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/r/Portal/comments/10v871r/cut_cave_johnson_dlc_line/j7ih77t/

most likely eleven labs voice cloning thing

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on February 6, 2023 19:54:20
/r/computers/comments/10usy6y/someone_stepped_on_my_laptop_and_now_ive_got_a/j7ecqkl/

if you pick up the laptop and hit whoever stepped on it, you’ll get a cool pattern of lines on the screen!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/computers on February 5, 2023 23:11:19
/r/NewGreentexts/comments/10uczn8/theyre_unreasonable_and_burnt_out_on_dealing_with/j7bazq5/

ok we just gonna ignore the whole “will let you beat her” part????

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/NewGreentexts on February 5, 2023 09:57:46
/r/tumblr/comments/10tqoxj/you_just_lost_the_game/j79pd70/

once you hear about the game you are playing. the objective is to forget 'the game'. if you think about it, you lose. therefor "you just lost the game" makes people thnk about'the game' and they lose

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on February 4, 2023 22:48:23
/r/tumblr/comments/10tqoxj/you_just_lost_the_game/j797cmc/

what did you get.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on February 4, 2023 20:15:54
/r/iphone/comments/10t3408/its_so_small/j770pxx/

try disconnecting, forgetting, and repairing them, and then if that doesn’t work restart your phone.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/iphone on February 4, 2023 10:52:16
/r/StupidFood/comments/10stl8u/a_good_energy_saving_burger/j76zk0n/

fuck it. i would definitely eat that.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/StupidFood on February 4, 2023 10:44:10
/r/whenthe/comments/10swkjg/youre_already_seeing_it_again/j74t0kw/

I literally screamed “FUCK” when I read this fuck you

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/whenthe on February 3, 2023 20:52:38
/r/interestingasfuck/comments/10s7b4m/suspected_chinese_spy_balloon_the_size_of_three/j70hmfm/

I’m Chinese. I feel like i deserve to learn my own racial slur thank you very much.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/interestingasfuck on February 2, 2023 23:36:54
/r/interestingasfuck/comments/10s7b4m/suspected_chinese_spy_balloon_the_size_of_three/j70cb6r/

I don’t get the joke. someone please explain

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/interestingasfuck on February 2, 2023 22:50:37
/r/knowledgepill/comments/10rfwnv/is_this_real/j6vqepw/

while permafrost does trap viruses, if zombies suddenly became real, don’t you think we would hear way more about it?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/knowledgepill on February 2, 2023 00:33:13
/r/facepalm/comments/10qz6xg/the_new_valentines_trend_on_tiktok/j6ufx3r/

can we just take a second to talk about how fucking annoying that track is. like it takes genuine skill and intent to make something that actively hurts to listen to

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/facepalm on February 1, 2023 18:29:06
/r/196/comments/10pmvsq/i_fucked_6_different_pastas_to_see_which_one_was/j6lqo6c/

“how long do i do this for before it gets weird” my guy…….

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 31, 2023 00:29:03
/r/196/comments/10pmvsq/i_fucked_6_different_pastas_to_see_which_one_was/j6lqc2a/

gonna go buy some mac n cheese for…. normal reasons

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 31, 2023 00:25:36
/r/pics/comments/10phwz9/a_closer_look_at_the_capsule_i_posted_earlier/j6lf6x9/

didn’t a radioactive thing to that looked just like this fall off of a truck in Australia or something?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/pics on January 30, 2023 22:44:34
/r/shittybattlestations/comments/10p0pfe/optifine_gaming_memè/j6jxuic/

i am running Intel integrated graphics. i am lucky if I average thirty fps on roblox low settings

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shittybattlestations on January 30, 2023 16:26:48
/r/196/comments/10oq3kq/86400_seconds_remain/j6hnfcj/

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 30, 2023 06:54:02
/r/2american4you/comments/10od1jt/lesssss_fucking_go_boys/j6g61rq/

actually it’s very unlikely that china will ever invade taiwan. [here’s a video on it](https://youtu.be/p2LiMTtGrAY) . basically, it’s a valuable propaganda tool for china (it helps stoke nationalism), amphibious assaults are hard, way to many mountains by the shore. The video sums up the points much better and provides actual evidence.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/2american4you on January 29, 2023 21:23:42
/r/keyboards/comments/10mqc4q/why_does_my_shift_key_sound_like_that_i_have/j6daxgx/

i know this is probably stupid but could i file down the stabilizers?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/keyboards on January 29, 2023 10:18:22
/r/oddlyspecific/comments/10nj36x/meanwhile_on_facebook/j6bwoiu/

i wish i was jared (19)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyspecific on January 29, 2023 00:45:31
/r/keyboards/comments/10mqc4q/why_does_my_shift_key_sound_like_that_i_have/j65oyj3/

I have some silicon based treadmill lube at home, would that work?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/keyboards on January 27, 2023 17:03:45
/r/razer/comments/10moq9y/our_finest_work_yet_what_do_you_think_it_is/j65jjhq/

ar googles maybe? it looks like its designed to press against your face or something

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/razer on January 27, 2023 16:28:19
/r/keyboards/comments/10mqc4q/why_does_my_shift_key_sound_like_that_i_have/j64uwc4/

Thanks. Why do they also make less/softer noise when they hit the bottom?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/keyboards on January 27, 2023 13:51:43
/r/keyboards/comments/10mqc4q/why_does_my_shift_key_sound_like_that_i_have/j64ody3/

yeah, they’re both blue switches

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/keyboards on January 27, 2023 13:11:24
/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/10mfnlw/this_vest_can_protect_you_from_knife_attacks_and/j63io34/

i want to get this and an ak47 and then go back in time and use it to become king of France or something

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/nextfuckinglevel on January 27, 2023 08:34:50
/r/teenagersnew/comments/10mb95a/anyone_1314_want_to_dm_nothing_weird_js_need/j626sds/

my guy you are literally asking to get groomed

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersnew on January 26, 2023 23:25:45
/r/therewasanattempt/comments/10m3kgh/to_give_a_speech/j623n2r/

"i want to stop people from feeling happy and being who they are because of my own beliefs that i want to force upon others" vs "i dont like some guy on reddit watching a video" spot the difference.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/therewasanattempt on January 26, 2023 22:58:49
/r/therewasanattempt/comments/10m3kgh/to_give_a_speech/j61yz3c/

honestly that’s a good point.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/therewasanattempt on January 26, 2023 22:21:41
/r/distressingmemes/comments/10lqois/my_bad/j61v4l0/

[kursgezat has a great video on this!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijFm6DxNVyI&ab_channel=Kurzgesagt%E2%80%93InaNutshell)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/distressingmemes on January 26, 2023 21:52:01
/r/therewasanattempt/comments/10m3kgh/to_give_a_speech/j61ttzf/

"hey i hate one group of people and i am trying to pass laws to make them illegal and single mothers shouldnt exist" "boo thats bad" "damn people are so intolerant. this is just shameful"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/therewasanattempt on January 26, 2023 21:42:13
/r/therewasanattempt/comments/10m3kgh/to_give_a_speech/j61t6b0/

It's pathetic to try to pass laws that stop people from feeling happy and being who they are because you don't like it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/therewasanattempt on January 26, 2023 21:37:19
/r/meirl/comments/10lslmy/meirl/j60wemh/

two and six, and then some seven just to be safe

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/meirl on January 26, 2023 17:41:28
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/10lmtsr/rmechanicalkeyboards_ask_any_question_get_an/j60ldho/

hi! i'm pretty new to the world of mechanical keyboards, and got my first one over christmas. one thing I have noticed, though, is that the keys with stabilizers feel soft (I don't know if thats the right description) when they hit the bottom? this happens with every key with stabilizers except the space bar. is this normal? and if not, how do i fix this? thanks.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on January 26, 2023 16:30:14
/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/10ljnhp/its_barley_different_from_keeping_slaves_in_line/j60de38/

literally something out of a cyberpunk dystopia. like literally i swear i saw this in a movie somewhere

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/LateStageCapitalism on January 26, 2023 15:40:59
/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10lo5w1/do_you_think_that_people_see_adolf_hitler_as_a/j5zbp2p/

open reddit and the first thing i see is nazi propaganda adolf hitler edit. yeah todays gonna be great

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/HistoryMemes on January 26, 2023 11:47:32
/r/196/comments/10if80l/rule/j5h5jqp/

someone found the [video](https://youtu.be/y0YHRqyXgks) . it turns out the answer is portals can’t move.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 22, 2023 18:42:40
/r/196/comments/10if80l/rule/j5h55qg/

i can’t find it but i saw a video on YouTube that basically solved it. portals work with quantum tunneling, not wormholes, and in quantum tunneling it’s impossible for something to go through the barrier with more speed than it entered with, even if the thing is moving. I’ll try to find the video edit: i found the [video](https://youtu.be/y0YHRqyXgks). it turns out i was wrong and the answer is portals can’t move

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 22, 2023 18:39:57
/r/196/comments/10if80l/rule/j5h4y58/

Holy shit that’s the one!!! yeah i totally misremembered it!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 22, 2023 18:38:31
/r/196/comments/10if80l/rule/j5gwdei/

still searching! growing more and more convinced it was just a vision from a dream.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 22, 2023 17:41:46
/r/196/comments/10if80l/rule/j5gw9vm/

[12](https://youtu.be/wX9Sc88qreg) seconds in it says “quantum tunneling device” on the bottom left corner and its also called the “Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device”. i can’t really remember the video so don’t quote me on this but im pretty sure it was some undergrad physics guy

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 22, 2023 17:41:08
/r/196/comments/10if80l/rule/j5etcey/

i can’t find it but i saw a video on YouTube that basically solved it. portals work with quantum tunneling, not wormholes, and in quantum tunneling it’s impossible for something to go through the barrier with more speed than it entered with, even if the thing is moving. I’ll try to find the video

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 22, 2023 09:24:20
/r/197/comments/10hmpjs/bajookirule/j5dek3f/

nowadays irony’s like a quantum particle. something can be both fucking hilarious and the unfunniest shit you’ve ever seen

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on January 21, 2023 23:28:47
/r/meirl/comments/10i4erb/meirl/j5cv5yh/

women should be allowed to wear what they want but I mean, come on this is just ridiculous

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/meirl on January 21, 2023 20:56:21
/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/10hwmtc/halving_a_hog/j5bslik/

it’s terrifying, yeah, but it isn’t oddly terrifying. it’s just “giant knife robot cuts through flesh like butter”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyterrifying on January 21, 2023 16:26:35
/r/196/comments/10hhsak/new_rule_symphony/j5bi21y/

Just listened to it, Dvorak is amazing.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 21, 2023 15:13:28
/r/MoldyMemes/comments/10hehqo/mildly_moldy_jerma/j5am3be/

new world symphony my beloved

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MoldyMemes on January 21, 2023 11:39:02
/r/196/comments/10gsweh/rule/j58nuck/

we should really normalize murdering drivers

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 20, 2023 23:27:00
/r/196/comments/10hhsak/new_rule_symphony/j58lq0f/

what are you talking about?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 20, 2023 23:08:03
/r/196/comments/10hhsak/new_rule_symphony/j58ll7n/

[Dvorak: Symphony No 9 4th Movement “From the New World”](https://youtu.be/jVDofBFtvwA)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 20, 2023 23:06:53
/r/196/comments/10hhsak/new_rule_symphony/j58kxjg/

it’s to emphasize the one.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 20, 2023 23:01:06
/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/10h3svs/now_i_wanna_see_that_gif_too/j582qq1/

[i have a png but not a gif](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059938596892717056/1066168247247962193/IMG_6174.png)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/suspiciouslyspecific on January 20, 2023 20:32:15
/r/196/comments/10e2914/rule_designation_n/j4ol1c3/

completely forgot about this. have they made episode 2 yet?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 16, 2023 23:04:27
/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/10c5jnq/went_the_extra_mile/j4hevaj/

i genuinely thought this was just some crazy fpv flying

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR on January 15, 2023 14:20:23
/r/femboymemes/comments/10b4kox/real_and/j4959xf/

real and gay

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/femboymemes on January 13, 2023 19:51:49
/r/gifsthatendtoosoon/comments/1077bj8/gif_it_to_me/j3pg3vy/

this sub is for gifs that end like half a second early so you can’t see the finished product/result. ur in the wrong sub. nice art though

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/gifsthatendtoosoon on January 9, 2023 22:56:09
/r/computers/comments/106kbec/how_old_is_your_main_pclaptop/j3noxeo/

Pretty well. Although it is a business pc with i reheated graphics, it’s still fast enough to do most things

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/computers on January 9, 2023 15:50:41
/r/distressingmemes/comments/106j0oi/i_will_die_a_warrior_or_survive_victorious/j3k2ot1/

have you tried just… going to a different house?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/distressingmemes on January 8, 2023 21:42:05
/r/meirl/comments/104zuj8/me_irl/j3aokqk/

what did you post?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/meirl on January 6, 2023 23:46:55
/r/geometrydash/comments/10516wl/robtop_optimize_youre_game/j3a2t4i/

are you running on an rtx -2080

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/geometrydash on January 6, 2023 20:56:00
/r/RandomThoughts/comments/104hyid/nuclear_radiation_as_a_cure/j36yifx/

And then we should make it targeted so we don’t need the big blankets, and- oh that’s just chemo

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/RandomThoughts on January 6, 2023 08:50:55
/r/whenthe/comments/103wst7/your_data_isnt_safe_either/j357w5v/

I ONLY USE AMERICAN MADE SPYWARE 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷NONE OF THIS COMMIE SHIT. R*D WHITE AND BLUE BAYBEEE!!!!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/whenthe on January 5, 2023 21:54:59
/r/europe/comments/103wqhq/german_police_protect_bucketwheelexcavator_from/j34x2yn/

what genre (is that the right word?) of photograph is this? i need more

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/europe on January 5, 2023 20:39:08
/r/dontflinch/comments/103p7d4/drone_getting_hit_by_a_missile_from/j34vvkc/

This was probably in Ukraine, and it was a guided missile

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dontflinch on January 5, 2023 20:30:46
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/v82px8/had_a_really_surreal_dream_and_recreated_the_gao/j33li3j/

nah it’s good. I’m writing my own story based of this dream!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on January 5, 2023 15:37:53
/r/dontflinch/comments/103p7d4/drone_getting_hit_by_a_missile_from/j30ffis/

same! the first time i watched this i was like “where is the drone? that black shadow looks like the missile, but where is it goi-HOLY SHIT”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dontflinch on January 4, 2023 23:51:02
/r/196/comments/102xp0s/rule/j30ctpx/

it’s their version of the killdozer

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 4, 2023 23:28:49
/r/196/comments/102sy5n/i_took_reddits_advice_part_2_if_you_know/j2v7gpr/

why the absolute fuck would you do that

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 3, 2023 23:10:57
/r/Portal/comments/102mrwb/reddit/j2v4f0e/

you mean…. r/polls?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on January 3, 2023 22:46:28
/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/101y3r7/fantasy_weather/j2u4wur/

i wanna go to this universe and say "yeah so water just falls out of our sky every now and then"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/CuratedTumblr on January 3, 2023 18:32:16
/r/interestingasfuck/comments/101vy5c/an_unknown_to_locals_and_unmapped_in_the_rugged/j2q3cs9/

literally right across the ducking street lmfaoo

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/interestingasfuck on January 2, 2023 22:43:30
/r/197/comments/101fd6t/rule/j2pvmle/

holy shit i thought i was the only one

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on January 2, 2023 21:48:11
/r/interestingasfuck/comments/101d22w/loewe_pixel_hoodie_from_their_ss23_show_in_paris/j2pp6mb/

I’m pretty sure most stupid fashion things are less of “this is a great idea and what we should all wear” and more of “hey the designer had a cool idea and wanted to show it off”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/interestingasfuck on January 2, 2023 21:06:17
/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/10160om/i_dont_really_know_what_to_say/j2pcwos/

aw man i need to cut my spending on the apple iStore

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheRightCantMeme on January 2, 2023 19:41:51
/r/computer/comments/101j9d8/probably_too_late_to_be_fixed_but_is_anything/j2oahz2/

Can you connect it to an external monitor? If it works, then the laptop is fine, just the screen needs to be replaced

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/computer on January 2, 2023 15:26:19
/r/ask/comments/100p8wi/why_does_no_one_seem_to_care_about_where_the/j2mhuum/

Why does no one seem to care about where literally all manufactured products come from? Are you not aware of child labor in China? the phrase “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” exists for a reason. This doesn’t just apply to cobalt, but rather anything from iphones to Coca-Cola to chocolate

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ask on January 2, 2023 07:35:04
/r/teenagers/comments/100oqhs/what_makes_a_girl_hot/j2lhblr/

gasoline and a matchbook

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on January 2, 2023 00:02:56
/r/wholesomememes/comments/100s7aa/as_we_explore_2023/j2lfgwc/

2020, 2021, and 2022 can all eat shit and burn in hell

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/wholesomememes on January 1, 2023 23:45:49
/r/me_irl/comments/100tl4v/me_irl/j2l58dq/

r/absolutelynotmeirl

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/me_irl on January 1, 2023 22:20:48
/r/me_irl/comments/100gotr/me_irl/j2j5rro/

praise kink

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/me_irl on January 1, 2023 14:01:09
/r/196/comments/zyvfgx/rule/j29jj1j/

Saturation divers?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 30, 2022 12:06:10
/r/tumblr/comments/zydbso/frozen_let_it_go_my_neighbours_daughter_is/j279nxc/

Freie Deutsche Jugend (FDJ) . its so fucking catchy and i dont even know what its saying

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on December 29, 2022 22:49:37
/r/megalophobia/comments/zygfzk/this_building_is_so_big_it_had_weather_inside/j276vrd/

its all one story. the doors on that thing are literally the largest doors in the world, at around 456 feet (139 meters) tall.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/megalophobia on December 29, 2022 22:28:23
/r/197/comments/zx26x6/rule/j22ev6p/

theres no pretending

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on December 28, 2022 22:54:09
/r/computers/comments/zx9oav/could_a_laptop_be_used_this_way_l_want_to_use_a/j1z6few/

Yeah those exist, like the razer core x

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/computers on December 28, 2022 09:18:51
/r/cringepics/comments/zwip9r/alrighty_then/j1z29to/

that’s why we fucking hate en all, but atleast gates doesn’t post shit like this daily

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/cringepics on December 28, 2022 08:43:07
/r/mentalhealth/comments/zvs788/can_one_able_to_chat_im_suicidal_as_have_fatal/j1t9djc/

That’s what fatal insomnia is. You can’t fall asleep and it kills you

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/mentalhealth on December 27, 2022 00:27:15
/r/arduino/comments/zvwmj5/total_beginner_here_what_am_i_doing_wrong_with/j1t8jxa/

idk. I had the same project and fixed it by doing that

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/arduino on December 27, 2022 00:18:47
/r/arduino/comments/zvwmj5/total_beginner_here_what_am_i_doing_wrong_with/j1s24e5/

i fixed this by replacing INPUT with INPUT\_PULLUP and removing the transistor for the button

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/arduino on December 26, 2022 18:20:48
/r/wholesomememes/comments/zvxde4/ancient_egypt_knew/j1s18x6/

what the fuck does this mean

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/wholesomememes on December 26, 2022 18:14:04
/r/laptops/comments/zvovrm/question_regarding_a_slow_laptop/j1rngpl/

The CPU is outdated, It comes with 2 GB of ram when most have 8-16, it has 16 gb of storage. standard is anywhere from 200-1000.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/laptops on December 26, 2022 16:29:34
/r/arduino/comments/zvakud/push_button_staying_on_for_way_longer_than_its/j1oq7m2/

oh sorry i think i followed the book wrong (which explains a lot)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/arduino on December 25, 2022 23:00:08
/r/arduino/comments/zvakud/push_button_staying_on_for_way_longer_than_its/j1of5p9/

thanks! it turns out i needed to do input pullup instead of input.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/arduino on December 25, 2022 21:17:35
/r/arduino/comments/zvakud/push_button_staying_on_for_way_longer_than_its/j1o8yav/

It’s working now! Thanks. What’s the difference between input and input pull-up?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/arduino on December 25, 2022 20:21:06
/r/arduino/comments/zvakud/push_button_staying_on_for_way_longer_than_its/j1o8nzu/

I’m pretty sure I have the 10k, it’s brown black black red brown?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/arduino on December 25, 2022 20:18:29
/r/arduino/comments/zvakud/push_button_staying_on_for_way_longer_than_its/j1o86n4/

If i change the delays to something like 100, it doesn't work at all. If I just manually disconnect/reconnect the wires, it still works. the button also randomly activates itself.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/arduino on December 25, 2022 20:14:04
/r/arduino/comments/zvakud/push_button_staying_on_for_way_longer_than_its/j1o4kf6/

https://preview.redd.it/zpbs5ejxj68a1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=26b5f07d85f7ac15a32f01e75f89197e6afa35c3

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/arduino on December 25, 2022 19:41:42
/r/196/comments/zuycgu/merruley_christmas/j1nwz61/

an arduino kit. i spent FOUR HOURS getting a stupid fucking led to blink

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 25, 2022 18:37:27
/r/196/comments/zv9a75/turgrule/j1nuzl7/

literally me

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 25, 2022 18:20:56
/r/distressingmemes/comments/zv3o72/if_you_know_you_know/j1na0xa/

[viewer discretion is advised](https://youtu.be/Q0dxAGRGN_s)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/distressingmemes on December 25, 2022 15:30:57
/r/Giraffesdontexist/comments/zt7gvn/lowangle_perspective_of_just_how_tall_giraffes_are/j1emb5l/

man, sometimes we just have to respect how much work the engineers put in.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Giraffesdontexist on December 23, 2022 14:09:26
/r/Satisfyingasfuck/comments/zszao1/there_are_a_lot_of_things_to_peel_at_my_job/j1eltek/

i glanced at the first few frames and saw something completely different….

