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/r/Jokes/comments/10u8yiq/whos_sisyphus_she_asks_you_begin_to_respond_its/j7bdg0r/

Camus believed in free will in the truest sense. "Making your own meaning" when life has no meaning is limiting yourself to standards that have no purpose and enslaving yourself to a non-existent cause. You can choose to follow the rules of a non-existent diety and call yourself happy for achieving them, but the personal victory is hollow and meaningless in the face of what life is and has to offer.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Jokes on February 5, 2023 10:16:26
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10tuu5l/peak_grift_buy_all_this_shit_online_from_the/j7batsq/

It's $12.99 each or $49.99 for the 5 book set. It's still a weird toddler book, with themes like 'save money', 'diversify your portfolio with stocks', and 'China is a magical land with hardworking people that can build anything that you pay them to build'

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 5, 2023 09:56:29
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10ub2ui/another_blatant_lie_by_immutablex_3_months_passed/j7b6iz1/

AAA is what you call when you're stalled at the side of the road.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 5, 2023 09:21:36
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10u0ckx/ah_yes_have_a_look_at_the_approved_dd_im_sure/j7as4bk/

"We could name our price, even one billion!" "Who would pay one billion for just one share?" "Everyone, when they know that it's easly worth 10 billion!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 5, 2023 06:48:35
/r/worldnews/comments/10tpfpw/us_downs_chinese_balloon_over_ocean_moves_to/j7abhit/

You have to know what you're doing, and lots of times it isn't worth the hassle. A lot of the vendors only ship within China, so you need to find a China-based proxy shipper to send your stuff to you after they receive it and pay them a middle-man fee.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/worldnews on February 5, 2023 02:54:41
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10ts40l/tic_tac_cohen_almost_two_years_and_still/j79pbgm/

Would be funny if because of single coverage, nobody in the company knows that the store isn't open (and not just making zero sales) until the district manager decides to make his rounds and physically visit that store.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 4, 2023 22:47:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10typa8/followup_to_the_sears_post_no_happy_ending_for/j79o7o4/

They saw the FOMO spike that happened when Gamestop shot up in 2021 and assumed that it was a normal market mechanic for dying companies, and not a combination of very specific conditions and events that will almost certainly never happen again.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 4, 2023 22:38:03
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10twhrr/this_is_hilarious_update_to_wikipedia_not_sure_if/j79dhxt/

They're imploding fast. Normally things like store closures (and openings) are planned out for each fiscal quarter, that way the company can have a stable way to calculate overhead and earnings and make stockholders happy. BBBY has made impromptu "We're announcing some additional store closings" announcements each week, for the past three weeks and they're up to 300+ now. Out of 950 stores. A lot of it is because they have no interested buyers engaging them yet. They'll probably continue to shed stores until they become small and cheap enough to buy up. Weirdly, Apes inflating the stock price of the troubled company makes it that more likely that they're just going to collapse into full liquidation before a bidder is willing to take them at share value.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 4, 2023 21:06:24
/r/CasualUK/comments/10tt6yo/curious_to_know_what_the_uk_thinks_of_the_menu_at/j79ar70/

They started out during Covid and were just a store, the location is super small. I’m not sure how they cook in there let alone have a place for people to sit and eat. They are starting fish and chips soon.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/CasualUK on February 4, 2023 20:43:44
/r/Jokes/comments/10tlp8m/fun_fact_sugar_is_the_only_word_in_the_english/j78f188/

I'm making a "sh" sound as we speak.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Jokes on February 4, 2023 16:38:32
/r/pics/comments/10t2lee/clearest_image_of_the_chinese_spy_balloon_taken/j782x1o/

No, you don't understand how our current GPS system works. "A GPS system would work with a flat earth", but the one we have in the sky right now wouldn't work, because the coordinates calculated has everyone that's not at whatever point you choose as the flat earth epicenter showing up as underground. The further away, the deeper underground. Because the earth is curved. It's okay, we can end this. I now understand that the world is only made up of your point of view, and what you see for yourself. Anyone standing more than two feet away from you is lying about what -they- are seeing and doing.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/pics on February 4, 2023 15:11:42
/r/pics/comments/10t2lee/clearest_image_of_the_chinese_spy_balloon_taken/j77u587/

We on the ground can tune into GPS satellites ourselves right now to see that they're just atomic clocks reporting time. If you and me took the same three satellites and figured out our distance from them, our calculated distance between each other would match the current off-the-shelf round earth map. So are the people making maps based off GPS pings liars? Or are the satellites giving you and me fake info so our math and round maps work? How does the airline industry work if Antarctica is an edge? It's not the 1800's. Planes fly there all the time. Different countries have research labs there now.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/pics on February 4, 2023 14:09:48
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10tlhlv/trillions_of_nfts_a_day/j77t2wm/

An Ape that wanted to DM-debate this exact point felt that it would only increase sales instead of cannibalize them, because 'genuine ownership'.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 4, 2023 14:02:35
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10tlhlv/trillions_of_nfts_a_day/j77silg/

Especially when "every skin can be used in every game, forever".

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 4, 2023 13:58:44
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10tgt78/please_bless_us_dan/j77r2l7/

There's always Coffeezilla.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 4, 2023 13:48:52
/r/pics/comments/10t2lee/clearest_image_of_the_chinese_spy_balloon_taken/j77k7zb/

GPS satellites are just simple atomic clocks. Their signal is just a reporting of their time every second using a radio wave, you can see this by tuning into their frequency yourself. The way that our GPS mapping software works is they calculate the difference in lag between two or more satellites when they ping the exact same time to us, to figure out the location that we're at, knowing the speed of a radio wave. If you do the math yourself over time and multiple satellites, it ends up plotting our location on a globe, not a flat surface. So if the earth was flat, GPS satellites must be faking their pings in unison to each person on earth make the map work with a 'fake' round earth map. The closer to the edges to the flat earth, the more the pings would have to be faked, since the distance becomes of by a huge amount of the earth's curvature. So do you believe that people on the ground are lying and doing false math with satellites giving them flat earth numbers, or the technology is giving false round earth numbers and only the satellite makers are in on the conspiracy?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/pics on February 4, 2023 13:02:41
/r/pics/comments/10t2lee/clearest_image_of_the_chinese_spy_balloon_taken/j77bzu1/

Interesting. So do you trust things like GPS to work as they should, where other people are basing it off math that the world is round and you can do the same math if you really wanted to? Or do you believe that is just what they're telling you and that GPS's are giving falsified data and that they're hiding 'the real information' and how it was obtained from everyone?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/pics on February 4, 2023 12:08:04
/r/pics/comments/10t2lee/clearest_image_of_the_chinese_spy_balloon_taken/j772zno/

I went down that rabbit hole, it's a lost cause. In order to have an explanation for things like time zones and seasons, flat earthers have a different and contradictory model for each scenario, and no unified model where everything works. Their whole premise is to start at the conclusion that the earth is flat with an overhead sun, and come up with alternatives to why that's more accurate than a round heliocentric earth, so the model on how the sun moves in relation to the earth changes depending on what they're trying to prove.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/pics on February 4, 2023 11:07:51
/r/pics/comments/10t2lee/clearest_image_of_the_chinese_spy_balloon_taken/j76z5jk/

So what shape do you think the earth is, if I may ask?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/pics on February 4, 2023 10:41:20
/r/pics/comments/10t2lee/clearest_image_of_the_chinese_spy_balloon_taken/j76w7w7/

Except they don't. If they really understood, then they'd be able to easily explain time zones and seasons. Instead, the sun is some weird focused spotlight directly overhead of all of us, changing size and shape at different hours throughout the year as it projects on a flat earth while also vanishing from view from one point on the flat surface as it appears on another (while still being overhead).

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/pics on February 4, 2023 10:20:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10t0j43/dear_lurking_apes_if_moass_is_a_real_thing_then/j76tv9q/

He has extremely thick cheeks, so whenever he smiles more than a slight grin, the lower half of his face expands out unnaturally, like a cobra. My guess is that as a billionaire, he's probably gotten some work done, maybe cheek fillers? You can see how extreme his cheeks are in more candid shots like [here](https://mobile.twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1420940035042414595) Even if it's natural, maybe he knows how odd his genuine smiles look, and that's why his photo-smiles usually look really fake.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 4, 2023 10:02:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10t7bf6/i_fear_moam_will_bring_more_than_just_reddit/j76q619/

Sociopaths lash out at the ways that they feel society has wronged them. Apes paid money to turn themselves into sociopaths.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 4, 2023 09:34:29
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10t5oy5/meltdowns_get_yer_melty_goodness_here_meltdown/j75k8yv/

Ryan Cohen is the JJ Abrams of meme stocks. Dropping stocks like overly-complicated plot threads after pushing them for months.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 4, 2023 00:57:49
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10stpe7/friday_bath_bomb_lots_of_new_store_closings/j753p7i/

The Apes that are 'hoping for Chapter 11' don't know what they're in for. Even with a successful turnaround and escape from bankruptcy under Chapter 11, the stock ticker is usually rebooted and anyone with pre-bankruptcy shares loses everything once the company is relisted again.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 3, 2023 22:19:39
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10sq6u8/dan_olson_on_twitter_a_perfect_encapsulation_of/j74j614/

It's a combination of both. There's definitely liars trying to build hype from nothing to save their skins, but there's also new Apes getting suckered into jumping on that think that the increasingly stupid and delusional DD is actually how the stock market works and that the final gasps of BBBY's stock are pointing towards an imminent MOASS.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 3, 2023 19:35:43
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/10s3zes/theres_a_wild_video_of_rachrese3_getting_arrested/j744np4/

It’s already over. She has to pay a $1500 fine.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on February 3, 2023 17:51:26
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10stpe7/friday_bath_bomb_lots_of_new_store_closings/j7408h3/

7 hours a day, 4 days a week, 1 week a month.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 3, 2023 17:21:01
/r/manga/comments/10s46pa/disc_tying_the_knot_with_an_amagami_sister_81/j70tmaz/

The Amagami/Fox goddess called out Yomiko for being a liar with her explanations at the end. Maybe the matchmaking isn't with the girls, but with the goddesses, and that's why her sketches seemed to match their masks?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/manga on February 3, 2023 01:41:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10s8nft/costs_nothing_to_hold/j70ljmn/

Maybe it's a reverse LARP, in case his wife tries to find out how deep he is.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 3, 2023 00:13:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10s5j90/new_meme_stock_just_dropped_rc_takes_stake_in/j707jbd/

I think that the dumb and the delusional will split into two camps, making Ape infighting even funnier. 1) The Cohenites where Cohen can do-no-wrong, and even after he dumps their ticker and doesn't look back, "He's coming back for a mega-merger to MOASS us out of our dying penny stock!" 2) The Fundamentalists where Gamestop and BBBY already have everything in place as a company to go to $billions per share, so fuck Cohen and whatever he decides to do.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 2, 2023 22:11:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10s5j90/new_meme_stock_just_dropped_rc_takes_stake_in/j706bnr/

Cohen trying to get Tritton fired where ever he goes doesn't really hurt him other than facing the disrespect of being fired. Just like when Elon bought out Twitter to fuck-you-fire the whole board for insulting him, they all have contracts giving them a huge payday if the company forces them out before their term is up.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 2, 2023 22:02:13
/r/Omaha/comments/10rc1o8/this_was_predictable_uncle_of_target_shooting/j6zdx57/

Could you list those? I work in mental health, I’d love to have those agencies for referrals. 😉

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on February 2, 2023 18:30:30
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10rysvh/aw_shucks_i_lost_my_house_to_a_hackerim_homeless/j6ytkrv/

Have you tried minting NFTs of your braincells?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 2, 2023 16:17:09
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10rx4yp/matt_levines_latest_column_digs_into_the/j6yo79g/

The 'Computershare will vote yes for dilution in absence of shareholder instructions' bit was missed completely by all Apes. All this time their DD was telling them to sell their APE and hold their AMC, so that they could shoot down the reverse-split vote when it happens, when the dilution was inevitable and they should've done the opposite.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 2, 2023 15:44:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10rup8b/yes_this_will_definitely_be_needed_and_not_an/j6yf408/

Even if it is a meltdown troll, all the upvotes mean that Apes don't think that it's stupid. Wait. But what if the upvotes are from meltdowners, too? What if we're fooling ourselves on how stupid Apes are and how hard the meltdown will hit them because of our splinter-cell false-flag uno-reverse echo-chamber solo-brigades? Are we fooling ourselves with how big of a clown show they are? I've been a loyal deep anti-cultist (check my history!) but on days like this I feel like I need a wrinkle-brained shill to tell me what to make of this, so I can confidently laugh at their stupidity.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 2, 2023 14:47:30
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10rvays/remember_the_911_nft_we_are_not_a_cult_but_i_did/j6y9nvy/

Wait. Merch is free? ...Then who have I been paying all this time?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 2, 2023 14:13:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10rahmr/wheres_the_money_bbby_employees/j6w2af0/

What's really gross is that it wasn't that long ago when the board tried to cash their own share holdings out at $5/share. Imagine if they got away with it, leaving the company in a bigger hole and regular employees with even less hope of ever collecting their final paycheck.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 2, 2023 02:54:45
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10qqj4o/just_wait_a_day_or_two_before_freaking_out/j6vzuon/

A default status happens if they miss paying -anyone- (and doesn't clear up until they pay -everyone-) but the defaulted company can still choose to pay some people over others while the default is happening. It's not about unpaid creditors being OK or not with others getting paid before them. It's usually about the amount of leverage a creditor has over the company because of the collateral they will take if they aren't paid.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 2, 2023 02:22:46
/r/Bestbuy/comments/10re4b0/can_i_trade_in_my_s22_for_an_s23_ultra_and_pay/j6vvken/

Way better deal if you do it with your service dealer. Verizon offers up to 800 for trade-ins ATT and T-Mobile offers up to 1000 for trade-ins I would just do it either on the dealers website or go to Samsung's website and they can help you do it with the dealers too. Or go to the mobile desk and get one of the mobile people to help you under one of the trade in deals going on.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Bestbuy on February 2, 2023 01:29:58
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10qm082/ape_crush_ape/j6socc8/

They get downvoted, banned, and cast from the cult. It's why all the current Apes have lost the plot on what they're actually doing. It's why 'lock the float' was originally only supposed to prove crime for the SEC to investigate (by exposing how GME's float is being traded on tons of synthetics and false shares after the entire float is numerically registered with Computershare). But now it's a goal that'll send the share price to billions of dollars. If buying up a stock's float did that, then why hasn't Elon stepped in to buy out GME to DRS every share after meme-ing about GME all of 2021? Why didn't Twitter go to the moon when Elon bought up their float? The contradictions keep building because the existing batch of Apes keep getting replaced with dumber and dumber ones.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 1, 2023 11:52:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10qnj7y/another_one_bites_the_dust_larper_post_on_the/j6rxqg0/

Apes weren't wrong about the M&A. buybuy Baby will be taken in an acquisition, when unpaid creditors start slapping liens on it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 1, 2023 08:55:28
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10qqj4o/just_wait_a_day_or_two_before_freaking_out/j6rwfsq/

There is a hierarchy of debt, so defaulting on one type of debt doesn't mean that they're in so much trouble that they're defaulting on everything. Bondholders are near the top in priority to get paid, just behind creditors whose loans are backed by assets and collateral, so BBBY not paying their coupons would be a major reveal on just how bad their financial situation is.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 1, 2023 08:45:29
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10qm082/ape_crush_ape/j6rhrsh/

Hedge funds buying millions of shares to register and then de-register from Computershare to hide the fact that they're unable to find any shares to buy has been one of the funniest 180's so far. As smarter Apes continue to leave while the dumber Apes stay, the narrative flips are probably going to get goofier and goofier.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 1, 2023 06:21:28
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10qno0t/we_have_peerreviewed_dd_rivaling_the_best_think/j6rh2kw/

"Shake it Off" was really about using the Ape Gamma Ramp to shake short sellers that hate the stock.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 1, 2023 06:12:43
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10qno0t/we_have_peerreviewed_dd_rivaling_the_best_think/j6rgpyn/

