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most likely eleven labs voice cloning thing

if you pick up the laptop and hit whoever stepped on it, you’ll get a cool pattern of lines on the screen!

you forgot “she is thirteen”

ok we just gonna ignore the whole “will let you beat her” part????

they cute

once you hear about the game you are playing. the objective is to forget 'the game'. if you think about it, you lose. therefor "you just lost the game" makes people thnk about'the game' and they lose

what did you get.

blink manually.

loss(t)

try disconnecting, forgetting, and repairing them, and then if that doesn’t work restart your phone.

fuck it. i would definitely eat that.

I literally screamed “FUCK” when I read this fuck you

I’m Chinese. I feel like i deserve to learn my own racial slur thank you very much.

I don’t get the joke. someone please explain

chirstmas

while permafrost does trap viruses, if zombies suddenly became real, don’t you think we would hear way more about it?

can we just take a second to talk about how fucking annoying that track is. like it takes genuine skill and intent to make something that actively hurts to listen to

oh shit. it 100% is

“how long do i do this for before it gets weird” my guy…….

gonna go buy some mac n cheese for…. normal reasons

didn’t a radioactive thing to that looked just like this fall off of a truck in Australia or something?

damn oh no what a shame

i am running Intel integrated graphics. i am lucky if I average thirty fps on roblox low settings

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

actually it’s very unlikely that china will ever invade taiwan. [here’s a video on it](https://youtu.be/p2LiMTtGrAY) . basically, it’s a valuable propaganda tool for china (it helps stoke nationalism), amphibious assaults are hard, way to many mountains by the shore. The video sums up the points much better and provides actual evidence.

i know this is probably stupid but could i file down the stabilizers?

i wish i was jared (19)

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES!

satire is dead

I have some silicon based treadmill lube at home, would that work?

ar googles maybe? it looks like its designed to press against your face or something

ooh. how do I fix that?

Thanks. Why do they also make less/softer noise when they hit the bottom?

how do I do that?

yeah, they’re both blue switches

i want to get this and an ak47 and then go back in time and use it to become king of France or something

HELL YEAH

among us

my guy you are literally asking to get groomed

"i want to stop people from feeling happy and being who they are because of my own beliefs that i want to force upon others" vs "i dont like some guy on reddit watching a video" spot the difference.

honestly that’s a good point.

[kursgezat has a great video on this!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijFm6DxNVyI&ab_channel=Kurzgesagt%E2%80%93InaNutshell)

"hey i hate one group of people and i am trying to pass laws to make them illegal and single mothers shouldnt exist" "boo thats bad" "damn people are so intolerant. this is just shameful"

It's pathetic to try to pass laws that stop people from feeling happy and being who they are because you don't like it

two and six, and then some seven just to be safe

hi! i'm pretty new to the world of mechanical keyboards, and got my first one over christmas. one thing I have noticed, though, is that the keys with stabilizers feel soft (I don't know if thats the right description) when they hit the bottom? this happens with every key with stabilizers except the space bar. is this normal? and if not, how do i fix this? thanks.

literally something out of a cyberpunk dystopia. like literally i swear i saw this in a movie somewhere

open reddit and the first thing i see is nazi propaganda adolf hitler edit. yeah todays gonna be great

someone found the [video](https://youtu.be/y0YHRqyXgks) . it turns out the answer is portals can’t move.

i can’t find it but i saw a video on YouTube that basically solved it. portals work with quantum tunneling, not wormholes, and in quantum tunneling it’s impossible for something to go through the barrier with more speed than it entered with, even if the thing is moving. I’ll try to find the video edit: i found the [video](https://youtu.be/y0YHRqyXgks). it turns out i was wrong and the answer is portals can’t move

Holy shit that’s the one!!! yeah i totally misremembered it!

still searching! growing more and more convinced it was just a vision from a dream.

[12](https://youtu.be/wX9Sc88qreg) seconds in it says “quantum tunneling device” on the bottom left corner and its also called the “Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device”. i can’t really remember the video so don’t quote me on this but im pretty sure it was some undergrad physics guy

i can’t find it but i saw a video on YouTube that basically solved it. portals work with quantum tunneling, not wormholes, and in quantum tunneling it’s impossible for something to go through the barrier with more speed than it entered with, even if the thing is moving. I’ll try to find the video

nowadays irony’s like a quantum particle. something can be both fucking hilarious and the unfunniest shit you’ve ever seen

women should be allowed to wear what they want but I mean, come on this is just ridiculous

it’s terrifying, yeah, but it isn’t oddly terrifying. it’s just “giant knife robot cuts through flesh like butter”

Just listened to it, Dvorak is amazing.

new world symphony my beloved

no

we should really normalize murdering drivers

what are you talking about?

[Dvorak: Symphony No 9 4th Movement “From the New World”](https://youtu.be/jVDofBFtvwA)

it’s to emphasize the one.

[i have a png but not a gif](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059938596892717056/1066168247247962193/IMG_6174.png)

completely forgot about this. have they made episode 2 yet?

What model is it?

i genuinely thought this was just some crazy fpv flying

post the specs

real and gay

this sub is for gifs that end like half a second early so you can’t see the finished product/result. ur in the wrong sub. nice art though

Pretty well. Although it is a business pc with i reheated graphics, it’s still fast enough to do most things

have you tried just… going to a different house?

2014

Pianist and violinist!

what did you post?

are you running on an rtx -2080

And then we should make it targeted so we don’t need the big blankets, and- oh that’s just chemo

I ONLY USE AMERICAN MADE SPYWARE 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷NONE OF THIS COMMIE SHIT. R*D WHITE AND BLUE BAYBEEE!!!!

not boring. this is sick as fuck

what genre (is that the right word?) of photograph is this? i need more

This was probably in Ukraine, and it was a guided missile

nah it’s good. I’m writing my own story based of this dream!

how’s the story coming along?

how’s the story?

how’s the story?

sir.. that’s uranium…

same! the first time i watched this i was like “where is the drone? that black shadow looks like the missile, but where is it goi-HOLY SHIT”

it’s their version of the killdozer

why the absolute fuck would you do that

you mean…. r/polls?

they have a sword fight

i wanna go to this universe and say "yeah so water just falls out of our sky every now and then"

hurricane

nice

did she reply?

literally right across the ducking street lmfaoo

holy shit i thought i was the only one

I’m pretty sure most stupid fashion things are less of “this is a great idea and what we should all wear” and more of “hey the designer had a cool idea and wanted to show it off”

aw man i need to cut my spending on the apple iStore

Can you connect it to an external monitor? If it works, then the laptop is fine, just the screen needs to be replaced

hey!!! similar avatar!

Why does no one seem to care about where literally all manufactured products come from? Are you not aware of child labor in China? the phrase “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” exists for a reason. This doesn’t just apply to cobalt, but rather anything from iphones to Coca-Cola to chocolate

gasoline and a matchbook

napalm

2020, 2021, and 2022 can all eat shit and burn in hell

r/absolutelynotmeirl

praise kink

Saturation divers?

Freie Deutsche Jugend (FDJ) . its so fucking catchy and i dont even know what its saying

its all one story. the doors on that thing are literally the largest doors in the world, at around 456 feet (139 meters) tall.

theres no pretending

Aglaia AG MK01

Yeah those exist, like the razer core x

that’s why we fucking hate en all, but atleast gates doesn’t post shit like this daily

I AM NOT A MORON

That’s what fatal insomnia is. You can’t fall asleep and it kills you

idk. I had the same project and fixed it by doing that

i fixed this by replacing INPUT with INPUT\_PULLUP and removing the transistor for the button

what the fuck does this mean

The CPU is outdated, It comes with 2 GB of ram when most have 8-16, it has 16 gb of storage. standard is anywhere from 200-1000.

oooh ok thanks!

oh sorry i think i followed the book wrong (which explains a lot)

thanks! it turns out i needed to do input pullup instead of input.

oooh thanks

It’s working now! Thanks. What’s the difference between input and input pull-up?

I’m pretty sure I have the 10k, it’s brown black black red brown?

