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/r/PersonalFinanceCanada/comments/zcp35m/is_dating_my_tenant_a_bad_idea/iyz6oio/

That it can keep from destroying everything it touches, because it knows landlords are made of poison. It should not be dating her. Or anyone.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/PersonalFinanceCanada on December 5, 2022 02:12:26
/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/zcvbah/what_the_ai_generator_considers_a_reddit_mod/iyz6847/

Are you kidding? This looks under forty, clear skin, not in a basement, eating poop, or raping a child.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/oddlyterrifying on December 5, 2022 02:06:26
/r/atheism/comments/zcbass/chesapeake_public_schools_will_allow_an_after/iyz4qxf/

Because it's at risk for being attacked by terrorism. Sorry, can't do it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/atheism on December 5, 2022 01:47:34
/r/Kanye/comments/zcnx1g/yes_back_on_ig/iyz4d8f/

"the first genetic hybrid that stuck" What the *fuck*?!?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Kanye on December 5, 2022 01:42:48
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/zcnw8j/the_average_womens_face_around_the_world/iyyzeru/

Did you already provide it, though? Also, l/r handed us binary, position of face things is a broad scattering It might be skewed? But handedness is not a good metaphor.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on December 5, 2022 00:44:53
/r/worldnews/comments/zcs68a/north_korea_publicly_executes_2_teenagers_for/iyyt1ha/

Who the fuck would deny that? Why?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on December 4, 2022 23:39:10
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/zcnw8j/the_average_womens_face_around_the_world/iyyslzx/

No, but that is waaaaaay more skewed. If you were measuring, say, nose position, which could go left or right but is usually very near center, you would end up with something staggeringly close to center

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on December 4, 2022 23:35:15
/r/gaming/comments/zcijhk/1996_knew_how_to_prepare_for_the_holidays/iyyldga/

Lol, then you tried to play StarCraft on a console.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/gaming on December 4, 2022 22:33:18
/r/memes/comments/zckv3x/make_it_make_sense/iyy9lil/

If you're doing fancy stuff with other fats, like mixing in bacon grease, or using a Japanese/Argentine seasoning mix, it works.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on December 4, 2022 20:57:40
/r/memes/comments/zckv3x/make_it_make_sense/iyy9am3/

Nope. Mushroom burger with processed black tar poppy seed sauce and a glass of nice cold lsd to wash it down with.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on December 4, 2022 20:55:17
/r/memes/comments/zckv3x/make_it_make_sense/iyy952w/

But it's waaaaaay overused in modern food science, along with sugar and salt, to make fucking everything addictive.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on December 4, 2022 20:54:06
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/zc8too/onlyinamerica/iyy89wm/

What the hell is a reet?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on December 4, 2022 20:47:27
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/zc8too/onlyinamerica/iyy88st/

Shooting up enemies and having shitty aim isn't the same thing as fucking terrorism. Like, if a group of bank robbers blows up a building at steal a bunch of gold a'la 'die hard 3', that's not even remotely the same thing as doing 9/11.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on December 4, 2022 20:47:13
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/zc8too/onlyinamerica/iyxjx1v/

Nah. I have no self control or conflict resolution skills, and I've never shot anybody. I'm a problem, but I'm not *this* problem. Nazis are the problem. Fucking Nazi terrorist pieces of shit radicalized by all the major algorithms that govern the internet.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on December 4, 2022 17:47:17
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/zc8too/onlyinamerica/iyxjhpn/

Yes but the kapostanis do it so their kids can be better terrorists; the Koreans and vietnamese do it out of paranoia.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on December 4, 2022 17:44:16
/r/AskReddit/comments/zc7dsc/if_you_woke_up_to_find_9999_of_the_population/iywvbr4/

Solar is pretty rugged. A micro SD card can last a while. A rugged laptop hooked up to a tape drive or a bunch of mdiso bdr's in itsoptical is pretty durable, as long as one of those also has an OS on it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on December 4, 2022 15:05:26
/r/AskReddit/comments/zbjbpq/gamers_of_reddit_what_video_game_has_the_best/iyuc9vb/

It is that, and it stays that right up to the final sequence, but because of the depth and interiority it gives to literally every single character, it gets, like, really dark. And, like, you think the part with the week old rotting corpse and the meth addict pre-teens is dark, but the writers knew *exactly* what they were doing. The first huge guy punch comes when/if somebody has to pawn off their car's fancy rims. The shit that made my skin crawl wasn't the guy who was talking about hypothetical war crimes he obviously committed and how much fun he had, it was the bureaucrat who might've seen something.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on December 4, 2022 00:35:19
/r/AskReddit/comments/zbjbpq/gamers_of_reddit_what_video_game_has_the_best/iyuavql/

Not as good as ”he will grant us three wishes” *actually turning out to be true*

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on December 4, 2022 00:20:44
/r/worldnews/comments/zbn4nx/iran_said_saturday_it_is_reviewing_a_decadesold/iytw31d/

Yeah. They also aren't super great at forgiving the people who murdered their friends over hats

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on December 3, 2022 22:05:15
/r/worldnews/comments/zbn4nx/iran_said_saturday_it_is_reviewing_a_decadesold/iytgcht/

Yeah, when you have this much blood shed, when you fire live rounds into crowds, the people can't be silenced with 'fine, no more hates do whatever, you win'. You've escalated sooopo far past the original demands. It's about more than the fucking hats now. There are fucking martyrs. You're seeing this same shit in American labor struggles. Once the shooting starts, if the protestors aren't all slaughtered, the original demands are going to be offered, and that's just... There's a fucking blood price, guys. It may not be a total revolution? But it's not gonna stop at hats.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on December 3, 2022 19:55:21
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyixgug/

There's historical precedent, in the past decade and a century ago, dude. It's possible.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 14:11:15
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyixakz/

You answered none of my questions, addressed none of my points. and stop asking me to pay you; I don't negotiate with terrorists. Why kill this Charles and take all his stuff? If you're gonna murder someone for their stuff, why not go after the person with more stuff? Who knows, maybe Charles is grateful, and pays our hypothetical murderhobo a couple bucks for killing the guy he would've paid rent to? Like, honestly, put yourself in that position; why? Are you a martial arts master or some shit? You're calling me names, because I make you uncomfortable. Why should a person abide by a contract, social or otherwise, that does will never benefit them? Society isn't a magic spell. It's an agreement. what reason do people with nothing, who are only taken from, have to agree? And: what's your number? How are you better than him?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 14:10:06
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyitze1/

You're projecting. What's your number. How are you different? Again, I'm not speaking hypothetically, actual person. We got along, oddly enough. Same sense of humor probably. Did once give me the same speech about how some people can't be saved, and just need to die, but your version is even crueller and stupider. What's your number? 1000? 3000? How are you better than him?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 13:48:38
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z9m734/how_civilization_is_going_in_florida/iyis8md/

Too much work to explain; just build a wall and let the ocean wash away our sins.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on December 1, 2022 13:37:31
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyiqwod/

So charging ransom is fair? If I found you, how much would you pay me to not kill you? I'm not planning on it. Not my thing. But I've known people who would. So let's play a game; what's the number? What number would you pay each month to not be murdered. Why, exactly, should I give a shit about a society if the point of it isn't to nurture human life and flourishing? I get it, you love this society because the point of it is property, is letting you reap the benefits of something, and a bunch of asdholes agree that you get to reap whatever bit of property and lounge around the rest of the day. But why the shit should someone who has nothing care? What's their investment? What's their actual motivation to not just gut you like a pig and take what they want? What's their buy-in here? Because I would like it to be something. Rotting corpses smell, if nothing else. Why shouldn't they? Why shouldn't they take your loved ones and send you pieces until you pay up? Why is kidnapping and then sending you pieces of your loved ones not a moral good that keeps you motivated to produce value? How is it different, morally, from what you do? And so fun how all the sanctimony vanishes so quick. So how's it different? Because I think it is. See, I've met that guy, I'd rather live in a world with that guy than with you, and I honestly respect his work more than yours. I'm also sure he has a lower body count, or did when I knew him. So how is what you do different? I want to hear your answer.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 13:28:58
/r/science/comments/z9hf3m/us_gun_death_rates_hit_highest_levels_in_decades/iyinhxe/

Also, the fascist stochastic terror engine. That contributes at least a *little*.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/science on December 1, 2022 13:06:46
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z9qd52/chinese_japanese_tech_companies_are_hiring/iyin3rd/

Dunno, try explaining that word to a manager.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 1, 2022 13:04:11
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z9qd52/chinese_japanese_tech_companies_are_hiring/iyimzj4/

Nope. Can't be more human. Can't pay them more.pizza and cheerleaders.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ProgrammerHumor on December 1, 2022 13:03:24
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyijy3t/

Night shift unemployed work from home day off between jobs housewife student whatever. *Somebody* is always home. But also: evictions are announced. You know what day they're coming. Can snap a pic of the pig who comes to change the locks and go, I dunno, lay spike strips outside on the street and barricade entrances.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 12:43:49
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyij62n/

I don't... Care? Just because someone's got an addiction, doesn't mean they don't need to sleep inside. Unless it's that one drug from RimWorld? Or that one from 'the boys'. They can't afford major repairs because you're sucking their blood every month. If you didn't make a profit, and didn't absolutely have to, you wouldn't replace the roof either. Cut the shit. I know this, because my roof leaks, and my landlord hasn't fixed it in years. "People treat it like shit" yeah because it isn't can't and won't be theirs. It's transitory and they know it. Why give a shit? You can't help people with addictions or get at the underlying problems, instead you need parasitic shit suckers to take the value of any labor they manage to do every month, and make their lives more precarious. This is the way to a better world. There are so many ways to fund new construction! The argument that "tenants can't afford it" is the same as the argument that we can't have socialized medicine, because doctors are expensive.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 12:38:46
/r/antiwork/comments/z9d5t9/its_okay_when_dems_do_it_s/iyii0yo/

No, that's not how any of this works, they must suffer. If they don't suffer, how does economy?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on December 1, 2022 12:31:22
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyih06f/

And what, exactly, did you do to provide value to this person, that they couldn't have done better themselves? Sounds like your problem is with the bank. if you want to riot and burn down all the banks, I'll chip in a few gallons of petrol, but I sincerely doubt that's the desired the black throbbing void in your disgusting landlord chest yearns for.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 12:24:51
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyigky4/

Yeah; more anthropomorphic soulless parasites deserve representation!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 12:22:07
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyightp/

I don't give a shit. If you don't need to live in a house, and didn't recently build it, you shouldn't be allowed to own it. People sleeping inside is more important than any number of fucking banksters getting off on their quarterly profits or some parasitic landlord who hasn't worked a day in its life. And most residential properties *are* owned by like two companies; Blackstone and... I forget the other one. So fuck your disingenuous byllshit argument.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 12:21:33
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyid26j/

Found the landlord! I'm not a statist, but boy, am I feeling maoist right now!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 11:59:24
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyicsul/

Yeah, they shouldn't be allowed to have homes or families, but a person being tossed out on the street is a hell of an excuse.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 11:57:49
/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/z9mquy/a_true_hero_on_the_crosswalk/iyicf5u/

Fucking ban all cars. Don't even put in alternative transit, fuck you, Americans don't deserve it, just make it legal to kill anyone behind the wheel of a car.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/nextfuckinglevel on December 1, 2022 11:55:28
/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/z9cqih/took_my_little_brothers_ps5_when_i_found_out_him/iyi7yxf/

Same! I was never a Nazi piece of shit though, so mine never looked like this. Nazis don't get video games.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildlyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 11:26:22
/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/z9cqih/took_my_little_brothers_ps5_when_i_found_out_him/iyi7sgm/

God I wish I had names that good at that age.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildlyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 11:25:10
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyi6vwg/

Yes? If we all come out and tell the cops they aren't welcome every time there's an eviction, maybe take a couple of their tires and/or their pants, they'll stop. They can't send the whole department every time; that gets expensive.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 11:19:07
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z9near/a_mall_in_iran_these_days/iyi5of6/

Yeah, having to go to a ma-oh right.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on December 1, 2022 11:10:54
/r/atheism/comments/z9b5qo/adam_and_eve_is_the_most_stupid_story_i_ever/iyi42tj/

But remember, the worst religion is Islam (because brown people do it)

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/atheism on December 1, 2022 11:00:00
/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/z9lgwy/you_sure_you_sure_about_that/iyi3h60/

No, really. There's no more room. They're full. They couldn't eat another bite.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/PoliticalHumor on December 1, 2022 10:55:58
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyi361b/

Tenants unions,crent strikes, unconditional anti-eviction solidarity. Will work better than 'regulations'. If a cop is doing an eviction, post it's face. Find its home. Protest.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 10:53:52
/r/mildyinfuriating/comments/z96kwz/last_january_they_gave_us_a_4_month_notice_of_a/iyi2wk7/

Tenants unions, rent strikes, anti eviction solidarity wherever you are

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildyinfuriating on December 1, 2022 10:52:05
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z9cxzn/has_there_ever_been_a_politician_who_was_just_a/iyi0mpt/

The thing about good cops is that they either very rapidly either stop being good, or, one way or another; stop being cops. Hero of the people Christopher dorner, or countless 'training accidents' are the example here.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on December 1, 2022 10:36:35
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z8yzdt/the_people_who_find_this_funny_are_part_of_the/iyhz7xc/

Oh , 'conspirafy of labor' 'workers confederation' 'mutual aid treaty'

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on December 1, 2022 10:26:54
/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/z974m8/sweet_hilarious_irony/iyhyhid/

The punishment is done by cops, who are always them. Laws so not stop fascists, because laws do not apply to fascists.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/PoliticalHumor on December 1, 2022 10:21:51
/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/z974m8/sweet_hilarious_irony/iygp87x/

Yeah maybe. Hey I bet if we pray to the rules extra hard this time, they'll work.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/PoliticalHumor on December 1, 2022 01:43:55
/r/me_irl/comments/z99w0c/me_irl/iygp3n5/

Lol, letting reddit own your phone just because they actively work tomake the browser experience miserable.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/me_irl on December 1, 2022 01:42:21
/r/gadgets/comments/z8p819/gpu_shipments_last_quarter_were_the_lowest_theyve/iyggsw5/

And got really used to not updating, and reallocated their budgets...

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/gadgets on December 1, 2022 00:10:07
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z8yzdt/the_people_who_find_this_funny_are_part_of_the/iyggc23/

Call it something else. Maybe some sort of 'syndicate' or 'workers cabal'?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on December 1, 2022 00:05:29
/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/z974m8/sweet_hilarious_irony/iygfzbg/

Oh, yeah, if we stop them now, they *totally* won't try this again. They respect rules.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/PoliticalHumor on December 1, 2022 00:02:06
/r/antiwork/comments/z95eow/owner_prohibits_drive_through_employees_from/iygbpf6/

Wow, communist whore. You need to put bamboo under their toenails so they can't run, or you're literally Mikhail Bakunin. Also, you need to rape their pets. Just to show them who's boss. Even the one guy with a monkey and that fucker with the pet leech.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 30, 2022 23:22:00
/r/antiwork/comments/z95eow/owner_prohibits_drive_through_employees_from/iygbd3p/

Dunno, but knock it off; management will notice.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 30, 2022 23:18:56
/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/z8zi55/went_to_visit_my_in_laws_for_a_week_also_i_pay/iyfpeai/

Lol I'm on team slashed tires now. Gonna go do a few tonight, law botherer.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildlyinfuriating on November 30, 2022 20:24:18
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z93qlg/san_francisco_votes_to_approve_robots_to_use/iyfp2g4/

Not enforcing retail theft was fascist propaganda to oust a left wing da. It's not a real thing. Killer robots and neo monarchist vampires (literally vampires) are a thing here though.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on November 30, 2022 20:21:42
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z93qlg/san_francisco_votes_to_approve_robots_to_use/iyfp023/

Or the first five minutes of 'robocop' at least?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on November 30, 2022 20:21:10
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z93qlg/san_francisco_votes_to_approve_robots_to_use/iyfowtf/

I really hope a lot of kids get into robotics with all the free parts from these.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on November 30, 2022 20:20:28
/r/technology/comments/z8oto9/amazon_thought_alexa_would_be_the_next_iphone/iyfot1v/

But I can do that with my phone and no getting-snitched-on.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 30, 2022 20:19:39
/r/technology/comments/z8oto9/amazon_thought_alexa_would_be_the_next_iphone/iyfoqoa/

It's informing on you. Not just crimes, but things you might want to do, and how you might be influenced!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 30, 2022 20:19:08
/r/technology/comments/z8oto9/amazon_thought_alexa_would_be_the_next_iphone/iyfoji3/

Also, to feed every detail of your lives to ad profile aggregators.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 30, 2022 20:17:31
/r/technology/comments/z8oto9/amazon_thought_alexa_would_be_the_next_iphone/iyfo8z1/

Amazon is trash, better qc on AliExpress. Better fraud protection on ebay. Better niche products buying direct from manufacturers. It's just the worst place.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 30, 2022 20:15:12
/r/movies/comments/z8t66g/why_love_actually_is_not_the_heartwarming_romcom/iyfnyar/

Fuck what fuckerberg did to cracked.com.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 30, 2022 20:12:51
/r/MurderedByWords/comments/z8wd9k/people_in_glass_houses_shouldnt_throw_stones/iyfn9gw/

"Heil supply side Jesus Reagan, and the dawn of the pure white race!"

