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/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10u5s5v/can_someone_explain_wtf_happened_here_some/j7bq4gm/

It's like he read an article about code readability and said decided to do the opposite as hard as he could.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 5, 2023 11:46:31
/r/AndroidAuto/comments/10u8bpf/still_no_coolwalk_am_i_the_only_one/j7blx8u/

I got an update last year that put my nav on the left and got rid of the media controls entirely... So anything that gives me my media controls back is good with me.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AndroidAuto on February 5, 2023 11:17:30
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10pe0hc/aita_for_trying_to_accommodate_my_coworkers_diet/j79pu8p/

She *was* trying to be nice... To his penis.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on February 4, 2023 22:52:36
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10pe0hc/aita_for_trying_to_accommodate_my_coworkers_diet/j79ox5w/

Mhmm my first thought was exactly that, that she was one of those that will say "people are saying..." when she means "I'm saying".

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on February 4, 2023 22:44:24
/r/IncelTear/comments/10sjenp/hate_to_be_that_guy_then_dont/j757ca5/

This explains why I'm built like a lazy panda. No man sex, I can't flex! 😔

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on February 3, 2023 22:51:54
/r/IncelTear/comments/10sjenp/hate_to_be_that_guy_then_dont/j7575c1/

Well hello there supreme court Justice, sir.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on February 3, 2023 22:50:09
/r/IncelTear/comments/10sjenp/hate_to_be_that_guy_then_dont/j756xz7/

I feel like it always comes back to this for them...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on February 3, 2023 22:48:21
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10qzmoo/it_did_happen_like_that/j6wd3km/

Good! I'm shocked it took them this long. I agree with that, I've used teams - and it's not perfect but Skype hasn't been substantially improved for decades and it shows.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 2, 2023 05:29:21
/r/AndroidAuto/comments/10r12os/got_coolwalk_lost_spotifys_heart_and_radio_buttons/j6v9r8n/

I'm on a 22+ myself and I've got nothing so far either.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AndroidAuto on February 1, 2023 22:07:12
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10qzmoo/it_did_happen_like_that/j6uldde/

Oh man... That's the stuff there. So. Awful.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 1, 2023 19:07:20
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10qzmoo/it_did_happen_like_that/j6ukrv0/

Oh yeah, for the longest time the executable was still lync.exe. Fortunately it's been a while since I've worked at a place that used it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 1, 2023 19:03:02
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10qzmoo/it_did_happen_like_that/j6ufquw/

Probably the kind of person who calls millennials and Gen-Xers "boomer"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 1, 2023 18:27:54
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10qzmoo/it_did_happen_like_that/j6ufh9k/

The enterprise app (ie, Skype for Business!) is not the same as the consumer app. It's a repackaged version of a failed MS built client called Lync that bears more resemblance to the old AIM than any modern video conference software. In fact, last I checked some parts of it was still labeled lync. MS really squandered the good will Skype had...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 1, 2023 18:26:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/10qnumg/were_not_pedos_but_yay_pedophilia/j6txovf/

Ugh I knew a guy that used to say that in high school... *shudder*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on February 1, 2023 16:29:10
/r/IncelTear/comments/10qnumg/were_not_pedos_but_yay_pedophilia/j6sie1y/

I wonder if that dude even knows about all this. Can you imagine? You're just living your life and some random dude in another country that doesn't even speak the same (primary) language you do - assuming, of course, that whoever this is speaks Spanish as his first language - thinks you're a woman on a reddit page and he hates you with a passion because of it... like, wtf? I can only assume he thinks you're pretending to be 14 because of the number at the end of your username... just like I'm pretending to be 3 because of the number reddit randomly stuck on mine.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on February 1, 2023 11:14:44
/r/IncelTear/comments/10qnumg/were_not_pedos_but_yay_pedophilia/j6s6ar0/

I can only speak for myself, but the older I get, the less this is true (since the age disparity grows larger). I remember going out to eat and thinking "man the waitress is cute"... nowadays, I think "when did they start letting actual children serve alcohol?" because they seem so young. Does that mean I don't look at a 20 something and think she's pretty? No, I'm not dead - but I sure wouldn't consider anything beyond that observation. Anything younger than that, and it would be like ogling one of my nieces and that would be weird, gross, and just... ugh, no.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on February 1, 2023 09:56:28
/r/IncelTear/comments/10qnumg/were_not_pedos_but_yay_pedophilia/j6s5c1j/

Yep, and that's even assuming he draws the line at 13...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on February 1, 2023 09:50:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/10qnumg/were_not_pedos_but_yay_pedophilia/j6s57hf/

Probably pays your actual rent too 🤣

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on February 1, 2023 09:49:13
/r/IncelTear/comments/10pwvvw/his_profile_picture_says_everything/j6s4py8/

Considering some of the crap I see on reddit, I think he vastly overestimates both their ability and how much they *actually* care.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on February 1, 2023 09:45:55
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/10qnv8f/taking_the_advanced_route_through_swampy_forest/j6rx14b/

Can't wait for my game to become a slide show every time water is on the screen!!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 1, 2023 08:50:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/10pxy1j/yes_yes_that_is_how_it_works_not_like_humans/j6nfmh2/

I'm thinking that if they even heard about it, they probably don't think it exists.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 31, 2023 11:00:46
/r/IncelTear/comments/10pxy1j/yes_yes_that_is_how_it_works_not_like_humans/j6nffmj/

The whole "bodies" thing is cringy as hell... I'm guessing he thinks that women are baby birds or something? Where the hell do they get this stuff?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 31, 2023 10:59:34
/r/IncelTear/comments/10p4aiw/how_does_someones_mind_even_go_there_jesus/j6lg0v8/

I think there was one that did measure directly... Still, I would bet that any dude willing yo have his junk measured is at least somewhat comfortable with the size. Or he *really* needed the 10 bucks or whatever.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 30, 2023 22:51:22
/r/IncelTear/comments/10n9b3b/tell_me_this_is_pathetic_without_telling_me_this/j6ipuxe/

Noway, my cat is way more consistent.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 30, 2023 11:54:19
/r/IncelTear/comments/10n5m9v/yo_what_the_actual_fuck/j6i5m4f/

That sounds... awful. Also like an incel fantasy.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 30, 2023 09:38:46
/r/IncelTear/comments/10nccpj/hello_fellow_females/j692zcw/

It's because they've never spoken to one, read about one, or spent any time at all thinking of them as anything more than a cardboard cutout with a hole cut out for junk.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 28, 2023 12:01:57
/r/IncelTear/comments/10nccpj/hello_fellow_females/j692rh8/

I heard this in my head in the bassiest voice that still had a distinct whining sound to it somehow. Love it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 28, 2023 12:00:27
/r/IncelTear/comments/10mtyib/she_slept_with_five_whole_people_the_world_is/j68rjga/

Maybe it's one of those weird sports metaphor things, like, "Omg that's basically like all the players on the ice at a time during a hockey game!?" ... Yeah I got nothing. This clown is nuts.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 28, 2023 10:42:23
/r/IncelTear/comments/10mtyib/she_slept_with_five_whole_people_the_world_is/j68r5kk/

Don't be ridiculous. ... He'd never let her talk to a waiter. "the girl will have a salad. Does that come in a kids portion?"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 28, 2023 10:39:39
/r/IncelTear/comments/10mkx3d/im_not_an_incel_said_the_incel/j666v3z/

No he's saying it's completely useless, ie so stretched out you can't feel it... So... No ejaculation, no baby. Unless of course he just jerked off in the cavern and the swimmers can still find the goal.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 27, 2023 19:07:44
/r/IncelTear/comments/10mkx3d/im_not_an_incel_said_the_incel/j664t4o/

I somehow doubt he watches porn that includes women...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 27, 2023 18:52:58
/r/IncelTear/comments/10mkx3d/im_not_an_incel_said_the_incel/j664p5t/

The manliest of men only have sex with men.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 27, 2023 18:52:12
/r/IncelTear/comments/10mkx3d/im_not_an_incel_said_the_incel/j663xny/

What nonsense are you spouting, everyone on earth is an only child! /s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 27, 2023 18:46:47
/r/IncelTear/comments/10mkx3d/im_not_an_incel_said_the_incel/j663clx/

Reminds me of the scene in 40 year old virgin where he says boobs feel like bags of sand...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 27, 2023 18:42:34
/r/IncelTear/comments/10klazy/basically_went_on_a_rant_here_but_i_think_its/j5u1tvj/

Funny you say this, my wife and I have a running joke about how 90s sitcoms have not prepared us for marriage. Things really break down if you don't understand that even "reality" shows are scripted... I mean, I didn't really understand the difference at one point... But I grew out of it. These guys just... Don't, do they?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 25, 2023 10:56:00
/r/IncelTear/comments/10klazy/basically_went_on_a_rant_here_but_i_think_its/j5tq9v8/

Media does tend to push the idea that once you hit 30 you're basically a corpse - even more so for women, but it happens to men too.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 25, 2023 09:39:34
/r/IncelTear/comments/10klazy/basically_went_on_a_rant_here_but_i_think_its/j5tq2nx/

Indeed, my first date was with a woman who asked *me* out because I *didn't* just immediately try to get into her pants or stare at her tits.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 25, 2023 09:38:09
/r/IncelTear/comments/10klazy/basically_went_on_a_rant_here_but_i_think_its/j5tppx9/

Indeed, it's like they can't escape video game mentality. Deposit ten (10) relationship+ actions, relationship gains level && reward cut scene with poorly animated sex w/ anatomically incorrect models.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 25, 2023 09:35:40
/r/homeassistant/comments/10kcn46/you_know_what_i_would_really_love_just_a_plain_ol/j5t9ow3/

I hate them too, even where I have dumb switches I've changed them to decora style.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on January 25, 2023 07:22:07
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10khu99/originally_from_latin_lorem_ipsum_has_no/j5t9a0d/

This build will go fine, I'll just go ahead and push that to prod. *camera zooms out on a clock saying Friday, 4:59pm*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 25, 2023 07:17:55
/r/IncelTear/comments/10kdhhk/i_literally_do_not_have_one_of_these_what_am_i/j5ryz6u/

You too?! The exchange rate is so awful I can't get rid of these things.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 24, 2023 22:29:54
/r/IncelTear/comments/10kdhhk/i_literally_do_not_have_one_of_these_what_am_i/j5ry98i/

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised....

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 24, 2023 22:24:18
/r/aww/comments/10j80ma/this_fearless_little_guy/j5mbn5b/

Isn't that a warning sign of frostbite?? 😝

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on January 23, 2023 19:37:46
/r/aww/comments/10j80ma/this_fearless_little_guy/j5m04hu/

Yeah even after a work out on a hot day I can o ly tolerate a 'cool' shower, never a cold one.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on January 23, 2023 18:16:42
/r/homeassistant/comments/10jchyk/chatgpt_openai_are_creating_a_support_nightmare/j5lzjse/

ChatGPT has become the newest version of "let me Google that for you", except it's almost inevitably wrong. It's great for very simple things, but the minute it gets a little complex, it struggles. Want it to write you a docker compose file for something with a couple of settings? Works great. Need to write a script to parse a lot output, process it and then do something else with that? It won't do well.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on January 23, 2023 18:12:45
/r/pettyrevenge/comments/ujmv0q/about_5_years_ago_my_company_brought_in_an/j5h47dw/

Yep there's no social safety net whatsoever and the billionaires that run the country think that anyone that needs such a thing is just lazy and isn't working hard enough.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/pettyrevenge on January 22, 2023 18:33:22
/r/pettyrevenge/comments/ujmv0q/about_5_years_ago_my_company_brought_in_an/j5glekn/

Tantrum isn't really the right word, but yeah... Never, ever buy into the "this is a family" bs that every company likes to throw around. It's designed to make you work harder than you should for less than you should.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/pettyrevenge on January 22, 2023 16:31:49
/r/pettyrevenge/comments/ujmv0q/about_5_years_ago_my_company_brought_in_an/j5gk0kt/

I had a job like this in the 00's, and it paid about $50k. So with inflation and the current economy, I'm guessing $30k is about right.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/pettyrevenge on January 22, 2023 16:22:56
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10cv0c6/aita_for_humiliating_my_friend_in_order_to_make_a/j5c791j/

We did too, in the US, but our culture in general discourages education and knowledge, so I'm guessing most tried hard to forget anything they might have learned accidentally.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on January 21, 2023 18:06:18
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10gtbrm/layoff_fiasco/j563to0/

It's mainly used as a way to measure how easily different people can be fired and how expensive it is to do so.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 20, 2023 12:39:26
/r/IncelTear/comments/10fvefd/incel_thinks_universities_should_have_free/j54u0fe/

"that dude just way too robbable! Look at how he walks, with his fat wallet hanging out like some kind of harlot!" "what house had like a year of alcohol in it, it totally deserved to get broken into. You won't catch me letting a house of mine get that much alcohol in it!"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 20, 2023 07:12:33
/r/IncelTear/comments/10fvefd/incel_thinks_universities_should_have_free/j54nqkk/

Ugh yeah, sexual assault was a huge problem at my university and they mostly just swept it under the rug and victim blamed.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 20, 2023 05:59:52
/r/IncelTear/comments/10fvefd/incel_thinks_universities_should_have_free/j54mmiu/

As another... Well said. There is a ton of stuff Jesus said that doesn't jive with what many of them do... And you know, no one is expected to be perfect but there's a huge gulf between making a mistake and what they do.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 20, 2023 05:45:15
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10e39l0/aita_for_ratting_out_friend_to_bosshr_for_what_i/j4ouqga/

He probably does... He probably believes all the disinformation crap they post on social media while posing as Americans.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on January 17, 2023 00:28:49
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10e3gr0/aita_for_thinking_its_creepy_and_immature_that_my/j4otd7m/

YTA. first of all he's right, it's none of your business. Doubling down on it is even more ridiculous. 2nd, he's right, what he watches on TV has nothing to do with his social circle. 3rd, 19 and 1st year of college is not a "grown ass man". The human brain isn't even done developing until around 25. Further, psychologists consider you an adolescent so long as you're still being educated formally, more so if you're still living at home. 4th, he has a right to like what he likes. I don't care how old you are, some stuff is just plain good. I still read YA novels as a 40 something. And at 19 he's barely out of high school - a teen drama would still be relavent and fun to him. 5th, *and* you're coming into his home as a guest and you pull this?? If he were my son, you'd find yourself in a hotel room in short order.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on January 17, 2023 00:15:29
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10bwx2g/forget_spaces_vs_tabs_how_do_you_format_your/j4dog60/

When you right align your code, as is the one true path.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 14, 2023 18:55:12
/r/IncelTear/comments/10aq9ed/i_called_out_his_misogynistic_crap_on_another/j46ea61/

He's militant for Millicent! ...yeah, I'll see myself out.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 13, 2023 09:14:37
/r/IncelTear/comments/10a40wl/_/j43kd7k/

Last I checked, there are no kids or pregnant women in GTA V, I don't have any idea who they think they're fooling with that "in GTA V" nonsense

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 12, 2023 17:45:33
/r/IncelTear/comments/1095cw1/i_got_a_better_idea_you_buy_a_doll_and_learn_how/j42dsw8/

Sad how quickly you get to the point where you're like "huh... 15, eh? this incel likes them older I see"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 12, 2023 13:27:25
/r/IncelTear/comments/1095cw1/i_got_a_better_idea_you_buy_a_doll_and_learn_how/j42cyz5/

Yeah, 70kg is pretty generous for these guys, honestly. I usually see them demand ~45kg. A shorter woman especially would have no problem having larger boobs. The no sag thing well... good luck.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 12, 2023 13:22:26
/r/IncelTear/comments/1095cw1/i_got_a_better_idea_you_buy_a_doll_and_learn_how/j42cesd/

In this house, boobs obey the laws of physics!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 12, 2023 13:19:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/1095cw1/i_got_a_better_idea_you_buy_a_doll_and_learn_how/j42bd82/

I mean, I agree in general but route and root don't sound the same... well, in US English anyway, UK English pronunciation is the... ok, nevermind, you're 100% right.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 12, 2023 13:12:46
/r/IncelTear/comments/107p99q/its_so_weird_when_they_all_get_together_to_pat/j3sw3jy/

WTF, dude joined on Jan 4 and has already been online for more than two and a half days?!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 10, 2023 16:10:46
/r/IncelTear/comments/107p99q/its_so_weird_when_they_all_get_together_to_pat/j3svtq9/

She probably couldn't even pick him out of a lineup, lol, and would be confused as to what you're even talking about.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 10, 2023 16:09:09
/r/IncelTear/comments/107p99q/its_so_weird_when_they_all_get_together_to_pat/j3svhad/

It's strange to me how often these dudes are racist against themselves... I'd be curious if that's way more common in that group than elsewhere. I've known a lot of folks that are racist but they generally focus on putting other people down, not themselves.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 10, 2023 16:07:06
/r/IncelTear/comments/107p99q/its_so_weird_when_they_all_get_together_to_pat/j3sv1d6/

I just got this mental image of this guy in a nursing home telling whoever will listen this story over and over again. "...and then I just kept walking!" "sure thing, Mr McAllister. Did you take your meds this morning?" "hell no! If I take them, the lizard people will be able to read my brain!" "For the last time, it's just heart medication"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 10, 2023 16:04:31
/r/IncelTear/comments/107p99q/its_so_weird_when_they_all_get_together_to_pat/j3su5h9/

Hey some doors are *really* heavy. I have to struggle t-- what's that...? Oh. I'm just very weak? I guess that makes sense then. /a guy

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 10, 2023 15:59:14
/r/IncelTear/comments/108bknt/so_so_so_unbelievably_glad_he_will_die_alone_and/j3sscl5/

They can't clear the lowest bar there is...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 10, 2023 15:48:44
/r/IncelTear/comments/108bknt/so_so_so_unbelievably_glad_he_will_die_alone_and/j3srvhs/

Exactly. The old "bad apple" saying is actually about that - "one bad apple spoils the bunch". You leave rotten, evil stuff like that around and let it fester or worse, encourage it to grow like they do, it will actively ruin the entire group. (This is why I laugh whenever people go on about individuals in a group just being "one bad apple"... but I digress.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 10, 2023 15:45:57
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1085j7v/next_oculus_product/j3rbk10/

I could make an argument that a lot of social psychologists think people perceive of cuteness because it encourages us to actually take care of our young..... And therefore it boils down to sex again... ... BUT I think your way is better. Cute animals ftw!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 10, 2023 10:26:56
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1085j7v/next_oculus_product/j3qoix3/

All human technology boils down to sex or killing people.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 10, 2023 07:27:03
/r/IncelTear/comments/106wnui/this_is_why_we_need_to_gatekeep_dnd1_found_this/j3m7ivy/

as always, there is a relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/385/

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 9, 2023 10:20:10
/r/IncelTear/comments/105okk4/this_is_some_unhinged_shit/j3j985n/

Oh hell I have to see this.... I'm not saying the show isn't funny, it was. It just wasn't meant to be a template of real life, which I'm sure we all know, but these goons....

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 8, 2023 18:21:38
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106k9gs/huge_program_will_take_you_5_mins_i_guess_details/j3hxopq/

System.out.println("Tickets purchased") Done! Less than 5 minutes. Go me! 😁

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 8, 2023 13:30:00
/r/IncelTear/comments/105a5en/woman_exists_this_guy_raaaage_i_wanna_throw_acid/j3e8bme/

Good news, person! You, too, can have "ventures". Simply to to that strange wooden rectangle at the front of your domicile and locate the metal sphere or lever located roughly halfway up, on the left or right side. Clean your hand of... that... and take the knob-like-device and *turn* it. That's it, it won't bite. A little more. Now, once you feel that the rectangle has become disengaged from the frame around it, simply tug or push on it, and it should come open. Squint your eyes a bit. That bright stuff out there is called "day light". It won't hurt you unless you hang around in it for hours. Now, locate the line of slabs of stone, and go forth. You're on a venture! Keep going. If you see another human person, exchange a polite greeting. No, no, don't stare, that's a good boy. Welcome! This is the outer world! There are many wonders to behold!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 7, 2023 18:05:47
/r/IncelTear/comments/105okk4/this_is_some_unhinged_shit/j3e6ovd/

That's absolutely awful... it's like a bunch of dudes watched *Married with Children* and thought that was the absolute rule for life. (Oh, except the part where the wife always wants to have sex with her husband. )

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 7, 2023 17:54:39
/r/IncelTear/comments/105okk4/this_is_some_unhinged_shit/j3e61zw/

I *think* it's their belief that if a man is happily married, he's a soy something cuck or whatever and his wife is secretly screwing the pool boy. tl;dr: they think porn is a documentary.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 7, 2023 17:50:23
/r/IncelTear/comments/105okk4/this_is_some_unhinged_shit/j3e5mvc/

That's legitimately awful, I'm sorry you had to go through that. Hopefully it turned out to be a good opportunity to upgrade - even if that means being single.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 7, 2023 17:47:34
/r/IncelTear/comments/105okk4/this_is_some_unhinged_shit/j3e4z2n/

to be fair, the only thing really separating the larger manosphere from incels is whether or not they're having sex

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 7, 2023 17:43:03
/r/IncelTear/comments/102kkaa/oof_if_this_guy_ever_does_get_laid_i_pitty_the/j2x0dgx/

Me too! In fact, if we don't laugh together legitimately, I know a woman will never be someone I'd date.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 4, 2023 10:22:22
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/102ug91/surprised_nms_didnt_win_this_definitely_deserved/j2wf9wd/

Ehhh... It wasn't nearly as buggy. I played it and enjoyed it a lot, and because I was busy at work at the time I actually missed the hype train for the release so I didn't know about any "promises". There *were* bugs of course, but they were never bad enough to make me stop playing. CP on the other hand... Well, I got it about 4 months after release and I definitely hit points where I was completely stopped by crashing bugs or quest bugs or other ones that got me frustrated enough to quit. I see that there's a good game there, so I go back to it every few months... Come to think of it, it's due for another try.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on January 4, 2023 07:30:38
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/102ug91/surprised_nms_didnt_win_this_definitely_deserved/j2wdoue/

And if the Witcher is anything to go by it will probably be supported for a while. That said.... NMS has been getting substantial, free DLC for years, whereas most games are lucky to get new skins after 3 months. As much as I enjoyed Cyberpunk... I don't know that we'd see that much from them. But time will tell.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on January 4, 2023 07:13:54
/r/aww/comments/102fk18/my_cat_greets_me_at_the_front_door_everyday_i/j2us3w9/

Oh definitely, there was a study done recently that concluded that cats will basically be what you expect then to be - raise an asshole cat, you get an asshole cat. Expect your cat to be aloof? That's what you get.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on January 3, 2023 21:14:56
/r/aww/comments/102fk18/my_cat_greets_me_at_the_front_door_everyday_i/j2upyyz/

My kitty greets me at the door too. I get so annoyed at some cat haters who claim that cats don't love you.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on January 3, 2023 20:59:38
/r/IncelTear/comments/102f3ht/incels_dont_know_what_crabs_in_a_bucket_means/j2uom8j/

*Footage of incel talking to a woman...* Incel: \*staring\* woman: "Uh... can I help you?" Incel: \*breathing heavily\* woman: "Ok, I'm going to leave now" Incel: "WHY DO FOIDS HATE ME!?!?!?!?!"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 3, 2023 20:49:50
/r/IncelTear/comments/102fw9x/its_almost_like_porn_isnt_real_life_lmaooo/j2un7gq/

Don't forget that smelly guy that keeps trying to steal my ring whenever I walk anywhere.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 3, 2023 20:39:44
/r/IncelTear/comments/101ueyp/experts_weigh_in/j2tjuvv/

Fair enough! I guess no amount of stupid from them surprises me anymore...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 3, 2023 16:18:44
/r/IncelTear/comments/101ueyp/experts_weigh_in/j2te2f3/

I mean, I'd agree except that this complaint seems to come up over there over and over. Let's not forget about the state of sex ed in the US (I wouldn't know about else where), where it amounts to "don't do it" with a slap on the wrist.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 3, 2023 15:43:55
/r/IncelTear/comments/101ueyp/experts_weigh_in/j2t8jtp/

Google for "Oldest dildo ever found" yielded this: [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4713323.stm](https://www.theregister.com/2005/07/27/ancient_phallus/) spoilers: it was 28,000 years old

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 3, 2023 15:10:47
/r/IncelTear/comments/101ueyp/experts_weigh_in/j2t83cg/

They've got wifi *and* bluetooth!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 3, 2023 15:07:59
/r/IncelTear/comments/101ueyp/experts_weigh_in/j2t7zl1/

it was mass hysteria. ...I'll see myself out

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 3, 2023 15:07:22
/r/IncelTear/comments/101ueyp/experts_weigh_in/j2suj7y/

My wife has had a baby... nothing changed as far as the labia are concerned.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 3, 2023 13:45:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/101ueyp/experts_weigh_in/j2su4cc/

Not to mention that the actual vagina is not normally visible from any angle that is usually depicted in art... but you know, 2 seconds to look at an anatomical diagram is apparently too much time to devote to education.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 3, 2023 13:42:33
/r/IncelTear/comments/101ueyp/experts_weigh_in/j2sskdu/

I sneezed once and now I have to carry my nose around on a wheelbarrow. It's very tragic, you know.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 3, 2023 13:33:07
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/101sha3/is_there_any_trick_to_destroy_those_things_i_want/j2rhbzr/

Hm I always assumed that redditors just always downvote anyone asking a question.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 3, 2023 08:00:12
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/100ofht/after_179h_i_finally_ended_up_the_game_no_mods_no/j2ktglg/

What is this... End of which you speak? I've only got about 400 hours in my save and I've been stubbornly staying on the same save despite updates. Although I'm planning to start fresh when 1.0 comes out, I really just enjoy going in and fiddling with stuff.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 1, 2023 20:50:03
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/100hujf/ah_stop_this_shit/j2ksv4s/

It's also still floating around in banks, and I'd bet some telecom stuff runs on it, but that's more of a gut feeling.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 1, 2023 20:45:37
/r/space/comments/100hdsg/my_8_year_old_got_her_first_telescope_for/j2jizbm/

Chromatic abberation caused by the lens, if I'm understanding what you're asking about correctly.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on January 1, 2023 15:26:14
/r/IncelTear/comments/100obyv/an_extremely_intelligent_conversation_about/j2j6jny/

That is a brilliant and well written PSA. I have nothing to add except that every word is accurate.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 1, 2023 14:06:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/100d127/a_bag_of_salt_for_new_years_i_needed_that_for_my/j2hvt0r/

"ethniceldom"? The hell. He does know that people that aren't white do have sex... Right?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on January 1, 2023 07:43:34
/r/IncelTear/comments/zyehj9/then_dont/j2f14c0/

OK this is bugging me... There = location. As in, over there. Their = plural or non gendered possessive third person pronoun. They're = "they are". It says something about these vile people that of all the vitriol this guy is spouting what annoys me most is the fact that he doesn't know his words.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 31, 2022 14:58:56
/r/IncelTear/comments/zzn8qi/looks_like_someone_is_mad_lmao/j2ewd0g/

I wonder how many of them sub to your OF 🤣

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 31, 2022 14:25:24
/r/IncelTear/comments/zzxoyq/wonderful_fellow_i_wonder_why_women_dont_sleep/j2en41d/

... Wait... Falls... Out...? ... Does he have an inside penis...?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 31, 2022 13:21:56
/r/IncelTear/comments/zzn8qi/looks_like_someone_is_mad_lmao/j2elt1y/

These guys really seem to have a huge crush on you... Definitely has the little boy hitting a girl he likes on the playground energy, only you know, 5000% more stupid, toxic, and immature.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 31, 2022 13:13:19
/r/IncelTear/comments/zyevee/you_can_always_pay_an_escort_and_stop_being_a/j2dga0g/

Ya know it never occurred to me before, but it's no wonder I was a late bloomer myself, when my dad told me "why don't you have a girlfriend??? When I was your age, I already had a ton of girlfriends". I was 11. Took me years to build up confidence and be comfortable in my own skin enough to even ask someone out.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 31, 2022 07:56:13
/r/IncelTear/comments/zyevee/you_can_always_pay_an_escort_and_stop_being_a/j2dfckc/

Hell I think virginity is a social construct anyway, a hold over from the days where women were treated as chattel. (yes I know they still are in places but my hope is that that practice will die eventually).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 31, 2022 07:45:57
/r/IncelTear/comments/zzn8qi/looks_like_someone_is_mad_lmao/j2deg3s/

"dude anyone can paste junk into Google translate."