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Satisfyingasfuck on December 23, 2022 14:06:06
/r/gamingpc/comments/zsx4mk/selling_my_rig_its_a_beast_3090_ti_fe_intel_i9/j1bfap9/

cool, good for you, but still, if your doing illegal drugs its best not to post them online for everyone to see.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/gamingpc on December 22, 2022 20:37:21
/r/gamingpc/comments/zsx4mk/selling_my_rig_its_a_beast_3090_ti_fe_intel_i9/j1bdwpc/

i'm like 90% sure they're selling it for drug money.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/gamingpc on December 22, 2022 20:26:30
/r/19684/comments/zsl7pz/rulepost_from_r196/j1b8vvx/

I hate women because they don’t have to be a kid

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/19684 on December 22, 2022 19:47:15
/r/Futurology/comments/zrazkh/could_we_use_ai_to_create_governments/j16x37a/

Scythe is my favorite example. It's not really about the AI, but in the universe, the Thunderhead can literally control everything, and surpisingly its not evil

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Futurology on December 21, 2022 21:44:19
/r/196/comments/zq8n82/rule/j0xhlxz/

how many years is that, i dont want to math

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 19, 2022 22:26:48
/r/wordington/comments/zpmket/wordington_statistiks/j0w6jfb/

“oh yeah? if systemic racism is real then how come all these things caused by systemic racism are happening?????? checkmate liberal”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/wordington on December 19, 2022 16:38:13
/r/196/comments/zq00i1/any_suggestions/j0w4fdd/

gas and styrofoam makes a fun little mixture (in minecraft )!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 19, 2022 16:24:06
/r/shitposting/comments/zkyuos/tricky_bro/j0w2gul/

“bro”??????

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shitposting on December 19, 2022 16:11:13
/r/AttorneyTom/comments/xhzu7k/could_you_analyze_how_many_millions_of_osha/j0snhey/

[someone did it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvXJuA6Q4N8&ab_channel=DaveyGunface)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AttorneyTom on December 18, 2022 21:46:06
/r/techsupportmacgyver/comments/zn56gc/beats_fit_pro_noise_cancellation_not_working/j0rcbzc/

do you not know what happy cake day means

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techsupportmacgyver on December 18, 2022 15:57:49
/r/tumblr/comments/zofuvo/modern_tech_is_run_by_furries_in_giant_hamster/j0o0j81/

furries and femboys are the backbone of the internet

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on December 17, 2022 22:02:18
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zoiko7/giveaway_10x_ruby_series_artisanal_mousepads_from/j0n7izz/

simon fetscher has some sci-fi themed art that would look really cool on mousepads [https://www.deviantart.com/simonfetscher](https://www.deviantart.com/simonfetscher)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 17, 2022 18:11:53
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zocmf0/extra_mikit_giveaway_6_x_mk72_retro_keyboards/j0mx56s/

yes!!! you make some beautiful keyboards! if i dont win one, im prolly gonna buy one anyways!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 17, 2022 16:55:41
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zob88a/flashquark_giveaway_day_7_gk64xs_keyboard_kit/j0mx1op/

flashlights! or quantum mechanicks, whos to say?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 17, 2022 16:54:59
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zofnsd/lume_giveaway_round_3_deluxe_sampler_pack_with/j0mw214/

i love salad. i know that a lot of the dressings and stuff arent good for you but theyre still delicious!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 17, 2022 16:47:54
/r/DramaticText/comments/vqwk98/silly_mistake/j0mtk8x/

its from loki

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DramaticText on December 17, 2022 16:30:07
/r/techsupportmacgyver/comments/zn56gc/beats_fit_pro_noise_cancellation_not_working/j0lbw16/

“oh boo hoo people don’t like me because im a piece of shit so unfair”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techsupportmacgyver on December 17, 2022 10:10:18
/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/zo5fnj/wont_you_shed_a_tear_for_the_real_victims/j0lbl88/

i once accidentally helped a guy who said he wasn’t that bad because drag queens were twerking on children and mein kampf was his favorite book

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AdviceAnimals on December 17, 2022 10:08:00
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zn5kvb/iqunix_giveaway_2_x_q66_series_keyboards/j0jm9i2/

they make some cool keyboards and also they're giving them away

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 16, 2022 22:23:50
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/znewub/mikit_giveaway_55_2_x_cl80_lowprofile_mac/j0jm2po/

Honestly not a huge fan. I can see how people like it, but the rounded edges sort of make it look old for me. 3.4/5

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 16, 2022 22:22:11
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/znfdly/20_50_gift_cards_for_aeris_studio_giveaway_till/j0jltvb/

I'm thankful for getting a decent SAT score

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 16, 2022 22:20:02
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/znu2at/gb_giveaway_epic_desk_day_2_ancient_sun_theocracy/j0jlis6/

They're limited, they're signed, and they're fucking beautiful

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 16, 2022 22:17:19
/r/techsupportmacgyver/comments/zn56gc/beats_fit_pro_noise_cancellation_not_working/j0je0th/

Those circles have nothing to do with noise cancellation, they’re just a speaker grill. Do the headphones still sound normal?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techsupportmacgyver on December 16, 2022 21:13:33
/r/3Dprinting/comments/znm9e8/i_have_designed_and_made_fully_mechanical_no/j0jbdpt/

Really cool, but could you turn it into a shotgun?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/3Dprinting on December 16, 2022 20:51:28
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zn425d/gb_giveaway_epic_desk_day_1_theocracy_white/j0f8ohr/

I’m stuck between theocracy and white serenity. they’re both beautiful

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 16, 2022 00:05:32
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zn5kvb/iqunix_giveaway_2_x_q66_series_keyboards/j0f8h7l/

imma be honest, ive never heard of y’all, but keyboards look sick tho

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 16, 2022 00:03:36
/r/Windows10/comments/zn45ke/how_do_i_rotate_a_display_45_degrees/j0f4083/

Nevermind im an idiot i can just rotate the wallpaper

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Windows10 on December 15, 2022 23:23:08
/r/Windows10/comments/zn45ke/how_do_i_rotate_a_display_45_degrees/j0f34h5/

yeah. i had an idea that’ll either be really cool or really dumb

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Windows10 on December 15, 2022 23:15:39
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zmmkpf/drop_giveaway_day_6_2x_paragon_series_shogun/j0evt94/

I love a minimalistic black and white setup!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 15, 2022 22:16:11
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zmalb0/kbdfans_giveaway_day_4_2_bundles_of_pbtfans_pyga/j0dyj8s/

i don’t watch animie so ill go with that eye scar guy from avatar

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 15, 2022 18:08:33
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zmotgm/mikit_giveaway_45_2_x_mikit_m65_evergreen/j0dya2t/

I don’t know if it’s an option, but black and white

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 15, 2022 18:06:43
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zlyssr/flashquark_giveaway_day_4_flashquark_horizon_z_60/j0bibou/

don’t have one. Don’t even have a mechanical keyboard yet lol. I’m hoping i win one of these giveawayd

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 15, 2022 08:20:43
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zmbo80/iqunix_giveaway_3_x_f65_series_keyboards/j0bi1s8/

They look amazing! I love the cartoony design!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 15, 2022 08:18:15
/r/196/comments/zlv6jx/rule/j0aa41t/

the rat man

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 14, 2022 23:39:30
/r/SweatyPalms/comments/zlivk6/one_more_time/j0a7lbx/

[This](https://youtu.be/6wtdUfZGfMg) is

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/SweatyPalms on December 14, 2022 23:17:08
/r/battlestations/comments/zllyya/rate_my_setup_110/j0a46ln/

0/10. running windows 11

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/battlestations on December 14, 2022 22:48:45
/r/battlestations/comments/zmaif5/does_anybody_have_good_suggestions_for_the/j0a214i/

maybe North Bayou's duel monitor arm? i have one and it feels really sturdy.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/battlestations on December 14, 2022 22:31:19
/r/battlestations/comments/zlzcy6/ok_now_its_fully_done_no_more_upgrades_needed/j0a173a/

yeah thats fair. also please please please manage some cables

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/battlestations on December 14, 2022 22:24:48
/r/battlestations/comments/zlzcy6/ok_now_its_fully_done_no_more_upgrades_needed/j09z7lu/

This is super cool, but sometimes, less is more. who even needs that many monitors. i draw the line at about three

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/battlestations on December 14, 2022 22:09:36
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zm6r0x/lume_giveaway_day_2_deluxe_sampler_pack_with/j09d4c4/

my school had this really old macbook with a mechanical keyboard, and i just thought it was the coolest thing ever. sadly i have never actually owned one.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 14, 2022 19:24:25
/r/Illustration/comments/zm2a0p/ai_art_is_theft_me_digital_2022/j09cuc1/

AI art is cool for when you have a silly idea for a fun little image, but its not cool when its ruining the lives of thousands of artists

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Illustration on December 14, 2022 19:22:22
/r/SweatyPalms/comments/zlivk6/one_more_time/j09ccsc/

there are people who have done this with a real hand, including the creator

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/SweatyPalms on December 14, 2022 19:18:44
/r/SweatyPalms/comments/zlivk6/one_more_time/j09c600/

it sends out a tiny electric signal through the saw. when a human touches it the signal is interuppted and that triggers (i think) an explosive carterage under the table that launches a peice of metal into the saw, stopping it, and then dropping the whole blade down

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/SweatyPalms on December 14, 2022 19:17:22
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zlyssr/flashquark_giveaway_day_4_flashquark_horizon_z_60/j08heit/

i don’t even have a mechanical keyboard lol. I’m just praying i win one of these giveaways

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 14, 2022 15:48:06
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zjshzl/aeris_studios_2_x_killer65_keyboard_kits/j05jwfo/

I would love silver for top and black for bottom

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 14, 2022 00:34:47
/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/zlgqkp/3_packs_of_bacon_with_parmesan_the_gamer_late/j05i610/

what keyboard do you have? it looks nice

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shittyfoodporn on December 14, 2022 00:18:00
/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/zkso17/mikit_giveaway25_2_x_t80_hazel_choc/j05exf9/

credit to whoever took the photos they are amazing!!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MechanicalKeyboards on December 13, 2022 23:47:58
/r/techhelp/comments/zlbujb/stripped_screw/j05aual/

I think you can use a wide rubber band. Use your free hand to keep it in place on the screw head, and then use the screw driver

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techhelp on December 13, 2022 23:11:05
/r/197/comments/zkkkms/comment_anything_and_i_will_make_you_sad/j04fho3/

i would really like this on a t shirt

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on December 13, 2022 19:10:12
/r/196/comments/zk3myd/rule/j006wb3/

good

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 12, 2022 22:06:23
/r/196/comments/zk3myd/rule/izzu088/

its close enough.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 12, 2022 20:30:08
/r/196/comments/zk3myd/rule/izzmvw7/

it’s sort of a mayo based salad dressing

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 12, 2022 19:36:30
/r/196/comments/zk3myd/rule/izz0hyr/

RANCH IS GOOD ON PIZZA, JUST NOT TO MUCH

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 12, 2022 16:58:49
/r/okbuddycapitalist/comments/zjeu51/it_be_how_it_be/izvjtq3/

oooh. i thought the big fish was paying repetitions for eating a little fish

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/okbuddycapitalist on December 11, 2022 22:55:53
/r/okbuddycapitalist/comments/zjeu51/it_be_how_it_be/izvgpjv/

am i stupid? i don’t understand it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/okbuddycapitalist on December 11, 2022 22:30:27
/r/shitposting/comments/zix14k/trust/iztegkc/

there was two girls one cup, one man one jar, and now we have one man one syringe

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shitposting on December 11, 2022 13:42:57
/r/MoldyMemes/comments/zhlny8/utility_knife_mold/izofz16/

recursive program

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MoldyMemes on December 10, 2022 12:16:22
/r/tumblr/comments/zgdtde/things_you_didnt_need_to_know_about_bowels/izhfpm0/

i want a dock ock surgery scene but its his guts that walk him out the door and killl the doctors

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on December 8, 2022 22:13:44
/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/zg2a5w/cowards/izgcc2f/

someone once made the argument that trans people were bad because they kill themselves more than jews in nazi germany

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/BikiniBottomTwitter on December 8, 2022 17:15:39
/r/AskReddit/comments/zf6ysb/what_would_be_your_reaction_if_you_saw_giant_eat/izcqctb/

i would say "nice, thats cool". maybe snap a photo, and go on with my day

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AskReddit on December 7, 2022 22:27:27
/r/recap/comments/ze94hc/reddit_recap_2022_thanks_for_being_here_even_if/iz84wkf/

ay! we share the same birthday!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/recap on December 6, 2022 23:10:49
/r/teenagers/comments/zdcldy/this_guy_sends_dick_pics_to_underage_girls/iz3iy66/

why is it always guys named luke

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on December 5, 2022 23:48:03
/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/zcx8ej/i_know_calling_china_a_dystopia_is_kinda/iz2rlhx/

i think its saying something like "please do not sing or shout from an open window as that could spread the virus"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ABoringDystopia on December 5, 2022 20:08:05
/r/scythebookfans/comments/zdj1x3/sorry/iz2pw5h/

Each Scythe gleans in their own way. They don't have to listen to anyone but the Scythedom, which is a collection of other Scythes. They don't even have to listen to the thunderhead

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/scythebookfans on December 5, 2022 19:55:01
/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/zcx8ej/i_know_calling_china_a_dystopia_is_kinda/iz2owaf/

chinese aint the best but i think its saying something along the lines of "please resist the urge to go outside"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ABoringDystopia on December 5, 2022 19:47:26
/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/zcx8ej/i_know_calling_china_a_dystopia_is_kinda/iz2onzz/

fair enough. the west did butcher the covid response, and The captions are saying relativly normal stuff, but translated to give it that extra dystopian vibe, but using flying drones to ensure people are locked inside for a virus we have a safe and effective vaccine for will never not be dystopian

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ABoringDystopia on December 5, 2022 19:45:43
/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/zcx8ej/i_know_calling_china_a_dystopia_is_kinda/iz250uf/

Locking down a country, and not allowing people to leave their building under any circumstances for any reason at all for a virus that we have a safe and effective vaccine for = bad

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ABoringDystopia on December 5, 2022 17:22:36
/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/zcx8ej/i_know_calling_china_a_dystopia_is_kinda/iz1y1j9/

USA is terrible, don’t get me wrong, but just because it’s bad doesn’t mean other countries can’t be bad.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ABoringDystopia on December 5, 2022 16:34:58
/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/zcx8ej/i_know_calling_china_a_dystopia_is_kinda/iz1qy70/

Dystopia is when a surveillance state employs flying robots to keep people locked inside

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ABoringDystopia on December 5, 2022 15:48:30
/r/Cyberpunk/comments/zclaec/chinese_covid19_quarantine_drones/iyyufoi/

Subtitles aren't 100% accurate but they're close enough to get vaguely what they're saying across. Source: Am also chinese

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Cyberpunk on December 4, 2022 23:52:38
/r/alltheleft/comments/zbo0b3/money_for_healthcare_lol_god_no_money_for_death/iyvm7ev/

my ideals for peace and a better world when new bomber (it is very cool)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/alltheleft on December 4, 2022 09:59:13
/r/197/comments/zbvvm7/rule/iytwmmn/

nah i prefer radar

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on December 3, 2022 22:09:48
/r/Persecutionfetish/comments/zb6dof/like_with_all_great_art_subtlety_is_key/iytwh3y/

ah yes. i remember when me and my friends all died after getting vaccinated and then joining the health force to beat up people.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Persecutionfetish on December 3, 2022 22:08:32
/r/197/comments/zbvvm7/rule/iytvifq/

because we like to see????????

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on December 3, 2022 22:00:19
/r/iphone/comments/zbmnq0/iphone_14_pro_max_top_of_screen_separation_is/iytsdsv/

Return that shit. That phone is too expensive to not be perfect.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/iphone on December 3, 2022 21:33:42
/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zbom7v/i_got_lost_leaving_now_thanks_for_having_me/iyte3d3/

naaahh. its a sub about people making memes about war tech n shit. the only reason there are waifus here is because everyone is horny for the new b21 raider

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/NonCredibleDefense on December 3, 2022 19:37:19
/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zb2vmx/chinese_blogger_us_air_force_football_flyovers/iystap0/

you guys remember the time china had a giant fucking military parade for their 70th year anniversery?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/NonCredibleDefense on December 3, 2022 16:58:08
/r/wallpaperengine/comments/zbizo9/can_i_rotate_the_wallpaper_at_the_top_180_i_want/iyst1q5/

control alt down arrow when your on the top monitor edit: wait no im an idiot that flips everything

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/wallpaperengine on December 3, 2022 16:56:19
/r/PinkWug/comments/z9ufpo/railed_once_again/iykbh0c/

fuckin love the idea of a news organization named "CAP"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/PinkWug on December 1, 2022 19:54:17
/r/Portal/comments/z70b1p/portal_rtx_was_delayed_until_december/iy5al9d/

Honestly good. they took the feedback from the trailer and they’re fixing it! good for them! we don’t want another cyberpunk

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on November 28, 2022 16:20:02
/r/greentext/comments/z6ggwl/anon_sees_a_pattern/iy2baa0/

that’s my birthday!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/greentext on November 28, 2022 00:03:56
/r/196/comments/z65l13/rule/iy29mue/

What the hell is it with the new world symphony?? I’ve never heard it in my life and then this month I’ve seen it twenty times

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 27, 2022 23:47:39
/r/UrbanHell/comments/z65ql5/ugly_leaning_highrises_overlooking_slums_in_china/iy13lph/

Wrong. This is the Grand Lisboa Casino in Macau. It also looks like OP cropped out the NatGeo logo from the very top

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/UrbanHell on November 27, 2022 18:10:53
/r/fuckcars/comments/z5r53n/apparently_people_think_they_can_derail_trains/ixz4fvb/

Reminds me of this post https://www.reddit.com/r/trains/comments/r6qfdf/its_illegal_to_put_coins_on_the_railroad_tracks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/fuckcars on November 27, 2022 10:01:32
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z5e9pt/this_person_clearly_knows_what_hes_talking_about/ixwbv6a/

Rookie mistake. The blockchain is only decentralized if the triquantum electric XZ-13 Tesla coil is disabled. He needs to add Xenon to electric fuel pipeline for that, and at that point it’s just more efficient to use a Dynamic wavefunction collapse, or an Einstein Bose condensate generator.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 16:56:24
/r/teenagers/comments/z52ddg/my_brother_started_vaping/ixupmgq/

be like "yooo bro u got a vape?? thats totally epic. vaping is so pogchamp my dude. i love vaping its super epic gaming keanu reeves momen"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on November 26, 2022 09:49:20
/r/teenagers/comments/z4jx2d/back_in_my_days_kids_werent_this_crazy/ixuj456/

mhm. they both got in a shit ton of trouble

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on November 26, 2022 08:49:38
/r/PinkWug/comments/z4l865/dangerous/ixtgilv/

good wug: oh thats a cool place bad wug: no its unsafe and dangerous good wug: oh my no the it is completly safe bad wug: no it is not because i will make it unsafe

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/PinkWug on November 26, 2022 00:20:02
/r/teenagers/comments/z4jx2d/back_in_my_days_kids_werent_this_crazy/ixt2emu/

some 8th grader in my school fucked a 6th grader for a vape

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on November 25, 2022 22:03:17
/r/VXJunkies/comments/z42qcq/okay_ive_made_this_as_simple_as_possible_what_am/ixt1vlk/

i think the problem is the 2011 MinoCorp VX-Dequantum Stantible. the unit is notorious for overheating, and it has a comparativly low emergancy shutoff temp of around 20,000 degrees celcius. If you cant afford a new one, then i would reccomend investing in some cooling units. another possible issue is ethylbenzene pipeline N-18. its not properly connected with the QFlux unit, which means the reactor core may not be getting enough fuel, and might have burned out. Check inside the reactor core. If the center is jet black, then you may need to buy a new one.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/VXJunkies on November 25, 2022 21:58:29
/r/entrypoint/comments/z4v5jk/guys_help/ixt0nrk/

auditory hallucionations. stop for a few weeks/months

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/entrypoint on November 25, 2022 21:47:26
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z4nwlt/must_be_a_different_constitution/ixswlmo/

“and then we the people will be racist and end wokeism” -James Madison (1787)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 25, 2022 21:10:54
/r/me_irl/comments/z3j6xn/me_irl/ixoabuz/

Jason Mendoza???