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/MurderedByWords on November 30, 2022 20:07:26
/r/worldnews/comments/z82mj6/japan_births_at_new_low_as_population_shrinks_and/iyfn199/

I have brown hair. When I imagine myself in a sexual fantasy, am I fetishizing women with brown hair? That's my logic here. They aren't fetishizing the thing, they straight up are it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 30, 2022 20:05:43
/r/tumblr/comments/z8swt4/how_to_deal_with_drunk_people/iyf64yo/

If this is what cops were, nobody would hate them. Instead we have death squads.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tumblr on November 30, 2022 17:56:13
/r/tumblr/comments/z8swt4/how_to_deal_with_drunk_people/iyf5yen/

If this is what cops were, nobody would hate them. They would get free drinks and candy.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tumblr on November 30, 2022 17:54:55
/r/tifu/comments/z8tw8l/tifu_by_purchasing_an_expensive_coffee_machine/iyf57rp/

It's one of the better ones that isn't a straight gut punch.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tifu on November 30, 2022 17:49:42
/r/antiwork/comments/z8vu3n/danny_devito_is_a_man_of_the_people/iyf4rp8/

Fuck jail, they don't deserve that.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 30, 2022 17:46:32
/r/antiwork/comments/z8vu3n/danny_devito_is_a_man_of_the_people/iyf4p80/

You damn well should. Start helping everyone you can, but turning away lawmakers and cops, or declining to take payment/insurance information.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 30, 2022 17:46:02
/r/antiwork/comments/z8vu3n/danny_devito_is_a_man_of_the_people/iyf4k7f/

Bleed this shit hole country dry.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 30, 2022 17:45:03
/r/AskReddit/comments/z8pj4x/was_there_anyone_who_tried_to_warn_us_about/iyf4fan/

Also, every climate scientist from like 1970 to.... Well hopefully we'll listen someday.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 30, 2022 17:44:05
/r/politics/comments/z8ozez/new_york_city_to_remove_mentally_ill_people_from/iyf416b/

Free housing? If we can't provide that, what business do we have calling ourselves a society? We can't control the spread of plagues. can't seem to feed everybody. Can't stop murdering people in the streets constantly. Can't even agree to educate kids. What part of this is a fucking society?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/politics on November 30, 2022 17:41:14
/r/politics/comments/z8ozez/new_york_city_to_remove_mentally_ill_people_from/iyf3nay/

Nah, but I'm sure the camps these people will be taken to are *fine*.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/politics on November 30, 2022 17:38:30
/r/technology/comments/z8g84e/san_francisco_will_allow_police_to_deploy_robots/iyf26ov/

Yeah but they name it the thing and actively dedicate money to making *specifically that thing*.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 30, 2022 17:28:00
/r/AskMen/comments/z8rzcc/why_is_being_a_single_mom_such_a_deal_breaker/iydofcj/

I mean, I'd love to pay for your kids education and care and food if you need help with that. With my taxes.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskMen on November 30, 2022 12:06:21
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z8fl9h/is_this_comment_racist/iydlcq7/

Literally, the Japanese empire had organized industrial rape programs.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 30, 2022 11:46:36
/r/meme/comments/z8nukc/my_friends_argue_about_it_alot_lets_settle_this/iydl403/

They couldn't just behind the scenes bifurcate it, they needed to monetize the fucking search bar?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/meme on November 30, 2022 11:45:01
/r/meme/comments/z8nukc/my_friends_argue_about_it_alot_lets_settle_this/iydkvt2/

Yeah that's when all my new devices started getting penguins.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/meme on November 30, 2022 11:43:31
/r/meme/comments/z8nukc/my_friends_argue_about_it_alot_lets_settle_this/iydkrm3/

At this point? You gotta learn Linux, windows is getting fucking unusable. I really love some of the low level functions, and miss some of the tools, but if I can't fucking use them, what's the point?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/meme on November 30, 2022 11:42:45
/r/technology/comments/z8g84e/san_francisco_will_allow_police_to_deploy_robots/iydbyuy/

You could say the same about snow crash, brave new world, 1984, etc. Hasn't stopped the billionaires who we let plan our entire everything trying to make *them* real. No reason this would be different.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 30, 2022 10:44:10
/r/technology/comments/z8g84e/san_francisco_will_allow_police_to_deploy_robots/iydastn/

Lol no. That doesn't pay well enough. Problems can only be solved with violence or terror; don't you know anything?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 30, 2022 10:36:19
/r/WeWantPlates/comments/z60oj8/seafood_truck/iydabtb/

They but sports cars for their cops.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WeWantPlates on November 30, 2022 10:33:03
/r/WeWantPlates/comments/z60oj8/seafood_truck/iydaa20/

Yeah, you're never getting a tip.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WeWantPlates on November 30, 2022 10:32:43
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z84lwt/breakfast_foods_are_terrible_dinner_leftovers_are/iyd8qlc/

Seriously, cook your eggs with fat-oil cream grease whatever, and eat them with carbs. Or stop pretending that you tried. And however you like the inside, the exterior should be crisp,

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 30, 2022 10:22:08
/r/worldnews/comments/z82mj6/japan_births_at_new_low_as_population_shrinks_and/iyd7pt2/

>fetishize a bunch of absolute fucking monsters who lost a war in spectacular fashion Wooden aircraft carriers, lol. And they kind of don't *fetishize* imperial Japan, that party is kind of the continuity government of imperial Japan.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 30, 2022 10:15:04
/r/assholedesign/comments/z8nz2v/welp_time_to_uninstall_then/iyd5qp1/

Nah they would hold out for more, but only because so many people hate you.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/assholedesign on November 30, 2022 10:01:01
/r/AskReddit/comments/z8ecob/who_is_the_female_vocal_equivalent_of_morgan/iyd59yq/

Also, unlike Oprah, never got any kids murdered, started any cults (Oprah's done like ten), or made the media careers of any fascists.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 30, 2022 09:57:43
/r/worldnews/comments/z82mj6/japan_births_at_new_low_as_population_shrinks_and/iyd4axz/

Yeah, fuck the cia for that, everyone who's ever so much as mopped the floors there has more than earned a noose. but at least one of their tools got what it deserved recently, and they're very unlikely to *keep* winning, at least under that name.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 30, 2022 09:50:36
/r/worldnews/comments/z8o05e/world_cup_fan_27_shot_and_killed_for_celebrating/iyd3ppe/

Agreed. The whole point is representing a people of culture. not acabal of manipulative shit heads who murder those people and steal everything they.... Sorry I just read your name.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 30, 2022 09:46:15
/r/worldnews/comments/z82mj6/japan_births_at_new_low_as_population_shrinks_and/iybyv01/

So much of that sounds insane and like the misogynistic nationalistic bullshit I'd expect. But the formula thing got me. That's a nestle talking point they pull in the third world (sooooooo many dead babies), and is absolute bullshit. Formula is an adequate substitute, but not, under normal conditions, an optimal, or even *good* choice.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 30, 2022 01:48:07
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z8by4x/good/iybw1hb/

If we have to fight so hard for so little, if they threaten to bring the ducking army in for what doesn't even amount to table scraps, we need to demand more. They need to 'pay our legal fees', as it were, so they lose something for drawing this shit out.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 30, 2022 01:14:07
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iybv7iz/

Laws are a system of agreements I don't disagree, but here's where I'm coming from: A society is basically a system of agreements set up on a perception of mutual benefit. When it starts to be based on other shit, it breaks down fast. Laws are just very formalized agreements that one side (but never the other) enforce with violence. They're a great tool to keep the classes (economic, racial, sexual, educational, what the fuck ever) stratified, and make us complicit in our own oppression, as long as they don't give the game away too loudly. They're doing that. People may not have revolutionary fervor and a backing in theory, they may not be ready to march into a machine gun singing 'bella ciao' or the internationale, but their loyalty, their buy in, decreases. You'll see more jury nullification, less snitching, more cashier's blocking the camera while you steal bread. You'll start seeing a move towards solidarity against the law. We all get told we bought into this shit. But we never formally consented. As the gerrymandered gerontocracy makes our lack of voice in this whole shit show more and more obvious, people are gonna start to ask 'wait, when the fuck did I consent to any of this?' It, as the Marxists say (shit, do I count? I haven't been keeping track for a while) heightens contradictions. A deployment of the national guard against a union may damage, for some, the idea of organized labor. But it would do orders of magnitude more (yeah I guess ideas have hit points now. What color do we make the bar?) damage to the idea of the state being on the side of people. It breaks their loyalty to the whole system, their idea that it can be negotiated with, that they have a place in it. It fractures the idea that if they just don't make waves, they'll be safe. And it exposes vilnerability-literally no application of force in the history of humanity has gone 100% perfect, and every soldier stumbling, every gun that jams, every logistical hiccup, every drone operator missing, every soldier hesitating, because he saw the building he's about to raid at in the family photo album somewhere, is a victory, is a contradiction to the aura of absolute competence and invulnerability the masters and their dogs like to present. After that, the big trick is breaking people from normalcy, demonstrating possibility, and cutting them out of their desperate panicked every-day subsistence loops. Sorry this is a little disorganized; I am *very* high. Somebody else probably said it better at some point.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 30, 2022 01:04:41
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iybszc4/

Unions are a tool. They are not the end of the heart of what we need. Definitely fuck any owner who's against them. Totally try to organize one. But the goals of any union short of like the cnt or iww are fundamentally conservative, in the old sense of the word. It amounts to negotiating with and cementing treaties with things that should not exist.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 30, 2022 00:40:16
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iybsokt/

I think, when the government cracks down, the conservatives who say we should content ourselves with table scraps and go along to get along will have a lot less of a let to stand on.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 30, 2022 00:37:07
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iybshbo/

Absolutely. No good leftist supports *literally* burning things down; global warming is a serious issue.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 30, 2022 00:35:04
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iybsds9/

I mean, you can only be so openly anti establishment before they ban you, so I'm censoring a lot. Im not certain defensive measures are best here (they might be. Fuck I dunno), but I think 'a word to tramps' is a great document and literally everyone should read it. Check archive.org!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 30, 2022 00:34:05
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z86v93/irani_and_usa_footballplayer_give_each_other_a/iyaobc5/

They're religious; I'm sure they rape the children before they murder them. For...efficiency?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on November 29, 2022 19:07:59
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iyao3p8/

Well, mao was a shit head, but he wasn't wrong about the origins of political power (in our current world). Better get yourself some.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 29, 2022 19:06:24
/r/pics/comments/z7vhjt/trump_supporters_demanding_voter_transpancey/iyanrek/

Or men dressed as ghosts.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 29, 2022 19:03:52
/r/pics/comments/z7vhjt/trump_supporters_demanding_voter_transpancey/iyannmh/

Pretty sure Lizz truss isn't a politician anymore.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 29, 2022 19:03:06
/r/apexlegends/comments/z7s7zt/being_a_female_on_apex/iyamrja/

Remember: they don't actually know anything about you, and you have emotional leverage over them. Use it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/apexlegends on November 29, 2022 18:56:30
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iyam343/

Fuck that. No. Go into work. Wipe every database, kill every backup, fry every drive, destroy every machine as thoroughly as you possibly can, and keep collecting a pay check til you either finish or get caught.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 29, 2022 18:51:39
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iyalxyz/

So fuck them? The iww wasn't legal when they started, and they got us a fuck ton.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 29, 2022 18:50:36
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iyalpai/

Fuck striking. Pick up a rifle.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 29, 2022 18:48:51
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iyalnkd/

That should be the only option here. It's not though. There will be blood. Be ready to save as many as you can. Of union folks, obviously. Fuck whoever the government sends in.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 29, 2022 18:48:30
/r/antiwork/comments/z81m5k/i_dont_think_that_word_means_what_you_think_it/iyaledd/

Absolutely. Be ready to support these workers with force of arms if need be. They can't deploy the national guard for very long if all the logistics are in deadlock, so stock up on supplies.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 29, 2022 18:46:38
/r/apexlegends/comments/z7s7zt/being_a_female_on_apex/iyaks5e/

A sick that would shame Nancy Reagan or Achilles.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/apexlegends on November 29, 2022 18:42:11
/r/apexlegends/comments/z7s7zt/being_a_female_on_apex/iyakn8i/

Sane people don't have that need. Incels do.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/apexlegends on November 29, 2022 18:41:12
/r/apexlegends/comments/z7s7zt/being_a_female_on_apex/iyake7x/

Okay so there's the usual advice to hide shit, and turn off all chat and kill the social aspect of the game so you never find cool people to play with. which is shit. Or, you can learn to take everything they throw at you, and toss it back at them let's go down the list of your examples: Sandwich(mother fucker they still say this? Seriously? I remember this from starcraft like 24 yrs ago!): I just made one for your dad <3. Ask for some of his. You suck dick: less than you/yeah, sorry, but I'm sure somebody's into... Whatever that is youve got You're trash: and you're imagining me naked. Gross. You sound like a man: one of us had to You sound fat: no that's just your echo. Whore: yeah but you could never afford me. You think you're sick bc you're a girl gamer: nobodys sick enough to want you. Stop dreaming.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/apexlegends on November 29, 2022 18:39:22
/r/AskReddit/comments/z7puij/gay_people_of_reddit_whats_the_hardest_part_about/iyai1a9/

>just want to be me This is what being queer is all about! I recommend some sort of mutual aid; builds community and is disproportionately queer, but not based around sex. Usually.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 29, 2022 18:22:19
/r/interestingasfuck/comments/z80b2o/world_cup_balls_getting_charged/iyab8zk/

Fencing has done this for literal decades.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/interestingasfuck on November 29, 2022 17:34:20
/r/AskReddit/comments/z7ywdb/who_is_the_goat_stand_up_comedian/iya1s0m/

Chappelle was getting ready to take that dusty throne, before he decided he had to interrupt every fucking set to do an hour of transphobia.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 29, 2022 16:30:44
/r/WorkReform/comments/z7x03s/joe_biden_is_helping_railroad_barons_crush_the/iya1diw/

We need to get ready and willing to support these workers against the imposition of any contract from above, possibly against the national guard. Get your shit together people.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WorkReform on November 29, 2022 16:28:08
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/z7piib/cop_flips_pregnant_womans_car_for_pulling_over/iya0pje/

Every town needs to present cops to their community with the honor and distinction they deserve. Talk to your mayor about funding for a gallows today!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on November 29, 2022 16:23:50
/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/z7zeb2/so_i_was_at_the_mall_to_watch_a_movie_and_this/iya0gfe/

Hey hijacking to point out that a pro cop post that makes murderous thugs seem warm fuzzy popped up as soon as heat about the topic got too high. Because cops did too many atrocities today.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/MadeMeSmile on November 29, 2022 16:22:14
/r/pics/comments/z7wddh/only_24_hours_to_go_till_payday_an_american/iy9yi1x/

You phrased it sooooooo victim blameily.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 29, 2022 16:09:58
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/z7piib/cop_flips_pregnant_womans_car_for_pulling_over/iy9y53a/

It's a pig; what, other than disgusting, would you expect?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on November 29, 2022 16:07:48
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/z7piib/cop_flips_pregnant_womans_car_for_pulling_over/iy9y0g2/

Copaganda bullshit. Obeying police commands is suicidal. Run if you think you have any chance. Fight back if you can.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on November 29, 2022 16:07:01
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/z7piib/cop_flips_pregnant_womans_car_for_pulling_over/iy9xrze/

Now you know better. That cop getting hit by a car could have saved so many lives. Don't shit on your community next time.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on November 29, 2022 16:05:35
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/z7piib/cop_flips_pregnant_womans_car_for_pulling_over/iy9xgej/

Also the fact American policing is a splinter org of the kkk

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on November 29, 2022 16:03:38
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/z7piib/cop_flips_pregnant_womans_car_for_pulling_over/iy9xb1v/

They are allowed to murder you at any time for any reason; you are civvie trash.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on November 29, 2022 16:02:44
/r/pics/comments/z7wddh/only_24_hours_to_go_till_payday_an_american/iy9wte0/

Some places are more expensive than others, dude. You can't afford a *tent* in the bay area.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 29, 2022 15:59:37
/r/AskReddit/comments/z7puij/gay_people_of_reddit_whats_the_hardest_part_about/iy9wjhf/

Especially without generational wealth to handle medical expenses.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 29, 2022 15:57:49
/r/AskReddit/comments/z7puij/gay_people_of_reddit_whats_the_hardest_part_about/iy9atxz/

I'm so sorry. But your whole nation believes in you! We believe in you! You can do it!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 29, 2022 13:39:12
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z7i0rx/the_standard_of_dress_for_adults_in_north_america/iy8pi7b/

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=formal+cape&t=h_&iar=shopping&iax=shopping&ia=shopping https://duckduckgo.com/?q=dress+cape&t=h_&iar=shopping&iax=shopping&ia=shopping https://duckduckgo.com/?q=men%27s+cape&t=h_&iar=shopping&iax=shopping&ia=shopping Go nuts.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 29, 2022 11:18:30
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z7i0rx/the_standard_of_dress_for_adults_in_north_america/iy8p1nz/

Short capes exist, we're popular in the early 20th century. Look into those. They're very cool.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 29, 2022 11:15:19
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z7fkdw/to_protect_and_serve/iy8oqll/

Oh I'm sure other people do shitty things from time to time, but they're always cop types, even if they ended up with some other job. And the absolute worst shit is always cops. Adolf Hitler? Hired by the German police to infiltrate the Nazi party.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 29, 2022 11:13:11
/r/technology/comments/z7unih/its_not_your_imagination_shopping_on_amazon_has/iy8o8vm/

I hate the lack of search operators when I'm looking for something specific. Aws has them still. Which means Amazon isn't just lazy, they *specifically removed them* from amazon.com. fuck that fuck them I'm not playing. Also, you can't just search for sex toys. Won't cooperate. It's so fucking stupid and useless.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 29, 2022 11:09:50
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z7t2i3/jewish_space_laser_lady_comparing_covid_to_farts/iy8nodc/

Also, uh, masks are totally useful for farts. Always wear them around someone gassy.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 29, 2022 11:05:55
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z7i0rx/the_standard_of_dress_for_adults_in_north_america/iy8n93c/

Sure fuck it be a high school weed dealer from 2004. Go nuts.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 29, 2022 11:02:58
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z7i0rx/the_standard_of_dress_for_adults_in_north_america/iy8n671/

You know what material you could make a *really* cozy cape from? ...