After two years, it's funny that AMC Apes haven't figured out that a company in massive debt would rather dilute its overpriced stock to stay in business than to engineer a squeeze. If company-rigged squeezes were a thing, then every company would just reverse-split themselves until their float only had enough shares for one or two per board member, and one share for the public to fight it out in an ultimate bidding war.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 1, 2023 06:08:14
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10qjira/more_gift_card_drama/j6rfoyh/

Ryan Cohen pump-and-dumping them last year was the RUGSHOW.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 1, 2023 05:54:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10qe80n/shorts_caught_in_a_pincer_maneuver/j6qq0g6/

And instead of having an actual Exodia, Apes just have hand-drawn index cards of what they think Exodia is. Doesn't matter if the number of cards or what the cards actually say is wrong, either. As long as 'I've heard that someone on Reddit say that this is a way to win', it's good enough DD that their scuffed misinterpretation is exactly what will take them to victory.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on February 1, 2023 00:25:29
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10pzwmy/average_brigading_attempt_by_an_ape/j6pmkrv/

Only Apes upvote those bait comments, so the Ape making them gets tons of positive reinforcement that 'there's so much interest in asking the question that I just posed!', when it's really just hundreds of them acting dumb and high-fiving each other at being clever.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 31, 2023 19:17:09
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10pzwmy/average_brigading_attempt_by_an_ape/j6ork9f/

I agree. Meltdown says that the stock is going zero, while Apes say that it's going to billions of dollars. If we listen to both sides, then the truth is probably somewhere in the middle, at a few hundred million dollars.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 31, 2023 15:55:24
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10pqj6s/well_by_that_logic_i_have_no_choice_but_to_invest/j6ngyyf/

Everyone knows that the rich have babies much faster and much more often than the poors. Look at Elon Musk. The guy has like 10 kids with 4 mothers right now. Using that as a datapoint, it's not crazy to assume that coming out of the pandemic Apes are on average having 3 or 4 babies at the same time.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 31, 2023 11:09:15
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10pwao4/what_sub_im_just_jaqing_off_guys/j6my993/

Apes believe that 'doing their own research' just means reading other people's shitposts. They act all surprised when told that Gamestop has been losing half a million each year since 2018, and has only posted profit in two quarters since then, Q4 2019 and Q4 2020, when the PS5 and Xbox X launched, and have only lost money faster and faster since Cohen hopped on.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 31, 2023 09:02:02
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10pil9l/ape_needs_a_safe_space/j6m0jzh/

Abusive relationships deserve a safe space to be abusive.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 31, 2023 02:23:25
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10pfhxn/ape_emails_corporate/j6lzxfw/

You never know. Maybe families of tourists travelling in from all parts of the world just to experience that town's unique vintage district would stumble across that theater and on a whim decide to set aside 5+ hours of their day to watch Avatar 2: The Way of Water?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 31, 2023 02:15:25
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10pkfyq/ape_explains_his_theory_on_why_a_company_would/j6l2b63/

This Ape doesn't understand what hedging is, since hedging is done by evil hedge funds. The noble path of the righteous trader is doubling-down. If you're betting half your life savings on Red-12 in roulette, you'll also want to put the other half of your life savings on Red, 1-12, and Evens. That way if your bet is correct, you'll see nothing but upside!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 30, 2023 21:06:06
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10pcnk5/your_live_chat_session_has_now_ended/j6kwzf6/

Every now and then you'll see an Ape go through this same loop. They buy shares on margin and then immediately try to transfer them away to Computershare for DRS. Since they still owe their broker money, their request to empty their account is quietly cancelled. When they revisit their accounts later to find that everything is still where they left it, they freak out to their sub that GME shares must be hard to find, or that it must be Citadel paying off their broker to reverse their requests.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 30, 2023 20:26:25
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10paz30/outjerked_by_a_short_squeezes_sub/j6jwb5m/

Nice try, but I know that my comments are worth phone numbers, so I'm refusing to comment until I get a personal phone call that offers me generational wealth -per letter-!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 30, 2023 16:17:21
/r/Omaha/comments/10p8h4s/what_are_some_good_places_to_take_the_wife_on_a/j6jkddi/

Take her to Anna’s place for drinks and dinner at Gather, Le Bouillon or V Mertz

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on January 30, 2023 15:03:39
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/10omgyb/its_brianna_with_some_more_original_content/j6im7fa/

Her self esteem has to be so low to think that men have to hunt her. Put yourself out there, if you want a relationship, work for it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on January 30, 2023 11:30:57
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/10omgyb/its_brianna_with_some_more_original_content/j6ilylu/

Right? My husband and I rarely talked on the phone while dating. We texted but both of us are adults and have jobs and lives and knew the other would reply when they had time. It wasn’t “if he wanted to, he would” bullshit that she’s always peddling. Relationships aren’t 50/50. Both of you have to be in 100% and she just doesn’t get it. Maybe it’s just her generation 🙄😉

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on January 30, 2023 11:29:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10onr10/theyre_getting_really_excited_about_this_gift/j6hfhit/

Because most BBBY Apes followed Ryan Cohen from GME, they cling to the mythology that whatever moves that Ryan Cohen has planned will immediately and absolutely disrupt the entire global marketplace and overturn the current industry giants. That's why they can't believe that if BBBY -were- to be bought out, it'd be a boring non-event with as few changes to the business as possible, and that the new owner would just use the old gift cards and tell people 'it's okay, we will still take them' until months after the entire merger transition was complete. Instead, they think Ryan and Icahn have ordered the gift cards pulled because on Monday they're going to go full-send with a "Teddy, Inc" launch, complete with new storefronts, stationery, gift cards(!), fireworks, and airshows.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 30, 2023 05:08:35
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10onr10/theyre_getting_really_excited_about_this_gift/j6he20l/

You can tell Apes that gift cards are open IOUs for company equity, and the more gift cards that they buy, the more BBBY has equity that's 'sold but not yet purchased'. Let them puzzle it out a little why it sounds so familiar to them.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 30, 2023 04:47:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10os20p/mod_who_said_that_bond_payments_didnt_happen_yet/j6hcu0o/

In some ways, reddit admins have allowed Apes to go a lot further than theDonald's Centipedes. theDonald was quarantined when they started calling for violence towards specific people, police officers, and government agencies. Apes have done all three of those pretty much from the start with barely a slap on the wrist.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 30, 2023 04:30:02
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10os20p/mod_who_said_that_bond_payments_didnt_happen_yet/j6hbv22/

Nah, a lurking Ape will see it, steal it and take it back to their sub, where they'll repeat it to each other thinking that it makes them sound clever. It'll evolve to become a staple phrase in their daily vocabulary, and one day, after you make a particularly spicy comment about their stock dying, you'll get mobs of Ape invaders repeating that pun to you to assert how smart they are and how dumb you are in comparison. You'll wish that you never thought it up, and that's no Cohencidence.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 30, 2023 04:15:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10ongqh/this_is_normal_behavior/j6gh6y8/

What, you don't do routine gift card activation welfare checks on your favorite retailer? ...Weirdo.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 29, 2023 22:38:46
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10onu7k/the_guy_at_bbby_hq_wondering_why_there_was_a/j6g3ntq/

BBBY is telling its stores (and other retailers) to not sell and instead destroy their gift cards, so it's obviously a sign of an unhealthy company. Apes are still finding stores with physical gift cards to buy and they're still able to go online and order gift cards to be mailed to them(!), so it's a good thing for everyone. BBBY gets small cash loans that it won't have to pay back, Apes get to support their dying retailer, and we get to laugh at their idiocy.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 29, 2023 21:07:28
/r/antiwork/comments/10oap54/i_asked_my_mother_who_works_in_hr_for_advice_and/j6fj1f0/

I know she’s your mom, but that is *the* most HR thing to say. HR protects the company, you talking to others about what you all make is a nightmare for them.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/antiwork on January 29, 2023 18:45:24
/r/gaming/comments/10o75zg/when_mario_maker_hits_too_close_to_home/j6doq8t/

You'll have to get over it, because the only way to finish the level is to kill him.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gaming on January 29, 2023 11:51:09
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nteh3/comparing_gmes_value_to_the_past_income/j6dns9u/

If you consider that Christmas 2019 and 2020 were boosted by the launch of the PS5 and Xbox X and that Gamestop hasn't made any money since, it really shows how they're no longer a player in the ever-growing gaming industry.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 29, 2023 11:44:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nwmv5/gift_cards_are_now_unavailable_there_are_a_lot_of/j6cy1x5/

They could probably legally get away with that one for a little longer, since from what I understand, it's paying a one-time fee to get 20% off all purchases for a calendar year. It's a little different than directly owing a gift card holder a dollar amount in merchandise.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 29, 2023 08:34:05
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nwmv5/gift_cards_are_now_unavailable_there_are_a_lot_of/j6cwjzi/

It's good as long as you can promise the gift card holders that they have an opportunity to access merchandise (or services) to redeem it for. If you just sell gift cards but have no way for them to redeem, then you're possibly looking at future lawsuits that'll pry that money right back plus legal fees.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 29, 2023 08:19:25
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nsc5g/no_longer_selling_store_branded_gift_cards_100/j6cu6bi/

For things like food and detergent where people are chasing cheaper prices for the same ingredient they make it obvious that it's store brand, but for things where there's a markup for luxury, quality and style, like clothing and housewares, they often have an additional higher-tier/higher cost store brand that hides behind a fancier-sounding brand name or even has an attached celebrity name.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 29, 2023 07:54:31
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nyzjo/shills_are_fucked/j6csi7g/

Laughing at BBBY is also laughing at a specific subset of GME Ape. These are Apes that worship Ryan Cohen more than anything (even more than Gamestop), and that's why they follow and dump their money on anything involving Ryan (Loopring, IMX, FTX Gift Cards, Bobby Books, Icahn photos) because they believe MOASS will follow Ryan around on each and every one of his investments. It's especially funny because he wiped them out for $60+ million with a rugpull, yet they're still fans. It's a self-abusive fanbase normally seen with populist politicians and crypto youtubers.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 29, 2023 07:35:58
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nyzjo/shills_are_fucked/j6cs9sc/

Laughing at BBBY is also laughing at a specific subset of GME Ape. These are Apes that worship Ryan Cohen more than anything (even more than Gamestop), and that's why they follow and dump their money on anything involving Ryan (Bobby Books, Icahn photos) because they believe MOASS will follow him around on each and every one of his investments. It's especially funny because he wiped them out for $60+ million with a rugpull, yet they're still fans. It's a self-abusive fanbase normally seen with populist politicians and crypto youtubers.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 29, 2023 07:33:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nsc5g/no_longer_selling_store_branded_gift_cards_100/j6bf7dh/

It would be funny if Apes went hard into BBBY gift cards, only for Tai Lopez to buy up the brand name like he did with Radio Shack. Radio Shack is now just a twitter sock puppet that shills crypto shitcoins and tweets insults at people's mothers online.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 28, 2023 22:11:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nsc5g/no_longer_selling_store_branded_gift_cards_100/j6bedss/

Merger and Acquisition. Apes are hyping themselves up that someone's going to buy up BBBY and send their stock to the moon, when it's more likely that the M&A expert that they hired is for piecing the company's assets apart to liquidate and settle their massive unpaid debts.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 28, 2023 22:05:15
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nisrs/new_dd_just_dropped/j6b7u7b/

Volcanos are the homes of the all-powerful, and that's why you need to toss your firstborn in so they can live a better life while returning the favor by sprinkling you with blessings from their new lava-palace.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 28, 2023 21:14:09
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nojou/saw_this_entirely_unprompted_comment_in_a_post/j6b6vmx/

To move your short position overseas, your share lender has to go overseas. Ken Griffin's been flying all of his employees to Disneyland, why couldn't he fly all of his brokers to somewhere like Bali or Guam?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 28, 2023 21:06:48
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nojou/saw_this_entirely_unprompted_comment_in_a_post/j6aprcg/

It's because they've only ever 'analyzed' and invested in failing, money-losing companies where share dilution is the only hope of paying a massive backlog of debts. Apes are trying to enter the Kentucky Derby after picking their horse from a glue factory, thinking that all racehorses have three legs and cough up blood like theirs.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 28, 2023 18:53:03
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10nsho9/moass_has_to_happen_because_i_said_so/j6anxb0/

It's the return of Splidividend math. Gamestop will increase the size of its 240 million float by adding in all 110 million of BBBY shares, yet Gamestop's share price won't go down while BBBY's price will skyrocket up until it becomes the current GME price.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 28, 2023 18:39:08
/r/Omaha/comments/10nqsau/dont_currently_have_a_job_do_have_money_what_are/j6aig1n/

Contact airbnbs and see if they will do a monthly rate or a discounted rate for a consecutive stay such as yours. It doesn’t hurt to ask and I’ve set up housing for others doing the same thing. A lot of times people would rather have their rental full every day rather than just on the weekends.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on January 28, 2023 17:58:17
/r/Omaha/comments/10nnku6/lasik_in_omaha/j69wb9i/

Omaha Eye and Laser. The Liu doctors are the best at what they do.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on January 28, 2023 15:21:41
/r/Omaha/comments/10nh6ub/i_really_wish_i_researched_paladino_development/j69lhv7/

Contact Omaha Tenant’s United https://omahatenantsunited.org/?mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on January 28, 2023 14:06:33
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10n5ihy/insanity_is_doing_the_same_thing_over_and_over/j68arim/

Something something, Open shorts exposing Mo'Ass...

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 28, 2023 08:25:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10n6lb7/apparently_a_stock_being_up_14_is_a_newsworthy/j67glrb/

We started Ape-watching to laugh at the meltdowns. With their bankruptcy beginning, BBBY is our current cheap fix for seeing reddit threads full of confidently incorrect Apes freak out and dissociate themselves from reality. Once the BBBY meltdown dies down, we'll still have AMC and after their bankruptcy, the walls will close in on the currently boring GME, where only the truly dumb and unhinged Apes will remain standing after seeing every other meme stock fail. The real meltdown that we've been waiting for in GME is only going to get funnier when just the strongest reality-deniers are left.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 28, 2023 01:49:51
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/10mmjqx/brianna_m_fake_crying_in_12_a_dozen_videos_saying/j66nian/

Don’t forget he had DV charges. Because, you know, she’s an advocate for women 😉

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on January 27, 2023 21:14:12
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/10mmjqx/brianna_m_fake_crying_in_12_a_dozen_videos_saying/j66ncd7/

She’s also completely stolen Tchuck’s Instagram format for sharing links, which makes me laugh. She can’t even share shitty Amazon crap originally, she has to follow her own “friend’s” format EXACTLY.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on January 27, 2023 21:12:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10n0xts/thats_it_they_made_it_the_stupidest_thing_ive/j66cwhl/

Ken Griffin also [donated $40 million to a butterfly museum](https://www.philanthropy.com/article/chicago-financier-ken-griffin-gives-40-million-to-n-y-museum). The man is clearly plagarizing other billionaires like Ryan Cohen and Elon Musk by making encrypted comments on his next stock play. We're going to need all our wrinkle-brains to step in and crack this walnut.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 27, 2023 19:52:33
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10mnyhd/towel_company_rescinds_cash_payment_to_the_board/j65k1sc/

They see it, but they interpret it as the exact opposite of what it should mean. "BBBY backtracking and not cashing out board members' share holdings? It means that the board's going to work extra hard to secure the future of the share price now that they can only collect on their shares! Bullish!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 27, 2023 16:31:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10m62eh/apes_thinks_it_is_suspicious_that_there_is_no/j628jl8/

Apes are like children playing on a Ouija board with an older sibling, thinking that the messages are genuinely coming from their power at channeling ghosts, and not that they're being strung along because it's funny.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 26, 2023 23:41:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10m4lzz/ape_solves_bbby_default/j627xd8/

"If they merge, then they won't have to pay themselves!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 26, 2023 23:35:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10m0zdo/bbby_is_fukt/j614xej/

The police ruled out him being pushed, but they suspiciously never ruled out him being -pulled-. Checkmate, hedgie police department.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 26, 2023 18:39:11
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10m0l5x/bbby_form_10q_submitted_to_edgar/j60eiyr/

For the stock to MOASS in a M&A, you need a bidding war. Icahn vs. Amazon vs. GME. The MOASS will happen when they keep outbidding each other until they merge equity and form IcahnBBBYGMEAMZN at a a trillion dollars a share.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 26, 2023 15:47:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10l98th/ape_finds_hidden_meaning_in_ryan_cohen_turtleneck/j5vv88o/

I know, right? Anyone who's actually had to run to the bathroom while turtle-necking knows that there's no way that it counts as having 'made it'. DD disproven.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 25, 2023 17:38:18
/r/ScandinavianInterior/comments/10khzmm/kitchen_in_denmark/j5v16bn/

This is a bad photo to show the kitchen I think...

