 so only 5-6 months

Is this what they call freedom of speech?

Can't argue with this 100% waterproof logic

As long as the wallet is non custodial (they don't keep the keys for you) then yes it should be guaranteed

it's not called a million dollar studio for nothing

Just give it away again

If only 50 million others did the same

At least someone enjoyed it

Was the address whitelistesd? That should prevent withdrawing to a different one entirely

Both of then don't work under the hood

So did my balls but I'm not sure that's related

The exchange between my hands and another persons hands

He died but came back to life 3 days later so he can't be prosecuted anymore according to the law

Please don't store your seed phrase in cleartext, at least encrypt it

undepeggable making a run for shittiest word of the year

> It will replace the fiat money.... no it won’t. If this is your argument from the get go nothing will change your mind

Paid spokesperson?

Just send me $50k and I'll send you a BTC

Money talks and binance has money

To make it worse early moon whales keep creating and voting proposals that benefit those who got big amounts early so any new buyers get screwed over(reducing moon emissions, burning moons etc) It's human nature

This isn't a Marvel movie Vitalik

Mans handing out moons like they aren't the new BTC in 5 years

That's a lot of ramen bro are you sure you can eat $900 worth of ramen

It's either a blue chip or king of the shitcoins, there is no inbetween

Yes then I can literally dump on my government

They will only return some of it if they think the boost to their popularity is worth the money

"Sure we can go on a date, but first buy my $1000 NFT"

Dogecoin was a successful meme coin long before Elon believed in cryptocurrency

BNB carrying hard

Guess they stopped giving him millions to promote crypto projects

Just become a crypto hacker and you'll make a billion a month

would have been worth millions each

They couldn't break bitcoin if they tried

More moon farming mostly

Would need a lot of societal pressure to get these companies to pay up

Wish I got $100m from FTX for my one person startup

They keep shipping him back and forth

Unfortunately the way Putin is acting the last few days it's not going to end anytime soon

Banks will loan you some money in the future based on your work performance to buy food with

I'm more of a take money out of the bank person myself

Probably EOY 2021

Crazy how people actually believed this. If anything they'd make their own currency to make billions off it

Found the BTC mini

Moons at 5 cents but don't know how much longer it will hold

Seems familiar think that name is taken

At least we're getting some action around here

Those numbers feel a bit inflated how are they calculating it?

Narrator: Little did Dharmahuasca know the dumping had only just begun

Let's hope it goes this way for all countries

Snek the true stablecoin

This is the big problem, there's some buying pressure but there are so many new tokens in existence it can't move up the price

Well before this FTX stuff people were expecting some exchanges to go down so it wouldn't surprise me if a few did

This guy trying to see if he can manipulate the markets with dumb statements?

He probably likes his new prison dom

He doesn't have a choice, he has a choice of fighting it or not. If he loses he still gets extradited

In case you hadn't noticed we're targeting binance now

Get what over with, the apocalypse?

Yeah he was busy counting his 1 million bitcoins

I'm quite large and I earn moons

Same, I watched my recap too late so it's probably my own fault

Moons and it's not even close

The hourly rates are honestly insane, there should be caps on this so customers funds don't get drained by parasitic lawyers

it's the stages of bear market

This is 100% a scam do NOT deposit any money and cut all contact

dinosaurs gonna dinosaur

Usually the thots are in my DMs instead

Best I can do is 47 minutes

Then they can print trillions of dollars even faster!

Shrinking pains more like

Binance is not to blame for FTX collapse but there is an argument to be made that the 2.1B should be used to relieve FTX users and not just let binance get away with the money

Binance is the master of "trust me bro"

Most of the world still runs on excel

Buy 1 BTC get 0.2 BTC, Grayscale edition

They're scared the entire house of cards will come down if they poke it

They sent it back to you but it unfortunately went missing in transit

Sucks to be partnered with FTX but should really do some research before you accept the millions

Vegan sausage and milk daily

You're only insured as long as they feel like it apparently

If BTC hits 10 billion I'd be pretty happy with what I have now

Not even a comedy tag?

snapshot is usually on tuesday

Proof of slipping on ice

Probably not stupid enough

I wouldn't trust smart contracts I can't verify myself though ...