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 29, 2022 11:02:24
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z7fkdw/to_protect_and_serve/iy8n1kd/

You know what's great support? A gallows. I think we should build one for ever police department, to give police the prominence in their community that they deserve. City council always kicks me out when I try to get funding for it tho :( so not voting for them again.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 29, 2022 11:01:30
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z7fkdw/to_protect_and_serve/iy8mprh/

The only thing that shocked me about this story is that the girl lived and the cop was shot by other cops. Which seem to be the only thing our communities need defending from.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 29, 2022 10:59:13
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z7fkdw/to_protect_and_serve/iy8m75g/

You know where they recruited the einsatzgrupen, the most death squad death squads in the ss, from? Police forces.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 29, 2022 10:55:38
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z7i0rx/the_standard_of_dress_for_adults_in_north_america/iy8lyu5/

They're not complicated to sew. You can probably find one cheap from any tailor without a stick up their ass. Anyplace that sells suits or wedding dresses. But also: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=long+cloak&t=h_&iar=shopping&iax=shopping&ia=shopping

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 29, 2022 10:54:04
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z7i0rx/the_standard_of_dress_for_adults_in_north_america/iy8lnmp/

YES! I want to go to lunch, and see someone in a fucking fur suit in front of me! Crotchless or not!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 29, 2022 10:51:56
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z7fkdw/to_protect_and_serve/iy8fjdo/

Fuck the plausibility of this makes me bloodthirsty.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 29, 2022 10:08:33
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z7fkdw/to_protect_and_serve/iy8fc2x/

Cops. When you're wondering "what kind of sick fuckmonster would do that?" The answer is always "a cop".

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 29, 2022 10:07:05
/r/gadgets/comments/z75grr/epson_ends_production_of_laser_printers_in_the/iy8etex/

See an Epson out in the wild? Smash it. For the environment.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/gadgets on November 29, 2022 10:03:11
/r/technology/comments/z72mfe/human_rights_lgbtq_organizations_oppose_kids/iy8dpni/

The commercial ones. Open source is still open. Also, if we wanted to protect kids, you know the first thing we would do? Fix the fucking notification pipeline.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 29, 2022 09:54:58
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z7i0rx/the_standard_of_dress_for_adults_in_north_america/iy89yhk/

I do think we underdog clothing though. Bring back capes! Wear an audacious coat! What about a sash? Or a very tall hat? Possibly some decorative chains? A shawl? Some decorative chains, intricate body paint, and a loin cloth if you're feeling prudish?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 29, 2022 09:26:23
/r/books/comments/z71f0z/whats_something_about_the_book_community_yall/iy6eb1o/

To be fair; holding the book right side up can be important.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on November 28, 2022 21:10:49
/r/Futurology/comments/z6ytok/robot_landlords_are_buying_up_houses_companies/iy6cvmw/

You know, ownership is just an agreement. We could all declare this shit null and void literally tomorrow, and it would be true.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Futurology on November 28, 2022 21:00:04
/r/MurderedByWords/comments/z764nc/muh_freedums1/iy6axls/

Yeah. Yeah, and I with a joint or adult brownie on that same path. I'm just saying, guns are a distraction.ban them, don't ban them, good arguments (not from these fuckers) both ways; they're a distraction. The problem is fascists. The problem is that anybody feels like they need to carry a gun. The problem is that the people who probably *actually do* need them for self defense are those least allowed by law, because of decades of criminalization, and mostly need that protection from the police, who for some reason we're still paying.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/MurderedByWords on November 28, 2022 20:45:17
/r/pics/comments/z6y4bd/note_placed_on_the_door_of_now_permanently_closed/iy6aanv/

Yeah, the people completely and utterly dispossessed and damned by society don't land in fucking gates communities. They're corralled there. I'm asking you to have so e fucking solidarity, instead of adding more cops, which *never* helps marginalized people.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 28, 2022 20:40:25
/r/worldnews/comments/z6ufgl/police_take_down_super_cartel_said_to_be_behind/iy5zca3/

Nah, pharma companies were already raising prices.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 28, 2022 19:15:57
/r/Futurology/comments/z6ytok/robot_landlords_are_buying_up_houses_companies/iy5z83l/

Almost like laws exist to keep the gini coefficient high, and you cannot fix a problem with the ownership classes with laws. Or with anything that isn't illegal.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Futurology on November 28, 2022 19:15:04
/r/Futurology/comments/z6ytok/robot_landlords_are_buying_up_houses_companies/iy5z18e/

Because ownership is sacred and stratifying classes is literally the point of laws.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Futurology on November 28, 2022 19:13:38
/r/Futurology/comments/z6ytok/robot_landlords_are_buying_up_houses_companies/iy5yy97/

Maybe companies just literally shouldn't be allowed to own homes

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Futurology on November 28, 2022 19:13:01
/r/politics/comments/z6xf4g/congress_wont_be_able_to_ban_assault_weapons/iy5ync4/

Enforcing the laws we do have *would* be a good start, I guess, if you care about laws.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/politics on November 28, 2022 19:10:43
/r/iamverybadass/comments/z6t1ly/i_am_very_badsass_i_have_a_gun/iy5yjs2/

Also, where's the Rhodesian camo pattern bed sheets?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/iamverybadass on November 28, 2022 19:09:58
/r/MurderedByWords/comments/z764nc/muh_freedums1/iy5mhzj/

There's no reason you can't do both? Maybe you should have to choose which you're doing per day. Both at once could be bad. But who gives shit? Also, the guns aren't about freedom and we all know it. Not for the right. Guns aren't about freedom until you're following the cops with them, in an organized manner with shifts.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/MurderedByWords on November 28, 2022 17:41:15
/r/pics/comments/z6y4bd/note_placed_on_the_door_of_now_permanently_closed/iy5lb44/

10% people who have given up playing by the rules, because they are demonstrably bullshit. Ftfy.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 28, 2022 17:32:47
/r/pics/comments/z6y4bd/note_placed_on_the_door_of_now_permanently_closed/iy5l7gt/

Maybe we shouldn't kick people out of society to the point they feel no remorse doing that?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 28, 2022 17:32:03
/r/pics/comments/z6y4bd/note_placed_on_the_door_of_now_permanently_closed/iy5l1ce/

Maybe housing people and giving them help with addictions would reduce the pro... Lol j/k. More cops, give them nukes.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 28, 2022 17:30:49
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z6k78w/lawless_war_zones/iy3y2aq/

And all the reasons some of these cities do suck and are dangerous? Are because of people like her.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 28, 2022 10:58:18
/r/Tinder/comments/z6j533/im_having_a_really_terrible_day_so_i_messaged/iy3rabn/

Every sociopath straight dude I've met has been miles ahead of the pack Literal. Like, I get women can be awful too, but at least the sociopaths aren't the best of us.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Tinder on November 28, 2022 10:09:20
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z6k78w/lawless_war_zones/iy3qtab/

Chicago... Okay they're probably right about Chicago. Sf has poop everywhere because they locked all the bathrooms, and far too many tech bros, but is otherwise lovely. And now I know this about Nashville. But the others are all fine.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 28, 2022 10:05:51
/r/AskReddit/comments/z6l6xn/how_much_do_someones_political_views_matter_when/iy3prqy/

Yeah. I'm an illegalist. You can want laws to be good or want authoritarian communism, but you can't be okay ever calling the cops. (Feel free to murder me in my sleep)

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 28, 2022 09:57:56
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z6d5uo/good_samaritans_have_it_hard/iy2kjkm/

Yes because that's me. Also, totally using that later.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 28, 2022 01:50:01
/r/worldnews/comments/z6cnhj/khameneis_niece_arrested_after_calling_for/iy2keuy/

They present as happy and satisfied because it's part of the image they need to present. Yeah, they're holding the leash tight because of paranoia and distrust *because that shit is a ratchet*. It's not around their neck, but if they let go, they die. At least the slave could luck out and escape. The master is imprisoned by his own muscles and identity; he has to die to be freed. And after a while, they all figure this out. Narcissists... Kind of can't be deeply happy? Not long term? It's sort of their whole deal. They're broken; they're not fucking starfish aliens.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 28, 2022 01:48:22
/r/worldnews/comments/z6cnhj/khameneis_niece_arrested_after_calling_for/iy2fi4j/

It's not though. I've met some people like this. The paranoia, the distrust. The amount you need to dehumanize and how tight you need to hold the leash; you don't ever really get to let go.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 28, 2022 00:49:22
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z6d5uo/good_samaritans_have_it_hard/iy2fbql/

Why so triggered about it, woke pc snowflake cucksicle?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 28, 2022 00:47:17
/r/worldnews/comments/z6cnhj/khameneis_niece_arrested_after_calling_for/iy1yww0/

Yeah, it turns out authoritarianism isn't fun for anybody and 'power' is a fucking trap. Oops. I'm sure everyone who comes after him will learn, at least.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 27, 2022 22:14:00
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z671nd/accurate/iy1uxka/

Lol, I'm pretty sure I'm not real. I think the neomonarchists just like big dudes they can call daddy? That and to have uncontested sovereign authority over everyone else.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 21:40:48
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z671nd/accurate/iy1uqec/

That sentence makes no sense. That's like saying "a hypothetical world where rainbows taste like like the teleology of dragon farts" Laws are for making the masses surrender their agency to the state and become complicit in their own oppression, and shield the rich from consequences by slapping them on the wrist until the peasants with the pitchforks and torches disperse.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 21:39:08
/r/pics/comments/z6dumw/just_a_roadtrip_through_southern_usa/iy1ubzc/

I'm glad. Next time, remember, there's a number you can call. You don't have to do that to yourself.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 27, 2022 21:35:51
/r/pics/comments/z6dumw/just_a_roadtrip_through_southern_usa/iy1u83d/

You can worship Jesus without amphetamines in your system? I call bullshit.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 27, 2022 21:34:59
/r/science/comments/z618wu/more_us_adults_carrying_loaded_handguns_daily/iy1u4oj/

Or, like, for basic decency? But if you gotta escalate; skip intimidation. I feel like that's key.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/science on November 27, 2022 21:34:14
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z671nd/accurate/iy1tqhu/

Nope; if you have that sort of power, laws exist to protect rather than punish you. You literally cannot crime.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 21:31:13
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z671nd/accurate/iy1tir3/

Yeah I had a friend who was a bear, had the worst luck with neomonarchist tech bros. I kept telling him to stop dating in the valley, but he, like, couldn't for some reason?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 21:29:33
/r/pics/comments/z6dumw/just_a_roadtrip_through_southern_usa/iy1t7hn/

>drove through Fresno I'm so sorry. Do you need a hug? It's been less than a year, so nobody should touch you, just to be sure, but I just wanted to let you know that you deserve one.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 27, 2022 21:27:03
/r/pics/comments/z6dumw/just_a_roadtrip_through_southern_usa/iy1t2of/

Honestly, the meth probably helps with the Jesus.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 27, 2022 21:25:57
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z6d5uo/good_samaritans_have_it_hard/iy1sfpw/

Basically the same thing they do to unhoused people. Who... Oh hey...

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 21:20:53
/r/ThatsInsane/comments/z65ejj/moroccans_rioting_in_the_streets_of_brussels/iy0zsw9/

I've given up on understanding sportsers.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ThatsInsane on November 27, 2022 17:43:14
/r/starterpacks/comments/z5zu8e/the_perfect_day_home_alone_starterpack/iy0pnlh/

Even the range around 2.4 reserved for local use is broader now, isn't it?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/starterpacks on November 27, 2022 16:32:23
/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/z647w2/a_1400yearold_ginkgo_tree_at_a_buddhist_temple_in/iy0ek21/

>I would have *killed* to smell cum. -phillip Lipton, november 2022.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NatureIsFuckingLit on November 27, 2022 15:20:06
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z63ujx/are_there_really_bars_in_america_that_everyone/iy0e5m2/

Occasionally, in places very connected to one community or another. It's a lot more subtle, but does happen occasionally in cities. Might just be how I dress.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 27, 2022 15:17:30
/r/starterpacks/comments/z5zu8e/the_perfect_day_home_alone_starterpack/iy08rgi/

Like; If I go back in time, I'm shooting Hitler in the head or the stomach. I don't care about his dick.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/starterpacks on November 27, 2022 14:42:04
/r/starterpacks/comments/z5zu8e/the_perfect_day_home_alone_starterpack/iy086dg/

I mean, no; fuck that bitch. But I don't mind she's getting laid.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/starterpacks on November 27, 2022 14:38:11
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z626jq/well_guess_i_cant_argue_with_that/iy05ayp/

Kinda, but also death of the author? Fingers crossed, btw.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 14:19:01
/r/politics/comments/z63bwc/trump_calls_kanye_west_seriously_troubled_man_who/iy052cj/

First Shapiro, *now this*!? Am i turning fascist or something?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/politics on November 27, 2022 14:17:24
/r/starterpacks/comments/z5zu8e/the_perfect_day_home_alone_starterpack/iy04djt/

... that's when *I* learned. Was the only way they could get me to learn math.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/starterpacks on November 27, 2022 14:12:48
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z626jq/well_guess_i_cant_argue_with_that/iy049n5/

I'm not sure it matters *more* in every case, but yeah when it's just bullshiting to shill for his weird kapoist fascism, it does probably reduce true statements to noise.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 14:12:05
/r/starterpacks/comments/z5zu8e/the_perfect_day_home_alone_starterpack/iy03xcx/

Part of it was the bands that were open; a lot more things used analog signals, including tv, so the available signal band for new tech was narrow as fuck. Like, broadcast tv going digital wasn't just tech for techs sake; we needed that bandwidth, that air space, for 5g and shit. Part of why '5g is making your children autistic *to death*' people piss me off, like, mother fucker did you ever own a TV!?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/starterpacks on November 27, 2022 14:09:46
/r/starterpacks/comments/z5zu8e/the_perfect_day_home_alone_starterpack/iy03k0u/

Did they at least teach you electricity and magnetism!?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/starterpacks on November 27, 2022 14:07:15
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/iy03hop/

Yes, definitely a conservative. You are the king/queen of rationality. Data cannot be questioned, methodology does not matter, polls are infallible.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 27, 2022 14:06:50
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixzfxyq/

Only if you tell me where you'll move the goal posts to when I do.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 27, 2022 11:28:17
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z626jq/well_guess_i_cant_argue_with_that/ixzfuzp/

Well yeah; it *is* Ben Shapiro. Hea not going to get the right answer on purpose.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 11:27:41
/r/starterpacks/comments/z5zu8e/the_perfect_day_home_alone_starterpack/ixzflmi/

I knew better *as soon as wifi was a thing*. I was like ten. Do they not teach these children information theory anymore?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/starterpacks on November 27, 2022 11:25:49
/r/starterpacks/comments/z5zu8e/the_perfect_day_home_alone_starterpack/ixzffxw/

Yeah, but sometimes you just can't be asked to pay for that shit.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/starterpacks on November 27, 2022 11:24:39
/r/starterpacks/comments/z5zu8e/the_perfect_day_home_alone_starterpack/ixzfd43/

As long as your computer chair is fortified with a blanket, it counts.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/starterpacks on November 27, 2022 11:24:04
/r/starterpacks/comments/z5zu8e/the_perfect_day_home_alone_starterpack/ixzf7by/

I'm glad she's getting laid, gives me hope for my future. Her liking younger boys does make sense. And I'm glad to know my tan is coming along nicely!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/starterpacks on November 27, 2022 11:22:53
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixzeynz/

State law illegal, also illegal in cities and counties. And sure, yes, people trust corporate isp's. We love them. They're our favorite companies.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 27, 2022 11:21:09
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z626jq/well_guess_i_cant_argue_with_that/ixzehpg/

That makes him a piece of shit, but not *wrong*.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 11:17:42
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z626jq/well_guess_i_cant_argue_with_that/ixzefft/

Well, even a stopped clock is right every eighty years or so.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 11:17:15
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z626jq/well_guess_i_cant_argue_with_that/ixzec1f/

I... A... I can't finish the sentence, I keep gagging, but yes.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on November 27, 2022 11:16:33
/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/z5sfpd/went_to_a_friendsgiving_they_let_their_neighbor/ixzdapo/

I don't know, but I'm sure some loud music would fix it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildlyinfuriating on November 27, 2022 11:08:53
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixzcwk7/

So how about the fact that municipal internet's illegal everywhere? Does that count?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 27, 2022 11:06:01
/r/tumblr/comments/z59x8o/if_you_want_to_become_rich_stop_spending_your/ixzcop7/

Republican can me another things other places.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tumblr on November 27, 2022 11:04:26
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixylcho/

No I'm asking if that's the kind of thing that would count. It got put off a few years because a billionaire said not to.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 27, 2022 06:46:38
/r/pcmasterrace/comments/z5h263/the_real_debate/ixxrxyp/

I can't live without the wheel switch. I want to. So many cool options. But they don't have that.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pcmasterrace on November 27, 2022 00:10:15
/r/Stellaris/comments/z503r4/the_america_we_all_love_vs_america_inc/ixxrk4g/

The god part doesn't matter? If there is a god, it's Ginsberg's moloch. But I'm saying the right one is that but authoritarian, and the other one is exterminators, with, yes, probably spiritual/auth/war? Some combination of those. Societies *in a video game* have central control *because they each have one player*; it's a function of the game! I'm not going to try and explain anarchism to you, you clearly don't want to know, but I didnt bring it up to debate it's virtues, but discuss reactions to it. It's absolutely authoritarian. The reason why they wouldn't wear masks was because their authorities told them not to, and the conspiracies they create, the absurd contrivances they spin to imagine that the world is controlled, are deeply authoritarian.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Stellaris on November 27, 2022 00:06:22
/r/Stellaris/comments/z503r4/the_america_we_all_love_vs_america_inc/ixwrdn0/

Okay, not fanatic authoritarian? But Americans are *crazy* authoritarian. Talk to them about anarchism; the thought of something they aren't in charge with breaks their brains.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Stellaris on November 26, 2022 18:58:16
/r/Stellaris/comments/z503r4/the_america_we_all_love_vs_america_inc/ixwix4w/

The one on the right is still optimistic; I fucking wish it were materialist. Real version has this, but authoritarian, vs some fanatic exterminators. Also our political parties.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Stellaris on November 26, 2022 17:51:34
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z5e9pt/this_person_clearly_knows_what_hes_talking_about/ixwgls2/