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/ScandinavianInterior on January 25, 2023 14:34:02
/r/Jokes/comments/10kz8fp/nobody_seems_to_upvote_a_cake_joke_on_cakeday/j5tsw5h/

On the anniversary of your reddit account's creation, your account name shows a slice of cake icon.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Jokes on January 25, 2023 09:57:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10kjz49/the_first_aaa_gamestop_marketplace_exclusive_game/j5tnq5m/

I want a Match-3 puzzler where NFT purchases reskin one tile on the board. Buy enough NFTs, and the whole board will always match and clear!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 25, 2023 09:21:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10klogy/should_i_ask_it_to_rewrite_the_response_so_the/j5tl86n/

"AI" means Artificial Intelligence. Apes are manipulated by Genuine Stupidity.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 25, 2023 09:02:49
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10kbadt/fellow_shills_i_think_that_ken_is_trying_to_give/j5qpdqm/

You do you. (...Any shills out there willing to go halvsies on a pair of baby socks? I'm almost out of ammo.)

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 24, 2023 17:09:38
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5qi0jl/

Ooo never heard of them before. I'll look into it thank you!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 24, 2023 16:24:00
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5pwwjo/

Ok awesome! Now to find places with similar style sweaterpants!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 24, 2023 14:15:11
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5pwty9/

I think you can rock anything. It's all about the confidence! I'm sure it'll look amazing on you! Give it a go if you want to.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 24, 2023 14:14:44
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5pwpam/

Ok will also put these on the list. Thank you!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 24, 2023 14:13:56
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5n2bin/

Never thought of that one! Thank you! Will add to the list to check out!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 23, 2023 22:57:26
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5mwnxu/

I tried YesStyle before and yeah... it's cute but they do run small. Thank you for your help!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 23, 2023 22:12:14
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5mwj30/

Was looking at those as well! Thank you!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 23, 2023 22:11:10
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5mro8r/

A little pricey, but thank you for your response! I will look!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 23, 2023 21:34:41
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5mhejb/

Awesome! I will look, im hoping to find a good quality set of trouser and sweatpants that look like those above, but not break bank. Thank you!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 23, 2023 20:19:49
/r/Bestbuy/comments/10jg2vg/who_has_the_shortest_life_expectancy_at_best_buy/j5mg5re/

100% my store. My product flow team members have been there the longest except for the GM and the sales floor? In one second, gone the next. I feel bad for the BS that they have to put up with the ridiculous numbers and etc

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Bestbuy on January 23, 2023 20:10:37
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5mbe1z/

Awesome thank you for your response. Will look into these!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 23, 2023 19:35:58
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5m9up4/

Where did you buy yours?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 23, 2023 19:24:49
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5m0f54/

Awesome, will check them out thank you!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 23, 2023 18:18:44
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5lvb6s/

Thank you! I will look into that as well!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 23, 2023 17:44:02
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10jemqa/the_list_of_ape_enemies_includes_the_eu_nato_cern/j5lsn08/

FUD. They've both been protected by the Perdue and Tyson families. Source: Went to my local takeout place and saw both Chicken Savoy -and- Bourbon Chicken. Checkmate, shill.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 23, 2023 17:26:12
/r/findfashion/comments/10jp989/help_me_find_pants_like_these_please/j5ls714/

Never bought urban outfitters before, are they decent quality?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/findfashion on January 23, 2023 17:23:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10jaqh1/tell_me_you_still_dont_understand_the_most_basic/j5ldiqy/

Yes, that's basically how CDs work. They're the piecing out and a reselling of a higher interest security, and as long as the reseller can keep all parts sold at all times, the interest gap is 'free money' for them, since the security itself is paid for by the customers. Apes aren't wrong that 'sold not yet purchased' securities -could- be unhedged short sales, but most hedge funds by definition hedge their risks, and they do things like have a massive foundation of CD sales to fund riskier plays, so the chances of them going fully bankrupt if a gamble goes bad are low.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 23, 2023 15:50:41
/r/NotBriannaM/comments/10jg7yl/the_bitch_got_our_main_sub_banned/j5kicbk/

Karma is obviously a bitch, look at her life 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/NotBriannaM on January 23, 2023 12:36:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10jaqh1/tell_me_you_still_dont_understand_the_most_basic/j5jrxlb/

Apes -think- that it means risky unhedged short positions, but with the amount of buying power that hedge funds have, it's typically safer short term sales backed by US treasuries. Basically the hedge fund buys a long term treasury with a payout on maturity many years down the road, and pieces it apart to sell as short-term loans with immediate payout while riding the difference as profit. As an asspull example, Citadel would buy a big 4.5% interest T-bill with a 1 year maturity, and sell people a product that pays out every month, but at a 3% APR. With enough time and volume, it's about as safe and boring a profit you can get.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 23, 2023 09:44:03
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10j5y4c/apes_are_already_billionaires_they_just_cant_see/j5iylxv/

All it would take is someone troll-posting pictures of walking into a Lambo dealership with nothing but a Computershare invoice, demanding the owner, saying some top secret Cohenese to him, and leaving with the title to a new car, and luxury car dealerships everywhere will be swamped with Apes "following the DD" and Karening it up until they get a new set of wheels.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 23, 2023 04:33:25
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10it0qc/ape_seeks_clarification/j5ivi3p/

Ryan Cohen dumps GME after rallying the Apes with one final tweet-pump. Apes: "Damn you, Ken Griffin!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 23, 2023 03:48:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10iv0yd/ape_forced_to_apologize_to_drs_team_and_blame_his/j5ilr8p/

Direct Stock Purchase Plan. Instead of doing their market buys through a broker, Apes have now DD'ed themselves into purchasing their GME shares through ComputerShare, an Australian company that will route their orders to a NYSE broker at the next opportunity.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 23, 2023 01:41:29
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10iyjjq/interesting_tc_used_the_same_song_bri_did_in_the/j5had38/

If you don’t follow Brianna you’d have no idea they were on a trip together. TC didn’t post a single thing that shows they are even friends

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 22, 2023 19:16:04
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10isngz/what_memestocks_do_to_a_mf/j5gwrea/

You'll know when you feel a weird tingling in your diamond hands.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 22, 2023 17:44:13
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10irz67/but_like_why_are_you_34_years_old_and_getting_on/j5gfmde/

Girl, he got money from you and dipped. He is the true definitely of unbothered.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 22, 2023 15:55:48
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10idns8/the_fuck_it_is/j5ft43g/

Clinique is bad? It’s one of the few things I’ve used that doesn’t make my skin a mess.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 22, 2023 13:31:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10ij84n/counter_ddhigh_effortbbby_due_diligence_debunked/j5ev4or/

Apostrophe+s is used on plural nouns when the plural does not end with s. Mice's, Geese's, Children's Ape DD debunked, Gamestop is toast.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 22, 2023 09:39:01
/r/manga/comments/10hqaa1/disc_tying_the_knot_with_an_amagami_sister_79/j5etxxs/

She might be exclusive to this timeline, since the three girls don't have Uryuu helping them out. Shirahi is basically filling in for what Uryuu would've helped with before her wish and getting a taste of shrine life for herself.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/manga on January 22, 2023 09:29:20
/r/Hair/comments/10ht68s/my_hair_received_some_well_earned_love_what_do/j5dvesj/

What do you even ask for to get your hair like that?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Hair on January 22, 2023 02:26:03
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10i4l6m/bullish/j5cwv4u/

Nothing wrong with padding your towels so it looks like you have stacks of 16 when you only have 4. All the sexy towel stores do it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 21, 2023 21:08:52
/r/D_Demps/comments/10hvhnz/_/j5cegjc/

My parents would have kicked my ass if I showed up to a family function like that at any age.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/D_Demps on January 21, 2023 18:56:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10horvq/yesterday_was_beautiful_just_goes_to_show_how/j5b9wqe/

Apes have proven themselves too poor and too unorganized to mass-manipulate themselves a gamma squeeze. They needed a whole lot of ITM and close-to-ITM options back-to-back to form a chain reaction of forced share buying amid upward price movement, but instead they all piled into the much cheaper $80 calls while the stock traded back and forth in the $3 range.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 21, 2023 14:17:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10hkrp4/its_the_markets_who_are_wrong/j5au2re/

Have you tried using a coupon?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 21, 2023 12:32:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10hdx4v/some_little_nice_meltdowns_in_the_aftermath_of/j59xi1a/

They're already doing mental gymnastics on how delisting is better for MOASS because OTC stocks are much more volatile.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 21, 2023 08:33:58
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10hoy6y/i_legit_cannot_believe_how_dense_towel_apes_are/j59v5f9/

The weirdest thing is that they go through life holding initial convictions that are given to them by social media and fail to adapt to new evidence before their eyes, all while calling others 'blind sheep'. There's a huge (and growing) overlap between current Apes and their belief in global conspiracies involving how politics, medicine, and money work.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 21, 2023 08:11:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10hd0lq/towel_apes_might_be_over_rc_most_of_the_comments/j59tg52/

He's since deleted 'Book King', and dropped his Gamestop connection.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 21, 2023 07:54:43
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10hbiao/photos_belong_to_itsbriannam/j58inz4/

Drinking coffee from the nasty in-room coffee maker. Just say no.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 20, 2023 22:41:18
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10hd0lq/towel_apes_might_be_over_rc_most_of_the_comments/j58fpqe/

They're so brainwashed that they still haven't figured out that buying and selling are counterparties to every trade, and not opponents struggling against each other for the soul of a company. When they buy worthless shares at high prices, they're just giving someone else way too much money for their shares, and not rescuing a company from fraud and manipulation.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 20, 2023 22:16:05
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10hapro/apes_discuss_fundamentals_vs_squeeze_while/j58elqx/

They didn't pivot product selection into electronics nor become more profitable though. They've actually lost money faster and faster under Cohen while increasing their dead inventory in meme collectibles/novelties and the only reason that EPS is not as negative as it was when Cohen took over was because of a share split.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 20, 2023 22:06:47
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10hd0lq/towel_apes_might_be_over_rc_most_of_the_comments/j57zvwa/

My guess is that GME will have a lot fewer rabid Cohenites, and instead be made up of cultists that believe in GME's future -despite- Cohen. The unfortunate thing is that when Cohen sells his stake in GME soon (He's already deleted 'Chairman of GME' from his twitter profile these past few days), there won't be a GME Meltdown, only GME Copium where the Apes still in all claim that they never worshipped Cohen.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 20, 2023 20:09:57
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10hd0ru/everyday_me_hotel_me/j57u1pb/

I feel for her son, I can’t imagine not giving my kids opportunities to travel and have new experiences. And instead spend all this money on Botox, terrible extensions, a loan for someone she wasn’t even dating, shitty Shein clothes. I’m not saying moms can’t spend money on themselves but I’d be damned if I gave thousands of dollars to some dude instead of doing something with my kids.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 20, 2023 19:25:49
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10h1ghr/this_poor_lady_tldr_her_husband_didnt_pay_his/j575xtf/

Ironically, it's from them being too pampered and protected that they feel safe being contrarian idiots. The only way they can possibly change their minds is for them to personally experience massive self-inflicted hardship.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 20, 2023 16:39:15
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10h1ijr/ape_is_freebasing_copium_so_hard_he_claims_that/j56x2h2/

You laugh, but BBBY customers can make purchases from the comfort of their home using the in-nap microfiber store.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 20, 2023 15:42:48
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10h1lbe/remember_though_rc_didnt_profit_from_his_selling/j56w48k/

I want to see if any Apes follow their cult off the cliff and excercise those calls for $8000.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 20, 2023 15:36:46
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10h41gu/gamestop_doubling_down_on_losing_money_bullish/j56v4jg/

When you merge enough money-losing companies together, they'll eventually encompass so much of the US economy and jobs market that the government will declare them 'too big to fail' and bail them out. Just like the auto, airline, and banking industries, GME+BBBY+AMC+MMTLP+IMX+LRC+DWAC+PRTY needs to be protected to keep us all quintessential GMEricans in our GMErican way of life.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 20, 2023 15:30:29
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10gyjle/bbby_apes_are_the_best_apes/j55x3oo/

Apes are too poor to exercise $80 calls. Most don't even know that they have to pay to exercise, which results in hilarious posts when they follow their cult and exercise their OTM calls.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 20, 2023 11:57:43
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10gyjle/bbby_apes_are_the_best_apes/j55w9i8/

It couldn't have been Gamestop because by both men's accounts of the lunch conversation, Icahn told Cohen that Gamestop was massively overvalued and not worth putting his money in. Icahn said that he had his eye on an underpriced stock with massive upside and was waiting for it to dip more before he buys in. That's why Apes went full-stupid and decided that it wasn't something like Apple (which Cohen has most of his assets in) but BBBY.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 20, 2023 11:52:36
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10gx2na/youre_not_going_to_like_what_i_have_to_say_then/j55rc9y/

"Thesis" is just a fancy word for "asspull guesswork".

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 20, 2023 11:21:39
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10gm2z6/what_no_filter_looks_like_hes_a_comedian_and_shes/j53mgmp/

Those straps working overtime right now. Look how they are digging into her shoulders. 😬

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 19, 2023 22:54:05
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10gm2z6/what_no_filter_looks_like_hes_a_comedian_and_shes/j53ma02/

![gif](giphy|SsfF6ezxnHr38vO2b6|downsized)

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 19, 2023 22:52:38
/r/tifu/comments/10g98qp/tifu_by_getting_attacked_by_a_stray_dog_while/j52wj4r/

> Came very close Giggity.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tifu on January 19, 2023 19:43:18
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10g7eos/ms_alien_head_is_in_chattanooga_so_shes_not_going/j52tdus/

Only if she’s in the business of getting dicked down

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 19, 2023 19:21:17
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10g51kv/copycat_clown_is_at_it_again/j52st0i/

I’m not sure Huck is even that great of a friend 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 19, 2023 19:17:14
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10g65qu/towel_cult_victim_posts_thinly_veiled_suicide/j52ohzl/

Like many financial words, "Diversify" means something different in Ape circles. They think that brokerages are run by criminals bent on cheating them out of MoASS money, and that's why their calls to diversify mean putting shares across different brokers, 'just in case' one decides to cheat them by not letting them sell.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 19, 2023 18:47:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10dvi3c/will_this_age_well/j52as8l/

The "Party pressure" never left. The PRC gets nervous about their ultra-wealthy class doing and saying whatever they want while siphoning away tons of the country's wealth. Vanishing and ousting Jack Ma from Alibaba didn't end anything, it was just setting an example. Ryan Cohen doing his memestock thing and trying to be an Elon-lite social media clown to influence Alibaba's stock price in China is going to go over just as nicely.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 19, 2023 17:08:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10fn2wj/the_bad_the_worse_and_the_bankrupt_the_story_of_a/j4z917c/

Bath and Body Works has been able to repeatedly branch out, evolve and reinvent its business, so they haven't hit a full dead-end like GME and AMC. BBWI has always been pivoting into new businesses and later selling them off as soon as they show signs of turning stale. The Limited, Abercrombie & Fitch, Victoria's Secret, these were all brands that were created and then dumped by BBWI.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 19, 2023 02:58:51
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10fmf8a/it_must_be_exhausting_doing_nothinggggggggggg/j4xyj74/

I’ll have a 20 year old next week. It’s frightening. 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 18, 2023 20:07:32
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10fnfuj/wow_she_really_is_a_narcissistshe_post_this_pic/j4xych2/

She looks greasy af. Like she just rolled in chick fil a.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 18, 2023 20:06:13
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10fmf8a/it_must_be_exhausting_doing_nothinggggggggggg/j4xy6rh/

Right? Wait till those teenage years hit. It’s a whole new ballgame.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 18, 2023 20:05:03
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10fkh8k/well_the_conspiracypersonality_returned_americans/j4xxy8t/

She’s like Chicken Little. The sky is falling!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 18, 2023 20:03:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10f1bzi/ape_pitches_gamestop_to_his_universitys/j4vbueo/

Pulte's a billionaire home developer via his inheritance from his grandfather, and he's been hitting up meme stock subs like GME's to sell his 'how I got rich' book. He also CashApps a few hundred dollars to randomly selected fans after they've followed him on Twitter. He's clearly grifting the Apes for money and clout, but the Ape subs love him as their "Genius billionaire investor at home".