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 31, 2022 07:35:45
/r/IncelTear/comments/zzn8qi/looks_like_someone_is_mad_lmao/j2de6zy/

I mean we keep telling them to get a hobby but I don't think this is what any of us mean...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 31, 2022 07:32:52
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw04tw/bruh/j265o0c/

There are always assholes who are quick to throw in "not all men!!" which whatever, maybe not you specifically random dude, but honestly no matter what percentage of men do awful things, it's still a problem. Even if only 0.01% of men are committing sexual assault, that's way too fucking many in my book, so go the hell away with your not all men bullshit while the rest of us try to actually make things better for humans as a whole.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 29, 2022 18:01:54
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zy4ct8/getting_mentioned_in_a_random_issue_on_a_random/j250sdu/

"should I call girl.remove(bra) or girl.remove(panties) first??"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 29, 2022 13:33:31
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zy4ct8/getting_mentioned_in_a_random_issue_on_a_random/j250f3t/

She wanted to merge, but I didn't want the commitment.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 29, 2022 13:31:10
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zy2lz6/why_is_the_awesome_shop_the_only_building_to/j24z5xp/

It's like an old lady that turns up to buy a TV with a jar of pennies...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 29, 2022 13:23:09
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zy2lz6/why_is_the_awesome_shop_the_only_building_to/j24yw0x/

I mean it's not just a factory game, maybe she just likes making pretty buildings, or exploring and fighting critters? Granted... I'd argue the automation is the core of it, but still... I mean, Josh doesn't play the game like 99.9999% of other players play it, but he seems to have a blast with it nonetheless, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 29, 2022 13:21:26
/r/space/comments/zy3ash/every_planet_in_the_solar_system_visible_in_rare/j24wxnb/

I noticed. I sold you that three pack of healing potions at a discount because you saved my kid from those goblins, remember?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on December 29, 2022 13:09:01
/r/space/comments/zy3ash/every_planet_in_the_solar_system_visible_in_rare/j24w4p4/

I know how you feel. My wife got me a brand new telescope for my birthday this year. A couple of weeks later I read about the "last lunar eclipse on the east coast of the US for years" and it was happening at a time and place I'd be able to see it! With my new telescope! I got up around 4am, checked out the sky - full moon, clear sky, absolutely beautiful. Another hour until the eclipse... So I used the bathroom, went back inside. When it was time for the eclipse,... Completely overcast. And it stayed that way until dawn. Ugh.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on December 29, 2022 13:03:55
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zxlv0f/average_performance_of_my_brain_while_debugging/j24vg20/

So your stance is that because porn isn't real sex, he can't think about sex? I got news for you, when I was a teenager I had zero sex, but I definitely spent a helluva lot of time thinking about it and the softcore showtime porn I saw filled a lot of that bandwidth.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 29, 2022 12:59:30
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zxdd89/et_tu_github/j23p3a7/

Perhaps wearing a beret? There was a lot of ennui.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 29, 2022 07:50:33
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zxq1y9/when_elon_opens_mouth_to_talk_about_software/j221xm6/

Yep. Just cause he has smart employees doesn't mean he himself is smart. He may have a talent for hiring smart people, or hiring people who hire smart people, but that doesn't give him their smarts. My cat can see in near total darkness. That doesn't mean I can.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 28, 2022 21:14:24
/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/zx5qkg/sorry_if_repost/j221jcl/

Too true. I heard of a guy who's legal name is "X" because the government computer couldn't handle some part of his name. I think it was either too long or he had an odd accented character in it. It wasn't even a weird name, just not a European one.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NameNerdCirclejerk on December 28, 2022 21:11:25
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zxlv0f/average_performance_of_my_brain_while_debugging/j21tmrp/

This is brain activity, not what he's actually doing. I.e., he's in a phone meeting thinking mostly about sex.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 28, 2022 20:13:11
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zxlv0f/average_performance_of_my_brain_while_debugging/j21tccg/

There's a whole internet with exabytes of porn he could fill it with.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 28, 2022 20:11:01
/r/space/comments/zxd2aq/earth_is_the_only_known_place_in_our_solar_system/j21ec9e/

It's a great time to be alive on the most flammable planet in the solar system!!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on December 28, 2022 18:23:11
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zxdd89/et_tu_github/j21dvdy/

Somehow I pictured github saying this to me while smoking a cigarette, in black and white.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 28, 2022 18:19:55
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zxbui8/dont_do_it/j21dm7j/

Pay is competitive but the benefits package could use work. And the pitchforks get old *real* fast.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 28, 2022 18:18:09
/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/zx0pbu/my_hatred_for_gender_bows_may_outweigh_even_this/j201fvl/

A bow on the kids head because some people think the most important thing you need to know about a baby is the status of their genitals.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NameNerdCirclejerk on December 28, 2022 12:56:07
/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/zx5qkg/sorry_if_repost/j200rhj/

Even if it's allowed I'd bet that half of all websites out there would reject you putting that nonsense in a name field. Seems like a great idea, preemptively preventing your kid from using most websites... 🙄

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NameNerdCirclejerk on December 28, 2022 12:51:38
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zx7q7d/those_damn_interns/j1z22eq/

Thus the Notequal programming language was born....

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 28, 2022 08:41:15
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw04tw/bruh/j1yxi4e/

🤣 Truth. Maybe it has more to do with their lack of opposable thumbs.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 28, 2022 07:56:37
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwpqh5/sir_are_you_even_sure_where_to_put_it/j1yxf3g/

Hm... That's a good point. It's not like it was when I was a kid and I had to get by on softcore stuff on a scrambled HBO channel lol. So then I'd say complete willful stupidity.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 28, 2022 07:55:43
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw9npo/analysis_of_incel_mindsets_by_a_former_active/j1x6v3l/

Yep, I agree and that's true. I'm just saying that the actual science agrees - people of both genders are having less sex and waiting until a later age to become secually active (I don't remember if whether or not that was by choice was part of it. And since this is social science, the data is based on surveys which can be misleading, but I digress).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 20:40:32
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw9npo/analysis_of_incel_mindsets_by_a_former_active/j1x55s9/

Hey now, tldr has been around way before reddit, lol. Get off my lawn!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 20:27:36
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw9npo/analysis_of_incel_mindsets_by_a_former_active/j1x4nc0/

Yep, any actual sociologists will tell you that younger generations as a whole are having sex later in life across genders/orientations and there are a lot of theories as to why. People are also not getting married until later, too. My personal theory is that social media is isolating people while giving them the illusion of being social. But I'm just a random dude on the internet, I have no idea.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 20:23:40
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw04tw/bruh/j1x2o1b/

As a guy, the optimistic part of my brain wants to say "no no, it's really just a very loud minority", but the realistic part of my brain hits the other part with a lead pipe and says, "no dumbass, this is probably most of them because no one you've known that has to deal with this has said it happens 'rarely'".

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 20:08:30
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw04tw/bruh/j1x1yma/

Seriously, my cat is awesome and he has never sent anyone an unsolicited dick pic.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 20:03:09
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwo5q0/christmas_incel/j1x1jne/

I uh... What? If you fed this into chatgpt it would just crash.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 19:59:59
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwku0d/merry_christmas_ya_filthy_animal/j1x1cue/

Man that sounds great. Stupid social obligations, lol. Sometimes I just want to hang out in my introvert cave.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 19:58:32
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zwpno0/fyi_the_us_gov_apparently_never_heard_of_2fa_and/j1wwz7i/

I saw someone interviewed once that was like "I like the health insurance, just can't stand that it was named after him". I sighed so hard it blew out the window. Their propaganda machine works terrifyingly well.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 27, 2022 19:25:44
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zwpno0/fyi_the_us_gov_apparently_never_heard_of_2fa_and/j1wwizr/

Which unless you live in places like Manhattan, public transport will absolutely suck ass if it even exists.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 27, 2022 19:22:26
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwpqh5/sir_are_you_even_sure_where_to_put_it/j1wvcez/

... It's like he got sucked into a vortex of his own stupid, lol. Don't blame you in the least for blocking him though. Your tattoos are definitely cute though (sorry, I like tattoos and I was curious).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 19:13:47
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zwm7cy/happens_everytime/j1wufgt/

Man that game was so bonkers it shot way past "so bad it's good" all the way back over to amazing again.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 27, 2022 19:07:04
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw7utt/king/j1wtz0q/

I was born in the Caribbean and live in the southern US, so I'm quite familiar with heat. I'm good to go, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 19:03:42
/r/IncelTear/comments/zd6tq2/incels_are_really_just_in_the_closet_arent_they/j1wsqjs/

Honestly, if not for a female friend, I never would have asked out my first girlfriend back in the day. The relationship didn't end well, but it got me to finally become confident enough to actually ask women out

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 18:54:39
/r/IncelTear/comments/zd6tq2/incels_are_really_just_in_the_closet_arent_they/j1wrif7/

"I mean, I'm really only into my fiancé" "but don't they just make you hard as a rock???" "uhh... No?"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 18:45:48
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw7utt/king/j1wrceb/

Even more then! I've always wanted to visit Australia!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 18:44:34
/r/IncelTear/comments/zd6tq2/incels_are_really_just_in_the_closet_arent_they/j1wr83a/

Yeah that's the stuff that makes a firm foundation for a good relationship. Looks fade - doubly so if you're shallow and that's the only thing you care about.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 18:43:43
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw7utt/king/j1wqy1l/

Oh man, I love weddings. Does that make me a weird dude? Maybe. Do I care? No. Fancy party to celebrate a happy couple? I'm *so in. *

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 18:41:40
/r/IncelTear/comments/zvx70l/incels_view_us_as_psychopaths/j1wooh4/

Seriously, like, every group of people have a minority of awful people. But these guys? They put them on a pedestal, idolize them, and then encourage them to lower and lower depths.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 18:25:13
/r/IncelTear/comments/zvx70l/incels_view_us_as_psychopaths/j1wo4uf/

Short throw, 8k even.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 18:21:22
/r/IncelTear/comments/zvx70l/incels_view_us_as_psychopaths/j1wmjyz/

Same here. I was older myself (don't remember the specific age anymore). If they were *just* guys that are lonely and just don't know how to talk to women well, I'd have a ton of empathy for that. Been there. Know what it feels like. But... There's way more to that hell hole of a "community" than that.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 18:10:09
/r/IncelTear/comments/zvx70l/incels_view_us_as_psychopaths/j1wl1iq/

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where they edited together video of him drooling over candy to make him look like a sexual predator.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 17:59:31
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwpqh5/sir_are_you_even_sure_where_to_put_it/j1wioxq/

Yeah this is what abstinence only sex ed gets you..

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 17:43:10
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwpqh5/sir_are_you_even_sure_where_to_put_it/j1whyro/

OP, I don't think I've ever been so disappointed in the lack of further screenshots on a reddit post before 🤣

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 17:38:06
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw7utt/king/j1whiq8/

Me too! No idea why she's with me, haha. I just treated her as a genuine friend and after a couple of months, *she* asked *me* out. Apparently the look of shock on my face was hilarious.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 17:35:01
/r/IncelTear/comments/zw7utt/king/j1whamw/

🤣 I was just thinking "can I be friends with this dude?" cause he seems awesome, and I like awesome people.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 17:33:25
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwgxal/they_find_it_so_hard_to_believe_women_enjoy/j1weu27/

They think women only want Third Reich poster boys... 🙄

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 17:16:14
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwgxal/they_find_it_so_hard_to_believe_women_enjoy/j1wea7c/

Yeah, white nationalists/nazi/skin heads have been pushing their propaganda into these circles because they know anyone with that much vile hatred is easily radicalized by their rhetoric. They already hate women cause they're not sex vending machines, so the hate groups slide in and are like "you know who gave the women this power? Jews."

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 17:12:22
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwgxal/they_find_it_so_hard_to_believe_women_enjoy/j1wcy60/

"ugh I hate those handsome, well toned, six pack, thick dick..." *unzips*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 17:03:04
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwg2w0/andrew_tate_destroyed_by_local_wholesome_man/j1wbgnz/

And delicate as a soap bubble made of glass

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 16:52:57
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwg2w0/andrew_tate_destroyed_by_local_wholesome_man/j1wb02u/

Wait what, you mean like... You enjoy spending time with her like she's a person or something?! 😱

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 16:49:53
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwg2w0/andrew_tate_destroyed_by_local_wholesome_man/j1w9uky/

My life would be so damn boring if my wife agreed with me all the time 🤣. Like, I hate tea (yes I know that's weird), you have any idea how much fun I have teasing my wife about drinking tea? Pretending I've been poisoned melodramatically when I drank hers accidentally, lol. I can only imagine this dude just falling apart in tears whenever a woman disagrees with him.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 16:42:14
/r/IncelTear/comments/zwg2w0/andrew_tate_destroyed_by_local_wholesome_man/j1w9gca/

I don't know, even in my deepest depression I've never wanted "men to fear [me]", lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 27, 2022 16:39:37
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/znbjle/hypertube_warp_room_blue_print_link/j1vlf35/

A space suit that can provide breathable air but will freely let radiation and toxic gases through, lol. It's the rule of fun... who cares if it's realistic if it's fun to play? At least that's how I see it. I mean, in real life if you want to change the color of something you have to paint it which takes time. Not to mention that you can transmute concrete to pavement with a laser pointer, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 27, 2022 13:58:24
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/znbjle/hypertube_warp_room_blue_print_link/j1vkydz/

A wall or railing at the exit will keep you from going anywhere and will stop you safely no matter what the speed and it's cheaper to build than the jelly pad, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 27, 2022 13:55:21
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/z9iuxw/aita_for_telling_my_sisters_they_are_getting/j1rgh5b/

NTA. As someone who's been there, take it from me: you're under no obligation to be their ATM because of you being unfortunate enough to be born into that mess. Family is something that is built and has nothing to do with genetics. Some folks are lucky enough to have been born into a family that actually builds that, but we're not. Make your own family. You deserve better than this crap. I can tell you do because you'd even wonder AITA in this situation tells me you're a decent person - despite them.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on December 26, 2022 15:37:42
/r/IncelTear/comments/zv1stx/mad_corny/j1oearp/

It's like you value things like "disposable income" and "free time"... ... Course it would be even worse with this guy cause you can bet all he'll wa t is for you to serve him tendies while he doesn't work and doesn't help with the kids he apparently wants so badly.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 25, 2022 21:09:41
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zv3xxh/expose_all_the_algorithms_all_of_them/j1nojun/

Shhh... You'll upset the pronoun snowflake gang

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 25, 2022 17:27:41
/r/space/comments/zuk7se/a_15metric_ton_meteorite_crashed_in_africa_now_2/j1k1dpe/

"Unknown ALIEN minerals have been found in a meteorite!"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on December 24, 2022 18:58:58
/r/aww/comments/ztmjwx/oc_trying_out_personality_enhancers/j1fpk9s/

I think I saw someone make a pandemic mask that let you configure the mouth with emojis in leds

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on December 23, 2022 18:59:11
/r/aww/comments/zsune9/a_fun_new_christmas_game_we_play_at_our_house/j1dcedp/

Thanks OP! That was a blast and kept the whole family entertained through breakfast lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on December 23, 2022 08:46:19
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zt2fye/aita_for_not_predicting_my_score/j1bdcub/

NTA, I'm the same way, I don't like to give a prediction if I have no reasonable way to estimate it. It's basically meaningless information. He seems like he's being weird and nitpicky about this... I mean, really if he was "just trying to make conversation", then you saying that you don't know and talking about how the scoring works Um... Definitely sounds like conversation to me! If he just wants a random number being spit at him, he could just ask Alexa for a random number between 0 and 30.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on December 22, 2022 20:22:09
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zscb8w/aita_for_putting_a_camera_in_my_room_and_changing/j1bc6wq/

Yeah, I'd say so. To make a reference that 40 somethings will know well, this is bunny boiling levels of nuts.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on December 22, 2022 20:12:57
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zsmcrq/aita_for_telling_my_aunt_i_will_stick_to_the/j1bb9hr/

NTA, my God. Your aunt is like a person who sees you with a gunshot wound and is like "you should take care of that, it might get infected" but when you ask for a ride to the hospital, completely disappears. Speaking as someone who's been there, if someone wants to give you *actual* help, by all means take it. But don't listen to "advice" from "family" that's full of opinions about what you should do but won't lift a finger to actually help. For goodness sake, you're 17. It's not like you'd be asking for a 20 year commitment! Dammit if you were *my* niece, you'd be bunking in my guest room by now. As for your mom, try and get out as soon as you can... Until you do, keep your head low.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on December 22, 2022 20:05:42
/r/homeassistant/comments/zrhzxi/does_matter_saves_christmas/j15dz8j/

I didn't think there would be, but yeah. Since it reads so much faster the gui renders way faster.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on December 21, 2022 15:07:00
/r/homeassistant/comments/zrhzxi/does_matter_saves_christmas/j14sdjl/

Next upgrade, get it on an SSD. It's worth it just to have it be so much more responsive.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on December 21, 2022 12:46:49
/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/zomhv4/oh_dear/j11xb9q/

I hear he calls his dog Preamble and his penis The Gavel.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NameNerdCirclejerk on December 20, 2022 20:48:16
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zpga1g/devs_throwing_shade_at_twitter/j0yke0s/

Lol, I personally don't care what mods people use, it's their game they can do what they want. Stray, though is less a cat game than a game about a little robot that happens to use a cat as a transport.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 20, 2022 05:57:45
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zpga1g/devs_throwing_shade_at_twitter/j0vhoxl/

I really liked it, but it could have used more cat. Yes, I know.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 19, 2022 13:55:12
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zpga1g/devs_throwing_shade_at_twitter/j0vha1x/

Yeah, more likely he will throw a fit when it doesn't go the way he wanted it to.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 19, 2022 13:52:31
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zo3lnf/intelij_better/j0skipu/

I feel like something called the maven dance should be a lot more fun than that...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 18, 2022 21:22:04
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zo3lnf/intelij_better/j0s4dz8/

It's stuff like that that made Java development feel like I was performing black magic. "The code will not align properly unless I follow the ritual exactly...."

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 18, 2022 19:16:44
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zoetev/bots_will_replace_devs_also_bots/j0pjrks/

Historical context matters. Words aren't just definitions on a page in a book somewhere, the weight of the culture and history behind them makes them what they are. Otherwise the n word would still be an English version of the Spanish word for black and a wet back would still refer to a person who's back is wet.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 18, 2022 08:37:30
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zoetev/bots_will_replace_devs_also_bots/j0pg4lh/

Colored is definitely more offensive than black. Not nearly as bad as the n word, but you'd definitely get a worse reaction from colored.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 18, 2022 08:01:42
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zoetev/bots_will_replace_devs_also_bots/j0p71bw/

You mean the one that sounds similar to the n word and could be easily misunderstood if you're not expecting a random Spanish word dropping into a conversation? 😁

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 18, 2022 06:07:09
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zoetev/bots_will_replace_devs_also_bots/j0p6mwk/

The best part is that there isn't a single black person I know that cares if you say the word black. (of course, ymmv depending on culture)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 18, 2022 06:01:33
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zoetev/bots_will_replace_devs_also_bots/j0p6jgt/

That's the one! I can't believe I had so much trouble finding it. I've saved it this time, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 18, 2022 06:00:14
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zoetev/bots_will_replace_devs_also_bots/j0ntm80/

I've sadly been trying to find it for weeks but haven't had any luck. I was telling someone about it and was trying to find it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 17, 2022 21:05:55
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zoetev/bots_will_replace_devs_also_bots/j0ns7gk/

Reminds me of a skit I saw once from the BBC where white folks were bending themselves into pretzels trying not to say the word "black", until the last one was a black guy diffusing a bomb and the guy giving him the instructions was trying so very hard not to say he needed to cut the "black wire" that he ended up saying something worse. It was hilarious

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 17, 2022 20:54:35
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zoetev/bots_will_replace_devs_also_bots/j0nruph/

Truth. HR, by it's nature, will always be stupid

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 17, 2022 20:51:46
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zo3lnf/intelij_better/j0moh20/

I rewatched it a few years ago and it's amazing how well it has held up since then, too. Especially compared to other effects of the time.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 17, 2022 15:54:32
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zo3lnf/intelij_better/j0m7bo5/

Virtual environments didn't even exist when I was a beginner 🤣

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 17, 2022 13:54:11
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zo3lnf/intelij_better/j0m39zm/

Yeah that scene in particular comes to mind whenever I consider that I was probably way too you d for that movie, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 17, 2022 13:26:54
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zo3lnf/intelij_better/j0l7bth/

I'd say watch them both, but I totally agree with this statement. Of course, I saw T2 first just because I was old enough to go see it (by my parents standards LOL, I was 10).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 17, 2022 09:33:02
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zo3lnf/intelij_better/j0l2ke7/

I feel like just about every IDE is some level of a pain in the ass to set up the first time... But I feel like eclipse is often just a pain in the ass in general. Of course... Ymmv

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 17, 2022 08:50:10
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zo0g40/it_doesnt_help_it_doesnt_help_it_doesnt_help/j0kzodn/

All you need is a spray bottle.... Right...? Right.......?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 17, 2022 08:21:39
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/znxzud/warlockhumor/j0kz8jk/

All technology, I believe, comes from trying to kill as many people as possible with the least effort, and new ways of getting off... So yeah, I'd only add "magical wmds" to your list.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 17, 2022 08:17:02
/r/IncelTear/comments/znbfg0/this_clown_talks_about_how_weak_he_is_constantly/j0hirmb/

Yeah, I knew a guy who was constantly talking about how gigantic his dick was... He also tried to SA a friend of mine. Eye witness said it was definitely not as advertised.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 16, 2022 13:04:02
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zmouit/true_story/j0hf8iu/

Yeah, I use a nice mechanical keyboard, a very good chair, and a trackball mouse. Meanwhile all the people I know that have BS manager jobs type directly on their crappy laptop keyboards and use a cheap $10 mouse if not the trackpad built into the keyboard.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 16, 2022 12:40:56
/r/homeassistant/comments/zn3la6/i_want_to_make_a_donation_ha_has_been_life/j0gt9xb/

Let's not forget that the code doesn't magically appear fully formed on dockerhub. Humans spend their real time working on HA to make it better, and they deserve to be able to eat and have a roof over their heads.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on December 16, 2022 10:19:25
/r/IncelTear/comments/znbfg0/this_clown_talks_about_how_weak_he_is_constantly/j0gbigr/

People who actually know how to fight don't feel the need to brag about it. Much like the more a guy talks about how big his junk is, the smaller he probably is.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 16, 2022 08:02:16
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zmuaie/not_oc_probably_a_repost_its_a_legitimate/j0erphw/

Whoa that's straight up psychotic. My prof's only problem was that he didn't speak any English. Like he knew exactly enough to give the lecture but anything aside from that, you get a blank look. Fortunately other students would help answer questions unprompted but still

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 15, 2022 21:44:32
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zmuaie/not_oc_probably_a_repost_its_a_legitimate/j0epaiy/

Ugh fuck calculus II. You can do it!!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 15, 2022 21:26:09
/r/homeassistant/comments/zlwwnn/in_case_you_wanted_to_know_if_your_kids_are/j095p2y/

Nice! I do something similar with the stock conditional card.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on December 14, 2022 18:29:57
/r/IncelTear/comments/zlse5v/the_only_thing_stopping_me_from_having_sex_with/j07urmf/

"have passport, will ride" must be his motto. Gotta love the weird, randomly inserted racism in the middle of an already horrible rant. Now, I'm not sure on the stats on the citizenship of inmates, but the few things I know tell me that this is a ridiculous sentiment. First, citizens are by *far* more likely to break the law than non citizens - probably because there are way more citizens than non-citizens in *any given country*. Further - at least in the US, I can't speak for the rest of the planet - a green card or visa holder (i.e. non-citizens that are in the country legally! that is a thing!) get *deported* if they break many laws ([https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/grounds-deportability-when-legal-us-residents-can-be-removed.html](https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/grounds-deportability-when-legal-us-residents-can-be-removed.html)). Lastly, you can bet that anyone in the country *illegally* will *absolutely* be deported if they run afoul of law enforcement. So I really, *really* doubt that a prison would have anyone with "questionable citizenship" at all but I'm sure his definition of "questionable citizenship" is anyone that's Latin American or Asian but I'd bet they're a minority in the prison system (quick check confirms this - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incarceration\_in\_the\_United\_States#Race\_and\_ethnicity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incarceration_in_the_United_States#Race_and_ethnicity) , 19% hispanic, 1.5% Asian vs 40% white and 39% black).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 14, 2022 13:26:38
/r/IncelTear/comments/zlmpu0/every_day_he_comes_closer_and_closer_to_coming/j07sdzs/

Couldn't agree with this thread more. Personally - the older I get, the less I enjoy anything where it doesn't look like the women involved are actually enjoying it. Which probably makes me a bit of a weirdo, but I don't care.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 14, 2022 13:11:23
/r/IncelTear/comments/zlmpu0/every_day_he_comes_closer_and_closer_to_coming/j079rkk/

OH NOES, sOmE iDiOt oN tHe InTerNeT tHiNkS I'm GaY cAuSe I lIkE wOmEn EnOuGh tO wAnT tHeM to *actually enjoy sex with me.* Keep thinking that dude. I don't care, too busy making sure my wife is happy.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 14, 2022 11:12:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/zlmpu0/every_day_he_comes_closer_and_closer_to_coming/j079bfq/

Falls apart even further when you throw in the fact that both men and women have estrogen and testosterone but in differing levels - and levels vary widely *by individual*. Someone could be biologically female but have more testosterone than an individual who is biologically male. Sex is very, very complicated after all, and a lot more goes into "has penis" or "has vagina" than even the traditional view of the X and Y chromosomes of which there are *many* possible configurations. Oh and there can be a lot in-between the binary view of "has penis" or "has vagina" on top of that. But I digress... they really need to read a book.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 14, 2022 11:09:08
/r/IncelTear/comments/zlmpu0/every_day_he_comes_closer_and_closer_to_coming/j07889l/

Hell at this point it doesn't even reflect what most men (I hope?) want in the vast flood of incest ("oh step bro, what if dad comes home?!") porn that has shown up on there lately.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 14, 2022 11:01:59
/r/IncelTear/comments/zlfaa2/good_god_this_is_gross/j06hhw1/

Ew... Makes me very glad I'm too old for tiktok

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 14, 2022 07:38:26
/r/IncelTear/comments/zl1mzi/half_of_incelsis_is_just_making_up_a_person_and/j06fau4/

Ohhh I forgot about Thai curry, mmmm damn that's good stuff too.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 14, 2022 07:15:27
/r/IncelTear/comments/zlfaa2/good_god_this_is_gross/j055x5v/

Reminds me of back in the day when people loved to say "first!!!" when they might be the first to comment on an internet article.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 22:30:13
/r/IncelTear/comments/zl5pe9/what_porn_plot_did_he_get_this_from_from/j04x3m8/

I mean maybe if you have a Nazi fetish? I just knew that whatever it was was exponentially stupid and I'm not disappointed.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 21:21:06
/r/IncelTear/comments/zktgxr/my_guy_its_okay_to_be_gay_i_promise/j04whkl/

I'm straight therefore I hate spiders! OK both are true but they're independent of each other...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 21:16:29
/r/IncelTear/comments/zl1mzi/half_of_incelsis_is_just_making_up_a_person_and/j04vqtv/

Krav maga? Damn that's badass. Go you!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 21:10:54
/r/IncelTear/comments/zl1mzi/half_of_incelsis_is_just_making_up_a_person_and/j04v6t9/

You're right you're right, might startle him and I'd feel bad if he ran out into traffic. Whoever ran into him wouldn't deserve the guilt.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 21:06:46
/r/IncelTear/comments/zl1mzi/half_of_incelsis_is_just_making_up_a_person_and/j04uxmu/

Mine is straight up black, although some grey is starting to sneak in.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 21:04:52
/r/IncelTear/comments/zl1mzi/half_of_incelsis_is_just_making_up_a_person_and/j04um1o/

The naan-sensical bit is hilarious... The stupid part of this is that curry isn't even universally eaten in India, and there are many kinds of curry that come from different cultures. I honestly prefer Jamaican curry.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 21:02:23
/r/IncelTear/comments/zl5pe9/what_porn_plot_did_he_get_this_from_from/j04twgt/

Thanks 😁 lol j/k I mean the "white girl goes on vacation and hooks up with Latin guy" is probably a trope for a reason.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 20:56:56
/r/IncelTear/comments/zl5pe9/what_porn_plot_did_he_get_this_from_from/j04tohz/

I really hate to ask but... The fuck is jbw?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 20:55:16
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zkyvq4/reddit_fake_points_go_brrrrrr/j04qe92/

Something about this is vaguely terrifying, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 13, 2022 20:30:37
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zkyfk3/im_really_proud_of_my_ficsmas_factory_my_first/j04my7f/

Man all of you make my factory look like ass. Lol, nice work.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 13, 2022 20:04:48
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/zl26tp/blushes/j04lxxu/

Flattery will get you.... *everywhere*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on December 13, 2022 19:57:14
/r/IncelTear/comments/zksq9u/congrats_on_missing_the_point_virginity_is_not_a/j01tllv/

Seriously, though - you can pick your therapist. There are male therapists out there if that's who you want to talk to, and if you don't like the one you picked, you can just find another one. There are resources out there if you need help and there's no shame in needing help.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 08:49:23
/r/IncelTear/comments/zkhoia/are_they_just_all_pedos/j01s6v8/

Reminds me of the sharp knees comments I used to see on a blog back in the day.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 08:38:01
/r/IncelTear/comments/zkhoia/are_they_just_all_pedos/j01s17c/

"but she's a 4000 year old dragon! she just *looks* like a 6 year old!"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 08:36:46
/r/IncelTear/comments/zkhoia/are_they_just_all_pedos/j01rp2e/

I agree with all the sentiments that folks have shared with you already, but I just wanted to say I love your flair, I'm still giggling.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 13, 2022 08:34:03
/r/IncelTear/comments/zkdaw1/you_can_always_try/j005brb/

Soooo tiny.....