If i change the delays to something like 100, it doesn't work at all. If I just manually disconnect/reconnect the wires, it still works. the button also randomly activates itself.

https://preview.redd.it/zpbs5ejxj68a1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=26b5f07d85f7ac15a32f01e75f89197e6afa35c3

an arduino kit. i spent FOUR HOURS getting a stupid fucking led to blink

literally me

[viewer discretion is advised](https://youtu.be/Q0dxAGRGN_s)

Glass onion

man, sometimes we just have to respect how much work the engineers put in.

i glanced at the first few frames and saw something completely different….

cool, good for you, but still, if your doing illegal drugs its best not to post them online for everyone to see.

they are smoking crack

i'm like 90% sure they're selling it for drug money.

I hate women because they don’t have to be a kid

Scythe is my favorite example. It's not really about the AI, but in the universe, the Thunderhead can literally control everything, and surpisingly its not evil

how many years is that, i dont want to math

“oh yeah? if systemic racism is real then how come all these things caused by systemic racism are happening?????? checkmate liberal”

gas and styrofoam makes a fun little mixture (in minecraft )!

“bro”??????

add a crosshairs

[someone did it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvXJuA6Q4N8&ab_channel=DaveyGunface)

aaaa

do you not know what happy cake day means

furries and femboys are the backbone of the internet

simon fetscher has some sci-fi themed art that would look really cool on mousepads [https://www.deviantart.com/simonfetscher](https://www.deviantart.com/simonfetscher)

ranch dressing!

asd

yes!!! you make some beautiful keyboards! if i dont win one, im prolly gonna buy one anyways!

flashlights! or quantum mechanicks, whos to say?

dogs! theyre so cute

i love salad. i know that a lot of the dressings and stuff arent good for you but theyre still delicious!

its from loki

Birds! Love em

“oh boo hoo people don’t like me because im a piece of shit so unfair”

i once accidentally helped a guy who said he wasn’t that bad because drag queens were twerking on children and mein kampf was his favorite book

a black Bakeneko60 please!

nope!

desktop

are you still under warranty?

they make some cool keyboards and also they're giving them away

love it!

I'm american so i gotta go with ranch

Honestly not a huge fan. I can see how people like it, but the rounded edges sort of make it look old for me. 3.4/5

Black Black and silver

I'm thankful for getting a decent SAT score

obscura

blue eyes white dragon

They're limited, they're signed, and they're fucking beautiful

GLADOS.

Those circles have nothing to do with noise cancellation, they’re just a speaker grill. Do the headphones still sound normal?

Really cool, but could you turn it into a shotgun?

I’m stuck between theocracy and white serenity. they’re both beautiful

imma be honest, ive never heard of y’all, but keyboards look sick tho

Nevermind im an idiot i can just rotate the wallpaper

yeah. i had an idea that’ll either be really cool or really dumb

I love a minimalistic black and white setup!

i don’t watch animie so ill go with that eye scar guy from avatar

I don’t know if it’s an option, but black and white

PORTAL 2. WITHOUT A DOUBT

don’t have one. Don’t even have a mechanical keyboard yet lol. I’m hoping i win one of these giveawayd

I’m basic, I love milkshakes

They look amazing! I love the cartoony design!

the rat man

[This](https://youtu.be/6wtdUfZGfMg) is

0/10. running windows 11

maybe North Bayou's duel monitor arm? i have one and it feels really sturdy.

yeah thats fair. also please please please manage some cables

lmfaooo 'modded'

This is super cool, but sometimes, less is more. who even needs that many monitors. i draw the line at about three

I'm basic. I like cake.

my school had this really old macbook with a mechanical keyboard, and i just thought it was the coolest thing ever. sadly i have never actually owned one.

AI art is cool for when you have a silly idea for a fun little image, but its not cool when its ruining the lives of thousands of artists

there are people who have done this with a real hand, including the creator

it sends out a tiny electric signal through the saw. when a human touches it the signal is interuppted and that triggers (i think) an explosive carterage under the table that launches a peice of metal into the saw, stopping it, and then dropping the whole blade down

I love milkshakes.

i don’t even have a mechanical keyboard lol. I’m just praying i win one of these giveaways

C96 dimension c please!

I would love silver for top and black for bottom

I really love the minimalist design!

Cool!

what keyboard do you have? it looks nice

credit to whoever took the photos they are amazing!!

Absolutely beautiful!!

I think you can use a wide rubber band. Use your free hand to keep it in place on the screw head, and then use the screw driver

i would really like this on a t shirt

Nice!

good

its close enough.

it’s sort of a mayo based salad dressing

RANCH IS GOOD ON PIZZA, JUST NOT TO MUCH

oooh. i thought the big fish was paying repetitions for eating a little fish

am i stupid? i don’t understand it

there was two girls one cup, one man one jar, and now we have one man one syringe

recursive program

pinkwug my beloved

an ai chat bot that’s horny

i want a dock ock surgery scene but its his guts that walk him out the door and killl the doctors

someone once made the argument that trans people were bad because they kill themselves more than jews in nazi germany

i would say "nice, thats cool". maybe snap a photo, and go on with my day

ay! we share the same birthday!

That's my birthday!

why is it always guys named luke

Welcome. Welcome to City 17

i think its saying something like "please do not sing or shout from an open window as that could spread the virus"

Each Scythe gleans in their own way. They don't have to listen to anyone but the Scythedom, which is a collection of other Scythes. They don't even have to listen to the thunderhead

chinese aint the best but i think its saying something along the lines of "please resist the urge to go outside"

fair enough. the west did butcher the covid response, and The captions are saying relativly normal stuff, but translated to give it that extra dystopian vibe, but using flying drones to ensure people are locked inside for a virus we have a safe and effective vaccine for will never not be dystopian

Locking down a country, and not allowing people to leave their building under any circumstances for any reason at all for a virus that we have a safe and effective vaccine for = bad

USA is terrible, don’t get me wrong, but just because it’s bad doesn’t mean other countries can’t be bad.

fair enough

Dystopia is when a surveillance state employs flying robots to keep people locked inside

Subtitles aren't 100% accurate but they're close enough to get vaguely what they're saying across. Source: Am also chinese

my ideals for peace and a better world when new bomber (it is very cool)

nah i prefer radar

ah yes. i remember when me and my friends all died after getting vaccinated and then joining the health force to beat up people.

because we like to see????????

Return that shit. That phone is too expensive to not be perfect.

naaahh. its a sub about people making memes about war tech n shit. the only reason there are waifus here is because everyone is horny for the new b21 raider

you guys remember the time china had a giant fucking military parade for their 70th year anniversery?

control alt down arrow when your on the top monitor edit: wait no im an idiot that flips everything

fuckin love the idea of a news organization named "CAP"

Honestly good. they took the feedback from the trailer and they’re fixing it! good for them! we don’t want another cyberpunk

that’s my birthday!

What the hell is it with the new world symphony?? I’ve never heard it in my life and then this month I’ve seen it twenty times

Wrong. This is the Grand Lisboa Casino in Macau. It also looks like OP cropped out the NatGeo logo from the very top

Reminds me of this post https://www.reddit.com/r/trains/comments/r6qfdf/its_illegal_to_put_coins_on_the_railroad_tracks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Rookie mistake. The blockchain is only decentralized if the triquantum electric XZ-13 Tesla coil is disabled. He needs to add Xenon to electric fuel pipeline for that, and at that point it’s just more efficient to use a Dynamic wavefunction collapse, or an Einstein Bose condensate generator.

be like "yooo bro u got a vape?? thats totally epic. vaping is so pogchamp my dude. i love vaping its super epic gaming keanu reeves momen"

mhm. they both got in a shit ton of trouble

good wug: oh thats a cool place bad wug: no its unsafe and dangerous good wug: oh my no the it is completly safe bad wug: no it is not because i will make it unsafe

some 8th grader in my school fucked a 6th grader for a vape

i think the problem is the 2011 MinoCorp VX-Dequantum Stantible. the unit is notorious for overheating, and it has a comparativly low emergancy shutoff temp of around 20,000 degrees celcius. If you cant afford a new one, then i would reccomend investing in some cooling units. another possible issue is ethylbenzene pipeline N-18. its not properly connected with the QFlux unit, which means the reactor core may not be getting enough fuel, and might have burned out. Check inside the reactor core. If the center is jet black, then you may need to buy a new one.

auditory hallucionations. stop for a few weeks/months

“and then we the people will be racist and end wokeism” -James Madison (1787)

shes a lesbian

Jason Mendoza???