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/me_irl on November 24, 2022 19:07:16
/r/3Dprinting/comments/yizav1/purchase_advice_megathread_november_2022/ixn3bul/

Alright. I’ll probably get the Neptune 2s. Thank you!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/3Dprinting on November 24, 2022 13:28:59
/r/3Dprinting/comments/yizav1/purchase_advice_megathread_november_2022/ixmmxvn/

Thanks. I’ll seriously consider this one. Would the Neptune 3 be good? I heard it’s sort of an upgraded 2s

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/3Dprinting on November 24, 2022 11:34:13
/r/3Dprinting/comments/yizav1/purchase_advice_megathread_november_2022/ixmltcr/

is it good for a beginner?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/3Dprinting on November 24, 2022 11:26:09
/r/3Dprinting/comments/yizav1/purchase_advice_megathread_november_2022/ixmkpwt/

What would you reccomend if the size wasn't a requirement?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/3Dprinting on November 24, 2022 11:18:17
/r/3Dprinting/comments/yizav1/purchase_advice_megathread_november_2022/ixmjm9x/

Would trony crux1 printer be good for a beginner? is it simple to use?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/3Dprinting on November 24, 2022 11:10:14
/r/spicypillows/comments/z36jxj/dont_know_if_this_belongs_but_yikes/ixl3wee/

ooooooh my god im an idiot i thought it was a lithium battery for some reason

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/spicypillows on November 24, 2022 01:37:16
/r/spicypillows/comments/z36jxj/dont_know_if_this_belongs_but_yikes/ixl3unp/

oh my god im an idiot its an alkaline battery not lithium

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/spicypillows on November 24, 2022 01:36:41
/r/wordington/comments/z2s1u9/wordington_crisis/ixktk4b/

wordington collapse (good)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/wordington on November 23, 2022 23:46:36
/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/z2uoyg/new_american_propaganda_just_dropped/ixkpej4/

fuckin hell i hate this country and im still feeling patriotic

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/NonCredibleDefense on November 23, 2022 23:06:41
/r/spicypillows/comments/z36jxj/dont_know_if_this_belongs_but_yikes/ixkp08c/

is it dangerous? i heard that the lithium metal inside will explode if it touches water

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/spicypillows on November 23, 2022 23:03:08
/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/z2rovw/sm_communicating_with_the_dead_cw_ableism_racism/ixkovkv/

my life would be complete if i could see george orwells reaction to targeted advertisments

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/CuratedTumblr on November 23, 2022 23:01:56
/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/z2rovw/sm_communicating_with_the_dead_cw_ableism_racism/ixkonx3/

karl marx: so buisness class is ahead of the economy class? flight attendant: yes. where would you like to sit on the plane karl marx: the WHAT????

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/CuratedTumblr on November 23, 2022 22:59:58
/r/spicypillows/comments/z36jxj/dont_know_if_this_belongs_but_yikes/ixkkwwo/

this battery spent three years outside in a thermometer

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/spicypillows on November 23, 2022 22:26:12
/r/spicypillows/comments/z36jxj/dont_know_if_this_belongs_but_yikes/ixkgryg/

if GOD didn’t want us to chew on battery’s then WHY would he MAKE them the color of chocolate????

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/spicypillows on November 23, 2022 21:50:11
/r/3Dprinting/comments/yizav1/purchase_advice_megathread_november_2022/ixjt85g/

The entire printer. I think it would look cool if it fit inside one of my shelves, but if its to small I could use a larger size.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/3Dprinting on November 23, 2022 18:41:25
/r/3Dprinting/comments/yizav1/purchase_advice_megathread_november_2022/ixjk32b/

I am looking for a good budget 3d printer. Something in the 100-200 dollar range. I'm fine with assembling it as long as theres no sodering or anything like that and all the peices are included. I would prefer the size to be around 13 x 13 x 13 inches.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/3Dprinting on November 23, 2022 17:32:39
/r/DarkBRANDON/comments/z293v8/dark_brandon_is_about_to_unleash_his_power/ixfwfe9/

military bad but this is cool as fuck.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DarkBRANDON on November 22, 2022 22:20:35
/r/NoFuckingComment/comments/z1p2st/nfc/ixf4xdw/

I think it was a Hulu movie about men dying out and having all the remaining men ‘milked’

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/NoFuckingComment on November 22, 2022 18:38:47
/r/Portal/comments/z2140m/how_accurate_is_this_timeline/ixechb5/

The devs said that portal 2 took place fifty thousand years after portal 1.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on November 22, 2022 15:18:49
/r/Dell/comments/z1zdco/pc_wont_boot_dell_inspiron_3847/ixdnppf/

Solved. It turns out some idiot installed the cpu fan backwards

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Dell on November 22, 2022 12:37:31
/r/196/comments/z18knt/rulephobes/ixbm2o2/

this reminds me of a time someone said “Do you think the transes have it worse now than jews in the third Reich? Because their suicide rates are higher.” in an argument on theleftcantmeme

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 22, 2022 00:34:33
/r/196/comments/z1dk9f/rule/ixbkz9s/

rokos basilisk fans when the super intelligent all knowing benevolent just ai doesn’t start torturing every human ever born: 😮

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 22, 2022 00:22:43
/r/forwardsfromgrandma/comments/z19b0q/truth_345/ixbjykp/

man if only there were some kind of device to stop people from swelling in low pressure. that would be real useful. it should be some sort of a *suit* or something that people wear and would be designed not to swell to keep the person alive. if only we had such an invention.....

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/forwardsfromgrandma on November 22, 2022 00:11:54
/r/computers/comments/z1f87w/can_anyone_explain_me_what_the_problem_is/ixbcffa/

Does this happen with other apps or is it just google?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/computers on November 21, 2022 22:59:33
/r/polls/comments/z0py07/would_you_date_someone_with_opposing_political/ix95azj/

your rights of owning and using a murder tool????

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on November 21, 2022 13:24:58
/r/polls/comments/z0py07/would_you_date_someone_with_opposing_political/ix8ysdy/

“we shouldn’t have gun owners” doesn’t mean “we should kill all gun owners”. it means “civilians shouldn’t be able to use weapons like guns”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on November 21, 2022 12:42:20
/r/196/comments/yzm3l0/give_me_two_unrelated_franchises_and_ill_prove/ix6sb3w/

furry hitler and half life alyx

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 20, 2022 23:19:55
/r/tumblr/comments/z0muu0/i_was_born_with_bae/ix6ng5w/

i got "@, bitcoin, fatberg" and "unfollow"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on November 20, 2022 22:36:38
/r/shitposting/comments/z09y1v/its_ok/ix68nws/

where is the punchline. where is senator armstrong

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shitposting on November 20, 2022 20:36:09
/r/196/comments/z01nlk/suddenly_he_have_a_lot_to_say_about_westerners/ix5tytp/

This is the best meme ever to be posted on this website

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 20, 2022 18:41:58
/r/computers/comments/yzdmh9/what_are_these_random_pixels_on_my_screen/ix1wx5k/

Then it’s definitely a software issue. Try reinstalling þe graphics drivers

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/computers on November 19, 2022 21:46:13
/r/196/comments/yzm3l0/give_me_two_unrelated_franchises_and_ill_prove/ix1mzrc/

Furry Hitler and Half life Alyx

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 19, 2022 20:24:40
/r/Monitors/comments/yy69x0/is_1440p_asus_vg27aq_vs_4kretina_xdr_really_this/iwt4rq8/

I'm pretty sure thats what retina means, the pixels arent visible at normal distance, but personally i cant really tell the difference unless im like less than six inches away from the screen

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Monitors on November 17, 2022 22:39:34
/r/forwardsfromgrandma/comments/yv80wy/my_head_hurts/iwey2ux/

"AHA! I HAVE JUST DISPROVED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND TENS OF YEARS WORTH OF RESEARCH, PEER REVIEWS, AND 99% OF ALL SCIENTISTS WITH A MESURING GLASS AND MY FREEZER!"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/forwardsfromgrandma on November 14, 2022 22:14:09
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/yvcupp/well_i_dont_wanna_eat_the_rich_id_have_to_eat_my/iwdmi37/

Let me level with you man, as someone guilty of the game I took the help I took the cash I would have taken your last name So if any girl on earth should get to make a call about this it should be me and as I see it your a dick

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 14, 2022 16:26:18
/r/techsupportgore/comments/yuu6lt/mouse_i_am_currently_using_at_work_delivery_guy/iwdlxe5/

the entire thing is one button? sure, I can adapt. it’s really slim? ok cool, some mice are like that, it’s portable. i can just rest my palm on þe keys so OH WAIT THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING IS A TOUCHPAD. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE ABLE DO USE A FLAT MOUSE BY HAVING THEIR HANDS FLAT CAN GET FUCKED DO THIS WEIRD HAND STANDING GRIP OR IT WILL NOT FUCKING WORK. OH ITS DEAD? GET FUCKED CHARGE ME WITH þe SHITTIESR PLACED PORT IN ANY PRODUCT EVER

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techsupportgore on November 14, 2022 16:22:33
/r/teenagers/comments/yv3ewj/how_do_i_convince_my_mom_yo_buy_me_these/iwdip25/

honestly prolly just save up and ask ur parents to buy the razer kraken x but oopsies you bought þe ones with cat ears oh no! they also do look way better than this tho so

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on November 14, 2022 16:01:19
/r/Bossfight/comments/yuqhdz/polizist_the_gunless/iwbeqin/

kangaroo shoes and yes

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Bossfight on November 14, 2022 06:45:25
/r/Bossfight/comments/yuqhdz/polizist_the_gunless/iwbemyf/

they make you run faster

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Bossfight on November 14, 2022 06:44:12
/r/CICO/comments/yujxmx/140_kcal_of_tortilla_chips/iwak41a/

100%! i was literally just munching on some chips!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/CICO on November 13, 2022 23:52:42
/r/computers/comments/yu8qet/what_do_i_do_with_old_computers_my_grandpa_doesnt/iwa0dtm/

If you're willing to spend a couple extra bucks you can salvage their parts and turn them into some cool stuff, like a smart mirror, bluetooth speakers, second monitor, microphone, security cameras, etc. [DIY Perks has a video on this exact topic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLP_L7Mgz6M&ab_channel=DIYPerks)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/computers on November 13, 2022 21:02:55
/r/CICO/comments/yujxmx/140_kcal_of_tortilla_chips/iw9zob2/

at aldi they sell packs where 15 chips is 150 cal. still not very good but its a huge imrpovement

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/CICO on November 13, 2022 20:57:13
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/yue31f/new_life_goal/iw9p57m/

if someone were to actually build such a device, they would most certainly need a small lightweight camera to find þe satilites. one could repurpose an old laptop webcame and connect it via a usb a - usb c cable, since most laptop webcams use þe usb standard, and the code (theoretically) would use a reference image, move toward it so it’s in the center of þe frame, take another reference image, and repeat. Similar to how the javelin works. one may also need to have an oxidizer so þe fuel would burn, which means dramatically increasing the size of the rocket.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 13, 2022 19:34:18
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/yue31f/new_life_goal/iw9nghw/

there is a phenomenon called “Kessler Syndrome” which is basically when one satellite smashes another, they explode into tiny high speed fragment. these fragments may fly out and destroy other satellites and create more high speed fragments and so on, basically encasing the earth in a sphere of space debris going so fast that any existing satellite or orbiting structure will pretty much be destroyed. rocket without micro-meteorite protection will not be able to launch without getting damaged, and with the star link constellation and ever increasing amount of space junk, it’s getting more and more likely. do what you will with that information

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 13, 2022 19:21:25
/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/xp1l47/nasa_today/iw93sos/

little late but thanks!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/simpsonsshitposting on November 13, 2022 16:59:09
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/yu15np/dont_remember_the_entire_dream_but_my_sister/iw7q93s/

i was on my bed when she texted me. i took out the mayo that was under my bed for some reason and walked over. she couldn't open it then died and i went back to bed

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on November 13, 2022 11:40:55
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ytbpf7/chosing_new_earbuds/iw6yqtm/

I would probably recommend þe crusher evos, but they aren’t buds

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on November 13, 2022 08:00:12
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ytbpf7/chosing_new_earbuds/iw5ifvx/

do not buy the sesh’s. they are notorious for bad quality and high defect rate

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on November 12, 2022 21:54:23
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ytbpf7/chosing_new_earbuds/iw5icwt/

Dime 2 if your one a budget

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on November 12, 2022 21:53:41
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yti399/oh_no_where_is_the_bug/iw5gpim/

guys it’s not my code it’s a stray cosmic ray from another galaxy interfering with the computer i swear

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 12, 2022 21:40:17
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ytftjg/did_you_know_that_panda_cuddler_is_a_job/iw5bem6/

hating america = good liking americas enemy (russia, china) = very very bad

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on November 12, 2022 20:57:20
/r/dogelore/comments/yswx65/le_trolley_problem/iw50dmx/

steal the organs of all six and put them in yourself to become super organ man

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dogelore on November 12, 2022 19:29:28
/r/iphone/comments/ysvfxd/am_i_the_only_one_who_think_this_is_a_complete/iw506k5/

yeah. honestly i dont even use any of the home screen menus anymore. i use the search bar. wish we could disable the back arrow to search thing in setttings though

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/iphone on November 12, 2022 19:27:56
/r/drones/comments/yta45f/is_this_lipo_still_good_to_use_more_details_in/iw4yfr3/

not worth it. best case scenario your drone gets a little charred. worst case its a fireball raining from the sky.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/drones on November 12, 2022 19:14:03
/r/drones/comments/yta45f/is_this_lipo_still_good_to_use_more_details_in/iw4yakd/

NO NO NO NO NO ABSOLUTLEY NOT DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH LITHIUM BATTERIES YOU DO NOT WANT TO FIND OUT.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/drones on November 12, 2022 19:12:52
/r/196/comments/ytbz7m/gay_rule/iw4y7se/

most sellers should have a chart with the height and waist length for each size. i would reccomend finding one with free returns just in case it does not fit.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 12, 2022 19:12:14
/r/whenthe/comments/ytb27s/police_brutality/iw4hnsm/

new favorite defence of police brutality: "people die all the time it doesnt matter if they kill them"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/whenthe on November 12, 2022 17:07:31
/r/tumblr/comments/ytazpf/personally_i_cant_stand_last_christmas/iw469r7/

first class is gonna make me kill someone. It’s so needlessly repetitive, then it’s like “I can see the whole city from this balcony” bitch isn’t the entire song about being on first class on a plane???? where does the balcony play in? Then “they got it out for me” who the fuck they. and then he just shouts out the postal service???? and i fucking hate how something about the chorus. something about how þe delay between “i can put you in” and “first class”, and I think how loud and quiet it is for no fucking reason. It all feels super off rhythm to me and it’s just like someone made a Frankenstein of songs using weird lyrics that don’t belong and an off putting rhthem

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on November 12, 2022 15:45:42
/r/xbox/comments/xtt3sb/sync_button_on_controller_broke/iw0u16o/

Thank you. I’ll try to search for a working one!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/xbox on November 11, 2022 20:42:35
/r/xbox/comments/xtt3sb/sync_button_on_controller_broke/iw0me84/

idk. One I found in a drawer and þe other was from a pair of headphones

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/xbox on November 11, 2022 19:38:57
/r/xbox/comments/xtt3sb/sync_button_on_controller_broke/ivzse03/

The controller vibrates when it’s plugged in. i tried it with a controller with a working sync and it also didn’t connect through the wire

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/xbox on November 11, 2022 15:53:20
/r/xbox/comments/xtt3sb/sync_button_on_controller_broke/ivy454j/

the controller wont connect with the wire

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/xbox on November 11, 2022 09:02:59
/r/polls/comments/yrfcta/would_you_be_in_favor_of_your_city_installing/ivw3et6/

[Exurb1a](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzhkwyoe5vI&t=1392s&ab_channel=exurb1a) has a really good video about this. basically, no the fuck not

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on November 10, 2022 20:07:40
/r/VuvuzelaIPhone/comments/yrpe8f/oh_sweetie_no/ivvbluz/

if I have one district with one billion people, and five districts with three. which one is worth more

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/VuvuzelaIPhone on November 10, 2022 16:42:02
/r/196/comments/yr9t31/can_i_get_some_radical_socialism_mr_fetterman/ivv5sea/

i kid you not i have literally seen an ad that says "theyve done so much. stop far left fetterman". that was it. that was the entire ad.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 10, 2022 16:03:03
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/yqxvoe/add_a_title/ivv3ufy/

ew imagine using javascript

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 10, 2022 15:50:15
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/yrla5h/what_would_i_get_arrested_for/ivv3mho/

leaking classified cia documents to the chinese communist party

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 10, 2022 15:48:49
/r/LukeDavidsonSucks/comments/yr03v9/do_yall_not_have_anything_better_to_do/ivrxjxh/

honestly i just hate him cuz he is a really weird and cringe combination of vine and tiktok. his punchlines are unoriginal and unfunny. that being said tho it is also a waste of time to get mad at some rando conadian guy.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/LukeDavidsonSucks on November 9, 2022 22:56:49
/r/ACAB/comments/yqngou/dont_talk_they_are_not_your_friends_he_could_have/ivrw57z/

i hate cops but honestly this is a rare occasion where the cop was right. the cop gave this guy every opportunity to leave, he said youre free to go, was gonna let him get away with underage drinking, public intoxication, harrasing minors, and having weed, when the guy just pulled out a gun. you can hear the officer say "get out of here".