Trying to grab even more money after already earning millions

I'll give you 7 moons

He had people to do that for him, unfortunately he fired them all day 1

It's all just a bunch of zeros and ones on computers in the end

Yeah posts like this get us nowhere, we need to fix our own problems not point to other problems

Just keep your finger above the sell button, any day now

HODL whisky DCA Bears Hodl advice

A Bitcoin prince

What makes you think they're a bull, maybe they're a bear?

Time was created for the stock market in 1906 bro

I'd sell now if you have one

He'll probably get off on it either way

>We tend not to have things like stop losses," Ellison said. Still hurts my brain

Feeling cute might ban crypto later idk

bscscan, etherscan, polygonscan, ... will show you all transactions including coins you may have forgotten about

Positives? I don't even remember what those are

If I only have my keys stored in encrypted form with a password, they could not seize it from me right? Asking for a friend

There is an estimated fee calculated before the money is sent but the actual fee is calculated on the blockchain network itself

So many exchanges bringing out their own coins for no reason other than moneygrab

Because if they were they would get far less customers and less loans

I read it as Toxic and Pretty just like my ex

To be fair there's not much year left

Doesn't the Algorand supply also inflate massively?

Our real rock in the surf

Probably too dark for his tastes

It's a very scary possibility that the next bullrun wont bring a new ath

In that case you lost 100% until you sell

Geniuses dont talk about it at all

Usually near a school

You gotta work on those numbers rookie

Did he eat a bat by any chance in 2019

100 satoshi it is

CZ is not on the run

FBI please step out of your moms basement

I don't even know what that is

Argentina 2 - France 0

Ruining the environment though

Dont give away how much you have mr moneybags

They're talking about land whales, a wholly different species

Best ways to nake money woth crypto: hacking, scamming and lawsuits

I'd even prefer a USA backed stablecoin

Well yeah I don't see Lincoln or Washington having their own NFT collection? I rest my case

Who wants to bet they'll be back in 1-2 years

This guy has been jinxing us for years!

1M EOY 2025 confirmed

Shouldn't a good cloud setup have automatic scaling and redundant backups that take over the workload? it's rare for an entire cloud application to fail if you build it right

Sounds like some Dystopian stuff, how long until robbers start cutting out people's chips

Definition of a shitcoin

They could if there was profit in it for them instead of losing donations

You're assuming that 1 BETH = 1 ETH is 100% certainty, it's not

But you owe $4 in taxes?

What about Borat's sister

Unless someone else was pulling the strings and manipulating him

So where can we short it

You're assuming you would have sold, which as we all know will never happen

I feel like doing this on a cold wallet makes it less secure and not really a cold wallet anymore

You guys can still afford pants?

Tldr: big numbers are big

He could sell some nice pork cuts to make up for his losses

And nobody worldwide was sad

We truly live in the strangest timeline

Metamask wallet has different networks (like ethereum, polygon (avatars) and moons (arbitrum nova). You need to be on the correct network and sometimes manually add your assets for them to show up

1 BTC = 1 scantily clad woman

It makes you tons of money mostly

Having government insured places to store your crypto similar to banks might work?

Just endless rows of government employees on 15 year old PCs watching pornhub

Satoshi is just a descendant

He's not going to last long in a US prison either

Proof of Word Reserves

>This crypto stuff is confusing. A few questions about Reddit Avatars, metamask, opensea, and ease of use. Don't you talk about my Proof of Reserves like that

At least something is winning around here

it's not an audit at all

It could be years until they get anything from DCG, and likely only partial too

queue the usic

My bank saying not enough funds available, mostly

It's weird that you brought that up

Found the optimist

Sell your account to a Colombian moon farmer for $5

Moons are only given for posts and comments in this subreddit

What about the rest that's like a few % at most

You need the seed phrase they don't store it for you that's what makes it non custodial/self custody

Let's not go crazy here

When are you starting work again?