Thanks.

Alright. I’ll probably get the Neptune 2s. Thank you!

Thanks. I’ll seriously consider this one. Would the Neptune 3 be good? I heard it’s sort of an upgraded 2s

is it good for a beginner?

What would you reccomend if the size wasn't a requirement?

Would trony crux1 printer be good for a beginner? is it simple to use?

look at joe bidens webpage on there

ooooooh my god im an idiot i thought it was a lithium battery for some reason

oh my god im an idiot its an alkaline battery not lithium

wordington collapse (good)

fuckin hell i hate this country and im still feeling patriotic

is it dangerous? i heard that the lithium metal inside will explode if it touches water

my life would be complete if i could see george orwells reaction to targeted advertisments

karl marx: so buisness class is ahead of the economy class? flight attendant: yes. where would you like to sit on the plane karl marx: the WHAT????

this battery spent three years outside in a thermometer

if GOD didn’t want us to chew on battery’s then WHY would he MAKE them the color of chocolate????

death of a sub

The entire printer. I think it would look cool if it fit inside one of my shelves, but if its to small I could use a larger size.

I am looking for a good budget 3d printer. Something in the 100-200 dollar range. I'm fine with assembling it as long as theres no sodering or anything like that and all the peices are included. I would prefer the size to be around 13 x 13 x 13 inches.

military bad but this is cool as fuck.

I think it was a Hulu movie about men dying out and having all the remaining men ‘milked’

The devs said that portal 2 took place fifty thousand years after portal 1.

Solved. It turns out some idiot installed the cpu fan backwards

this reminds me of a time someone said “Do you think the transes have it worse now than jews in the third Reich? Because their suicide rates are higher.” in an argument on theleftcantmeme

rokos basilisk fans when the super intelligent all knowing benevolent just ai doesn’t start torturing every human ever born: 😮

man if only there were some kind of device to stop people from swelling in low pressure. that would be real useful. it should be some sort of a *suit* or something that people wear and would be designed not to swell to keep the person alive. if only we had such an invention.....

Does this happen with other apps or is it just google?

i love apes 💪💪💪

your rights of owning and using a murder tool????

“we shouldn’t have gun owners” doesn’t mean “we should kill all gun owners”. it means “civilians shouldn’t be able to use weapons like guns”

????

furry hitler and half life alyx

I’m waiting….

it just needs some rice

i got "@, bitcoin, fatberg" and "unfollow"

where is the punchline. where is senator armstrong

This is the best meme ever to be posted on this website

Then it’s definitely a software issue. Try reinstalling þe graphics drivers

Furry Hitler and Half life Alyx

portal and avengers

I'm pretty sure thats what retina means, the pixels arent visible at normal distance, but personally i cant really tell the difference unless im like less than six inches away from the screen

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"AHA! I HAVE JUST DISPROVED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND TENS OF YEARS WORTH OF RESEARCH, PEER REVIEWS, AND 99% OF ALL SCIENTISTS WITH A MESURING GLASS AND MY FREEZER!"

Let me level with you man, as someone guilty of the game I took the help I took the cash I would have taken your last name So if any girl on earth should get to make a call about this it should be me and as I see it your a dick

Portal 2 fanart

the entire thing is one button? sure, I can adapt. it’s really slim? ok cool, some mice are like that, it’s portable. i can just rest my palm on þe keys so OH WAIT THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING IS A TOUCHPAD. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE ABLE DO USE A FLAT MOUSE BY HAVING THEIR HANDS FLAT CAN GET FUCKED DO THIS WEIRD HAND STANDING GRIP OR IT WILL NOT FUCKING WORK. OH ITS DEAD? GET FUCKED CHARGE ME WITH þe SHITTIESR PLACED PORT IN ANY PRODUCT EVER

honestly prolly just save up and ask ur parents to buy the razer kraken x but oopsies you bought þe ones with cat ears oh no! they also do look way better than this tho so

kangaroo shoes and yes

they make you run faster

100%! i was literally just munching on some chips!

If you're willing to spend a couple extra bucks you can salvage their parts and turn them into some cool stuff, like a smart mirror, bluetooth speakers, second monitor, microphone, security cameras, etc. [DIY Perks has a video on this exact topic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLP_L7Mgz6M&ab_channel=DIYPerks)

at aldi they sell packs where 15 chips is 150 cal. still not very good but its a huge imrpovement

if someone were to actually build such a device, they would most certainly need a small lightweight camera to find þe satilites. one could repurpose an old laptop webcame and connect it via a usb a - usb c cable, since most laptop webcams use þe usb standard, and the code (theoretically) would use a reference image, move toward it so it’s in the center of þe frame, take another reference image, and repeat. Similar to how the javelin works. one may also need to have an oxidizer so þe fuel would burn, which means dramatically increasing the size of the rocket.

there is a phenomenon called “Kessler Syndrome” which is basically when one satellite smashes another, they explode into tiny high speed fragment. these fragments may fly out and destroy other satellites and create more high speed fragments and so on, basically encasing the earth in a sphere of space debris going so fast that any existing satellite or orbiting structure will pretty much be destroyed. rocket without micro-meteorite protection will not be able to launch without getting damaged, and with the star link constellation and ever increasing amount of space junk, it’s getting more and more likely. do what you will with that information

little late but thanks!

i was on my bed when she texted me. i took out the mayo that was under my bed for some reason and walked over. she couldn't open it then died and i went back to bed

I would probably recommend þe crusher evos, but they aren’t buds

do not buy the sesh’s. they are notorious for bad quality and high defect rate

Dime 2 if your one a budget

guys it’s not my code it’s a stray cosmic ray from another galaxy interfering with the computer i swear

hating america = good liking americas enemy (russia, china) = very very bad

steal the organs of all six and put them in yourself to become super organ man

yeah. honestly i dont even use any of the home screen menus anymore. i use the search bar. wish we could disable the back arrow to search thing in setttings though

not worth it. best case scenario your drone gets a little charred. worst case its a fireball raining from the sky.

NO NO NO NO NO ABSOLUTLEY NOT DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH LITHIUM BATTERIES YOU DO NOT WANT TO FIND OUT.

most sellers should have a chart with the height and waist length for each size. i would reccomend finding one with free returns just in case it does not fit.

new favorite defence of police brutality: "people die all the time it doesnt matter if they kill them"

first class is gonna make me kill someone. It’s so needlessly repetitive, then it’s like “I can see the whole city from this balcony” bitch isn’t the entire song about being on first class on a plane???? where does the balcony play in? Then “they got it out for me” who the fuck they. and then he just shouts out the postal service???? and i fucking hate how something about the chorus. something about how þe delay between “i can put you in” and “first class”, and I think how loud and quiet it is for no fucking reason. It all feels super off rhythm to me and it’s just like someone made a Frankenstein of songs using weird lyrics that don’t belong and an off putting rhthem

Thank you. I’ll try to search for a working one!

idk. One I found in a drawer and þe other was from a pair of headphones

The controller vibrates when it’s plugged in. i tried it with a controller with a working sync and it also didn’t connect through the wire

the controller wont connect with the wire

[Exurb1a](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzhkwyoe5vI&t=1392s&ab_channel=exurb1a) has a really good video about this. basically, no the fuck not

if I have one district with one billion people, and five districts with three. which one is worth more

i kid you not i have literally seen an ad that says "theyve done so much. stop far left fetterman". that was it. that was the entire ad.

ew imagine using javascript

leaking classified cia documents to the chinese communist party

honestly i just hate him cuz he is a really weird and cringe combination of vine and tiktok. his punchlines are unoriginal and unfunny. that being said tho it is also a waste of time to get mad at some rando conadian guy.

i hate cops but honestly this is a rare occasion where the cop was right. the cop gave this guy every opportunity to leave, he said youre free to go, was gonna let him get away with underage drinking, public intoxication, harrasing minors, and having weed, when the guy just pulled out a gun. you can hear the officer say "get out of here".