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ACAB on November 9, 2022 22:44:41
/r/ACAB/comments/yqngou/dont_talk_they_are_not_your_friends_he_could_have/ivrveie/

ACAB and everything but the context here is also important. The police was called for this guy harrasing minors and with an open alcohol container. the police let him off with a warning and walked him outside. its also clear that the man fired first. i'm not saying cops should be judge jury and executioner but this was obviously self defence.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ACAB on November 9, 2022 22:38:27
/r/Portal/comments/yqucga/qna_ask_a_companion_cube_anything_if_the_devs/ivrric8/

How many test subjects were you with before chell?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on November 9, 2022 22:06:23
/r/Portal/comments/yqucga/qna_ask_a_companion_cube_anything_if_the_devs/ivrhg42/

how did you feel when glados kept fizzling your friends

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on November 9, 2022 20:49:22
/r/Portal/comments/yqqr4j/people_saying_we_dont_need_portal_3_are_wrong/ivr8pps/

I don't think we need chell. Her story is finished. I don't think we'll ever get a portal 3, but im sure that we'll get plenty of other aperture stuff, like desk job, hand lab, robot repair, etc

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on November 9, 2022 19:43:02
/r/196/comments/yqolf0/just_let_me_take_care_of_you/ivqr0vm/

july 28th 1998 was a tuesday.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 9, 2022 17:33:50
/r/196/comments/yppbnc/rule/ivn1s9f/

man this is such a wacky idea it’s almost as if it’s some sort of satire or joke or something!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 8, 2022 22:43:13
/r/whenthe/comments/ypgh2w/damn_monkeys/ivmuzh6/

the preist after i ask him why i should become religious:

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/whenthe on November 8, 2022 21:47:50
/r/196/comments/ypjted/wtf_rule/ivmtsra/

wait im confused is it "homeland security tried to make terrorists to undermine trump" or "trump tried to get homland security to make terrorists"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 8, 2022 21:38:42
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/ypfm7q/handwriting_reveal_bc_bored/ivjes0n/

🎵but when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell 🎵 thanks for unlocking a seven year old memory

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 8, 2022 07:23:23
/r/TheLeftCantMeme/comments/yogl17/he_grew_his_hair_out_thats_all_that_happened/ivjcjlx/

you are þe ones CAUSING the over 40% suicide attempts

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheLeftCantMeme on November 8, 2022 06:59:10
/r/TheLeftCantMeme/comments/yogl17/he_grew_his_hair_out_thats_all_that_happened/ivjcepp/

“oh yeah my side thinks trans people shouldn’t exist and are mentally ill but it’s y’all that hate em!”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheLeftCantMeme on November 8, 2022 06:57:38
/r/TheLeftCantMeme/comments/youlo4/clown_world/ivjc9l7/

by golly gee! these damn zoomers are *checks notes* feeling BETTER about themselves???? how dare they do something that makes them happy that somewhat conflicts with my personal beliefs! as Jesus once said “and thoust must hate on trans people on Reddit dot com”!!’

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheLeftCantMeme on November 8, 2022 06:56:02
/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/yp80w4/love_how_he_just_has_3_syringes_in_him_at_all/ivjbyz3/

this meme isn’t saying the left said “oh we thought covid didn’t spread through air but we were wrong”. apparently the left wing is saying “WE SAID WE HATE YOU GUYS WE ARE SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE US WE WERE BOTH WRONG YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheRightCantMeme on November 8, 2022 06:52:41
/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/yp80w4/love_how_he_just_has_3_syringes_in_him_at_all/ivjbrr5/

there was ONE article written about declaring þe pandemic an amnesty and it was about how it was mishandled.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheRightCantMeme on November 8, 2022 06:50:24
/r/SelfAwarewolves/comments/yormcj/i_dont_have_words_for_this/ivj807a/

real “freedom is slavery” energy

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/SelfAwarewolves on November 8, 2022 06:03:20
/r/TheLeftCantMeme/comments/yp753s/what_dose_the_bible_and_capitalism_have_in_common/ividbx0/

are you saying you’re smarter than a Harvard student

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheLeftCantMeme on November 7, 2022 23:24:48
/r/TheLeftCantMeme/comments/yp753s/what_dose_the_bible_and_capitalism_have_in_common/ivi1i81/

its not worth arguing on this subreddit. it would be easier to walk into harvard and convince everyone that apples are purple.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheLeftCantMeme on November 7, 2022 21:49:41
/r/ArchitecturePorn/comments/ynp9ir/djis_company_headquarters/ivd1jpl/

i found the image on [dronedj.com](https://dronedj.com/2022/09/27/dji-headquarters-building-photos/).

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ArchitecturePorn on November 6, 2022 20:43:13
/r/shitposting/comments/yneq57/2_steps_ahead/iva0hcg/

this would be hell of a lot more intimidating if this wasn’t þe same person who throws a temper tantrum while eating ramen

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shitposting on November 6, 2022 08:11:43
/r/AmazonLunaHub/comments/y1pjdi/question_from_stadia_user/iv6vv55/

Nvidia gforce now is also an option I think

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AmazonLunaHub on November 5, 2022 15:37:13
/r/flamethrowers/comments/yliu44/is_this_a_good_idea/iv47r2w/

thank you so much! I’ll look into it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/flamethrowers on November 5, 2022 00:03:20
/r/DramaticText/comments/ylli31/theyre_doing_what/iv3a1uy/

[here](https://youtu.be/eduwBgDcMwY)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DramaticText on November 4, 2022 19:20:03
/r/flamethrowers/comments/yliu44/is_this_a_good_idea/iuz4l82/

would you mind checking if [this](https://youtu.be/5VjHX4p0nRA) would also kill me?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/flamethrowers on November 3, 2022 22:02:19
/r/flamethrowers/comments/yliu44/is_this_a_good_idea/iuyzzul/

yeah, i also realized there would be no way to shut of the fuel and the plastic would probably dissolve.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/flamethrowers on November 3, 2022 21:29:38
/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/ylcu47/constipation/iuywoxh/

I don’t know how to explain it but this just feels ai generates.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyterrifying on November 3, 2022 21:05:54
/r/polls/comments/yky5og/which_one_of_these_economic_ideologies_do_you/iuydwoz/

oh i just realized im an idiot and was literally just arguing with you for having a response to the question. sorry bout that.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on November 3, 2022 18:52:24
/r/polls/comments/yky5og/which_one_of_these_economic_ideologies_do_you/iuy6s5s/

That’s besides the point. If communism was perfectly implemented than everybody would work because they want to, and be happy. Obviously that’s not going to happen. The question is asking “ it were possible, would you?” And the obvious answer is yes, it literally would be a perfect society in which everyone is happy, equal, and everything is free. It’s not going to happen, but if it did it would be nice

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on November 3, 2022 17:59:29
/r/iphone/comments/yl3u18/what_phone_is_peak_iphone_design_these_are_mine/iuxx4v1/

iPhone X space gray is (imo) þe sleekest

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/iphone on November 3, 2022 16:34:16
/r/polls/comments/yky5og/which_one_of_these_economic_ideologies_do_you/iuxwp4h/

dude by definition communsim is literally a perfect utopia that’s pretty much impossible irl. it’s a fucking theoretical question.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on November 3, 2022 16:31:30
/r/worldnews/comments/ykmbll/nkorea_fires_over_20_missiles_on_wednesday/iuu5u2n/

with Ukraine, Taiwan, and now North Korea in the mix, i think that these next few years are going to be very fun.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/worldnews on November 2, 2022 21:03:33
/r/HermanCainAward/comments/yk3zmk/lets_declare_a_pandemic_amnesty/iutsn9p/

"hey so uh sorry about literally willing to risk your life in order to make us a tiny bit richer please just forget about it"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/HermanCainAward on November 2, 2022 19:30:04
/r/Skullcandy/comments/yjmq55/indy_evos_or_sesh_evos/iur2dtg/

Indy. Do not buy þe sesh, they are very bad

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on November 2, 2022 08:24:15
/r/flamethrowers/comments/yjnyh5/how_do_i_light_more_fuel/iuqp131/

What are some good/simple alternatives?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/flamethrowers on November 2, 2022 05:55:05
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/yjqq90/whats_a_good_fuel_to_use_in_a_flame_thrower/iupboex/

and??? its þe best letter. fight me

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 1, 2022 21:03:20
/r/killthecameraman/comments/yilkw7/how_hard_can_it_be_to_do_a_nice_job_nfsw/iuki6sl/

you see when two people are fighting usually the camera person doesn’t think “oh! right i should film their boobs!”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/killthecameraman on October 31, 2022 20:47:47
/r/dji/comments/yi3h5z/the_whole_shebang/iukhgvv/

i spent like five minutes thinking “what the hell kind of a drone is that??”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on October 31, 2022 20:42:15
/r/iphone/comments/yimipc/realistic_iphone_15_pro_wishlist/iuk257s/

new chip, im not sure but im pretty certain that apples prolly gonna go portless in the near future.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/iphone on October 31, 2022 18:41:01
/r/polls/comments/yhdiv1/what_is_the_maximum_tolerable_age_gap_between_two/iue7uf7/

my rule is half your age + 7 is the minimum

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on October 30, 2022 13:39:13
/r/Skullcandy/comments/yh5w2e/true_wireless_earbuds/iucxoi1/

Dime 2 have a tiny profile. The case is smaller than a credit card and about as thick as your phone, they sound great too

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 30, 2022 07:36:55
/r/Skullcandy/comments/yh9qco/do_i_absolutely_need_the_email_printed_off_to/iucw57w/

Use the local library to print it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 30, 2022 07:18:10
/r/iphone/comments/yh36tg/iphone_se_2_has_really_jumpy_scrolling/iucvdvz/

yeah probably. I have a temped glass screen protector that literally has like thirty cracks and chips on it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/iphone on October 30, 2022 07:08:25
/r/Skullcandy/comments/yf2smr/sesh_evo_sound_low_quality/iucvc6q/

yeah the music sounds sort of muffled and kind of like someone listen to it before it got to you

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 30, 2022 07:07:48
/r/Music/comments/ygpp0o/tell_me_the_most_beautiful_song_you_know/iubm13f/

as the world caves in by matt maltese

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Music on October 29, 2022 22:04:33
/r/Monitors/comments/ygwz0v/dead_pixel_on_neo_g8/iubkehm/

probably dead, but it may also be stuck. try a [stuck pixel fixer ](https://www.jscreenfix.com/)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Monitors on October 29, 2022 21:50:53
/r/196/comments/ygadm7/rule/iubith9/

future generations are gonna have a fun time deciphering this

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 29, 2022 21:37:59
/r/196/comments/ygryvj/help_rulequest/iub038e/

Caspian

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 29, 2022 19:06:33
/r/evilbuildings/comments/yglfr7/i_think_we_took_a_wrong_turn/iuaz1y3/

holy shit THANK YOU! i remember i saw an add for this and i thought it was called looper or something so i kept looking it up and couldn't find it. thanks!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/evilbuildings on October 29, 2022 18:58:29
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/ygdq1m/go_ahead_and_ask/iuanpsq/

can you solve x^3 -2x^2 -x+2 >= 0 and graph the graph on a real number line also set up a table for the intervals, test point, and sign analysis

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on October 29, 2022 17:31:23
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/ygttjv/controversy_game/iuandlb/

anything actually funny

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on October 29, 2022 17:28:46
/r/196/comments/yglugv/do_tell_rule/iuaegz9/

the femboy cia agent just beat up tucker carlson on live tv

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 29, 2022 16:25:32
/r/196/comments/ygpe3y/rule/iu9wgng/

(20+40)+(7+8)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 29, 2022 14:16:49
/r/DramaticText/comments/yg7mjf/a_very_sad_day_today/iu900u3/

“As the world caves in”-Matt Maltese

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DramaticText on October 29, 2022 10:23:31
/r/DramaticText/comments/yg7mjf/a_very_sad_day_today/iu8mufz/

as the world caves in

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DramaticText on October 29, 2022 08:25:55
/r/DramaticText/comments/yg7mjf/a_very_sad_day_today/iu8kxui/

honestly i like both, but the female cover gives a completely different vibe (not bad, but different) to the original

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DramaticText on October 29, 2022 08:05:57
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ygd7iz/my_sesh_evos_completely_stopped_playing_audio/iu8kpoj/

check if they are under warranty, and if so send them back

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 29, 2022 08:03:26
/r/Skullcandy/comments/yg7b3u/sesh_evo_question/iu7f0lm/

yeah. im pretty sure that the red lights are just to show if its charging or not, and theyll waste battery if theyre on in the case

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 28, 2022 23:07:33
/r/Skullcandy/comments/yftodx/crusher_wireless_only_playing_through_1_side/iu5xjig/

I think it’s volume up + volume down for five seconds or until you hear disconnected but im not sure. check the user manual.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 28, 2022 16:06:31
/r/Skullcandy/comments/yftodx/crusher_wireless_only_playing_through_1_side/iu5uqlk/

Have you tried factory resetting them? It sounds like a software problem.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 28, 2022 15:47:22
/r/polls/comments/yf5fx5/do_you_think_the_us_democrat_party_is_leftist/iu3su8y/

Called the democratic party leftist is like calling a hot wheels a car

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on October 28, 2022 06:34:01
/r/polls/comments/yf637r/removed_by_reddit/iu2q2xt/

Half your age+7 is the rule for minimum

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on October 27, 2022 22:49:38
/r/DramaticText/comments/yf1ogt/196_moment/iu2kusl/

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/nsnixg/i_managed_to_predict_the_future/h0ok2z6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DramaticText on October 27, 2022 22:09:17
/r/greentext/comments/yey5u5/its_4chan_its_not_real_its_4chan_its_not_real_its/iu2jmsj/

i'm pretty sure that an hero means a hero who commited suicide. i fucking hope.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/greentext on October 27, 2022 21:59:57
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ye5bqq/sesh_evo_connection/iu2e77g/

they dont need the app. reset the buds, then connect them using bluetooth

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 27, 2022 21:18:30
/r/Skullcandy/comments/x92jrc/trick_to_charging_evo_sesh/iu1uzg3/

i don’t, I’m pretty sure there’s a problem with yours, you should contact skullcandy

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 27, 2022 18:51:04
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ybyjk1/should_i_get_the_dime_2_or_the_sesh_evo/iu1m8fi/

just arrived. They’re honestly not bad, but for me if they don’t have a perfect fit they sound bad, and the vocals are a bit quiet in music

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 27, 2022 17:45:55
/r/DramaticText/comments/yf1ogt/196_moment/iu15ur6/

cropped the first image wrong but it’s also way fuckin funnier this way

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DramaticText on October 27, 2022 15:58:10
/r/MCPE/comments/yegf22/help_what_happened_to_my_world/itzehr1/

turn off all texture packs and behavior packs

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MCPE on October 27, 2022 08:56:08
/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/yefcrn/theres_just_one_and_its_mine_and_yall_cant_have_it/ity206b/

GOD CREATED ONE GENDER AND ONE RIB. ALL OF THIS WOKE “SHE HER” BULLSHIT IS UNCHRISTIAN.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns on October 26, 2022 23:26:42
/r/196/comments/ydwyqp/music_theory_rule/itx68xx/

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 26, 2022 19:19:13
/r/Skullcandy/comments/xh066p/new_user_to_sesh_evo_this_manual_confuses_me/itww5zl/

if you bought the extended warranty, otherwise its one year

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 26, 2022 18:04:20
/r/196/comments/ydwyqp/music_theory_rule/itwu0wx/

unless its polyrythyms in which case you'd be better off killing yourself

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 26, 2022 17:49:58
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ydwep8/dime_earbuds_case_doesnt_work/itwdcq2/

Check and clean the contacts on the earbuds and the case. if that doesn’t work all Skullcandy products come with a one year warranty, go to skullcandies website and file a claim

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 26, 2022 16:02:23
/r/Skullcandy/comments/yddl95/skull_candy_is_not_a_good_product/its9sts/

honestly it just sounds like you got reaallly unlucky. i have three Skullcandy headphones and they’ve all faithfully served me for years. The only issue I’ve experienced was on the spoke, where after two years of use, I dropped an earbud and it broke.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 25, 2022 18:45:54
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/ycqykk/just_a_scratch/itome8w/

shits literally tinfoil

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on October 25, 2022 00:16:06
/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/ycjovx/just_stop_oil_activists_have_thrown_custard_pies/itok10c/

well they’re right and wrong. they are receiving funding from aileen Getty, who is an oil heiress, but also she did found the Aileen Getty foundation and had made it pretty clear that stopping climate change is her thing now

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/worldnewsvideo on October 24, 2022 23:53:50
/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/ycjovx/just_stop_oil_activists_have_thrown_custard_pies/itojmbc/

actually wrong! Aileen Getty owns the Aileen Getty foundation. She may be an oil heiress but she’s made it pretty clear that stopping climate change is her thing now. it’s hell of a lot more likely that these people who are going out to protest and bring attention to problems are pretty shit at doing it.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/worldnewsvideo on October 24, 2022 23:50:08
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ybyjk1/should_i_get_the_dime_2_or_the_sesh_evo/ito85cv/

Thanks! i just ordered the sesh evo

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 24, 2022 22:17:11
/r/acrophobia/comments/yc63to/this_in_my_phobia/itn7ygb/

maybe r/megalophobia ?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/acrophobia on October 24, 2022 17:50:48
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ybyjk1/should_i_get_the_dime_2_or_the_sesh_evo/itjpvcn/

I think the most important thing is battery, then portability, then fit

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on October 23, 2022 23:35:32
/r/196/comments/ya9eui/dystopia_rule/itd1vmj/

ted was NOT right.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 22, 2022 14:37:26
/r/196/comments/ya9eui/dystopia_rule/itclakm/

imagine those uncontacted tribes in the amazon looking up to the sky to see a fucking coke bottle

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 22, 2022 12:44:37
/r/196/comments/ya9eui/dystopia_rule/itabdn5/

if i see an advertisement for Coca-Cola before i can look at the stars i am going to become a terrorist

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 21, 2022 22:32:05
/r/Monitors/comments/y84tg3/aoc_32_curved_4k_flickering_issue_when_watching/it5t7ur/

[This video](https://youtu.be/0ucXF0kozU4)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Monitors on October 20, 2022 23:30:42
/r/Monitors/comments/y84tg3/aoc_32_curved_4k_flickering_issue_when_watching/it1z93x/

I’m not sure but maybe try double checking the wire connections, and maybe update your display driver

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Monitors on October 20, 2022 07:01:39
/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/y76e57/wow_look_at_this_stupid_right_wing_tiktok_lol/isxgp98/

i cant belive us libershits were owned like that i love capitalism now

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheRightCantMeme on October 19, 2022 08:39:33
/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/y7avok/birds_arent_real_protest_in_nyc/iswak02/

It’s a satire movement mocking conspiracy theory’s

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ActualPublicFreakouts on October 19, 2022 00:04:10
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/y7g7x1/bernie_sanders_being_arrested_in_chicago_for/isvnibj/

hey we should maybe not force people to pay crippling fines for staying alive and going to school. = workers should own the means of production apparently

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on October 18, 2022 21:00:48
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/y7g7x1/bernie_sanders_being_arrested_in_chicago_for/isvn2lo/

yep! in a few years we'll see devistating wildfires, record setting storms, new lows and highs in temperature, the sea rising, the ice caps melting, animals dying, and- oh wait

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on October 18, 2022 20:57:33
/r/xbox/comments/y6ldvl/the_last_time_i_had_an_xbox_i_was_23_i_am_now_31/isr7ooo/

Portal and Portal 2 are some of the best games i've ever played and i would 100% reccomend them to anyone.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/xbox on October 17, 2022 22:34:17
/r/AskReddit/comments/y6i3zp/whats_your_first_move_if_trump_gets_reelected_in/isr4dge/

I mean, sure canadas got some problems, and movings a pain, but eh, its worth it.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AskReddit on October 17, 2022 22:07:22
/r/iphone/comments/y624vz/rainbow_screen_of_death/isqna24/

I think it just needs some rice.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/iphone on October 17, 2022 19:52:08
/r/boringdystopia/comments/y5f1c3/juststopoil_is_funded_by_big_oil/ismps8g/

This is how conspiracy theories spread. There’s something that’s “so stupid my side couldn’t possibly have done that” and then “oh my look at this. it somewhat lines up with my suspicions so it must be true!”. Just stop oil is stupid, but they’re not run by big oil to make climate activists look bad. Aileen Getty, the person who founded the climate emergency fund and funded just stop oil is an oil heiress, yes. But, she is also very open to the fact that [mitigating climate change is now her thing.](https://aileengettyfoundation.org/climate-change/)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/boringdystopia on October 16, 2022 23:12:07
/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/y5iewz/parallel_reality_at_the_airport_hightech_screen/ismkf2z/

i hate how every time i see something cool it’s always “actually this exact technology was referenced in fifteen different dystopian novels and will most likely be used for mass surveillance of the population”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ABoringDystopia on October 16, 2022 22:28:52
/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/y5ekjh/just_stop_oil_protester_spray_paints_an_aston/ismjk5i/

I’m torn on just stop oil. like on one hand fuck yeah. protest nonviolently. bring attention to the end of the world. but on the other hand this is the worst fucking way to do it and makes everyone else protesting look like idiots