The Netflix series will confirm it for us

I'd like to have over $10k but we can't all have what we want

That's not what the police told me last time I walked around naked

Less and less people every day

This is some 4th level inception stuff

You should really check with your employer instead of going behind their back, plus it's possible you are not allowed to have a second job in the same field or have overlapping interests

Proof of Reserves are SAFU

It's mostly missing a price over 50k

The people using it to scam instead of investing in it

Tick tock on the clock but the crashing don't stop

No we're actually still living in caves and beating each other with clubs

Must be the part high on hopium

BULL is back on the menu boys

Where is the revolution then?

As long as moons make it into the top 100 next bullrun I'm golden

Just wait until BTC drops below 9k

Retroactively changing terms is not a good look, also sounds hard to enforce?

That''s not luck that's just called memory

Honestly GBTC should just be terminated if there is never any plan to redeem for BTC

None of this describes exactly what Stax does?

Pretty sure it's still steaming

Tolkien was truly ahead of his time

There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy and there is no Proof of Reserves

Well if you did you'd never know

That's the thing, maybe they ARE all guilty

This feels like a paid post by some Indian to praise Bitvavo

How will I ever financially recover from missing this

This is a myth, Japan is quite old fashioned in a lot of areas. They still use the Fax machine widely

They'll be lucky to get 1-5% back

it's unlikely to completely decouple as the stock market reflects general investor sentiment as well, not just the specific stocks

At least we can play the hit family game Where is Do Kwon this Christmas

did they schedule the maintenance 5 minutes beforehand?

What's the point of a 100k guarantee if it disappears at the first sign of troubles?

it's been quiet for months TBH 15-20k is not very exciting

Ledger is great. I believe Trezor is open source code if that's something you care about

He's not THAT fat

Two years older probably

And every project that was heavily associated with FTX

Calm down Dr. Evil

person = bad software = our new overlord

Because you had to sell your car and can't anymore?

He's already pointing fingers like nobody's business

I'd also like to buy a Disneyland

Yes but very unlikely, it would have to become a top 100 crypto next bullrun at least

Can I riot either way?

Still waiting but at least I have moons to keep warm

it's the new meta

paypal? new?

It's name has to start with Bit and end with Coin

Deployed smart contracts can always be interacted with, the website itself is irrelevant as long as you can send transactions

about tree fiddy

Has moon farming gone too far?

What if we offered you 10% bonus moons

no carnivore bro

You can always do it but the costs are not worth it, they ban it on free tiers to prevent abuse

since 99% of BSC altcoins have their liquidity pools in BNB they would essentially be rugpulled and worthless

There's no buttons on this thing!

Well we know it's not the past of money

Sounds like some sort of automatic market aggregator to get best possible offers and possibly scalp, kind of like 1inch

If you're a moon farmer you have to tell me

Either you lose it or you don't, so 50/50

She's applying the tested buy high sell low

They would be very upset if they could

All I want for Christmas is BTC

Well yes but actually no

Please don't let a shady CEX like binance be the future, I'd rather have coinbase ...

>Why I Believe Cryptocurrency is the Future of Money Maybe one day far into the future a new person will join this subreddit and read it

Once again I can't mint at the start and will probably have to wait 24 hours, thanks reddit

you can recreate the secondary accounts after importing your seed phrase into a new metamask

There was never any money, it was all a lie

Usually wallets will use the bip39 standard and they are interchangeable, yes

42069%

Is that a moon rolling in the desert?