ACAB and everything but the context here is also important. The police was called for this guy harrasing minors and with an open alcohol container. the police let him off with a warning and walked him outside. its also clear that the man fired first. i'm not saying cops should be judge jury and executioner but this was obviously self defence.

How many test subjects were you with before chell?

how did you feel when glados kept fizzling your friends

fuck them peas are delicious

I don't think we need chell. Her story is finished. I don't think we'll ever get a portal 3, but im sure that we'll get plenty of other aperture stuff, like desk job, hand lab, robot repair, etc

july 28th 1998 was a tuesday.

man this is such a wacky idea it’s almost as if it’s some sort of satire or joke or something!

the preist after i ask him why i should become religious:

wait im confused is it "homeland security tried to make terrorists to undermine trump" or "trump tried to get homland security to make terrorists"

🎵but when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell 🎵 thanks for unlocking a seven year old memory

you are þe ones CAUSING the over 40% suicide attempts

“oh yeah my side thinks trans people shouldn’t exist and are mentally ill but it’s y’all that hate em!”

by golly gee! these damn zoomers are *checks notes* feeling BETTER about themselves???? how dare they do something that makes them happy that somewhat conflicts with my personal beliefs! as Jesus once said “and thoust must hate on trans people on Reddit dot com”!!’

this meme isn’t saying the left said “oh we thought covid didn’t spread through air but we were wrong”. apparently the left wing is saying “WE SAID WE HATE YOU GUYS WE ARE SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE US WE WERE BOTH WRONG YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING”

there was ONE article written about declaring þe pandemic an amnesty and it was about how it was mishandled.

real “freedom is slavery” energy

where’s þe other five continents

why aren’t you in Harvard then?

are you saying you’re smarter than a Harvard student

its not worth arguing on this subreddit. it would be easier to walk into harvard and convince everyone that apples are purple.

opposite of “flatten the curve”.

i found the image on [dronedj.com](https://dronedj.com/2022/09/27/dji-headquarters-building-photos/).

this would be hell of a lot more intimidating if this wasn’t þe same person who throws a temper tantrum while eating ramen

Nvidia gforce now is also an option I think

thank you so much! I’ll look into it

[here](https://youtu.be/eduwBgDcMwY)

would you mind checking if [this](https://youtu.be/5VjHX4p0nRA) would also kill me?

yeah, i also realized there would be no way to shut of the fuel and the plastic would probably dissolve.

I don’t know how to explain it but this just feels ai generates.

oh i just realized im an idiot and was literally just arguing with you for having a response to the question. sorry bout that.

That’s besides the point. If communism was perfectly implemented than everybody would work because they want to, and be happy. Obviously that’s not going to happen. The question is asking “ it were possible, would you?” And the obvious answer is yes, it literally would be a perfect society in which everyone is happy, equal, and everything is free. It’s not going to happen, but if it did it would be nice

iPhone X space gray is (imo) þe sleekest

dude by definition communsim is literally a perfect utopia that’s pretty much impossible irl. it’s a fucking theoretical question.

with Ukraine, Taiwan, and now North Korea in the mix, i think that these next few years are going to be very fun.

"hey so uh sorry about literally willing to risk your life in order to make us a tiny bit richer please just forget about it"

Indy. Do not buy þe sesh, they are very bad

What are some good/simple alternatives?

and??? its þe best letter. fight me

what fuel do u use?

you see when two people are fighting usually the camera person doesn’t think “oh! right i should film their boobs!”

i spent like five minutes thinking “what the hell kind of a drone is that??”

new chip, im not sure but im pretty certain that apples prolly gonna go portless in the near future.

my rule is half your age + 7 is the minimum

Dime 2 have a tiny profile. The case is smaller than a credit card and about as thick as your phone, they sound great too

Use the local library to print it

yeah probably. I have a temped glass screen protector that literally has like thirty cracks and chips on it

yeah the music sounds sort of muffled and kind of like someone listen to it before it got to you

as the world caves in by matt maltese

probably dead, but it may also be stuck. try a [stuck pixel fixer ](https://www.jscreenfix.com/)

future generations are gonna have a fun time deciphering this

Caspian

holy shit THANK YOU! i remember i saw an add for this and i thought it was called looper or something so i kept looking it up and couldn't find it. thanks!

can you solve x^3 -2x^2 -x+2 >= 0 and graph the graph on a real number line also set up a table for the intervals, test point, and sign analysis

anything actually funny

the femboy cia agent just beat up tucker carlson on live tv

(20+40)+(7+8)

“As the world caves in”-Matt Maltese

as the world caves in

honestly i like both, but the female cover gives a completely different vibe (not bad, but different) to the original

check if they are under warranty, and if so send them back

pretty aure

yeah. im pretty sure that the red lights are just to show if its charging or not, and theyll waste battery if theyre on in the case

as the world caves in

I think it’s volume up + volume down for five seconds or until you hear disconnected but im not sure. check the user manual.

Have you tried factory resetting them? It sounds like a software problem.

Called the democratic party leftist is like calling a hot wheels a car

Half your age+7 is the rule for minimum

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/nsnixg/i_managed_to_predict_the_future/h0ok2z6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

i'm pretty sure that an hero means a hero who commited suicide. i fucking hope.

they dont need the app. reset the buds, then connect them using bluetooth

i don’t, I’m pretty sure there’s a problem with yours, you should contact skullcandy

just arrived. They’re honestly not bad, but for me if they don’t have a perfect fit they sound bad, and the vocals are a bit quiet in music

cropped the first image wrong but it’s also way fuckin funnier this way

turn off all texture packs and behavior packs

GOD CREATED ONE GENDER AND ONE RIB. ALL OF THIS WOKE “SHE HER” BULLSHIT IS UNCHRISTIAN.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS

if you bought the extended warranty, otherwise its one year

unless its polyrythyms in which case you'd be better off killing yourself

Check and clean the contacts on the earbuds and the case. if that doesn’t work all Skullcandy products come with a one year warranty, go to skullcandies website and file a claim

honestly it just sounds like you got reaallly unlucky. i have three Skullcandy headphones and they’ve all faithfully served me for years. The only issue I’ve experienced was on the spoke, where after two years of use, I dropped an earbud and it broke.

shits literally tinfoil

op made this, op makes satire

well they’re right and wrong. they are receiving funding from aileen Getty, who is an oil heiress, but also she did found the Aileen Getty foundation and had made it pretty clear that stopping climate change is her thing now

actually wrong! Aileen Getty owns the Aileen Getty foundation. She may be an oil heiress but she’s made it pretty clear that stopping climate change is her thing now. it’s hell of a lot more likely that these people who are going out to protest and bring attention to problems are pretty shit at doing it.

Thanks! i just ordered the sesh evo

maybe r/megalophobia ?

I think the most important thing is battery, then portability, then fit

ted was NOT right.

imagine those uncontacted tribes in the amazon looking up to the sky to see a fucking coke bottle

if i see an advertisement for Coca-Cola before i can look at the stars i am going to become a terrorist

[This video](https://youtu.be/0ucXF0kozU4)

I’m not sure but maybe try double checking the wire connections, and maybe update your display driver

i cant belive us libershits were owned like that i love capitalism now

It’s a satire movement mocking conspiracy theory’s

hey we should maybe not force people to pay crippling fines for staying alive and going to school. = workers should own the means of production apparently

yep! in a few years we'll see devistating wildfires, record setting storms, new lows and highs in temperature, the sea rising, the ice caps melting, animals dying, and- oh wait

Portal and Portal 2 are some of the best games i've ever played and i would 100% reccomend them to anyone.

I mean, sure canadas got some problems, and movings a pain, but eh, its worth it.

I think it just needs some rice.