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ActualPublicFreakouts on October 16, 2022 22:22:18
/r/interestingasfuck/comments/y5kvoa/earlier_this_year_kim_jongun_unveiled_a_new_icbm/ismauqr/

this looks like it was made by a 10 year old who just downloaded kinemaster

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/interestingasfuck on October 16, 2022 21:15:16
/r/19684/comments/y5i4t9/rule_how_do_i_play_this/ism5cr3/

d flat, e flat, a flat b flat f natural, d flat, e flat, g flat.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/19684 on October 16, 2022 20:34:15
/r/ofcoursethatsathing/comments/y4wz2a/portable_seat_exoskeleton/ishrvoo/

they literally made peg pants a real thing lmfao

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ofcoursethatsathing on October 15, 2022 22:12:10
/r/masterhacker/comments/y4fyl8/security_is_just_an_illusion/ishhwu8/

we should have some form of security on all of those things specifically designed to stop attacks or something!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/masterhacker on October 15, 2022 20:52:49
/r/interestingasfuck/comments/y4nai7/actual_footage_of_hindenburg_disaster_a_hydrogen/isfh87m/

why is the title worded like the hindenburg is some kind of obscure historical footnote

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/interestingasfuck on October 15, 2022 12:05:09
/r/iamverysmart/comments/y3r7ip/this_was_a_quora_question_of_course_they_had_to/isbzegj/

who’s gonna tell ‘em watching kurzgesagt videos and studying the universe ain’t the same

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/iamverysmart on October 14, 2022 16:13:11
/r/femboymemes/comments/y29l8j/caption/is3mf8d/

\>find wireless headphones \>look inside \>wires

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/femboymemes on October 12, 2022 21:30:11
/r/midtiersuperpowers/comments/y2jpml/you_can_count_things_insanely_fast/is3j3jp/

i would use this to win every single one of those "guess how much candy is in the jar" thingys

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/midtiersuperpowers on October 12, 2022 21:06:06
/r/JoeBiden/comments/y11hvy/fox_news_exposing_dark_brandon_as_a_good_dad/iryvzbx/

"THAT MONSTER!!! HOW DARE HE \*checks notes\* CARE FOR HIS SON?????"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/JoeBiden on October 11, 2022 21:41:37
/r/DarkBRANDON/comments/y0z118/fox_news_exposing_dark_brandon_as_a_good_dad/iryvjpy/

idk but i found it on the [daily mail](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11292765/Joe-Bidens-emotional-voicemail-Hunter-gun-purchase.html#v-400064882809485519)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DarkBRANDON on October 11, 2022 21:38:17
/r/DarkBRANDON/comments/y0z118/fox_news_exposing_dark_brandon_as_a_good_dad/iryveoh/

[the rest of the quote](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11292765/Joe-Bidens-emotional-voicemail-Hunter-gun-purchase.html#v-400064882809485519) is "I'm here no matter what you need, no matter what you need, I love you"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DarkBRANDON on October 11, 2022 21:37:13
/r/ACAB/comments/xzbcf0/police_officer_fired_after_shooting_17_year_old/irmn1fq/

i hate how he says “shots fired” like he is in danger.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ACAB on October 9, 2022 08:51:55
/r/youngpeopleyoutube/comments/xz21lx/nah/irmlnev/

bro hates “roblox bacons” he’s fucking racist over roblox avatars

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/youngpeopleyoutube on October 9, 2022 08:38:29
/r/techhelp/comments/xyw6k6/trouble_transfering_camera_roll_from_iphone_to_pc/irkwl98/

theres [this](https://www.phototransferapp.com/) but if it doesnt work you can just google "photo transfer app"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techhelp on October 8, 2022 21:14:23
/r/techhelp/comments/xyw6k6/trouble_transfering_camera_roll_from_iphone_to_pc/irjfo7v/

I’m pretty sure there are free photo transfer softwares available online,

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techhelp on October 8, 2022 14:11:48
/r/u_KraftSingles/comments/wg65tp/megathread_how_to_keep_melty_cheese_off_of_your/irhg8y9/

Honestly not really a huge fan of Kraft singles but this is an amazing ad

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/u_KraftSingles on October 8, 2022 00:27:52
/r/u_KraftSingles/comments/wg65tp/megathread_how_to_keep_melty_cheese_off_of_your/irhfnxm/

i once was out of food and microwaved a single piece of kraft singles on a plate and then i somehow overlooked it and dropped my plate on my keyboard.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/u_KraftSingles on October 8, 2022 00:20:46
/r/PublicFreakout/comments/xxxdv6/officer_abruptly_opened_car_door_and_fired_at/irhf6sm/

“shots fired” dumbass that was you

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/PublicFreakout on October 8, 2022 00:15:05
/r/techsupport/comments/xxnuz2/dead_or_stuck_pixels/irha9k6/

by the way, could you just check this video to see if it is? https://www.reddit.com/r/Monitors/comments/xyd2gc/theres_this_weird_line_of_pixels_on_my_monitor/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techsupport on October 7, 2022 23:20:00
/r/Portal/comments/xwg8ug/just_discovered_my_monitor_arm_could_rotate_and/irha674/

alright don’t do this. idk why but a day after i did this a weird dark line appeared on my monitor and won’t go away, now i have to fill out a warranty form.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on October 7, 2022 23:19:03
/r/VuvuzelaIPhone/comments/xy5ih4/facism_is_when_usbc_port/irgvon8/

“aaannnd then the liberal world order will force the new i phone to have a usb c port” -Karl Marx (Das Kapital)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/VuvuzelaIPhone on October 7, 2022 20:59:01
/r/boringdystopia/comments/xy4kx1/officer_abruptly_opened_car_door_and_fired_at/irguz5x/

apparently he thought the license plate was weird and the car may be stolen so he walked up to some kid eating McDonalds, didn’t identify himself, told the kid to get out, and shot em when they didn’t listen to some random guy who opened your car door and tried to get you out.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/boringdystopia on October 7, 2022 20:52:27
/r/boringdystopia/comments/xy4kx1/officer_abruptly_opened_car_door_and_fired_at/irgunjc/

“SHOTS FIRED” DUMBASS THAT WAS YOU!!!!!!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/boringdystopia on October 7, 2022 20:49:29
/r/techsupport/comments/xxnuz2/dead_or_stuck_pixels/ird99r3/

Do know if this type of stuff is usually covered by the warranty?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techsupport on October 6, 2022 23:57:55
/r/forwardsfromgrandma/comments/xx2pse/trans_people_are_evil_sweatie/ircycav/

Does that mean satan created the iphone, facebook, cars, the lightbulb, music, language, books, argriculture, the internet, science, electricity, and civilization?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/forwardsfromgrandma on October 6, 2022 22:22:51
/r/Portal/comments/xwg8ug/just_discovered_my_monitor_arm_could_rotate_and/irbhz24/

If you look up aperture science on displate I’m pretty sure they have it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on October 6, 2022 15:23:48
/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/v0qswy/this_polish_solider_on_an_obstacle_course/ir8m1ox/

“I could do that” I say to myself as I curl up under my blanket fort with a cup of microwaved milk. i ask alexa to turn up the thermostat because frankly, it’s a bit cold, and the thermostat is really far away.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/HumansAreMetal on October 5, 2022 23:32:22
/r/Portal/comments/xwg8ug/just_discovered_my_monitor_arm_could_rotate_and/ir8hnqf/

oh boy! i sure do enjoy portal radio music i think I’ll leave it on for five hours and nineteen seconds.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on October 5, 2022 22:52:58
/r/Portal/comments/xwg8ug/just_discovered_my_monitor_arm_could_rotate_and/ir7upm4/

i mean…. isn’t glados always building new chambers?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on October 5, 2022 19:41:33
/r/midtiersuperpowers/comments/xwfbe7/when_you_close_your_eyes_people_around_you_cant/ir7c6ij/

hey you really don’t wanna cut off your eyelids

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/midtiersuperpowers on October 5, 2022 17:24:16
/r/Portal/comments/xwg8ug/just_discovered_my_monitor_arm_could_rotate_and/ir6y6qk/

I'm pretty sure displate has one

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on October 5, 2022 15:54:17
/r/ThatLookedExpensive/comments/xvxbba/somethings_fishy/ir3rdwq/

from one of the comments on the original post: “I’m not a fishy expert but I do consider myself something of a scientist. All these fish are dead. They caught them in the water, then they put them in some kind of container to bring them to this location. Maybe a boat or a truck. Whatever device they have set up to move fish from its previous container to this assembly line seems to have worked too well, causing more fish to come out than it was apparently designed to handle. Whether the hapless operator we see here had anything to do with the mess is beyond me, but I wouldn’t want to be in his boots”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ThatLookedExpensive on October 4, 2022 22:51:42
/r/dogelore/comments/xv2rp3/le_face_reveal_has_arrived/ir0aomn/

if ur gonna hate on someone hate on them for faking speedruns or something.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dogelore on October 4, 2022 08:28:53
/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/xuvvx0/a_media_interview_while_being_carried_away_by/iqz3epn/

Tell me you don’t understand economics without telling me you don’t understand economics.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/nextfuckinglevel on October 3, 2022 23:41:28
/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/xuvvx0/a_media_interview_while_being_carried_away_by/iqz36v7/

“only idiots would try to stop rich people from destroying the planet and killing us all. smart people decide it’s better to sit back and have a 0.000000001% chance of becoming one of the rich people”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/nextfuckinglevel on October 3, 2022 23:39:31
/r/apolloapp/comments/xu8zct/part_2_hey_developer_of_apollo_for_reddit_here_im/iqz2qpg/

hi, should i comment here too? This would be my second comment, first was on the original thread.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/apolloapp on October 3, 2022 23:35:30
/r/tumblr/comments/xqsgid/portal_2/iqyl7y9/

actaulyl i just found this great [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZJuxvaG5nI&ab_channel=OssyFlawol) from ossy flawol. it goes in depth about chell and glados's relationship but at the end it talks about how the developers refered to glados and chells relationship as just that, at about 16:48 in the vid

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on October 3, 2022 21:17:44
/r/distressingmemes/comments/xu36mj/it_always_knows_where_you_are_if_you_hear_its/iqxkrv6/

A creepy pasta called the harbringer experiment. It’s really good, would recommend you give it a read

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/distressingmemes on October 3, 2022 16:48:49
/r/whenthe/comments/xu3etw/true_story/iqvajol/

damn that’s interestigng. on an unrelated topic: how do i join the boy scouts? Also where do you live?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/whenthe on October 3, 2022 07:03:53
/r/196/comments/xu5ak8/the_face/iqud94o/

he looks exactly like i imahined

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 2, 2022 23:48:31
/r/Portal/comments/xtvqlz/portal_2s_wakeup_menu_song_sounds_quite/iqtqeuf/

How do you turn that on?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on October 2, 2022 20:44:39
/r/entrypoint/comments/xtmxtg/i_dont_understand_the_killhouse/iqrmfrg/

canonically it’s a training thing from halcyon but the theories suggest that it happens after black dusk and it’s the afterlife

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/entrypoint on October 2, 2022 12:26:54
/r/196/comments/xszyuq/top_ten_things_that_definitely_didnt_happen_rule/iqpldkm/

if anarchists actually vandalized that building there would be more fire than building

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 2, 2022 00:11:53
/r/teenagersnew/comments/xt6ae5/new_to_this_subreddit_im_here_from_the_regular/iqpay6p/

low self confidence also i don’t wanna explain to two fourty year old chinese people what a “femboy” is

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersnew on October 1, 2022 22:35:02
/r/tumblr/comments/xqsgid/portal_2/iqfatyl/

Exactly! Finally, someone understands

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on September 29, 2022 18:15:52
/r/Portal/comments/xrbm5o/i_started_making_my_own_puzzle_game_inspired_by/iqesdo1/

Awesome! The timeline switching thing kinda remings me of 0r8!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on September 29, 2022 16:08:39
/r/whatsongisthis/comments/xqx8ni/i_dont_know_what_to_tag_this_but_ive_been_looking/iqcwo4m/

[Bones by imagine dragons](https://youtu.be/DYed5whEf4g)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/whatsongisthis on September 29, 2022 08:20:41
/r/tumblr/comments/xqsgid/portal_2/iqbnoys/

it was revealed to me in a drug induced coma dream

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on September 28, 2022 23:15:32
/r/Portal/comments/xq9ul9/what_would_happen_when_you_look_at_the/iqbibsq/

Huh, I think I may have gotten that line confused with the rule, but i still feel like "dont remove the gun from the testing track" would make sense as the fourth rule

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on September 28, 2022 22:30:13
/r/tumblr/comments/xqsgid/portal_2/iqbd012/

Wheatley and GLaDOS are a toxic relationship and chell is asexual

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on September 28, 2022 21:48:21
/r/Portal/comments/xq9ul9/what_would_happen_when_you_look_at_the/iqbcne9/

I think that originally said “under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area or it will detonate”. I don’t remember where I heard it but I definitely heard it somewhere

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on September 28, 2022 21:45:35
/r/AttorneyTom/comments/xqfmmr/ama_im_the_reasonable_and_prudent_person/iqase01/

opinion on the single seat twin engine supermaneuverable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E air defense fighter?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AttorneyTom on September 28, 2022 19:12:18
/r/teenagersnew/comments/xqjeix/boys_whats_stopping_you_from_dressing_like_this/iqas6lr/

low self confidence and also I don’t have any way to buy it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersnew on September 28, 2022 19:10:43
/r/teenagersnew/comments/xqjeix/boys_whats_stopping_you_from_dressing_like_this/iqarygk/

low self confidence and also can’t afford it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersnew on September 28, 2022 19:08:58
/r/boringdystopia/comments/xqg52l/guys_wasting_money_on_egirls_while_millions/iqarwcv/

Wasn’t this confirmed to be fake?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/boringdystopia on September 28, 2022 19:08:31
/r/196/comments/xpukfa/rule/iq6m95g/

ok and?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on September 27, 2022 21:44:01
/r/boringdystopia/comments/xpti79/we_only_got_bad_parts_of_cyberpunk_change_my_mind/iq6kpsg/

yeah! we have slave robots but they’re not super cool they’re just circles with voices. we have robotic limbs but they’re expensive as fuck. we’re destroying the planet but not even in a remotely interesting way. no threat of thermonuclear war, no plague, no meteor, just capitalism

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/boringdystopia on September 27, 2022 21:32:05
/r/197/comments/xpeu79/rule/iq5ikxl/

When done right, minimalism can look really nice, when done wrong, it just strips everything of their character and turns it into a bunch of characterless blocks

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on September 27, 2022 16:48:59
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/xpg1i6/现在我有冰淇淋/iq46r7w/

我的妈怎么了?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on September 27, 2022 11:41:42
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/xpg1i6/现在我有冰淇淋/iq414f5/

是Dwane石头Johnson!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on September 27, 2022 11:04:04
/r/interestingasfuck/comments/xozc7y/the_final_photograph_captured_by_nasas_dart_probe/iq207um/

Pretty much every telescope on earth, JWST and Hubble were all watching it,

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/interestingasfuck on September 26, 2022 22:27:19
/r/CatastrophicFailure/comments/xocaet/20220926_booth_pilots_dead_after_two_stunt_planes/iq1opzt/

I expected an explosion, but somehow this is worse.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/CatastrophicFailure on September 26, 2022 21:00:55
/r/196/comments/xovk59/rule/iq14mz3/

always forget 😔

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on September 26, 2022 18:29:48
/r/196/comments/xntgum/rule/iq11qc9/

r\femboy is sfw (r\femboys is not)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on September 26, 2022 18:08:41
/r/196/comments/xoma52/fuck_fascism_rule/iq11ifw/

and democrats

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on September 26, 2022 18:07:05
/r/196/comments/xoma52/fuck_fascism_rule/iq11hss/

republicans. need i say more?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on September 26, 2022 18:06:57
/r/196/comments/xo00dt/it_is_a_sad_rule_today/ipyix7q/

Yeah, still can’t believe he got pfizers vaccine 2 that turns people into alligator bird dog hybrid and then was eaten by a shark

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on September 26, 2022 07:39:42
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xnkec6/old_inventions_that_never_caught_on/ipx8g71/

Isn’t the Yamaha Sea Scooter a modern version of the dick blender?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on September 25, 2022 22:28:14
/r/iphone/comments/xo18fk/i_have_a_broken_iphone_and_its_chargine/ipwpf2q/

Yeah, i had dropped it the day before and the screen stopped working but the sound and taptic engine were still good, and then i left it plugged in overnight and everything just stopped working.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/iphone on September 25, 2022 19:59:40
/r/196/comments/xo00dt/it_is_a_sad_rule_today/ipwnv6j/

i defenitly know who ben is it is so sad that ben (who i know) is now dead (very sad) ben (who i knew about personally) us no longer with us rest in peace ben (i know who ben is by the way)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on September 25, 2022 19:47:14
/r/gaming/comments/xn4nuz/im_have_the_house_to_myself_i_ordered_some_pizza/ipst17l/

YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAATT!!!!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/gaming on September 24, 2022 23:48:18
/r/Portal/comments/nduecq/what_the_hell_was_aperture_science_actually/ipsosc0/

i think they were just stress testing their products, like if ur gonna release a portal gun to the public ya dont want it exploding when some dumbass tries to do the double flip portal trickshot underwater

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on September 24, 2022 23:07:22
/r/SocialismIsCapitalism/comments/xmxpga/i_wonder_what_system_causes_this_situation/iprczvi/

These people can watch capitalism burn a country to the ground and still blame socialists for not stopping it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/SocialismIsCapitalism on September 24, 2022 16:37:53
/r/Portal/comments/xn0391/finally_after_4_long_years/ipr7dvr/

CONGRATULATIONS!!!🎉

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on September 24, 2022 15:56:39
/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/comments/xmf8f9/a_black_high_school_student_told_his_gym_teacher/ipph8vt/

“HEY! LET ME ARREST YOU!” “uh no” “THATS RESISTING ARREST YOU CRIMINAL SCUM”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut on September 24, 2022 07:54:06
/r/shitposting/comments/xm4vfv/same/ipoft4f/

the artist that made the song. their stuff is pretty good actually but it’s a shame a bunch of twelve year olds on tiktok keep reusing the same 15 second clip

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shitposting on September 23, 2022 23:48:15
/r/AttorneyTom/comments/xhzu7k/could_you_analyze_how_many_millions_of_osha/ip5broq/

the long fall boots were "expensive as hell" according to cave johnson, and i dont really think caves the type of guy to spend money to ensure his employees saftey

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AttorneyTom on September 19, 2022 22:39:25
/r/AttorneyTom/comments/xhzu7k/could_you_analyze_how_many_millions_of_osha/ip4b6wv/

“So uh, im not sure about what the laws are in your country, but in the United States, it’s probably illegal to have employees working on catwalks over bottomless pits, but it depends”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AttorneyTom on September 19, 2022 17:56:00
/r/AttorneyTom/comments/xhzu7k/could_you_analyze_how_many_millions_of_osha/ip4axdw/

“So uh, im not sure about what the laws are in your country, but in the United States, it’s probably illegal to have employees working under a bomb dropping pipes, but it depends”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AttorneyTom on September 19, 2022 17:54:06
/r/DramaticText/comments/xeyoyz/dramatic_c/iol0lqv/

yeah mhm one small detail i think you left out: uhj, he sort of killed millions of people

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/DramaticText on September 15, 2022 17:20:22
/r/dji/comments/xb6nf1/my_local_police_forces_drone_can_someone_help_me/io00ah6/

dji matrice m30 i think

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on September 11, 2022 11:42:39
/r/196/comments/xa8whl/rule/inukst6/

it’s expensive as fuck

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on September 10, 2022 08:42:35
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xa0jca/your_average_coder/inssuen/

average array fan vs arraylist enjoyer

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on September 9, 2022 20:55:58
/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/x968c7/behold_school_lunch/inof3oq/

why am i downvoted i didn’t

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shittyfoodporn on September 8, 2022 22:49:29
/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/x968c7/behold_school_lunch/innzig6/

they served three

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shittyfoodporn on September 8, 2022 20:56:36
/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/x968c7/behold_school_lunch/inmritl/

nah that shit was super fucking soggy

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shittyfoodporn on September 8, 2022 15:54:16
/r/197/comments/x8ei66/rool/inizg50/

-5

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on September 7, 2022 20:40:03
/r/teenagersnew/comments/x837z1/i_want_this_with_them/inis0v1/

charge yo phone bro

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersnew on September 7, 2022 19:45:31
/r/Portal/comments/x78cqc/what_are_they_testing_for/incw5so/

in portal 2 glados mentions that she was already developing the coop testing while chell testing so she may have been testing or analyzing the human mind and how it solves problems to make better robot testers?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on September 6, 2022 16:06:41
/r/GoCommitDie/comments/x2pzvd/theft/imp4bl4/

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPEPEPEBEBEBEBEE *slash*

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/GoCommitDie on September 1, 2022 15:08:54
/r/gaming/comments/x2rkus/as_a_56_year_old_lady_who_has_never_played_video/imlfnr2/

I would recommend portal and portal 2, they’re sci-fi, but i wouldn’t really call them action. it’s more of puzzle solving, but still very fun

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/gaming on August 31, 2022 20:16:14
/r/teenagersnew/comments/x2c74d/_/iml007q/

Opinion on oatmeal?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersnew on August 31, 2022 18:22:14
/r/fuckcars/comments/x2b4x6/guys_new_techno_bro_project_dropped/imk1f1f/

isnt that just a hovertrain with fancy plastic on it??