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 18, 2023 09:53:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10f1iwf/this_is_one_of_the_apes_countless_delusions_the/j4v9ujs/

Buy the bubble, sell the pop. Funko Pop. Bullish for GME.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 18, 2023 09:39:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10f65p9/completely_unhinged/j4v32em/

It didn't bring them wealth, but it charged their sense of self-worth. They became part of a community where their voices were heard and upvoted, no matter how brainless the take. The real investment is the friends they made on the way.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 18, 2023 08:48:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10eo9zs/a_new_beginning/j4v1ia4/

Funko Pops are just cheap knockoffs of Japanese Nendoroids, highly detailed poseable big-headed figurines of pop culture characters. True weebs would buy Nendoroids, which are often in the $80+ range. Alibaba sells those -and- convincing (and not so convincing) knockoffs for <$20. In Asia, Funko pops are like a fashion watch that's cheaper than a Rolex, yet arguably still not as good as many fake Rolexes. Sure, someone might collect them, but there's much more desireable offerings in that market.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 18, 2023 08:36:34
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10ewzi3/think_she_will_post_my_confession_i_wouldnt_want/j4tl6b0/

Nope, I refuse to let her do secrets. That is Ashelnok’s job 😂 And people actually like her.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 17, 2023 22:54:37
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10ej8iz/this_is_just_a_psa_to_my_girlies_in_here_please/j4tkhwn/

Looks like a big ole leech 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 17, 2023 22:49:15
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10ewau0/buying_fake_turquoise_and_concho_belts_from/j4tkbzd/

I feel like she’s got a Yellowstone moment coming on. She thinks she’s a bad ass like Beth.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 17, 2023 22:47:56
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10ew056/really/j4tjrej/

I don’t know who this dude is but I’m willing to bet many women aren’t choosing him as a partner whether they are on BC or not. He looks like he’s about ready to pour the koolaid.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 17, 2023 22:43:27
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10eeqqp/prediction_for_the_2023_storyline/j4qn1fg/

Apes will somehow make it work in their heads. Before the BBBY rugpull, there were a lot of anti-semitic Apes that were upfront about being willing to give Ryan Cohen the benefit of the doubt as 'one of the good ones' that was helping them take down 'others of his kind'. Q-Anoners cheering on Alibaba as their one hope to take down China and establish GMErica does have massive self-inflicted mental abuse vibes. Like Padme saying how much she loves Vader after watching him cut down a room full of children.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 17, 2023 11:19:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10dwft8/first_theory_gamestop_expanding_to_china/j4pbuib/

> You don't need to buy shares of a Chinese company to do business in China. But you -do- have to partner with a Chinese-owned, China-based company as your proxy to do business in China. This is why copyright law is such a headache in China. Many foreign businesses have been backstabbed by their Chinese partner by taking all their trade secrets and spinning off a separate Chinese-only copycat business that steals all the market share, and when the foreign company complains, the Chinese government sides with the Chinese company.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 17, 2023 03:50:36
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10dwft8/first_theory_gamestop_expanding_to_china/j4p2v0q/

Plus the Chinese are known to buy games and movies for full price at retail stores, instead of pirating everything imaginable.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 17, 2023 01:56:12
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10dx219/first_reactions_to_baba_news_meltdowns_disbelief/j4p2jss/

Maybe if the labor was somehow tied to spending hours on end TikTok dancing and MOBA playing?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 17, 2023 01:52:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10dx219/first_reactions_to_baba_news_meltdowns_disbelief/j4p2b4h/

Plus China has a stake in it, so all the imagined crime and manipulation that they cry about 100% applies to BABA. If Apes even try a MOASS play, they're going to get rugpulled hard by the PRC. Just look how China ended BABA's bull run by vanishing Jack Ma.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 17, 2023 01:49:54
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10e0exu/lord/j4ocpal/

Every type of love she’s in a choke hold over is unrealistic, dramatic and toxic. Also, good grief, shower, I can smell you over here. 🤮

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 16, 2023 22:03:54
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10dhod4/incase_anyone_missed_her_big_country_music_video/j4nkj8j/

Does that dress have shoulder pads?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 16, 2023 18:43:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10df8kd/and_then_all_the_passengers_cheered/j4m0jgx/

Go on a long rant about being Kenny's right-hand man and how he's almost out of ammo from all that sub's solidarity and how bots were secretly the only hope to break their morale and release their death-grip on shares, otherwise MOASS was happening in 7.41 days, just as Ryan Cohen predicted in a disguised poop tweet, then get real close to the flight attendant's ear and gently whisper, "...And no one will ever believe you."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 16, 2023 12:48:39
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10d3ubp/these_weirdos_are_creepy_af/j4l7vcy/

Apes analyze their favorite movies like they analyze stocks. They obsess over tiny feel-good moments, without reflecting on what actually happens in the movie. Braveheart?... All their speeches on holding strong for freedom and victory. William Wallace has his intestines drawn out while he's crying for freedom. Avengers?... All their Thanos quotes on being 'inevitable' badasses that will snap away the wealth of global elites. Literally everyone gangs up on Thanos to stop him, and they win. Titanic? Old Lady Rose diamond-handing the most valuable thing in the world for decades. She ends up immediately yeeting it into the ocean because its material value is meaningless to her.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 16, 2023 09:40:15
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10d871p/god_tier_dd_dfvs_brother_announced_bbby_moass_for/j4l24fp/

What's so weird about BBBY's stock price going to the moon because the older brother of a guy that made money off a completely different stock ticker turned on mirroring for his webcam? You're just jealous that the bear case for BBBY doesn't have hard-hitting DD like this.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 16, 2023 08:54:41
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10dcusn/bbbaggies_hype_5_on_a_smaller_german_exchange_but/j4kyosw/

Making profit off a price difference. German Apes stupidly pump the price of BBBY shares on their exchange to be higher than the US price, so you're guaranteed money if you can buy BBBY shares in the US to sell to the German Apes. It's as simple as shorting BBBY on the German exchange whenever it gets higher than the US price when the NYSE is closed, then covering at US prices when the US market opens.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 16, 2023 08:24:27
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/10cpig6/how_many_has_its_brianna_m_blocked_just_because/j4h703o/

I complimented her on how polite her son was in a video and that she and his dad were doing something right. blocked 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on January 15, 2023 13:31:48
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10cfixq/carl_icahn_likes_wine_when_ryan_cohen_met_him_he/j4g2xuw/

"All you weirdos trying to bring us food and get us out just make us want to dig in and eat more corpses."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 15, 2023 08:56:41
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10cfixq/carl_icahn_likes_wine_when_ryan_cohen_met_him_he/j4g2nft/

They'd buy themselves a balaclava if they weren't so deep in the stock.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 15, 2023 08:54:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10cfixq/carl_icahn_likes_wine_when_ryan_cohen_met_him_he/j4g2bsi/

Yeah, but that's just a movie and make-believe. Like in the live action GI Joe movie, where they blew up an iceberg fortress and all the pieces of iceberg sunk to the bottom of the sea.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 15, 2023 08:51:18
/r/manga/comments/10c8iie/disc_cockroachan_by_uryuuminene18_ch_710/j4fc7f9/

It's mostly a myth. It comes from Hiroshima and Nagasaki, where roaches came out in droves to feed on the corpses of people who died from burns and wounds after the blast. They're a lot more resistant than humans and they multiply fast, but they'd get cooked like the rest of us if hit with a nuke.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/manga on January 15, 2023 03:32:56
/r/funny/comments/10c6w2e/my_local_walmart_yall/j4fay69/

It's an ancient meme, from pre-2000 internet forums, as a joke for "I came here to say this."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on January 15, 2023 03:16:07
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10b2bgk/when_the_market_place_is_such_a_shit_hole_even/j4f7k71/

Becoming the foundation of a tokenized stock exchange was something hyped as a selling point of Loopring coin by the Loopring team. Apes took that and ran with it, even though Gamestop running a centralized stock exchange using a centralized cryptocoin would never bring them any closer to their decentralized finance utopia.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 15, 2023 02:32:24
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10b2bgk/when_the_market_place_is_such_a_shit_hole_even/j4f6p99/

If they keep changing out cult members with dumber and crazier people, at what point are we no longer debating our rivals and archnemeses, but bullying the severely handicapped?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 15, 2023 02:21:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10c38s7/this_is_a_perfectly_reasonable_thing_to_do_and/j4f0nkv/

Which group though? After Order 66 (Jan 2021) and the Knights of Ren (Splitividend 2022) cut down all the Jedi, the current batch just isn't the same.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 15, 2023 01:11:34
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10c80a0/she_just_said_on_her_live_she_doesnt_do_sports/j4efmkg/

THANK YOU. Grapes are so dirty. Once again, worried about food killing us but serving up processed foods and dirty produce.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 14, 2023 22:10:28
/r/GilmoreGirls/comments/10bga2l/what_is_this_still_from_it_looks_like_lorelei/j4edb0x/

Nah, she was in it. Just a short cameo.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/GilmoreGirls on January 14, 2023 21:52:26
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10c38s7/this_is_a_perfectly_reasonable_thing_to_do_and/j4dnkmq/

"Size matters not." -Yoda, on GME Bagholders

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 14, 2023 18:49:15
/r/DefNoodles/comments/101a5tl/so_close_to_having_a_genuine_moment_of_reflection/j4dm04j/

His dad was the top executive for Warner Brothers in latin america, though I believe that he's now retired (and from other influencers covering him, he has dementia/Alzheimer's). Def came from money, and he had a lucky streak going for him, but he really messed things up with his meltdown.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/DefNoodles on January 14, 2023 18:38:43
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10c2co2/sigh_who_even_is_this_doesnt_even_look_like_you/j4dlpq6/

She is looking rough. Instead of spending so much on her extensions she should invest in some retinol and vitamin c. Botox ain’t gonna get rid of those poks on her cheeks.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 14, 2023 18:36:46
/r/manga/comments/10bpey3/disc_tying_the_knot_with_an_amagami_sister_78/j4diqcg/

The '-ahi' is a coincidence, though like most manga, the girls all have a common thread to their names. The girls are all named after a time of day. Asahi is 'morning/sunrise princess' (think 'hi' like in 'hime') and Shirahi is 'white day'. Yuna is named after the evening, Yae for night, and Mahiru for noon.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/manga on January 14, 2023 18:16:37
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10bua0o/apes_lie_every_time/j4cpm5q/

The real trick is to figure out what it means for Apes. Terms like "confirmation bias", "fundamentals", "idiosyncratic risk", and "shill" mean almost the opposite to them.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 14, 2023 15:00:22
/r/Omaha/comments/10bve6c/bill_introduced_to_ban_crt_and_reviewremove/j4co67g/

She’s also a moron.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on January 14, 2023 14:50:37
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/10bt3cy/demps_and_her_daughters_father_had_court_yesterday/j4chekd/

If you terminate rights there are very few states that will continue the order. The very few that don’t will order a lump sum and then that’s it. Then of course you lose rights to inheritance or ever seeing your child again. My bio father terminated rights and was in the services. It also removes the parent who terminates rights name from the birth certificate.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on January 14, 2023 14:05:02
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10bckpe/ape_claims_mlk_would_be_on_their_side_immediately/j49jjxk/

As one Ape put it, "Meltdown is racism of the mind"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 13, 2023 21:41:50
/r/AskReddit/comments/10b0efb/to_any_creatives_out_there_you_might_have_heard/j47pade/

Fair point, tbf it doesn't create paintings yet but there is already another AI doing that too.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AskReddit on January 13, 2023 14:11:00
/r/AskReddit/comments/10b0efb/to_any_creatives_out_there_you_might_have_heard/j47arxc/

How do you think it could be evolving it?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AskReddit on January 13, 2023 12:42:36
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/109hrd9/we_r_so_fukt/j42iz1o/

The photo is of a real Ape showing off, the backstory is copypasta-tier DD peer-reviewed by this sub. The original photo was an Ape flexing his big DRS update, while posting something like "I can't wait for my tendies, so I bought my own.", with all those raw chickens being his temporary chicken-tendies until the MOASS version arrives for him. Because deep down he knew how cringe his post would be and how the internet will laugh at him forever, he put a luchador mask on to hide his identity.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 12, 2023 13:58:30
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10a4fg8/back_to_copying_tara_with_the_sad_amazon_purchases/j4237ag/

That T-shirt and daddy issues hat are the only two things she wears out of those clothes. 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 12, 2023 12:23:04
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/10a1at5/charles_ressler/j41vo48/

Neither Charles nor Ophelia are worth wasting breath about. They’re both pretty equal on the ick scale.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on January 12, 2023 11:36:26
/r/itsbriannam/comments/109kzaj/we_arent_obsessed_fans_your_name_is_literally_in/j41u9lz/

These eyebrows are atrocious. They go WAY too far to the bridge of her nose. Oh, and Bri, honey. You know names. You’re not some badass. You know you look people up when you ban them. You’ve probably got a little black book of our names, since you can’t keep a man around long enough to write his name in it. Now you keep being a fan, girl. 😉🥰

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 12, 2023 11:27:33
/r/gifs/comments/109rys4/miss_ukraine_national_costume_on_miss_universe/j40r0cf/

You lost the Activision-Blizzard execs after the first sentence.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gifs on January 12, 2023 06:13:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/109qerl/this_meme_was_made_and_upvoted_by_apes_but_it/j40omdg/

Many Apes that come in here to argue for their positions' honor are actually 'rational', they just have a completely wrong view of how the stock market works because of all the made-up bullshit that their sub pumps as fact. That's why they have their busted 'buy, hold, DRS' mantra, when that's not how stock prices are pumped. They think that it's a buying vs. selling tug-of-war that affects a stock's price up or down, when it's not. It's buys and sells pairing up together at price points either above or below the current market price that make the price go up and down. Thus, buying can make the price go down if buying below market price, just as sells can raise the price if selling above market price. Apes that are deep in the cult still haven't figured this out after two years of spending their waking lives talking about stocks.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 12, 2023 05:42:30
/r/itsbriannam/comments/109ecx4/in_case_you_missed_it/j3xzrrx/

I dye my eyebrows because they are so light it doesn’t look like I have any 😂 It’s not as noticeable if I have my glasses on because I love big frames, but if I don’t have them on it looks like I have nothing.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 11, 2023 16:02:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/1096e6f/the_2_dollar_squeeze_is_huge_lets_forgot_we_are_70/j3wyit1/

They're done. They fired their Chief Transformation Officer, switched consulting firms to AlixPartners, and have accelerated store closures.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 11, 2023 12:16:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/108bhmd/it_was_a_good_ride_with_you_shills_until_today/j3wiuan/

You just exposed their turnaround strategy. No stores = cashflow neutral. Promises made, promises kept.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 11, 2023 10:39:09
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/108mbdo/gross/j3v4zcb/

And even if they get a crazy buyer like Elon that wants to throw around 'fuck you, I bought you out and now you're fired' money, there's no way they're paying MOASS money when they could just have the same fun massively overbidding at $3/share to dunk on anyone and everyone at the company.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 11, 2023 02:09:18
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/108jjtj/bagholder_announces_sale_of_gme_shares/j3v37tn/

Plus he rambles on that he thinks that his wife is trying to kill him in order to collect his life insurance policy and all his Gamestop shares. Imagine how the eventual "Honey, we need to stop putting money into GME" conversation will go.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 11, 2023 01:49:06
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10892is/we_did_not_achieve_our_goals/j3u82e9/

It's funny how they always get duped into doing the opposite of a sensible play. Same with AMC Apes and their two tickers. $APE should be the one to hold long and $AMC should be the one to short for when their prices meet in the middle, but nearly all of them have sold their $APE to hold their $AMC, and are all crying betrayal now that the stock merge is happening.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 10, 2023 21:25:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10892is/we_did_not_achieve_our_goals/j3tm0ej/