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 21:54:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/zkhoia/are_they_just_all_pedos/j004eoi/

... Is there a watch list somewhere that these guys can be put on?? Like monitor them if they live within a certain distance from schools, etc.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 21:47:08
/r/IncelTear/comments/zby18o/lets_sponsor_all_women_and_girls_to_be_able_to/j003a87/

My sister was the same. It doesn't make much sense to me, I think I'd want a hypothetical daughter of mine to have a choice about piercing her ears but maybe I'm a weirdo.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 21:38:43
/r/IncelTear/comments/zby18o/lets_sponsor_all_women_and_girls_to_be_able_to/j001lcf/

Weird, I think tattoos are hot. Also, don't like almost all women have at least their ears pierced?? These guys need to get out more.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 21:26:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/zby18o/lets_sponsor_all_women_and_girls_to_be_able_to/j000zyy/

Men also succumb to disease more easily, whether it's long term problems or just getting sick. Part of the reason women live longer (the other part being that they're way less likely to kill themselves doing stupid things).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 21:21:39
/r/IncelTear/comments/zby18o/lets_sponsor_all_women_and_girls_to_be_able_to/j000l34/

Hell most of the Christians I know have at least one, lol. I feel like the odd ball in that I'm the only person I know that *doesn't* have tattoos.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 21:18:39
/r/IncelTear/comments/zby18o/lets_sponsor_all_women_and_girls_to_be_able_to/j0008aa/

Don't believe it, obviously the second you get a tattoo you summon a squadron of dicks or something... Ah u don't know, I can't even pretend to get their stupid ass "logic" /s for the squadron thing of course

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 21:16:04
/r/IncelTear/comments/zjvjwp/there_are_websites_you_can_go_to_for_anatomy/izzztlx/

Oh I know, but my point is that he's dumb so we can't even assume that he has any idea what a long labor is supposed to be.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 21:13:07
/r/IncelTear/comments/zjvsd7/id_like_to_see_you_assclowns_wear_a_bra_all_day/izzzcgv/

Fellow Floridian! I was in NYC for Christmas once and it wasn't that cold. I mean it was on the thermometer but maybe because it was cold but not humid the cold didn't feel as biting there as it does here when it's like 50 vs when it was 20 something there. That said it also wasn't windy or actively snowing so I'm sure that would have made a big difference. I survive Florida by running from one air conditioned place to another, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 21:09:36
/r/IncelTear/comments/zjvjwp/there_are_websites_you_can_go_to_for_anatomy/izzy7a7/

That's even if it's true, he probably has no clue how long a normal labor is what signals the start of labor, that there are different kinds of labor, etc. Etc. I also doubt he'd be able to actually identify a vagina if he had a 6' map of nothing but a woman's pelvic area, but I digress.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 21:01:11
/r/IncelTear/comments/zjvjwp/there_are_websites_you_can_go_to_for_anatomy/izzxgvh/

I remember one was like under 100lbs, giant tits and ass or something. I'm like so you want a 3' tall woman with JJ cups... Suuure.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 20:55:45
/r/IncelTear/comments/zj4rsh/ok_what_is_it_with_men_and_always_trying_to_quiz/izwiw8q/

Ha! Exactly! Like dude you can play that self-flagellation simulator you call demon soulsbourne rogue whatever all you like but I prefer games that don't punish me for trying to play them, thank you. My regular life is stressful enough I don't need to spend 16 hours trying to kill the same damn boss in a game I'm playing to *relax*.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 12, 2022 05:58:01
/r/IncelTear/comments/zjejkv/professional_piss_baby_jon_reynolds_is_back_now/izvel6r/

Seems like an oddly specific kink...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 22:13:28
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zjb8gk/anybody_know_why_this_is_happening_with_some/izv6eva/

You're playing on the steam deck? How is it? I haven't been brave enough to try it on mine lol

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 11, 2022 21:08:31
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zjb8gk/anybody_know_why_this_is_happening_with_some/izv3o4n/

You're playing on the steam deck? How is it? I haven't been brave enough to try it on mine lol

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 11, 2022 20:47:29
/r/IncelTear/comments/zix0pe/i_have_no_idea_what_to_title_this/izv07lo/

Yep. Pimps are empowered because the law rarely goes after them, and the women are doing something illegal so they can't ask anyone for help and they get trapped in the lifestyle. So the ones being trafficked end up in and out of jail and just go back to their abusers because they have no other choice. I mean, yeah, some make it out, but I'd bet it's rare. Far more likely they end up dead from a John or a pimp. It's just awful.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 20:20:41
/r/IncelTear/comments/zioc02/irish_incel_thinks_that_celtic_people_are_the/izus275/

I mean if you *crawled* out that's pretty damn impressive, not gonna lie. Seriously though, it's so true. Same with nationalism. It makes no sense to me to be proud of what patch of land you happened to be born on within arbitrarily drawn borders. Hell if history had gone differently, a huge chunk of the southern US would have been part of France, and not a damn single person alive right now had a damn bit to do with that.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 19:17:53
/r/IncelTear/comments/zj4rsh/ok_what_is_it_with_men_and_always_trying_to_quiz/izur5co/

Makes it to where I don't want to discuss anything I like, lol. Only ever seem to run into that with dudes, too. I'm sure some women exist that do that, but I've never talked to one that was like "oh, you like ac/DC?? What brand of socks does the drummer wear? If you don't know that *you're not a real fan*" or "oh I like the anime on your shirt. What was the name of the original voice actor for so and so in the 80's run???" ugh!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 19:11:09
/r/IncelTear/comments/zj4rsh/ok_what_is_it_with_men_and_always_trying_to_quiz/izuqi5o/

Toxic gatekeeper garbage like that is why I detest talking to gamers or anime fans. I like video games! I like anime! I don't really care enough to memorize the release date of every manga released by so and so, and I don't care what they think about which games I play and on what difficulty.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 19:06:31
/r/IncelTear/comments/zjd8aj/this_guy_thinks_hes_got_it_harder_than_women_just/izupl2f/

Men get murdered by other men, usually over stupid crap, yes. (one case I read was a dude got shot because he got into an argument with another guy over how fat a dog could be) ... Women tend to get murdered by their husbands, other male family members, and random *male* strangers. Like, I could go on a date with any random woman right this second and there's literally 0% of my brain thinking I might end up in a shallow grave somewhere. Women... Ain't got that. Can't even go to work without worrying about that.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 18:59:51
/r/IncelTear/comments/ziw2hs/secret_admirer_moment/izuomxj/

Haha OK, like seriously they're posting about you a LOT over there. You've become some sort of incel goddess and for that you have my condolences.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 18:52:58
/r/IncelTear/comments/zj2b0v/lol_women_who_get_breast_reductions_im_one_have/izunyz8/

Oh my GOD this is literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Read a fucking book dude. Like, the state of women's health care has always been awful (and recently has taken some huge steps back but I'm not going to even get into that). For centuries women didn't receive health care because women weren't allowed to be doctors and it was illegal for male doctors to treat them because of puritanical idiocy. The closest thing they could have was a midwife and they only get involved in child birth, but because of laws being what they were, medical knowledge of women's bodies was basically zero. Basically until shockingly recently, medicine for women was barely more sophisticated than applying leeches to balance the humors.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 18:48:13
/r/IncelTear/comments/zj2b0v/lol_women_who_get_breast_reductions_im_one_have/izun4tt/

Seriously, as a guy with sometimes severe back pain I'm feeling cheated. My boobs are barely an A cup!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 18:42:11
/r/IncelTear/comments/zj2b0v/lol_women_who_get_breast_reductions_im_one_have/izumf7d/

I've also had women friends regale me with stories about how they get treated like garbage by men *and* women if they don't dress a very specific way.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 18:37:00
/r/IncelTear/comments/ziv7w0/is_users_obsessed_w_me_im_not_even_asian_btw_what/izul2dn/

You're awfully popular over there today... Must be cause they think you're hot and it pisses them off.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 18:27:06
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zj5a05/i_really_want_that_pc_case/izukfsd/

We don't condone robosexuals around here...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 11, 2022 18:22:39
/r/IncelTear/comments/zix0pe/i_have_no_idea_what_to_title_this/izuihbr/

Funny, human trafficking is made more powerful by it not being legal... But whatever m

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 18:08:30
/r/IncelTear/comments/zispte/i_got_posted_lol/izuhkj3/

"Computer, enlarge and enhance!"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 18:02:04
/r/IncelTear/comments/zispte/i_got_posted_lol/izu6sgv/

I don't really get the point of this besides maybe proving to the world that they have no idea what makes a woman attractive to begin with.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 16:46:03
/r/IncelTear/comments/zispte/i_got_posted_lol/izu6dw4/

She's a 4,000 year old dragon that just *looks* like she's 6!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 16:43:17
/r/IncelTear/comments/zispte/i_got_posted_lol/izu50au/

Seen it on others - it is.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 16:33:54
/r/IncelTear/comments/zhtrs5/any_girl_here_that_was_on_the_verge_of_becoming_a/izsqus0/

I wouldn't know, but I'm guessing it's not normal for me to not know the last time I looked in the mirror.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 11, 2022 11:04:13
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zib216/cmon_guys/izsc4zt/

Show us on the bell curve where the bad meme hurt you... *ducks*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 11, 2022 09:16:08
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ziccwq/why_is_development_so_slow/izsacs3/

Or you're made a mandatory attendee just in case and the entire thing ends up being irrelevant

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 11, 2022 09:01:56
/r/aww/comments/zi0h85/i_should_have_known_to_get_two_dish_drying_racks/izql9ex/

At least you have a place to put your kitty to dry.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on December 10, 2022 21:49:14
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zi8nol/hotter_take/izqgimn/

That's the right take as fas as I'm concerned

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 10, 2022 21:09:03
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zi8nol/hotter_take/izqgemf/

![gif](giphy|qJVh4q8Nac4ILekFzE)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 10, 2022 21:08:08
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zi6mzn/your_average_js_debug_session/izqg8jo/

Uwu? Code... What? You know... I don't want to know. /yeah yeah get off my lawn etc.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 10, 2022 21:06:47
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zhvzz8/hot_take/izq0a3h/

I feel like I've seen a dozen of them today... I know it hasn't been that many but...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 10, 2022 18:55:08
/r/IncelTear/comments/zhtrs5/any_girl_here_that_was_on_the_verge_of_becoming_a/izpay3z/

Based on what I've seen around here you seem like a cool lady and I'm glad you're learning to love yourself. Nice work!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 10, 2022 15:48:37
/r/IncelTear/comments/zhtrs5/any_girl_here_that_was_on_the_verge_of_becoming_a/izpanfa/

Yeah I'd like to think that I would have known better to fall into this crap when I was a teenager, but honestly I can't be 100% sure. For various reasons I've always had a high level of self-loathing and to this day I couldn't tell you why my wife puts up with me. But what differentiated me from these guys is that I never blamed anyone but myself for being well, me. Ugh. In any case, I'm glad that incels weren't a thing when I was young and impressionable. (I'm sure there were crabs but they hadn't crawled into the bucket yet)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 10, 2022 15:46:36
/r/IncelTear/comments/zhtrs5/any_girl_here_that_was_on_the_verge_of_becoming_a/izp9c5c/

I'm... Terribly sorry you went through all that. That's horrible, but I'm glad you got away from that situation.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 10, 2022 15:38:29
/r/IncelTear/comments/zhxi9d/you_cant_get_any_women_pregnant_if_youre_not/izoyuw9/

With a set of rusty toenail clippers

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 10, 2022 14:26:18
/r/IncelTear/comments/zhxi9d/you_cant_get_any_women_pregnant_if_youre_not/izoyotv/

Reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Leela enters a chat room: https://youtu.be/XCEx6PXpLPs

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 10, 2022 14:25:08
/r/IncelTear/comments/zhdfex/the_face_of_morbid_obesity_according_to_twitter/izoy2i2/

He does know that's a drawing... Right?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 10, 2022 14:20:44
/r/IncelTear/comments/zh9qy1/lmaooo_the_ultimate_virgin_noticed_me/izovhsj/

Hm yep, all woman alright. Very nice everything.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 10, 2022 14:02:11
/r/PleX/comments/zhhn9w/how_do_these_4k_films_exist_when_they_were_never/izndnpd/

Another exception are films that were shot on film - where all you'd need is to scan it again in 4k.of course that becomes complicated when CGI starts to come into play, but it's why some older films have some really excellent 4k releases and some are... Not as good.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PleX on December 10, 2022 06:48:20
/r/IncelTear/comments/zgi5tr/they_are_so_close_to_self_awareness_its_painful/izk5cqe/

Um dude if all you want is a hole buy a 2x4 and a power drill and leave the poor women alone. I'm going to guess you just need a 5/16" bit.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 9, 2022 13:20:24
/r/IncelTear/comments/zg0ksm/poor_repressed_pedophile/izja8wg/

If you're curious, another commenter brought up a rather famous case of it - it's horrific, but there is a possible reason why they want fertility.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 9, 2022 09:59:28
/r/IncelTear/comments/zg0ksm/poor_repressed_pedophile/izj9l8e/

I've got evidence of the opposite!! [https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/adolescent-pregnancy](https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/adolescent-pregnancy) I love data and facts.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 9, 2022 09:54:50
/r/IncelTear/comments/zg0ksm/poor_repressed_pedophile/izj941d/

...and it can wreak havoc on a young girls' body too. Odds of complications for mother's under 18 are way higher ([https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/adolescent-pregnancy](https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/adolescent-pregnancy)). Just not a great idea no matter how you cut it. Not to mention that no one under 18 is mature enough to take care of another human being. Hell, I started a family late in life (post 35), and I didn't feel like *I'm* mature enough to take care of a human being.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 9, 2022 09:51:28
/r/IncelTear/comments/zg0ksm/poor_repressed_pedophile/izj8h4y/

They don't even tell anyone that their brain isn't actually fully developed until you're about 25 years old - give or take, there's no hard and fast rule when it comes to humans on *anything*. Incidentally, people who get married after 25 have a hugely increased chance of staying married for some reason... 🤔 You know, almost like your personality isn't even really set in stone until you're around that age. Speaking as a male I was told as a youngster (10-11 years old, I think?) that I wouldn't be able to grow a beard until I was 25 or so. Meanwhile, I had a buddy who had a full beard at 15 (yes, a real, actual, thick beard. He could pass as an adult if you didn't look at his face too closely), and myself, I wasn't actually able to grow a beard until my late 30's and even *now* it's still patchy enough that it only looks ok as short stubble - any more than that and it's obvious that I can't pull off an actual beard yet.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 9, 2022 09:46:51
/r/IncelTear/comments/zftuqm/clearly_women_online_should_mention_in_every/izix9n6/

Truth, which is why the 2nd step is important - realizing that this black pill nonsense is well, nonsense. Cause otherwise everything will just reinforce their stupid beliefs - the old self-fulfilling prophecy. "Women will hate me" so they behave in a way that makes them hate-able, which reinforces the belief and they just become all that more toxic in their behaviors.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 9, 2022 08:19:45
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zgaufv/my_wife_who_doesnt_play_video_games_asked_me_why/izin99x/

And there's nothing up there but a single interstellar gas station that sells nothing but coffee.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 9, 2022 06:35:59
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zgaufv/my_wife_who_doesnt_play_video_games_asked_me_why/izin3ca/

One of us has got to post this on the questions site, right??

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 9, 2022 06:33:56
/r/IncelTear/comments/zftuqm/clearly_women_online_should_mention_in_every/izimyg5/

Ironically if they did get a job and be part society, it would help them get laid. (if they could somehow also figure out that they've been sold on a really stupid idealogy). At almost every job I've worked at I've met at least one couple that met working there and are now married.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 9, 2022 06:32:12
/r/IncelTear/comments/zfsl9y/if_you_want_them_come_and_claim_them/izg7a6v/

I read it the same way... it's definitely a very loose grasp of language that's the problem, not the reader.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 8, 2022 16:41:10
/r/IncelTear/comments/zfsl9y/if_you_want_them_come_and_claim_them/izg6nts/

I got curious and looked it up - found some fun facts: [https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/beauty/nails/tips/a24202/nail-polish-facts/](https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/beauty/nails/tips/a24202/nail-polish-facts/) Of course, I didn't vet every source but it's a fun read. Turns out nail polish has been around since like 3000 BCE.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 8, 2022 16:36:57
/r/IncelTear/comments/zfszxp/theyve_started_a_new_series_making_fun_of_us/izg4y8z/

yeah I'm sitting here thinking OP would be awesome to hang out with

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 8, 2022 16:25:37
/r/IncelTear/comments/zfszxp/theyve_started_a_new_series_making_fun_of_us/izg3gw0/

Not going to lie OP.... this is actually a really nice profile of you. If you're ever single, you should have em write up the page. They even picked some really cute pics, I mean damn.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 8, 2022 16:15:57
/r/IncelTear/comments/zftuqm/clearly_women_online_should_mention_in_every/izf1c6u/

Indeed, he was - in his mind, anyway - putting NiceGuy™ Coins in the sex vending machine and somehow it just jammed up and isn't giving him what he bought.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 8, 2022 12:09:39
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zf3ysc/aita_because_i_dont_want_to_throw_away_my_books/izeugu4/

Dude even tried to gaslight her by calling it a "surprise". What the actual fuck. Don't just kick this dude out, OP... fire him out of a cannon.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on December 8, 2022 11:25:00
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zf3ysc/aita_because_i_dont_want_to_throw_away_my_books/izeu6po/

Number of languages known definitely does not make someone immune to racism or xenophobia. Source: I've known a lot of bilingual bigots. If anything it can multiple the number of racial slurs you can drop, LOL. I don't think they're mutually exclusive, either, but this situation is definitely more about the languages than about specific groups of people so I think xenophobic is probably the right word. At the end of the day though, the nature of the interaction itself is toxic as hell as you said - it could have been over anything and it would have been awful. It could have been her collection of movie swords, or troll dolls, or action figures, or model air planes... doesn't matter. There isn't enough cloth in the world to create how many literal red flags this one action threw up.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on December 8, 2022 11:23:09
/r/IncelTear/comments/zelwv3/the_post_that_started_it_the_mid_and_the_finale/izadzjf/

Because they want anime waifu's who have been encased in glass until the moment they met them.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 7, 2022 12:36:59
/r/IncelTear/comments/zf32w7/it_was_obviously_90_sexual_but_im_such_a_nice_guy/izabcvk/

Him, probably: "You are crying. There, there. \*dick pic\* **Why do women hate me?!**"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 7, 2022 12:19:58
/r/IncelTear/comments/zevksg/incels_discuss_the_pros_and_cons_of_relationships/iz9z1nm/

Any time someone talks about the "good old days" it always boils down to when the people they don't like had fewer rights.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 7, 2022 10:57:47
/r/IncelTear/comments/zevni2/yeah_that_aint_happening/iz9yd9b/

Seriously, if someone was like "dude I'll pay you $$$$ for your toenail clippings", I'd be like "well that's weird" before getting out the clippers and telling them the forms of payment I accept.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 7, 2022 10:53:15
/r/IncelTear/comments/zehsgk/what_the_hell_is_wrong_with_these_people/iz9w4by/

The vagina is like the area between the knees and the belly button, right?! /definitely s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 7, 2022 10:38:07
/r/IncelTear/comments/ze9ayo/incel_has_his_chad_friend_do_his_fighting_for_him/iz9lfjw/

I can just picture this dude out at a restaurant staring at women the way my cat stares at a laser pointer. Not creepy at all.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 7, 2022 09:21:18
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zek51a/so_this_is_why_so_few_people_do_nuclear/iz99c0m/

I buried mine deep in a cave and it worked great until I was able to create plutonium rods and sink them

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 7, 2022 07:35:45
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zek51a/so_this_is_why_so_few_people_do_nuclear/iz98mce/

Counter point: once you get to the point where you're needing to get rid of uranium waste, it's really not that hard to get all this stuff together. I was able to bring in a ton via a couple of drone ports from other places and just expanded production there and everything needed to construct the rods was built on site. It took me just a few hours.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 7, 2022 07:28:06
/r/PleX/comments/zew4tx/why_is_plex_saying_that_taiwan_is_a_province_of/iz977c0/

Interesting how many pro China redditors showed up for this....

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PleX on December 7, 2022 07:12:26
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/zeqx1m/who_actually_does_it_tho/iz96z19/

Yeah the minotaur is basically unusable and the others are even worse.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on December 7, 2022 07:09:47
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zewkhv/google_search_how_to_build_friends_with_benefits/iz96shq/

Wow this guy figured out how to reach a negative probability.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 7, 2022 07:07:43
/r/IncelTear/comments/zdpw44/a_new_challenger_appears/iz6l385/

I thought the same... that's what I get for thinking they're 'sophisticated' 🤣

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 6, 2022 16:15:49
/r/IncelTear/comments/zebs9f/ah_yes_because_somehow_facial_hair_makes_a_woman/iz6k0py/

Women are mammals... they can grow hair. Gender queues occur in a spectrum - just like this guy has a 1" dick, some women have facial hair - it happens because all women have a small amount of testosterone in their system (fun fact, it varies with age too, usually going up), *and* hair follicles have varying levels of testosterone sensitivity. This is why some men go bald and others don't. Hell, I couldn't grow a beard until I hit 35 and even then it is sparse.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 6, 2022 16:08:53
/r/IncelTear/comments/ze8bke/their_depravity_knows_no_limits/iz6j8l3/

"wow a rare show of solidarity for wom--OMG NO. NO NO NO NO NO"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 6, 2022 16:03:50
/r/IncelTear/comments/ze8bke/their_depravity_knows_no_limits/iz6j418/

I've seen anime... I must only have watched the ~~wrong~~ right ones because none of them involved... that.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 6, 2022 16:03:00
/r/IncelTear/comments/zef3tr/i_feel_cheated_one_lousy_udp_that_got_deleted_and/iz6iiih/

...You're just a fantastic human being and you remind me of some of my favorite teachers. This (and the post) is the best laugh I've had all day, thank you!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 6, 2022 15:59:11
/r/IncelTear/comments/ze8fjh/i_posted_a_looking_for_ad_for_myself_30f_in_a/iz6gsj5/

No kidding, by the time I was 30, people in their early 20's felt like *kids* to me.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 6, 2022 15:48:22
/r/IncelTear/comments/zd7bfj/god_forbid_we_share_a_meme/iz6ejej/

It's one of my "red flag words" for that exact reason. If I hear someone using it seriously, then I know they're assholes.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 6, 2022 15:33:59
/r/IncelTear/comments/zd7bfj/god_forbid_we_share_a_meme/iz58hrk/

I always wondered how they were so soft while having sex and well.... To quoth Futurama, "the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 6, 2022 11:04:12
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ze10vn/well_boys_its_over/iz4vgzo/

I don't remember, but even plugged in vegetables need to eat, so I assume it was whether you'd get tube fed taco bell or pizza hut, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 6, 2022 09:31:08
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ze10vn/well_boys_its_over/iz4ipku/

It was, sorry to say I even went back through my good reads history and couldn't find it, so I probably read it before I started tracking there. 😔

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 6, 2022 07:37:12
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zdzihl/speaking_on_the_topic_at_hand/iz4ilr8/

Chat bots have been able to respond coherently for a while too. What this one does is reply with greater accuracy, relevancy, and detail than before. Hell, there was an episode of Last Week Tonight that had a clip of a guy that was talking to a chat bot on the phone from like 2013 and it responded coherently, but it didn't respond well: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxxT9g5fsRAHETs2MTMaXiULQnBktF5ORU

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 6, 2022 07:36:05
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ze10vn/well_boys_its_over/iz4h10a/

I once read a series of books where the only jobs were corporate executives and the tiny subset of people who were smart enough to work on the AI. Everyone else stayed home with a tiny government stipend and spent their time watching ads in VR. Wish I could remember the name of it... Of course it's been a long time and I could be misremembering parts of it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 6, 2022 07:18:58
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ze10vn/well_boys_its_over/iz4d8in/

Yeah same thought here. Worse part, I charge for it while that AI does it for free.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 6, 2022 06:33:28
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zdv76o/psa_you_can_redirect_power_lines_by_selecting_a/iz49ff3/

Yep. Further, double sided outlets allow the max number of cables on each side, too. So a Mk 1 will let you connect 4 *on each side*.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 6, 2022 05:40:42
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zdntdr/did_i_just_trick_chatgpt_with_this_old_joke_for/iz2ys6q/

Hey we believe in supporting those less fortunate than us. Billionaire weapons dealers.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 5, 2022 21:03:07
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zd7xgz/for_those_who_saw_my_load_balancer_yesterday_this/iz2vayn/

Elevator mod, you say?? Anything else in there? I don't really mod mine but I'd make an exception for that

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 5, 2022 20:36:43
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zdgowr/a_hero_among_mortals/iz2tmq9/

That sitting on a clothes line like that sounds painful, but I won't judge a kink.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 5, 2022 20:23:53
/r/CitiesSkylines/comments/zcuacv/how_do_i_fix_the_traffic_coming_into_the_city/iz2tapg/

"OK, all of LA needs to use this single lane dirt road to get to work. I'm sure that'll be fine"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/CitiesSkylines on December 5, 2022 20:21:19
/r/IncelTear/comments/zc9o5a/what_even/iz2njk4/

Haha perhaps. Funny thing is, I've never asked anyone out. Every girlfriend I've had asked me out of the blue

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 5, 2022 19:37:15
/r/AndroidAuto/comments/zd62yb/daynight_mode_not_working_always_on_day_mode/iz143ou/

My car has a setting to set the dash into night mode vs day mode vs auto, might check for that. AA if it's also set to auto will use whatever the car tells it to. YMMV of course - for what it's worth, I find the "night mode" google maps a lot more readable in general, so I have mine forced to night mode at all times.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AndroidAuto on December 5, 2022 13:22:01
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zd7xgz/for_those_who_saw_my_load_balancer_yesterday_this/iz13nqi/

I don't really care for load balancers, *but* this looks fantastic!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 5, 2022 13:19:09
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zd7xgz/for_those_who_saw_my_load_balancer_yesterday_this/iz13i1e/

I'd be curious if it's faster to use a ladder vs a hypertube going uphill. An unacelerated hypertube going up just *feels* painfully slow.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 5, 2022 13:18:08
/r/IncelTear/comments/zc9o5a/what_even/iz0jwl2/

Anyone else find it odd that not only does he call it a "wiener", he capitalizes it? The real sad part about this is that taking a break from the dating scene to focus on being a better person isn't a bad thing at all, in fact it's laudable if you ask me. However, instead he found these nutjobs and is going to be radicalized... ugh.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 5, 2022 11:10:57
/r/IncelTear/comments/zctdwy/response_to_my_comment_on_a_post_of_incels/iz0e0ib/

Dude, you explained this so much better than the article I read. 🤣

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 5, 2022 10:30:10
/r/IncelTear/comments/zc9o5a/what_even/iz02gy0/

Yep, being an ugly guy of average height, incredibly nerdy, with keg instead of a six pack and I had plenty of dates and girlfriends once I was able to get over being cripplingly shy (I was 23 or so when I went on my first date.) Marred now with the best human being I've ever met.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 5, 2022 09:00:48
/r/IncelTear/comments/zc9o5a/what_even/iz01z2l/

lol yeah I think I went on my first date at 23 or so?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 5, 2022 08:56:27
/r/IncelTear/comments/zc9o5a/what_even/iz013ep/

Same. I can only assume that it means that a guy has to be 6 inches tall, have 6 action figures on a shelf, have a 6 centimeter penis (which is frankly huge if you're 6 inches tall, to be fair), and own 6 bottles of Absinthe. Very strange standards, but I won't judge a kink.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 5, 2022 08:48:48
/r/IncelTear/comments/zctdwy/response_to_my_comment_on_a_post_of_incels/iyzyac9/

Oh yeah, all the women get together as a council and decide who gets to have sex. It's a whole thing. /s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 5, 2022 08:22:38
/r/IncelTear/comments/zctdwy/response_to_my_comment_on_a_post_of_incels/iyzxqvy/

I disagree. I found out not long ago that shooting stuff into the sun actually takes a huge amount of energy due to physics stuff I don't fully understand. It would be a lot more practical to shoot them into the outer solar system where they'll freeze to death and maybe one day come back to earth and treat us with a shooting star.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 5, 2022 08:17:26
/r/homeassistant/comments/zd37kf/looking_for_good_and_cheap_cameras_to_place_in_my/iyzsg9r/

Yeah I agree, if it's just for automation then occupancy sensors are the way to go. No need to go full big brother...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on December 5, 2022 07:22:14
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zcukq7/there_is_only_thing_missing_in_this_game/iyzs0px/

Don't large storages only drain one stack at a time?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 5, 2022 07:17:21
/r/space/comments/zcgw8a/i_believe_in_life/iyzrn24/

Ha, yep. I was half asleep!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on December 5, 2022 07:12:58
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zckpvu/first_i_was_impressed_then_trust_was_broken/iyzl263/

The "what's up fellow kids?!" vibes would be too strong eh? 🤣

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 5, 2022 05:46:09
/r/space/comments/zcgw8a/i_believe_in_life/iyxr8jj/

I'm with you. I figure that even if life was insanely rare, there are so many stars, so many galaxies and for all we know we can only perceive a tiny postage stamp of the universe with our best tech, that the idea of there *not* being life elsewhere is ridiculous.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on December 4, 2022 18:39:05
/r/space/comments/zcgw8a/i_believe_in_life/iyxqwj6/

No... No I don't 😢 (totally kidding I'm fine!)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on December 4, 2022 18:36:43
/r/space/comments/zcgw8a/i_believe_in_life/iyxqnx6/

On the bright side the list of Earth like super giants that we've found is growing quickly.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on December 4, 2022 18:35:03
/r/space/comments/zcgw8a/i_believe_in_life/iyxpaq7/

In addition to stuff others have said, there are also dark sky maps that will tell you where the best places to go are.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on December 4, 2022 18:25:20
/r/space/comments/zcgw8a/i_believe_in_life/iyxp3ip/

Dude every time someone says that their English is better than anyone I've seen that's a native speaker.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on December 4, 2022 18:23:55
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zckpvu/first_i_was_impressed_then_trust_was_broken/iyxope4/

Needs more "ur" and "b" to seem human.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 4, 2022 18:21:15
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zcbid1/literally_unplayable_flat_roof_is_not_flat/iyx0su8/

Me, scrolling right to left, zoomed: "huh I don't see anythi--AH OMG WHY?!"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 4, 2022 15:39:40
/r/PleX/comments/zc8u7s/smart_tv_ethernet_or_wifi/iyw8gpu/

Mhmm, the number on the label is very much a "lab conditions, in a vacuum, line of sight with the antennae a foot away from each other"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PleX on December 4, 2022 12:39:01
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/zbubmq/now_i_just_have_to_figure_out_how_to_stop/iytrc1f/

Yeah, if you slam into a wall it doesn't matter how fast you're going, you stop safely and instantly.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 3, 2022 21:24:59
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zbne54/yes_i_wrote_this_myself/iytlu5t/

Lol no worries, I know whether or not you deal with networking stuff will always be heavily dependent on what you're developing. It was fun though, the devs on the vendor side treated me like I was some kind of black wizard for knowing that stuff. They also weren't happy with how easily I poked holes in their excuses and platitudes haha.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 3, 2022 20:40:12
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zbne54/yes_i_wrote_this_myself/iytfog0/

Same here for the most part, but it has come in handy - in my previous role I spent a lot of time working with third party vendors, having them implement our apis and our side implementing theirs. So knowing tcpip I had an advantage in figuring out when their crap was screwing up. Basically "no, firewalls don't work that way. I checked all the domains on our side and they're resolving outside the network the way they're supposed to be. Meanwhile I'm hitting closed ports when I try to access your end points". It was one of those jobs where I spent my time doing everything from coding to acting as a project manager to a product owner while getting paid like an entry level BA.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 3, 2022 19:49:58
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zbne54/yes_i_wrote_this_myself/iyt7off/

It's always shocking to me how often I run into devs who don't understand even the basics of tcp/ip. I guess I'm lucky that my university actually had a class that was entirely about networking.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 3, 2022 18:47:01
/r/IncelTear/comments/zbdxzz/smile_for_the_camera_you_are_immortalised_for/iys5n9p/

No kidding! It's like yes, you may immortalize me being right as much as you want.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 3, 2022 14:12:59
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zb5qmy/this_is_a_real_email_a_recruiter_sent_my_friend/iyqwem9/

That legit made me laugh way harder than it should have

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 3, 2022 08:43:18
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zaryfz/java_is_the_best/iyqowe0/

Yeah, and knowing one language makes others easier to pick up. In college I started with C++, then java and even did a semester of visual basic (little did I know how useless that would end up being). Since then I've also coded in python, learned bash (I know it's a scripting language), C#, php (don't ask), and golang - which is my current favorite.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 3, 2022 07:23:37
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zb4qze/saw_this_in_a_job_posting/iyqnpzn/