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/fuckcars on August 31, 2022 14:41:38
/r/196/comments/x1xon4/code_rule/imh7bd5/

That’s what % does in java (and i think most other languages) it divides and gives the remainder so 5%3 would be two, and 4%2 would be zero

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on August 30, 2022 23:25:41
/r/boringdystopia/comments/x13iye/vegans_supporting_the_big_beef_industry_next/imbx539/

Real life nuclear storage isn’t like Mr.Burns going “hurrr durr let’s feed it to a baby” it’s strictly regulated, and most nuclear waste goes through a process to basically make it less radioactive, “I won’t explain it but you can read more about it [here](https://www.nei.org/news/2019/what-happens-nuclear-waste-us) )before being placed in concrete and steel dry casks filled with inert gas built to survive natural disasters.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/boringdystopia on August 29, 2022 21:20:04
/r/196/comments/x0q5ty/i_have_to_rule/imblozg/

Trans portation: 🚂

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on August 29, 2022 19:52:42
/r/197/comments/wzqt8n/rule/im6t4fx/

it’s a drone. it flies. can you fly?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on August 28, 2022 19:09:04
/r/197/comments/wzqt8n/rule/im6sloc/

what if it’s too high

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on August 28, 2022 19:05:01
/r/197/comments/wzqt8n/rule/im6qexf/

just imagine your out for a jog, and suddenly a drone just starts to follow you. you run faster, it flies faster. it’s really close, what would you do?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on August 28, 2022 18:48:22
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im6b76j/

Thanks, but I think it’s a bit expensive for a beginner

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 16:58:45
/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/x001rr/caption_this/im64lo1/

brand new hospital security system

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyterrifying on August 28, 2022 16:12:55
/r/drones/comments/wzlnbs/thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5zw55/

Alright thank you!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/drones on August 28, 2022 15:40:07
/r/drones/comments/wzlnbs/thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5zvdk/

Yeah! I mean it’s a fun toy, but it’s literally a toy. It feels hollow and the camera is hot garbage

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/drones on August 28, 2022 15:39:58
/r/drones/comments/wzlnbs/thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5zrkt/

Alright, thank you!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/drones on August 28, 2022 15:39:15
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5zmke/

I can’t find any for sale there

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:38:17
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5zlnm/

Ok, would you recommend the mini or mini 3?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:38:06
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5zjx5/

Alright, thank you!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:37:46
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5zhi8/

Alright, I’ve seen a lot of recommendations for the mini 2, so I might get that one

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:37:18
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5zd90/

thanks I will definitely think about getting the mini 2

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:36:28
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5zazs/

Ok! Thank tou

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:36:02
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5zakh/

Alright thanks, I’ll look into it!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:35:57
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5z86g/

Buy which one?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:35:29
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5z7mp/

Alright thanks, I’ll think about it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:35:23
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5yysn/

Alright, thanks I’ll consider it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:33:40
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im5yx7q/

Thanks for the warning, but could you elaborate more on the problem? Most of the reviews I’ve found are positive

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 28, 2022 15:33:22
/r/me_irl/comments/wzvp4o/me_irl/im50ehd/

I mean it’s easy to get lost with these kind of memes, but you really just need to cut your losses and move on

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/me_irl on August 28, 2022 11:38:32
/r/dji/comments/wzlmal/im_thinking_of_getting_a_drone/im36ve6/

Thanks, I’ll definitely look into it!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dji on August 27, 2022 23:54:03
/r/megalophobia/comments/wt18h7/found_in_oddly_terrifying/il27fcz/

is that a broken airplane engine?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/megalophobia on August 20, 2022 08:49:40
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/wsohfl/1_of_2_brains_on_earth_with_spinal_cord_still/il0plo2/

It definitely wasn’t the second one that wrote the title

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on August 19, 2022 22:34:56
/r/MoldyMemes/comments/ws6yrd/moldy_backrooms/ikxy75d/

found footage? why haven’t you found some bitches

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MoldyMemes on August 19, 2022 11:06:05
/r/LukeDavidsonSucks/comments/wrz16i/you_dick_sucking_animal/ikx9ue1/

yeah but he has literally no acting talent. he relies on stupid fucking filters and uses unfunny jokes that were mediocre at best fifteen years ago. and half his videos would make no sense without the captions.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/LukeDavidsonSucks on August 19, 2022 08:11:05
/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/wrhdsz/this_most_likely_breaks_the_rules_but_it_needs_to/ikvxbkt/

hey r/sounding has some really cool stuff ( i am so very sorry )

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyterrifying on August 18, 2022 23:10:19
/r/197/comments/wrnas7/rule/ikunysz/

Actually iirc she was fired for different reasons, and the homer guy actually stood up for her

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/197 on August 18, 2022 17:40:56
/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/wrhdsz/this_most_likely_breaks_the_rules_but_it_needs_to/iktqwfb/

YESS!!! I absolutely hate it when people post stuff here that’s like “oh man it’s so weird that dead corpses littering the streets are terrifying”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyterrifying on August 18, 2022 14:11:35
/r/me_irl/comments/wq2phd/me_irl/ikokei2/

Not to set an alarm, you can just do that in the normal clock app, bed time just has some nice alarm tones

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/me_irl on August 17, 2022 13:26:23
/r/me_irl/comments/wq2phd/me_irl/ikn6fpx/

what???? it’s literally free???

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/me_irl on August 17, 2022 07:35:52
/r/me_irl/comments/wq2phd/me_irl/iklrjh1/

It’s now in the health app

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/me_irl on August 16, 2022 22:11:46
/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/wpdvi5/this_is_why_we_need_science_in_our_public_schools/ikh5iy4/

A virus is literally a bunch of rna in a shell. It’s just a piece of information . It is literally incapable of ANYTHING unless it floats around and bumps into a host, then it gives the cell the instructions, and the CELL using the information from the virus makes more viruses,

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheRightCantMeme on August 15, 2022 23:46:03
/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/wpdvi5/this_is_why_we_need_science_in_our_public_schools/ikh40n7/

Because those are actual multicellular animals. a virus is literally strands of rna floating around in a shell of protein

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheRightCantMeme on August 15, 2022 23:33:05
/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/wpe8ki/sleeping_in_a_concert/ikgiwgr/

I’m pretty sure that it’s mostly just for timings, sure sometimes he might signal to get louder but those are all already written on the sheet music

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Whatcouldgowrong on August 15, 2022 20:54:06
/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/wooi7v/jalifornia_love/ikgh52t/

Jennsylvania nooooo!!!!!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/CuratedTumblr on August 15, 2022 20:41:09
/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/wmzt6i/magic_hat/ik359va/

It’s more of like “ay it’s another hat, ay it’s a vase now, ooh another hat,”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/blackmagicfuckery on August 12, 2022 23:44:41
/r/boburnham/comments/wmrl70/inside_the_songs_and_inside_deluxe_release_day_vs/ik32wgf/

🎵🎵 gee-whiz he got it and he flauntsI am the thing he is but he isn't when I walk🎵🎵

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/boburnham on August 12, 2022 23:23:29
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/wm6rfy/what_do_i_add_to_my_infinite_caves_exploration/ik0jdfw/

Maybe a jet pack? not in the traditional sense that makes you fly but it could give you like a double jump or speed boost

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 12, 2022 12:39:50
/r/Persecutionfetish/comments/wm4dhy/boomer_cartoonist_has_terminal_persecution/ijzjl4n/

this looks like something a five year old made in ms paint

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Persecutionfetish on August 12, 2022 08:34:07
/r/killthecameraman/comments/wm26tv/bye_bye_theres_no_chance_to_survive_without/ijy2lpc/

r/killthecameraman users when someone doesn’t record a gruesome death perfectly.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/killthecameraman on August 11, 2022 22:51:05
/r/techsupportmacgyver/comments/wm49kl/a_iphone_4s_with_about_4x_the_original_capacity/ijxg511/

my dude if that goes anywhere near anything sharp you are going to be the first person on the floor, walls, and ceiling all at the same time

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techsupportmacgyver on August 11, 2022 20:01:22
/r/196/comments/wkmoru/oc_lets_do_this/ijqusa4/

not a game but watch the mandela catalogue

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on August 10, 2022 13:37:47
/r/geometrydash/comments/wkh2wz/im_a_geometry_dash_youtuber_with_90000/ijnnxoo/

anything? what is homeostasis?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/geometrydash on August 9, 2022 20:50:15
/r/lostgeneration/comments/wk9uac/they_already_have_a_plan_b/ijn3qge/

what the absolute fuck is this timeline

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/lostgeneration on August 9, 2022 18:24:05
/r/Portal/comments/whqy35/help_blocking_bug_at_the_end_or_is_it_on_purpose/ij8xyyj/

yeah that’s meant to happen, but it really makes you wonder what the scientists were thinking when the gave her control over neurotoxin, the entire facility, the vents, turrets, and a rocket launcher

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on August 6, 2022 19:49:25
/r/opticalillusions/comments/wflx4o/how_are_your_eyes/iiwqcpk/

Try to read the spaces in between the black things

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/opticalillusions on August 4, 2022 08:41:10
/r/feminineboys/comments/wfcuzo/new_femboy_any_tips/iiwjb9g/

https://youtu.be/s7OFtG238g4

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/feminineboys on August 4, 2022 07:37:17
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ulr5ck/skullcandy_dime_2_not_connecting/iiuzr7b/

lmao. i used to have a pair of skull candy spokes before i got the dime 2s, and i just woke up one day and they were gone. i think either i have terrible memory or I am cursed

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on August 3, 2022 21:40:07
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ulr5ck/skullcandy_dime_2_not_connecting/iiuv7sv/

Nope, I fixed the problem shortly after. i don’t exactly know how, I just kept restarting em a lot. No random disconnections. I only had them for a few months though, I lost them a month or two ago.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on August 3, 2022 21:05:38
/r/me_irl/comments/wfbzs7/me_irl/iiu18kg/

i spent way to long trying to figure out what “tnelat sseltniop” meant before i figured it out. i read everything else correctly

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/me_irl on August 3, 2022 17:22:34
/r/oddlyspecific/comments/wdrn9t/rbdbdjddn/iilbtq1/

i spent the first ten years of my life reading mr.Krupp mr.kirk

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyspecific on August 1, 2022 22:21:10
/r/tumblr/comments/wco86a/yellow_blue_red/iie3cl1/

yellow white blue

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on July 31, 2022 11:23:44
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/wcolvc/context_in_comments/iidnl5z/

had a nightmare that there was a mirror that would randomly appear in the streets of the United state’s, and it would reflect one’s worst self/desires, and that would convince people they were a terrible person and make them commit suicide. and people thought that “ooh well if the mirror reflects the worst in you just don’t be bad” and people started memjng about it for some reason

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on July 31, 2022 09:23:09
/r/whenthe/comments/wcf1qx/and_they_tell_regular_people_to_stop_polluting/iidm1t7/

this is the type of shit that wouldnt make sense to someone even a month ago

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/whenthe on July 31, 2022 09:09:22
/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/wbzpku/flashlight_fish/iib474b/

detroit: become fish

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyterrifying on July 30, 2022 18:00:21
/r/BisexualTeens/comments/wbmkpj/i_have_a_problem_that_ruins_me/ii9atyy/

Maybe you could be androgynous?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/BisexualTeens on July 30, 2022 09:54:15
/r/shittyaskscience/comments/waz8mz/what_does_nasa_need_fighter_jets_for/ii61e7d/

each year, every branch of government has to fight for their budget, like hunger games style.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shittyaskscience on July 29, 2022 15:31:41
/r/MCPE/comments/wakbxg/full_netherite_player_launcher_can_take_you_to/ii1owug/

Using scaffolding is so clever!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MCPE on July 28, 2022 17:46:59
/r/Portal/comments/wab90m/its_official_coming_2014/ii1j4hz/

https://youtu.be/9CWwacSp_Gs

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on July 28, 2022 17:08:32
/r/techsupportgore/comments/w9r4ao/my_ps3_button_fix/ihz9m15/

r/techsupportmacgyver

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techsupportgore on July 28, 2022 07:51:34
/r/196/comments/w8p5q5/rule/ihsmhpj/

ah yes i love a big ball of fire in the sky raining heat on me for half of the day

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on July 26, 2022 21:28:04
/r/amathenedit/comments/w8s6mc/amate_to_make_me_sound_like_a_time_traveller/ihro1w2/

What’s the best thing about the future?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/amathenedit on July 26, 2022 17:20:48
/r/teenagersnew/comments/w6dfj5/i_hate_people_fuck_this_person_i_am_13_please/ihed4lm/

if he sent his face you can probably report it to the authorities

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersnew on July 23, 2022 22:12:08
/r/tumblr/comments/w5qs08/i_did_this_to_myself/ihd9r9t/

maybe have the villain be like super evil Elon musk

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on July 23, 2022 17:06:38
/r/196/comments/w67q3v/ask_a_guy_who_mods_this_shithole_anything/ihcf5yl/

why are you hogging the goblins the rest of us need them too

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on July 23, 2022 13:24:11
/r/AlternateHistoryMemes/comments/w5958f/the_disappearance_of_nevada/iha23vc/

this is some r/thomastheplankengine shit

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AlternateHistoryMemes on July 22, 2022 23:25:11
/r/polls/comments/w59fok/which_one_of_these_was_the_worst_year/ih85qtt/

same. I feel like 2020 was the first domino in a chain reaction or something

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on July 22, 2022 15:05:40
/r/feminineboys/comments/w3ekeh/my_mum_saw_my_ass_pics_in_fishnets/igwgwor/

idk if ur on iOS but on iPhones you can hide pictures from your camera roll

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/feminineboys on July 20, 2022 07:01:38
/r/SelfAwarewolves/comments/w21pow/so_close_my_brain_is_hurting/igrgf1f/

wait aren’t cops supposed to be the “good guy with a gun”?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/SelfAwarewolves on July 19, 2022 06:54:58
/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/w2oq0r/you_yes_you_put_this_on_now/igrg6g5/

oh noo!! what a shame! how will i ever manage to put on thigh highs and a skirt! how will i ever? i can’t believe i have to put on thigh highs! or a skirt! it is such a shame that i must put them on

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbuthot on July 19, 2022 06:52:15
/r/RandomThoughts/comments/w1gdx2/i_hate_being_a_minor/igmu2tw/

hey that’s one of my favorite scales. honestly the real hate should be going towards whatever the fuck b flat minor is

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/RandomThoughts on July 18, 2022 08:21:54
/r/tumblr/comments/vzysv1/shit_and_piss/igceo4w/

I’d give like five dollars

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on July 15, 2022 22:13:42
/r/tumblr/comments/vzysv1/shit_and_piss/igcbgpe/

“Mr.Musk has also been found to have murdered fifteen children. When interviewed, his response was ‘uwu sowwy’. On Twitter, musk has stated publicly “the kids weren’t doin their fucking job. lazy people are the last thing we need in an emerald mine.”. the children were in an orphanage”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on July 15, 2022 21:47:01
/r/tumblr/comments/vzysv1/shit_and_piss/igc0670/

“In other news, Elon musk’s new megastructure that does nothing but destroy natural landscape has almost completed construction. When finished, it is expected to ruin nature, and do nothing else”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on July 15, 2022 20:14:21
/r/tumblr/comments/vzysv1/shit_and_piss/igbstge/

"this is npr news. the silly line went down, and now you are homeless. also jeff bezos is living in his space mansion"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/tumblr on July 15, 2022 19:15:56
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/vaw9or/had_a_dream_that_all_memes_with_over_1k_upvotes/ift414d/

this was posted like a month ago how’d u get here

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on July 11, 2022 22:39:01
/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/vw7t87/hahaha_lets_see_what_yall_say/ifrdc7v/

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, and 25

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbuthot on July 11, 2022 15:19:25
/r/teenagersnew/comments/vvre0k/give/ifmlnvg/

girl are you from Mississippi because your the only miss who’s piss I sippie (i am so very sorry)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersnew on July 10, 2022 14:51:35
/r/environment/comments/vvdso2/mit_scientists_think_theyve_discovered_how_to/ifm20dx/

we’ll launch space bubbles to stop climate change before we even consider regulating fossil fuels

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/environment on July 10, 2022 12:30:55
/r/BisexualTeens/comments/vte1zl/what_languages_are_you_learning_do_you_speak_also/ifa9wo5/

my English is good, I’m chinese, and i would say I’m mostly fluent.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/BisexualTeens on July 7, 2022 21:14:19
/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/vrwx7x/go_nuts/ieyxab2/

i can make people crop memes correctly

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbuthot on July 5, 2022 13:54:26
/r/VXJunkies/comments/vr6ndr/ahhhh_its_always_the_cz_9k_containment_areas_am_i/ievpqhu/

Yeah, I think it’s from a video game called control or something

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/VXJunkies on July 4, 2022 19:43:23
/r/rareinsults/comments/vqk194/be_so_annoying_to_get_someone_to_get_the_bees/ierec29/

Need agree to have some of their honey taken because in exchange the get the safety and protection of (from their perspective) a titan. You can’t keep bees on a leash. If they don’t like it, they can (and sometimes do) just leave bad keepers

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/rareinsults on July 3, 2022 20:14:43
/r/techsupportmacgyver/comments/vq4t5a/fixed_a_part_of_a_mouse_the_broke_off_by_melting/ieqvu2g/

yeah, but all it has to really do is stop a tiny plastic spring

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techsupportmacgyver on July 3, 2022 17:43:50
/r/techsupportmacgyver/comments/vq4t5a/fixed_a_part_of_a_mouse_the_broke_off_by_melting/ienby7n/

im in middle school and my mom won’t let me buy another one

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/techsupportmacgyver on July 2, 2022 21:45:35
/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/vpxx4v/because_guns/iemlu7d/

maybe the social worker wouldnt be there if the cops [did their fucking job](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mzPj_IaMzY)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheRightCantMeme on July 2, 2022 18:08:55
/r/opticalillusions/comments/vpwvw4/everyday_he_surfing/iem0fu6/

it’s an intro from a Chinese show. no clue what the genre is but here https://youtu.be/biTzhToldz4

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/opticalillusions on July 2, 2022 15:21:42
/r/AskReddit/comments/vpjri2/what_game_is_so_recognizable_you_only_have_to_say/iels3d7/

“how are you holding up, because IM A POTATO”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AskReddit on July 2, 2022 14:19:10
/r/masterhacker/comments/vpo4qp/lost_your_mask_youre_not_hacker_anymore/ielcqi1/

this person clicked control i and changed what his roblox balance said once

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/masterhacker on July 2, 2022 12:27:29
/r/196/comments/vpdqc9/very_factual_information_rule/iej53pj/