Just need to virtualize all hardware on the Blockchain so it's totally secure.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 17:33:28
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z5e9pt/this_person_clearly_knows_what_hes_talking_about/ixwghmp/

None of that means shit if the hardware isn't 100% virtualized on the Blockchain.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 17:32:34
/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z5e9pt/this_person_clearly_knows_what_hes_talking_about/ixwg8uw/

And also, we need to put our hardware on the Blockchain! And our operating systems!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ProgrammerHumor on November 26, 2022 17:30:38
/r/pics/comments/z4ztfe/antilgbtq_group_focus_on_the_familys_based_in/ixwfarf/

Sorry I just hear shit like this and it reads like terrorist apologia.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 26, 2022 17:23:09
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixweuw9/

So stuff like the direct issue election in California for high speed rail that just never got built?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 26, 2022 17:19:45
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixw028d/

Sorry I'm used to being able to deliver at least in my area and can't right now, fuck. But I am wishing you all the free drugs.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 26, 2022 15:31:02
/r/cats/comments/z4bqv0/sweet_little_baby/ixvzuap/

I'm pretty sure terror gods are a thing. Christianity exists.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/cats on November 26, 2022 15:29:28
/r/antiwork/comments/z55tmt/i_hate_it_here/ixvzksq/

Yep! Just steal what you can and hope it's enough for when you need it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 26, 2022 15:27:35
/r/pics/comments/z4ztfe/antilgbtq_group_focus_on_the_familys_based_in/ixvyw0x/

They (or their predecessors? Forget) were the inspiration for it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 26, 2022 15:22:52
/r/pics/comments/z4ztfe/antilgbtq_group_focus_on_the_familys_based_in/ixvyq8t/

They need to be afraid to have a headquarters.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 26, 2022 15:21:44
/r/pics/comments/z4ztfe/antilgbtq_group_focus_on_the_familys_based_in/ixvyn2o/

They're a genocidal hate group that's been killing queers for decades. Ties to the recent club shooter who killed five.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 26, 2022 15:21:06
/r/tumblr/comments/z59x8o/if_you_want_to_become_rich_stop_spending_your/ixvvhxr/

And possibly star wars, but only on the years they make a good one.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tumblr on November 26, 2022 14:58:55
/r/tumblr/comments/z59x8o/if_you_want_to_become_rich_stop_spending_your/ixvveta/

I've done so much dentistry without a license in my life. Seriously though; illegalism is the best.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tumblr on November 26, 2022 14:58:19
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixvm90s/

What specific evidence would convince you that this is not a democracy? And where will you move the goal posts when it's provided?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 26, 2022 13:52:42
/r/politics/comments/z56e9g/trump_tells_ye_that_white_supremacist_nick/ixvkehp/

You know what will piss off the democratic establishment more than fascism, *and* be good for you? Communism. Anarchism. Direct action-do a guerilla internet or burn down a police station or stage a rent strike.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/politics on November 26, 2022 13:39:40
/r/Unexpected/comments/z4xsuj/omg_thats_so_cute/ixuxxgz/

Okay so lady in OP is gorgeous, but I've been refreshing myself on organic chemistry this week and this was weirdly hot. Chemistry body modification and covert cheating? All at once?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Unexpected on November 26, 2022 10:56:18
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixuwmom/

>Not passing laws 80% of the country hates You sure about that? >How democracy works So if that's how democracy works, what the shit do I live under?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 26, 2022 10:46:21
/r/me_irl/comments/z55hby/me_irl/ixuouqp/

You kidding? Half those pirates probably couldn't even sell me drugs!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/me_irl on November 26, 2022 09:42:45
/r/WorkReform/comments/z4tyyf/tax_billionares_more/ixuj1bv/

Taxing billionaires more requires them to continue existing so I'm not a fan.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/WorkReform on November 26, 2022 08:48:51
/r/FunnyandSad/comments/z4xspv/hes_not_even/ixuhwxz/

Ghouls aren't people. If we want a country, we need to get them out of it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/FunnyandSad on November 26, 2022 08:37:47
/r/FunnyandSad/comments/z4xspv/hes_not_even/ixuhugp/

Yes but we have *ruthless capitalist efficiency* To getanx ray for a broken arm, I've only had to talk to six people over a period of two weeks, so far. Think of all those people being billed!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/FunnyandSad on November 26, 2022 08:37:07
/r/tifu/comments/z4g4d3/tifu_by_declaring_that_consent_is_my_kink_at/ixuh5rg/

Nono, I laid it out elsewhere. Basic sex is good, but it's not necessarily fancy. Goes well with a variety of things works when covered with salt, gravy, etc, varies in size color quality, can be cut up and consumed in a variety of shapes/positions, but is still the same basic kind of thing, and pretty much everybody likes *some* kind of it. Unless you're asexual or German. And a potato gives you at least a little of all the important nutrients. You don't *need* more. Potatoes work here. Like they do most places.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tifu on November 26, 2022 08:30:03
/r/tifu/comments/z4g4d3/tifu_by_declaring_that_consent_is_my_kink_at/ixugmkx/

Potato. Potato sex. The phrase works in every way.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tifu on November 26, 2022 08:24:30
/r/tifu/comments/z4g4d3/tifu_by_declaring_that_consent_is_my_kink_at/ixugkmq/

A modern ficking marvel? So spectacular we don't think of it? Nah. Potato.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tifu on November 26, 2022 08:23:55
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixug2le/

I kinda like the plastic blood.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 26, 2022 08:18:42
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixug1qg/

Why would those people serve our interests rather than those of our masters? What's their actual motivation? Also: am in California, don't get to vote.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 26, 2022 08:18:26
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixuftum/

Yeah, but having virtue is sanctimonious virtue signaling, gets you targeted, and it turns out when you offer options for people's fun to not be made out of orphan bones they get super pissed because that sounds like work and telling them they're bad.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 26, 2022 08:16:02
/r/todayilearned/comments/z4xskc/til_that_george_washington_asked_to_be_bled/ixuflz4/

Well, good for him. This is somebody who bred himanspike cattle, kept them in his basement at gun point, and stole their teeth while they were still alive for vanity. Ripped out of the mouths of the living. And it's not as bad, but, while being the richest man on North America, he didn't pay his soldiers. So, like... Fuck him?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/todayilearned on November 26, 2022 08:13:37
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixtdc33/

Glad I could inspire? Try drugs and poetry and spending a decade trying to learn to be a good person before learning that to most of the world it's worse than useless.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 23:46:10
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixtc68i/

Totally. Not from a bunch of poems.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 23:34:41
/r/coolguides/comments/z4cuvu/pelvic_bone_male_vs_female/ixtbttk/

Dunno, just remember to measure their skulls after.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/coolguides on November 25, 2022 23:31:18
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixtb18x/

If you mean about the twitch thing? Where they couldn't be profitable because they were paying themselves too much for internet? Literally their parent company, vastly above market rate, just so they could claim all the free content was unaffordable?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 23:23:28
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixtafne/

Your mom is a peak reddit comment.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 23:17:43
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixt8ldv/

It's actually a huge problem; corporations are building private enterprise intranets that the rest of the world can't use and on top of being anti competitive, it's entirely contrary to the utopian ideals the internet was founded on (not the nuclear war stuff, it's chill with those ideals, but still), and involves so much fucking inefficiency. So like Microsoft has its own undersea cables and when MS isn't using them, they're just cold. This exists at every level, from things like aforementioned cables to things like cdn's. And it's wildly asymmetric. Some places, in towns, the only network is a cell phone. It's super gross. Because anything but a big company building internet is illegal, and the ISPs absolutely refuse, even when they already took the money for it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 22:59:55
/r/gaming/comments/z4i9u2/if_i_could_just_get_a_millisecond_to_look_around/ixt7tcw/

Turns it into a rhythm game you have to play for five minutes once you puzzle out an encounter.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/gaming on November 25, 2022 22:52:33
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixt6xi4/

I was actually just suggesting we build the fucking internet that taxpayers have paid for like ten times over now

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 22:44:22
/r/tifu/comments/z4g4d3/tifu_by_declaring_that_consent_is_my_kink_at/ixt6n6m/

Vanilla is an exotic bean from ducking Madagascar that can cost ten god damn dollars per pod.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tifu on November 25, 2022 22:41:43
/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/z4tbdf/tree_full_of_black_bears/ixt5hjj/

Or current husband, if you're a dude.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NatureIsFuckingLit on November 25, 2022 22:31:09
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixt4u3i/

Honestly? There are days where I'd rather eat a gun than put up with the surreal sadistic hell that is late stage capitalism. It's sick, it's horrible, it's alienating, it's violently precarious, and if you build anything to fight those things, the forces of reaction will destroy it, and people are just okay with it. I've seen what people can do and be when they're free. And having to watch them be this sick mockery of themselves is disgusting. Lonely. Kinda gross. Deeply sad. I've seen where capitalisms going to take us. Dad was friends with a climate science guy who showed me projections as a kid. I'm not going there. The 'living in the woods' part was a joke. The rain is poison now. There is no escape. No retreat. You literally cannot run. But if you maybe wonder what it would be like to taste something not made out of orphans blood and broken dreams, yeah I got book recs for you.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 22:25:13
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixt3kwh/

With enough enslaved children and fraud? I can look like a brilliant musician too.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 22:13:55
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixt3g64/

Have you considered 'communism', 'anarchism', or 'living in the woods with no fresh underwear'?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 22:12:43
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixt3cat/

Capitalism doesn't give a shit about profit. It cares only to destroy.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 22:11:44
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixt38y1/

Imagine if we had some sort of centralized library system that managed all of this infrastructure, and people who made video could just sell us that. We'd need to start with some sort of way for different networks to communicate them, then lay an amount of cable...

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 22:10:52
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixt2wip/

Not even ambitious. Narcissist myopic shallow. Capitalists would never go to the moon without communists shaming them into it. Capitalists don't make things. It's all glitter and fairy dust and orphan's blood.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 22:07:47
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixt2kmi/

Okay but you can make it *look* like you are if you burn the whole future for heat and also maybe enslave some children, steal some employee wages, and do some accounting ~~fraud~~ magic.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 22:04:47
/r/movies/comments/z4rc8x/bob_chapek_shifted_budgets_to_disguise_disneys/ixt2d7b/

Solitude. Filth. Ugliness. Ash cans and unobtainable dollars, etc etc.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/movies on November 25, 2022 22:02:55
/r/RoastMe/comments/z4j2n1/tommorow_21m_single_collage_student_with_ambition/ixt1v4e/

Yeah, really not good enough to teach.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/RoastMe on November 25, 2022 21:58:22
/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/z4jw9t/biophysicist_andrew_pelling_uses_fruits_and/ixt1e1l/

Speak for yourself; some of us... Oh God I can't finish that.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/nextfuckinglevel on November 25, 2022 21:54:00
/r/cats/comments/z4bqv0/sweet_little_baby/ixt0l4g/

No. The fact that they didn't treat stains even a little bit properly except in conquered regions. And yeah, that kind of empire tended to cope with the challenges of controlling such a large empire by just, like, mostly not doing any. Like your mom.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/cats on November 25, 2022 21:46:46
/r/technology/comments/z4jjhp/amazon_workers_strike_in_the_us_and_30_other/ixszvja/

Money is a fake agreement all of us were forced into without consent. Labor is real. People are starting the remember this.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 25, 2022 21:40:26
/r/technology/comments/z4jjhp/amazon_workers_strike_in_the_us_and_30_other/ixszrui/

More than luck. Where are they, and do they want a giant pot of beans+rice with tortillas?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 25, 2022 21:39:30
/r/cats/comments/z4bqv0/sweet_little_baby/ixsyint/

Well I like that policy a little less now.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/cats on November 25, 2022 21:28:19
/r/cats/comments/z4bqv0/sweet_little_baby/ixsy3jq/

Accepted, could live there, not full citizens. Also didn't stains have to surrender first born sons to be slave soldiers? It was the 1400-1900s; I wouldn't exactly expect better.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/cats on November 25, 2022 21:24:24
/r/OrphanCrushingMachine/comments/z4k9fi/what_the_fuck_is_this_capitalism/ixsxywn/

I'm sure we could arrange some transatlantic collaboration. Russia's not too cohesive right now. Not china either. There's a lot for the people to win.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/OrphanCrushingMachine on November 25, 2022 21:23:13
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z4g72o/when_people_refer_to_woke_propaganda_to_be_taught/ixsxv0u/

"your parents and priest don't have the right to touch you like that" "The confederates succeeded over slavery. They really liked that shit. Harriet Tubman was a badass." "You might be gay or trans, and that's perfectly lovely and beautiful and not an excuse for anyone to waterboard you."

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 25, 2022 21:22:15
/r/cursedcomments/comments/z4cuh6/cursed_tarantino/ixs4goq/

Proto-kkk, since that was a postwar thing, but it's the same thing they did in non slave states and incorporating territories for years before

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/cursedcomments on November 25, 2022 17:13:18
/r/OrphanCrushingMachine/comments/z4k9fi/what_the_fuck_is_this_capitalism/ixs1zol/

Why don't we have a bloody violent revolution, again?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/OrphanCrushingMachine on November 25, 2022 16:53:47
/r/politics/comments/z41ws0/biden_vows_to_push_ban_on_semiautomatic_guns_its/ixs0vf7/

Have you heard of operation paperclip? Or the stay-behinds like gladio? The persecution of "premature antifascists"? Our grandfathers absolutely did not crush the Nazi machine. Just the German army. By design.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/politics on November 25, 2022 16:45:13
/r/cats/comments/z4bqv0/sweet_little_baby/ixs0ni1/

Doesn't... Everybody?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/cats on November 25, 2022 16:43:34
/r/coolguides/comments/z4cuvu/pelvic_bone_male_vs_female/ixs0kld/

Yep. But it's the only way to be sure. And you can't *not* know.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/coolguides on November 25, 2022 16:42:57
/r/cats/comments/z4bqv0/sweet_little_baby/ixs0h2e/

Whole region (former ottoman empire) used to be like that didn't it? Just down to how well the customs and stuff survived?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/cats on November 25, 2022 16:42:13
/r/cats/comments/z4bqv0/sweet_little_baby/ixqzym1/

Well it's Istanbul? Pretty sure the cats are just everywhere and allowed into everything? The ottoman empire had this whole thing, because the ruling caste started as horse nomads, about *all* living things being citizens, not just humans. As long as they weren't religions other than Muslim.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/cats on November 25, 2022 12:14:17
/r/coolguides/comments/z4cuvu/pelvic_bone_male_vs_female/ixqzae6/

This is how you can tell a trans person. Murder them, dissolve them in acid, and see if the bone color matches what you thought they identified as (obviously never ask)

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/coolguides on November 25, 2022 12:09:21
/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/z3u11d/respect_their_values_the_values/ixqyat6/

Not murdering rape victims is Qatarphobia . Not exterminating Palestinian dogs is antisemitism. You know what would be cool? A huge section of the world that's just fucking glass. Probably help with warming too.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/religiousfruitcake on November 25, 2022 12:02:05
/r/pics/comments/z3lmur/indigenous_americans_visiting_mount_rushmore/ixqt23a/

Everybody's had a shitty relationship or hurt somebody, sure. *Had hundreds of slaves and stole their teeth without anaesthetic* is not, like 'well everybody's got problems' territory. Like, how big is the actual fucking gulf between Washington and ishi? As far as I can tell, at least shiro ishi paid his dudes.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 25, 2022 11:22:55
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixqsr6h/

I know, but also, we demonstrably did not, as a society, give a single fuck.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 11:20:38
/r/politics/comments/z41ws0/biden_vows_to_push_ban_on_semiautomatic_guns_its/ixqc0ri/

But if we don't ban guns, we might have to reckon with the massive engine of Nazi stochastic terrorism that kills people fucking constantly! So it's either force these companies (Google, YouTube, every social media site) to stop their Nazi pipeline algorithms, crack down on fascist propaganda that writes "news" on it's white hood, and reckon with the deep cultural sickness and terrible history we have almost completely ignored since the civil war... Or we make noises about guns bad ban guns that will save us. And like, maybe totally banning all guns will cut the casualties of these attacks? But they'll still happen every fucking day, just like they do now.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/politics on November 25, 2022 09:03:02
/r/technology/comments/z3xyg6/they_are_untouchable_microsoft_employees_say/ixqblz8/

Maybe privileged hierarchies were a terrible idea and we should stop doing them?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 25, 2022 08:59:15
/r/ColoradoSprings/comments/z3rh0w/focus_on_the_family_is_getting_some_heat/ixqbfhn/

They have the blood of millions on their hands. Not just give people. These are monsters. If there were heroes in the world, this building would not exist.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/ColoradoSprings on November 25, 2022 08:57:33
/r/politics/comments/z41ws0/biden_vows_to_push_ban_on_semiautomatic_guns_its/ixq96ov/

I don't really give a shit about guns either way, but boy will the democrats go out of their way to avoid fixing the Nazi terrorism machine problem!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/politics on November 25, 2022 08:36:07
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq8enh/

Money *is* fake. It's just an agreement. A point system. The difference between a dollar bill and a Bitcoin and a chuck e cheese ticket? Just what people will give you for it. And I guess how much co2 it took to record. So we don't really need money to have a society, we already make more than enough for everybody then throw away the extra, unless you believe morally we need to have people suffering in poverty, and then money is just a tool for enforcing not wealth, but poverty, and obfuscating the value of things by equivocation.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:28:17
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq7z0a/

Maybe we need to find the people who are doing this to us and stop them? Possibly with something involving either a wall, or a rope?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:23:45
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq7vz5/

Lifestyle is a ratchet. Break it. Take back what you're owed. Do some crime, punish those that would take your future from you.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:22:54
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq7ron/

Maybe all this 'endless growth' isn't *for* anyone, doesn't make anyone's life better, and is just a mechanism of control that's destroying our everything? Or something?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:21:39
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq7m9e/

If there are people whose entire existence is making bad things happen, and we let them decide literally anything in society they want to, then no, good things don't just *happen*.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:20:02
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq7hgw/