Speaking as an American, I agree.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 3, 2022 07:08:57
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zb4qze/saw_this_in_a_job_posting/iyqji8s/

Hell when cosmic rays can cause bit flips, well... https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2019/05/20/cosmic-rays-flipping-bits/

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 3, 2022 06:10:51
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zb4qze/saw_this_in_a_job_posting/iyqjckh/

The laws here are written by the companies we work for and most of the country likes it that way.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 3, 2022 06:08:35
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/zagh9n/we_found_texas/iyops6q/

Yep, it runs on a thousand bio fuel reactors, but when they run out of fuel, the locals blame the single solar panel that's not even connected.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on December 2, 2022 18:42:46
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zaqp01/i_have_nothing_funny_to_say_here_my_boss_asked_me/iyondav/

I once had to write unit tests for code that looked like this... I asked my boss how do you unit test code that doesn't have units. He just laughed and told me not to worry, I just had to get coverage up to 60%to satisfy corporate standards. To be clear, this was 10 year old enterprise Java code that we all knew was garbage, we were just the unlucky caretakers that had to maintain it until the product was sunset.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 2, 2022 18:24:06
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/yw912v/aitafor_refusing_to_cut_my_hair_short_for_my/iym3osb/

I've long been of the opinion that Jesus probably looked a *lot* more like Osama Bin Laden than insert any number of American dudes that have played him in the dozens of movies. Dude was a Jew living in Isreal before the fall of the Roman empire, before Europe was overrun by Anglo Saxons and such.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on December 2, 2022 07:22:21
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/yw912v/aitafor_refusing_to_cut_my_hair_short_for_my/iym2kkq/

Yeah, Samson took a nazirite vow part of which required that he abstain from wine and never cut his hair as a show of devotion to God until he accomplished some specific task or a certain amount of time passed. (I don't remember what, though)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on December 2, 2022 07:09:44
/r/IncelTear/comments/z9l6o9/such_a_sensitive_soul/iyje88c/

A year later, they're all chill and normal because they figured out that all they ever wanted was each other...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 1, 2022 15:58:44
/r/IncelTear/comments/z9l6o9/such_a_sensitive_soul/iyjdy6e/

Like seriously, I'd be offering them rides to the space port

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 1, 2022 15:57:03
/r/IncelTear/comments/z9l6o9/such_a_sensitive_soul/iyjdr66/

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 1, 2022 15:55:50
/r/IncelTear/comments/z8px58/teenager_incel_mad_at_a_chad/iyjd6v2/

A g-g-g-girl was ***playing video games!?*** B-b-but... MY WORLD VIEW!!?!?!!? /s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 1, 2022 15:52:18
/r/IncelTear/comments/z8px58/teenager_incel_mad_at_a_chad/iyikow5/

I don't know what planet you live on, but every man I know that wears glasses and played a video game even once had to join a monastery or be burned at the stake for their nerdiness. /sooo much s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 1, 2022 12:48:32
/r/IncelTear/comments/z8px58/teenager_incel_mad_at_a_chad/iyik9n3/

I absolutely adore your flair 🤣

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 1, 2022 12:45:54
/r/IncelTear/comments/z8px58/teenager_incel_mad_at_a_chad/iyiiusn/

Also, having glasses and teen peach fuzz doesn't mean he's unattractive anyway. Definitely not trusting this guys lens on reality.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 1, 2022 12:36:49
/r/IncelTear/comments/z8px58/teenager_incel_mad_at_a_chad/iyiicy8/

So this guy is funny, has interests (at least in kitties, and it sure as hell counts, I love kitties too) and he talks to them like humans and this guy still doesn't get it because he can't see past the fact that he looks like a "nerd" - in his opinion. How thick can a person be?? Don't answer that...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 1, 2022 12:33:34
/r/IncelTear/comments/z6vv83/how_incels_see_the_world/iyihkvh/

I'm sure they justify it because those women are too ugly/fat even for them. Even though they'd also claim that those women wouldn't sleep with them anyway because they only want "uber chad" or whatever, too.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 1, 2022 12:28:31
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/z9glk0/how_to_get_rid_of_my_friends_body/iyhjlrl/

"and that's when I started to think that maybe he didn't want me around"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on December 1, 2022 08:24:26
/r/IncelTear/comments/z6vv83/how_incels_see_the_world/iyhjj0s/

Bosom buddies, really

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on December 1, 2022 08:23:45
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z6d5uo/good_samaritans_have_it_hard/iyfj9hb/

They're too busy trying to legalize bazooka vending machines. /you know, for hunting rabbits.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 30, 2022 19:36:01
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z8ccqz/dont_worry_we_take_backups_regularly_i_think/iycmax5/

Hahhaha you know they don't know what "explain" does.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 30, 2022 07:11:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/z5zoqu/one_of_the_most_disturbing_ones_ive_seen/iy8rggv/

They don't understand that the Romans weren't Anglo-saxon white. I'm sure in their head "European mega-empire and center of culture" = "blonde hair blue eyed"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 29, 2022 11:31:43
/r/IncelTear/comments/z6u65a/new_member_spells_it_out_perfectly_for_them_is/iy81umr/

no no, if you're *stealing* the gum, you don't have to *buy* the gum /stupid joke, ignore me.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 29, 2022 08:16:07
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z6vpzs/sad_reality_but_the_time_has_come/iy5wx1f/

I like a nice tight trilogy with a clean ending. Less than that often feels like not enough, but more is usually overkill

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 28, 2022 18:57:45
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z6qewk/living_on_junior_salary/iy5rxd8/

I was making a reference to a joke someone else posted where a dev showed Elon Musk the source for pets.com (which anyone can see via the browser)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 28, 2022 18:20:49
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z672m2/something_something_musk_bot/iy3zgm7/

I mean what I said and I said what I mean!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 28, 2022 11:08:13
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z6qewk/living_on_junior_salary/iy3acvc/

Exactly! If you don't want me doing that, then don't tie up an hour of my day to ask me two questions (... And sometimes I don't get any questions at all) or at the very least about something that's actually relevant to what I'm working on or will be working on. If I'm not paying attention it's because I don't *need to*.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 28, 2022 07:42:39
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z6qewk/living_on_junior_salary/iy3a4e5/

Like oh, I don't know, the source code for pets.com

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 28, 2022 07:40:10
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z6axan/your_tactics_confuse_and_frighten_me_sir/iy1jgdr/

It helps me to just go focus on basically anything else. A book. Go to sleep. Anything, really. I have to get to a very specific level of stuck before it works, though.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 27, 2022 20:10:10
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z672m2/something_something_musk_bot/iy02l2s/

Hell I remember having to find patches for Doom on BBS's and then spending a few hours downloading them.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 27, 2022 14:00:54
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z5fhxc/chaotic_magic/ixx6npd/

"thanks Aloy! Enjoy this spear bazooka which I keep in my left cheek"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 21:02:44
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z5fhxc/chaotic_magic/ixwulcq/

And the other where the hand off is conveniently off camera. I'm also amused at how often I've been handed something like a 6' claymore and the dude apparently had it in his back pocket. Extra points if the giver isn't wearing pants.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 19:24:07
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z5e9pt/this_person_clearly_knows_what_hes_talking_about/ixwtpwo/

More likely he'd end up being his own grandpa

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 19:17:07
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z5e9pt/this_person_clearly_knows_what_hes_talking_about/ixwoewb/

It's kind of creepy how often the stuff it says is relevant to what it's replying to. I mean in my head I'm sure it's just one of those things that is random enough that the human brain wants to create a pattern where there isn't one, but still.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 18:34:47
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z5e9pt/this_person_clearly_knows_what_hes_talking_about/ixwnata/

I mean, blockchain enthusiasts pp0basically gives you a group of people who are gullible and have a lot of disposable income. It's like taking all the dumbest sheep and sticking them in a pasture with a pack of wolves.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 18:25:52
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z4ucac/life_is_much_simpler_with_bash/ixva2ak/

Three of the four large corporations I've worked for blocked github as a security threat, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 12:26:51
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z4ucac/life_is_much_simpler_with_bash/ixv9vvq/

In a previous life I asked for permission to install powershell on my laptop so I could automate some tedious stuff I had to do with a bunch of excel files. My response from corporate it was basically that they "don't want rogue vms running around the network". I was so confused I just dropped the issue because I knew I'd never get approval and it would be easier just to do it manually....

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 12:25:35
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/z4ldqj/tempted_by_experimental_dark_arts/ixrtr6t/

I mean, ymmv but I haven't had mine crash at all (beyond the still present crash that happens to me whenever I load a save after I have loaded a game before), and I have been able to blueprint manifolds (in fact that was the first thing I blueprinted). The only thing I don't like is that some stuff just won't line up if you blueprint it - and nothing will connect to each other so you have to leave room to connect stuff.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 25, 2022 15:53:08
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/z4cuxj/epic_games_store_trying_to_be_funny_with_me/ixrt9yn/

Thank you for so wisely judging me for how much time I am able to play.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 25, 2022 15:49:44
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/z4cuxj/epic_games_store_trying_to_be_funny_with_me/ixqfesb/

I'm a dad, can confirm,... yeah you can play for jut 15 minutes, but it's painful.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 25, 2022 09:33:20
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z49j6s/you_have_been_warned/ixqbnyt/

...so if I don't want to be an anime waifu, don't learn Rust? Got it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 25, 2022 08:59:46
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/z3k3lx/just_noticed_that_the_satisfactory_thumbnail_when/ixp809j/

Oh, no that was like update 4 or something. The one they did after Josh released the video where he built the radioactive tornado

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 25, 2022 00:20:58
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/z3k3lx/just_noticed_that_the_satisfactory_thumbnail_when/ixnczap/

🤣. I meant the movie, but realized that it could also mean the novels when I saw your response

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 24, 2022 14:40:41
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/z3k3lx/just_noticed_that_the_satisfactory_thumbnail_when/ixn49yc/

Yep. "This text field is meant to hold comments from the user. What happens if I try to paste LOTR into it." "What happens if I enter '; DROP ALL TABLES; in this text box labeled first name"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 24, 2022 13:35:53
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/z3k3lx/just_noticed_that_the_satisfactory_thumbnail_when/ixn3rgy/

Yep, that's true. I definitely saw a huge improvement on my stuff and I didn't even have a particularly large factory.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 24, 2022 13:32:09
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/z3k3lx/just_noticed_that_the_satisfactory_thumbnail_when/ixm70z3/

I was shocked at how much the frame rate improved for the next update, though.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 24, 2022 09:34:46
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z2y8i0/from_this_this_is_my_mission_an_i_will_accomplish/ixlt3di/

Yep, I did a lot of stuff for a sandwich back in the day. I was still in college and it was fixing pcs for friends but still.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 24, 2022 07:19:32
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z2y8i0/from_this_this_is_my_mission_an_i_will_accomplish/ixlsxur/

Hm... Incentivizing a developer to rush something that's incredibly complex and potentially life threatening seems like a bad idea.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 24, 2022 07:17:38
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z2y8i0/from_this_this_is_my_mission_an_i_will_accomplish/ixlsfhm/

Yep and even then when most people want help they're like "so I built this function that does x, but when I give it y, it isn't doing what I think I should. I spent all morning on Stack overflow looking for a similar problem but haven't had luck. Anyone have any ideas? It's for a silly open source thing I'm working on just for me" Way different from this dude that's basically "I need a function that does x for work. Write it for me."

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 24, 2022 07:11:19
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z2y8i0/from_this_this_is_my_mission_an_i_will_accomplish/ixlrzfp/

That's all back end stuff though... 😁

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 24, 2022 07:05:47
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/z2bg3q/just_standing_here_wandering_when_expeditions_are/ixh8iju/

Congrats! NMS was my buddy when I was up late feeding the little one.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on November 23, 2022 07:51:52
/r/PleX/comments/qpec0i/delete_stray_edl_files_after_deleting_tv_episode/ixcm2sf/

Sorry to bring up old stuff, but out of curiousity, do you have MCEBuddy somehow adding comskip info into Plex?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PleX on November 22, 2022 08:03:02
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z0gds1/oh_no/ix8rsc7/

True, it didn't stop Fry.......

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 21, 2022 11:55:42
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z0gds1/oh_no/ix6cfx0/

Just do what Farnsworth did. Make it so [bizarre and esoteric](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj709TKl777AhXpTDABHcKoCK0QtwJ6BAgEEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7GHFBQy10NU&usg=AOvVaw2u4SZgt-14XTS1DUECh7k_) that no one in their right mind would ever use it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 20, 2022 21:05:48
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yzzqz8/a_rare_relatable_post_from_linkedins_vast_sea_of/ix3n7xv/

I'm not sure what defines either. Jokes about dinner at 4pm?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 20, 2022 09:37:28
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/yzewtp/experimenting_with_aesthetics_is_it_too_brutalist/ix11pkt/

I want the trees to be dead AND covered in soot!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 19, 2022 17:36:28
/r/homeassistant/comments/yyhmow/home_assistant_custom_android_tv_page_with/iwxam3f/

Interesting, mine stopped working a few months ago. Metadata doesn't go through although if I'm lucky I get the name of the app.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on November 18, 2022 20:29:26
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/yyn8rp/just_started_playing_i_see_why_you_guys_like_this/iwx2xaf/

Ah yes I have heard that many enjoy bouncing on those, and many others enjoy watching them bounce on those. It's a whole thing.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on November 18, 2022 19:25:47
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yxqc1k/github_is_my_bro/iwrgd9w/

FINALLY... I now know what yeet is

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 17, 2022 15:10:17
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yxo90b/he_keeps_insisting_his_polymorphic_types_must_be/iwqhxvy/

That's true. They also stated multiple times that he's not meant to be on the spectrum in any way.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 17, 2022 11:24:08
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yxo90b/he_keeps_insisting_his_polymorphic_types_must_be/iwqd155/

"I have seen" = anecdotal. Just saying it happens, I've run into them. But fair enough. Is it 0.0001%? I don't know, maybe. I imagine no one knows, it's the internet - I can claim to be a woman from South Africa - it might be true, but I could also be lying and no one is the wiser (without doing a bunch of leg work to verify or dispute the claim, anyway).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 17, 2022 10:51:22
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yxo90b/he_keeps_insisting_his_polymorphic_types_must_be/iwqbwop/

Could be legitimately on the spectrum, like I said I don't know em. I *do* know there are a lot of assholes on the internet that claim to have Asperger's but are self-diagnosed or are using that as an excuse to be an asshole. *shrug* Musk? Definitely at least an asshole.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 17, 2022 10:43:51
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yxo90b/he_keeps_insisting_his_polymorphic_types_must_be/iwqb9vv/

They're definitely not mutually exclusive, I'm just saying a lot of people said he was in the spectrum because x y and z... But no, he was just an asshole. (agreed on poorly written). The point being, being an asshole is not a consequence of autism and they should not be conflated. You can be both, or you could just be an asshole, or just on the spectrum.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 17, 2022 10:39:30
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yxo90b/he_keeps_insisting_his_polymorphic_types_must_be/iwqa8rb/

They can, true, but people also tend to conflate the two (a la Sheldon), and (probably) no more than someone who is not on the spectrum. I only say probably because I have no idea what percentage of the general population are assholes vs how many are on the spectrum and are assholes lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 17, 2022 10:32:31
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yxo90b/he_keeps_insisting_his_polymorphic_types_must_be/iwq9f5e/

yep, when asked about it, she [got the name of the aircraft wrong](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8292723/Grimes-gets-spy-plane-inspired-baby-Elon-Musk-WRONG.html). 'X Æ' is fine, but it's a little too... pronounceable. Let's append a ~~randomly picked~~ *our* favorite airplane designation!"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 17, 2022 10:26:50
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yxo90b/he_keeps_insisting_his_polymorphic_types_must_be/iwq7kd0/

Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory taught me one thing: never confuse autism or being on the spectrum with just being an asshole. Sheldon was an asshole. I don't know Musk.... but I'd bet he's just an asshole.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 17, 2022 10:13:49
/r/IncelTear/comments/ywosc1/one_of_us_one_of_us_gooble_gobble/iwnzo3c/

I hear ya, I used to play online with my brother in law all the time but then his ps4 got hit by lightning and he hasn't replaced it lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 16, 2022 20:23:55
/r/homeassistant/comments/ywj1ex/is_there_a_list_of_devices_that_work_with_ha_that/iwnziox/

Nice! Thanks, that wasn't there last I looked at the dawn of time, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on November 16, 2022 20:22:46
/r/IncelTear/comments/yx61fk/video_games_creates_incels/iwnzcpr/

I only play single player games because I can't stand other gamers, LOL. Well, trolls to be specific, but one instance of a toxic asshole in a game is often enough for me to out it away for weeks... Anyhow there are a ton of games I'll never play. Enjoy what you enjoy and don't worry about damned gate keeping gamer idiots. (if you're curious, "rogue like", "souls like" and "fps" are all deal breakers for me)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 16, 2022 20:21:29
/r/IncelTear/comments/yx61fk/video_games_creates_incels/iwnyr8g/

So awful stepping on it all the time and having to unravel it to go pee.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 16, 2022 20:16:47
/r/IncelTear/comments/ywosc1/one_of_us_one_of_us_gooble_gobble/iwnydi8/

Mhmm, and despite the rumor mill, very few people were actually having any sex at all (and according to stats I've heard recently, more and more young people are waiting til later in life to do that)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 16, 2022 20:13:45
/r/IncelTear/comments/ywosc1/one_of_us_one_of_us_gooble_gobble/iwny0l3/

There's a balance to be had for sure. Once the relationship grows, (particularly if you end up having kids), it can help to have a formal date night set up to make sure that in living life you don't forget to spend time on each other. My wife and I actually started that before we were married because we spent so much time together that we ended up always being In a group of friends unintentionally, lol, so we made official date nights and had a rule that on date night, no tag alongs were allowed, lol. But yeah, as you get closer it gets easier and easier to just go out together and play it by ear.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 16, 2022 20:10:53
/r/IncelTear/comments/ywosc1/one_of_us_one_of_us_gooble_gobble/iwnwz5c/

Dude the joy party you started here was awesome. Much better than pity parties!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 16, 2022 20:02:39
/r/IncelTear/comments/ywosc1/one_of_us_one_of_us_gooble_gobble/iwnws8r/

Eh nothing wrong with that, you can always figure out a plan b if you two still want to hang out. The most fun dates I've had were improvised because something made the original plans untenable. 😁

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 16, 2022 20:01:09
/r/homeassistant/comments/yw1qnj/why_is_every_post_immediately_downvoted/iwnua0b/

And that _does_ work! But I'd be lying if I didn't neglect to do that half the time and end up with very irrelevant search results.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on November 16, 2022 19:41:28
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ywpx2o/my_first_blueprint_battery_storage/iwms1dy/

If it helps I probably would have just set it up as a github repo 🤣

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 16, 2022 15:13:00
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ywkjkk/i_meant_to_type_into_a_prompt/iwmlfau/

Came here to make that exact observation. It's definitely the wrong color.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 16, 2022 14:29:38
/r/homeassistant/comments/ywj1ex/is_there_a_list_of_devices_that_work_with_ha_that/iwmib0v/

I have a higher WAF if I let the thermostat and default app be usable for most stuff, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on November 16, 2022 14:09:09
/r/homeassistant/comments/ywj1ex/is_there_a_list_of_devices_that_work_with_ha_that/iwm8jp0/

HA doesn't have a way to tell the ecobee to "cancel hold and resume schedule" - or at least it didn't when I was setting it up ages ago.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on November 16, 2022 13:04:52
/r/homeassistant/comments/ywj1ex/is_there_a_list_of_devices_that_work_with_ha_that/iwlnymj/

Lol they canned that ages ago... Literally and figuratively

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on November 16, 2022 10:45:51
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ywpx2o/my_first_blueprint_battery_storage/iwlmleu/

Cables within the blueprint are built along with everything else. I build a hypertube accelerator blueprint with some \~60 entrances/exits, all wired for power, and now all I need to do is plop it down and connect one wire and it works

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 16, 2022 10:36:24
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ywpx2o/my_first_blueprint_battery_storage/iwlm9xk/

Try here: https://satisfactory-calculator.com/en/blueprints

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 16, 2022 10:34:13
/r/homeassistant/comments/ywj1ex/is_there_a_list_of_devices_that_work_with_ha_that/iwkzo0p/

Plus it's Google. I don't trust them to keep anything around for long, or just break it and leave it broken for years.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on November 16, 2022 07:29:30
/r/homeassistant/comments/ywj1ex/is_there_a_list_of_devices_that_work_with_ha_that/iwkzg1a/

Legit that's the only stupid part of geofencing. My wife has the app on her phone and I do. You'd think it would know that she's home - nope. If either of us leave, ecobee turns off the a/c. Instead I use the geofence to turn a/c on only, and then an ha automation to turn it off based on a family group. (I.e. It will only shut off if we both leave the house).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on November 16, 2022 07:27:11
/r/homeassistant/comments/ywj1ex/is_there_a_list_of_devices_that_work_with_ha_that/iwkz0rk/

Nice! I've been using HA for ever and I had no idea that info was there. Thanks!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on November 16, 2022 07:22:38
/r/IncelTear/comments/yvz18k/all_of_this_is_disgusting_and_insane_but_its_the/iwkpmn0/

Seems like no matter where women go they're not safe from predators 😔

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 16, 2022 05:23:30
/r/IncelTear/comments/yvz18k/all_of_this_is_disgusting_and_insane_but_its_the/iwkoil6/

Not sure on the monks, but there are cases of nuns being raped by priests...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 16, 2022 05:06:41
/r/IncelTear/comments/yvz18k/all_of_this_is_disgusting_and_insane_but_its_the/iwjoumo/

I mean, that does happen... Unfortunately it's also not always consensual.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 15, 2022 22:11:17
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yvxpvg/for_the_past_few_days/iwixon8/

"Basement" is a weird thing to call the supply closet behind Sally's desk. /she keeps mini snickers in a cup on her desk

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 15, 2022 18:39:48
/r/homeassistant/comments/yw1qnj/why_is_every_post_immediately_downvoted/iwiwf3j/

Truth. It's crazy how often I'm looking for something HA related and all Google wants to show me is home improvement articles. Especially if it's an integration with a particularly generic name.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on November 15, 2022 18:30:35
/r/IncelTear/comments/yvsgzc/lookout_everyone_this_guy_is_hunting_us_down/iwhvy6j/

I'm looking forward to the 20 page diatribe he writes about it, though. They're always good giggles.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 15, 2022 14:29:38
/r/IncelTear/comments/yvsgzc/lookout_everyone_this_guy_is_hunting_us_down/iwhvm10/

I'm an overweight old man with a bad back and a bad knee... I think so too.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 15, 2022 14:27:30
/r/IncelTear/comments/yvsgzc/lookout_everyone_this_guy_is_hunting_us_down/iwhvgkr/

I guess he doesn't know that the cheap replica sword from Bleach that he got at a local ComicCon wanna be isn't actually able to hurt anyone.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 15, 2022 14:26:32
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/yvwaw7/so_i_thought_s_class_freighters_were_time_said/iwgqhi6/

Haha yeah, for reference, I didn't see one until I spent about 6 hours do a reload -> exit station -> fight for freighter dance.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on November 15, 2022 09:58:00
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/yvwaw7/so_i_thought_s_class_freighters_were_time_said/iwgkyqy/

Planets aren't RNG (well, not based on when you go there anyway), so it was more just a luck of the draw. You could play for an hour and run across a dozen of them or several hours and not see any. Also, some galaxies have a lot more of them than others, too. Getting the freighter battle is a matter of waiting *X* hours and then warping a certain number of times, but the class of the freighter has to do with economy level and RNG. I believe the highest tier of economy nets you a 2% chance, and the next one down is 1%... TL;DR, yeah... you were super lucky!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on November 15, 2022 09:16:37
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/yvgnde/no_mans_sky_has_no_bird_sounds_in_the_game_and_i/iwg6kwp/

One of the things I love about desolate planets is the howling empty sound they have... They're atmospheric in a way none of the other planets are. (which is ironic because they have no atmosphere).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on November 15, 2022 07:02:19
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/yvqgek/those_mfers_on_their_way_to_play_update_7_without/iwg6ej1/

I'm the one guy that doesn't. I definitely have backups of my save 😁. So I'm not sure who it's referring to. I actually am planning to start it over when it hits 1.0 though. I just hate losing upgrades like the hover pack and starting over every time would be exhausting for me.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 15, 2022 07:00:18
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yveu7r/manager_does_a_little_code_cleanup/iwezcic/

"what's this microservice called '3 rules of robotics'? Nah we don't need that. Get rid of it."

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 14, 2022 22:24:13
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yveu7r/manager_does_a_little_code_cleanup/iwey3nd/

An excellent example of the exception that proves the rule right there.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 14, 2022 22:14:20
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yveu7r/manager_does_a_little_code_cleanup/iwexb3j/

... But it was fun, huh? 😁

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 14, 2022 22:08:11
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yveu7r/manager_does_a_little_code_cleanup/iwewge9/

The crazy part to me is that he's making these massive cuts within days of taking over. It's like buying a new car and then immediately ripping parts of it out to make it faster without even knowing anything about how it works. Like... He hasn't been there nearly long enough to figure out _what_ to cut (or if he even needs to cut anything), he's just going at it like Kylo Ren with a rusty machete.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 14, 2022 22:01:41
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yveu7r/manager_does_a_little_code_cleanup/iwev652/

"how much can we turn off before ad revenue starts to tank?"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 14, 2022 21:52:02
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yveu7r/manager_does_a_little_code_cleanup/iweu5u3/

We don't want filthy foreigners in our databases! Protect the border! /s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 14, 2022 21:44:32
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/yv2vgb/im_sorry/iweost7/

Sorry first time I posted it, it said there was an error and it didn't work. Go figure.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 14, 2022 21:05:32
/r/IncelTear/comments/yuv6ry/girls_only_go_for_douches_these_days_starter_pack/iwe7cg6/

Well at the time I was downing an entire two liter a day by myself... LOL

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 18:53:09
/r/IncelTear/comments/yuy75x/so_yesterday_they_asked_if_were_evil_today_they/iwe5n7b/

That sounds yummy, can I have some?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 18:40:37
/r/IncelTear/comments/yv8k32/theres_a_lot_to_unpack_here/iwe4u10/

I bought my first home at 40. Didn't get married until my late 30s. My marriage is way happier than most of the people I know who got married in their 20s. So you know what? I'm good.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 18:34:36
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/yv2vgb/im_sorry/iwdxpfs/

To keep track of how long it takes.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 14, 2022 17:43:23
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/yv2vgb/im_sorry/iwdnout/

To keep track of how long it takes.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 14, 2022 16:34:13
/r/IncelTear/comments/yuy90n/eh_not_like_you_use_it_anyway/iwdezdh/

Thanks! The accounts I've heard is that it does make a loud snap, though. Anecdotal of course.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 15:37:19
/r/BlatantMisogyny/comments/yrd1gk/im_so_confused/iwdcnbh/

He'd just call it "vagina", of course. After all the vagina is everything from the belly button to mid thigh. (heavy sarcasm there)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/BlatantMisogyny on November 14, 2022 15:22:14
/r/BlatantMisogyny/comments/yddawf/_/iwdbzmn/

cis male here, and I think they're both hot too. Go figure.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/BlatantMisogyny on November 14, 2022 15:17:57
/r/IncelTear/comments/yuy4t8/what_a_thoughtful_list/iwdbe2t/

I mean their understanding of relationships is below that a dog humping a stuffed animal to show it who's boss, so it adds up

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 15:14:06
/r/IncelTear/comments/yuy90n/eh_not_like_you_use_it_anyway/iwd8ujs/

No bone, but you *can* break them by damaging the outer structure (I forget what it's called) that houses the part that makes the penis hard by filling up with blood. It's a very serious injury that can cause permanent erectile dysfunction if it's not treated right away.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 14:57:34
/r/IncelTear/comments/yuv6ry/girls_only_go_for_douches_these_days_starter_pack/iwd80wn/

One of his more recent controversies: [https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/02/spotify-removes-70-joe-rogan-episodes-as-he-faces-heat-over-use-of-n-word/](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/02/spotify-removes-70-joe-rogan-episodes-as-he-faces-heat-over-use-of-n-word/)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 14:52:15
/r/IncelTear/comments/yuv6ry/girls_only_go_for_douches_these_days_starter_pack/iwd7iu3/

Noway, I immediately became a better person when I stopped drinking Mt Dew! *Disclaimer: I was getting out of a toxic relationship and vowed to eat better, take care of myself and exercise at the time, but it was definitely The Dew that was the root cause and definitely not the toxic relationship....*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 14:49:02
/r/IncelTear/comments/yv2gix/apparently_choking_and_drugging_women_is_just/iwd72tr/

Hmm I don't know about that, how often do we hear "she had it coming because she {wore that dress/went to that bar/smiled too much/didn't smile enough/talked to him/had a drink/was by herself}"? I mean, it's slight different - victim blaming vitriol - but the implication that "boys will be boys!" and that men "just can't help themselves!" is pretty pervasive. It's fucking sick, but... Of course, his implication that asking a woman out immediately makes him a predator and then suddenly being an apologist for Mr. Ruffie is way insane.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 14:46:07
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/yv2vgb/im_sorry/iwd45ih/

It's basically mandatory if you need to move uphill without a calendar

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on November 14, 2022 14:27:04
/r/IncelTear/comments/yufrqk/wow_i_dont_know_if_this_is_true_but_yeh_wow/iwd3tbi/

🤣 I like your style! Added that one too.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 14:24:51
/r/IncelTear/comments/yufrqk/wow_i_dont_know_if_this_is_true_but_yeh_wow/iwd2lzp/

"hey honey, sorry I'm 5 minutes late for dinner!" *Dude throws $400 dinner table out the window and lights living room on fire* every woman's dream! /s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 14:17:00
/r/IncelTear/comments/yufrqk/wow_i_dont_know_if_this_is_true_but_yeh_wow/iwd23fn/

Ugh those people are the worst. One girlfriend I had years ago made it her mission to "repair" my relationship with my mom, completely disregarding that there was *very good* reason I don't talk to her anymore. Fortunately it didn't take long for reality to burst her bubble, and that relationship died as well. Nah, I'm quite happy to be a 40 year old with a bad back but joy in my life over any version of me as a young person.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 14:13:38
/r/IncelTear/comments/yufrqk/wow_i_dont_know_if_this_is_true_but_yeh_wow/iwd120r/

Same here, and I didn't even know what those things were!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 14:06:53
/r/IncelTear/comments/yufrqk/wow_i_dont_know_if_this_is_true_but_yeh_wow/iwd0p8l/

I have officially added chuckelfuck to my vocabulary... that's brilliant.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 14, 2022 14:04:32
/r/space/comments/yues8h/do_you_think_there_is_life_somewhere_in_this_photo/iwclu6x/

No man's sky is like a vast ocean that's 2cm deep. From far away it looks like there's a lot there... But on closer inspection there's not actually a lot there. There are maybe 10 or so biomes, and a very limited number of creature parts and only a few variations of those. You come into a system and see "toxic planet" you know exactly what it's going to look like and a good guess of what the critters will look like. Sure, maybe you've never seen this exact configuration before, but at the end of the day "blob creature with big eyes" is basically the same as "blob creature with medium eyes". Reminds me of NES era rpgs that just did palette swaps on their monsters to make more powerful variants. Sure, that red dragon has more hp than the green one from the first dungeon, but is it really a different mob?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on November 14, 2022 12:28:39
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yu6zzj/self_taught_dev_be_like/iw95edj/

One of the best devs I know has a doctorate in electrical engineering, lol

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 13, 2022 17:10:19
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ytvmva/started_a_new_job_and_found_this_gem/iw7g1k2/

I've seen that, come to think of it. Easier to neuter the function and leave it there than to refractor all the tons of places that reference it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 13, 2022 10:28:48
/r/IncelTear/comments/ytjhho/of_course_there_are_incels_defending_the_singing/iw7btzy/

On video no less. Video he recorded himself. And posted. Himself. Voluntarily.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 13, 2022 09:57:19
/r/IncelTear/comments/ytjhho/of_course_there_are_incels_defending_the_singing/iw7bc8q/

Ohh that explains the weird "woke" comment he made in the video I saw. I was like "well that's out of left field". Not that I don't know they're all racist idiots, it was just unrelated to what he was talking about at the time.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 13, 2022 09:53:28
/r/IncelTear/comments/ytstg8/this_is_the_funniest_reddit_dm_ive_ever_received/iw7ahrq/

Personally, I prefer r/aww but ymmv.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 13, 2022 09:46:49
/r/IncelTear/comments/ytbush/blind_girls_are_still_not_dating_you_its_not_your/iw40qyf/

Yes I know, hence the C. But I can see the argument for saying that's too generous of a grade.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 12, 2022 15:07:47
/r/IncelTear/comments/yt1wow/so_now_they_have_a_countrypill/iw3t8q1/

And that's not even getting to the mysteriously large population with German ancestors in places like Argentina... *cough*.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 12, 2022 14:15:16
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yt4xdm/should_be_promoted_to_senior_any_day_now/iw3jpsb/

Jerry is everywhere, too. Fucking _everywhere_

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 12, 2022 13:08:35
/r/IncelTear/comments/yt1wow/so_now_they_have_a_countrypill/iw3j0rp/

Ugly in this case = not white. Which is amusing because there are plenty of white people in both...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 12, 2022 13:03:48
/r/IncelTear/comments/ytbush/blind_girls_are_still_not_dating_you_its_not_your/iw3gml1/

Dude is trying to show off that he got a C in statistics class. Not sure why that's apparently a flex.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 12, 2022 12:47:23
/r/IncelTear/comments/ysnn6n/so_close_to_getting_it_lmao/iw38zi7/

My theory is those those are the men that the *men* are attracted to, lol

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 12, 2022 11:54:47
/r/IncelTear/comments/yss9i0/i_doubt_the_guy_who_made_this_meme_ever_had_a/iw2fxrs/

You poor thing, you're practically fossilized! Whatever will you do?! /s (obviously I hope)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 12, 2022 08:02:54
/r/IncelTear/comments/ysnn6n/so_close_to_getting_it_lmao/iw2fd5m/

See! Right there! Those movies really had something for everyone... I had a huge crush on Eowyn. Woman in armor that wants to fight alongside the men and doesn't take "no you're a girl" as an answer? Yes Please.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 12, 2022 07:56:54
/r/IncelTear/comments/ys5mun/_/iw17cbx/

Only on Saturday night, it's a whole thing.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 11, 2022 22:40:17
/r/IncelTear/comments/ysnn6n/so_close_to_getting_it_lmao/iw0vjbq/

That's ridiculous, this is easy enough to verify. Just look at the actors that women adore. Leonardo dicaprio when he was young was definitely slender and more feminine, especially when he was in Titanic. Then there was the guy that played Legolas in lord of the rings. Definitely more feminine - I remember a lot more women talking about how hot he was than the other guys in the movies which were more "manly".