YOU ARE WELCOME! IF YOU ARE UNHINGED I WOULD RECCOMEND THE [AMAZON BASICS ROUNDED 3.5 INCH DOOR HINGE 18 PACK MATTE BLACK](https://www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-Rounded-3-5-Door-Hinges/dp/B07GF4ZR17/?th=1). (FUCK AMAZON) IT COMES IN HIGH QUALITY STEEL AND HAS MULTIPLE COLOR OPTIONS. HOWEVER DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU ARE MOUNTED ON YOU MAY WANT TO CONSIDER THE [HARDWARE RESOURCES 725 SERIES FULL OVERLAY AJSUTABLE CONCEALED EURO HINGE WITH 110 DEGREE OPENING ANGLE AND SELF CLOSE - SINGLE HINGE](https://www.build.com/product/summary/1435113?uid=3374902&jmtest=gg-gbav2_3374902&inv=1&&source=gg-gba-pla_3374902!c13815147248!a127412747671!dc!ng&gclid=Cj0KCQjwtvqVBhCVARIsAFUxcRtR_ECiaPgMKUoDbMHUbCsk6idGtjVRJxEukTgUrFrwC51TYvLQccQaArD_EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds). THIS HINGE IS ALSO MADE WITH STEEL AND IS EXTREMELY HIGH QUALITY.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on July 1, 2022 22:29:34
/r/196/comments/vpdqc9/very_factual_information_rule/iej06j8/

Sorry I’ll change it. i forgor 💀to mention it was conservaoedia in the title

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on July 1, 2022 21:45:33
/r/school/comments/vodfq8/is_d_a_passing_grade/ieefxyo/

D is just barely passing, it is the bare minimum required. By no means is it a good grade, but it is passing

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/school on June 30, 2022 22:13:06
/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/vo92x5/yeah_idfk_why/ieea5vo/

settings -> accessibility -> display and text size -> reduce white point

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbuthot on June 30, 2022 21:26:24
/r/distressingmemes/comments/vnvopk/you_have_the_power_to_escape_at_any_time/ie9unb3/

this is the only good basilisk meme I’ve seen so far!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/distressingmemes on June 29, 2022 23:12:48
/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/vnpthw/what_do_you_call_him/ie9rgaf/

*oOoooOooOooOops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, oh Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah All aboard Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this? Yeah, yes it is But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end Well baby, I went down and got it for you Aww, you shouldn't have Oops, I did it again to your heart Got lost in this game, oh baby Oops, you think that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent*

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbuthot on June 29, 2022 22:45:34
/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/vnpthw/what_do_you_call_him/ie9qyt3/

*oh baby put a hotdog in me on a non-microwaveable plate and then forget about it then the plate fucking explodes and then you stop it and try to clean up the inside but the plate is so fucking hot you burn part of your finger and then it just hurts for the next two days because you couldn’t remember a fucking hotdog*

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbuthot on June 29, 2022 22:41:35
/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/vnpthw/what_do_you_call_him/ie9qax8/

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm* (i am a microwave)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbuthot on June 29, 2022 22:36:05
/r/sadcringe/comments/vnl52g/it_just_gets_cringer_and_sadder_by_the_second/ie9otoc/

“i ain’t takin no vaccine (no vaccine) i ain’t takin no vaccine hey hey hey i ain’t wearing a mask i wasn’t born i a cage i ain’t wearing a mask u can’t make me afraid” also technically “i ain’t takin no vaccine” is a double negative so that means they are

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/sadcringe on June 29, 2022 22:23:59
/r/yesyesyesyesno/comments/vmrs77/rip_bmw/ie467vg/

Most cars do if it’s driving

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/yesyesyesyesno on June 28, 2022 18:46:33
/r/distressingmemes/comments/vmdplx/stfu_about_the_basilisk_it_aint_distressing_its/ie40k9s/

It’s basically in the future, if we manage to create a perfect sentient ai that solves all the worlds problems. that ai might create a society based on punishment to better those who do wrong, and it may see those who did not aid in its development as doing wrong, since if it was built earlier it could have prevented deaths, so it punished them by simulating their consciousness to torture for eternity

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/distressingmemes on June 28, 2022 18:04:29
/r/distressingmemes/comments/vmdplx/stfu_about_the_basilisk_it_aint_distressing_its/ie40jbk/

It’s basically in the future, if we manage to create a perfect sentient ai that solves all the worlds problems. that ai might create a society based on punishment to better those who do wrong, and it may see those who did not aid in its development as doing wrong, since if it was built earlier it could have prevented deaths, so it punished them by simulating their consciousness to torture for eternity

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/distressingmemes on June 28, 2022 18:04:17
/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/vm33jd/eat_my_noodles_with_cum/ie0j18h/

eat my baby lol I have a lot to go with the lunch

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbuthot on June 27, 2022 23:54:06
/r/school/comments/vly27k/hi_hello_everyone_i_am_doing_a_research_for/ie0ae7e/

I haven’t been getting enough sleep, and I’ve always just felt sort of cloudy, tired, and anxious,

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/school on June 27, 2022 22:37:32
/r/okbuddyretard/comments/vm4idi/school_project/idzc01b/

le nuclear boy scout has arrived

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/okbuddyretard on June 27, 2022 18:08:41
/r/okbuddyretard/comments/vm4idi/school_project/idzbwfj/

nuclear reactor moment

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/okbuddyretard on June 27, 2022 18:07:55
/r/okbuddyretard/comments/vm4idi/school_project/idz93s7/

le horrible tragedy + premature death has arrived

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/okbuddyretard on June 27, 2022 17:46:10
/r/196/comments/vldpm9/commrulenism/idvorba/

I’m not living in China, my parents moved to the USA when I was a child

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on June 26, 2022 22:02:48
/r/196/comments/vldpm9/commrulenism/idvfm8x/

Should i like show them my skin or something?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on June 26, 2022 20:48:24
/r/196/comments/vldpm9/commrulenism/idv7tw8/

😛😋😛😋😛

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on June 26, 2022 19:44:42
/r/196/comments/vldpm9/commrulenism/idv2dfg/

I’m Chinese, fuck China, let me comment on the thread where is it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on June 26, 2022 19:00:30
/r/ihadastroke/comments/vkvcqu/saw_this_in_target/idsvc9o/

My understanding is “nothing can’t change if people don’t make it change” like we’ll never beat Covid if we never wear a mask or we’ll never stop climate change if we don’t stop co2 emissions

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ihadastroke on June 26, 2022 09:01:17
/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/vkp7wn/maybe_its_because_im_american_but_this_looks/idrdnfi/

“hey guys did you know that dirty buildings in foggy stormy weather is scary”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyterrifying on June 25, 2022 22:25:07
/r/196/comments/vkj79b/flairule/idq2sof/

i was in GameStop.cum

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on June 25, 2022 15:56:18
/r/196/comments/vkj79b/flairule/idptc44/

check out mine (i definitely came up with this flair on my own it is so original)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on June 25, 2022 14:43:20
/r/masterhacker/comments/vixa2p/get_ddos/idgjhg5/

guys i went to steam report and then jump cut to some green text im a hacker

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/masterhacker on June 23, 2022 14:06:02
/r/196/comments/vi2hny/trans_selfie_rule/idcl5qw/

what is that translucent square on the floor

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on June 22, 2022 16:48:06
/r/196/comments/vi5drr/its_my_birthday_i_will_draw_you_anything_and_dm/idcf5h8/

Draw a dog but the dog is holding a portal gun and also commiting warcrimes

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on June 22, 2022 16:05:21
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/vhvf17/what_would_happen_if_theoretically_somebody_broke/id9hudd/

it’s a uh. uhm. completely uh. theoretical, yeah theoretical situation

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/NoStupidQuestions on June 21, 2022 23:34:53
/r/polls/comments/vhr9yw/if_your_government_told_you_there_was_an/id9e6mh/

I live in the US and I learned about the holocaust in sixth grade what the fuck are you talking about

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on June 21, 2022 23:01:53
/r/boringdystopia/comments/vgrhhu/this_is_what_we_are_here_for/id3ucws/

“communism is when consequences of capitalism”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/boringdystopia on June 20, 2022 17:22:01
/r/SelfAwarewolves/comments/vd55ln/when_you_are_so_close_but_so_far/ickhqor/

“Covid isn’t the issue. It’s the people getting sick and dying that are the problem”

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/SelfAwarewolves on June 16, 2022 07:13:33
/r/distressingmemes/comments/vb2m2k/had_a_dream_that_reddit_had_an_update_that_made/ic7aj1a/

You cannot prove that I cannot prove that you cannot prove it does

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/distressingmemes on June 13, 2022 09:37:05
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/vaw9or/had_a_dream_that_all_memes_with_over_1k_upvotes/ic5cuf7/

im not sure but i think Reddit added it as a feature

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on June 12, 2022 20:25:03
/r/Giraffesdontexist/comments/v8g7ca/put_your_nose_on_the_photo_move_it_away_slowly/ibsxdno/

I find that the easiest way (on a phone) is to push the image until it touches your nose, try to not focus on anything, and make sure the image is blurry when it’s at your nose. Hold it there for around ten seconds, then super slowly pull away, and try to still not focus on a single point

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Giraffesdontexist on June 9, 2022 21:24:43
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/v82px8/had_a_really_surreal_dream_and_recreated_the_gao/ibs5ld0/

I'm almost finish, could u review it before i uplaod it?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on June 9, 2022 17:38:28
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/v82px8/had_a_really_surreal_dream_and_recreated_the_gao/ibs2rrh/

Sure! but if you do, would u be able to credit me/the post?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on June 9, 2022 17:17:23
/r/boburnham/comments/v7vfnn/jeans/ibrsno3/

80% sure he was saying cheese toward the end

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/boburnham on June 9, 2022 16:04:29
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/v82px8/had_a_really_surreal_dream_and_recreated_the_gao/ibq67xx/

yeah, i meant the production lines create toxic stuff and dump it into the ocean, and what they create is also dangerous but they’ve already sold millions.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on June 9, 2022 08:58:15
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/v82px8/had_a_really_surreal_dream_and_recreated_the_gao/ibpy8pi/

y’all the response to this meme is more then i ever could have imagined! thanks! I’ve been thinking about turning this into a YouTube series (No promises though) should I?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on June 9, 2022 07:37:53
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/v82px8/had_a_really_surreal_dream_and_recreated_the_gao/ibo8vml/

Corporate irresponsibility does not make time for personal events

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on June 8, 2022 20:08:22
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/v82px8/had_a_really_surreal_dream_and_recreated_the_gao/ibo83i5/

actually 2 things: the second time it was something to do with antimatter powered batteries and how they just put toxic chemicals into the ocean when they made them. they sold them to companies who put them in their produce because they would last multiple months on a single charge. the water being poisoned was bad, and plus, antimatter is like super explosive if it touches actual matter

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on June 8, 2022 20:01:48
/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/v82px8/had_a_really_surreal_dream_and_recreated_the_gao/ibo7sfz/

They were creating a virus that was designed to cripple a countries economy by targeting livestock. the US military bought it from them for 400 billion. It was supposed to have a built in kill mechanism, but they realized they could cut costs if they removed it because in 89% of simulated scenarios, the virus died by itself. in 10.8429% it was easily eradicated. in the remaining 0.1571% chance it spread, but they thought less that 1/100 was enough of a risk, as the military wouldn’t use it *that* much right? and even if they did, its unlikely it would spread. ***right?***

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/thomastheplankengine on June 8, 2022 19:59:13
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/v4p6bi/every_time/ib6ypov/

sorry i didnt know it was posted already

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ProgrammerHumor on June 4, 2022 18:59:13
/r/forwardsfromgrandma/comments/v32bdu/damn_these_libtards_kinda_thicc/iawlv9i/

I HATE TRUMP I HATE TRUMP I HATE TRUMP I HA

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/forwardsfromgrandma on June 2, 2022 08:40:41
/r/interestingasfuck/comments/v2nvow/octopus_kites/iavitkk/

brb bout to invent a time machine and conquer ancient rome

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/interestingasfuck on June 2, 2022 00:22:54
/r/AskReddit/comments/v1m1ad/men_of_reddit_what_are_some_questions_youve/iapysrw/

how tf do y’all keep your skin so smooth like not in a creepy way. my skin is like a fucking warzone.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AskReddit on May 31, 2022 19:12:41
/r/teenagers/comments/uzn1rs/the_masculine_desire/iad7bpx/

What did it say or originally

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on May 28, 2022 19:05:30
/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/ur92bc/they_tried_to_silence_me_something_found_by_my/i8whfqa/

[this comment explains it](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/ur1ubm/pages_of_a_notebook_of_a_paranoid_schizophrenic/i8upnyo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyterrifying on May 16, 2022 22:52:47
/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/ur92bc/they_tried_to_silence_me_something_found_by_my/i8wh8gx/

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/ur1ubm/pages_of_a_notebook_of_a_paranoid_schizophrenic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf literally a few hours ago

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/oddlyterrifying on May 16, 2022 22:50:59
/r/Portal/comments/ur72pw/portal_2_has_been_ruined_for_me/i8wf3gd/

Time periods and some instruments i think. baroque was earlier than classical

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on May 16, 2022 22:32:21
/r/Portal/comments/ur72pw/portal_2_has_been_ruined_for_me/i8weydj/

Incorrect. The harpsichord was widely used in the classical era before being replaced by the piano. We don’t know what song that is being played, therefor we cannot accurately determine wether or not the piece is classical or baroque

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on May 16, 2022 22:31:08
/r/Skullcandy/comments/uqvogx/my_grind_fuel_still_thinks_its_in_the_case_the/i8w00p2/

Hold the power button on it for a few seconds until it turns off, put it back in the case, and try again

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on May 16, 2022 20:26:10
/r/rareinsults/comments/upn6f1/someone_is_not_impressed_by_black_holes/i8mpxjt/

Where can I find the full Image?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/rareinsults on May 14, 2022 18:55:59
/r/discordapp/comments/up001z/party_mode_all_achievements_unlocked_if_anyone_is/i8j9noo/

Click for your prize is the only one that’s not working for me. I click and nothing happens

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/discordapp on May 13, 2022 23:08:57
/r/Skullcandy/comments/ulr5ck/skullcandy_dime_2_not_connecting/i7x14g4/

Never mind it fixed itself somehow

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Skullcandy on May 9, 2022 09:30:53
/r/SpaceflightSimulator/comments/onttcb/my_starship_no_dlc_or_bp_editing/i7qg7p1/

Sorry, I had that on my old phone and it broke, but you might be able to recreate it from the second photo?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/SpaceflightSimulator on May 7, 2022 19:17:43
/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ujppqm/when_you_bite_your_tongue_by_mistake_it_really/i7m38az/

We’ve got mountains of content, some better, some worse

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Showerthoughts on May 6, 2022 19:08:21
/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/ugamkk/me_and_who/i6z5tu4/

[this user](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbuthot on May 1, 2022 21:31:58
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/uep5fc/journal_diary_day_13_the_zombie_virus_is_not/i6prlgj/

The characters were probably starving, and the fact that they discovered they can eat tainted flesh without getting infected means that they had to resort to some pretty dire actions to survive

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TwoSentenceHorror on April 29, 2022 17:20:37
/r/EngineeringPorn/comments/ubr0sr/nexter_testing_the_multispectral_adaptive_camo/i6caqcq/

"Where should we shoot?" "idk man maybe to the discolored patch of hexagons in the middle of the field?"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/EngineeringPorn on April 26, 2022 20:57:36
/r/apple/comments/u44mvc/daily_advice_thread_april_15_2022/i4tyuqg/

I am not using the camera

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/apple on April 15, 2022 09:56:03
/r/apple/comments/u44mvc/daily_advice_thread_april_15_2022/i4tmgcs/

well, at least i still have warranty

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/apple on April 15, 2022 08:09:30
/r/ios/comments/u3zdyf/i_hear_some_weird_noises_near_the_back_camera/i4tjfhi/

Not really. My iPhone sounds like a static with beeping in the background, and sometimes, randomly there’s a scratching/screeching and the static gets really loud

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ios on April 15, 2022 07:37:55
/r/apple/comments/u44mvc/daily_advice_thread_april_15_2022/i4tijvy/

I hear some weird noises near the back camera (IPhone SE 2020) So I just noticed this tonight. It’s very faint, and I can’t hear it unless I press my ear directly up to the back of the phone. It sounds like random beeping and scratching. I can’t pick it up on the microphone. I have tried restarting my phone, but that doesn’t fix anything. Is this normal? And if not, what does it mean, and how can (or should ) i fix it? If it mattered, I dropped my phone a few times today (with a mous cAse)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/apple on April 15, 2022 07:28:07
/r/ios/comments/u3zdyf/i_hear_some_weird_noises_near_the_back_camera/i4tgm3x/

Is it also normal to hear scratching and static near there?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ios on April 15, 2022 07:05:48
/r/ios/comments/u3zdyf/i_hear_some_weird_noises_near_the_back_camera/i4sldgd/

I don’t have the camera app open, and the sound remains even when it’s off. There’s also sometimes a humming sound

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ios on April 15, 2022 00:22:13
/r/196/comments/u0k6py/sleep_deprivation_rule/i48rfzi/

my brain conjures up a giant black void with cartoonish eyes sort of like the Mandela Catalogue, and it just stares at me when i sleep

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on April 10, 2022 22:14:20
/r/196/comments/u0k6py/sleep_deprivation_rule/i48qw7i/

yeah, the Mandela catalogue is fucking terrifying.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on April 10, 2022 22:09:54
/r/196/comments/u0k6py/sleep_deprivation_rule/i48qurf/

hey seriously though does anyone know any way to stop/combat this.

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on April 10, 2022 22:09:34
/r/polls/comments/tyrkgr/you_have_a_piece_of_bread_but_its_starting_to/i3ulutp/

If you see mold on a piece of bread it’s already too late. That part is the reproductive part of mold, so it has likely already contaminated the whole package. That being said though, the majority of those molds are non toxic, but i don’t recommend eating them

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on April 7, 2022 22:44:24
/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/tyls7k/darn_monks/i3uj7sc/

the sound should have been the man screaming because he traveled the world just to find out the source of the sound was some other guy that wasted their time screaming

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/CuratedTumblr on April 7, 2022 22:24:11
/r/WritingPrompts/comments/txz6or/wp_humanity_has_been_long_extinct_all_that_exists/i3prxbi/

this is really good! I loved it! no need to apologize!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/WritingPrompts on April 6, 2022 22:57:51
/r/teenagers/comments/txwrjp/i_wait_for_your_games_guys/i3owwgj/

Portal and portal 2

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on April 6, 2022 19:00:57
/r/whenthe/comments/tsmgdy/time_travel/i2svylp/

u/profanitycounter

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/whenthe on March 30, 2022 23:04:33
/r/whenthe/comments/tsmgdy/time_travel/i2sver9/

u/profanitycounter

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/whenthe on March 30, 2022 22:59:57
/r/whenthe/comments/tsmgdy/time_travel/i2svdfp/

u/profanitycounter

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/whenthe on March 30, 2022 22:59:39
/r/teenagers/comments/ts0zsn/hey_guys_do_yall_drink_this_drink/i2s04km/

its so fucking good, but my mom never lets me buy it because she says its for kids

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on March 30, 2022 19:00:10
/r/HistoryMemes/comments/tqkzbs/times_and_sugar_destroys_everything/i2jv225/

why is the city in the background thrn

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/HistoryMemes on March 29, 2022 07:29:42
/r/HistoryMemes/comments/tqkzbs/times_and_sugar_destroys_everything/i2imqqn/

wait so for the top picture, that’s supposed to be what the pyramids looked like thousands of years ago right?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/HistoryMemes on March 28, 2022 22:35:11
/r/iOSHelp/comments/tnza8m/any_idea_how_to_fix_this_tried_on_a_windows_and/i2gpkxm/

Maybe try updating iTunes, i had a similar issue and doing that and rebooting fixed it, or try going to r/applehelp

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/iOSHelp on March 28, 2022 13:48:48
/r/polls/comments/tq5yrq/can_you_be_racist_to_white_people/i2feu54/

ngl it took me a while to figure out POC meant person of color and not piece of crap

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on March 28, 2022 08:01:49
/r/greentext/comments/tpsvuf/anon_is_in_the_dream_world/i2fdql6/

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/awf5pk/anon_has_a_lucid_dream/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/greentext on March 28, 2022 07:50:19
/r/WritingPrompts/comments/toyjkl/wp_youre_known_as_the_king_of_games_for_never/i28z84m/

damn it, i had a highscore. fuck you. great story tho

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/WritingPrompts on March 26, 2022 19:03:28
/r/teenagers/comments/tl3gta/girls_ask_boys_answer/i1ukx4h/

well for me at least if I laugh really hard a similar thing happens, but not like often

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on March 23, 2022 17:22:33
/r/teenagers/comments/tl3gta/girls_ask_boys_answer/i1uk7q5/

wait so every time you laugh you just piss yourself?