A bloody revolution in which all the land lords are given justice and all the billionaires are parted out in that surgical version of the trolley problem sans anaesthetic?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:18:38
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq7dl1/

They always will, until we have a revolution. Id say reform, but I've lived through the past decade of people trying that, and read a history book.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:17:28
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq7aj8/

Your work is for nothing til you get all the big ghoul parasites out of your system Capitalism's just the big diablous ex machina machine.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:16:34
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq750r/

Read 'debt: the first five thousand year's It is today made up. *The entire point of it* is that it's made up.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:14:57
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq70ll/

What the fuck, how/why? Also: thank fuck I'm a train ~~fetishist~~ lover.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:13:38
/r/AskReddit/comments/z40utz/what_did_the_pandemic_ruin_more_than_we_realise/ixq6xte/

I fucking hate this so much. And why!? Wouldn't spreading out interaction keep people farther apart!?!?!?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 08:12:48
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z3lv4p/the_anti_work_crowd_dont_know_what_they_are/ixpbwia/

You're still thinking in terms of 'job', that 'work' must be scheduled and serve a master. Yeah, having time to have a life is a big deal. But after having his career be such a huge part of him for so many decades, you can't expect to fill all of that yourself when it's gone, no matter how strong his feelings for you. You're just one woman. Three or four at *most*. You're gonna have to figure some shit out.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 25, 2022 01:06:07
/r/pics/comments/z3lmur/indigenous_americans_visiting_mount_rushmore/ixp9pex/

A filthy rich aristocrat who cheated his non-slave employees and *Stole. Teeth. From. His. Slaves. The slaves that he had. Because he had slaves.* Admittedly, Lincoln was pretty okay on balance.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 25, 2022 00:40:09
/r/Firearms/comments/z3puao/biden_calls_for_ban_on_all_semiautomatic_weapons/ixp9jjt/

Only for normal people. Fascist terrorists can still have whatever they want.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Firearms on November 25, 2022 00:38:17
/r/AskReddit/comments/z3uzhi/what_ruined_your_thanksgiving_this_year/ixp9cqh/

But I don't have any siblings, and didn't have anyone over.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 25, 2022 00:36:08
/r/technology/comments/z3tzx0/americans_remain_resistant_to_evs_which_are_still/ixovru0/

"resistant to" "Unaffordable" So it's not so much "resistance" as "poverty"? "Too impoverished to"? Maybe we need electrified rail networks instead? Much more affordable. Much more accessible. And everyone who rides the train *has* to use them, even if they're like orders of magnitude more efficient than cars!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/technology on November 24, 2022 22:22:06
/r/pics/comments/z3lmur/indigenous_americans_visiting_mount_rushmore/ixojt1l/

Yes but you *could* polish it. It just wouldn't stay that way.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 24, 2022 20:33:12
/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/z34orp/buying_a_2000_bosch_microwave_was_a_huge_mistake/ixojqch/

That's... So adorable. So let's say the man in the pretty robe with his ceremonial hammer tells them they gotta. why do they care whether he's a 'judge' in his local court, or a battle wizard in his local larp group?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AdviceAnimals on November 24, 2022 20:32:30
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z3lv4p/the_anti_work_crowd_dont_know_what_they_are/ixojjcb/

You're very optimistic. And still thinking in terms of 'jobs'.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 24, 2022 20:30:44
/r/clevercomebacks/comments/z3l4sw/the_need_is_not_for_new_depression_drugs_but/ixojdm6/

Nah, we can use their homes! I bet we can even use some of their severed limbs for some pieces!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/clevercomebacks on November 24, 2022 20:29:14
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z3lv4p/the_anti_work_crowd_dont_know_what_they_are/ixoj7fa/

Because reddit has a character limit, and just listing individual things would be tedious *when people have already written both the explanations and arguments*. I'm not looking to 'DeBaTe YoU BrO'. Someone asked for elaboration. If they're curious; they now know where to find some.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 24, 2022 20:27:37
/r/clevercomebacks/comments/z3l4sw/the_need_is_not_for_new_depression_drugs_but/ixoj00k/

The only one I remember coming up was alcohol, and how it was all so much lower quality than exists, to show how threadbare even the lifestyles of the wealthy had become.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/clevercomebacks on November 24, 2022 20:25:40
/r/politics/comments/z37b13/sarah_palin_just_lost_a_50year_gop_seat_to/ixoiuqv/

Having literally ever read a history book?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/politics on November 24, 2022 20:24:17
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z3lv4p/the_anti_work_crowd_dont_know_what_they_are/ixn12tq/

There are *so many* other mechanisms, many of them more potent. Like saying guns are the deadliest tool of imperial oppression. I can give you a reading list, if you like? Start with the big ones by graeber; 'debt: the first 5000 years', 'the dawn of everything: a new history of humanity', and 'bullshit jobs'; 'utopia of rules' isn't a bad read either. Tell me if you need more than that.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 24, 2022 13:12:46
/r/antiwork/comments/z3lh9x/maybe_you_are_right/ixn0kbw/

Capitalism is just a machine for injecting a devil at the end of every story. It cannot be allowed to exist if you want anything good to endure. Including, apparently, a habitable earth.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/antiwork on November 24, 2022 13:09:08
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z2u64j/dont_put_metal_in_a_microwave_dont_mix_bleach_and/ixn08jy/

No, no. Was high when I wrote that. And yeah I could definitely taste blood after the aspirin thing. But in my defense I was in my early twenties, and thoroughly testing my indestructibility.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 24, 2022 13:06:55
/r/pics/comments/z3lmur/indigenous_americans_visiting_mount_rushmore/ixmzvlf/

Well you can. With more dynamite.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 24, 2022 13:04:28
/r/awfuleverything/comments/z37oa5/canada_paramedic_unknowingly_treated_daughter_in/ixmzcv1/

Maybe cars are bad and literally every other method of transport is made shittier and more dangerous to privilege their crap?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/awfuleverything on November 24, 2022 13:00:52
/r/unpopularopinion/comments/z3lv4p/the_anti_work_crowd_dont_know_what_they_are/ixmz14q/

And when he retires, it will leave a gap in his life he won't know how to fill, because doing productive things without a master, on your own time and terms, is kind of not allowed.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/unpopularopinion on November 24, 2022 12:58:42
/r/clevercomebacks/comments/z3l4sw/the_need_is_not_for_new_depression_drugs_but/ixmxfsx/

Literally yes. Why you need to be able to build a guillotine on the cheap.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/clevercomebacks on November 24, 2022 12:47:33
/r/clevercomebacks/comments/z3l4sw/the_need_is_not_for_new_depression_drugs_but/ixmxc2b/

Need better guillotinenes, or we will never be free.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/clevercomebacks on November 24, 2022 12:46:53
/r/clevercomebacks/comments/z3l4sw/the_need_is_not_for_new_depression_drugs_but/ixmx89o/

You won't get a better economy until you learn to build a guillotine really fast.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/clevercomebacks on November 24, 2022 12:46:11
/r/clevercomebacks/comments/z3l4sw/the_need_is_not_for_new_depression_drugs_but/ixmx3hs/

Was 'brave new world' where they used drugs. 1984 was about propaganda and the moulding of people into fascists.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/clevercomebacks on November 24, 2022 12:45:16
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z2u64j/dont_put_metal_in_a_microwave_dont_mix_bleach_and/ixmwv3g/

So you're telling me there's a chemical formula for luck, and all those ancient alchemists had to do was let some grain rot?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 24, 2022 12:43:38
/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/z34orp/buying_a_2000_bosch_microwave_was_a_huge_mistake/ixmwiga/

Laws and contracts are not magic spells. They're just agreements. If one side has no conscience honor or dignity (things a corporation cannot have), and the other isn't willing to stick a gun in their mouth, then they are, at best, very scratchy toilet paper.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AdviceAnimals on November 24, 2022 12:41:11
/r/LifeProTips/comments/z32w3c/lpt_find_a_good_ethical_boss_and_then_be/ixmikqr/

Be loyal to your friends. Not your masters. Always betray your masters.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/LifeProTips on November 24, 2022 11:02:38
/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/z34orp/buying_a_2000_bosch_microwave_was_a_huge_mistake/ixmh6yp/

Let's say it is illegal: how is it enforced, and why should the people enforcing it care?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AdviceAnimals on November 24, 2022 10:52:34
/r/politics/comments/z37b13/sarah_palin_just_lost_a_50year_gop_seat_to/ixmg667/

The left knows. The left has been raising hell about this. The left thinks Alexander berkman was a great example for the kind of person Americans need to be, the Kronstadt sailors an example for what our collective action needs to look like. The left *fucking knows*, we've known for a century or five. Read up on Emma Goldman Eugene Debs or the history of the IWW. Look at the dates. The left *fucking knows*. We knew before you grandparents sucked a tit. The problem is, we let liberals and their dirty money silence us. We fetishize masochistic nonviolence without regard to the historical contexts where it's worked, and ignore the reasons why it fails. And let liberal shit heads claim our victories.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/politics on November 24, 2022 10:45:11
/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/z36fp2/i_thought_she_was_my_daughter_for_a_year_and_a/ixme506/

Is your daughter. It's the mom who's not your partner.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Wellthatsucks on November 24, 2022 10:30:14
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z2u64j/dont_put_metal_in_a_microwave_dont_mix_bleach_and/ixmdm9v/

In my defense, I was high, and I've taken about 0.5kg of aspirin before then walked aroubd after? It didn't feel great, but i could still walk and talk.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 24, 2022 10:26:21
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z2ppgs/richard_jewell_who_saved_hundreds_of_lives_in/ixmdav0/

They knew who the bomber was. He wasn't subtle. Three or four bombings later, he fucked up and someone got him at the scene. Pigs love fascists.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on November 24, 2022 10:24:00
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z2u64j/dont_put_metal_in_a_microwave_dont_mix_bleach_and/ixmd5ck/

I don't remember exactly. It was some std. Like, irreparably melt your brain stuff.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 24, 2022 10:22:51
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z2u64j/dont_put_metal_in_a_microwave_dont_mix_bleach_and/ixmcyzh/

No, more like 'very resource intensive harrowing 99.9/100'

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 24, 2022 10:21:32
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z2u64j/dont_put_metal_in_a_microwave_dont_mix_bleach_and/ixk220c/

There's *kind of* treatment, but it usually kills you and always does brain damage, if you can get it. I think.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 23, 2022 19:50:41
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z2u64j/dont_put_metal_in_a_microwave_dont_mix_bleach_and/ixk1wta/

Yes but also makes lsd *way* more effective, so, like, silver lining?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 23, 2022 19:49:31
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z2u64j/dont_put_metal_in_a_microwave_dont_mix_bleach_and/ixk1jxd/

Advanced tip: absolutely mix meds, but don't try this if you don't at *least* know what the terms "serotonin syndrome" and "functional group" mean.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 23, 2022 19:46:37
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z2u64j/dont_put_metal_in_a_microwave_dont_mix_bleach_and/ixk16bs/

I violate at least three of these daily. But also stuff catches fire around me a *lot*, and I know my wiring is a fire hazard.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 23, 2022 19:43:35
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/z2u64j/dont_put_metal_in_a_microwave_dont_mix_bleach_and/ixk0u1r/

Tylenol (acetylparaaminophenol) is an absurdly dangerous drug with lots of messy interactions and a thin margin between the effective dose and dangerous dose. It's only legal because it was grandfathered in to most regulation and you can't get high off it like most of the things that have since been banned.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NoStupidQuestions on November 23, 2022 19:40:53
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z2ppgs/richard_jewell_who_saved_hundreds_of_lives_in/ixjx566/

Kind of the conspiratorial way, just not the one you think; they knew who did it, but he was a right wing terrorist, and they don't like to go after them.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on November 23, 2022 19:11:50
/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z2ppgs/richard_jewell_who_saved_hundreds_of_lives_in/ixjwykn/

Well, they couldn't go after the guy who*did* the bombing; we was a right wing anti bodily autonomy terrorist.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Damnthatsinteresting on November 23, 2022 19:10:26
/r/pcgaming/comments/z2pkb2/gabe_newell_says_all_his_pc_bits_come_from/ixjw1u2/

I think that's most of 'genres that don't work well on consoles'. Mods are a thing, but rts literally cannot work on console.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pcgaming on November 23, 2022 19:03:22
/r/worldnews/comments/z2lldq/scotland_blocked_from_holding_independence_vote/ixis9ae/

When you disallow democracy, you endorse revolution.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 23, 2022 14:23:10
/r/worldnews/comments/z2lldq/scotland_blocked_from_holding_independence_vote/ixis3cd/

Dude, you don't escape tyranny by *begging*. Hold a referendum internally, see what people want, and kick the English out.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on November 23, 2022 14:22:04
/r/tumblr/comments/z2n8r7/rocks_minerals_and_crystals/ixij991/

Do you not understand capitalism? Literally the first thing modern capitalism did after it was born? An artificial famine that had people choosing between selling and eating their children, so they could grow enough opium to get *all of China* addicted *at literal gun point*.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/tumblr on November 23, 2022 13:23:54
/r/pics/comments/z2otu7/german_football_team_covers_their_mouths_at_their/ixi40o3/

They need to start making out after every goal.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 23, 2022 11:45:03
/r/AskReddit/comments/z1vxpz/whats_something_expensive_you_thought_was_cheap/ixfu919/

Living, just in general. Turns out it's just life that's cheap.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on November 22, 2022 22:01:58
/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/z1sigo/checked_in_with_my_older_brother_in_colorado/ixfu0xi/

Also, bullets can go through walls? Drywall doesn't even stop a fist.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mildlyinfuriating on November 22, 2022 22:00:04
/r/pics/comments/z1772q/german_commentator_claudia_neumann_live_in_the/ixbt5vg/

No, that would be gay. (Obviously agency cannot be attributed to women in Qatar) More "do a 'john-jacques desaline' to that government". Because of all the slaves.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 22, 2022 01:57:14
/r/clevercomebacks/comments/z1h2n6/this_doesnt_require_a_title_imo/ixbsbor/

Unless you're a fascist. Then that terrorist bombing was just boys being boys, and nobody's life needs to be ruined over this, now let's dispose of some witnesses!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/clevercomebacks on November 22, 2022 01:46:57
/r/pics/comments/z1772q/german_commentator_claudia_neumann_live_in_the/ixa3vug/

Slave rebellions murdering their masters, who have no skills, cannot function of their own, and are outnumbered at least 1-10?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 21, 2022 17:15:35
/r/pics/comments/z1772q/german_commentator_claudia_neumann_live_in_the/ixa1o8a/

Fuck that, grab your nearest teammate and make out. Hell; "I have my teammates balls in my mouth because *the* ball is too big. I just love the game so much."

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/pics on November 21, 2022 16:59:54
/r/blursedimages/comments/z0r04l/blursed_finnish_army/ix7tk8b/

Well, global warming is making the winters milder.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/blursedimages on November 21, 2022 07:23:49
/r/LegoStarWarsVideoGame/comments/uv7fct/episode_4_i_suggest_a_new_strategy_problem/i9k92j6/

i’ve tried it with setting off the alarm and without but still nothing, i think my games just bugged

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/LegoStarWarsVideoGame on May 22, 2022 09:42:12
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/k7c8af/help_i_have_installed_mods_eg_the_outer_rim_it/geq08m3/

Only works in U8.3 at the minute, you may have mods that stop it from working though, if it’s not that then just reinstall the game and make sure it’s on U8.3

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on December 5, 2020 13:41:35
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/ilj30z/just_kinda_wanna_remove_the_battle_music/g3smxr3/

When you open up that floating book thing on the settings bit there should be something for audio, I haven’t played the game in a while so sorry if I’m wrong

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on September 2, 2020 21:24:34
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/iag0gt/if_mr_president_knew_selfdefense_combat_edit/g1o479v/

this time the body guards are the defenceless ones not the president

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on August 15, 2020 18:51:52
/r/memes/comments/ia3wrt/do_you_are_have_stupid/g1lrcfc/

Mate not even an hour after this was posted some arse Instagram account posted it I actually cba

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on August 15, 2020 11:33:33
/r/memes/comments/i9jxv9/but_its_ok_because_batman_always_saves_the_day/g1g3vvx/

Wait did you just repost this but add a bat-mite face on. Bruh

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on August 14, 2020 10:54:56
/r/xboxone/comments/i6e1t9/same_release_date_same_name_same_cover_same/g0wxxnv/

Boo hoo playstation is a better liked franchise, don’t be a cry baby and get over it

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/xboxone on August 9, 2020 14:28:25
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/i654g8/anyone_else_think_about_this_shit_theyre_just/g0ur5ol/

I’m sorry but hag could be snapped like a fucking twig

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on August 8, 2020 22:41:12
/r/xboxone/comments/i61dtu/apple_wont_allow_gamepass_but_allows_this_lately/g0ul8te/

Should’ve played PlayStation...