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 11, 2022 20:55:17
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ys20db/ever_wondered_why_banking_sites_suck/ivyqfn1/

The bank I worked for definitely still has a ban on anything open source (I still have friends that work there). Their reasoning is definitely that it cannot be trusted because it's not proprietary and therefore "opens you up to malware".

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 11, 2022 11:39:03
/r/IncelTear/comments/yrmv8e/how_to_escape_the_fbi/ivypse1/

Further, rainwater isn't really safe to drink in most of the world at this point (I saw a paper on it not long ago).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 11, 2022 11:34:41
/r/IncelTear/comments/yrvpic/some_random_dude_is_upset_about_the_average_26yo/ivypbzq/

The nerd in me is happy about this number.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 11, 2022 11:31:38
/r/IncelTear/comments/yrvpic/some_random_dude_is_upset_about_the_average_26yo/ivyoxik/

The more I read their crap, the more I think their real focus is "Chaddick".

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 11, 2022 11:28:57
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ys20db/ever_wondered_why_banking_sites_suck/ivxy7hw/

Moments like that are why the term schadenfreude was coined!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 11, 2022 08:13:21
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ys20db/ever_wondered_why_banking_sites_suck/ivxv59l/

That's the smart way to do it. The sad part was that my managers were actually quite sharp people but they were completely powerless to fight back against idiotic corporate processes and policies. Anything technology there was a nothing more than a red number in the budget to them and it showed.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 11, 2022 07:44:49
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ys20db/ever_wondered_why_banking_sites_suck/ivxtsma/

Ah very different where I was. All third party libraries were completely banned and github etc were all blocked. In fact, where I was if you even went there you got a nasty page that said you were reported to corporate security or something like that. (in practice we all knew nothing would happen if you happened to click on something though.) I've banked at ING though, and their stuff was a bit more advanced than other banks. But that's my subjective opinion. Nonetheless, we were told that anything open source could not be trusted.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 11, 2022 07:31:21
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ys20db/ever_wondered_why_banking_sites_suck/ivxopcb/

I worked in banking ages ago... I can confirm, this is exactly what the code looks like.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 11, 2022 06:34:11
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ys20db/ever_wondered_why_banking_sites_suck/ivxod18/

Lol the bank isn't going to let you use anything open source anyway - it's all evil malware! No third party libraries.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 11, 2022 06:30:03
/r/IncelTear/comments/yq5oj4/found_on_in_the_wild_today/ivvbjh5/

I mean, they're not having to carry it around in a wheelbarrow, so obviously tiny.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 10, 2022 16:41:35
/r/IncelTear/comments/yq5oj4/found_on_in_the_wild_today/ivtwsxo/

Seriously - my best friend is in a friggin wheelchair and he's married to an awesome, brilliant, beautiful lady.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 10, 2022 11:09:43
/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ypoib9/incel_chases_woman_police_are_called_implies_that/ivtcj3p/

Yep, I'm way uglier than this guy and I'm married with a kid, lol. (and plenty of dates before that happened, too. Although granted I was a late bloomer because it took me a while to get comfortable with myself).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PublicFreakout on November 10, 2022 08:46:59
/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ypoib9/incel_chases_woman_police_are_called_implies_that/ivtccdw/

Yeah, unfortunately it's important to remember that cops aren't there to prevent crime, they're there to clean up after it happens (although some may argue that they're a deterrence). In fact, a Youtuber I follow has an entire video where he discusses the fact that police aren't legally required to protect anyone. Her options are to get a restraining order and if she's lucky (and she is, looks like he was arrested) there are stalking laws on the books where she lives. With any luck the judge sees he's unhinged and denies bail, but I don't want to look to see what happened because I'm afraid he was probably just released on bail immediately.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PublicFreakout on November 10, 2022 08:45:29
/r/IncelTear/comments/yqi4ez/incel_chases_woman_police_are_called_implies_that/ivt91es/

He seriously thinks that playing some crazy song for her is going to make her magically drop her panties?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 10, 2022 08:18:06
/r/IncelTear/comments/yqdq2i/ive_made_it_im_on_is_alright_universallyabhorred/ivt7ozp/

Yep, it's a tale as old as time: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ez3wlrgUcAA-SKv.jpg

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 10, 2022 08:06:10
/r/IncelTear/comments/yqedov/but_they_continue_to_call_themselves_sane_sure/ivqeoe3/

mhmm, dildos don't hate them. They're just always there when you need them, no judgement.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 9, 2022 16:13:09
/r/space/comments/yq1ghp/huge_extragalactic_structure_found_hiding_behind/ivqbmf9/

Absolutely this. The universe is so vast the entire human civilization can't comprehend it... So vast, I think, that it is literally impossible that there is no life on other planets. On the other hand it's also so vast that the odds of a civilization rising that has the technology to venture beyond their star *and* manage to run across us in our little corner is probably very small. I say that just based on what I know about life here: there have already been many mass extinction events just from natural causes alone, and humans well... There are non zero odds that we'll wipe ourselves out just from pure spite, if not indifference. (that is, if we don't nuke ourselves, we'll probably kill ourselves off with global warming). Now, would an alien civilization face the same threats to their existence? Maybe. All that to say... Who knows??

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on November 9, 2022 15:53:45
/r/space/comments/yq1ghp/huge_extragalactic_structure_found_hiding_behind/ivo8t67/

Yep, and between the oil industry bribing of world governments and the long con of carbon footprint, I have 0 confidence anyone will do anything to actually slow it down any. I mean, even if someone were to miraculously make a huge breakthrough in fusion power *today*, the first plant wouldn't come online for probably 30 years and then it would be way too little, too late.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on November 9, 2022 07:11:17
/r/space/comments/yq1ghp/huge_extragalactic_structure_found_hiding_behind/ivo7p12/

To boldly bone where no one has boned before. I'm with you, random internet person.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on November 9, 2022 06:59:32
/r/space/comments/yq1ghp/huge_extragalactic_structure_found_hiding_behind/ivo7hz8/

You have a galaxy?! I'm having to make due with a single blue ball... /it's rather uncomfortable, to be honest...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on November 9, 2022 06:57:23
/r/space/comments/yq1ghp/huge_extragalactic_structure_found_hiding_behind/ivo7d7z/

It's just pure, red hot, sexual chemistry. That cluster is crazy sexy.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on November 9, 2022 06:55:55
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ypbtax/today_i_became_an_employed_jobless_programmer/ivj5raz/

Last company I worked for (in the US if that matters) blocked both github and stack overflow. I got around it because they didnt blocked Google cache so I could at least read documentation for the libraries I needed.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 8, 2022 05:32:01
/r/raisedbynarcissists/comments/yolgi1/my_father_is_trying_to_make_me_quit_my_drama/ivhdcx9/

You know who started in theater? Samuel L Jackson. I dare you to find someone who's a bigger sissy than him. Then there are other famous "sissy's" that are actors. Like Dwayne Johnson. I bet people still take his lunch money away. /s off Seriously though, don't you dare let that creeps tiny minded idea of masculinity take away something you love. You know what's manly? Passion. Integrity (which I think of as being the same person on the outside as you are on the inside). And most importantly? Not picking on people who you think are smaller than you... Like say, a 15 year old son.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/raisedbynarcissists on November 7, 2022 18:51:25
/r/space/comments/yncr9v/what_is_this_crater_called_i_want_to_learn_the/ivakgwk/

I have a pet theory that they totally didn't remember any of that when they made Rogue One

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/space on November 6, 2022 10:39:58
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/ymvve5/i_feel_like_this_exosuit_makes_my_ass_look_fat/iv7euf4/

Itty bitty ship and a round thing in yo face..

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on November 5, 2022 17:52:09
/r/IncelTear/comments/yjvrgm/my_partner_is_super_gay_then_seriously_why_do_you/iusurjn/

It's the ciiiiircle of diiiiick...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 2, 2022 15:41:42
/r/IncelTear/comments/ykccdd/ladies_would_you_take_the_deal/iusobv4/

That's a fantastic metaphor \*applause\*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 2, 2022 15:00:35
/r/IncelTear/comments/yjz4fi/i_found_this_article_online_and_i_thought_it_was/iusmlch/

I agree, I think this is probably why the Venn diagram of these scumbags and white nationalists looks like a solar eclipse, because the same kind of thinking that makes them think it's ok to treat women that way also goes hand in hand with those ideologies.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 2, 2022 14:49:47
/r/IncelTear/comments/yjjteq/if_nature_wanted_foids_to_cum_itll_have_made_it/iur0mz2/

As a guy that's ugly as hell, but has given orgasms to many women... fuck you dude. Gee I wonder why no one would want to have sex with someone that proudly declares they're selfish garbage that hates the existence of women because they're not sex vending machines.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 2, 2022 08:08:01
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yj7fk3/watch_out_your_kid_could_be_a_hecker/iup0i6l/

Don't forget the IT "security" training thar every company makes you take.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 1, 2022 19:43:54
/r/IncelTear/comments/yj4wac/just_wear_any_costume_dumbass/iunanld/

space lasers, I think?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on November 1, 2022 13:02:08
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/yifp5p/seriously/iuk3r6f/

I mean, realistically, if I was hauling stuff of value for trade, I'd have a ship equipped with a turret and fast engines so I could run as fast as I can while making sure anyone crazy enough to chase me reconsider their life choices. 'Course, that's not an option in nms currently, but a man can dream!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 31, 2022 18:53:52
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yi72bf/print_it_on_paper/iuk3cna/

I once knew a guy who would print out copies of his code and shell scripts to share with others around the office. He would also print all of his emails to read.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 31, 2022 18:50:41
/r/DreamlightValley/comments/y87s2b/new_bug_megathread_disney_dreamlight_valley/iuk2pku/

Update today (Oct 31). The game won't load for anyone that doesn't have a PSN account (my wife and son). Mine loads fine though (I confirmed, tried playing with both my wife's profile, my son and mine... theirs took over an hour on the loading screen and basically never got there. Mine loaded up in the same amount of time it usually does).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/DreamlightValley on October 31, 2022 18:45:35
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/yifp5p/seriously/iuk2bj9/

Realistic would be either fighting back or running away... Ignoring them means that they're actively shooting at me and I keep mining rocks or whatever because even if they hit me, they're not getting through my shields.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 31, 2022 18:42:27
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/yifp5p/seriously/iuk0iyu/

No kidding, half the time if I get attacked in space I just ignore them.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 31, 2022 18:28:13
/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/y89pth/my_work_hours_are_830am5pm_no_exceptions_you_got/iujdpjj/

This is what leads to all those ridiculous, hand wringing news stories about people "quiet quitting".

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/MaliciousCompliance on October 31, 2022 15:45:43
/r/IncelTear/comments/yhnll5/remember_the_dogpill_get_ready_for_the_new_and/iuhpj7x/

Hell, *bring a pizza to the table.*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on October 31, 2022 08:46:49
/r/homeassistant/comments/yhkp5h/has_anyone_been_suing_eufy_dual_doorbell_wired/iuf1sqp/

Don't have a show, but I do have a eufy doorbell set up. The integration is really clunky as it requires two other docker containers running alongside HA to work and one of them is always shutting down without explanation, requiring HA to be restarted and heaven help you if you restart the containers in the wrong order.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on October 30, 2022 16:55:58
/r/IncelTear/comments/yh8eki/they_lost_the_war_because_their_societies_were/iuevtw3/

No kidding... The science is strong with them. Heavy /s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on October 30, 2022 16:16:05
/r/IncelTear/comments/yh8eki/they_lost_the_war_because_their_societies_were/iue6z9m/

them: "we're nowhere near manly enough to get women" also them: "If we lived in a manly society, we'd totally get all the women"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on October 30, 2022 13:33:31
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/yh8zxv/_/iudr6wh/

Here's the thing... Just because we could customize ships, doesn't mean that the procedurally generated ships cease to exist. Ship hunters could just... *not* customize and keep hunting ships. It's just like the people that apparently wanted difficulties locked. What's the point of that? If you want to start a permadeath game and not change it you could just start a permadeath game and not change it. Having the option there doesn't force you to use it. How many times have people driven cars that have the option of turn signals but never use them??

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 30, 2022 11:45:33
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yhbdk1/alright_which_one_of_you_did_this/iudngdr/

I think it's 99 tabs but I wouldn't swear to that in court lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 30, 2022 11:19:24
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yeuae9/senior_devs_going_to_important_business_meetings/iu2asqm/

It's always a dead giveaway when only one person on the team speaks during the presentation and it's not because that person is just talking over everyone else.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 27, 2022 20:52:37
/r/IncelTear/comments/yed1vw/i_finally_ran_into_one_in_the_wild_as_a_man/itznc11/

I mean, every woman I've dated has been sure to measure my wrist when I met them the first time. Fortunately for me, I am exactly .01" higher than average, so obviously I did great when I was single. /s - hopefully obviously. Honestly, I didn't get many dates because I was painfully shy - every girlfriend I had, I was approached first, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on October 27, 2022 10:02:50
/r/IncelTear/comments/yed1vw/i_finally_ran_into_one_in_the_wild_as_a_man/itzn1t5/

I think it depends on where you live. In the US, it varies by state.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on October 27, 2022 10:00:49
/r/IncelTear/comments/ydaj5m/finally_get_the_incels_to_shut_the_fuck_up_about/itxbps4/

Oh I'm not refuting what you're saying, I was just shocked when I looked it up. Especially since Florida is apparently one of the good ones in this (?!?)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on October 26, 2022 20:00:28
/r/IncelTear/comments/ydaj5m/finally_get_the_incels_to_shut_the_fuck_up_about/itvrilx/

I was curious, so I looked it up. I thought it was just one state, but it turns out it's the majority of the US where the age of consent is 16: Each U.S. state has its own general age of consent. As of August 1, 2018, the age of consent in each state in the United States is either 16 years of age, 17 years of age, or 18 years of age. The most common age of consent is 16, which is a common age of consent in most other Western countries. States where the age of consent is 16 (31): Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio,[b] Oklahoma, Pennsylvania,[c] Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, and West Virginia. States where the age of consent is 17 (6): Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, New York, and Wyoming. States where the age of consent is 18 (13): Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, Kentucky, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Texas,[d] Utah, Virginia, and Wisconsin. source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States#State_laws

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on October 26, 2022 13:43:50
/r/IncelTear/comments/ycqx8r/i_hate_what_porn_has_turned_men_into/itrhwvf/

Same with my cat. He'll sit there, staring, licking his chops... but he won't do it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on October 25, 2022 15:39:04
/r/IncelTear/comments/ycqx8r/i_hate_what_porn_has_turned_men_into/itrh9m2/

...the fuck did I just read?!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on October 25, 2022 15:34:59
/r/IncelTear/comments/yd5s5t/jfl_an_incel_afraid_of_girls/itrgy9c/

We all know how often a guy ends up being "discovered" somewhere after getting the attention of the wrong woman. Of course he's terrified! /s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on October 25, 2022 15:32:59
/r/PleX/comments/ycr3pl/anyone_elses_entire_familyfriend_circle_not/itpmyag/

The only time mine sees any use is when the Olympics comes around because I have a dvr and can record all of them. Otherwise it's just me and my kid. (wife won't touch it either)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PleX on October 25, 2022 07:57:32
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ycyqhs/woah_whos_going_to_reddit_to_solve_bugs_forget/itpkk57/

Going to my mom would be double useless... Definitely not a programmer, and definitely not who you'd go to for sympathy.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 25, 2022 07:33:33
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ycyqhs/woah_whos_going_to_reddit_to_solve_bugs_forget/itpkb7v/

Same here. My thought was "welp another pop culture reference I don't get. Probably something from squid game of dragons or whatever"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 25, 2022 07:30:58
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/yb0r4k/update_by_update_hg_have_slowly_made_exocraft/itgi8hn/

The constant in and out is what keeps me from using them. Usually if I'm traveling long distances on a planet it's because I'm looking for hot spots...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 23, 2022 10:05:02
/r/homeassistant/comments/yb10sj/tracking_infants_age_with_home_assistant/itggykb/

Is the epoch Unix standard or is it based on the second the kiddo was born? 😁

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on October 23, 2022 09:54:52
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/yap40o/artemis_showed_up_inside_my_frigates_engine_room/itg8q22/

I don't have an engine room, so... (in seriousness, nothing like this has happened to me)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 23, 2022 08:42:37
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/y6t49g/anyone_else_wish_we_could_get_these_tablets_to/isslrvm/

because if they were even slightly useful, then space battles would be even easier than they already are... "disclaimer: they're definitely better than they used to be"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 18, 2022 08:21:08
/r/aww/comments/y5ygt7/talk_about_getting_ripped_off/isqfke5/

My cat loves bottle caps, lol. So often I'll 'accidentally' drop one on the floor.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on October 17, 2022 18:50:38
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y5kfb3/does_someone_finding_your_ip_address_actually_do/ispyivi/

Oh it's definitely the most common, as far as I've never met anyone that changes the subnet from the default of whatever the router comes with, which is almost universally 192.168.*x.x*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 17, 2022 16:49:21
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y63puj/someone_didnt_get_the_linux_dev_job_they_applied/isosx1j/

Don't forget Windows CE... that's on a disturbingly large number of devices.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 17, 2022 12:12:54
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y5kfb3/does_someone_finding_your_ip_address_actually_do/isnw8hc/

Ehh around here it's about one and the same (people with more money also tend to have more connections, but they tend to buy it. "oh, he couldn't possibly be ____, he donated 10 million to the police pension fund!), but I get it. Either way, corrupt.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 17, 2022 07:52:39
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y5kfb3/does_someone_finding_your_ip_address_actually_do/isnooeu/

Me I always use 10.10.0.0/24. It's so much easier to type.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 17, 2022 06:25:35
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y5kfb3/does_someone_finding_your_ip_address_actually_do/isnodwe/

Oh we have that here too. Our system is set up such that the more money you have the more likely you are to be able to do whatever you want and walk away.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 17, 2022 06:21:40
/r/aww/comments/y5ygt7/talk_about_getting_ripped_off/ismtytv/

This is exactly why I don't buy toys for mine anymore. I'll swat em in the face with the toy and he's like "nah"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on October 16, 2022 23:48:47
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y5kfb3/does_someone_finding_your_ip_address_actually_do/isknz46/

No, it can be spoofed rather easily, especially if you're using a non-isp router, doubly so if you have custom firmware like tomato, dd-wrt, or asus-merlin. It used to be that ISP's would tie internet service to the first MAC address that connected from your home, so if you had a desktop pc but then upgraded to a router so you could have wifi, you had to spoof the desktops mac to get the internet to work despite their weird restrictions. Also, the Mac address is used when you register an ip to the ISP's dhcp server (which then uses that to route traffic) so the mac is not transmitted to the larger WAN, just the ip of your gateway.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 16, 2022 14:25:14
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y5kfb3/does_someone_finding_your_ip_address_actually_do/isklnmz/

Serious answer: swatting and other forms of harassment of the like. Swatting can be deadly, in particular.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 16, 2022 14:10:43
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y5kfb3/does_someone_finding_your_ip_address_actually_do/iskkze4/

Depends on the ISP though. Mine stays stable no matter what usually, but it's also not guaranteed to stay the same (which as you said, costs extra money). Of course it's still possible to force a new one by changing the mac address on the router and doing a release/renew.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 16, 2022 14:06:33
/r/PleX/comments/y4xzmx/convert_x264_to_x265_who_has_attempted_any/ishj4mu/

I'm pretty sure the handbrake presets were put in a decade ago and just left alone, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PleX on October 15, 2022 21:02:30
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/y40mfk/the_minecraft_and_ark_community_dont_seem_to_have/isfu5da/

Ain't that the truth... I've been thinking I either get used to it or set up every weapon available in the game... But would I really want to do that? 🤔

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 15, 2022 13:35:29
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/y40mfk/the_minecraft_and_ark_community_dont_seem_to_have/isfjebd/

Yep I was annoyed just long enough to realize I can just flip on infinite cash and buy up storage until my tech category on my ship was maxed out.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 15, 2022 12:20:47
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y4lsqv/old_programmer_knows_the_drill/isfhuyy/

Do ouija boards have curly braces yet? That might be tricky..

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 15, 2022 12:09:41
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y2yplz/how_to_spend_13_billion_to_create_the_sims_3/is8d17d/

Hahahaha I've always said there's only one thing that trickles down and it isn't money...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 13, 2022 21:10:54
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y2syel/just_started_pentesting_with_almost_no_prior/is6icth/

Oh they're fantastic, and they write so smoothly. I love them myself.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 13, 2022 13:34:04
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/y05mo0/so_i_want_some_honest_opinions_would_you_guys_be/irqymay/

The last time they did it, I think they packaged your bases to let you redeploy them anywhere. It's why I have frost crystals growing outside my main base and it's definitely not a frozen planet lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 10, 2022 07:24:09
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xzn2my/many_of_us_like_the_40_update/irnnsil/

I agree, there are a lot of little things I really like (for example, for the longest time my freighter was bugged so I couldn't recolor most of it. This update fixed it!). Hell even the inventory changes have a plus side: before the update my minotaur was so full of upgrades that I didn't have room for anything but two stacks of items (or something like that, I don't remember exactly, but it wasn't much). But now, my minotaur has a nice capacity for stuff!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 9, 2022 13:22:10
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xz8nzb/im_see_some_slight_problems_with_the_arguments/irnm8on/

Yeah you've been able to for a while. In the teleporter screen, just hit the space station filter.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 9, 2022 13:11:54
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xz8nzb/im_see_some_slight_problems_with_the_arguments/irn48ts/

No kidding. The least they could have done was gift us some of the tech slots. I don't even mind that I can't double up anymore (OK I mind, but I could live with having my hyper drive nerfed since my freighter can still go three times as far), but most of my one shot/utility upgrades were in my main inventory so stuff like translators, personal refiner, etc. were in my main inventory so I have to figure out what I want to sacrifice to get that basic stuff again until I can have enough slots to fit everything. Ugh. I've been playing since day 1 and this is the first time they've done something truly awful, but it sucks so bad.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 9, 2022 11:09:33
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xz8nzb/im_see_some_slight_problems_with_the_arguments/irn2viu/

The suit slots is what hurts most... My ships I was able to just spam slot upgrades but my suit will take hours to get back close to where it was. Of course, I had all my health and env tech in the main inventory too, so I'm out all that until I can get those slots back.. *sigh*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 9, 2022 10:59:36
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xxzh1s/is_everybody_having_a_good_time/irfjcny/

I hate to say it but I feel the exact same way. All of my ships nerfed.... Good grief. Including the solar ship I just spend hours upgrading to something spectacular.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 7, 2022 14:16:21
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xx15jj/building_doctor/ircpv9l/

Remember, code should always be seasoned to taste and al dente.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 6, 2022 21:11:14
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xx6wew/no_github/irc2jz6/

There's a one liner from joker in the Nolan Batman movie that I took to heart a long time ago. "if you're good at something, don't do it for free". I'm grateful for folks who love to share their code, but me, if I'm off the clock, I want to do other things, thanks.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 6, 2022 17:52:17
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/xwprsi/aita_for_ruining_my_exs_time_with_our_daughter/ir9nx71/

Preach. Wayyyy too much abuse is hand waved away because "but it's *family*!"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on October 6, 2022 07:29:23
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xvubik/i_thought_the_it_guy_was_joking_at_first_but_he/ir4ys2f/

This is basically your average windows user, though.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on October 5, 2022 07:37:12
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xvs83c/here_we_go/ir3hf3q/

Having to mouse around with a controller is beyond annoying, I agree.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 4, 2022 21:31:49
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xvs83c/here_we_go/ir3gwef/

It's my favorite part, seeing all the crazy guesses as to what it is.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 4, 2022 21:27:47
/r/aww/comments/xtc41d/oc_need_help_naming_this_fluffy_cloud_theme_is/iqracst/

This was exactly my idea. Mandatory

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on October 2, 2022 11:07:15
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xsw3ou/regarding_cameras_how_do_you_play_the_game_first/iqp7sxm/

1st person always. 3rd has always felt wonky to me in foot. And flying a ship in 3rd person is just wrong. There, I said it!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on October 1, 2022 22:08:38
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xpa3hl/a_conversation_with_a_muggle/iq41vnf/

Feels like extrovert/middle manager bias to me. "if you're not in a meeting, what are you doing all day?!"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 27, 2022 11:09:16
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xpa3hl/a_conversation_with_a_muggle/iq41mix/

A major bank I worked for back in the day tied productivity/bonuses to commits.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 27, 2022 11:07:30
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xnysq0/thats_weird_usually_the_ads_i_get_offer_me_things/ipyggbf/

I mean it couldn't be worth _that_ much to you... You throw it away all the time. /sorry, couldn't resist.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on September 26, 2022 07:12:33
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xo1xkq/first_time_playing_any_factory_game_loving_it_but/ipxalrj/

Eh don't stress out about it. While others have given plenty of great tips (and I agree with them), I will say that not everyone who plays this game builds gorgeous architectural marvels or spends hours planning out factories with spreadsheets and graph paper. I build and tweak and fiddle and evolve and tear down and rebuild... Just have fun ☺

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 25, 2022 22:45:23
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xntotv/oh_my_god_this_is_such_a_good_change/ipwijhq/

I really dislike combat (in any game, not about the quality of it here), so for me the QOL changes are the only ones... And they're fantastic.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 25, 2022 19:06:06
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xn3e6s/when_in_doubt_gut_reset_hard/ips7w8a/

At first I was like "typo" but then I lol'd. Nice one.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 24, 2022 20:39:31
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xl6yu0/if_im_off_the_clock_it_doesnt_bother_me/ipi7vku/

If there's one thing we can learn from the Joker is this: "If you're good at something, never do it for free"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 22, 2022 15:01:05
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xl2s8t/ficsite/iph9mpa/

I think CS made an image just like this when Satisfactory went over to Steam.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 22, 2022 11:26:51
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xkeru8/i_dont_even_know_if_countryballs_is_a_thing/iph8s8g/

More than likely, but I feel like they are *always* empty. Of course, there's probably a lot of confirmation bias involved 🙂

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 22, 2022 11:21:30
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xkv2k0/thiss_scared_me_more_than_spiders/ipgo8ta/