And if they did another 10000x you would be a billionaire, you have to take profit at some point. Don't keep waiting for something that may never come

What anime girl are we talking OP

The great trifecta of stupid

What are the chances of Warren dying of old age before the next bullrun?

Just hold your breath for about 10 years

Kevin is the Kanye of crypto

FBI open up

Hating is not allowed in 2022, get with the system boomer

At least it wasn't me this time

reddit introduces new feature: reddit shorts

Already working on my hacking skills for 2025 bullrun

I don't want to spread FUD but I don't think OP is a real journalist

and the other 1% will lose it in a CEX?

Even 10k is a mountain of money for most people to invest in a risky asset

You can say the same thing for moons

I think Karen knows

Thors goats are also screaming doesn't mean much

still a drop in the bucket compared to total assets

Our moons system is not bad, vote with your earned moons!

He bought? dump it

I believe this man is speaking the truth

Hot air is the favorite product of crypto companies

He sold, lynch him!

So you're saying moons aren't going to 1000$ EOY?

1 USDC = 1 cheese wheel?

I too hold millions of luna classic in reserve

Crypto came back stronger from Mt.Gox and it would come back stronger if binance collapsed. BSC would probably be done for though

More likely it will make CZ great again

That's some infallible logic, with that logic everyone in the world will be rich. Because bitcoin will go up

You win an extra moon

Make a bad joke = forced retirement

I'll be sure to let her know next time

Hell hath no fury like an ex scorned

Every time he tweets a puppy dies

>or is this retaliation by SBF? He doesn't have anywhere close to this amount of power anymore

It's not a bug it's a feature!

A silent guardian, a watchful protector

Creating a token, 2 minutes work. Actually finding a good use case it solves is the challenge

Just in time to lower the amount my wage gets indexed, thanks government!

Crypto and calm are not a common combination

No matter what exchange you use you'd still have to pay Canadian taxes if you live in Canada right?

compared to some stablecoins it is

1. I'm totally over my ex 2. I'm going to flaunt my new house to my ex pick one

Believe it or not, straight to jail

An easy mistake to make

You've never heard of Bogdanoff? youtube "Bodanoff dump it"

I love big Sneks

What about Tupac

So what you're saying is we need to finish off CDC before we move to binance

He utilizes a lot of shady business tactics that would be illegal in regulated fields. He hides information unless it's convenient for him for it to come out. He's constantly gaining and losing licenses and moving headquarters, doesn't sound very legit

I'd say you are better off actually owning BTC in your own wallet

He swears on his customers funds

The answer is, unsuprisingly, money

Must be sticky then

I think they wanted people to keep tipping and gas fees are so low on nova. If you had to tip 1 moon with polygon you'd pay several cents at least

the real price is whatever people are willing to pay for it at any given moment ...

This post is a sure sign algo is going to 100k

Benadryl Cundersnatch vibes

money is like girls, if you hate it they will come

Even master yoda agrees

don't forget to shout bingo

There is nowhere on the internet you can hide from me!

it's up millions of percent, what is the problem

This guy looks more psychotic in every picture I see, it's like the dark side is corrupting him or something

Me on my way to use the waybackmachine

He's going to live off this fame for the rest of his life, just like the wolf of wall street

it's honestly not that far off

Back to moon farming it is

There's not enough popcorn for all these plot twists

My body is ready

I don't think 2024 will be that great, 2025 more likely

It turns out the abnormal price changes were normal, according to our investigation

Companies: and I took that as a challenge

It was never a matter of if, only when

Oh he's a villain alright, just not a super one

Unfortunately algorithmic decentralised stablecoins have an even worse track record

With the amount of insider trading going on it might as well be

This is fine *sips tea*

I don't hold cardano and have determined it's not likely to be successful

We on the other hand ...