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/xboxone on August 8, 2020 21:42:59
/r/memes/comments/i3z0h9/popped_off_dude/g0eyfz4/

For some reason my reddit posted this 3 times so apologies if you’ve seen it more than once

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on August 5, 2020 01:19:35
/r/Overwatch/comments/i3ygyw/lucio_ball_is_the_absolute_worst/g0etr8j/

Well I’m sorry but it’s your fault for losing those matches, not only that but you were never forced into playing it, blizzard have spent time listening to the community and made an attempt to change the game this event, be thankful they’ve done an event in the first place you ungrateful shit.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Overwatch on August 5, 2020 00:20:19
/r/memes/comments/hqg66u/oh_god_no/fxxvs7p/

Why you gotta repost

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on July 13, 2020 12:09:10
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/ho5m4t/i_know_this_video_is_shit_but_can_you_guys_give/fxfq74z/

The do you need a hand part got me... and I’m not proud of it

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on July 9, 2020 12:29:53
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/hcd0d6/this_should_be_a_thing/fvemps6/

He knows about that he’s saying about if you could do it but with your fists

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on June 19, 2020 23:17:32
/r/AskReddit/comments/ha23j4/what_does_brb_mean/fv1fw50/

Yeah it’s means burning rigged blowjob

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on June 16, 2020 14:35:52
/r/memes/comments/h7w2ak/ngl_the_ps5_looks_kinda_cool_oc/fuo75m6/

Alright lad we’re talking about the ps5 here not you

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on June 13, 2020 00:00:53
/r/memes/comments/h7w2ak/ngl_the_ps5_looks_kinda_cool_oc/fuo72xb/

I’d much rather have a router than a fucking mini fridge tbh

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on June 13, 2020 00:00:01
/r/memes/comments/h7y5b0/holy_sht/funzzu4/

In fairness I’ve been saving and I’m prepared to

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on June 12, 2020 22:41:17
/r/memes/comments/h7y5b0/holy_sht/funwmey/

Sorry mate, they do it so it can get more PlayStation 5 purchases from marvel/spidey fans so either way they get more money

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on June 12, 2020 22:05:48
/r/memes/comments/h7y5b0/holy_sht/funwd7h/

If you mean which it’s being released to it’s exclusively to the ps5

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on June 12, 2020 22:03:08
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/gxc21s/u8_extreme_lag/ft0byk6/

https://www.reddit.com/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/gwu62m/how_to_fix_the_lag_in_u8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on June 5, 2020 16:14:50
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/gwj5jq/u8_yes_yes/fsv833v/

Get those weird irl things to shield the younglings

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on June 4, 2020 11:10:26
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/gwj5jq/u8_yes_yes/fsv7flt/

bro you talking about npc children or those real life things

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on June 4, 2020 11:05:09
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/gwgent/me_rn/fsurgd5/

Dude you made me turn on my pc and check for updates for 5 minutes then restart my computer and then I saw the bloody comments, feelsbadman

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on June 4, 2020 08:40:01
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/gw787b/what_time_will_u8_be_released/fstljw0/

😎😎buy that watch and everything will be revealed😎😎

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on June 3, 2020 23:21:26
/r/BladeAndSorcery/comments/gvxjoo/what_time_is_u8_coming_out_in_uk/fss2sx0/

They haven’t said yet but I’m bloody well hoping it’s atleast out by 12am

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BladeAndSorcery on June 3, 2020 15:29:03
/r/memes/comments/gil2ca/me_in_lockdown/fqg8jzo/

Dude why you gotta repost?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on May 12, 2020 23:24:56
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/gglgmg/dont_know_if_anyone_has_noticed_this_yet_but_the/fq52o88/

Bruh there’s only one alien at the minute and the only thing near that is hag considering she’s a living twig

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on May 10, 2020 02:03:54
/r/funny/comments/fzdmz2/i_dont_care_who_your_dad_is_this_is_an_illegal/fn4moma/

Yeah it’s a repost I’ve seen this before

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/funny on April 11, 2020 18:35:45
/r/Jokes/comments/fx5uvm/my_girlfriend_asked_me_to_name_off_all_my_sexual/fmt1oc4/

Damn dude why you gotta steal from jimmy Carr

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Jokes on April 8, 2020 13:03:55
/r/memes/comments/ffib72/you_are_a_bold_one/fjymukc/

Yeah but the 4 lightsabers stocked behind make it a little itchy

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on March 8, 2020 16:42:44
/r/memes/comments/ffib72/you_are_a_bold_one/fjymqwx/

The dark side of the force is a path to many abilities, some considered to be... unnatural

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on March 8, 2020 16:41:40
/r/Jokes/comments/fekc11/some_guy_threw_a_bag_of_salt_at_me_today/fjqsbbe/

I’ll take that one with a grain of salt

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Jokes on March 7, 2020 05:34:08
/r/Jokes/comments/fekc11/some_guy_threw_a_bag_of_salt_at_me_today/fjoktxn/

Thing is I’m not even 16 yet so that’d just be a bit messed up

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Jokes on March 6, 2020 16:22:54
/r/memes/comments/fcbr3m/its_what_you_gotta_do/fjamuf0/

I saw this about 3 months back, I agree it’s a good meme but next time try not to copy and paste

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on March 2, 2020 14:16:31
/r/memes/comments/etwdlx/the_big_wow/ffiy7g0/

Is it coincidental that there’s an add up there

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on January 25, 2020 15:53:54
/r/memes/comments/efz9k0/student_loans_am_i_right/fc4ewq4/

Dude, I made a meme, I’m not a therapist

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on December 26, 2019 21:44:31
/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/eelpxi/grown_recently_you_have_little_one/fbw2vc9/

This is what Satan checks under his bed for before he goes to sleep

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/StarWarsBattlefront on December 23, 2019 17:24:53
/r/memes/comments/ee5svv/get_pissed_off/fbqztrh/

Me: *visible confusion*

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on December 22, 2019 12:57:30
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/ecvvrf/_/fbg5x15/

Hahaha. You see, I never said Dwight, did I?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on December 20, 2019 05:01:19
/r/memes/comments/e11had/go_into_a_fit_i_will/f8lb9hy/

Say what now

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on November 24, 2019 13:36:24
/r/memes/comments/dnvkmg/thats_relatable/f5h6qgw/

I think, I don’t, what

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on October 27, 2019 14:32:39
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/dnwgo6/if_you_ask_this_stick_your_face_in_the_nearest/f5gticj/

We take precaution, I heard it once from my friend who was new to the game, he became a sole survivor

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 27, 2019 13:23:22
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/dnsgpu/she_was_never_the_entity/f5gm9f4/

Tbf I can imagine her holding bubbas chainsaw

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 27, 2019 12:48:10
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/dnsgpu/she_was_never_the_entity/f5gl7at/

In my defence, I’m not calling her the entity

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 27, 2019 12:40:32
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/dnsgpu/she_was_never_the_entity/f5gftyh/

I can’t unsee that now

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 27, 2019 12:13:58
/r/memes/comments/dk6b9i/ah_shit_here_we_go_again/f4az3p2/

Who doesn’t lmao

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on October 19, 2019 12:52:20
/r/memes/comments/dk6b9i/ah_shit_here_we_go_again/f4ayy0t/

It’s brutal indeed

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on October 19, 2019 12:51:04
/r/memes/comments/df6bwi/this_happens_way_too_much/f316uam/

Wow, only if mine was the same, and not my fat math teacher

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on October 8, 2019 17:12:18
/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/dep9dl/its_so_infuriating/f2xoogi/

I swear I just saw this post an hour ago, come on man

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BikiniBottomTwitter on October 7, 2019 16:39:13
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/deny9o/wait_so_what/f2xdwgb/

Wait so, should the exit doors just open if I do that?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 7, 2019 15:38:39
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/deny9o/wait_so_what/f2xdray/

Makes sense, poor ghost face.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 7, 2019 15:37:26
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/deny9o/wait_so_what/f2xdo1e/

I just thought it made sense because they always chase the killers haha

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 7, 2019 15:36:39
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/dej3fr/oc_vintage_comicbook_cover_would_love_to_do_one/f2wo5zz/

Nah comic style skins for everyone one, vintage skins

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 7, 2019 13:08:35
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/deaylf/big_brain_billy/f2tzrky/

Sacrifice the Dwight to reveal the entity, then shine bright like a diamond, or in this case an odd bulb? But that’s just a theory, a theory theory

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 6, 2019 19:15:14
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/deaylf/big_brain_billy/f2tzex3/

Damn dude, so we need a team of flashlights and I think we can just win

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 6, 2019 19:11:13
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/dcpin6/it_was_just_a_daily_bro_chill/f2bao43/

Why hasn’t meg got the hatch yet

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 3, 2019 13:32:46
/r/memes/comments/dbveej/f_for_the_child_having_a_retarded_mother/f2505zr/

Parent:So honey, what’s your dates name. Child: 𝐕𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on October 1, 2019 16:56:51
/r/memes/comments/dbua4d/sharing_is_caring/f24zvqm/

Finaly he caught that ball

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on October 1, 2019 16:54:34
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/dbsq6a/exit_gate_madness/f24zpb0/

Never seen such toxic dwights

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on October 1, 2019 16:53:04
/r/meirl/comments/d6sozq/me_irl/f0wyaug/

Man you’re gonna burn the toast

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/meirl on September 20, 2019 17:55:09
/r/memes/comments/d167u5/guess_ill_die/ezk0mqs/

A:run B:challenge him to wii bowling

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on September 8, 2019 10:31:29
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/d16czi/yodead_by_daylight_developersi_need_this_as_a/ezk0ipo/

Should have something special for grabbing Dwight out a locker

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 8, 2019 10:30:40
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/d10nda/quentin_and_freddy_apparently_share_the_same_model/ezk07m0/

Yet somehow Quinton still looks more of a killer than Freddy

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 8, 2019 10:28:26
/r/memes/comments/d17wpe/thats_a_lot_of_damage/ezk022j/

A few lives taken for an advert isn’t good... but completely fine for Phil!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on September 8, 2019 10:27:22
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/d14zjr/based_of_a_true_story/ezjzv3r/

And then that nea you spent chasing all game for runs off into the distance

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 8, 2019 10:26:04
/r/memes/comments/d186f3/who_would_have_guessed/ezjzhu3/

Isn’t that just spongebob but in German

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on September 8, 2019 10:23:33
/r/memes/comments/d19hu0/it_makes_me_feel_safe/ezjyqp5/

WOAH what a turn, you were the female legs

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on September 8, 2019 10:18:46
/r/meirl/comments/d0xzux/me_irl/ezjyat4/

Forgot how to talk snake, so he just shoots em instead

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/meirl on September 8, 2019 10:15:47
/r/killingfloor/comments/d154ru/dj_scullys_first_gig/ezjy3qz/

Man that guys music rattles your bones

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/killingfloor on September 8, 2019 10:14:28
/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/d12wkb/relatable/ezjnmwz/

Spongebob is clapping those Sandy cheeks

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BikiniBottomTwitter on September 8, 2019 08:56:00
/r/SchoolSystemBroke/comments/d0wgbi/why_im_not_graduating/ezj3f8r/

Man, that’s deep, I pick option E

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SchoolSystemBroke on September 8, 2019 06:18:56
/r/Jokes/comments/d13bxx/i_applied_to_be_a_sperm_donor_and_the_nurse_asked/eziv2t8/

What have I just witnessed, it’s like a masturbation joke gone wrong because morgz used it in a video, just try not to hard to spank and spunk

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Jokes on September 8, 2019 05:10:20
/r/SchoolSystemBroke/comments/d0wgbi/why_im_not_graduating/eziupjp/

Look guys, I originally made this as a joke and thank you for the comments and how it’s what schools are meant to do, I understand what it’s about so just thanks for the upvotes and my understandable but brutality from the comments 🙂

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SchoolSystemBroke on September 8, 2019 05:07:14
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/d12tuf/he_also_has_a_face_camp_starter_pack/eziu5n4/

In the words of complete business I agree

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 8, 2019 05:02:38
/r/memes/comments/d0wlb0/try_again/ezfyjhs/

Finding a post: we.... we did it mr reddit w-we did it

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on September 7, 2019 16:12:16
/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/d0vqro/school_life/ezfwtth/

This is what I have to do in order to make it look like I did a paragraph when really it was 2 sentences

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BikiniBottomTwitter on September 7, 2019 15:51:49
/r/AskReddit/comments/cqt6as/serious_to_anybody_who_likes_exploring/ezffr70/

Like a dumbass I went in a abandoned house when I was like 9 with my friends, we went in and my one friend just booked it so 3 of us were now there, we saw the Satan sign on the floor immediately when we walked in and didn’t know what it was so just got a marker out and put lol in the middle of it, walked upstairs and no shit there was a f*cking kkk mask we didn’t know it so walked past it and see blood leading into a room and tried to get into a room (which was locked) so just left it. Finally we get to the last floor and saw what we thought were fake severed fingers, but aha I really hope they were! Anyway one more room we get to walking there but in the hallway to the door there was legs outside the door? When my friend shouted “are those f*cking legs” we heard the sound of Some thing hit the ground then the legs be dragged further in the room, we ran like our life depended on it, got out and were scarred, still friends with those 3 guys so guess I’m just happy we’re all ok

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on September 7, 2019 13:25:35
/r/AskReddit/comments/cnwvx9/whats_your_scariest_gaming_moment/ezfdwhv/

Oh man, first time I played batman Arkham asylum while alone, was in the mental asylum about to leave and a lunatic jumped up at me from the gate bellow, actually think I shat myself

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on September 7, 2019 13:14:22
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/d0p6iy/brb_gonna_go_change_my_pants_quick/eze7j5k/

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐲

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 7, 2019 08:42:41
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/d0ckcw/f_in_the_chat_for_new_players/ez9es35/

If you use a very precise deciding program you can hear the demogorgon say... lag switch

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 6, 2019 10:35:59
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/d0cccj/_/ez9eoos/

Me with my first purple flash light

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 6, 2019 10:34:56
/r/memes/comments/d0439e/im_still_waiting_dad/ez6wibu/

He never could milk cows...

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/memes on September 5, 2019 16:38:25
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/czyymn/it_feels_so_good/ez6we82/

And then you hear the faint sound of the f word being shouted

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 5, 2019 16:37:43
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/d00jnv/huntress/ez6wamm/

Toxic f*cking face camper

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 5, 2019 16:37:06
/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/czz9f2/im_done/ez6vqp9/

Looks exactly like when you except your coming death in a video game

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BikiniBottomTwitter on September 5, 2019 16:34:28
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/d01tfy/happens_every_time/ez6v6lv/

Billy-nea who’s ran killer round all game Max-Dwight

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 5, 2019 16:32:32
/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/czyb73/ah_thats_hot_thats_hot/ez6urxw/

I guess there’s a new meaning to tap water then

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/BikiniBottomTwitter on September 5, 2019 16:30:46
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/czm437/the_ultimate_twist/eyz53ry/

Before you say anything I know it’s already a joke but with different context,

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 4, 2019 11:09:30
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/cz94gt/hate_when_this_happens/eywsz9v/

Ye happened to me last game, which got me the idea

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 3, 2019 14:59:58
/r/deadbydaylight/comments/cz12nv/ill_do_one_with_nurse_next/eywgxo8/

Bing bing your virginity’s gonged

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/deadbydaylight on September 3, 2019 12:47:19
/r/killingfloor/comments/a8wvi7/beginners_tips/ecevoqj/

Seriously good point here

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/killingfloor on December 23, 2018 15:49:49
/r/killingfloor/comments/a8qlra/it_would_of_been_cool_if_we_could_of_got_a_badass/ece0e9j/

Shirley Jones would be a great voice actor for her, she was the Chick Nick swardsom was with in grandma's boy lmao

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/killingfloor on December 23, 2018 09:48:04
/r/killingfloor/comments/a8c9m9/santa_working_out_for_seasons_beatings/ec9v3zv/

"Good now the nuke won't irradiate ya, you don't want Christmas cancer, it's the gift that keeps on givin"

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/killingfloor on December 21, 2018 15:23:17

Wow, I had a feeling I was getting totally screwed over but the quality was good. Thanks for the info it's a huge help. 😊

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/kratom on August 4, 2017 00:06:11

Good to know

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Democrats2020 on July 24, 2017 21:20:19

What was funny how?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 20:07:34

Thanks, I am in no hurry to find anyone lol

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 12:30:02

Haha right? Because we must just be desperate to get our hands on such amazing DNA, and be latched on to an asshole who says things like that.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 12:27:49

Not just thinking of what they think another should do...the just tell you.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 08:29:31

Naturally, because like work is so boring, so as long as I find a rich man I'll be complete! He may even do most of my thinking for me!! Then I'll be complete!!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 08:27:19

What makes me laugh is how much I hear it from my liberal feminist friends. Ahh makes me laugh but I guess they don't get the irony.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 08:23:09

Ah ok.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 08:20:48

Haha

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 05:22:07

The fact that he doesn't seem to know your children well is something I believe is a red flag, especially when you factor in how long you've been dating --oh and you have intentions of m

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 03:02:56

The anger and pain your ex incites in you is quite prevalent. Be that as it may, you have a child with said ex, and the well being of the child takes precedence over any lingering anger that you attribute to your ex. As parents, your feelings are not paramount. If you plan to co-parent, you need to to understand that parents still need to communicate civilly. You are intrinsically connected. If you are unable to let go of the anger and resentment you should seek professional help to guide you in a healthier approach. Children pick up on tension. Do not criticize the father in front of the children. It's manipulative and will hurt the children

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 02:51:05

Under no circumstances sign off on the passports without a custody agreement. You have been the stable one in their lives as the primary caregiver. And as you said, they are school age. They do not need their lives turned upside down. Stability is especially important to maintain when they children are a product of divorce. The wellbeing of them is the paramount issue. You and your wife need to come to terms with that. If possible discuss what you both feel is best for the children, and get their input as well. I mean don't pressure them, but throw around some ideas. Right, as so many others have pointed out, during custody battles, is one parent is bitter due to an acrimonious battle, then takes children out of the country and does not come back.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 01:56:44

I would not use care.com, they don't do thorough background checks. There are many instances of people who have no business anywhere near a child who get on that site. Yes I am a very protective job. Ex occupational hazard. But yes, as long as your roommate has no objections I would ask them to come to your house. As for finding a babysitter, I don't know if you work, or have friends you can ask. Or post on FB? Just make sure you get references (and speak with them). Then spend some time and see if you trust them. I always give my babysitter some suggestions what to do, if they want to bake cookies, watch a movie, leave finger paints whatever. Anything they can both do to keep busy and have some fun. So yeah, word of mouth and keep asking around.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 01:45:00

Thank you. I do appreciate being corrected grammar nazi friend Oh wow that sounds incredibly snarky/sarcastic. I really do appreciate the correction.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 01:28:51

I can't imagine. But so you and his ex know, if it is a concern you can take steps to ensure he has to stay sober. Usually what happens is they will be tested for drugs and/or alcohol. Perhaps trying to make it so his visitation is predicated on sobriety. I hope you and your friend and both of your children keep on supporting each other, as long as you are there for each other it may take the stress the ex causes you. Not saying you do, but don't talk poorly about the father in front of the kids if at all possible.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 24, 2017 01:20:15

Judges abhor when parents play manipulative games and involve the children. Talk to your lawyer. When you bring your son, make a video of everything he has and show she acknowledges that. If she doesn't stop, well your lawyer will know what to do.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 23, 2017 22:49:50

If he works from his computer, see if you can get his IP address, a PI should of been able to do it. But there are plenty of people who can.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 23, 2017 22:45:03

Silly as it is I read for a couple hours, after baby is asleep. Stay off my phone all other nonsense and just read a book.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 23, 2017 22:42:30

Ok..one one hand you speak of him threatening you calling you horrible names, as well as having a drinking problem. If that is true you need to take serious steps. Go to court, no visits w/o supervision and only if he stays clean. You have to protect your child. I find it weird though that after you explain that he is a bad human being, your next complaint is video games? And that he stays up and eats junk food? I mean, he is the father so if he feels it's appropriate he is within his rights to spend their time together how he see's fit. I find that part weird as if he is a drinking easily angered man, well that would be my complaint and I would make sure the court understands the situation.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 23, 2017 22:40:14

That is incredibly common, it used to happen to me going between parents. It's so confusing bc you love them so much, you cry about missing your mom, then at mom cry about missing dad. It was so overwhelming as a child and I felt so guilty all the time. It's nothing to do with you, your kid is dealing with guilt confusion at a young age. I know it must hurt, but talk to your ex and daughter and if she wants to and is feasible, ask her if she wants to sleep and mommies and come back in the morning. Just tell her you understand, don't make her feel more guilty.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 23, 2017 22:31:14

As a child of divorced parents (shocker) I lived with my mom and dad had visitation. I idolized the man most of my life, but he was not a good father. My father would never think "How can I improve my daughters life?" He'd throw me some money and leave me with my stepmom who loathes me. I relate as I am a single mom and terrified it's going to somehow negatively affect him. But in your case, you are a much more caring man than my father, and your willingness to find solutions says enough-your daughter will be fine.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/SingleParents on July 23, 2017 22:24:18

Or a child who isn't old enough to have received all the vaccinations, like my child who is not a year old yet and therefore pretty much out of luck if some yuppie lunatic doesn't vaccinate their child because it is "Their choice," which is great fine, but then don't bring your potentially infected child, well anywhere .