This is how conspiracy theories spread. There’s something that’s “so stupid my side couldn’t possibly have done that” and then “oh my look at this. it somewhat lines up with my suspicions so it must be true!”. Just stop oil is stupid, but they’re not run by big oil to make climate activists look bad. Aileen Getty, the person who founded the climate emergency fund and funded just stop oil is an oil heiress, yes. But, she is also very open to the fact that [mitigating climate change is now her thing.](https://aileengettyfoundation.org/climate-change/)

i hate how every time i see something cool it’s always “actually this exact technology was referenced in fifteen different dystopian novels and will most likely be used for mass surveillance of the population”

I’m torn on just stop oil. like on one hand fuck yeah. protest nonviolently. bring attention to the end of the world. but on the other hand this is the worst fucking way to do it and makes everyone else protesting look like idiots

I think its oz

this looks like it was made by a 10 year old who just downloaded kinemaster

d flat, e flat, a flat b flat f natural, d flat, e flat, g flat.

they literally made peg pants a real thing lmfao

we should have some form of security on all of those things specifically designed to stop attacks or something!

why is the title worded like the hindenburg is some kind of obscure historical footnote

who’s gonna tell ‘em watching kurzgesagt videos and studying the universe ain’t the same

could you link it please? Thanks

\>find wireless headphones \>look inside \>wires

i would use this to win every single one of those "guess how much candy is in the jar" thingys

"THAT MONSTER!!! HOW DARE HE \*checks notes\* CARE FOR HIS SON?????"

idk but i found it on the [daily mail](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11292765/Joe-Bidens-emotional-voicemail-Hunter-gun-purchase.html#v-400064882809485519)

[the rest of the quote](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11292765/Joe-Bidens-emotional-voicemail-Hunter-gun-purchase.html#v-400064882809485519) is "I'm here no matter what you need, no matter what you need, I love you"

i hate how he says “shots fired” like he is in danger.

bro hates “roblox bacons” he’s fucking racist over roblox avatars

theres [this](https://www.phototransferapp.com/) but if it doesnt work you can just google "photo transfer app"

I’m pretty sure there are free photo transfer softwares available online,

how do I get out?

Acer k243y?

Honestly not really a huge fan of Kraft singles but this is an amazing ad

i once was out of food and microwaved a single piece of kraft singles on a plate and then i somehow overlooked it and dropped my plate on my keyboard.

“shots fired” dumbass that was you

by the way, could you just check this video to see if it is? https://www.reddit.com/r/Monitors/comments/xyd2gc/theres_this_weird_line_of_pixels_on_my_monitor/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

alright don’t do this. idk why but a day after i did this a weird dark line appeared on my monitor and won’t go away, now i have to fill out a warranty form.

“aaannnd then the liberal world order will force the new i phone to have a usb c port” -Karl Marx (Das Kapital)

apparently he thought the license plate was weird and the car may be stolen so he walked up to some kid eating McDonalds, didn’t identify himself, told the kid to get out, and shot em when they didn’t listen to some random guy who opened your car door and tried to get you out.

“SHOTS FIRED” DUMBASS THAT WAS YOU!!!!!!

Do know if this type of stuff is usually covered by the warranty?

Ok, thanks.

Does that mean satan created the iphone, facebook, cars, the lightbulb, music, language, books, argriculture, the internet, science, electricity, and civilization?

If you look up aperture science on displate I’m pretty sure they have it

“I could do that” I say to myself as I curl up under my blanket fort with a cup of microwaved milk. i ask alexa to turn up the thermostat because frankly, it’s a bit cold, and the thermostat is really far away.

oh boy! i sure do enjoy portal radio music i think I’ll leave it on for five hours and nineteen seconds.

i mean…. isn’t glados always building new chambers?

hey you really don’t wanna cut off your eyelids

I'm pretty sure displate has one

ayyy!!!

from one of the comments on the original post: “I’m not a fishy expert but I do consider myself something of a scientist. All these fish are dead. They caught them in the water, then they put them in some kind of container to bring them to this location. Maybe a boat or a truck. Whatever device they have set up to move fish from its previous container to this assembly line seems to have worked too well, causing more fish to come out than it was apparently designed to handle. Whether the hapless operator we see here had anything to do with the mess is beyond me, but I wouldn’t want to be in his boots”

if ur gonna hate on someone hate on them for faking speedruns or something.

Tell me you don’t understand economics without telling me you don’t understand economics.

“only idiots would try to stop rich people from destroying the planet and killing us all. smart people decide it’s better to sit back and have a 0.000000001% chance of becoming one of the rich people”

hi, should i comment here too? This would be my second comment, first was on the original thread.

actaulyl i just found this great [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZJuxvaG5nI&ab_channel=OssyFlawol) from ossy flawol. it goes in depth about chell and glados's relationship but at the end it talks about how the developers refered to glados and chells relationship as just that, at about 16:48 in the vid

A creepy pasta called the harbringer experiment. It’s really good, would recommend you give it a read

damn that’s interestigng. on an unrelated topic: how do i join the boy scouts? Also where do you live?

he looks exactly like i imahined

Orca

How do you turn that on?

what would this look like at normal speed?

canonically it’s a training thing from halcyon but the theories suggest that it happens after black dusk and it’s the afterlife

Entry point

if anarchists actually vandalized that building there would be more fire than building

nice

low self confidence also i don’t wanna explain to two fourty year old chinese people what a “femboy” is

Exactly! Finally, someone understands

Awesome! The timeline switching thing kinda remings me of 0r8!

[Bones by imagine dragons](https://youtu.be/DYed5whEf4g)

it was revealed to me in a drug induced coma dream

Huh, I think I may have gotten that line confused with the rule, but i still feel like "dont remove the gun from the testing track" would make sense as the fourth rule

Wheatley and GLaDOS are a toxic relationship and chell is asexual

I think that originally said “under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area or it will detonate”. I don’t remember where I heard it but I definitely heard it somewhere

bad

bad

correct

incorrect

thank you so much!!!

opinion on the single seat twin engine supermaneuverable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E air defense fighter?

low self confidence and also I don’t have any way to buy it

low self confidence and also can’t afford it

Wasn’t this confirmed to be fake?

ok and?

yeah! we have slave robots but they’re not super cool they’re just circles with voices. we have robotic limbs but they’re expensive as fuck. we’re destroying the planet but not even in a remotely interesting way. no threat of thermonuclear war, no plague, no meteor, just capitalism

When done right, minimalism can look really nice, when done wrong, it just strips everything of their character and turns it into a bunch of characterless blocks

idk maybe

:(

我的妈怎么了？

是Dwane石头Johnson！

Castle

Dad! The plan!

Pretty much every telescope on earth, JWST and Hubble were all watching it,

I expected an explosion, but somehow this is worse.

always forget 😔

r\femboy is sfw (r\femboys is not)

and democrats

republicans. need i say more?

Yeah, still can’t believe he got pfizers vaccine 2 that turns people into alligator bird dog hybrid and then was eaten by a shark

Isn’t the Yamaha Sea Scooter a modern version of the dick blender?

Yeah, i had dropped it the day before and the screen stopped working but the sound and taptic engine were still good, and then i left it plugged in overnight and everything just stopped working.

i defenitly know who ben is it is so sad that ben (who i know) is now dead (very sad) ben (who i knew about personally) us no longer with us rest in peace ben (i know who ben is by the way)

Ah, Ok thank you

YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAATT!!!!

i think they were just stress testing their products, like if ur gonna release a portal gun to the public ya dont want it exploding when some dumbass tries to do the double flip portal trickshot underwater

These people can watch capitalism burn a country to the ground and still blame socialists for not stopping it

CONGRATULATIONS!!!🎉

“HEY! LET ME ARREST YOU!” “uh no” “THATS RESISTING ARREST YOU CRIMINAL SCUM”

the artist that made the song. their stuff is pretty good actually but it’s a shame a bunch of twelve year olds on tiktok keep reusing the same 15 second clip

the long fall boots were "expensive as hell" according to cave johnson, and i dont really think caves the type of guy to spend money to ensure his employees saftey

“So uh, im not sure about what the laws are in your country, but in the United States, it’s probably illegal to have employees working on catwalks over bottomless pits, but it depends”

“So uh, im not sure about what the laws are in your country, but in the United States, it’s probably illegal to have employees working under a bomb dropping pipes, but it depends”

gray mr frundles

Liberal (liberal)

yeah mhm one small detail i think you left out: uhj, he sort of killed millions of people

dji matrice m30 i think

pinkwug

it’s expensive as fuck

average array fan vs arraylist enjoyer

i am so fucking sorry

why am i downvoted i didn’t

🤷‍♂️

they served three

nah that shit was super fucking soggy

-5

charge yo phone bro

in portal 2 glados mentions that she was already developing the coop testing while chell testing so she may have been testing or analyzing the human mind and how it solves problems to make better robot testers?