They need to do a partnership with No Cap

I see nothing wrong with this

I don't think knowing how bitcoin and wallets work makes you an entrepreneur

They'll probably be trying to buy the next doge instead

The audacity of this man

also a trillionaire

Combining tulip mania and bitcoin, genius

There is only room for BTC and moons in my life

Just like Tether will collapse any day now since 2015

Never heard of this coin before

There is only moons

Bitcoin is dead, long live Bitcoin

if it stays at 17.1k dollars it would just lose value at the same speed as the dollar

Are there even any real crypto 'gurus'

Only if you pay for her new boyfriend as well

My brain is a pretty big liability

Soon they will force the issue like binance and busd

Should never be in when it comes to O'Leary

It hasnt been early anymore for some time

Finally a responsible miner who isn't leveraged to the tits

At least this is unironically good for bitcoin

They will always get transaction fees but those are currently only a small part of mining rewards, it's unclear if it will be enough in the distant future to incentivize mining

At least they're taking the stupid with them when they go to jail

Some scammers are furiously trying to read all the words

Ah a fellow hoarder

Usually not an instant buy but binance/coinbase allow bank transfers

It all began when the bank nation collapsed

Only if there isn't some narrative that crypto is done for (like a worldwide ban)

He won't have it

Doesn't even have the decency to send you pics of a pretty woman

Better make sure you're one of the early ones just in case

Happy bearversary

Are the birds the victims

He denies that he should go to prison

Guess we can't claw any of that back

His government probably won't like that

I wouldnt use any CBDC if one came out here

Seems legit

You get what you deserve

Who?

Show us on the bear doll how deep we are

These countries will soon be surpassing a lot of stagnated western nations

I do want to buy directly on my ledger could be interesting

At least I get more sats for my euros now

They haven't collapsed so they must be legit, seems solid

And when do the white walkers invade again

Why doesnt it dump 99% so I can buy and then go up 10000%???

As long as they are not drowning in loans they can stop mining temporarily

He was also paying withdrawals with new funds so still a ponzi

It's great that they can turn to BTC, although USD would probably work just as well

Chasing bottoms or tops, either one is hard

Just to troll him the universe will now send BTC to 500k

Defi needs to become easier to use first for less technical people

One minute later an article predicting plummet to 10k

Magic internet money even

If you can't post enough to meet the minimum char limit just don't post at all bro

Especially algorithmic stablecoins are a joke

Zeroooo

If a government really wants to they could find something that sticks, but its not immediately obvious

Nobody could have seen this coming

Definitely not because you have one, right?

What if an asteroid blows up the earth

We just don't know if it's THE bottom

2 tops and 2 bottoms sounds like a good time

Printing some tokens with fake value isn't really covering it

Remember Jesus died to give us BTC

I personally don't like them and don't own any, but I'm a BTC and moons maxi

Good I'll be buying until it hits 50k

My pants size says I'm getting pretty large so I'm in

Line go up is always a good post, thanks OP

100$ EOY or we riot

Thats what cold does it makes you numb

How dare you get rid of crippling addictions, how will the opressive regimes control you now?

I love me some big T&A

Bullish on clussy coin

And 100% reason to remember the name

It's been sliding for decades

They've been in a love hate relationship since college and just took it too far

I do not consent to this

Celsius and Alameda really out there thinking mining will just print them the missing billions in a bear market

Wasn't me I swear on my boat

Blog posts are opinions not factual articles, it's easy to forget

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

Can we get an SBF-media sextape then, we were promised a sextape!

The European government seems to be trying to protect its consumers at least

Have buzzwords gone too far

Gotta love that Bitbussy

Of course I know him, he's me

Say what you want but ponzi schemes have survived more bear markets than you can count

That's definitely not how that meeting looked

Don't even need the now or time in that sentence

There is currently no way and no guarantee there ever will be either

Stop making me agree with this creature

I still think it's Dinkleberg

I can only get so excited

That's not even bad advice

Don't even need drugs for this just stare at charts all day

Should have passed the buck on her son

Look guys we actually found an FTX retail user that lost money