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Jokes on July 23, 2017 22:15:03

Yes Sanders has definitely done that. But I am not just talking about possible front runners for president. 2018 is coming up, more senators need to , we'll stand for something besides standing against Trump. I'm worried that if they don't, they are going to lose. Right now they are the "We are better than those Trump acolytes" which yes they are. But they all need to start explaining how the country will be a better place with them in office, as you said like Bernie Sanders has.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Democrats2020 on July 23, 2017 22:10:19

Well among many people..like Trumps base.. are going to say he an elitist blah blah. But he has no experience in government and we are seeing in real time, that running a successful company does not mean you can run the nation. The skills don't automatically cross over. Granted Trump is a petulant, thin skinned, narcissistic, self absorbed and lazy moron. Zuckerberg is intelligent, I still believe some form of government experience is needed. I could be wrong, he might be great, it's just my thought.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Democrats2020 on July 23, 2017 15:07:12

You both ask questions designed to keep people talking about you? Maybe?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Jokes on July 23, 2017 13:19:42

I agree with your statement regarding the fact she does that in front of parents, what could she do behind closed doors. Teachers should never put there hands on a child like that. You definitely need to speak with administration and bring your witness.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 01:52:11

That sounds really odd behavior for a five year old. Is it possible he's seen that kind of material more than you think? Or is it possible someone has groomed him? It's just conjecture, but I'd definitely consider taking him in for some counseling.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 01:47:25

I had same situation. I went with wait watch method. Luckily the cat avoids him and it's not a problem. Your wife will know what us more important if it becomes a problem.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 01:40:48

I think he was trying to make them feel better, albeit it in an inappropriate was. You should talk with him, explain that your children need to value women, and not refer to them as pussy.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 01:38:02

If trust your gut. Make it clear you saw now abuse but the man concerned you. I mean the cops might find out something just from his name.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 01:33:13

The language he uses is frightening. Hates a baby? That is such s huge red flag. Just because he's nicer to your older one does not redeem him. I see why you want to leave him and think you should. What if he hurt the baby God forbid. I don't think he would do it purposely but if he became angry enough. He's your husband so you know him better than I do and I could be totally off base. If you don't want to leave him you really need to go to a counselor.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 01:30:27

I'm a Jewish Atheist, and while my son is still an infant I've thought about it too. Catholic schools are the best around here, my older sister sent her children and she said she didn't feel religion was shoved down their throats. She eventually moved, I think I will too, but if not my son will probably go to catholic school.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 01:20:46

Wow, I can't imagine going through, or being able to make the choice. My son is close to that age and I'm crying just thinking about something like that. My gut reaction is to have the surgery done but I'm not a doctor. This isn't a decision you need to make yourself with no input. Perhaps consult other doctors, ask if there are similar cases describing how things turned out. I asked my aunt who is a nurse for 30 years, she says without all the facts she doesn't want to say either way, but she said the fact the doctor is suggesting surgery to be beneficial is usually a sign that's the way to go. But consult other doctors. I'm sorry, I hope whatever you decide, your baby recovers quickly.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 01:15:00

First of all spoiling a child isn't the same as setting no limits. Children need limits and restrictions and she's still just a toddler, and the way you talk it's like you think she's turning out awful. You seem more angry with your daughter for things that are not her fault. If you think you aren't getting enough say in how your child is raised, you and your wife plus your parents need to sit down together and come up with some guidelines. One parent/authority figure undermining the other isn't healthy. You all need to make compromises to a degree.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 01:03:06

Call the police. They don't want to help call the FBI. I'm guessing the cops could put video surveillance on the house. I'm so sorry for your wife and all those poor children.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 00:53:38

Well good on you both for not engaging in the "let them cry it out" method. As most studies show that does harm babies. Have you spoken to your pediatrician? They often have suggestions, and there are really great books you can google too. Feeling like zombies is awful, but I just want to say you sound like great parents, I'm sure you'll figure out a method.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 00:46:21

I'd consult your lawyer. Courts oftentimes frown on people not vaccinating their children. Look at the measles outbreak going on right now. I'd do whatever you can to get them vaccinated, but still seek lawyers advice. Good luck.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting_Tips on May 13, 2017 00:35:21

It's exploitation

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Jokes on May 13, 2017 00:25:19

That is the most monstrous thing, targeting people who are not yet fully aware of the possible consequences. Those people should be responsible for all the medical expenses.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Jokes on May 12, 2017 23:58:22

The change in benzo type can be tricky..xanax is the only one that works for me. Imitrex can react badly with a lot of those meds ever tried Zomig...you need a team of good doctors to work together on both physical and mental meds. I hope you get things under control.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 12, 2017 21:02:28

Hmm, don't think I can do sex can/chat lol my father would just love that But the other two I've never thought of thank you

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 12, 2017 04:40:51

If you're not just feeling insecure about yourself, leave the relationship. I'd leave either way, it's not healthy for you.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 12, 2017 04:09:45

I agree, unless you're leaving some detail out, it sounds like emotional abuse.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 12, 2017 03:57:39

I'd love to hear some of your stories, sounds like s great book. My sons only goning on 8 mo so don't have many unique stories. But today the sweetest thing happened. I was accompanying a fry to her doctor appointment so I could keep an eye on him in the waiting room. He's going on two ((maybe younger) he'd never met my son. They were just playing w doctor office toys when my guy started getting s bit fussy. Her son walked right up to him and just said hi s. Few times. My kid put his arms out (he's a hugger) and he hugged and consoled him and kissed him on the cheek it was so cute

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/parents_irl on May 12, 2017 03:50:23

Are you serious

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 11, 2017 21:24:14

I'm sorry that you are going through what you are. Your language regarding the hospital having a "low rating" and knowing the nurses are lacking in empathy, or however you put it, makes it quite evident that you are already formulating a narrative on how it is not your fault you made no progress. As far as your jewelry, their are many reasons that you need to remove it. What if you needed an emergency MRI for instance. If you refuse to remove it voluntarily, they can sedate you and cut them off. So you'll have ruined jewelry, oh and you will probably be transferred to a ward of the hospital for patients who require more security.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 11, 2017 21:22:45

Would you mind explaining your diagnosis(s) and what meds you were on that have changed?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 11, 2017 20:29:02

You could have intermittent explosive disorder, I'm no expert on the subject, but the symptoms sound similar to what I've heard. Also maybe have a talk with a counselor. Best of luck.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 11, 2017 17:25:19

Did you claim to believe in Christianity when you first got together? She wanted "to fix" you. Run away.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 11, 2017 13:45:37

Yeah they are a real bummer

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 11, 2017 13:11:53

Thanks I am, but yeah it's like a waking nightmare that I can't remember when it's over. Except these green tiles in my house when I was five. (I wasn't abused as a child) so I find it odd.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 11, 2017 12:00:21

I wish I knew the triggers, they come out of nowhere. I've never found a pattern and they don't come from stressful situations. I've been on Xanax for quite some time, it's the only thing that works. I quit them when I was pregnant and it was tough, I'd forgotten how bad they could get, but I would've felt infinitely worse if I had hurt my baby, It takes time I've found exposure therapy helpful.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 11, 2017 11:56:22

I was diagnosed with disassociative panic attacks. It was by a very respected doctor in his field. Basically what happens to me is out of no where I have horrible nightmare thoughts, but as soon as it's over I don't remember what they were. Then I'm in panic mode the rest of the day.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/mentalhealth on May 10, 2017 18:57:47

I don't think he should of shown said picture. He should be more careful.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 10, 2017 14:16:30

Your friends and family are right. You should get out like yesterday.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 9, 2017 16:16:46

Glad you're getting much deserved rest!

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 04:36:37

You are definitely going through hell, but I promise promise promise things can turn around. I really wanted everything to...just end when I was around your age. I was in a bad situation as well. I got professional help and reached out to strangers who helped. It was years ago, but when I look back on it, I'm horrified because I see what I would of missed. Suicide is the one thing that you can never fix. There are people who will listen. I hope you find what you need.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/confessions on May 9, 2017 04:26:24

As some people have said already, if the one who cuts/threatens suicide (next time go with Jane Mary and Alice or something,super confusing) you need to go tell your school counselor. I agree she's probably doing it for your attention, but that doesn't matter. Tell her you cannot continue with said friendship (after you tell your counselor what's going on). The whole situation is toxic, you are being manipulated and if you don't cut ties she'll continue to disrupt your life.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/confessions on May 9, 2017 04:05:20

Was the backlash he received mainly from liberals or conservatives? Either way it's ridiculous. Conservatives pretending they are upset on behalf of LGBT community because they hate Colbert or liberals being insane with fake outrage.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/television on May 9, 2017 03:48:54

My son is the same age and I had the same problem m. I ended up getting him a teething ring that vibrates and out of everything I tried it's the only thing that helped. Good luck.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 03:34:33

I am not/have never been employed by any agency regarding child welfare, so I'm not an authority...but from what I know about child services, they dislike having to separate family members. My cousin has a wife who won't clean, I mean their house was awful, and they were reported. I don't know them well, but their children weren't taken, cps does home visits but they kept their children. Your case sounds very strange. I'm curious as to why child services were even called. If what you are stating is completely accurate, I'd consider finding a different lawyer. Also, while you may feel like you're going through hell, your kids have it worse.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 03:32:01

I agree with the flowers, maybe a card with a few dollars. As far as what to wear, I'd go with a nice dress (if she likes dresses)

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 03:19:59

New mom of infant so don't have full experience Best-watching him play and laugh and be generally amazing Worst- helplessness I feel when he hurts (getting his shots or tripping) thank god nothing he's never been seriously injured, but even the little booboo's make me so sad

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 03:17:05

Just want to say I really admire you. I'm very happy to hear your child is doing better.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 03:12:54

Congrats! Cater to her as much as you can and read up on everything, also listen to your doc.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 03:09:10

I can really relate, being a single mom who works from home, last week I had to travel for emergency, and my infant had to stay with my mom (he had beginning of a little cold, I thought he could get worse from travel). It was hard to be sure, but I kept telling myself that while I felt I was just worried about him, I was really just concerned about my feelings. Also we FaceTimed(well I did, he just laughed and waved). It really helped, and let me know what a good time he was having.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 03:05:45

I have two siblings who are both gorgeous. The sister is two years younger and her friends fawned over my brother (2 years older as well). So it may upset her...it would happen regardless of how she felt about herself. When I was around that age I gained about 5-10 pounds too, puberty can suck. I also dropped it a few months after. You can talk to her about it, but telling her she might drop weight in a bit won't make her feel better. I'd try and help her focus on things she likes about herself. Maybe a haircut, new clothes makeover type stuff. Also reiterate that she isn't over weight, but if she wants to lose weight, you'd be happy to help. Tell her you want to improve your health too, trying different foods, going on walks. Don't focus on the weight loss, make it about health. That way it will have a positive association in her mind.. Not "God I'm fat," but "I'm helping dad be healthier."

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 02:55:52

I agree that consultation with her would be beneficial. As far as affecting your child, I think every child is different in what affects them. My nieces favorite movie at 4 was nightmare on elm street. My sister got a lot of grief, but my niece knew it was fake (she's grown and not a traumatized sociopath). My nephew had nightmares at 8 after watching E.T. Though.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 02:35:46

Probably not the case, but my friends child stopped eating, it seemed to just be behavioral issues, but when she took him for a check up the doctor said he had problems with his tonsils. Apparently little holes that would fill with skin membranes or something. What was weird is they weren't visible until he had a light on them, and he didn't complain of pain or act as if he was in any.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 02:30:23

Rant if it helps. It's amazing how lack of sleep effects one, it's hard to appreciate until you're a parent. Just a suggestion though...if possible don't operate a motor vehicle as your essentially drunk in a way (no judgement) maybe get a friend or an uber? I feel for you.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 02:21:24

This may be an unpopular opinion, but if you live in a weed legal state, I would not do anything as far as alerting the school. While I agree it was unprofessional, it's something your child is going to see/hear about eventually and you should just try and talk to him. I believe children should know that adults make mistakes and have flaws too.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 9, 2017 02:14:48

I believe the lies definitely don't hurt. I remember thinking that when I read the alchemist. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it, but I read so many reviews about how it was life changing. Maybe I'm just not spirituality evolved enough or something though.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 9, 2017 02:07:59

Ha. Don't assume he doesn't under a pen name.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 9, 2017 02:04:38

That sounds super taxing.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 9, 2017 02:03:07

I find great deals on huge amounts of books from people conducting sales from an estate. The relatives often just want to get rid of them so sell them for next to nothing. You can also sell the ones you don't like..kinda a pain but cheap.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 9, 2017 02:02:29

Yes I do feel guilty, even though I know logically it's ridiculous as reading should be for pleasure, and wasting time on a book you don't enjoy is nonsense...still can't help it. I was reading a book that ended up being way over my head (quantum physics and string theories became involved and I'm have no schooling in that) so I put it down halfway through (first half was interesting). I still feel guilty. I think it's part of my OCD (diagnosed) though.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 9, 2017 01:53:34

Thank you. You made my day, I can't stop laughing. (Not making fun of you, just struck me as funny)

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/worldnews on May 8, 2017 17:48:26

I was fortunate that my friends and family purchased enough clothing for quadruplets lol. I bought what I thought was enough but wasn't close. My infant is on the smaller side too, so I can relate with that.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NewParents on May 8, 2017 15:29:38

Good point. My grandparents emigrated from Russia too, sadly they passed decades ago so can't get their first hand experience.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 8, 2017 15:26:07

I definitely see your point. When it was just myself, it never bothered me, plus most people want to know more about it as they have met very few minority's. It's just his welfare I'm concerned about.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 8, 2017 15:24:09

That's a great suggestion, sadly the closest synagogue is an hour and a half away.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 7, 2017 23:01:48

Yes that is a huge part of my concern, I want him to be exposed to a more diverse population. I'm an atheist too, but when asked I say atheist Jew. Also unbeknownst to me, I just called my older sister about this, she actually wore a cross at work and wouldn't tell people she was Jewish bc she's in sales/marketing and people really had a problem with that. So moved out of state and wants us down there, I think it's def time to go.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 7, 2017 20:51:04

Thank you for your advice. I hope everything with your son and family turns out ok.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 7, 2017 19:33:31

Thank you for sharing that. Whole day do love it hear I know it's not just about me, but when I sought advice from a few neighbo " friends, they were adamant I was being too sensitive and to move was doing nothing more than being a helicopter parent.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 7, 2017 19:21:27

Thank you, that is my biggest concern, how it may shape him in the future... as the area I'm in has pretty much no diversity.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 7, 2017 18:52:53

Thank you for your kind words, your friend has it infinitely more difficult I'm sure though. Especially with the immigration status and some people's automatic association with Islam and terrorism. Can't even fathom their struggle.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/Parenting on May 7, 2017 18:50:32

I'm a single mom who works from home and found the baby carriers to be life savers. Still are at 7mo. But mostly preparation. Having a plan and being prepared (mentally prepared as well) can help remove any feelings if being rushed so things aren't quite so chaotic m.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NewParents on May 7, 2017 17:27:08

I agree with most of the posts, and think you probably have enough...as long as you don't mind doing laundry very frequently. I find myself changing my little guy (now 7mo) up to four times a day.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NewParents on May 7, 2017 17:21:16

I never experienced many negative emotions (besides anxiety) but I was numb for a few hours after my c-section which made me feel so guilty. Then he grabbed my finger and I fell in complete love. Thanks for writing about the numb feeling as I've always felt too guilty to admit to it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NewParents on May 7, 2017 17:16:46

Having "soft" contractions for four days, all in my back was beyond. They gave me a shot if some pain med that actually stopped the pain and calmed me (actually fell asleep for a few minutes). Idk what it was called, I know it was a narcotic..but it actually helped stop the pain. Anytime I'd been administered a pain med in hospital it just usually made me all messed up so I wasn't concerned about the pain. After I got my epi, they induced me, I wasn't progressing, then his heart rate dropped three different times (for about five seconds per time). When my nurse finally said that is it we gotta get him out, that fear was like nothing I'd ever experienced. After the c-section the pain is pretty intense like a 7. But the hospital does their best to help w meds, and personally for me, being able to hold my little boy was a great distraction.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NewParents on May 7, 2017 17:12:03