The septic tank

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPEPEPEBEBEBEBEE *slash*

I would recommend portal and portal 2, they’re sci-fi, but i wouldn’t really call them action. it’s more of puzzle solving, but still very fun

Opinion on oatmeal?

isnt that just a hovertrain with fancy plastic on it??

That’s what % does in java (and i think most other languages) it divides and gives the remainder so 5%3 would be two, and 4%2 would be zero

Real life nuclear storage isn’t like Mr.Burns going “hurrr durr let’s feed it to a baby” it’s strictly regulated, and most nuclear waste goes through a process to basically make it less radioactive, “I won’t explain it but you can read more about it [here](https://www.nei.org/news/2019/what-happens-nuclear-waste-us) )before being placed in concrete and steel dry casks filled with inert gas built to survive natural disasters.

Trans portation: 🚂

it’s a drone. it flies. can you fly?

what if it’s too high

just imagine your out for a jog, and suddenly a drone just starts to follow you. you run faster, it flies faster. it’s really close, what would you do?

Alright

Ok

Thanks, but I think it’s a bit expensive for a beginner

brand new hospital security system

Alright thank you!

Yeah! I mean it’s a fun toy, but it’s literally a toy. It feels hollow and the camera is hot garbage

Alright, thank you!

I can’t find any for sale there

Ok, would you recommend the mini or mini 3?

Alright, thank you!

Alright, I’ve seen a lot of recommendations for the mini 2, so I might get that one

Thanks

thanks I will definitely think about getting the mini 2

Ok! Thank tou

Alright thanks, I’ll look into it!

Buy which one?

Alright thanks, I’ll think about it

Alright, thanks I’ll consider it

Thanks for the warning, but could you elaborate more on the problem? Most of the reviews I’ve found are positive

I mean it’s easy to get lost with these kind of memes, but you really just need to cut your losses and move on

Ok

Thanks, I’ll definitely look into it!

he turned into the fucking grinch

PotatOS

kinemaster

is that a broken airplane engine?

It definitely wasn’t the second one that wrote the title

found footage? why haven’t you found some bitches

yeah but he has literally no acting talent. he relies on stupid fucking filters and uses unfunny jokes that were mediocre at best fifteen years ago. and half his videos would make no sense without the captions.

hey r/sounding has some really cool stuff ( i am so very sorry )

Actually iirc she was fired for different reasons, and the homer guy actually stood up for her

It’s just mostly drowned machinery

YESS!!! I absolutely hate it when people post stuff here that’s like “oh man it’s so weird that dead corpses littering the streets are terrifying”

Wow!

Not to set an alarm, you can just do that in the normal clock app, bed time just has some nice alarm tones

what???? it’s literally free???

It’s now in the health app

Gaingel

A virus is literally a bunch of rna in a shell. It’s just a piece of information . It is literally incapable of ANYTHING unless it floats around and bumps into a host, then it gives the cell the instructions, and the CELL using the information from the virus makes more viruses,

Because those are actual multicellular animals. a virus is literally strands of rna floating around in a shell of protein

I’m pretty sure that it’s mostly just for timings, sure sometimes he might signal to get louder but those are all already written on the sheet music

Jennsylvania nooooo!!!!!

haha cum piss

It’s more of like “ay it’s another hat, ay it’s a vase now, ooh another hat,”

🎵🎵 gee-whiz he got it and he flauntsI am the thing he is but he isn't when I walk🎵🎵

Maybe a jet pack? not in the traditional sense that makes you fly but it could give you like a double jump or speed boost

this looks like something a five year old made in ms paint

r/killthecameraman users when someone doesn’t record a gruesome death perfectly.

my dude if that goes anywhere near anything sharp you are going to be the first person on the floor, walls, and ceiling all at the same time

not a game but watch the mandela catalogue

anything? what is homeostasis?

what the absolute fuck is this timeline

yeah that’s meant to happen, but it really makes you wonder what the scientists were thinking when the gave her control over neurotoxin, the entire facility, the vents, turrets, and a rocket launcher

Thank you!

Try to read the spaces in between the black things

https://youtu.be/s7OFtG238g4

Dogs

Thank you!

Thanks!

thank you!

lmao. i used to have a pair of skull candy spokes before i got the dime 2s, and i just woke up one day and they were gone. i think either i have terrible memory or I am cursed

Nope, I fixed the problem shortly after. i don’t exactly know how, I just kept restarting em a lot. No random disconnections. I only had them for a few months though, I lost them a month or two ago.

i spent way to long trying to figure out what “tnelat sseltniop” meant before i figured it out. i read everything else correctly

i

coc

0-0 no one dms me :(

i spent the first ten years of my life reading mr.Krupp mr.kirk

yellow white blue

it was a weird dream

had a nightmare that there was a mirror that would randomly appear in the streets of the United state’s, and it would reflect one’s worst self/desires, and that would convince people they were a terrible person and make them commit suicide. and people thought that “ooh well if the mirror reflects the worst in you just don’t be bad” and people started memjng about it for some reason

this is the type of shit that wouldnt make sense to someone even a month ago

detroit: become fish

Maybe you could be androgynous?

each year, every branch of government has to fight for their budget, like hunger games style.

Using scaffolding is so clever!

https://youtu.be/9CWwacSp_Gs

r/techsupportmacgyver

ah yes i love a big ball of fire in the sky raining heat on me for half of the day

i think i did it

What about other achievements?

What’s the best thing about the future?

if he sent his face you can probably report it to the authorities

maybe have the villain be like super evil Elon musk

why are you hogging the goblins the rest of us need them too

this is some r/thomastheplankengine shit

NO

same. I feel like 2020 was the first domino in a chain reaction or something

r/praisethecameraman

oh man what the fuck my brain hurts

idk if ur on iOS but on iPhones you can hide pictures from your camera roll

wait aren’t cops supposed to be the “good guy with a gun”?

oh noo!! what a shame! how will i ever manage to put on thigh highs and a skirt! how will i ever? i can’t believe i have to put on thigh highs! or a skirt! it is such a shame that i must put them on

hey that’s one of my favorite scales. honestly the real hate should be going towards whatever the fuck b flat minor is

yep

oh sorry

I’d give like five dollars

“Mr.Musk has also been found to have murdered fifteen children. When interviewed, his response was ‘uwu sowwy’. On Twitter, musk has stated publicly “the kids weren’t doin their fucking job. lazy people are the last thing we need in an emerald mine.”. the children were in an orphanage”

“In other news, Elon musk’s new megastructure that does nothing but destroy natural landscape has almost completed construction. When finished, it is expected to ruin nature, and do nothing else”

"this is npr news. the silly line went down, and now you are homeless. also jeff bezos is living in his space mansion"

Good human

ill take the surgery

what

this was posted like a month ago how’d u get here

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, and 25

girl are you from Mississippi because your the only miss who’s piss I sippie (i am so very sorry)

we’ll launch space bubbles to stop climate change before we even consider regulating fossil fuels

my English is good, I’m chinese, and i would say I’m mostly fluent.