I wonder who (other than BBBY Apes) would buy, knowing that 80M shares are about to be diluted down to 680M. Oh, that's right. Short sellers looking to exit at pennies on the dollar.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 10, 2023 18:52:50
/r/itsbriannam/comments/108d3m4/the_amount_of_second_hand_embarrassment_i_just/j3rxu2j/

She dances like my Mema 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 10, 2023 12:45:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/107u2u9/hes_not_a_meltdowner_but_he_got_the_hate/j3pj7p4/

I always thought that logical fallacy lists were 'interesting but dumb' as in 'okay, so that one might get some people, but who would fall for this obvious one'? But "No one is selling!" is a prime example of getting trapped in a circular logic loop. "No one is selling because they know that their shares are worth more tomorrow than they're worth today, and their shares will be worth more tomorrow than they are today because no one is selling." Only simple-brains that can't think outside of those two lines would get trapped in between them and not imagine a different outcome unfolding.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 9, 2023 23:21:25
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/107ttpv/bbby_ape_hype_speech/j3ph1jr/

It exists, OP simply googled 'gamma ramp' and got that, which is a snippet on how to write code for controlling a device's gamma in terms of the spectrum of colored light emitted (color vs brightness) and not gamma in terms of stocks (price change in relation to the price's change). Their hard-hitting DD doesn't even bother to figure out what words mean and what other people trying to educate people on in 'gamma tutorials'.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 9, 2023 23:03:20
/r/Omaha/comments/107tr8p/weekly_premade_meal_service/j3orzaf/

Home Eats with Kelsi. She’s on FB.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on January 9, 2023 20:05:05
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/106yigl/blood_bath_earnings_about_36_hours_from_now_any/j3kwstv/

"No one will have to buy them because with negative book value, a company gets paid to take them!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 9, 2023 01:58:58
/r/itsbriannam/comments/106xof8/did_anyone_catch_her_main_getting_banned_today/j3jekyq/

You know she is just shitting bricks every time this happens. It’s the only reason she’s putting content on her backup. She knows. 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 8, 2023 18:56:15
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/105wftc/wanted_missing_last_seen_over_4_months_holding/j3hrhc8/

He... swaps his shares in the dark pool and has gone full shill?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 8, 2023 12:52:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/106ksoj/rcs_babies_r_us_acquisition_is_cancelled_its/j3hj36l/

You're just using that conspiracy to drown out how you casually used the word 'global', when the Earth is not shaped like a globe.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 8, 2023 11:58:55
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/1066oie/whos_blocked_you_why/j3fw3h4/

Brianna. I commented that her son was polite and that she and his father were doing a good job raising him to be a gentleman. Boom, banned. If that doesn’t tell you all you need to know about her, idk what does.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on January 8, 2023 02:03:54
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10533xe/ope/j3ahelb/

They’re both trash.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 6, 2023 22:48:05
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/1054229/everyone_on_your_knees/j38pu8v/

It's a bedsheet/textile company. They sell direct to hotels, cruises, and hospitals, as well directly to retailers like Target and Walmart. There's no reason for Icahn to 'boost sales' by buying up a collapsing brick and mortar chain with billions in debt.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 6, 2023 15:28:28
/r/itsbriannam/comments/104vt2s/this_one_wasnt_up_long_because_the_comments_were/j37pcyz/

She’s the one asking random men on the internet to put a baby in her.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 6, 2023 11:48:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/104ac1q/holy_moly_holy_moly_bbby_filing_for_bankruptcy/j35186v/

Cohen's arc has groomed him into the mentality of a scuffed Elon Musk. Similar to Elon, he got lucky with his first startup being overhyped and was overpaid in a massive buyout. Even though he didn't have a successful Paypal investment to rocket him into multi-billionairedom, he still goes through life thinking that he has the Midas Touch in making businesses succeed and knows that he has a rabid fanclub that'll throw money in whatever direction that he vaguely points his nose at.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 5, 2023 21:08:00
/r/itsbriannam/comments/104hdoj/a_ton_of_influencers_have_been_shilling_this/j350n7e/

YUP! I discussed this with my GI doctor and she said they have had so many people come in and ask or people just start it. She’s very crunchy and not one to push meds and said, “These people are idiots.” 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 5, 2023 21:03:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/104ac1q/holy_moly_holy_moly_bbby_filing_for_bankruptcy/j34zrsn/

BBBY giving up is FUD. Even if the company goes bankrupt, APES could trade shares back and forth between themselves in increasing amounts until they reach $1,000,000 and beyond!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 5, 2023 20:57:53
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/104ac1q/holy_moly_holy_moly_bbby_filing_for_bankruptcy/j3475aa/

Watch who you call a regard, regard.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 5, 2023 17:49:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/103z3lq/bbby_aka_blood_bath_and_bankruptcy_lol_moam_is/j33siki/

No, clearly he's wishing us well.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 5, 2023 16:19:29
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/1044zqx/saw_this_over_in_the_going_out_of_business/j337vo6/

That's the problem with degenerate gamblers though. "I already live paycheck-to-paycheck, so I can afford to put all my savings into this YOLO to escape", when those savings (if spent on smarter things) -were- their path to getting out.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 5, 2023 14:17:31
/r/itsbriannam/comments/10463gw/today_years_old_when_i_realized_the_guy_who/j33287k/

My brother’s first year of coaching high school football he had a kid drop after a tackle. Vaxxing wasn’t an issue then and this kid was perfectly healthy. They weren’t able to bring him back, and that trauma is something my brother still deals with 10+ years later. To see her throw around this BS when we have no idea what happened and he’s still not out of the woods is disgusting. She’s no better than Brianna.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 5, 2023 13:44:25
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/10412qv/there_aint_no_down_enjoy_the_meltdown_christmas/j331e8d/

Worshipping certain rich individuals as saints that are looking out for them has always been a thing that's baked into our culture. That's why as far back as you look in Youtube, social media, even late night TV infomercials, there's always some person grifting as having tons of self-made wealth and selling their plan to help others get onboard to 'get rich like them'.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 5, 2023 13:39:29
/r/itsbriannam/comments/104359o/for_science_girl_smfh/j32m30f/

I didn’t think she believed in science.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 5, 2023 12:09:16
/r/tifu/comments/103on9m/tifu_by_accidentally_masturbating_to_a_picture_of/j30w565/

He should be sorry for not giving us sauce.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tifu on January 5, 2023 02:44:34
/r/itsbriannam/comments/103he50/this_your_big_news_a_new_code_to_hand_out_lmao/j2zu44k/

Haha….like she reads. 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 4, 2023 21:09:32
/r/itsbriannam/comments/103bn0m/_/j2xzh1t/

Hot damn!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 4, 2023 14:02:58
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/102okdw/whos_gonna_tell_him/j2vps1h/

Somehow Apes failed to notice when Elon Musk recently bought up every share of Twitter, a new elite class was created overnight from single-share holders counteroffering with "Tut, Tut, Mr. Musk... I'm not giving you my share unless you give me $1,000,000,000 for it." and Elon reluctantly agreeing to their terms.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 4, 2023 02:10:36
/r/itsbriannam/comments/102rpt3/this_is_so_embarrassing_for_her/j2vd86n/

Wearing a Daddy hat is a 🚩for me. Grow up.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 3, 2023 23:59:52
/r/itsbriannam/comments/102o36t/new_profile_pic/j2uivag/

I swear they always pop up when I’m checking out at Target. My face every time: 😬😳

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 3, 2023 20:08:15
/r/itsbriannam/comments/102o9xe/_/j2uigxm/

The PH alone has gotta be deadly

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 3, 2023 20:05:24
/r/itsbriannam/comments/102ng2y/imagine_needing_to_run_to_men_you_dont_know_on/j2ui50c/

She’s “here” because she makes bad decisions. After so many of these failing relationships/situationships/one night stands, you have to look within. If this is a problem you keep having over and over again, then you’re probably to blame for some of it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 3, 2023 20:03:02
/r/resumes/comments/zu5b9p/updated_freshman_design_resume/j2srczk/

With where and how she used it and the field she's in, I think it's ok.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/resumes on January 3, 2023 13:25:45
/r/itsbriannam/comments/102az3s/examples_of_her_misinformation/j2smna8/

I kind of want to make an account and repost all of these duets people post where they are calling her out 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 3, 2023 12:56:23
/r/itsbriannam/comments/102c0tv/yall_know_the_ick_challenge_on_tt_i_wanna_do_one/j2sd6on/

The gum chewing. That “dance” she created that one time that looked like a bad cheerleader interview.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 3, 2023 11:57:25
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/101w282/apes_talk_about_how_they_will_help_humanity_when/j2rr479/

After all these losses in the market, they can just delete their trading app's cache and load their last good save point.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 3, 2023 09:25:34
/r/itsbriannam/comments/101uydd/bri_fantasizes_this/j2q6ujj/

![gif](giphy|kEuehzXptELHG)

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 2, 2023 23:10:34
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/101jc7f/apes_are_getting_nervous_about_2023/j2onms3/

But Occam's razor only looks at the simplest solution, and a 5D-chess player like Cohen would know that. Arkham's Safety Scissors says that Cohen hasn't triggered MOASS by now because he's -pretending- that there's no MOASS to trigger, faking hedgies into a false sense of security to double down more with short-sales, so when he does flip the switch, the MOASS will be -that much- bigger.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 2, 2023 16:51:46
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/101kqr9/shareholders_employees/j2okybz/

They're like toddlers that can't imagine a point of view other than their own. That's why they think that all memestock companies share their interest in having their stock go to a bajillion dollars from nobody selling and the float being locked. A smart company looking out for its own interests would dilute and sell shares aggressively on any bull run to pad its bank account, and not let the stock moon, allow Apes to exit (and never look back), and -then- cash in after the stock has cratered back to normal prices.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 2, 2023 16:34:25
/r/funny/comments/101anz8/we_got_given_a_toilet_light_but_its_stuck_on_red/j2nj26s/

It's what tongues are for.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on January 2, 2023 12:31:15
/r/funny/comments/101anz8/we_got_given_a_toilet_light_but_its_stuck_on_red/j2nix6f/

But I don't want to pee and poo anywhere else but in the toilet bowl.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on January 2, 2023 12:30:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/1013mdj/ape_doesnt_realise_what_numbers_mean/j2ndz8j/

Which highlights how big of a cult it is. Ryan says absolutely nothing, one Ape randomly cries out "His blinking means that we need to DRS, then convert to book!", and all of them pile into that narrative like lemmings off a cliff.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 2, 2023 11:58:04
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/1014uvv/its_the_ultimate_showdown_of_ultimate_destiny/j2nd1pn/

No, because with the way the stock price has been going, that makes them look like dummies. By lying about the motive, they're now martyrs.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 2, 2023 11:51:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/100mqzx/the_amazon_of_cinemas/j2m91mg/

AMC is just short-selling banks by $5 billion. When the banks go bankrupt, they won't have to pay anything.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 2, 2023 05:42:32
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/100mqzx/the_amazon_of_cinemas/j2m8otz/

Imagine how your dishes will taste afterwards.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 2, 2023 05:37:35
/r/itsbriannam/comments/100y2aj/imagine_making_5463000_videos_because_a_guy_you/j2kqt3s/

She needs to read that book she just bought about attachment issues post haste. Spend less time making the same video over and over and more time on figuring out why you are the way you are.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 1, 2023 20:30:07
/r/itsbriannam/comments/100vh0i/i_think_bri_bri_saw_my_video_about_chewing_gum/j2k9k84/

What is going on with her eye makeup? It looks like spiders 😂 🕷️

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on January 1, 2023 18:25:23
/r/Omaha/comments/100subs/where_can_i_legally_or_illegally_get_rid_of_a/j2jo4mu/

Is it in good shape? There are several organizations in Omaha that will pick up mattresses if they are free of stains and still usable.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on January 1, 2023 15:58:53
/r/Omaha/comments/100kwqu/whats_the_actual_deal_with_the_mayors_living/j2j16w5/

Any other job would fire you for being gone as much as she is. She shouldn’t be held at a higher level just because of her position.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on January 1, 2023 13:31:52
/r/gifs/comments/100a65g/slow_motion_missiles_detonating/j2iun4q/

If you're a ginger, you're genetically more sensitive to pain and more resistant to painkillers.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gifs on January 1, 2023 12:48:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/100jm4j/there_is_no_counterdd/j2iknkp/

They don't care about the few cents that dividend stocks pay. They've whipped themselves up that dividends lead to short squeezes, so they cling to random dying companies hoping that they'd just 'announce a dividend' to moon the stock.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 1, 2023 11:36:39
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/100jm4j/there_is_no_counterdd/j2ik2hs/

Nope. I think the BBBY hype is based on Icahn hyping around that time that he's found an underpriced gem to invest and go long in, but won't say more until the price is where he wants. BBBY Apes saw the lunch photo, took in the fact that Icahn said that GME was overpriced, and decided that the stock was BBBY, and not some other company like Amazon, Apple, or Microsoft that's been getting punched in the nuts lately.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 1, 2023 11:32:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/100jm4j/there_is_no_counterdd/j2ijjsn/

They think that as shareholders of BBBY, they will own stake in Baby if they ever spin or sell it off. It's the same entitlement they have with NFTs. They think that if they own an NFT, they will control any and all royalties for anything that happens on that blockchain.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 1, 2023 11:28:14
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/100gyze/its_like_trying_to_find_logic_in_a_fever_dream/j2idnis/

But to prevent crime, it'll all be done via the blockchain, so expect to pay gas fees for every little thing you do. Unless you have a PowerUp Rewards membership. Because Cohen cares about the little people.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 1, 2023 10:42:26
/r/pics/comments/100cstf/definitely_not_two_undercover_nypd_officers/j2hgrnv/

Still doesn't explain why they always look like thumbs.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/pics on January 1, 2023 03:55:26
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/100bcl9/apes_never_ban_bears/j2h2v07/

This is terrible FUD. Don't tell me that we're all going to be meltdown-bagholding because BBBY Apes have been so dumb that they've been piling into the wrong stock ticker...