FICSIT has deemed that a skull is not necessary to meet production goals, so they have been removed. Please enjoy this soothing musi--oh wait.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 22, 2022 08:59:36
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xkeru8/i_dont_even_know_if_countryballs_is_a_thing/ipgksmm/

Hahaha, no I mean empty train cars. I never see them loaded with cargo.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 22, 2022 08:31:23
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xkeru8/i_dont_even_know_if_countryballs_is_a_thing/ipgdwpq/

Every now and then, I'm shocked when I actually see a train around town, and wonder where it's going because inevitably it's hauling countless empty cars.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 22, 2022 07:27:59
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xjz8q2/what_you_feel_as_a_first_year_studying_it_choose/ipbez31/

Where I went, we started with c++ to learn the fundamentals (ha), then could choose others as we went. I did both Java and visual basic (there weren't many other options and this was before python was on most people's radar as well).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 21, 2022 07:21:26
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xhhums/these_hibernation_pod_thingies_used_to_be_in_the/ioyc579/

Problem is that I'm pretty sure the timers are what they consider the entire game play loop, lol. (I kid) I've been playing since day 1 and I don't remember these things... This game has changed so much since launch lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on September 18, 2022 13:43:16
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xh9wtx/printi_just_wna_look_cool/iox6w45/

Oh... oh boy... if you want to look cool... you're not exactly in the right place... at all

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 18, 2022 08:58:49
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xeqjw2/i_finally_got_an_exotic_and_it_landed_in_my/ioilmlt/

Ha! Yep, that's how I got mine. Hundreds of hours in the game, never saw one. Then one day I'm going into the hanger and one is literally flying in at the same time and landed right in front of me.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on September 15, 2022 07:19:06
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xegk49/what_am_i_saying_to_the_crowd/ioikzvo/

Damn you, I was going to make that joke, LOL

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on September 15, 2022 07:12:36
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xe5c3m/important_information_regarding_the_new/ioh5j3e/

Ahh... A buddy of mine at work has been trying to talk me into trying that. How is it?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 14, 2022 21:45:56
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xe5c3m/important_information_regarding_the_new/iogx80b/

As always CSS is the master class in how to communicate with their fans as well as how to build a game. No worries guys, take your time! You've yet to let me down!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 14, 2022 20:43:36
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xe5c3m/important_information_regarding_the_new/iogx2zu/

What game is this? I'm just curious, in case I end up wanting to buy it and didn't know this post was referring to it, if that makes sense.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 14, 2022 20:42:34
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xe3z87/oh_ill_just_do_cs_they_said_ill_do_cs_and/ioggpfs/

I had a physics class like that... It was a nightmare. Dude literally knew exactly enough English to give the lecture too, so if anyone asked him a question, he'd just give you a blank look and repeat what he just said over and over until one of the other students answered it for him. I barely passed but it was because things were clearer in the lab.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 14, 2022 18:36:38
/r/homeassistant/comments/xdn7zd/ssd_upgrade_for_my_raspberry_pi_4/ioelfs6/

I didn't think there would be much of a difference beyond the box booting faster... I was very, *very* wrong. It's like night and day, and my system is probably on the smaller side based on what I see in the community.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on September 14, 2022 11:06:56
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xd63sh/battery_delivery_drone_depot_making_120_batteries/ioarm5e/

I'm doing a similar setup, but mine looks like ass... love it!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 13, 2022 15:42:06
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xd9qs6/how_do_i_politely_ask_them_not_to_touch_my_screen/ioaox98/

Accurate. HR is there to CYA for the Company. They do *not* exist to do anything for employees or to help them in any way. *If* they seem to do something helpful for their human resources, it's because it's in the Company's best interest to do so.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 13, 2022 15:25:22
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xcx8o2/who_else_does_this/ioannno/

and a hard limit on number of rows

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 13, 2022 15:17:34
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xcx8o2/who_else_does_this/ioan3ue/

ugh... I feel this in the core of my soul. My condolences...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 13, 2022 15:14:01
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xcx8o2/who_else_does_this/ioam7vl/

I think you're both right - 8-6, useless meetings. 6pm-next day, excel.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 13, 2022 15:08:21
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xcx8o2/who_else_does_this/ioal965/

Excel would be high tech for the bank I used to work at...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 13, 2022 15:02:08
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xcx8o2/who_else_does_this/ioaku5p/

"This new billing and payments system looks fantastic. However, the accounts receivable department uses a series of excel files stored on 3.5" floppies. Could you patch in support for those? Also, the VP of Finance says he can't pronounce that... koopa-natties... thing you were talking about so he won't spend any money on that. We already have a data center full of Solaris servers, can you use those instead?"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 13, 2022 14:59:34
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xcx8o2/who_else_does_this/ioajsd7/

If I could have all the hours back that I've spent having to scrape excel files to do something useful with them ...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 13, 2022 14:52:51
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xcbldb/rulesname_charles/io51kdf/

It was the one thing he was waiting for to finally be himself...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 12, 2022 12:24:07
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xc95ig/redid_our_hub_area_while_my_bf_is_asleep_added/io47yyc/

Ha, my first thought was that it didn't have enough fonts to be truly obnoxious.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 12, 2022 08:53:55
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xc0qqm/there_is_a_space_elevator_on_the_other_planet/io47swp/

V-Vegeta...? is that you? /yeah, I know, stupid joke. I'll see myself out.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 12, 2022 08:52:29
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xc6v2r/they_are_just_scams/io47cxu/

and here I thought they got the name after they put a dime in a "cringiest name to give a thing" vending machine and that's what popped out.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 12, 2022 08:48:51
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/xbrtwe/man_i_hated_bio_gens/io46v2k/

Critters respawn *if* you haven't built anything there... otherwise, if you have and it's still powered, they'll stay away. Otherwise, I'd find the game unplayably annoying because I much prefer chill building game over any kind of combat, lol, but I know that's just me. Sometimes, though, they do pop back up after updates - I had to clear out my nuclear plant of spiders *again* after they showed back up again when I updated to 6, but they haven't come back since.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 12, 2022 08:44:35
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xbbb47/hellogames_can_you_please_finally_fix_the/inzatzn/

I don't think you can pick them up but I've always been able to deconstruct them like any other item...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on September 11, 2022 08:42:49
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xatr98/our_view_this_morning_lush_planet_yellow_sky/inz0iqj/

Totally normal. Nothing has changed. Let's give more subsidies to Texaco because they're uhh.. Jobs? /s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on September 11, 2022 07:00:17
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/x93kkk/i_think_this_belongs_here/inm0vsk/

I mean, it's not impossible. ISPs in the US at least push *hard* to provide a landline with internet service for some bizarre reason - even my in laws, in their 60's don't have a landline anymore, though. That said, he could be on a dumb "feature" phone, too.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 8, 2022 13:03:12
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/x93kkk/i_think_this_belongs_here/inlzrzd/

Definitely not unique to IBM though!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 8, 2022 12:56:16
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/x6tiod/programming_lesson/inle1tb/

No, I didn't... but I had to write the tests for it anyway, lol. It was... bad. It was a spaghetti bowl of cross dependent functions without a single object to be found anywhere.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 8, 2022 10:38:20
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/x79c2b/when_was_your_last_fuck_that_shit_moment_that_was/incak97/

I've stubbornly been on the same save since I started playing (my plan is to just keep fiddling/growing what I have until 1.0 comes out - unless there is an update that breaks saves, which hasn't happened yet). My resolve was tested when fluids came out, though, and *all* my power infrastructure had to be reworked... You should see the insanely long pipe I ran to the nuclear without a second thought to aesthetics.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on September 6, 2022 13:49:27
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/x6tiod/programming_lesson/inc24cl/

How do you write unit tests for code that does not have units? 🤔

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 6, 2022 12:55:10
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/x1imj7/do_you_use_the_zipline/imelsp3/

yeah I'm bad at FPS, so I inevitably miss the hop more than half the time too - if I don't just slam directly into the power pole instead of the next line.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on August 30, 2022 12:35:34
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/wore3l/when_youre_just_done_with_harvesting/ikervcv/

Off-topicish: Played aperture desk job just last week and it just reminds me that I really wish valve still made games because it was just top notch even for a super short, 30 minute tutorial-in-a-game... Anyhow, back on topic, this was super cool.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on August 15, 2022 13:49:39
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/wasfg4/bug_warning_dont_leave_anything_in_your_large/ikeltev/

Wow, then it sounds like something entirely different then what I have happen, since I don't play multiplayer.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on August 15, 2022 13:10:34
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/wasfg4/bug_warning_dont_leave_anything_in_your_large/ikdkgpa/

So I've noticed that it tends to happen any time you move the freighter or use a teleporter to leave it, or to go it... so if I warp to a different system, it seems to be fine, but if I portal to a base or the space station, even in the same system, it will all be gone. Same thing if I summon it to a different location, even in the same system. Personally, I've had this bug happen on and off for years with the old refiner, and I'm really disappointed that it still happens.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on August 15, 2022 08:50:56
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/whqh16/yes_html_is_a_programming_language/ijaobjf/

It's true. My last job required me to pick up c# because we were working with stuff in SQL Server and SSIS. Having come from Java, I picked it up in a matter of hours and I was writing better code than my boss so fast that he was shocked.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on August 7, 2022 06:39:39
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/whml4h/i_think_she_might_have_javascriptinduced_ptsd/ij97kkp/

I don't know whether to up vote that or down vote it... I mean it made me laugh but also was gross? Lol

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on August 6, 2022 21:07:23
/r/FloridaGirlsonlyfans/comments/wi0r6t/im_available_for_hookup/ij967wi/

Love your tattoos, you're gorgeous

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/FloridaGirlsonlyfans on August 6, 2022 20:56:20
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/wgyqsb/first_rule_of_programming_is_to_talk_about/ij48yxb/

Our team does too... We've actually shoved the daily stand up into a daily slack thread. It's been wonderful, the whole team loves it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on August 5, 2022 19:00:38
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/wgyqsb/first_rule_of_programming_is_to_talk_about/ij48pd9/

There is definitely a kind of manager that doesn't understand people getting work done *outside* of meetings because their career has never been anything but back to back meetings. Of course they're not as bad as the ones that believe that the work day is for meetings and you need to put in an additional 4-10 hours outside of the work day to do your actual job.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on August 5, 2022 18:58:39
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/wga6q2/i_was_coding_in_front_of_my_nonprogrammer_friends/ij21ti5/

True, but the context...! ☺ (such a classic though)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on August 5, 2022 10:18:49
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/wga6q2/i_was_coding_in_front_of_my_nonprogrammer_friends/ij1g271/

I feel like if I make a sudo joke here I'm going straight to hell lol

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on August 5, 2022 07:20:06
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/we6vvf/moonlight/iiq6jqz/

These screen shots are basically what I wanted settlements to be when I first heard about them. That looks fantastic.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on August 2, 2022 21:49:16
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/weke71/idk_what_it_is_but_i_really_love_this_ship_got/iiq5seo/

When I look at this ship, I feel like the side is about to open up and space marines are going to come pouring out, with the obligatory guy in a mounted canon laying down cover fire.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on August 2, 2022 21:43:31
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/wcirzh/expedition_complete_definitely_more_relaxed_than/iiem8ru/

As soon as I saw "rogue like" in the description I knew it was not for me, lol. Respect.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 31, 2022 13:36:46
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/wcirzh/expedition_complete_definitely_more_relaxed_than/iieikz3/

There's a featured base on the anomaly (it was the one that looked like the tower of sauron, on a blue star system. It was the second one listed on mine, sorry I don't remember heat it was called). There's another planet in that system with extreme weather that has a ton of storm crystals. But as others have said, you can get it in normal yellow star systems, you just need extreme weather.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 31, 2022 13:11:08
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/wcirzh/expedition_complete_definitely_more_relaxed_than/iiei4xr/

Also works on console, but a bit of a bigger pain.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 31, 2022 13:08:00
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/wcbtvr/today_i_got_the_dream_aerial_so_i_made_it/iidu3ne/

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've done a couple dozen on my main save and have gotten jack... Expedition got a dream aerial on the third run.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 31, 2022 10:16:05
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/wchn1o/this_is_the_cloud/iidknhq/

Except we're the ones that end up paying for their stupidity, not them.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 31, 2022 08:56:31
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/wchn1o/this_is_the_cloud/iidjtwp/

It is, but a lot of business people treat it like it's a magic solution that takes no effort other than writing a check to Amazon. If your shitty code runs shitty on prem and you just port that shitty code to the cloud without making changes to it, you just have shitty code that's running on an ec2 instance of Ubuntu instead of a Unix box. I mean yeah, your uptime is probably better but that really wasn't the primary problem to begin with.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 31, 2022 08:48:51
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/wabl50/this_could_really_need_a_fix_just_saying/ii4433b/

I picked up an expedition towards the very end and although it was nice that there were tons of helper bases, the communication stations were insane. I went through a portal as part of it and when I came out the other side I actually had a hard time getting to my ship because I couldn't see it through all of them, and there were so many they actually slowed my game down to the point where it felt like a bad vacation sideshow.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 29, 2022 07:24:08
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w8yc06/ok_hear_me_out_solar_freighter/ihu9qo5/

Hey the laser turrets shoot... Sometimes. And don't hit anything... And even if they did the damage is laughable.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 27, 2022 07:52:06
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/w95c0e/butter_as_fuck/ihu95d0/

I want to hate you.... But you're too magnificent. Nice work!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 27, 2022 07:46:20
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w8dahz/still_waiting/ihs4w8y/

My 4 year old son just started showing an interest in this game recently (he previously ignored when I played it). He asked me to start building a base... And the first thing he wanted me to do was make a room for all my pets.... I had to explain to him that not only could I not do that, they wouldn't even go inside the building we made. I was as sad as he was. And I'd love for there to be a room on the freighter for our critters, too!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 26, 2022 19:17:58
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w8dahz/still_waiting/ihs4uwz/

My 4 year old son just started showing an interest in this game recently (he previously ignored when I played it). He asked me to start building a base... And the first thing he wanted me to do was make a room for all my pets.... I had to explain to him that not only could I not do that, they wouldn't even go inside the building we made. I was as sad as he was. And I'd love for there to be a room for our critters!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 26, 2022 19:17:44
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w8myph/the_prophecy_is_fulfilled/ihrt87x/

It will come full circle when someone uses it to create a new crypto currency and eats up actual hydrocarbons.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 26, 2022 17:55:00
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w8po4o/which_mask_do_you_prefer_to_wear_for_your_coding/ihr8utn/

it's the guy from the "cyber" security trainings! GET HIM!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 26, 2022 15:44:12
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w8ne4h/if_sean_wants_to_take_away_my_ramps_ill_just_make/ihr8lss/

Ahh... sorry, I totally misunderstood. I agree entirely. There's no reason to think they intend to walk away now - if they were going to do that they would have done it years ago.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 26, 2022 15:42:39
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w8ne4h/if_sean_wants_to_take_away_my_ramps_ill_just_make/ihr6s7p/

Dude I've been with the game since day 1 and have hundreds of hours and have loved it the entire time... I'm not freaking out - I'm just saying that removing them wasn't an accident. I've suspected that there are technical reasons they did that, and I think it has more to do with the fact that the inside of the freighter is no longer separate space, so if you build down into where the hanger is, its no longer magically not there - it would literally put you inside the hanger. But again, I'm guessing because there had always been a loading hitch when you went through that second door and now that's basically gone. I'm hoping the introduce ramps and stairs again soon, but eh... I've already redesigned my base around the new paradigm and I'm busy doing other stuff I'm enjoying.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 26, 2022 15:31:03
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w8fj39/im_sorry_how_much_for_this_frigate/ihr0bjb/

Nice, thanks. I guess I've just been unlucky.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 26, 2022 14:49:38
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w8ne4h/if_sean_wants_to_take_away_my_ramps_ill_just_make/ihqzpuv/

It seems intentional to me... All of the spots I had ramps in my legacy base were replaced by ladders. That takes intentional effort to code into the upgrade process. I have no idea *why* they'd do that but... There it is.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 26, 2022 14:45:48
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w8fj39/im_sorry_how_much_for_this_frigate/ihqqp2v/

wait, you can just come across these things randomly? I haven't seen one at all yet. Is there a quest line I have to start first?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 26, 2022 13:47:51
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w62071/its_all_a_matter_of_priorities/ihe21nw/

I'm guessing he means red light to preserve night vision and minimal sleep cycle disruption.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 23, 2022 20:42:31
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w5itih/hunting_for_robot_fauna_just_got_easy_thanks_to/ihbadrj/

Data miners must really piss you off (spoiler: they definitely piss me off)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 23, 2022 08:03:02
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w5itih/hunting_for_robot_fauna_just_got_easy_thanks_to/ihbaa8d/

I just wish that the graphic above it reflected the system you're in, but I can see how that might be a pain to do, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 23, 2022 08:02:01
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w56i28/joke_told_1000_times_isnt_funny_anymore/ih9r778/

Those were supposed to be jokes?! Good grief...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 22, 2022 21:55:43
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w4j7l9/ship_customization_ship_painting_fightership/ih7gu2y/

Do they do 50x more damage? I don't play permadeath. I've been killed way too many times by glitches. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if I have 10-20x more deaths to glitches than anything else.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 22, 2022 12:25:18
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w4j7l9/ship_customization_ship_painting_fightership/ih48ivn/

Painful. I'm getting 1 or 2 per hour. But I remember derelict and crashed freighters were even worse... It's one of my least favorite things to do.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 21, 2022 19:07:46
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w4j7l9/ship_customization_ship_painting_fightership/ih43ww3/

And misanthropes. Although, we don't have friends either, so.... Nevermind.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 21, 2022 18:35:21
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w4j7l9/ship_customization_ship_painting_fightership/ih43ntf/

Turrets can be a threat by themselves if they're done right.. (not saying they shouldn't have squadrons too!). I remember even with a fast ship, hanging around a star destroyer in the x-wing games was not something you did lightly.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 21, 2022 18:33:38
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w4j7l9/ship_customization_ship_painting_fightership/ih43bar/

I've been pirating to get salvaged frigate modules and when the system authorities come after me... I've been able to just ignore them and keep harvesting while they shoot at me. It makes me sad. I only have a single shield upgrade.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 21, 2022 18:31:17
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w4phai/whats_stopping_you_from_coding_like_this/ih42h5z/

He's the very image of chaotic evil for sure..

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 21, 2022 18:25:30
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w4i64u/dear_sean_murray_hello_games_please_put_this_back/ih2cdji/

I also think it looks ugly how it forces the hallway become a 4 way intersection

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 21, 2022 11:53:55
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w3iwtn/new_update_is_insane/ih2bynj/

Sorry, it totally went over my head! And you know... I honestly have no idea. You should definitely be able to gain rep as a pirate, though. *That* is something to aim for!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 21, 2022 11:51:22
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w3iwtn/new_update_is_insane/ih1pum0/

Tank: (verb)intransitive verb 1 : to lose intentionally : give up in competition 2 : to suffer rapid decline, failure, or collapse

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 21, 2022 09:24:23
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w3iwtn/new_update_is_insane/ih1fu80/

I know that, but I don't like tanking my rep like that, I'm in good standing with all three races. Plus they (used to be anyway) were rather rare, so you'd have to hit multiple systems just to get 3-4

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 21, 2022 08:01:41
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w3iwtn/new_update_is_insane/igz6tld/

Ugh, oh no. I haven't had to farm them in awhile, are salvaged frigate modules still a huge pain to get? I remember it was either find a crashed freighter and get lucky to maybe find 1, shoot up a bunch of frigates in space and destroy your rep and maybe get 3-4 or do the derelicts and get 1.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 20, 2022 18:46:06
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w3lueo/aaaaand_were_off/igz5shu/

I can't get over how just massive this update feels. I remember going through the patch notes and going "Man, that's a lot, I'm surely at the end though" then looking at the scroll bar and it wasn't even halfway down yet.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 20, 2022 18:38:09
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w30j8y/stop_slowing_down_the_transition/igv6dyj/

My gaming pc always, always lives at 254. And my pi.hole at 2

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 19, 2022 22:28:13
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w33mcc/terminal_messages_usually_contain_helpful_flags/igv5lus/

Yeah, the companies I've worked for care much more about preserving production data vs. recovering the os which can be trivially brought back from an image. That said, I'm definitely *not* saying that being able to recover that isn't completely bad ass.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 19, 2022 22:22:20
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w2hfv3/no_way/igs03lv/

Is there a troll of the year award? I Feel like he should win the troll of the year award.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 19, 2022 09:49:19
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w2hv8o/the_armstrong_update/igrz7qs/

I know what it is now!! You get a transmission and some stops and waiting and it turns out that it was from the moon landing site, which you find after you travel through a portal to a brand new galaxy... and everyone will finally find the ultimate earth-like planet to settle on: Earth.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 19, 2022 09:42:53
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w2czar/okay_you_have_a_point/igq4wcq/

The irony is that they're the ones that are usually smashing their stuff because brand whatever made an inane statement vaguely supporting human rights. (and then, of course, they quietly go back and rebuy the Nike they burned because they still need shoes)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 18, 2022 22:16:56
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w2czar/okay_you_have_a_point/igq4amy/

Then type c comes along and is willing to get nasty right side up, upside down, sideways and with whatever.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 18, 2022 22:12:25
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w2czar/okay_you_have_a_point/igq464k/

I mean when most people refer to computer towers as "cpus", are you really surprised?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 18, 2022 22:11:28
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w2267d/guys_july_20th_is_anniversary_of_neil_armstrong/igp8vbr/

I know. This was when the first one came out before you could change the camera angles and there were no guns. Both were added in the 2nd one, probably to appease the call of duty crowd.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 18, 2022 18:20:44
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w2267d/guys_july_20th_is_anniversary_of_neil_armstrong/igp49dr/

>gYM That was my favorite part of GTA: SA! I'd spend hours at the gym, tapping x so I'd look super buff and then start binge eating so I'd turn into the Kingpin!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 18, 2022 17:48:56
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w2267d/guys_july_20th_is_anniversary_of_neil_armstrong/igp3xgu/

I would love that... but man, I'd have to stay away from here for a year until the ship hunters stopped whining.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 18, 2022 17:46:42
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w2267d/guys_july_20th_is_anniversary_of_neil_armstrong/igp3kar/

I couldn't agree more. Reminds me way back in the day when a ton of people were complaining they they couldn't build a first person shooter in Little Big Planet. Like really? You have 6 million Call of Duty games. Let me have my adorable platformer where everything is made out of yarn and cloth.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 18, 2022 17:44:11
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/w2267d/guys_july_20th_is_anniversary_of_neil_armstrong/igp3486/

Maybe they'll finally fix how crooked things tend to build on moons...? Nah, gym mechanics!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 18, 2022 17:41:09
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w1jrl7/better_perks/iglatv9/

Absolutely. #1 perk of not being in the office is not having people drop by my desk 5-6 times an hour expecting me to drop everything to work on their problems (and 80% of the time was outside of my responsibilities). Dude I have to get this damn bug figured out, I don't have time to show you how to format a column in excel the way you like.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 17, 2022 21:52:09
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w1jrl7/better_perks/igla23e/

Only time I got free meals was when I was a glorified one man help desk for a health care company and that's because pharma reps would come schmooze the doctors and I'd get leftover pickings like a damn pigeon.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 17, 2022 21:45:48
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w1jrl7/better_perks/igl9hwm/

Better desk, keyboard and monitors too. I told my last boss that if the company made me go back to the office I'd stage a revolt because I wouldn't want to go back to the crappy 15" 4:3 monitor they gave me.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 17, 2022 21:41:11
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/w10j97/when_employers_want_10_years_of_experience_before/igibbk2/

I don't think it's maliciousness (always anyway). The problem is that many times the job descriptions are written by incompetent HR people who know nothing about tech and are trained for hiring for soft skills like "HR hiring manager". They probably have some corporate guide book cooked up by God know who that just has a vague list of what *everyone in the company* with the position of "systems engineer I" (a title that only exists in that company) might ever learn when the work with you're actually applying for might just want someone who knows that Java has a char data type and can write a basic if statement because they support internal tools that no one outside the company uses. Hell if they have some PhD on retainer who was one of the pioneers in machine learning and wrote a theoretical paper on it in the 90s, you're likely to see "needs 30 years of machine learning experience".

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 17, 2022 07:55:16
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vz36va/two_very_different_software_developers/ig90fo7/

I'm not, but it is where I live, lol. Fortunately that company is far in the rear view mirror.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 15, 2022 07:16:22
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vz36va/two_very_different_software_developers/ig70jfw/

Absolutely agreed. Older, wiser me would have left that job long before that point, but I had no idea what I was worth and how grossly underpaid I was.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 14, 2022 19:20:47
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vz36va/two_very_different_software_developers/ig705mq/

I once had a stint at my first corporate job where I had to cover production over night because we were short staff. Shift was from 11pm til 4am when our offshore took over. Worst part, though, my sociopath of a boss insisted I go into the office for it. Aside from the night security guys, I was the only person there. Bonus: he'd check the badge logs to make sure I wasn't working from home. There was literally no reason for me to work from the office besides his spite.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 14, 2022 19:18:01
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vz36va/two_very_different_software_developers/ig6zlbq/

I wouldn't care except the same psychopaths expect you to not leave for lunch so..... Screw that. Let me eat at my desk, else don't complain if I take a lunch break.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 14, 2022 19:13:52
/r/homeassistant/comments/vyfk3p/amazon_admits_giving_ring_camera_footage_to/ig5c7xo/

That's an awful stance to take. Your money is data on your banks server (unless you keep it all in cash under your mattress, which, hey, with inflation the way it is is not unreasonable), so if a cop asks the bank for it - specifically without a warrant- they should hand it over because it belongs to them - it's on their server. your medical records are on the hospitals EMR system so it's their data. They're free and legal to hand that out to the cops without a warrant, right? Oh wait, there's HIPAA, so they can't... maybe there should be something else protecting that. Nah, just let them do whatever, it's fine. What if you keep the video on an off site ftp server? Is that now free for anyone to have whom the host decides to give it to? Your bank owns your house if you have a mortgage. That means the bank is free to give access to your home without a warrant to anyone with a badge, right? I mean, agree to the point that the only way to make sure this doesn't happen is to host it locally, but dammit, this should *not* be legal. Just because it's not explicitly in the 4th Amendment doesn't mean that it goes against the spirit of it. For goodness sake it was written in 1791 - they could not fathom a tenth of what we have technologically today.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on July 14, 2022 12:45:19
/r/homeassistant/comments/vyfk3p/amazon_admits_giving_ring_camera_footage_to/ig44j2o/

Yeah, exactly. Like I said, technically, it should fall under the 4th. In my view, it's similar to wire tapping... but there are definitely many who think the police should be able to do whatever they want because "if you've got nothing to hide, why you worried, bro!?"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on July 14, 2022 07:28:36
/r/homeassistant/comments/vyfk3p/amazon_admits_giving_ring_camera_footage_to/ig3v48v/

Ehh technically it's illegal for the cops to obtain that without a warrant because of the 4th amendment, but this country does afford immunity to laws to anyone with a large enough bank account and anyone that has formed a corporation.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on July 14, 2022 05:33:20
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vxzfs5/nope_i_tried_to_kill_one_and_game_crashed/ig1zjx2/

True. I like the cut of your jib, lol. But I'd be remiss to point out that if they're either alive or dead, then there's no point in using anything but a boolean true/false value. 😁 ... Unless you just *really like* enums, which is fine too, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 13, 2022 18:54:18
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vxzfs5/nope_i_tried_to_kill_one_and_game_crashed/ig1z0bd/

If we're going to nitpick, then it should really just be `creature.alive == false` And what you wrote would change the value of creature.state to "use an enum". 😝

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 13, 2022 18:50:26
/r/homeassistant/comments/vxji2c/introducing_the_works_with_home_assistant_program/ig0kde1/

Yeah I agree. I mean, I recently got a lutron bridge and dimmer and found that Home Assistant was faster and easier to set up than the native lutron app.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on July 13, 2022 13:16:20
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vxzfs5/nope_i_tried_to_kill_one_and_game_crashed/ifzb18l/

`if (creature.state == "dead") {` `10/0` `}`

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 13, 2022 07:54:26
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vxg8ta/im_called_out/ifz0s7s/

It's not about the sound, it's about how it makes you *FEEEEL maaan*. And the headphones are for the humans infesting that farm of nasty that is the "office".

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 13, 2022 05:58:48
/r/antiwork/comments/vrtpwv/harsh_reality_you_just_killing_yourself/iexx3kf/

B-b-b-but Goliath National Bank says I'm part of their family!!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/antiwork on July 5, 2022 09:48:46
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vree05/and_as_you_become_a_senior_the_order_gets_inverted/ievbi44/

Absolutely agree, and not just for programming. For like 90% of stuff I prefer something I can read.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 4, 2022 17:52:56
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vr7hjq/whats_a_feature_you_would_like_to_add_to_the_game/ieug5g7/

Yeah even when I only had coal, adding it was more of a novelty than anything else.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 4, 2022 14:06:54
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vr7hjq/whats_a_feature_you_would_like_to_add_to_the_game/ieuey33/

Yeah the geothermal generators basically feel useless by the time I unlocked them..