😳😳😳😳😳😳

happy

fake

they are very heavy

i can make people crop memes correctly

Yeah, I think it’s from a video game called control or something

Jay

Need agree to have some of their honey taken because in exchange the get the safety and protection of (from their perspective) a titan. You can’t keep bees on a leash. If they don’t like it, they can (and sometimes do) just leave bad keepers

yeah, but all it has to really do is stop a tiny plastic spring

im in middle school and my mom won’t let me buy another one

eh it works

maybe the social worker wouldnt be there if the cops [did their fucking job](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mzPj_IaMzY)

it’s an intro from a Chinese show. no clue what the genre is but here https://youtu.be/biTzhToldz4

“how are you holding up, because IM A POTATO”

this person clicked control i and changed what his roblox balance said once

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Sorry I’ll change it. i forgor 💀to mention it was conservaoedia in the title

Portal & Portal 2

D is just barely passing, it is the bare minimum required. By no means is it a good grade, but it is passing

settings -> accessibility -> display and text size -> reduce white point

im a pencil veinyan fuck you

this is the only good basilisk meme I’ve seen so far!

pencil vainya. stupid fucking name

*oOoooOooOooOops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, oh Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah All aboard Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this? Yeah, yes it is But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end Well baby, I went down and got it for you Aww, you shouldn't have Oops, I did it again to your heart Got lost in this game, oh baby Oops, you think that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent*

*oh baby put a hotdog in me on a non-microwaveable plate and then forget about it then the plate fucking explodes and then you stop it and try to clean up the inside but the plate is so fucking hot you burn part of your finger and then it just hurts for the next two days because you couldn’t remember a fucking hotdog*

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm* (i am a microwave)

*ooh* *christopher*

im a guy

“i ain’t takin no vaccine (no vaccine) i ain’t takin no vaccine hey hey hey i ain’t wearing a mask i wasn’t born i a cage i ain’t wearing a mask u can’t make me afraid” also technically “i ain’t takin no vaccine” is a double negative so that means they are

This looks so cool!

Christopher

Most cars do if it’s driving

It’s basically in the future, if we manage to create a perfect sentient ai that solves all the worlds problems. that ai might create a society based on punishment to better those who do wrong, and it may see those who did not aid in its development as doing wrong, since if it was built earlier it could have prevented deaths, so it punished them by simulating their consciousness to torture for eternity

It’s basically in the future, if we manage to create a perfect sentient ai that solves all the worlds problems. that ai might create a society based on punishment to better those who do wrong, and it may see those who did not aid in its development as doing wrong, since if it was built earlier it could have prevented deaths, so it punished them by simulating their consciousness to torture for eternity

eat my baby lol I have a lot to go with the lunch

I haven’t been getting enough sleep, and I’ve always just felt sort of cloudy, tired, and anxious,

u/nallabot

le nuclear boy scout has arrived

nuclear reactor moment

le horrible tragedy + premature death has arrived

I’m not living in China, my parents moved to the USA when I was a child

Should i like show them my skin or something?

😛😋😛😋😛

I’m Chinese, fuck China, let me comment on the thread where is it

No clue

My understanding is “nothing can’t change if people don’t make it change” like we’ll never beat Covid if we never wear a mask or we’ll never stop climate change if we don’t stop co2 emissions

OH! I hadn’t even thought of that!!!!

Already posted here

“hey guys did you know that dirty buildings in foggy stormy weather is scary”

I got Prosper

i was in GameStop.cum

check out mine (i definitely came up with this flair on my own it is so original)

I got sent to Ukraine

I’m a total idiot

Me

guys i went to steam report and then jump cut to some green text im a hacker

Glasses maybe?

what is that translucent square on the floor

Draw a dog but the dog is holding a portal gun and also commiting warcrimes

it’s a uh. uhm. completely uh. theoretical, yeah theoretical situation

I live in the US and I learned about the holocaust in sixth grade what the fuck are you talking about

“communism is when consequences of capitalism”

Bugger

“Covid isn’t the issue. It’s the people getting sick and dying that are the problem”

Sorry for having dreams 🤷‍♂️

You cannot prove that I cannot prove that you cannot prove it does

You cannot prove it does

im not sure but i think Reddit added it as a feature

I find that the easiest way (on a phone) is to push the image until it touches your nose, try to not focus on anything, and make sure the image is blurry when it’s at your nose. Hold it there for around ten seconds, then super slowly pull away, and try to still not focus on a single point

https://youtu.be/LH4x4CY7B5o i did!

video 1 finished: https://youtu.be/LH4x4CY7B5o

thanks so much

I'm almost finish, could u review it before i uplaod it?

Sure! but if you do, would u be able to credit me/the post?

80% sure he was saying cheese toward the end

yeah, i meant the production lines create toxic stuff and dump it into the ocean, and what they create is also dangerous but they’ve already sold millions.

yes

y’all the response to this meme is more then i ever could have imagined! thanks! I’ve been thinking about turning this into a YouTube series (No promises though) should I?

idk it’s just my last name and it sounds cool,

Corporate irresponsibility does not make time for personal events

actually 2 things: the second time it was something to do with antimatter powered batteries and how they just put toxic chemicals into the ocean when they made them. they sold them to companies who put them in their produce because they would last multiple months on a single charge. the water being poisoned was bad, and plus, antimatter is like super explosive if it touches actual matter

They were creating a virus that was designed to cripple a countries economy by targeting livestock. the US military bought it from them for 400 billion. It was supposed to have a built in kill mechanism, but they realized they could cut costs if they removed it because in 89% of simulated scenarios, the virus died by itself. in 10.8429% it was easily eradicated. in the remaining 0.1571% chance it spread, but they thought less that 1/100 was enough of a risk, as the military wouldn’t use it *that* much right? and even if they did, its unlikely it would spread. ***right?***

that’s from fucking subnahtica

sorry i didnt know it was posted already

guy, Brock’s not coming.

I HATE TRUMP I HATE TRUMP I HATE TRUMP I HA

brb bout to invent a time machine and conquer ancient rome

how tf do y’all keep your skin so smooth like not in a creepy way. my skin is like a fucking warzone.

u/just-a-fem-friend

What did it say or originally

too soon bro

sheraton one in pentagon city

[this comment explains it](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/ur1ubm/pages_of_a_notebook_of_a_paranoid_schizophrenic/i8upnyo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/ur1ubm/pages_of_a_notebook_of_a_paranoid_schizophrenic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf literally a few hours ago

Time periods and some instruments i think. baroque was earlier than classical

Incorrect. The harpsichord was widely used in the classical era before being replaced by the piano. We don’t know what song that is being played, therefor we cannot accurately determine wether or not the piece is classical or baroque

Hold the power button on it for a few seconds until it turns off, put it back in the case, and try again

Where can I find the full Image?

Click for your prize is the only one that’s not working for me. I click and nothing happens

fair enough

Never mind it fixed itself somehow

u/GifReversingBot

Sorry, I had that on my old phone and it broke, but you might be able to recreate it from the second photo?

We’ve got mountains of content, some better, some worse

Portal and portal 2

Portal and portal 2

money

[this user](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)

The characters were probably starving, and the fact that they discovered they can eat tainted flesh without getting infected means that they had to resort to some pretty dire actions to survive

"Where should we shoot?" "idk man maybe to the discolored patch of hexagons in the middle of the field?"

Truth

Apathetic Tofu

Yes

I think I do

I am not using the camera

well, at least i still have warranty

Not really. My iPhone sounds like a static with beeping in the background, and sometimes, randomly there’s a scratching/screeching and the static gets really loud

I hear some weird noises near the back camera (IPhone SE 2020) So I just noticed this tonight. It’s very faint, and I can’t hear it unless I press my ear directly up to the back of the phone. It sounds like random beeping and scratching. I can’t pick it up on the microphone. I have tried restarting my phone, but that doesn’t fix anything. Is this normal? And if not, what does it mean, and how can (or should ) i fix it? If it mattered, I dropped my phone a few times today (with a mous cAse)

Is it also normal to hear scratching and static near there?

No, all video is fine

I don’t have the camera app open, and the sound remains even when it’s off. There’s also sometimes a humming sound

deal light

my brain conjures up a giant black void with cartoonish eyes sort of like the Mandela Catalogue, and it just stares at me when i sleep

yeah, the Mandela catalogue is fucking terrifying.

hey seriously though does anyone know any way to stop/combat this.

If you see mold on a piece of bread it’s already too late. That part is the reproductive part of mold, so it has likely already contaminated the whole package. That being said though, the majority of those molds are non toxic, but i don’t recommend eating them

the sound should have been the man screaming because he traveled the world just to find out the source of the sound was some other guy that wasted their time screaming

yep!

this is really good! I loved it! no need to apologize!