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on January 1, 2023 00:54:21
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zzn0iz/when_i_say_i_ran_here_and_tripped_on_my_way_i/j2gevhw/

Sadly she isn’t headed to Nashville. Our dreams are dashed 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 31, 2022 21:12:26
/r/instant_regret/comments/zzte6l/she_got_kombuchad/j2fxdt6/

Yes, that's what they're made of.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/instant_regret on December 31, 2022 18:57:53
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zzzl5d/peer_reviewed_astrology/j2fo353/

Earnings per Share? No. Gamestop only deals out Doom per Share.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 31, 2022 17:47:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/1001mbv/be_on_the_lookout_for_goose_related_catalysts/j2fh5t4/

These posts are even more hilarious if you assume that they are 100% true and work backwards from Cohen's point of view. "Hmm.. What should I tweet about today? Ryan Kagy tweets about Cyber Geese, so Gamestop should make a Cyber Goose NFT like Bored Apes which will make us billions! With a MOASS-causing idea like this, how should I announce it? Let me see... This will be my 177th tweet and everyone knows .177 is used for shooting geese, so actually, I can tweet about anything and my message will get across! Let me tweet about Covid not being real!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 31, 2022 16:56:00
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zzwlc0/so_close_yet_so_far_away_apes_shockingly_allow_a/j2ffk5b/

They have more cash at the end of Q3 than at the start. For Q3 they increased their cash reserves by $200 million, but added $680 to their debt.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 31, 2022 16:44:20
/r/legaladvice/comments/1001421/class_c_misdemeanor_for_traffic_accident_in_texas/j2eu33h/

Do you recommend trying to get rid of it or just mentioning it in the interview process when trying to get hired?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/legaladvice on December 31, 2022 14:09:35
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zzn0iz/when_i_say_i_ran_here_and_tripped_on_my_way_i/j2eqjjr/

She also just posted her and her sister on a plane. I would absolutely die if they were headed to Nashville. ☠️

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 31, 2022 13:45:10
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zzn0iz/when_i_say_i_ran_here_and_tripped_on_my_way_i/j2e2a8j/

Right? So much for being chased 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 31, 2022 11:01:03
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zzrals/hedgies_weve_lost_bc_amc_is_a_fundamentals_play/j2dts82/

Their broken-brain logic gives them the same reason that they think Ryan Cohen is still returning to BBBY. He sold all his calls and shares so he can lure in more short sellers and then buy back in later to squeeze them out even harder.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 31, 2022 09:57:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zzrals/hedgies_weve_lost_bc_amc_is_a_fundamentals_play/j2dtamm/

"Adam Aron and AMC" is like "Amen". AMC Apes say it all the time without ever questioning what it means.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 31, 2022 09:54:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zzmolk/new_dd_rc_tweet_numbers_directly_proportional_to/j2czjqs/

The Real DD? The Ape that came up with this theory is trying to appeal to Cohen's massive ego to follow it and shut the fuck up for a few days, since his one December tweet is a massive hot-take on Covid denialism.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 31, 2022 04:15:32
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zzh6te/we_need_to_rename_this_sub_bbby_meltdown_one_of/j2cmf42/

As someone who isn't banned, I'd throw in a bet to get myself a synthetic Get out of Ban Free voucher.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 31, 2022 01:29:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zzmrcm/thousands_of_apes_legitimately_believe_hedge/j2cm4lb/

The extreme hype behind this stupidity has been causing Apes to buy up shares again like never before. It will definitely bring them disappointment and meltdowns far beyond what we saw when The Splitividend turned into absolutely nothing.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 31, 2022 01:26:38
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zzg667/itd_be_a_shame_if_the_railing_gave_way/j2bj2tc/

I hate that bar. It’s full of girls just like her.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 30, 2022 19:59:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zzan8o/tinfoil_cohen_strikes_again/j2bfmbk/

Cohen is definitely pushing his beliefs onto this Twitter fandom like Elon, to try to leverage his wealth into fame into government and social policy change, and GME Apes are reading (and ignoring) whatever they want. Cohen is in the same boat as Elon Musk regarding COVID. He hates COVID policies that require billionaires and business owners to pay employees to work from home when healthy or stay at home when sick, and he blames giving the poors stimulus money as the reason why inflation is so high now. That's what he means by 'has inflation cured covid?' He's basically saying that people should shut up about covid already because crushing inflation was caused by making covid a thing. Ryan Cohen's a just another gross billionaire that has nothing but 'fuck the poor' hottakes like Elon, not some liberal champion for the downtrodden that half the GME Apes believe he is.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 30, 2022 19:34:31
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zz8awo/not_mama_cherry_profiting_off_of_covid_lmaooooooo/j2a9nqp/

Oh. Em. Gee. 😂😂😂😂 They are both clowns.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 30, 2022 14:51:36
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zyxvec/jet_fuel_cant_melt_steel_memes/j29yfv1/

It's the exact same theories, just different tickers. The funniest part is that their dying publicly traded company went private via buyout then spinoff, so their positions were liquidated and their shares are now untradeable and worthless, but their Apes are trying to start a movement to pay a few hundred dollars to DRS their worthless OTC shares to corner short sellers.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 30, 2022 13:39:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zz2oh9/bbbaggies_recycle_year_old_hopium_hes_not_coming/j29t3ix/

They start by using words the wrong way as a reverse uno-card for 'no, you' internet debates until those words represent the opposite idea of the true definition (insults like "shill" when they're the ones trying to get people to buy-in for their own personal gain). Once their word definitions are garbled from constant wrong overuse, their grasp of basic concepts start getting muddied from how their use doesn't match what other people are talking about in knowledged circles. ("GME actually has great fundamentals!" when the fundamentals on how the business is operating are shit, and things like short interest, price support and buy-sell ratios that they're actually trying to say are great are technicals) Once their grasp of concepts is broken, then they can reach any conclusion that they want through the power of imagination. "Reverse splits reduce liquidity and cause MOASS? Forward splits also cause MOASS, since the shares become super cheap!... Thus it doesn't matter if the stock splits or doesn't split, it's going to MOASS!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 30, 2022 13:05:52
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zz1hk3/if_she_has_a_job_why_not_just_say_that_no_shame/j29eacf/

She would have to admit that she’s not making enough being a “creator” to have her bills on autopay.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 30, 2022 11:32:45
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zyjbys/found_this_in_a_book_about_bonds/j27mavc/

$1 billion in cash... with [$888 million in unpaid debt](https://fintel.io/fg/us/gme/AccountsPayableCurrent), a debt that increased by $670 million in the past three months. They need money. No stretch.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 30, 2022 00:39:05
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zyn026/gamestop_dividend_is_coming/j278823/

The one thing that they vaguely know about short selling is that short sellers need to pay the balance of a dividend to their lender if they haven't closed. They think that any dividend, no matter how small, will make short sellers scramble to buy shares to exit instead of paying. The funny part is that they also believe that there's a massive amount of naked shorting, which is shorting without securing a share lender. With no share lender, naked short sellers don't owe anyone a dividend payment.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 29, 2022 22:38:36
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zynilm/good_grief_stop_it_already_we_get_it_you_had_big/j2770jf/

Being cheated on also makes you feel that way, Bri. So imagine how your husband and your pastor felt.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 29, 2022 22:29:22
/r/jobs/comments/zy85kk/have_to_take_a_drug_test_for_a_new_job_adderall/j26qb49/

Who has told you it takes that long to verify prescriptions? The company you’re going to work for or the drug testing company? I used to work for a drug testing company, it never took a week for prescription verification.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/jobs on December 29, 2022 20:27:31
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zydiqh/this_is_what_citadel_is_up_against_are_you_guys/j26dsjq/

> didn't have any stock OMG, no locates? Hedgies R fukt!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 29, 2022 18:57:35
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zygbxz/ape_spotted_a_flaw_in_the_gs_business_model/j265uz0/

You can still get games at half price a month after purchase, due to customer adoption rates and the merits of the game, as well as competitor releases. Cyberpunk went on >1/2 price digital discount super fast, as did Gotham Knights. The same pricing pressure that makes physical games super cheap affects digital games, only developers are always earning from every sale, vs. randos reselling with used disc sales.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 29, 2022 18:03:14
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zygnyv/oh_she_mad_mad_shes_alone_for_valentines_day_also/j2643cr/

No respectable farmer is going to give her the time of day. She’s way too high maintenance and shows her crazy too quick 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 29, 2022 17:51:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zygbxz/ape_spotted_a_flaw_in_the_gs_business_model/j2640ah/

They drop costs all the time. Game developers would rather sell their games for <$19.99 online and give Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo their 50% cut as a digital store than for Gamestop to resell a used disc at any price while pocketing 100% of the sale.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 29, 2022 17:50:46
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zyhib3/honey_are_you_seriously_buying_bloom_without_an/j263nhi/

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 29, 2022 17:48:23
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/zybg0a/name_the_tiktoker_that_you_would_love_to_not_see/j263akz/

And some serious therapy. She has issues.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on December 29, 2022 17:45:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zygbxz/ape_spotted_a_flaw_in_the_gs_business_model/j25s6w9/

Drive to a Gamestop. Find a Microsoft Points card. Take it to the register. Sit through the mandatory Gamestop upsell questions. Pay for the MS Points card. Drive back home. Start up the Xbox. Scroll past the 'buy Microsoft Points' online purchase option to find the 'redeem code' option. Scratch the points card to reveal the long alphanumeric serial code. Enter the serial code using your controller's direction pad, repeating if you make any mistakes. Now you are ready to buy a game, and you have helped Gamestop earn a staggering $3 in gift card sales commission fees!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 29, 2022 16:31:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zycdlv/customer_service_delighting_gamers/j25bb7p/

Apes have been waiting for two years saying that they'll keep waiting. Gamestop is just giving their fans what they want.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 29, 2022 14:41:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zycura/onwards_and_upwards/j25abok/

They haven't changed their business model at all, and they're exiting entire countries, meaning that there is -no- profitable market for their business anymore. If there was a profitable Gamestop store, they'd at least keep one in each major city as a profitable holdout. The store shutdowns are now a full retreat into a liquidation spiral.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 29, 2022 14:34:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zxm81w/apes_think_citadel_securities_entire_balance/j22wrz6/

Is it worth it? Put your thing down, flip it and reverse it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 29, 2022 01:45:47
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zxhbql/looks_like_little_brother_was_driving_her_to_work/j20f3za/

Gross. If she used condoms she wouldn’t worry about that.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 28, 2022 14:25:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zwtttn/52_week_low_requires_a_fresh_dose_of_copium_it_is/j1zrsgi/

The early DD on buying Gamestop to shake out the short sellers was made when Gamestop was heavily shorted, and the annual borrow fees for short selling were close to 100% and rising (They're now ~20%). In that situation, it would smarter for a short seller to exit immediately for no profit by buying shares to close than to possibly hold out a full year paying interest fees that would completely wipe out the profit from the short sale while still requiring a share purchase to exit. The cult still believes that there's massive short interest behind the stock and if they can pump the borrowing pressure and fees past infinity, buying up Ape shares for $1,000,000+ each would be 'the better deal' for short sellers, instead of them just defaulting and declaring bankruptcy. There's a lot of 'that's not how any of this works' behind their worship of GME stock

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 28, 2022 11:52:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zxbwvt/alert_to_all_meltdowners_currently_operating/j1zinsj/

This is probably why he failed the identity check and locked his account. By larping as his own best friend.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 28, 2022 10:50:44
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zwtttn/52_week_low_requires_a_fresh_dose_of_copium_it_is/j1zal10/

First off, it'll never happen. Apes think that they can own every share and collectively not sell a single share unless a share is priced at a billion dollars, and that's when all 350 million shares will begin to sell, and that there will be buyers at that price. Apes currently only own about 20% of the shares. The other 80%, held by institutions and hedge funds, will freely sell whenever they want, and they aren't waiting for phone number prices. The market will keep trading away at market prices while Apes wait forever with their handful of shares priced in the price book at a billion dollars that nobody will pay for.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 28, 2022 09:51:49
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zwtttn/52_week_low_requires_a_fresh_dose_of_copium_it_is/j1z920a/

Copioid abuse is a serious issue.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 28, 2022 09:39:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zx2pyg/got_my_hopes_up/j1ykz26/

$7.41, carry the dime then add a nickel. Duh.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 28, 2022 05:19:04
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zw6n6j/lurking_apescomputershare_is_valued_just_at_108b/j1y0nsy/

That's the fun part. ComputerShare now earns money no matter if a DRSed Ape is fed up or doubling down. They make money when Apes exit DRS, they also make money when Apes convert their shares to 'book' DRS.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 28, 2022 00:53:35
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zww4ue/another_home_cooked_mealinteresting_shes_posting/j1xbqg2/

Ahhhhh…..aspartame. Food must not be killing us all today. I think I’ll crack a Diet Coke 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 27, 2022 21:17:53
/r/jobs/comments/zwi6ql/those_of_you_who_make_six_figures_what_do_you_do/j1week7/

That makes sense. Do you mind if I dm you for further questions? Answers or advice from someone who is or was in the field would be amazing. If not, thank you for your help anyway. Much appreciated!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/jobs on December 27, 2022 17:13:13
/r/jobs/comments/zwi6ql/those_of_you_who_make_six_figures_what_do_you_do/j1w50y9/

I'm doing a similar route to OP and this is exactly my plan. Thank you for your response. I get doubts frequently and seeing responses like this give me hope.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/jobs on December 27, 2022 16:09:49
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zwo394/the_infiltration_on_reddit_is_going_as_planned/j1w2gpj/

That's because Cohen changed his twitter profile from 'Chairman of Gamestop' to 'Book King', so it's obvious to them that Book is the way. We just need our Spec Ops Shill Teams to bait Cohen into tweeting about 'his plans' (for GME? for his books? for vacation?) and Apes will be at each others' throats.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 27, 2022 15:52:41
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zwlb2m/whats_the_matter_didnt_get_the_response_you_were/j1vjp67/

I would have no friends at all if anytime I went a week and a half after not talking to them, especially during the holidays, and they blocked and unfriended me. Talk about DrAmA 🙄 He’ll be back up her ass in no time at all.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 27, 2022 13:47:10
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zw5vj1/lets_see/j1uhq60/

Next up she’ll be selling My Pillow with Mike Lindell 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 27, 2022 09:24:33
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zwe4lw/hedge_funds_as_defined_by_the_ape_dictionary/j1ud1yb/

German GME Apes are especially funny because they don't realize that their market doesn't trade GME shares directly, it trades depositary receipts. Every day, after the US market closes, German Apes pump GME on their market super hard, only to watch the price snap back down to match US pricing when the NYSE opens. They see this every day and think that it's hedgie crime, and not simply supply and demand making a correction.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 27, 2022 08:44:18
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zw3hle/me_after_i_just_finished_reading_the_entire/j1u7x3h/

What's a red flag about pointing out that Gamestop's board proudly screams '$120 million in positive cash flow!' when they also added $680 million in debt in the same quarter? If I charge $680 on my credit card and I direct deposit $120 into my bank account, I'm indeed 'cashflow positive'... until the creditors come knocking on my door. Notice how Gamestop no longer says that they're 'debt free'. They have just under $1 billion in cash, but now have $888 million in debt because of this quarter's accounting tricks hiding their $680 million owed.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 27, 2022 07:53:03
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zw0job/future_meltdown_catalyst_date_reminder_we_are_one/j1tynyo/

They aren't personally tied down to the debt, but they'd be better off starting from scratch than trying to secure the future of their $200 million investment that only has $100 million in cash to maneuver that $6 billion in debt.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 27, 2022 05:58:07
/r/Nisekoi/comments/zvncn7/who_is_ysan/j1txznr/

Weekly magazines like the one Nisekoi was in each have one ballot card for readers to place one vote and mail in for favorite character polls. Those polls indirectly tell the author what characters to write arcs for, and even more indirectly tell the magazine which series are more popular to spare them from being discontinued. Y-san bought up pretty much every magazine at every newsstand in his prefecture, single-handedly making Marika the most popular character in the Nisekoi character polls. He also sent Komi a custom-made glass slipper and roses as a 'thank you' for creating Marika on her imaginary birthday. That's why Komi went out of his way to imply that Marika ended up choosing Y-san as her husband and happily-ever after, after Raku turned her down.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Nisekoi on December 27, 2022 05:48:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zw0job/future_meltdown_catalyst_date_reminder_we_are_one/j1tgdff/

It's not even hard to figure out why it's impossible for Cohen or Icahn to buy BBBY. BBBY's entire market cap is only $200 million. Super cheap for billionaires like them... -But- BBBY has over $6 billion in debt attached to it. Enough to put Cohen in the poorhouse and enough to wipe out over 1/3 of Icahn's net worth.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 27, 2022 01:46:10
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zw3rd6/shes_now_peddling_laser_hair_removal_at_home/j1tefxb/

There’s reasons you have to have some education to do laser hair removal. 🙄

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 27, 2022 01:22:47
/r/kdramarecommends/comments/zvua53/dramas_with_satisfying_endings/j1t88pb/

It was a terrible ending that legit made no sense. The writer was trying to shove some kind of moral and ruined the show. If you want to watch it, I would recommend really only episodes 1 - part 15. Don't even bother watching 16, literal trash.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/kdramarecommends on December 27, 2022 00:15:41
/r/Veganforbeginners/comments/zvimr7/the_unbelievable_reality_pigs_2/j1rk0dz/

This needs to have an NSFW tag. OP, you're in the wrong here.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Veganforbeginners on December 26, 2022 16:03:42
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zvtnbr/bet_regret_syndrome/j1rdpm3/

Most Apes aren't just down financially, they've also burned a lot of social bridges by going all-in on stupid meme hype. Roping family members and coworkers in, having arguments with spouses, and destroying savings meant for their children. They've financially and socially isolated themselves. The ones who can suck up their pride will walk away and rebuild, but many others like this Ape just see everything around them ruined by their own hand and think that giving up is the only solution.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 26, 2022 15:16:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zvpg0m/the_madness_ends_today_i_have_left_the_cult/j1rc9o2/

Except for hedge funds infinitely short selling.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 26, 2022 15:04:50
/r/Omaha/comments/zvpke4/clothing_donations/j1qizuc/

Reach out to Omaha Autonomous on FB.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on December 26, 2022 11:31:54
/r/Omaha/comments/zviuvz/costco_kimchi/j1qipsp/

I’ve bought it at Costco before. It’s usually in the same aisle as the packaged lunch meats.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on December 26, 2022 11:29:47
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zv7s5t/cope_seethe_destiny_arrives_all_the_same/j1pntk0/