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 4, 2022 13:58:27
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vr7hjq/whats_a_feature_you_would_like_to_add_to_the_game/ieueps9/

Yeah, right now the best solution is train tracks which is sub optimal. A large power tower that looks like the high voltage ones with a long reach and maybe only have 2 connections would be fun.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 4, 2022 13:56:48
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vr7hjq/whats_a_feature_you_would_like_to_add_to_the_game/ieudxjq/

Why not just throttle the machines? I'm not trying to be difficult, just curious on your thinking lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 4, 2022 13:51:13
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vr7hjq/whats_a_feature_you_would_like_to_add_to_the_game/ieudoos/

I'd love the status lights, especially since it can be hard to see what's going on inside buildings.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 4, 2022 13:49:29
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vr7hjq/whats_a_feature_you_would_like_to_add_to_the_game/ieucz9c/

Unfortunately the devs said renewable power isn't going to happen because they claim it basically breaks the game.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 4, 2022 13:44:27
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vr3qxz/guess_ill_tell_the_senior_dev_its_impossible/ietbywl/

Inevitably, some comment will be along the lines of "if you're trying to do this, you're a moron/doing it completely wrong/etc" but will not include any information on how to do it correctly.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 4, 2022 09:13:23
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vq5bl1/i_might_have_exaggerated_this_a_little/ieptnkl/

At that point it can be reused as corporate IT Security training!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 3, 2022 13:03:40
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vqb2l2/responsive_snake/ieofk9t/

Depends on how cold it is.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 3, 2022 05:11:51
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/vpnte8/found_an_earthlike_paradise_planet_with_no/iel2cev/

Nice! Although personally, I spend all my time on Earth... I'm lookin for some strange.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on July 2, 2022 11:10:56
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vowcgs/so_how_do_you_organize_your_transportation_names/iegq77k/

I used to do Choo based names. Oil Choo. Oil Choo Too, etc

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on July 1, 2022 11:44:29
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vmhvba/do_you_grind/ieflxqh/

Yep! I was a kid though, lol. I put the tape in a regular player once to see... It was unpleasant lol

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on July 1, 2022 05:53:39
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/vo70op/with_5_days_left_in_the_leviathan_expidition_im/iedl4z8/

Yep, me too. I saw rogue like and said nope not for me.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on June 30, 2022 18:17:02
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vmhvba/do_you_grind/ie1ia1g/

Yep, a typo. 14.4k was the bomb at the time, though. Also, we used to say "the bomb"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on June 28, 2022 07:17:19
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vmhvba/do_you_grind/ie1dzae/

Man, I started on a 1200 baud modem... I remember watching the image draw line by line on the screen.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on June 28, 2022 06:24:54
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/vmiufk/its_true_though/ie1dna3/

I was soooo happy to be able to hover pack in my nuclear power plant... And then I realized I could actually wear the blade runners. Omg.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on June 28, 2022 06:20:30
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vl8msx/tv_anchor_speaks_of_hackers_that_stole_millions/ie1d9b2/

Ha! I've had that too. Funniest part about that is that it was originally popularized as "how h4XX0r5" talk back in the day...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on June 28, 2022 06:15:13
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vl8msx/tv_anchor_speaks_of_hackers_that_stole_millions/idvdypp/

Oh those are fun. Especially since every single one I've taken over the years is 1) outdated by like 5-10 years and 2) company policy forbids half of what the training says are best practices.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on June 26, 2022 20:35:01
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vl8msx/tv_anchor_speaks_of_hackers_that_stole_millions/idvdo13/

It's better than the obligatory hacker that's sitting in the dark with a hoodie and sunglasses. One of the ones I did even has the 'hacker' wearing some weird ass headset with laser pointers mounted on his temples.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on June 26, 2022 20:32:33
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/vj8ib9/why_does_it_say_that_it_contains_inapp_purchases/idk21j5/

Ew... Price is too high. /only person on earth that doesn't like watching other people play video games.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on June 24, 2022 09:37:27
/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/ua2gbt/you_want_to_talk_to_my_manager_ok/idgl9ap/

Ah yes, the janitors of the IT world: completely unappreciated, unrecognized, but without which the entire place would cease to function. I see you.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/MaliciousCompliance on June 23, 2022 14:18:14
/r/subnautica/comments/vgwhx2/no_spoilers_grrrrrrrrrr/id7qxac/

Same here, the only one that I didn't get was the thermal reactor

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/subnautica on June 21, 2022 15:08:43
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/vbpm15/aita_for_reporting_my_daughters_teacher_to_the/icb96og/

I'll be honest, I know they exist but I've never had one or tried one, but my family is from central America, so there's a lot of American food I don't know about lol. I learned what a casserole is when I was in my 20s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on June 14, 2022 06:09:41
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/vbpm15/aita_for_reporting_my_daughters_teacher_to_the/icb8ngw/

He's white. There are a ton of white people that will refuse to believe racism exists because it doesn't happen to them.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on June 14, 2022 06:02:12
/r/insteon/comments/vapipa/psa_until_full_transparency_from_insteon/ic8jic9/

Works on mine anyway. I use it to keep my "smart" tvs dumb - not a fan of getting ad pop ups while I'm playing Playstation.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on June 13, 2022 15:05:54
/r/insteon/comments/vapipa/psa_until_full_transparency_from_insteon/ic76yps/

Really depends on the router. My asus router could do it out of the box.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on June 13, 2022 09:06:57
/r/insteon/comments/vb1pbp/insteon_great_hardware_and_i_now_know_how_little/ic75ypr/

I've been running HA sans node red for years and it can definitely do that, and easily. Node red does give you a lot of fancier stuff, but my automations don't really need tons of branching logic either.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on June 13, 2022 08:58:24
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/v3l59n/aita_for_leaving_my_husband_at_the_airport_after/ibav4cu/

NTA. Wow... That reaction. I'm starting to think men are to emotionally unstable to deal with pregnancy.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on June 5, 2022 18:27:01
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/v1zf49/thats_true_ngl/iaqik4u/

Lol and someone in a different thread just this morning said that this never happens and that women just aren't interested in STEM.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 31, 2022 21:50:10
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/v1zf49/thats_true_ngl/iaqhtu9/

Someone on this sub earlier today literally told me this never happens... That's really awful, that idiot should be reported at least.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 31, 2022 21:44:18
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/v1dsf4/makes_sense/ianhi2q/

...although to be fair I'd wager it has most to do with societal constructs that teaches women from an early age that "gIrLs CaN't dO mAtH, It'S HaRd" and "PrOgRaMiNg rEqUiReS PeNiS aNd LiViNg iN MoMs BaSeMeNt"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 31, 2022 07:46:09
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/v0xxwz/not_my_job_ツ/ial66je/

when used properly, yes... but I've seen plenty that seem to think all their variables are environmental.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 30, 2022 17:03:09
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/v0xxwz/not_my_job_ツ/iakekc2/

I don't know, I've seen shell scripts use anything from camel case to all caps to all lower... Depends entirely on who wrote it and sometimes what mood they're in.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 30, 2022 13:29:31
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/v0xxwz/not_my_job_ツ/iakeb8p/

Php? High tech. I was thinking they run a shell script with a desktop shortcut

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 30, 2022 13:27:37
/r/ASUS/comments/v0px8n/my_first_build_ill_take_any_criticism/iak5hed/

Fair enough. Looks awesome regardless!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ASUS on May 30, 2022 12:22:55
/r/ASUS/comments/v0px8n/my_first_build_ill_take_any_criticism/iaj9thi/

I wouldn't criticize, but I *just* saw this video last night. You have your cooler mounted wrong. Having it set up this way will make it noisy and shorted the life. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbGomv195sk

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ASUS on May 30, 2022 07:52:42
/r/IncelTear/comments/uzngyf/humanity_and_my_eyes/iadm3li/

I think him being your boyfriend automatically makes him a chad or normie or whatever, so doesn't qualify to being in the pedo, white supremacist, rapist club. I'm sure you're heartbroken about this./s

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on May 28, 2022 21:18:44
/r/IncelTear/comments/uzngyf/humanity_and_my_eyes/iadltb4/

Fun fact, depending on when they emigrated (immigrated? I never know which one to use), if they were Italian, they definitely didn't count as white - much like the Irish weren't 'white' by American standards for a long time, either.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on May 28, 2022 21:16:05
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/uz1unx/expedition_7lets_get_a_few_things_straight/ia98g11/

I'm with you. When I saw "roguelike" in the description, I knew it wasn't for me and moved on. Just like the combat upgrades they did - I don't like dealing with sentinels, nor do I like FPS's. I just shrugged and moved on (and then they added the piracy and improved space combat, I was all in cause that's my jam!). I mean, after all these years - having gotten the game on launch day - HG owes me *nothing*.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on May 27, 2022 20:01:36
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/uy5d5a/aita_for_going_off_on_my_soonto_be_husband_for/ia4h8jo/

NTA, but there are some big red flags here... You should seriously reconsider whether you should marry this guy, or at the very least have some hard conversations. He has a right to raise concerns about the cost of the dress... you also have a right to want the dress you think makes you look the mot beautiful. However, a healthy reaction to this - whether you fight about it or not - is to eventually come together on a solution together. Either compromise, he comes to your side, or you come to his side, and move from there. The key is that you should come to an agreement together. It is not ok to try to override the other person. This sets a very dangerous and toxic precedent for the marriage. "Why did you buy this \_\_\_? it wasn't in the budget!" "I just wanted it and I don't care what you think!" \*person A sneaks off to destroy/return/or otherwise sabotage what person B did\* Another thing to note... you guys don't sound like you have any kind of agreement as to how the finances are going to work after you're married. Are you going to have a household budget? Will you have a joint account where both of your paychecks go, or will you keep separate accounts and negotiate a split of household expenses? The "my money/your money" stuff is one of the things that will absolutely shred a marriage even if everything else is great, especially if there are other financial pressures (like job loss, unexpected expenses, etc)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on May 26, 2022 18:40:55
/r/homeassistant/comments/uybalf/5_second_delay_with_mushroom_cards/ia3gs9e/

Hm I'd definitely file a bug report then

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on May 26, 2022 14:21:18
/r/homeassistant/comments/uybalf/5_second_delay_with_mushroom_cards/ia3ehrr/

does it happen in the regular ui as well? If it does then it's probably a problem with the integration and not the mushroom cards.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on May 26, 2022 14:05:41
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/uxh4vu/the_two_sides_of_nms_players/ia1xanm/

How about multiplayer/pvp? I hate multiplayer. Always have. There is no greater way to ruin my enjoyment of a game than having another human show up in it just to harass me. But NMS added multiplayer! Oh noes! Oh wait... I can just,.... not turn it on. Problem solved - and there vast majority of people that *like* multiplayer get to enjoy that aspect of the game while I enjoy ignoring it. Win/win. I don't understand why some people feel the need to force everyone to play a game they way *they* think it needs to be played. There are entire very successful YouTube channels dedicated to playing games the "wrong way", and they're a blast.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on May 26, 2022 07:36:36
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/uxh4vu/the_two_sides_of_nms_players/ia1webp/

I mean, everyone knows that if they add repainting, Hello Games is going to send a thug to every ship hunter's house to hold a gun to their head and force them to use it... /s (obviously) I mean, if they can't handle not repainting their ships with the option is there and to just continue hunting... maybe they could add a settings toggle to remove it, just like they did with multiplayer/pvp. I've literally never seen another player on nms *and that's the way I like it*. Do a ton of people like multiplayer and/or pvp? Yep. Does it bother me that it's there, since I can turn it off and ignore it? Nope. Good grief, the argument that "they should never add X or Y feature because ***I*** don't want to ever use it!!!" is selfish and ridiculous.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on May 26, 2022 07:26:52
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/uy18lu/did_leviathan_really_need_to_be_permadeath/ia1vqdu/

I was excited until I saw the word "roguelike" in the description, and it was an automatic pass for me... I completely agree. I don't have enough time on my hands to spend hours progressing something only to have to do it over and over again.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on May 26, 2022 07:19:38
/r/IncelTear/comments/ux9ubk/this_is_the_incel_mindset_no/i9zobcy/

"ok, dude, that's just way too far" \--Adolf, probably

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/IncelTear on May 25, 2022 17:56:26
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/ux0rsn/what_have_you_guys_done_lol/i9vj653/

I'm pretty sure we got that update already.... 🪱

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on May 24, 2022 20:32:49
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/uw2fhb/the_emojis_sean_what_do_they_mean/i9ql3vj/

There was just one exception to this, but I think they found a large bug at the last minute because it was a really long time after the tweet that the update released.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on May 23, 2022 18:28:36
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/uvm2ms/its_happening_again/i9oc1fb/

The chill of no man's sky is very slowly going away... But it's OK, cause it's still a fun game.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on May 23, 2022 08:25:57
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/uvblkp/well_its_progress_still/i9m4av7/

"OMG! It got past line 43! IT GOT PAST LINE 43!!!"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 22, 2022 18:06:33
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/uuml28/how_to_make_long_straight_conveyor_belts_at_an/i9gcks5/

Hm... Placing a splitter/merger on an existing belt splits it. Could place those, and use them to extend the belt. Would end up with shorter belts but without bumps, just delete the merger/splitters afterwards.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on May 21, 2022 10:36:22
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/uugbk1/i_bet_they_dont_teach_you_this_at_coding_boot_camp/i9fxidh/

Hey zombies need smokes sometimes too. I'll see myself out.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 21, 2022 08:20:17
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/uugbk1/i_bet_they_dont_teach_you_this_at_coding_boot_camp/i9fxf6b/

Now you've done it, you've summoned Huītzilōpōchtli

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 21, 2022 08:19:20
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/uugbk1/i_bet_they_dont_teach_you_this_at_coding_boot_camp/i9fx3ij/

"but html is Turing complete!... With css" My take... If html is programming, so is writing a Word document if you add any kind of formatting.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 21, 2022 08:15:43
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/utm79p/no_noo_god_please_no_anything_but_touchscreen/i9dn72q/

Because you're a Team Player™ that Rolls with the Punches®

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 20, 2022 17:29:05
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/urzqw8/aita_for_following_my_moms_advice_about_my/i92x0k4/

NTA, 100%. Maybe you could have been more diplomatic with Becky, but when it comes to these shameless users, I'm more inclined to tell them to GTFO. If there was one thing that I learned when my kid was born, it was that women with new babies get a metric ton of BS shoved at them from every direction (including a metric ton of guilt over how and how much she's feeding the kid) and if you do as much as it sounds like you're doing to play interference on it then you're doing awesome as a husband and dad. After all, if mom is stressed, the kid is too!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on May 18, 2022 11:00:54
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/us54zm/aita_for_telling_my_brother_that_his_looks_arent/i92undr/

Ok, I thought u/Tatterhood78 had disgusting examples, but this has managed to one up those... or one down? yeah...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on May 18, 2022 10:44:26
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/us54zm/aita_for_telling_my_brother_that_his_looks_arent/i92u6xb/

Holy crap, that's nuts. I've only kept track of them peripherally... that's downright horrific.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on May 18, 2022 10:41:11
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/us54zm/aita_for_telling_my_brother_that_his_looks_arent/i92ejr0/

In my (uninformed) opinion, Nice Guys™ are incels who are actively obsessed with someone and think they're the hero in the story. Non-niceguy incels, are just creepy assholes without the pretense. For example, if Sebastian had instead of doing what he did, pretended to befriend her and then spent every moment vilifying anyone that she dated, waiting for her to "see the light" and date him. In fact, I'd wager Nice Guys™ don't even realize they hate women half the time, but I'm not in their head so who knows. Regular ol' incels definitely hate women even if they don't always come out and say it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on May 18, 2022 08:38:23
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/us54zm/aita_for_telling_my_brother_that_his_looks_arent/i92e6gk/

yep, mixed in with a fair bit of contempt and disgust, almost like they're spitting on the word as they're saying it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on May 18, 2022 08:35:00
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/us54zm/aita_for_telling_my_brother_that_his_looks_arent/i92dyc1/

I envy you, dude. Seriously, though, if he's throwing those terms around it's definitely probable that he's jumped into that particular cesspool of misogyny.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on May 18, 2022 08:32:57
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/us54zm/aita_for_telling_my_brother_that_his_looks_arent/i92doms/

Don't forget, Incels believe that all men deserve to have a woman issued to them at puberty and they have to do no other effort to actually be someone that someone would want to spend time with.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on May 18, 2022 08:30:29
/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ulz96c/aita_for_taking_family_photos_to_send_out_without/i8mtil2/

It's one of my favorites as well. Didn't read it in school, either.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AmItheAsshole on May 14, 2022 19:23:38
/r/AndroidAuto/comments/unirsx/new_android_auto_ui_confirmed_at_io_2022/i8az4wo/

Google auto. Google car. Google drive. Because they claimed Android is confusing to users when they change Android pay to Google pay before they replaced it with Google Pay (India)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AndroidAuto on May 12, 2022 07:23:34
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ulm3de/saw_this_had_to_share_here/i7wlnfh/

A friend of mine recently told me about the filing system one of the courts he works with.... They allowed 8 character passwords. No numbers, no special characters... And it had to be exactly 8 characters.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on May 9, 2022 07:01:58
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/uijfo6/i_dont_want_to_hear_a_thing_about_my_floating/i7dbcss/

Yeah in all seriousness, it's probably an art piece and the brick wall is made of something light but durable... Still cool though. Edit to add: in fact I'm pretty sure I can see a square outline where the foundation probably is.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on May 4, 2022 21:15:14
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ui1apd/alright_which_one_of_you_is_responsible_for_this/i7cw2un/

Cliché comment, but I really did come here specifically hoping someone made this reference.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on May 4, 2022 19:21:50
/r/homeassistant/comments/ufs3hz/rant_if_you_post_photos_of_your_dashboard_do/i6wgmy5/

Even pointing out the names of third party dashboard goodies (especially if they can be easily installed via HACS) would be huge.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on May 1, 2022 09:09:35
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/udmkpy/didnt_think_oracle_was_that_bad/i6iln1v/

Poster sponsored by MS SQL Server. "We only torture humans"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 28, 2022 06:22:49
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/u96heo/boyfriend/i5qcxvx/

OMG TAKE MY MONEY I'M GONNA HODL TO THE MOON!!! /or something like that? Did I do it right?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 22, 2022 06:26:14
/r/insteon/comments/u8njjj/got_an_email_thats_supposedly_from_smartlabs/i5monuo/

Always the best advice in the notes, but I figured I'd share on here as a heads up to others in case the scanner sharks are already circling (and they probably are)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on April 21, 2022 11:47:49
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/u892mu/psa_big_game_announcement_this_friday_april_22/i5m6tcm/

I'm pretty sure they've hinted that there will be at least one more tier (two would be awesome though)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on April 21, 2022 09:46:43
/r/insteon/comments/u8njjj/got_an_email_thats_supposedly_from_smartlabs/i5m4czm/

Thanks, the domain seemed sketchy and I was afraid to click.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on April 21, 2022 09:28:41
/r/insteon/comments/u7gb7k/options_for_changing_to_new_switches/i5lwu3o/

It can, actually. You can use automations or tie them together as a custom device - basically, you can tell home assistant "this button means turn on that light. Use the status of that light to determine the status of the light, and update all associated switches accordingly. Oh and you can get the brightness from the brightness of whatever". It's pretty fancy: [https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/light.template/](https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/light.template/) For example, here's what I used to replace the scene that controls my bedroom: ``` - platform: template lights: bedroom_dim: friendly_name: "Bedroom Lights" level_template: "{{ state_attr('light.keypad_with_dimmer_46_48_d8_main','brightness')|int }}" value_template: "{{ states('light.keypad_with_dimmer_46_48_d8_main') }}" turn_on: service: insteon.scene_on data: group: 9 turn_off: service: insteon.scene_off data: group: 9 set_level: service: light.turn_on data_template: entity_id: light.keypad_with_dimmer_46_48_d8_main brightness: "{{ brightness }}"```

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on April 21, 2022 08:28:04
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/u892mu/psa_big_game_announcement_this_friday_april_22/i5lvi2o/

I've been on the same save since early access opened, so no it's never \[been\] required to restart. Although the fluids update almost got me to the point of restarting because it was so very painful to get my nuclear working again.... but at the end, I had fun doing that. My plan is to only start over when 1.0 lands with the story because I feel like an already started save might not be great with starting the story from scratch - unless they somehow plan for that, and they might. CSS has shown themselves to be some of the best game devs I've ever seen. It's seriously shocking that this early access game about building a factory is more stable and polished than newly release AAA offerings from multi-million dollar studios.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on April 21, 2022 08:16:21
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/u892mu/psa_big_game_announcement_this_friday_april_22/i5ltp7d/

No matter how many times someone says that, my first reaction is always... Ew. Lol

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on April 21, 2022 07:59:41
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/u5xzq8/ok_which_one_of_you_is_it/i575xr3/

The one time that "feature" turns out to be useful, lol

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on April 18, 2022 08:03:30
/r/insteon/comments/u4svji/today_i_switched_my_insteon_hub_2245222_to_work/i50cpxv/

Oh there is in the switch itself, I thought you meant via home assistant sorry. Might be able to find a pdf of the manual. You can also set the dim rate.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on April 16, 2022 18:09:41
/r/insteon/comments/u4svji/today_i_switched_my_insteon_hub_2245222_to_work/i5042ev/

I've been using mine with just the hub for a few years now, and it works fine.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on April 16, 2022 17:04:36
/r/insteon/comments/u4svji/today_i_switched_my_insteon_hub_2245222_to_work/i503iof/

This should do the trick: [https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/light/#default-turn-on-values](https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/light/#default-turn-on-values) alternatively, you could leverage this blueprint: [https://community.home-assistant.io/t/default-turn-on-brightness-color-temperature-for-lights/264607](https://community.home-assistant.io/t/default-turn-on-brightness-color-temperature-for-lights/264607)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on April 16, 2022 17:00:32
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/u52g1p/can_someone_explain_how_i_stop_the_vehicles/i4ztx2z/

Hmm maybe? I don't know either way if that's true.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on April 16, 2022 15:48:54
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/u52g1p/can_someone_explain_how_i_stop_the_vehicles/i4ztnsp/

I don't think the textures are anything more than an image, the model for all of the foundations are the same...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on April 16, 2022 15:46:55
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/u4vvls/every_class_you_break_every_fix_you_fake_ill_be/i4zrerr/

IDE: wtf is wrong with you, that variable doesn't exist! Me: I'm setting it up now, cool it! IDE: you moron, you never used that variab--oh ok, that goes there, I see... Urge to kill... Falling... Me: *sighs*

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 16, 2022 15:29:47
/r/insteon/comments/u4mna0/is_insteon_out_of_business/i4xv8g7/

Fwiw, home assistant works with a ton of stuff and I strongly recommend it. In my eyes it's worth investing in either way. ☺

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on April 16, 2022 05:49:09
/r/insteon/comments/u4mna0/is_insteon_out_of_business/i4xv3we/

Home assistant does have phone apps Btw.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/insteon on April 16, 2022 05:47:20
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/u3o70o/hacking_in_movies_vs_behind_the_scene_of_that/i4rp7ka/

Need to add something to make the hack take longer as it gets closer to 100% too...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 14, 2022 19:57:17
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/u39cro/i_would_like_to_take_a_moment_to_password_shame/i4prnop/

Ha, yep. I long ago started filling those out with super long, randomly generated strings and storing those in my password manager.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 14, 2022 12:03:20
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/u2pvna/thought_id_put_this_here_go_nuts/i4pfjfn/

Well, enemies actually managed to take my shield down, so I'd say so. Still, I'd want to actually sweat about it and it's not quite there, yet.... that said, I've had a lot more fun dogfighting in this game than I've had ever.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on April 14, 2022 10:44:18
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/u39cro/i_would_like_to_take_a_moment_to_password_shame/i4pcgr8/

ah yes, sms, which is about as secure as a wet paper bag

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 14, 2022 10:23:29
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/u39cro/i_would_like_to_take_a_moment_to_password_shame/i4pbfoq/

Banks are among the worst offenders for security in general.... still using SMS for 2fa (if they allow 2fa at all), bizarre password restrictions (must use special characters. Special characters allowed: "!@", no others), security questions (i.e. let's allow anyone that can look you up on facebook the ability to access your account), etc. I'd bet that someone in there said "we should really increase the size of the password field in the database. Just because someone put a 6 character pin as the default size 20 years ago, doesn't mean it's a good idea now" "ok, what do we need to do to implement that" "about X hours of code, and we'd have to increase the disk space for the database slightly" "that's going to cost money. How about just making them use a number, that should do it"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 14, 2022 10:16:23
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/u2lx8k/hes_done_it_again/i4jztql/

....maybe.... space combat upgrades....??? it's probably just a pirate hat and/or emote. /I admit I'm trying to keep my hopes in check

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on April 13, 2022 08:07:26
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/u2lx8k/hes_done_it_again/i4jzhkd/

I seem to have made a mess of myself at the thought of it...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on April 13, 2022 08:04:20
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/u13ewy/my_boss_send_me_this_on_linkedin/i4at6mm/

Cause they didn't write "shadows" on the dog. ... In all seriousness, I didn't think that deeply about it, LOL.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 11, 2022 10:46:57
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/u0ucbf/story_of_my_life/i4a7zjd/

I've had this happen too. The best is when I thought it was working fine, but when I made that change that "broke" it, I realized that the reason it broke is that it was never actually working in the first place, I just didn't have any straight up compile errors.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 11, 2022 08:03:50
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/u14gai/data_or_data/i4a7a0q/

That's how I read it

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 11, 2022 07:57:08
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/tzvsba/control_room_for_my_75_gw_self_contained_zero/i42uw7p/

>wall mount switches I think I saw this on the questions site - upvote!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on April 9, 2022 16:36:06
/r/PleX/comments/tyim9x/watchlist_is_a_backdoor_into_discover_unrestricted/i3wccoo/

Yeah, I really wanted to have a less hands on approach because the dvr I use is regularly adding/removing stuff and I didn't want to have to constantly micromanage it, but if my library was more stable, I probably would have done the same.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PleX on April 8, 2022 09:30:51
/r/PleX/comments/tyim9x/watchlist_is_a_backdoor_into_discover_unrestricted/i3w0fo5/

yeah, Plex's kids profile is really half-baked. We shouldn't have to go through all that ridiculousness.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PleX on April 8, 2022 07:55:18
/r/PleX/comments/tyim9x/watchlist_is_a_backdoor_into_discover_unrestricted/i3w07kx/

I'm running this guy: [https://gist.github.com/JonnyWong16/4cfcf8ea50dab1b720b4d30e9a01835c](https://gist.github.com/JonnyWong16/4cfcf8ea50dab1b720b4d30e9a01835c) along with a tautulli [https://tautulli.com/](https://tautulli.com/). Just followed the instructions on getting it running. Then, for the kids profile, I simply \*disabled\* the built in kids mode, then added a filter for the label and a rating filter just as a backup in case the genre filter I used isn't perfect (no issues so far though).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PleX on April 8, 2022 07:53:14
/r/PleX/comments/tyim9x/watchlist_is_a_backdoor_into_discover_unrestricted/i3vo7xi/

I ended up ditching it because the kids profile only filters by rating and won't let you do anything else... So not I run a script that auto scans the Metadata, sticks it in a special category if it has "children" in the genre, and it works a lot better. Otherwise it would include a bunch of gome improvement shows my wife likes to watch... Ugh.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/PleX on April 8, 2022 05:37:19
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/twszje/im_hacking_the_mainframe/i3k0l99/

I read this entire exchange in an overdramatic anime scene but I have no idea why.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 5, 2022 19:15:26
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/tughop/youre_using_the_terrain_manipulator_on_a_large/i33yyzr/

Nope. In fact I've long suspected that the same is true for gathering stuff with the mining laser. The faster it mines, the less you get - but I've never tested it, I just suspect it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on April 2, 2022 10:15:15
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ts2m8l/damn_javascript/i2z6nwe/

I'm pretty sure he meant when you're creating a password. "you must use mixed case, numbers, and special characters. No, not *those* special characters. No, if you don't know what they are already, I'm not telling you."

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 1, 2022 08:49:46
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ts2m8l/damn_javascript/i2z6bqf/

Generally hackers aren't brute forcing passwords anymore - they rely more on known compromised passwords and rainbow tables that are filled with common passwords and their variants (like using l33t sp34k in your password) - or to just find a vulnerability in the system and exploit that to get access to data more directly. It takes a lot less time and effort to go that route.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on April 1, 2022 08:47:01
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/tpfi99/neo_tokio/i2b2hac/

Seriously! I once joked that they obviously have different assets than I do, lol.... man, the downvotes. Reddit. Go figure.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on March 27, 2022 08:41:18
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tnja6r/512_people_would_be_more_odd_wont_it/i22c1fn/

True, but a lot of the non-technical people I know would check out about halfway through that sentence and go "I don't care".

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 25, 2022 09:48:54
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tnja6r/512_people_would_be_more_odd_wont_it/i224sqg/

a cobra! no wait, a \*boom\* pythoooooooooooooooon.....