Strangely not, considering I was very high risk to develop it according to what I know. Thank god I didn't develop it though.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/NewParents on May 7, 2017 16:57:29

Personally, I've seen my friends experience abuse (female/male too) and always think they are over reacting bc it's "only" verbal. It's ridiculous to think its not a problem, you should still cut contact with ppl like that.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 7, 2017 16:33:05

You don't buy how she feels regarding the ability to sustain the marriage? Right there is a huge issue, you just dismiss her thoughts with "I don't buy it"... you don't acknowledge her feelings or seem to value it. You don't buy it? I'm sorry but tough shit, because she sure does, so much so that she left.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 7, 2017 04:20:02

I can't speak for all women, but most of the ones I know well, along w myself, would not respond well to that.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 7, 2017 04:13:23

The situation doesn't seem salvageable. I know exactly the feeling of seeing a man in a different light, once that happens I have no interest in the person m. Granted I wasn't married, but was with the person for four years. I think you should also reflect on your marriage, because I'm guessing the lie about the job application was simply her tipping point. All the while you are saying you love her and just want a second chance but you describe a relationship that is almost sexless, and you didn't have a problem lying to her..it's not like you felt guilty and came clean, someone else told her. You seem to acknowledge you are self defeating, but mention no attempt to change in the past. I'd personally recommend some serious self reflection on your part. I don't think she's coming back, but if she does, it won't be because you talk her into it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 7, 2017 04:10:16

I definitely can see why you are hurt by this, but it's definitely true that being in the wedding party requires most of your time attention and whatnot. He probably was trying to spare you the feeling of being kind of stranded on your own

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 7, 2017 03:56:39

I really recommend it. I didn't even find it in the store/from friend. My father and his wife bought this house to rent out to us kids and the previous owner left volume 2 and 8.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 6, 2017 16:17:11

Thank you. I love King but that ending was like a slap in the face.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 20:03:52

I know me too! (Taking a lot to creep me out)

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 19:37:50

Hey I completely agree, you can only control you behavior/attitude. If you've done all you can, that's that. Marriage requires effort on both parties.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 19:26:14

I think it is definitely something you can enjoy without being a King fan. It is a different style and many die hard King fans haven't read them because it's so different. It's a good fantasy series to be sure. It's not LOTR good, but definitely give it a chance, you'll probably be pleasantly surprised. (I've read all his works so I'm biased but stand by my statements. )

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 18:36:07

I love Shirley Jacksons writing style, and I did enjoy the book. But what I remember is that I didn't feel invested in the protagonist. I found her motivations shallow. That's just my feelings. I also think it's label as the most frightening haunted house story ridiculous, because He'll House was by far the more frightening.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 18:29:31

It gives us perspective, makes us care about others plights showing us a perspective we may otherwise not see, which develops empathy. Reading improves our ability to communicate in a more effective manner. It also allows us to imagine, imagine things different and better. We can't improve the things if we don't imagine a better situation.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 18:22:13

Keep in mind that many people who love all of Kings books have never read The Dark Tower series. I read the Bachman books when I was 11, then proceeded with rest of his works within the next couple years. Read anything he published. Except The Tower series. I only read the series a year ago at a boyfriends urging. It's definitely a different style, but his books the series has So many interconnections with his other books I'm glad I saved it for last. TL;DR read the Tower series last...and stick with the series, it becomes more engrossing imo.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 18:09:37

I have OCD so stopping partway through a book is hard for me. I did stop reading this book called Satans Children, a book some doctor wrote about treatment of people who allegedly went through satanic ritual abuse and how they were "programmed" by these Satan circles to develop multiple personalities. Such bullshit.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 17:45:38

It alternates different points in time. I believe it is to draw attention to the parallels and how events shaped the characters. I like the style but it's not for everyone.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 17:38:25

That is a difficult question. Personally I read modern fiction. I've also read three different translations of The Divine Comedy, Homer, Voltaire. So while I agree with your premise, I place more stock in ones ability to understand and internalize that kind of classic literature.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 17:24:39

The Pit and the Pendulum by Poe, when I read it in middle school as it propelled me into reading for pleasure. I had to add this though;The Sandman graphic novels even though not technically a "book". Some may find that a bizarre choice considering I love classic literature as well, but I encountered some of the most interesting and imaginative characters/stories in it;a cogent blend of a variety of mythologies/religions/literature enchanted me. It could be frightening, disturbing, funny, smart and beautiful in a way I've yet to experience again.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 17:18:18

I'm feeling like the odd person out because I fell in love with his first book. I actually like Horns the least, but still really enjoyed it. Also the short story In the Tall Grass,I think it's called that, written with his father really disturbed me. Granted I was six months pregnant.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 17:12:10

I love the King family Easter eggs

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/books on May 5, 2017 17:07:38

You sound like such a considerate person, and I'm telling you, you will find a man who deserves you.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 17:04:31

Well.. if you think there is any chance you two could work it out, it's worth a shot. I just get the feeling your mind is made up.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 17:01:48

That's an incredible oversimplification off extremely multifaceted issue.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 16:55:44

At least you know it's time to go. If you're family is abusive as well I definitely would go to a woman's shelter. If you don't know if one, call a domestic violence helpline near you, they are amazing at facilitating that type of situation.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 11:55:00

His behavior is disgusting. Children are wonderful, but you still have a few years and could easily meet someone else. Beside the fact, do you want your possible future children watching how he speaks to you?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 11:50:29

Completely true

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 11:46:17

Placing blame becomes moot when people are both unhappy

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 11:45:37

Say goodbye. Do you really want to chase after this guy? He's not happy, so what's more important? He's happy or he stays with you?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 11:36:34

Well I don't think it's your personality. Sexual value lol Jesus

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 11:32:00

You said you didn't want to sleep with her anymore..because of heart problems then?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 11:28:13

First you have to see a counselor. If you think it's pointless, realize that in order to have any successful relationship, you need to have self worth. Don't put it off for even a day. Also a trained professional can give you solid advice on how to deal with this issue.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 11:15:54

I'm sorry it sounds just awful

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 11:03:43

You should talk to him about it. PMDD is much more serious than garden variety PMS. Talk to your doctor too, maybe they can help.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 11:02:38

I'm a single mom, I know it's par for the course lol. I must of misinterpreted something. The kids needs are paramount imo. It's hard to focus on that when your in an unhappy marriage.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 10:51:09

All I can think of Michael Bay now.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 10:37:05

As someone who has parents with 11 divorces between them, I can definitely say...seeing my parents together and being so unhappy was worse then the divorce. Also though, if she is unstable and you do leave, please make sure your children are safe.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 10:35:16

I think that's kind of a mark against her. When my friend gets a new girlfriend, I always enjoy getting to know her. As a friend, I like knowing what kind of person they are. But that's just me. Maybe she's a bit self absorbed.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 10:20:42

I've been on both sides of a situation like this. You are in a situation where your life routine is the same, but she's absent, so it's hard to take focus off that absence. She's experiencing so many new things her mind is far more occupied. It doesn't mean she doesn't miss you, but she knows she can get in touch when she is able/wants to chat. The best thing you can do is go and try to experience some new things yourself. Break up your routine. It will help you immensely, and give her a chance to miss you too.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 10:17:18

I agree, minus the ball in her court. Leave her.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 09:48:42

Count yourself lucky you've only been with her a short time. Not worth emotional investment.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 09:43:43

When I was 19 my boyfriend at the time got annoyed bc between work and school I'd run home and change, and leave cloths all over. One day he took them and threw them on the roof. I did make a greater effort after that lol. I doubt you'd do that or she'd find humor in it, so I must say, the story seems really black and white. If it is as you say, she's just self absorbed and rude. Being a messy person who attempts compromise is one thing. Getting mad because of your own mess and shifting blame is nuts. She seems inconsiderate which is worse then the lack of cleaning/cooking.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 09:37:09

You don't know if she is in fact who she claims, if she's 12 or 50, or actually a man. You two are just people who play the same game online.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 09:18:45

Well, perhaps she doesn't take it as serious as you. She canceled plans or forgot without alerting you and seems to only reach out when you ignored her. She just might not want to date you but also not hurt your feelings. Or maybe wants time to decide.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 09:13:17

I guess I mean did she attempt to get to know you when you two did chat?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 09:08:50

That's the first thing I thought. You are quite articulate in your understanding of how Wendy is/could be in future affected. While a completely legitimate concern, you have little to say about the impact on your girlfriend in comparison.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/confession on May 5, 2017 08:27:43

Maybe it is a over saturation of porn, and now it's just becoming so frustrating he's in a loop, like many people are saying. Is he on any meds? An ex of mine was fine until he started a certain medication, but became so upset with the situation, it took a bit to get over even after he stopped the medicine.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 08:16:17

Her friend obviously has no respect for your relationship, and he has no allegiance to you, he's taking his cues from her. Your gf brushing it off bc they are in different countries and nothing is going on doesn't wash. This guy isn't a long time friend she has a close platonic friendship with, he only speaks to her bc he wants to sleep with her again. Being open about sex is fine, but that doesn't give one a pass to carry on explicit conversations with another guy...then to act like you're the one out of line. I think it's disrespectful and selfish on her part. If you've expressed your reasonable issues and she sees nothing wrong with her behavior I'd exit. I

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 08:07:51

If you give him everything he wants/needs all it does is cause him to take you for granted. You are a kind and caring person, and he should work for what he wants from you. As has been said, what we gain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 07:27:58

Under no circumstances should you acquiesce to this. Your husband should not demand this from you just because of his father as it is pretty much a form of abuse. What if you wanted to leave him? You'd be screwed. They have no practical reasons for this request (that benefit you) unless you have a serious drug or gambling problem, why would you accept that?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 07:23:44

Good god no. It's completely done. And quite frankly accepting gifts and seeing her on YOUR birthday is just going to mess you all up. Text her, tell her that you don't feel comfortable accepting her gifts, if she argues suggest she donates them. Pack her stuff, then mail it or drop off with a mutual friend. That's it no more contact.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 07:14:27

First your boyfriend seems to understand how you feel and respect it. She sounds like she is dramatic and maybe manipulative. But there is a lot of things that could show the situation in a different way. My best friend is a guy who I did have a casual relationship with for a year. We are very up front with our friendship though, and almost always become friends with whoever the other is dating. I suppose I'm curious if you've ever spent time with both of them and gotten to know her a bit too?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 07:05:14

I'm sorry I'm sure it's tough. You really want to be with him, but not as it is right? He is getting his needs met so has no incentive to change. Plus exclusive or not, one would expect him to show some tact instead if blatantly rubbing it in your face.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 06:55:03

I completely agree. This wasn't a "oh we were fighting and I was mad at him and made a huge mistake" thing. That's not even acceptable, but what she did was so much worse. Trust me, she came back after a month bc someone else know kicked her to the curb. I've had some horrible friends who've pulled that with their guys. She'll never be faithful. Leave her house, and her then go get tested.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 06:51:12

Hah. Solid advice as well.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 06:40:52

You could meet someone you really like tomorrow, I wouldn't focus on it so much. Jumping from 22 to 60...that's 38 years. You haven't even been alive that long.. so might be bit premature picturing your spinster cat existence. But good on you for making contingency cat plans I suppose.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 06:38:36

I knew of a guy very enthusiastic about this type of thing. He isn't gay. I don't think you are necessarily dealing with someone trying to use you to cover up homosexuality. If it is something that has you even asking that question, it's probably best to move on though.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 06:30:00

Honestly yes, I just think you two seem to want different things from a relationship.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 06:23:58

I would almost swear I know you, because I had an acquaintance who did this. But she divorced him. Focus on the well being of your child, because it is what is the important thing. Also.. 99 percent sure she's doing drugs and not being faithful.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 06:21:13

Leave. If you give up the hopes of having children/getting married to be with him, you will regret it, and just resent him.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 06:11:27

There is nothing wrong with non exclusive relationships, but I don't think it's what you want. I mean, are you dating other men? You may say you are ok with it bc you just want to be with him. He's also getting all of the perks of a gf with you with no need to put in much effort. So I'd extricate myself from it personally. You don't need the emotional pain.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 06:08:00

What the hell! How dare you get upset at such a silly joke! That he tells ten times a day....and he knows hurts you...and makes you cry. I'm sorry but read what you wrote and imagine your best friend was the one going through it. If she wrote that, I bet you'd rightfully tell her this guy is a insecure emotionally abusive asshole. He's scum kick him out. Or leave if it's his place.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 06:01:44

Touché

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 05:55:37

I agree, I don't think forbidding someone from doing something benefits either person, and would probably just irk your FB. I don't think your feelings on the subject are unreasonable, they're just your feelings. In any event a conversation about it is needed, as he will either tell you that it's not a proclivity of his, that it is a proclivity but he's willing to stop to respect your feelings or he'll tell you he does and has no intention of stopping. I'm also curious why this particular thing weighs on your mind, I would never of thought about it. Not saying you are weird just personal curiosity.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 05:53:27

The first two issues seem like things that could maybe be worked out, if an honest dialogue was possible and you both were willing to make compromises. The third issue is a deal breaker imo. You two have been together for years, which if enough time to figure out if you are the one. The desire to wait on something such as marriage or having a child is one thing. Meeting someone's parents on the other hand? Seems extremely rude actually.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 05:41:54

As a female who was in an abusive relationship, I have to say, you sound like I did. It's sad that people don't seem to acknowledge that men are victims in abusive relationships too, so they don't receive much help. You are in one. You're seemingly a nice guy, and in no way does she deserve you. You have to leave the relationship, because I guarantee you her behavior won't change for more than a short period of time (until she feels she's mollified you).

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 05:29:06

It sounds like a junior high soap opera. Just ask her out, better then the weird communications through others deal.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 05:19:46

You seem insecure in the relationship and you act poorly when she doesn't behave how you like (I know that sounds so bitchy but I'm not judging, I can understand why) and she doesn't seem to be the type to give you reassurance you crave. For both your sakes, I'd end it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 05:14:51

Exactly, if you make a move without that conversation the motives could be interpreted wrong. If she says she's not into it, it may be awkward, but just tell her you understand and aren't upset with her.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 05:08:47

Yes. Not only because of the ex thing though. The jealousy, "casual" talk of wanting to shoot her(?!?), combined with the fact you've specifically told him you're uncomfortable with the subject..which he abjectly chooses to ignore. You can find someone better.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/relationship_advice on May 5, 2017 05:05:15

Then work on removing the penalty. Taking away healthcare from millions of Americans on principle is abhorrent.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 5, 2017 00:14:28

The need to question if your friends are really your true friends

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 23:54:19

I don't believe it just reduces libido, I believe it renders a person unable to physically perform. I've never studied it so I could be wrong, but I read about some pedophile priests who went through it.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 01:36:31

Yes this as well. Many instances of rape are about power/dominance/anger, and castration may just increase the rage.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 01:33:09

Innocent people can be convicted of crimes they didn't commit. A punishment like that for all rape convictions would be grossly unjust. Also, females are capable of raping men, so what would be their punishment?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 01:30:07

He took the backs of all my earrings...I had about two dozen pairs. Was so damn annoying.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 01:13:21

A sick sick bitch.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 01:10:53

That's not just petty, I mean I don't know how many belongings they had of yours, but that sounds like quite the project.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 01:06:42

Someone beginning a sentence with "Okay, I'll be honest with you," or a similar preamble. The first thing I always think is...so you're generally lying when you speak? Why are you making that clarification? Am I supposed to be dumb enough to find said statement sincere?

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 01:03:44

Trump-via Twitter, declaring the invasion of Canada. Why? Because he's the president and you're not.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 00:57:08

A benevolent God. Or a malevolent one for that matter, but I'd find malevolent a bit more plausible.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 00:48:59

Reading. Especially with my OCD. It's as close to meditation I can get.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 00:14:41

Wait..I'm not?? But in all seriousness, I concur.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 4, 2017 00:05:58

Lou Carmody from Joe Hills' nos4a2. Just a great human being, even though he's not the protagonist, awesome fictional guy lol.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 3, 2017 23:55:12

That's what I thought about when I read the question. Kings' movie adaptations seem to be great or just fall flat imo...but this one looks great.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 3, 2017 23:50:26

I feel like this is an issue that is relatively new and unique to the past couple decades. Anything you post publicly can be read, and will be interpreted differently by different people and could be taken out of context so err on the side of caution.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 3, 2017 23:37:26

Exactly, would break so fast.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 3, 2017 23:18:31

When I was ten, my I guess step-cousin (same age) told me how my step mom would tell his dad (her brother) how disgusting I was bc I'd get up and eat in the middle of the night sometimes. I wasn't a chubby kid or anything, but I felt so ashamed and embarrassed, I never wanted to eat when I had to visit.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 3, 2017 23:07:29

Hypocrites. So many people just clinging to their political/religious ideals (wherever on the spectrum) spouting their virtues while their actions spit in the face of everything they claim to value.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 3, 2017 22:54:52

I so agree, it's almost worse when the person is in the hospitality industry though. My father doesn't tip and treats servers/bartenders like complete garbage. He managed different large casino/resorts before retiring, so you'd think he'd have empathy but no.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 3, 2017 22:30:41

I'm not positive it is the first, but it's the first that really registered. I was almost 13, and I managed to get hit by a car while crossing a highway. I don't remember the day very well at all, but I was in pretty bad shape when the firefighters/emt arrived they had to cut off my jeans in the middle of the highway. It was a small town and the guy who did the cutting was a classmates uncle, and he leans in and says "Hey, I got in your pants before 'my bf's name'" and chuckled. Like I said I have only bits and pieces of the day, so I thought maybe I imagined it or misunderstood him...but no. He knew the kid I was 'dating' and told him what he said. Guy was in his thirties. So effing creepy.

Commented by /u/melpomenes-clevage in /r/AskReddit on May 3, 2017 22:13:18

;)

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