A lot of BBBY Apes were the most loyal Cohen worshippers, who believed in Cohen as a MOASS catalyst more than GME being a MOASS vehicle, and that's why they went all-in on both. Cohen's rugpull fractured that fanbase, so now the circle of remaining GME Apes is a weird mix of Cohen dick-riders that were too poor to pivot into BBBY to get burned, and the truly delusional GME cultists that think that GME already has the fundamentals and momentum to go to the moon no matter who's running the company.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 26, 2022 06:21:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zvamnk/ape_sub_drama_with_another_ape_sub_claims_its_a/j1pidtk/

Only the OG Shills. Ken's gotten lazy with all the new shills, so a lot of us now have backstories closer to Boy Band members. "The Sexy One", "The Bad Boy", and "The One that Was Hired Because of His Parents"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 26, 2022 04:58:53
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zv1psg/fellow_shill_got_me_the_perfect_gag_gift_for/j1ovofm/

If we own all the books, Apes will be forced to pay us $1,000,000,000 per copy.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 25, 2022 23:54:06
/r/antiwork/comments/zv5osw/never_work_at_hobby_lobby/j1ojbdh/

Life is too short to work a shitty job.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/antiwork on December 25, 2022 21:55:40
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zuotx5/is_her_account_gone_or_did_i_finally_get_blocked/j1nwawb/

That’s all I can think of. I haven’t commented on hers in months. I wished him merry Christmas 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 25, 2022 18:31:45
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zuxu7h/gamestop_logic/j1mx1oi/

They did sticker over it. The tags show the print date and the expensive used price is -newer-

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 25, 2022 13:49:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zuxu7h/gamestop_logic/j1mwreo/

The higher preowned price is the newer price tag. The tags show the print date.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 25, 2022 13:47:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zuxu7h/gamestop_logic/j1mwfhc/

It's not. The sticker has the printing date, and the expensive used game is actually a -newer- tag.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 25, 2022 13:44:34
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zuotx5/is_her_account_gone_or_did_i_finally_get_blocked/j1mung4/

I figured it out. She obviously watches Eddie’s page. 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 25, 2022 13:30:49
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zuotx5/is_her_account_gone_or_did_i_finally_get_blocked/j1mck0x/

The hilarious thing is that I haven’t posted anything negative on her page. Ever. I’ve questioned her on somethings, but that was months ago. 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 25, 2022 11:06:06
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zuwkrd/he_about_died_at_the_bar/j1m0k80/

Their Accounts Payable line exploded from $200M to $888M this past quarter. That's why they're cash positive and back to $1B in cash. They put $600M on credit.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 25, 2022 09:14:33
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zuwkrd/he_about_died_at_the_bar/j1lx2ez/

They have $1.2B in cash as of the recent earnings... but they also now have $888 million in short-term debt. GME's board is doing braindead accounting tricks just to be able to say that they're 'cashflow positive with over $1B in cash', and Apes are falling for it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 25, 2022 08:36:39
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zu8eed/how_long_is_this_going_to_go_on_for/j1l0mgm/

I could see Gamestop going the way of RadioShack, some random youtuber buying up the trademark post-bankruptcy and using its official twitter account to insult people's mothers.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 25, 2022 00:43:50
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zumuhz/but_you_dont_carry_it_well/j1kipyb/

I can’t even find her account

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 24, 2022 21:38:11
/r/resumes/comments/zu5b9p/updated_freshman_design_resume/j1jezma/

Could I also have a template version as well! It looks great.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/resumes on December 24, 2022 16:04:15
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zu7ogj/ape_is_getting_a_masters_in_disseminating/j1iyrt4/

The GPU idea would've never worked during the crypto boom for the same reason selling that launch of Xbox-X's and PS5's never fixed the company. They were too rare to stock in every single store at all times to be a steady revenue stream, and when they did sell, the margin was way too low.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 24, 2022 14:10:20
/r/tifu/comments/zu068n/tifu_by_purchasing_an_adult_toy_with_terrible/j1ipklt/

So... I heard that you like earning nickels?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tifu on December 24, 2022 13:06:24
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zuddoh/ape_gets_excluded_as_creator_for_the_used_jpeg/j1ingut/

"Who, Ryan Cohen? The guy that tweeted twice in a week at 8:41AM from Florida so that a Twitter user one timezone away would see a 7:41AM timestamp and understand that Cohen was trying to tell the whole world '741' by planning ahead that a one timezone-away screenshot would spread virally across reddit? ...Stop talking crazy-talk."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 24, 2022 12:51:05
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zu7ogj/ape_is_getting_a_masters_in_disseminating/j1i9hq6/

With all their used game and used console inventory, it's weird that they haven't even tried to pivot to be a rental or rent-to-own shop. They could've even changed to be a scuffed arcade that charges a few bucks per hour to let you try out games in their store while they upsell refreshments.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 24, 2022 11:07:12
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zu7ogj/ape_is_getting_a_masters_in_disseminating/j1i7vqa/

It's the MFing M "MF" F, MF.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 24, 2022 10:54:46
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ztxxsz/tda_tells_an_ape_that_they_dont_want_to_buy_their/j1hhidx/

The funny part is that most of these are posted in Ape subs by the Apes themselves because they think the rejection is exposure of crime. They self-report their idiocy to the internet constantly.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 24, 2022 06:25:35
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zu0k32/ape_hates_useful_founder_and_ceo_ken_griffin_but/j1h53lb/

If this Ape really wanted to have a crisis, he should stop and also check why Ryan Cohen is so beloved. All their DD about "what Ryan Cohen is actually trying to do for Apes" has never been correct. There was no NFT Dividend, there was no cash dividend, there was no reverse-split to reduce liquidity, there was no merger with BBBY to form some unholy boomer conglomerate, he's done fuck-all with Loopring, Immutable and FTX, his tweets hyping things for the past year have turned out to be about his Teddy books, list goes on and on.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 24, 2022 03:23:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ztvtxc/whats_the_return_policy_on_shares/j1gfgxq/

He doesn't. The DWAC SPAC is just a big money-gathering slush fund to approach Trump with hard cash to merge Trump Media with Truth Social. If they succeed, DWAC becomes the ticker for the new company, and that's what all the DWAC Apes are hoping will moon in value past their buy-in price. If negotiations fail, the SPAC becomes worthless. The reality most likely is that after his Twitter banning, Trump's ego was too bruised by social media for him to fall in love with Truth Social. He almost never touches it, and that's why DWAC has been floundering with no response from Trump and losing value hand over fist. If Trump were remotely interested in hitching his private media company to Truth Social, he would've accepted the SPAC's terms when they had tons of DWAC Ape cash backing them.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 23, 2022 22:33:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ztse0g/the_only_reasons_stocks_ever_go_down_shorts_pfof/j1fqcb9/

They misread utilization, which is currently loaned vs currently available for lending shares. Utilization is only exciting to Apes and not any other trader because Apes think that they've fully locked the float (when they've only DRSed ~25%). Anyone who owns a share is allowed to put it up for lending, lowering utilization. Anyone who is borrowing a share is allowed to close their position and free up a share for lending again, likewise lowering utilization.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 23, 2022 19:05:26
/r/itsbriannam/comments/ztllxv/the_real_reason_she_cant_wait_to_be_done_with/j1f17ew/

It’s so much easier to play the “woe is me” victim card instead of buying herself a few things for her stocking. I was a single mom. I grabbed a book and some candy for mine until I got re-married. Now my husband fills it. This isn’t hard, Bri.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 23, 2022 15:53:40
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ztlk8b/the_cult_at_work_bullying_any_bearish_sentiment/j1eaofi/

Deep down, some part of the 'shut off all discussion' Apes know what they originally signed up for. They don't want discussion because GME was never about how awesome Gamestop the company was actually doing, it was about how awesome Gamestop's stock price could get artificially pumped to, and how they were going to ride the hype and rugpull everyone else at the tippy-top to become bajillionaires. DFV didn't become a multi-millionaire because Gamestop changed the way it operated, he became rich because he was able to hype reddit and the entire internet into piling on to join him when they saw the price actually get pumped to ridiculous levels. Their only way out as billionaires is to keep going all-hype, no FUD, and to somehow get the entire internet to collectively believe the hogwash to pump the stock price again.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 23, 2022 12:50:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zt7m2b/i_think_this_is_just_a_bunch_of_random_words/j1difip/

Even if BBBY has enough financial runway to start a spinoff dividend, it'll be carving out the company's equity to do so. BBBY will drop in value for no longer having a baby department as failing life support for its debt, and debtors would probably freak out and immediately sue Buy Buy Baby for their pound of flesh if BBBY tries to go to bankruptcy after spinning off anything of value into a separate group.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 23, 2022 09:35:40
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zt2k7u/well_miss_maam_i_hate_to_break_it_to_you_but_that/j1bo22h/

I let my 19 year old history major child watch this earlier. He laughed and said, “Who is that, she’s an idiot.” And then we both laughed. 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 22, 2022 21:45:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zszyge/concise_rebuttal_to_naked_short_selling/j1azslg/

A sale, short or otherwise, needs a buy to complete a trade. It doesn't matter if 1 or 1,000,000 people are trying to sell something for a penny, a trade only completes at a penny if someone buys. Thus, if there actually was price manipulation using naked shorts, a massive overage of people who have bought shares would reveal itself. This is why Apes in 2021 were so obsessed with shareholder votes. If everyone who was on the books with a share voted with millions of naked shorts going on, the vote counts would exceed 100%. They never have. Even with all the major hedge funds voting with their shares on top of Apes, Gamestop themselves have never seen vote counts exceed 100%.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 22, 2022 18:38:48
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zssymc/all_talk_no_action/j1a3yts/

My dad runs a fertilizer operation. Farmers are depending on this too.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 22, 2022 14:59:45
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zssymc/all_talk_no_action/j19wrn9/

But she’s a ✨pUbLiC fIgUrE ✨🙄

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 22, 2022 14:12:07
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zssymc/all_talk_no_action/j19oxbo/

Every time she posts stuff like this I want to ask her what she is doing to do her part. There are tons of organizations that need funding to help with these things or taking volunteers. It’s so much easier to post crap like this and just complain. I love this quote by Brene Brown: If you are not in the arena getting your ass kicked on occasion, I am not interested in or open to your feedback. There are a million cheap seats in the world today filled with people who will never be brave with their own lives, but will spend every ounce of energy they have hurling advice and judgement at those of us trying to dare greatly. Their only contributions are criticism, cynicism, and fear-mongering. If you’re criticizing from a place where you’re not also putting yourself on the line, I’m not interested in your feedback. Get your ass in the arena, Bri. Or STFU.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 22, 2022 13:21:21
/r/Omaha/comments/zsr5g1/door_dash_or_uber_eats_too_cold/j19nrf4/

We ordered last night and did this. I also threw in a hot chocolate, the guy was so surprised.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on December 22, 2022 13:13:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zsnlep/amc_proposes_reverse_stock_dividend_down_25_today/j19jq7u/

No, the market cap stays the same. Whatever the cap is for APE+AMC on the moment of merging remains the same cap across all shares when APE becomes AMC. APE-turned-AMC will increase slightly while the unchanged AMC shares will drop massively, meeting at the weighted average.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 22, 2022 12:47:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zs24e5/reality_is_setting_in/j17jhvo/

If I were RC, I'd just tweet vaguely about DRS, which would give Apes a morale boost for free... And then rugpull them like he did with BBBY, since GME is due for a -massive- share dilution now that they have $888 million in debt against their $1 billion in cash.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 22, 2022 01:10:25
/r/Omaha/comments/zs86b2/last_minute_local_christmas_gifts/j179uow/

Shop Five Nine in Benson. I also like Made in Omaha, Raygun and City Limits.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on December 21, 2022 23:32:56
/r/Tottenham/comments/zrq934/is_there_a_way_to_buy_cheap_away_tottenham_tickets/j14soh0/

Did you also ask this in r/coys ? You're most likely going to have more responses and quicker too over there than here.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Tottenham on December 21, 2022 12:48:42
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zrpp98/costs_nothing_to_hold/j14dw59/

Yes, but assembling a hot requires planning and use of opposable thumbs.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 21, 2022 11:14:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zrps7g/any_ape_scientist_in_the_room/j14cmej/

Hedgies are doing everything they can to bury the cures for brain failure because Apes are too amusing.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 21, 2022 11:05:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zrm0zf/ape_says_were_in_an_arckams_razor_situation_need/j14c4e2/

Rich people are too few to actually outvote the poors on wealth redistribution, so they've brainwashed most of them that an estate tax on people leaving behind more than $5 million somehow affects everyone and is why they stay poor.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 21, 2022 11:02:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zr0yha/fresh_bird_lady_dd_fuck_fidelity_and_their_system/j11rcsl/

MSM trying to push the idea that this is dumb and crazy only makes it more smart and serious.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 20, 2022 20:02:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zqoi11/amc_apes_civil_war_the_moam_weve_all_been_waiting/j0zmzfl/

Nice try, shill. Everyone with half a wrinkle knows that Hello Kitty's Island Adventure isn't Hello Kitty's at all, but a criminal enterprise manufactured by her travel agent after selling out to the airline and hotel industries. The way to beat the game is to hold and DRS Kitty's plane ticket and keep her locked in her basement until the global tourism industry collapses.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 20, 2022 11:32:39
/r/movies/comments/zqpa7d/official_poster_for_spiderman_across_the/j0zflrz/

Atwixt the Spiderverses

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/movies on December 20, 2022 10:43:12
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zpwin0/aaaaaand_a_new_low_score_to_go_along_the_sub20/j0z953a/

> That's 4 hours worth of a senior dev's salary Or 20 bags of hamster food, which will keep the guy running for months.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 20, 2022 09:57:35
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zq7uo6/just_casually_mentioning_cmkm_without_any_self/j0z8du6/

And get a notary to notarize that an additional notary notarized the signing.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 20, 2022 09:52:02
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zqi5pq/sorry_kids_no_christmas_this_year_were_waging_war/j0z4kf8/

For conspiracy theorists, 'critical thinking' just means buying into pre-packaged anti-MSM talking points without actually working out which side is valid or even why. They value being part of a counter-culture and 'not being sheep' over actually evaluating what they're standing for.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 20, 2022 09:23:02
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zqaelh/puts_on_these_kids_happiness/j0y3abi/

> parked their money in an index fund All-in YOLO on $MEME!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 20, 2022 02:01:29
/r/Omaha/comments/zq67ss/christ_community_church_calls_trans_people_one_of/j0xcqn6/

This is disgusting. My sister goes to this church and makes excuses for this asshole.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on December 19, 2022 21:48:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zpz2d9/apes_are_giving_up_on_the_moass_delusion/j0wpehs/

That's not "fuck you" money, that's "you fucked" money.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 19, 2022 18:51:53
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zpx1os/the_chronicles_of_a_photoshopped_face_gone_wrong/j0vpqat/

She looks like she forgot to put her teeth in.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 19, 2022 14:47:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zplqeq/huge_meltdown_happening_with_wish_baggies_stock/j0txf9o/

The alternative-facts behind how the market works were very effective in roping people into dying memestocks for huge pump and dumps, especially in the era of pandemic money. Even though that money's dried up, people are still falling for 'buying makes stock prices go up, short selling makes it go down. Defeat the short sellers and a stock will squeeze to $1,000,000+ dollars."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 19, 2022 06:42:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zp6vcm/hey_shills_we_apes_know_your_psyops_you_are/j0t6u7w/

You're in luck! It's a genuinely unhinged German Ape that's gone full-circle.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 19, 2022 00:40:58
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zp8d7y/another_delighted_customer/j0sj0ab/

> FTX ~~gift~~ grift cards

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 18, 2022 21:09:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zovogb/least_obsessed_ape/j0pu6wg/

Someone in Computershare is getting a fat bonus for adding new stages to DRS. I'm sure that after Book is adopted enough they'll come up with yet another 'anti-trading crime' product to sell to the Apes. Maybe blockchain registration.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 18, 2022 10:07:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zom634/gensler_was_the_good_guy_all_along/j0oe58w/

There's already DD that makes Meltdown a MOASS catalyst. Every time we take on their "...so short it." dares, we're creating buying demand for shares further down the road. Also, our FUD that turns away buyers now will help boost necessary late FOMO buy-ins as things rally into MOASS. To reach $1000/share, someone has to buy-in at that price. Apes that stocked up at $20/share don't need $1000 shares, it's the people that listened to Meltdown, found out that they were wrong, and need a late buy-in to be a part of the world-changing jackpot payout.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 18, 2022 00:02:03
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/znl52k/apes_treading_in_dangerous_water/j0oczd2/