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on March 23, 2022 17:17:56
/r/polls/comments/tcqqkj/would_you_rather_get_1000_or_10_random_items/i0hqd4k/

I got a car a boat and a bag of chips

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on March 13, 2022 10:01:25
/r/teenagers/comments/tahxtw/go_on_then/i01gv96/

Suck my phone

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on March 9, 2022 18:49:07
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/t4qw6j/deleted_by_user/hz09k3a/

get one of those random word generators and have a bot post it once a minute

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on March 1, 2022 23:06:15
/r/teenagers/comments/t32r3x/i_got_executive/hyq97kp/

debility

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on February 27, 2022 21:49:34
/r/polls/comments/t02nre/the_protagonist_in_the_last_book_you_read_is_out/hyb4hsf/

I think I’m going to survive a single rabbit

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on February 24, 2022 18:18:06
/r/shitposting/comments/t0em47/womanbeater07/hyb41ug/

FranceRespector08

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shitposting on February 24, 2022 18:15:03
/r/196/comments/su32rf/rul𝐄/hx95sr8/

nah pretty sure that was mid 2017

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on February 16, 2022 20:52:13
/r/teenagers/comments/srvzqy/male_teens_of_reddit_yall_ready_for_ww3_when_we/hwyvfkl/

shush i made this username as a joke and didn’t realize I can’t change it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on February 14, 2022 18:29:15
/r/MCPE/comments/sqvuly/why_are_there_so_many_people_playing_at_10_pm_btw/hwpsa3b/

1: minecraft is literally the most popular game of all time, so people are playing it pretty much at all times 2: there is more than one time zone

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/MCPE on February 12, 2022 19:34:15
/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/spl7cx/this_doesnt_make_any_sense/hwg4wrk/

he’s a delinquent and rude but don’t worry he supports trump this definitely helps our case

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheRightCantMeme on February 10, 2022 20:40:16
/r/polls/comments/sj0epu/if_4_teenage_girls_assualt_a_teenage_boywhich/hvcfvtm/

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10462809/Four-teenage-girls-attack-boy-13-sleepover-country-NSW-home.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10462809/Four-teenage-girls-attack-boy-13-sleepover-country-NSW-home.html) i think tis this one

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on February 2, 2022 18:24:22
/r/polls/comments/sj0epu/if_4_teenage_girls_assualt_a_teenage_boywhich/hvcfux4/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10462809/Four-teenage-girls-attack-boy-13-sleepover-country-NSW-home.html

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on February 2, 2022 18:24:13
/r/dogelore/comments/sf5p7a/assassination_attempt_teaser_check_out_my_yt_for/huseo4v/

the full video- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DVwbK48IJQ

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dogelore on January 29, 2022 19:34:16
/r/Portal/comments/sav832/glados_compliments_chells_intelligence_by_putting/htwxuxg/

thanks! it’s spoiler just in case someone hasn’t finished portal 1 or 2

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Portal on January 23, 2022 14:07:41
/r/ArtFails/comments/s2v8nc/a_beautiful_artwork_by_my_classmate/hsks9b2/

first time ive seen this sub resurface in over a year. tell your friend that they're the best artist in the world

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ArtFails on January 13, 2022 21:46:55
/r/polls/comments/rz9s3j/would_you_lick_a_bathroom_floor_for/hrvaifc/

hell I would drink a bottle of my own piss for a hundred

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/polls on January 8, 2022 22:43:54
/r/teenagers/comments/rz81bv/question_for_the_boys/hruwxtk/

-is girl (optional) -likes me (optional) -is alive (optional)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on January 8, 2022 21:04:10
/r/196/comments/ryb5iw/comrule/hrpo09n/

chang superiority

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on January 7, 2022 19:23:01
/r/teenagers/comments/rt7b99/comment_anything_and_i_will_connect_it_to/hqrv94l/

ROBLOX game called entry point

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on January 1, 2022 00:06:39
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/rtc0k2/this_is_actually_true/hqrv5oi/

yeah, but i mean funny interdnet points r worth it

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on January 1, 2022 00:05:35
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/rtc0y9/happy_2202_guys/hqrv3iv/

cant believe 2017 was 185 years ago, time sure flies

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on January 1, 2022 00:04:56
/r/teenagers/comments/rt7cx3/im_curious_what_is_the_origin_of_your_username/hqrqnjg/

a cringe YouTube series i used to watch called dank doodle memes. now im stuck with this shit

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on December 31, 2021 23:20:43
/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/rsz401/fun_fact_88/hqppr41/

i dont want that time in middle school i was called on and i forgot the answer and ended up saying cringe or something infront of the whole class

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbuthot on December 31, 2021 13:59:53
/r/196/comments/rpoyt9/the_flairs_rule/hq6jy8u/

ok

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 27, 2021 14:27:13
/r/196/comments/ron01x/this_is_a_fantastic_christmas_present/hq0satr/

i mean its not really that good but

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 26, 2021 08:06:46
/r/gaming/comments/roasyd/damn_im_dead/hpzalzp/

portal 2 and chess.com

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/gaming on December 25, 2021 21:04:51
/r/Honeygain/comments/rll1bb/deleted_by_user/hpi0yxs/

People can use ur ip to find ur address

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Honeygain on December 21, 2021 20:27:16
/r/Honeygain/comments/rll1bb/deleted_by_user/hphe69z/

Hit the 3 dot on the corner then search for the delete button

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Honeygain on December 21, 2021 17:37:03
/r/Honeygain/comments/rll1bb/deleted_by_user/hphb58g/

bro you just doxxed yourself delete this shit rn bro

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Honeygain on December 21, 2021 17:15:46
/r/AskReddit/comments/rk7r11/someone_pays_your_significant_other_20_million_to/hp8xoee/

\+ a significant other \+ $10 million yes of course

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/AskReddit on December 19, 2021 21:41:29
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rjzxiy/the_realtor_tapped_his_fingers_on_the_basement/hp86p5o/

The realtor is sending them a secret message in Morse code through tapping his fingers, and the realtor is telling them to run

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TwoSentenceHorror on December 19, 2021 18:09:01
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/rf73xx/_/hogxlr4/

booo br*tish “people” 🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on December 13, 2021 23:04:29
/r/196/comments/rfhl1f/i_do_not_understand/hogx8zw/

we are a leftist shitpost sub who also has a femboy fetish and trans rights and read rule 1

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on December 13, 2021 23:01:39
/r/SFSblueprints/comments/nj7vmf/a_starship_that_im_working_on_in_the_free_version/ho7g7kl/

idk how to share, also i replaced the old blueprint with a (i think) better one https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceflightSimulator/comments/onttcb/my_starship_no_dlc_or_bp_editing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/SFSblueprints on December 11, 2021 23:01:12
/r/teenagers/comments/rd796h/so_my_school_just_shut_down_because_of_a_shooting/ho2cjzt/

my school got a sooting threat yesterday but it was just a rumour

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on December 10, 2021 20:36:25
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/rcppnt/high_quality_content/hnwr54r/

what the fuck is reddit recap

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on December 9, 2021 17:24:05
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/rc5388/consperisy/hnsk8x3/

i know, its a stack of base

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on December 8, 2021 20:00:05
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/rc5388/consperisy/hnsgcgk/

to the fucker who left RGVjZW1iZXIgMTB0aCAyMDIxLiBJdCB3aWxsIGJlZ2luLiBBbmQgeWVzLCBJIGFtIHdhdGNoaW5nIHlvdS4= in my dms. im gonna make a spider army in my wall and release it on the 9th

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on December 8, 2021 19:30:39
/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/r8zkvk/i_genuinely_dont_know_what_this_means/hn9blle/

why is does the capitalism man have the socialism man on a plank hanging over a cliff in the first place

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/TheRightCantMeme on December 4, 2021 18:57:29
/r/EmKay/comments/r4nkp2/jack_im_having_even_more_trust_issues/hmks48t/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6HUdJbJpQ

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/EmKay on November 29, 2021 15:53:21
/r/EmKay/comments/r4nkp2/jack_im_having_even_more_trust_issues/hmks3tx/

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6HUdJbJpQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6HUdJbJpQ)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/EmKay on November 29, 2021 15:53:16
/r/EmKay/comments/r4nkp2/jack_im_having_even_more_trust_issues/hmks2lp/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6HUdJbJpQ

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/EmKay on November 29, 2021 15:53:03
/r/teenagers/comments/r45r5p/i_almost_died_today/hmfx00o/

"oh no i almost died today better post it on r/teenagers"

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on November 28, 2021 15:21:58
/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/r36m4g/were_screwed_arent_we/hmbgnf3/

imagine showing this meme to someone in 2019

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/simpsonsshitposting on November 27, 2021 15:58:51
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/r3lswg/do_yall_remember_me/hmbchno/

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Safie-Specialty-Foods-Safies-Dill-Pickle-Beans-16-oz/194468378

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 27, 2021 15:29:49
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/r3lswg/do_yall_remember_me/hmbc3kt/

maybe the grim reaper the killed the grim reaper memory squid game among us refrence???? 🤔🤔🤔

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 27, 2021 15:27:13
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/r3lswg/do_yall_remember_me/hmbbh4s/

you’re father figure

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 27, 2021 15:22:54
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/r3lswg/do_yall_remember_me/hmbawvv/

this is literally squid game

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on November 27, 2021 15:19:10
/r/HistoryMemes/comments/r1xypw/what_you_gonna_do/hm29qr7/

show em a drone

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/HistoryMemes on November 25, 2021 13:34:02
/r/wordington/comments/r126wq/gaming/hlw5agj/

u/savevideobot

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/wordington on November 24, 2021 07:19:50
/r/u_dankmemerboi86/comments/p3vw34/hello/hli875i/

omg noooo1!!!!1111!1!

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/u_dankmemerboi86 on November 21, 2021 08:15:01
/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/qtsa0p/when_you_say_please_in_the_beginning_of_your/hkmy1d2/

please give me all your money jeff bezos

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/godtiersuperpowers on November 14, 2021 16:11:43
/r/HolUp/comments/qspsbk/big_hol_up/hkf0n3f/

Kaiser 36 etudes op 20 no 20 in my ass

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/HolUp on November 12, 2021 22:28:41
/r/libertarianmeme/comments/qseayp/fuck_nazis/hke9zai/

saying the nazis where socialist is like saying buffalo chicken is made of buffalo

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/libertarianmeme on November 12, 2021 18:49:14
/r/196/comments/qpcovk/rule/hjuopfc/

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who have a good job and they are so much better and I think it’s ok to have them do that I have a good idea and they don’t really have to be like a child and they don’t know how much I can get to you do it and they say they are so good I am not a big deal but I’m so tired and I’m so tired I have no idea why I’m so sorry 😞 I’m sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on November 8, 2021 16:09:23
/r/teenagers/comments/qjv9jo/just_do_it/hitnyxj/

r/amathenedit

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagers on October 31, 2021 19:28:16
/r/entrypoint/comments/qji4my/im_regretting_this_no/hirqk9p/

you jump into a pool of sprinkles

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/entrypoint on October 31, 2021 10:59:19
/r/196/comments/qip9x1/r196_decides_the_next_us_map_territorial_change/hilbcvg/

burn down rhode island. its not even a fucking island

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 29, 2021 21:48:59
/r/196/comments/qhzlo5/r196_decides_the_next_us_map_territorial_change/hige2gi/

delete pencil vain ya. we dont need wooder in this country

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 28, 2021 21:01:03
/r/196/comments/qh9qtt/r196_decides_the_next_us_map_territorial_change/hibp5b0/

fuck rhode island. delete rhode island

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 27, 2021 21:18:18
/r/entrypoint/comments/qdpf98/new_map_in_a_nutshell/hhp5awd/

wait, i just checked, it’s in normal ones too

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/entrypoint on October 22, 2021 22:21:24
/r/196/comments/qdf7gz/rule/hho7bre/

ok who fucking told them about our plan

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 22, 2021 17:36:26
/r/InfiltrationRebirth/comments/qbh6xd/im_still_waiting/hhbav2a/

I THINK ITS BEEN DISCONTINUEDEULOWF8UWGT54WGTAGWA

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/InfiltrationRebirth on October 19, 2021 22:19:51
/r/im14andthisisdeep/comments/q8zhp6/really/hgtocnm/

it’s fucking satire

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/im14andthisisdeep on October 16, 2021 00:10:19
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/q8zk56/no_sexual_shit_bet_you_cant/hgtbgz6/

ill build you a new house in minecraft

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on October 15, 2021 22:06:39
/r/196/comments/q843xl/rhule/hgp2wjp/

🐕👈

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 14, 2021 23:28:51
/r/okbuddyretard/comments/q6uu58/i_tld_you_mds_not_to_mess_with_me_5_days_ago/hgfg0b6/

if(hack = true){ System.out.println(“you have bean un hack haha”); }

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/okbuddyretard on October 12, 2021 21:18:40
/r/dogelore/comments/q4qr60/le_unusual_national_park_has_arrived/hg17yuf/

It’s a reference to the flesh pit national park, some cosmic horror story thingy

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dogelore on October 9, 2021 18:20:07
/r/196/comments/q3e3kt/music_rule/hfs627i/

268

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/196 on October 7, 2021 17:59:07
/r/dogelore/comments/p1tyea/oc_living_in_2035_be_like/hfif1mv/

where is part 2

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dogelore on October 5, 2021 14:46:46
/r/CountingTo100Million/comments/q1eq30/4074/hfezs4y/

what the fuck is that

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/CountingTo100Million on October 4, 2021 19:17:31
/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/pvfc1q/nyc_sanitation_trashing_an_entire_stall_of_fresh/hea0y88/

ok but like ​ socailist =/= democrats

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/ABoringDystopia on September 25, 2021 19:06:33
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pth4jy/a_time_capsule/hdwpmxa/

nooooooooooooooooo

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on September 22, 2021 20:53:15
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pth4jy/a_time_capsule/hdwpe4f/

WHAT HAPPENED TO u/childofgeese

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on September 22, 2021 20:51:18
/r/me_irl/comments/pt87ei/me_irl/hdwc84y/

u/savevideobot

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/me_irl on September 22, 2021 19:06:55
/r/shittyaskscience/comments/ps7mwq/how_fast_are_the_potatos_moving/hdpfvav/

1: they use telecenetics to talk to each other 2: they are 7d gods, but we have managed to locjk them in a 2d prison 3: potata

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shittyaskscience on September 21, 2021 07:39:26
/r/im14andthisisdeep/comments/pqr3kh/wow/hdepd9i/

isnt that how the arabic numbers worked or something

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/im14andthisisdeep on September 18, 2021 21:38:54
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pozh8m/i_love_you/hd10zaj/

fucking idiot

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on September 15, 2021 21:55:15
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pm0vd7/b_a_b_y/hci3qbp/

consume the child

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on September 11, 2021 20:31:29
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pl71oi/yeah_im_a_sub/hc926ts/

submissive and breadable homework

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on September 9, 2021 20:37:33
/r/Socialism_101/comments/pjn0sf/if_you_could_introduce_someone_to_socialism_with/hby251p/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAOWoV9\_2SQ&t=593s

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/Socialism_101 on September 7, 2021 12:08:01
/r/2624/comments/phs4po/sigma_behavior/hbmo6mh/

not oc

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/2624 on September 4, 2021 20:02:59
/r/2624/comments/phgv3e/what_are_you_reading_bordiga/hbiwrtm/

is this ripoff r/196

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/2624 on September 3, 2021 22:43:41
/r/dogelore/comments/pf6cce/le_bad_decision_has_arrived/hb4ipj1/

moonlight sonata 3rd movement

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/dogelore on August 31, 2021 20:10:06
/r/meirl/comments/pf2ht0/meirl/hb2j68i/

u/profanitycounter

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/meirl on August 31, 2021 11:47:39
/r/meirl/comments/pf2ht0/meirl/hb2iqp9/

hmm

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/meirl on August 31, 2021 11:44:42
/r/geometrydash/comments/pdvksi/i_like_every_level/havzih7/

electroman adventures

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/geometrydash on August 29, 2021 23:46:08
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pbp29r/whos_gonna_tell_him/hadjpkm/

can’t belief they’ve never heard of a submarine

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 25, 2021 22:32:26
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pbcsda/i_wanna_do_a_reveal_for_70k_karma_but_idk_what/habfe5n/

fav candy where you live when your parents leave for work parents best friends name parents best friends face nearest costume shop

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 25, 2021 13:30:27
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pbbnvk/bye/haakhgw/

thx, you too

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 25, 2021 10:00:00
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pbbnvk/bye/haak7zo/

schools starting soon and i won’t have a lot of time to waste on reddit

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 25, 2021 09:58:08
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pafk0k/wipes_off_sweat/ha4gseh/

because the color orange is ugly. blue ftw

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 24, 2021 00:19:53
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pafk0k/wipes_off_sweat/ha4gk1p/

you sir are extremely brave

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 24, 2021 00:17:35
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/paeugq/how_do_you_like_your_steak/ha4fc2z/

The orphan type is my fav

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 24, 2021 00:05:33
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/paejg5/you_are_cool/ha4c5yz/

SORRY I DID NOT RESPOND BECAUSE I WAS DEAD

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 23, 2021 23:36:09
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/paejg5/you_are_cool/ha4a6wd/

I CANNOT RESPOND BECAUSE I AM DEAD

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 23, 2021 23:18:44
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/paejg5/you_are_cool/ha492fe/

I AM BASED IN THE OVEN ALSO I AM ON FIRE NOW

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 23, 2021 23:09:04
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/paejg5/you_are_cool/ha48t8v/

YES I BUILT A DAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN TO MAKE IT LUKEWARM BECAUSE SCIENCE ALSO I BUILT THE DAM IN THE SKY TO SOLVE GLOBAL WARMING ALSO I BUILT A FURNACE WHICH I WILL JUMP INTO TO NOT BE COOL

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 23, 2021 23:06:54
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pae85s/i_will_steal_your_children/ha48mnp/

you will no longer be allowed to watch the top 24 epic fort nite amogus sussy fails (vol 24) (epic funny) on you tube

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 23, 2021 23:05:22
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/paejg5/you_are_cool/ha48em4/

BASED IN THE OCEAN WHICH IS NOW LUKEWARM BECAUSE I INSTALLED A MACHINE TO MAKE THE OCEAN LUKEWARM ALSO I SOLVED GLOBAL WARMING NOW

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 23, 2021 23:03:31
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/pae85s/i_will_steal_your_children/ha481ka/

i will steal your privileges to top 24 epic fort nite amogus sussy fails (vol 24) (epic funny)

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 23, 2021 23:00:28
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/paejg5/you_are_cool/ha47sv0/

i will not tolerate such OUTRAGEOUS LIES BEING TOLD

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 23, 2021 22:58:27
/r/shittyaskscience/comments/p9poxv/why_dont_we_just_get_a_bunch_of_these_fans_and/ha3a1td/

Because the fans will blow the earth into the sun

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/shittyaskscience on August 23, 2021 18:40:03
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/p99qxz/youre_under_arrest/h9wo8ek/

fck you im over arrest 😎 u/dankmemerboi86 arrest

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 22, 2021 09:32:04
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/p9b4ct/hey_girl_are_you_http/h9wn7sj/

hey girl, are you my sibling? because WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CHIPS THEY WERE MINE

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 22, 2021 09:22:54
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/p9c5t6/ive_escaped_the_hivemind/h9wmsel/

the r/teenagersbutpog hivemind is dead

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 22, 2021 09:18:58
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/p9c5t6/ive_escaped_the_hivemind/h9wmp7s/

No. I killed it. Everyone’s free

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 22, 2021 09:18:10
/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/p8gtir/the_most_greenass_cat_ive_ever_seen/h9r4i1p/

if you turn your brightness up it’s green

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/CuratedTumblr on August 21, 2021 00:25:37
/r/teenagersbutpog/comments/p88j92/deleted_by_user/h9pzosq/

atleast i dont play leuge of legends

Commented by /u/dankmemerboi86 in /r/teenagersbutpog on August 20, 2021 18:47:14
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