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 25, 2022 08:51:32
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tnja6r/512_people_would_be_more_odd_wont_it/i224jk1/

The irony is that they probably thought they were simplifying it for a non-technical audience

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 25, 2022 08:49:21
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tkph0g/never_settle/i1s9ga4/

This exactly. I once got a job working with cloud architecture/deployment because I run docker containers at home and I spoke on it at length in the job interview despite having worked exclusively for healthcare and banking companies that don't even know how to spell 'cloud'.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 23, 2022 08:07:22
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tht2sm/now_thats_dedication/i1ed819/

Not necessarily only casuals either, my last two workplaceshad github entirely blocked as a "security threat" in fact, if you tried to go there, one of them would report it to your manager. (although mine ignored those because he knew they were stupid)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 20, 2022 09:02:30
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tf8yof/interviews/i0voxoj/

I am, thanks! Same for you. The sad irony is that despite the Technical Debt Incurred by Stupidity, it was actually one of the better jobs I've had because the boss was fantastic and I had a great team. Unfortunately, we didn't have the ability to do much more than complain about how crappy the systems we were using were and do our best to clean up their messes with better data models internally and code our way around it for our own end users (who were basically the same larger team).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 16, 2022 09:06:57
/r/homeassistant/comments/tfg3yw/home_assistant_addonnginx/i0vnssu/

Best way to troubleshoot is to remove potential failure points and go from there. For example, start with "can I reach ha?", then try to access it locally through nginx without ssl then try with. Then try the domain. Etc. Run an nslookup on the domain, too, to make sure the ip is resolving correctly. Network problems can be a big pain to troubleshoot, but not impossible!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on March 16, 2022 08:57:23
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tf8yof/interviews/i0vmd9d/

Ouch... been there! At a previous employer, I had the aforementioned 400 column tables, with multiple columns named id (and the only way to get a unique entity was to combine two separate id fields with a third column that had a completely innocuous name). No FKs anywhere, even though the setup was supposed to be relational. Oh and they were obsessed with abbreviating everything, but were never consistent on *how.* For example, something like "member" might show up as "memb", "mbr", "mmbr", "membr", or "member". "Date" could be "dt", "d", "dte", "ds", "dts", "ts".... and no, it had nothing to do with the datatype if that's what you're thinking. The same company also had no less than 5 database technologies being used anywhere seemingly at random - everything from SQL Server, Oracle, PLSQL, Mysql, MongoDB, and a few others I know I'm forgetting.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 16, 2022 08:45:05
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tf8yof/interviews/i0vhyvw/

It's all in one table with 400 columns. Our data architect said it would work best that way!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 16, 2022 08:04:43
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/teoov5/conveyor_cake_cw_flickering/i0t5fwv/

For some reason I read your post in a 80's school film narrator voice.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on March 15, 2022 18:24:33
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/teks9p/javascript_debugging_in_a_nutshell/i0qwfwl/

You've never seen someone try to run a 1000 line insert?? More seriously, a stored procedure can easily be that long, sometimes.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 15, 2022 09:30:46
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/teks9p/javascript_debugging_in_a_nutshell/i0qj74b/

SQL: "Oh you want to know where it failed? Uh... hold on" \*throws dart\* "There you are, line uh 843"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 15, 2022 07:26:48
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/td4sui/how_did_i_miss_it/i0iueci/

Or an hour running back and fourth trying to figure out why it's broken only to finally realize that the splitter did something weird and the belt that looks like it's connected, isn't.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on March 13, 2022 14:53:53
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tcov3b/is_that_true_from_programming_with_meme_facebook/i0f8pbz/

Computer science in my university was in the college of engineering, so therefore had all of the same pre-reqs. I.e., you had three semesters of calculus, and three of physics and other stuff (it's been 20 years, I don't remember) before you could even *apply -* not a single line of code written yet.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 12, 2022 17:29:34
/r/antiwork/comments/taflhd/just_ended_an_interview_early_when_asked_to_fill/i08g89n/

I mean, cut and paste is named that because that's what people did back in the day. Cut from one doc, paste it to another, and then run it through the photocopier. Sorry, a photocopier is like a smartphone with just the camera app attached to a device that squirts black stuff on dead so that you can take a picture of a thing and then paste fit on the dead tree. /being silly, not making fun.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/antiwork on March 11, 2022 07:50:56
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/tb645r/this_pet_got_some_cake/i06hwui/

Me: "I have seen everything in NMS" also me: "welp. That's new"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on March 10, 2022 19:44:54
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/t8pqbd/this_is_the_only_animal_in_this_planeti_dont_know/hzrobrb/

The Mighty Stick, of course, killed off all other life on the planet in their quest to be the biggest wood around.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on March 7, 2022 18:19:40
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/t7upef/package_unpackage_package_unpackage_package/hzmbdj9/

So Um... Why would you want that? Wouldn't it be simpler to just use a lower tier belt if you really wanted to slow it down, or better yet, underclock the machines.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on March 6, 2022 15:45:23
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/t7b73n/too_small_to_notice_or_too_difficult_to_explain/hzhg1vy/

"jake spent 18 hours refactoring something that reduced the function from 8 lines to 7. It improved performance by 1/100th of a ms on average in an edge case that happens maybe once a month"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 5, 2022 14:11:30
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/t708sn/key_to_relationships/hzgu775/

Yeah that data was meant to feed another api...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 5, 2022 11:36:46
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/t708sn/key_to_relationships/hzgezqr/

Ouch, been there. Most recently at a previous employer, I spent 45 minutes arguing with a developer that he really needed to use primary keys and indexes in the database we were building to house data we were getting from a 3rd party api. I lost the argument on the short term because I was a lowly BA at the time and he was the Sr engineer. I won it in the long term because their db performance ground to a halt after 6 months and our clients were getting timeouts.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on March 5, 2022 09:42:31
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/t5sohz/whenever_space_pirates_decide_to_roll_up_on_me/hz84tui/

You could shut your engines off, park your ship, get a sandwich, and you'd still have 90% of your shields left when you got back...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on March 3, 2022 15:05:15
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/t5sohz/whenever_space_pirates_decide_to_roll_up_on_me/hz84p2m/

he's riding into battle on an overweight cow while we're flying around on thoroughbred warhorses...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on March 3, 2022 15:04:23
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/t5sohz/whenever_space_pirates_decide_to_roll_up_on_me/hz847dp/

more like: \*sigh\* again? then, boost until pulse is available again and keep going about my business. It's so boring I don't even bother anymore.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on March 3, 2022 15:01:09
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/t3j3b9/explain_no_mans_sky_to_a_new_player_wrong_answers/hywp4gd/

Fortunately, after hundreds of hours of play, this no longer panics me thinking I have way too much protection left, instead of very little as I was expecting.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on March 1, 2022 08:17:16
/r/homeassistant/comments/t2jz3n/something_is_eating_disk_space_how_can_i_stop_it/hypcl42/

Uh suppose someone dumb set up a docker and didn't know this, hypothetically how would such a fictitious person change that? Um, asking for a friend.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 27, 2022 17:44:47
/r/homeassistant/comments/t2h3rb/my_coffee_machine_turns_on_when_i_remove_my_phone/hyoy760/

I thought that it could only do it based on time of day, though, and couldn't take other parameters. Go figure. But I've always preferred to use Tasker for it, especially when I was on call back in the day - I had some special rules to change dnd behavior if I had a calendar entry called on call.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 27, 2022 16:06:48
/r/homeassistant/comments/t2h3rb/my_coffee_machine_turns_on_when_i_remove_my_phone/hyn494e/

It does? Wow, how long has it had that? I've only had that automated in Tasker since the beginning of time, lol...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 27, 2022 08:33:07
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/t1oer6/dunno_if_this_has_been_seen_but_here_ya_go/hyitwri/

Honestly, not bad considering it doesn't have controller support. I'd probably just stream it from my main PC anyway.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 26, 2022 10:26:00
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/t12eih/what_do_you_got_be_honest_with_me/hygc9px/

I use lastpass, but yeah. (my company pays for a free lastpass families account, so...)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 25, 2022 19:32:46
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/t1cl8c/love_when_i_get_my_coding_questions_answered_this/hygboh1/

The real OG's go back and edit their comments to include new language features and libraries, though!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 25, 2022 19:28:15
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/t127ma/a_warning_from_those_before_us/hygbeqs/

Dude it's rude to stick your finger in the goo human without asking. Were you raised in a **barn**??

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 25, 2022 19:26:11
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/t0std5/hmmm/hydldsk/

Traveler's triangle?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 25, 2022 08:24:15
/r/homeassistant/comments/t0nqqy/hilarious_yet_100_reliable_and_precise_bed_slats/hydk34q/

I was really confused by your description until I looked at the picture and then I just had to laugh at the beautiful absurdity and simplicity of it. I love it!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 25, 2022 08:12:50
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/syznfw/i_find_this_review_kinda_hilarius/hy3tci9/

Much like a Doctor Who episode where he visits the far future and discovers that written language has turned entirely to emojis. It made me chuckle. Of course, I'd argue that the internet is causing the English to change exponentially faster than it has before.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 23, 2022 09:54:10
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sxy3au/never_have_i_been_so_offended_by_book/hy3t5z7/

Apparently I totally didn't recognize her without the Cpt. Marvel outfit... go figure. Thanks!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 23, 2022 09:52:55
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/syznfw/i_find_this_review_kinda_hilarius/hy3hsc5/

Reminds me of playing LittleBigPlanet years ago and the flood of people complaining that you couldn't make it a FPS. "This game is ok, but you know what it really needs? Shootin'"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 23, 2022 08:24:06
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/syznfw/i_find_this_review_kinda_hilarius/hy3h3ad/

It's not fair, my parents just had to deal with weird slang they're not familiar with... I have to deal with people who's writing is just this side of a monkey angrily banging on a keyboard. My cat makes more sense when he walks on it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 23, 2022 08:18:01
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/syznfw/i_find_this_review_kinda_hilarius/hy3gnsl/

I mean, even a single comma or period would have helped...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 23, 2022 08:14:08
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/syznfw/i_find_this_review_kinda_hilarius/hy3g9tv/

I'm glad I'm not the only one...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 23, 2022 08:10:36
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sxy3au/never_have_i_been_so_offended_by_book/hy3drxj/

I'm totally missing something here...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 23, 2022 07:47:05
/r/homeassistant/comments/sy3oum/finally_got_around_to_using_trigger_ids_they_are/hxwglyi/

Lol well, they improved the automation in HA right as I was starting to think about moving to node red, so it was just lucky timing for me.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 21, 2022 19:19:13
/r/homeassistant/comments/sy3oum/finally_got_around_to_using_trigger_ids_they_are/hxwaayl/

Yeah, the triggers can basically make something like that a single automation.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 21, 2022 18:33:05
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/sx6h6a/the_new_update_lets_the_minotaur_turn_on_a_dime/hxtwsb4/

I'd be happy if the jump jets were faster, too. (Although I'd definitely prefer them to just move faster). A mech should not be slower than traversing by foot.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 21, 2022 08:42:55
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sx1fse/has_this_ever_happened_to_you/hxq6aug/

"guess you're starting over. Sorry, I'm busy with new clients"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 20, 2022 12:38:35
/r/homeassistant/comments/swi4wj/home_assistant_failure_and_redundancy/hxozuyr/

So I don't know how much this helps - hardware failure is something that's so rare at home, I just don't see the point of setting up an expensive rig to manage it - but I run my HA setup in docker and I added a simple health check to the container. Now, I have more than one way to access my system - I can VPN to the router and access everything from there. I also have portainer running for a simple gui to docker, which is protected by a nginx reverse proxy that uses authelia with 2fa to protect it, etc. Anyhow, if the docker container goes sideways, the health check can let me know and then I can simply restart the container and I'm off and running. Simply add this to your docker-compose.yml: healthcheck: test: "curl --connect-timeout 10 --silent -f http://127.0.0.1:8123/ || exit 1" interval: 45s timeout: 30s retries: 3 I believe there *is* an image out there that can automatically restart unhealthy containers out there, but I personally preferred the notification.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 20, 2022 06:48:17
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/swvo4o/deleted_by_user/hxouzgr/

It's been many years since I've been in the dating scene, thank God... But I see it hasn't changed a bit. You'd think the chat bots would at least have improved in quality since then but I guess not.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 20, 2022 05:42:04
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/svsm7o/yes_indeed/hxkai6p/

Yep, somehow this is the first line of code: If (true = true) { return 0; }

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 19, 2022 05:26:27
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/svnq3e/tell_me_your_favorite_error_message/hxiviwn/

I do that and then add whatever vars I might be working on "the string you gave me is..." "the string from the db is..." "your string \_\_\_ should match the db string \_\_\_" etc.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 18, 2022 20:27:28
/r/homeassistant/comments/svg8s8/home_assistant_docs_is_a_nightmare_a_new_user/hxirtco/

Here's the weird one... companies used to do customers support in places.... other than twitter!??

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 18, 2022 19:57:34
/r/homeassistant/comments/svg8s8/home_assistant_docs_is_a_nightmare_a_new_user/hxg46sh/

The forums are legitimately awful. At best, you get no reply. At worst, what you said. In fact, I have posts on there that have still gone unanswered after *months*. Whereas a post here was answered with awesome information, within *minutes*. The reddit community should *not* be more helpful than the official one... (not a ding on reddit - definitely one on the official forum).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 18, 2022 09:11:29
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/sutbvv/sentinels_aint_no_joke_no_more_guys_my_fight_with/hxc79oe/

I haven't fought regular ones yet, but my settlement was under attack when I loaded it up and I thought "great timing". Until I realized that they were all just floating there doing nothing. There was one that was firing very slowly at the building at the middle of the settlement, but they all just floated there until they died.... I'm going to guess this was a bug, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 17, 2022 13:18:03
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sti0p0/you_cant_disagree/hx5z5a3/

With random words from *other* languages hiding in the pockets!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 16, 2022 07:40:07
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/stbhnd/my_software_engineering_job_these_days/hx5rq9a/

Yeah, he was an FTE, and even if he was a contractor, the company kept a tight 40 hour limit on them. He gained nothing but lost sleep.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 16, 2022 06:21:34
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/stbhnd/my_software_engineering_job_these_days/hx5oo14/

Salaried. Didn't get overtime. If we got overtime, I wouldn't have bothered automating it, either!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 16, 2022 05:43:03
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/stbhnd/my_software_engineering_job_these_days/hx5oi4s/

Salaried, but not hourly. If it was hourly I'd get it...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 16, 2022 05:40:58
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/stbhnd/my_software_engineering_job_these_days/hx485ga/

Oh... That's the best part... I did. Shell script that cut the process down to about 20 minutes with some parallel threading... He wouldn't use it. I forgot about that part. I could never figure out if he just wanted to waste his time or if he was just that bad at his job.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 15, 2022 20:47:02
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/stbhnd/my_software_engineering_job_these_days/hx3y50v/

Dude at one of my previous jobs manually did the software deployments for years, across a 16 node cluster, step by step. He would take 8 hours on Saturdays at 3am to do this, every deployment. Never once considered even writing a shell script to do it. Each. Individual. Step. Copy. Paste. Enter. For 8 hours. At 3am on the weekend.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 15, 2022 19:31:53
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/st8f7u/guns_improvement_to_the_combat_system_since_we/hx3vkoy/

Jokes on us... They're adding sprinklers for our lawns. We can then watch the procedurally generated grass grow! /trying to keep my hype down!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 15, 2022 19:12:50
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/st1gxl/is_it_sorry_if_repost/hx3v4tm/

Check out w3schools for it. It's not that hard, you can get it!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 15, 2022 19:09:32
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/sson82/here_we_go_again/hwz7avh/

Ship decomposition? did I miss a big update? I tend to play in spurts...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 14, 2022 20:04:51
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/sson82/here_we_go_again/hwz77dl/

Are they? I've found multiplayer things obnoxiously spammy... like having hundreds of message modules at a location to the point of causing my ps4 to slow down to a crawl until I get away from them.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 14, 2022 20:04:04
/r/homeassistant/comments/ssmvry/people_working_from_home_how_do_you_let_your/hwz5cy5/

Unfortunately, yes. They're what keep me from doing anything useful all day...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 14, 2022 19:49:12
/r/homeassistant/comments/ssp1ps/how_to_create_trigger_and_delay_to_condition/hwz4sj0/

I've found that my motion sensor triggers pretty quickly and reliably. The easiest thing to do might be to fiddle with the motion sensor so that the person at the doorbell triggers the motion sensor at the right time. Trial and error tends to work best for that sort of thing in my experience.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 14, 2022 19:44:39
/r/homeassistant/comments/ssmvry/people_working_from_home_how_do_you_let_your/hwz3v8p/

The only problem is when you're pulling into an unscheduled meeting

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 14, 2022 19:37:15
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/sson82/here_we_go_again/hwz3kdx/

Mine has never been on, even when I start a new game for an expedition. But I also keep multiplayer in it's entirety off, so that might be it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 14, 2022 19:34:50
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/sson82/here_we_go_again/hwz33hw/

I hope that if it does happen, that it'll include improvements in ship to ship combat too... but I think that's *way* unlikely. I couldn't care less about turning nms into call of duty, but I love space shooters (yeah, I know, still pew pew guns, but it's what I like, alright?)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 14, 2022 19:31:06
/r/homeassistant/comments/sryjwm/not_very_fancy_but_im_super_proud_of_my_latest/hwxw2su/

Not going to lie, this comment made me giggle way more than it should have. I love that I've never heard the term Jazz Cabbage and I know what you're talking about, cause it's just like that.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 14, 2022 13:59:13
/r/homeassistant/comments/sryjwm/not_very_fancy_but_im_super_proud_of_my_latest/hwxq8r4/

hm... yes... "plants". Snark aside, that's really impressive!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 14, 2022 13:19:59
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/sr2c5g/aint_this_the_truth/hwriw99/

Ohh I never thought of that. It sold tskr a bit of time, right? Since the stuff in the machines would have to process through?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 13, 2022 05:45:50
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sqy7wq/uncanny_database/hwqcgr5/

right after you parse these low res scanned pdfs of a handwritten document that only exists because some old doctor didn't want to use the EMR system.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 12, 2022 22:11:02
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/sr2c5g/aint_this_the_truth/hwq8uly/

Confirmed, my pioneer has no hair...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 12, 2022 21:42:09
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/squjm3/i_hope_they_are_better_at_making_candy_then_they/hwpq25t/

Fail. There are no rgb lights on the bag. Definitely not for gamers. Source: have rgb keyboard.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 12, 2022 19:17:28
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/sr2c5g/aint_this_the_truth/hwpnf0k/

Here are my two bits of advice: 1. don't connect/turn on the miner until everything is built up and ready for it to fire up. It will be a lot easier to build if it's not all radioactive and you're grounded because of having to wear a radiation suit. 2. If you do have to fiddle with buildings/belts that have radioactive material on them, make sure you don't have empty spots in your inventory. even a small amount of uranium or fuel rods, etc. will chew up your filters ultra fast and kill you before you realize what you did. Easy way to do it is just split a few stacks of items. Take it or leave it, but if I had had that same advice it would have saved me a lot of headaches, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 12, 2022 18:57:58
/r/tasker/comments/sqymcq/google_messages_update_seems_to_break_smsrf/hwpisv1/

best case scenario, they claim it's working as intended and just close the ticket as resolved.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/tasker on February 12, 2022 18:24:34
/r/tasker/comments/sqymcq/google_messages_update_seems_to_break_smsrf/hwphoww/

Google bug: it will never be fixed.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/tasker on February 12, 2022 18:16:38
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/sqhjbs/ficsit_be_like/hwpgq7b/

I feel like Samus was a lot more ambiguous to me, at least when I first played metroid as a kid.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 12, 2022 18:09:43
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sqizf9/i_wish_my_corp_let_me_write_something_like_this/hwobzqc/

You probably ruined the week of that guy's entire web dev team (...although it's probably just a single contractor)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 12, 2022 13:31:12
/r/CitiesSkylines/comments/sqqefj/what_mods_should_be_in_the_vanilla_game_and_why/hwo2weq/

Why? The game ships with an infinite money mod built in. It's a single player game, who cares if someone exploits the mechanics?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/CitiesSkylines on February 12, 2022 12:29:34
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sqbtq2/nothing_but_bad_experiences_using_that_site/hwo2cgc/

Man... Microsoft docs are wonderful... Until they aren't and it's a pita to figure out what's going on. I feel you.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 12, 2022 12:25:45
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sqbtq2/nothing_but_bad_experiences_using_that_site/hwo23p8/

And best practices evolve and even more so, sometimes there are new libraries or old libs get features that didn't exist a year ago and suddenly the best answer isn't 50 lines of unwieldy code, it's go check out some such module on github or get this other repo that makes this easy.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 12, 2022 12:24:05
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sp61nc/fiverrpng/hwg45zz/

In feudalism and slavery, the people on the bottom know where they stand. In capitalism, they either think they're on top or that they have a chance at being on top.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 10, 2022 20:34:46
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/soqznx/i_absolutely_love_nms_but_thought_this_was_funny/hwe87cc/

that was my first thought as well. I mean, even friggin animal crossing takes forever to load, I can't imagine...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 10, 2022 12:51:31
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/sopbml/nms_for_switch_confirmed/hwb2a7a/

Yep, and that's why it loads so much faster on the ps5 vs ps4. If it was downloading everything, it wouldn't matter because it would be as fast as your internet connection and that's it.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 9, 2022 20:28:32
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/soi384/why_but_why/hwaxoi2/

The sitcom wife of programming languages: "If you don't know why I'm mad, I'm not going to tell you. You should know what you did"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 9, 2022 19:55:13
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/soi384/why_but_why/hwaxakb/

I swear every IDE I've used is some level of pain in the ass... but that sounds just intentionally malicious.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 9, 2022 19:52:23
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/sopbml/nms_for_switch_confirmed/hwar6yw/

The loading time alone might well be into the point where you have to make a calendar event for when you can start playing...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 9, 2022 19:08:46
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/sopbml/nms_for_switch_confirmed/hwar1gl/

Welp, time to cancel my steam deck order.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on February 9, 2022 19:07:42
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/so7fxa/damn_it/hw84i83/

Agree SO HARD.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 9, 2022 09:04:48
/r/AndroidAuto/comments/smcppz/android_auto_is_indeed_copying_carplays_best/hvysoou/

kind of a weird loophole... I had no idea.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AndroidAuto on February 7, 2022 12:11:55
/r/AndroidAuto/comments/smcppz/android_auto_is_indeed_copying_carplays_best/hvxwybx/

I was ecstatic when I heard waze was adding AA support.... then pissed when I realized they stripped out 90% of the features which made it better than Maps when you're running it over AA.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AndroidAuto on February 7, 2022 08:25:34
/r/AndroidAuto/comments/smcppz/android_auto_is_indeed_copying_carplays_best/hvxwr57/

No, if AA is running, Maps will just show a toast on the screen that says that it can't do that, use the head unit instead.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AndroidAuto on February 7, 2022 08:23:53
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sl20q3/i_feel_attacked/hvrd7km/

Honestly, I strongly believe that no one that does any kind of real work would be able to do so with just one monitor - or at the very least would be severely hamstrung. Even spreadsheet jockeys have two monitors at my last job (I wouldn't know for my current one - so far it's entirely wfh).

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 5, 2022 19:17:12
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/skxp19/its_like_shes_asking_for_me_to_swipe_left/hvrbein/

I'm pretty sure there's a sub somewhere that's dedicated to that kind of thinking, but I hesitate to name it...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on February 5, 2022 19:03:18
/r/homeassistant/comments/siqoy9/in_light_of_the_new_media_updates_in_20222_whats/hvk4xvb/

I used to have a network share mounted on the file system and then persisted to home assistant's container via /media, but the update to 2022.2 broke it, as it seems that a "/media" directory already exists in the image.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on February 4, 2022 08:36:19
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/shdsr3/first_time_going_through_hypertubes/hv7pjc4/

Isn't this a summon animation from FFVII?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 1, 2022 20:14:10
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/sh4f4b/wen_you_need_a_break_from_the_factory_and_start/hv6k36p/

Yeah I agree. People already complain about the fps in satisfactory,... Adding that would make it a lot worse. Imagine suddenly dropping to 1fps because you built something big inside of water and the physics suddenly has to figure out what to do with all the displaced water, lol. Someone mentioned Cities:skylines... That one doesn't freeze but the water definitely goes nuts sometimes when you're doing something like building/demolishing dams.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 1, 2022 15:42:22
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/sh4f4b/wen_you_need_a_break_from_the_factory_and_start/hv595zl/

It doesn't. The water basically just exists at a certain elevation.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on February 1, 2022 10:53:40
/r/CitiesSkylines/comments/sgjbs8/since_my_last_post_i_have_learned_a_lot_but_i/hv0sarp/

That's probably the best, but I tend to forget about trams and using trains for local stuff

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/CitiesSkylines on January 31, 2022 12:59:39
/r/CitiesSkylines/comments/sgjbs8/since_my_last_post_i_have_learned_a_lot_but_i/huzunw1/

Yeah I tend to have busses as local transport then higher capacity, lower impact stuff like metro for longer range transport.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/CitiesSkylines on January 31, 2022 09:20:37
/r/aww/comments/sgarhw/wife_got_me_flowers_lets_normalize_men_getting/huwfhbv/

A girlfriend got me flowers ages ago... It was awkward for me, but to each their own. I don't really *like* flowers or plants in general.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on January 30, 2022 15:52:22
/r/homeassistant/comments/sg9n4a/noob_here_with_questions_on_how_to_learn/huw5a0x/

And the forum... post questions to the reddit if you want a response. I have posts on there that are years old where the reddit post got a bunch of helpful replies in less than an hour.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on January 30, 2022 14:48:25
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sgf3g2/overcomplication_in_a_nutshell/huw4yyf/

"made a giggly sound" sounded *really* creepy to me for some reason...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 30, 2022 14:46:23
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sg8flr/here_i_go_again/huvx1dm/

Oh man, that takes me back. I think it drives me nuts because that's all the prof would use when I took C++ in college and it was my first time learning a programming language (html does *not count*). He'd also make examples that were almost intentionally confusing.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 30, 2022 13:55:56
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sg8flr/here_i_go_again/huvoh2b/

True, but, personally, I sure have a point at which I run out of fucks to give.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 30, 2022 13:02:03
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sfoudc/you_dont_understand_maam_the_office_doesnt_have/huvi803/

Just do what Google does, jam code in there from stack overflow until it compiles and then walk away forever, ignoring all bugs.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 30, 2022 12:22:25
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sfoudc/you_dont_understand_maam_the_office_doesnt_have/huvhsl3/

Years ago I started providing my own mouse at the office because I prefer trackballs... Eventually that included keyboards too because one office gave me the nastiest membrane keyboard from Dell and I swear I typed 30% slower on that thing at least.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 30, 2022 12:19:43
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sg8flr/here_i_go_again/huvdqsh/

Lol single letter variables are one of my pet peeves

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 30, 2022 11:53:38
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sg8flr/here_i_go_again/huv0z5c/

But then you run into a problem if you just run out of them... 😁

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on January 30, 2022 10:29:43
/r/AndroidAuto/comments/sfizbx/assistant_thinks_requested_yt_music_song_is_a/huqwtri/

I honestly can't think of a time Google replaced something with a better app or service... I'm sure there's *something* because no one could be perfectly incompetent (...can they?) but I don't know.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/AndroidAuto on January 29, 2022 13:15:03
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/sc8dox/under_no_circumstances_will_i_capitulate_sound/hu8muvm/

You magnificent bastard, take the up vote!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 25, 2022 21:14:02
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/sc8lva/fishing_when/hu51dwg/

I must be the only one who is sick of fishing mini games... (... And who secretly spends a ton of time playing them)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 25, 2022 06:09:23
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/sbmnxi/bought_a_vita_just_to_play_nms_in_my_lunch_break/hu3ib47/

I've also found that remote play introduces a delay in general, so I would avoid using it to play anything that requires fast reflexes. I don't even play any twitchy games, but it's enough to make even some mini games in slower paced games a lot harder to do.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on January 24, 2022 20:53:23
/r/homeassistant/comments/s7kqcr/would_it_be_possible_to_fix_the_recent_loss_of/htbbk00/

You can definitely get the existing volumes from the media player entities.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on January 19, 2022 08:19:57
/r/ShieldAndroidTV/comments/s6q2wo/nvidia_android_plex_is_a_scam_i_paid_199_for_this/ht5whh0/

Which can be handily viewed on the fancy new shield!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/ShieldAndroidTV on January 18, 2022 06:09:07
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/s5jch4/centralized_storage_good_or_bad_idea/ht1ak0u/

Any materials needed for belts, buildings, foundations or vehicles. For example, I never carry screws around because they're only needed to make other things.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 17, 2022 08:30:13
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ruli90/somehow_changed_my_default_colors_any_help/hsywtwb/

I'll double check. I thought I had done that, though.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 16, 2022 18:55:56
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/s5a8sj/base_with_superstructure/hsyt77m/

My first thought too... "What game is this? It's certainly not the boring gray square factory game that *I* play"

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 16, 2022 18:31:55
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/s5ggkm/i_wish_these_two_had_settled_this_between/hsys57x/

Mmm... that's the good data... yeah... aren't you a filthy little bit of research... Oh, that's just my particulate scanner and autoclave... yes, it *is* already warmed up...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on January 16, 2022 18:24:45
/r/aww/comments/s5c2rg/new_dream_job/hsxnz2l/

... For a split second right at the beginning I thought... "why does that puppy have flippers?!" Yes, I immediately felt like an idiot, why do you ask?

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/aww on January 16, 2022 14:06:07
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/s5hnvv/guys_am_i_missing_something_boosting_at_like_10k/hsxnesf/

Being in atmosphere cuts down your top speed a lot. Personally if I have to go a long distance on the same planet, I fly straight up until asteroids appear then nose down and aim to my destination.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on January 16, 2022 14:02:41
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ruli90/somehow_changed_my_default_colors_any_help/hsxj7lw/

Unfortunately I never found a solution and apparently even daring to ask earned me down votes, lol.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 16, 2022 13:36:44
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/s4x9eq/i_havent_played_nms_in_a_long_time_i_came_back_to/hsunk7w/

Mine started as an acid planet, went to a frozen one, and it's now a paradise planet, lol. Funny part is that I still have the little frost crystal farm I started outside, still grows despite not being frozen anymore.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on January 15, 2022 21:41:17
/r/homeassistant/comments/s28qcq/psa_new_shieldtv_update_going_live_today_updates/hsexvam/

I believe there is in the settings but I'm not positive.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on January 12, 2022 18:12:14
/r/tasker/comments/s1a6pl/dev_im_back_as_usual_though_a_lot_of_backlog_of/hs79ynr/

As if I'd complain about slow emails from the best android dev! pfft!

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/tasker on January 11, 2022 08:07:07
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ryw21n/back_to_the_future_whats_wrong_with_this_picture/hrry1qe/

Ahh... The moment I realized that I had to replace my two miles of belts with pipes... Those were times.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 8, 2022 08:44:26
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ryh7oa/best_way_to_vertically_traverse_a_multifloor/hrrmbrf/

Op seems to be concerned about devoting real estate to the solution though, and it seems that even a vanilla hypertube setup uses too much room for what he wants.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 8, 2022 06:38:02
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/rwh351/ballpit/hreuhd8/

Yeah I had no idea until someone mentioned that they use them in place of nobelisks because they come in much larger stacks.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 5, 2022 17:11:56
/r/homeassistant/comments/rv756i/triggering_an_automation_by_wireless_charging/hr3wvfx/

If you have android, tasker can pull this off. I saw that others had good solutions, but you know, there's always more than one way to do something.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/homeassistant on January 3, 2022 14:07:34
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ruli90/somehow_changed_my_default_colors_any_help/hr2lagt/

Yeah it's set to the default of white/ficsit orange. (I checked it against what it was set to in an old save from before Ficsmas)

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 3, 2022 08:46:08
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ruli90/somehow_changed_my_default_colors_any_help/hr2fcpc/

I can set it back manually just fine, but whenever I build anything new it uses the the random brown color instead.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 3, 2022 07:50:05
/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ruli90/somehow_changed_my_default_colors_any_help/hqzz2fc/

Yeah the default one is set that way, but it hasn't done any good.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/SatisfactoryGame on January 2, 2022 18:18:58
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/rt6c8a/i_think_it_would_benefit_the_game_as_a_whole/hqv7pau/

I have hundreds of hours in NMS and I have yet to see another player... how exactly is PvP being forced on you? I have multiplayer turned off entirely, but I'm pretty sure there are also settings to turn off player damage alongside the ones that let you prevent others from editing your bases and things like that...

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on January 1, 2022 18:37:11
/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/rt6c8a/i_think_it_would_benefit_the_game_as_a_whole/hqv6m1d/

Yep, turn it off! It's NMS, there's a toggle in the settings. Just because I don't want to see other humans when I'm playing doesn't mean no one else does, and I can do that with a simple toggle. Good grief, it drives me crazy that people insist that all players of a given game must play it the exact same way they do. No one at Hello Games is going to send a thug to your house to hold a gun to your head so that you have to participate in PvP.

Commented by /u/ImpossibleMachine3 in /r/NoMansSkyTheGame on January 1, 2022 18:29:33
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