Portal and portal 2

three

u/profanitycounter

u/profanitycounter

u/profanitycounter

its so fucking good, but my mom never lets me buy it because she says its for kids

E

Succession

why is the city in the background thrn

wait so for the top picture, that’s supposed to be what the pyramids looked like thousands of years ago right?

Teacher

Maybe try updating iTunes, i had a similar issue and doing that and rebooting fixed it, or try going to r/applehelp

ngl it took me a while to figure out POC meant person of color and not piece of crap

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/awf5pk/anon_has_a_lucid_dream/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

你好👋

Smart-phones

damn it, i had a highscore. fuck you. great story tho

well for me at least if I laugh really hard a similar thing happens, but not like often

wait so every time you laugh you just piss yourself?

I got a car a boat and a bag of chips

15…….

max

U/savevideobot

Suck my phone

get one of those random word generators and have a bot post it once a minute

debility

I think I’m going to survive a single rabbit

FranceRespector08

i don’t get it, plz explain

nah pretty sure that was mid 2017

shush i made this username as a joke and didn’t realize I can’t change it

im 13

1: minecraft is literally the most popular game of all time, so people are playing it pretty much at all times 2: there is more than one time zone

he’s a delinquent and rude but don’t worry he supports trump this definitely helps our case

tumblr

thanks!

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10462809/Four-teenage-girls-attack-boy-13-sleepover-country-NSW-home.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10462809/Four-teenage-girls-attack-boy-13-sleepover-country-NSW-home.html) i think tis this one

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10462809/Four-teenage-girls-attack-boy-13-sleepover-country-NSW-home.html

what is a fruit sticker

the full video- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DVwbK48IJQ

its an old toaster oven

thanks! it’s spoiler just in case someone hasn’t finished portal 1 or 2

thanks!

7

first time ive seen this sub resurface in over a year. tell your friend that they're the best artist in the world

hell I would drink a bottle of my own piss for a hundred

-is girl (optional) -likes me (optional) -is alive (optional)

chang superiority

ROBLOX game called entry point

yeah, but i mean funny interdnet points r worth it

cant believe 2017 was 185 years ago, time sure flies

a cringe YouTube series i used to watch called dank doodle memes. now im stuck with this shit

i dont want that time in middle school i was called on and i forgot the answer and ended up saying cringe or something infront of the whole class

🚆

yes

15

December 8th

ok

i mean its not really that good but

portal 2 and chess.com

People can use ur ip to find ur address

Hit the 3 dot on the corner then search for the delete button

bro you just doxxed yourself delete this shit rn bro

\+ a significant other \+ $10 million yes of course

The realtor is sending them a secret message in Morse code through tapping his fingers, and the realtor is telling them to run

the dress is back i see....

booo br*tish “people” 🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

we are a leftist shitpost sub who also has a femboy fetish and trans rights and read rule 1

no

HELLO

idk how to share, also i replaced the old blueprint with a (i think) better one https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceflightSimulator/comments/onttcb/my_starship_no_dlc_or_bp_editing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

my school got a sooting threat yesterday but it was just a rumour

tommorow...

what the fuck is reddit recap

i know, its a stack of base

mine turtule

to the fucker who left RGVjZW1iZXIgMTB0aCAyMDIxLiBJdCB3aWxsIGJlZ2luLiBBbmQgeWVzLCBJIGFtIHdhdGNoaW5nIHlvdS4= in my dms. im gonna make a spider army in my wall and release it on the 9th

hello

I'm stupid please help

why is does the capitalism man have the socialism man on a plank hanging over a cliff in the first place

guess

**im living in your windows**

me plz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6HUdJbJpQ

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6HUdJbJpQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6HUdJbJpQ)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6HUdJbJpQ

"oh no i almost died today better post it on r/teenagers"

imagine showing this meme to someone in 2019

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Safie-Specialty-Foods-Safies-Dill-Pickle-Beans-16-oz/194468378

HELLO

omg noooo

maybe the grim reaper the killed the grim reaper memory squid game among us refrence???? 🤔🤔🤔

omg tink

you’re father figure

this is literally squid game

skin

satire

show em a drone

u/savevideobot

r/onewordeach

omg noooo1!!!!1111!1!

wtf is goin on here

i am smol brain pls explain

please give me all your money jeff bezos

Kaiser 36 etudes op 20 no 20 in my ass

rip goose

saying the nazis where socialist is like saying buffalo chicken is made of buffalo

omg nooooooo

what’s sugoma

this is amazing!!!!!

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who have a good job and they are so much better and I think it’s ok to have them do that I have a good idea and they don’t really have to be like a child and they don’t know how much I can get to you do it and they say they are so good I am not a big deal but I’m so tired and I’m so tired I have no idea why I’m so sorry 😞 I’m sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time and I’m so sorry for your time

no

yes

yummy

r/amathenedit

you jump into a pool of sprinkles

burn down rhode island. its not even a fucking island

delete pencil vain ya. we dont need wooder in this country

fuck rhode island. delete rhode island

💩🤔 what

me too

wait, i just checked, it’s in normal ones too

new map?????

ok who fucking told them about our plan

I THINK ITS BEEN DISCONTINUEDEULOWF8UWGT54WGTAGWA

it’s fucking satire

me

ill build you a new house in minecraft

🐕👈

if(hack = true){ System.out.println(“you have bean un hack haha”); }

this is satire

no it’s not

It’s a reference to the flesh pit national park, some cosmic horror story thingy

Freedom gun burger

268

squid game

where is part 2

what the fuck is that

420

yo brothers fucking stupid

no

fair enough

ok but like ​ socailist =/= democrats

nooooooooooooooooo

WHAT HAPPENED TO u/childofgeese

u/savevideobot

hi bye

1: they use telecenetics to talk to each other 2: they are 7d gods, but we have managed to locjk them in a 2d prison 3: potata

potat

sushi is good

isnt that how the arabic numbers worked or something

fucking idiot

consume the child

submissive and breadable homework

who told you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAOWoV9\_2SQ&t=593s

fuck im dumb thx btw

not oc

is this ripoff r/196

u/savevideobot

moonlight sonata 3rd movement

u/profanitycounter

hmm

electroman adventures

can’t belief they’ve never heard of a submarine

fav candy where you live when your parents leave for work parents best friends name parents best friends face nearest costume shop

thx, you too

schools starting soon and i won’t have a lot of time to waste on reddit

because the color orange is ugly. blue ftw

you sir are extremely brave

The orphan type is my fav

SORRY I DID NOT RESPOND BECAUSE I WAS DEAD

I CANNOT RESPOND BECAUSE I AM DEAD

I AM DEAD ALSO

I AM BASED IN THE OVEN ALSO I AM ON FIRE NOW

YES I BUILT A DAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN TO MAKE IT LUKEWARM BECAUSE SCIENCE ALSO I BUILT THE DAM IN THE SKY TO SOLVE GLOBAL WARMING ALSO I BUILT A FURNACE WHICH I WILL JUMP INTO TO NOT BE COOL

you will no longer be allowed to watch the top 24 epic fort nite amogus sussy fails (vol 24) (epic funny) on you tube

BASED IN THE OCEAN WHICH IS NOW LUKEWARM BECAUSE I INSTALLED A MACHINE TO MAKE THE OCEAN LUKEWARM ALSO I SOLVED GLOBAL WARMING NOW

I AM LUKEWARM

i will steal your privileges to top 24 epic fort nite amogus sussy fails (vol 24) (epic funny)

i will not tolerate such OUTRAGEOUS LIES BEING TOLD

LIAR

Because the fans will blow the earth into the sun

thanks

can i join?

no

fuck you too

fck you im over arrest 😎 u/dankmemerboi86 arrest

Good bot

hey girl, are you my sibling? because WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CHIPS THEY WERE MINE

the r/teenagersbutpog hivemind is dead

fuck

No. I killed it. Everyone’s free

if you turn your brightness up it’s green

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

atleast i dont play leuge of legends

shape shifting