Endless cash? Like the type to buy all 300,000 shares for $1,000,000,000 each?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 17, 2022 23:51:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zom634/gensler_was_the_good_guy_all_along/j0o2jax/

Apes have called so many people enemies and shills over these two years that they've finally run out of imaginary allies that will help bring them MOASS. Other than their untouchable God-Emperor Ryan Cohen, there's nobody left on the Ape side. Cohen's entire crypto-team has been canned. His whole customer service team from Chewy has quit. His celebrity hires like Nintendo's Reggie Fils-Aime have exited while calling Cohen out for 'having no vision'. Loopring and Immutable are something like -90% down. FTX and its genius CEO aren't the financial blockchain juggernaut that was promised. Apes that are still all-in on GME are betting that an amateur children's book writer and dog food salesman will single-handedly overthrow every single player in the entire world's financial sector, because the whole system is trying to falsely value Gamestop at $0 for being a money-losing obsolete retailer. That's why Apes have to recycle former villains like Gensler and Icahn as their new champions, even though they've done absolutely nothing pro-Ape. It's a lot like Q-Anon was in its final days, where magical allies like the zombie Kennedy Clan and zombie MLK were springing to back to life left and right to help their cause. Because without all these imaginary allies, the launch of their entire New World Order rests on just one sketchy Messiah doing everything alone.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 17, 2022 22:19:18
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zohe3x/a_closeout_sale_for_a_failing_store_how_creative/j0nz3rw/

It's a builder store, not a maintainer store. It's purpose is to make BBBY cash neutral, so if it's closing, that means that its job is done.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 17, 2022 21:50:28
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zoax8m/how_is_she_paying_bills/j0mg61c/

In many states even if you have 50/50, the parent who makes more money still pays child support. It’s all about the other parent being able to afford that same level of living that the parent who makes more has.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 17, 2022 14:55:33
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zo6z4m/baggie_delusions_bbby_ape_posts_pictures_of_a/j0m4cqo/

I could see it happening as a three-way BBBY Ape LARP.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 17, 2022 13:34:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/znmg1z/just_call_computershare_to_get_the_real_drs/j0kxcbf/

Is it even news? At this point it qualifies as olds.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 17, 2022 07:56:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/znmg1z/just_call_computershare_to_get_the_real_drs/j0kx5af/

They're in this paradox because their DD says that Computershare, a company based in Australia that holds shares for people and companies for payment, is infallible and incorruptible, so the numbers that they report are more trustworthy than any other broker in the world that holds shares for money, so much that Computershare is even more trustworthy than the US government that audits all of them. If hedge funds, brokers and market makers can game the DRS numbers without 'true shares', then MOASS via Computershare is impossible. That's why "Short sellers can't locate millions of shares to close, but they bought millions of shares to DRS then sell (without selling to someone else who needed to close)."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 17, 2022 07:54:28
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zo42fm/whats_stopping_rc_from_doing_this/j0kvaup/

It shows again how Cohen isn't a very creative person, despite all the DD calling him a genius. The Teddy books are his version of the older, more traditional Pulte Plan grift. Apes think that buying his spinoff product for encrypted financial advice is somehow helping Gamestop and making their investment better, when it does nothing but directly line Cohen's pockets. I'm sure that after seeing Trump's success, Cohen will release some Teddy NFTs, but the fact that he didn't simul-launch Teddy NFTs with his kid books to make Apes go nuts with their yarn boards shows that he has no idea how to creatively make money, and that he just follows old-school business ideas that were hip back in the early 2000's.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 17, 2022 07:33:24
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/znjl70/life_choices/j0kg5wn/

The vote to directly dilute AMC didn't pass, which is why APE exists. Each float is supposed to be worth 50% of AMC, but APE will dilute until Aron says stop and only has potential to go up when he announces a vote to merge the two back into one float. If the vote passes, the prices will meet in the middle, with APE going up slightly and AMC dropping massively, since APE would be the larger of the two floats.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 17, 2022 04:03:58
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zn9w70/go_get_your_cat_looked_at/j0j5280/

“Catty” was tongue in cheek. I’m sorry you had to have your baby put down, that is never easy. ❤️

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 16, 2022 19:59:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zns0xs/they_found_our_fud_recipe_were_gonna_need_new/j0j1gf1/

They found out? Damn. Guess we can stop hiding it and go back to calling them Pelotons like everyone else.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 16, 2022 19:29:51
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zn9w70/go_get_your_cat_looked_at/j0hp4ec/

Completely normal, all of my cats have it. There’s a lot to comment on with Bri but this is just being catty. ![gif](giphy|kPIswn0RfPTGxOvDj5|downsized)

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 16, 2022 13:45:47
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/znckf8/art_of_war_for_gamers_if_the_company_closes_it/j0ggnqv/

I wish Apes could actually see their fantasies unfold multiverse-style whenever they vomit DD. Then they'd understand what happens when a dying pawn shop with $1B in cash and $888M in debt merges with a bedsheet store that only has $1M in cash with $6B in debt.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 16, 2022 08:47:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/znckf8/art_of_war_for_gamers_if_the_company_closes_it/j0g7dnz/

I'm just wondering about the thought process behind 'abbreviating' BBBY to Bx3(Y). It's not saving any keystrokes.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 16, 2022 07:21:36
/r/funny/comments/zmrofi/caught_red_handed/j0dnhlk/

Dinner after. Unless you're into that, then I recommend Taco Bell.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on December 15, 2022 16:53:46
/r/manga/comments/zm1nol/disc_tying_the_knot_with_an_amagami_sister_76/j0anzyf/

She's probably suspecting that he'll use the shopping trip to sneak off to the shrine to be with the girls, which he actually did, though mostly unintentionally.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/manga on December 15, 2022 02:06:58
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zm54a9/we_get_paid_per_reply/j0aj1xv/

The trick is to turn off the downvote button.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 15, 2022 01:09:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zlpzd9/bbbaggies_investigate_fuckery_accidentally/j08lt8h/

Apes not understanding is a market mechanic.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 14, 2022 16:15:41
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zldep1/real_american_heroes_emilyanne0680/j07g9qa/

Right? She’ll make one about eating fast food but not about screwing married men 😂 Priorities.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 14, 2022 11:54:24
/r/gaming/comments/zll4b0/hogwarts_legacy_on_the_switch/j076rv8/

Who says he's full?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gaming on December 14, 2022 10:52:27
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zldep1/real_american_heroes_emilyanne0680/j04xw5m/

I think I hit it on accident, 🤷🏼‍♀️ It’s not that way now.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 13, 2022 21:27:06
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zldep1/real_american_heroes_emilyanne0680/j04qiwp/

She must not be monitoring, it’s still up 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 13, 2022 20:31:37
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zl7vg6/the_toxic_queen_schooling_us_on_toxicity_and/j043sc4/

Apparently it’s ok to date a married man as long as he’s chasing you.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 13, 2022 17:48:04
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zl3xf1/ape_has_an_enormous_meltdown_because_some_apes/j03pkt0/

Seth Rogan is working on a 2023 movie re-enactment of Reddit Apes on Jan 2021 becoming rich. Apes want to host the usual movie AMA, but use it as a platform for DD-exchange to him so he changes the movie to cover the current conspiracies. Other Apes disagree, because they think he's going to push a shill narrative that everything ended after January (like all other documentaries and movies before it) so they don't want to platform him.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 13, 2022 16:16:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zkxacs/meltdown_lore_series_1/j03mb4g/

Damn. Guess I'll take before, then. (Just like last time, I feel sorry for whoever takes during)

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 13, 2022 15:56:42
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zl59oj/bribri_went_on_a_date_with_a_legally_married_man/j03l68x/

He looks like a used car dealer. No offense to used car dealers 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 13, 2022 15:49:56
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zkzw5k/brianna_you_idiot_women_need_birth_control_for/j02psqf/

Me, I am that person. Not every one has a regular cycle, Bri.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 13, 2022 12:36:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zktbwd/do_not_cover_even_my_heater_is_in_on_it/j01mipd/

How dare you have your synthetic share printer set to "OFF" and dialed down to "MIN". Fix this immediately.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 13, 2022 07:48:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zki4sc/when_you_see_apes_celebrating_sbfs_arrest/j00sgol/

New Apes are indeed top-tier stupid to buy in now, so much that even OG Apes that bought in early, watched it go up, then watched the bus leave the station think that New Apes are idiots.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 13, 2022 01:26:09
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zk62n1/if_this_is_not_a_cry_for_help_i_dont_know_what_it/izz82vs/

Reverse-class Action. Ape v. The Entire Universe for wronging them.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 12, 2022 17:50:44
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zk029t/the_truth_cant_be_silenced/izyig2j/

Wait. What if Gamestop buys so much SPY that they lock SPY's float?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 12, 2022 15:03:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zjxsai/here_it_is_the_new_low_score_1212_sub500_on_a_24h/izxnyhu/

It's usually because they buy into their own fanbase hype and start to think that maybe they -are- exceptional and can succeed in anything they put their mind towards. Especially if it's 'uncharted territory'. That's why Cohen went for such a weird moonshot to pivot Gamestop, instead of the obvious thing of pivoting it into an actual gaming-tangent business. It's a lot like Elon thinking that he knows what the fuck he'a doing with Twitter, brain implants, and underground subway systems.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 12, 2022 11:50:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zj5muv/a_prophecy_has_been_written/izwb639/

Vegan = No Bull, so MOASS DD is confirmed to be true!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 12, 2022 04:05:14
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zjgseh/imagine_trying_to_explain_to_your_own_mother_why/izw81ld/

Yup. One whole book in the series is dedicated to his love of China for being the 'new frontier' of capitalist opportunity, how they have the biggest factories and hardest-working people who can help you create and achieve anything you can dream of.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 12, 2022 03:20:36
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zjgseh/imagine_trying_to_explain_to_your_own_mother_why/izvyurz/

That's exactly what it is. A vanity project featuring a cartoon version of Cohen's dad, pro-China libertarianism, and lots and lots of GME Ape teasing to make sure that it's a financial success. Cohen even started his own publishing company to distribute these five books, so he's probably planning on even more releases to tap that Ape money dry.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 12, 2022 01:23:16
/r/Omaha/comments/ziwn98/omaha_scanner_posted_this_then_deleted_all_the/iztcr34/

You meant *anti-Nazi. And that’s not a rumor.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on December 11, 2022 13:32:04
/r/Omaha/comments/ziwn98/omaha_scanner_posted_this_then_deleted_all_the/iztcgv3/

That page is the worst of the worst in Omaha. Their comment sections are disgusting, people making jokes and judgements about people they don’t k ow who have just died. And they allow it. They have no moderation whatsoever unless it comes to a Nazi business.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on December 11, 2022 13:30:14
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zik3fg/they_are_just_too_far_gone_poor_bastard/izsl2bb/

It's exactly like a video game, but Apes have the wrong genre. Instead of a self-contained single-player game that makes its money by selling an epic story with a satisfying ending, it's a live-service mobile game that makes money by edging players with a never-ending endgame and selling them microtransactions that get them 'closer' but in reality take them nowhere. When not enough people are buying in to pay the bills, they'll pack it up and announce End of Service, leaving the buyers with nothing.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 11, 2022 10:23:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zig5x8/gamestop_will_make_a_profit_in_2023/izsi9ty/

They've always had debt, but they eliminated their -long term debt- after their multi-billion dilution. They borrowed $600k in short term debt (accounts payable) just in this quarter.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 11, 2022 10:02:12
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zig5x8/gamestop_will_make_a_profit_in_2023/izrcge8/

"$123 Million in positive cash flow!" ...Meanwhile, the debt for this quarter in Accounts Payable skyrocketed from $214 million to $888 million. Gamestop is actually losing money faster and faster, they're just fooling Apes for one more rally by not paying their debt this quarter to get that 'positive cash flow' talking point. They're back to $1 billion in cash, but now have that $888 million in debt dangling over them. Q1's definitely going to bring a huge dilution to save the company, feeding off the dumb "positive cash flow" Ape rally.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 11, 2022 01:55:43
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zi42cy/apes_have_cracked_the_741_code_it_was_chakras_all/izqms38/

He tweeted twice in a week at 8:41 Florida time, and some Ape in the Midwest screenshotted 7:41 on his phone and came up with the theory. Even after it was known among Apes that the timezone was wrong, they decided that it was correct because "it was part of Cohen's Plan" for a screenshot one timezone away to go viral on Reddit.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 10, 2022 22:02:28
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zhy5h5/the_first_step_for_an_ape_better_world_gang/izpu4yr/

Kenny just gets back at them the best way that he knows how. By shorting their stock into oblivion so their dreams never come true.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 10, 2022 18:07:30
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zhn9wu/so_zen/iznzgup/

Bloody

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 10, 2022 10:19:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zhn9wu/so_zen/iznzd6y/

I had a brain fart and was wondering why this Ape thinks that bars aren't going to be open for anyone to party this Christmas, only to see your post and remember, "Oh yeah, they're still talking about locking everyone up..."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 10, 2022 10:19:12
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zhitf9/the_entire_moass_theory_disproven_in_one/izmojj8/

There actually isn't anything wrong with SI going over 100%. It just means that there's a lot of people shorting the stock. The DD saying that "SI going over 100% is exposure of a crime" is what's wrong. Every short sale involves three parties. A lender who bought a share, a short seller that's borrowing it from the lender, and a buyer who buys the share that the short-seller is selling. When a short sale completes, the original lender no longer has a share, but collects interest payments from the short seller until they get a share back. If the buyer at the end of a short sale decides to lend their purchased share out to someone else for them to complete another short sale, there's now 2 short positions (2 people short selling that are paying interest to 2 lenders) from the same original share. No crime, just more people with short positions than shares. Most Apes fail to understand that it's perfectly normal in the stock market for there to be more long and short positions than shares. Options are basically adding extra long and short positions to the pool of existing shares, also without adding crime.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 10, 2022 01:01:25
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zh84o6/ape_wonders_how_they_can_possible_recruit_more/izlvo41/

German Apes are arguably even more hardened conspiracy theorists than American Apes, because in Germany they don't trade GME shares directly, they trade depository receipts for GME. Because of this, they see all sorts of weird price pressure on their GME ticker while their market is open and the NYSE is closed, only for the price to immediately snap back to match the US price when the market opens. They see all the hedgie 'crime' with their own eyes, every day. Same thing with the splitividividend. Because of the confusion around the language of "Split by Share Dividend", German Apes were initially taxed by their brokers on their split like if it was a dividend, and watched their brokers backtrack and correct it, causing German Ape outrage that their dividend was getting crimed into a split.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 9, 2022 20:36:07
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zh84j1/elon_musk_is_a_shill_against_gamestop/izlt8rf/

The only reason Apes have to be suspicious of Musk is that back in Jan 2021 he actively egged on the GME Apes with his tweets, even cheering on their subreddit by name, yet he never disclosed that he bought shares, and he never bought up their float for them, when it would be trivial for him to do so. Elon's burned over $40 Billion on buying up every single Twitter share, but he's left GME's $8 Billion float untouched.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 9, 2022 20:16:11
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zh4lcz/something_is_up/izkfsg4/

Apes are freaking out that Gamestop's earnings call didn't verbally announce the DRS numbers this time around. The board clearly saw that the numbers were shit and didn't talk about them.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 9, 2022 14:28:19
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zh56qp/ape_sub_is_one_strike_awake_from_getting_nuked/izke6bw/

Patience and preparation is required. The most arrogantly insane and aggressively stupid Apes will still come to us here. We must sharpen and rehearse our MSM talking points for the day that the Ape Horde breaches our gates and overwhelms our mods.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 9, 2022 14:17:24
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zfo51p/ape_with_basic_critical_thinking_skills_goes/izet3t5/

> four How dare you use the hard-R.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 8, 2022 11:15:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zfymqh/the_dtcc_will_have_to_buy_our_nfts/izene3t/

Apes think that trading stocks is like bartering goats. If I borrow your goat, I owe you one goat. If instead of giving you back a goat I grab my dog, roll wall insulation around him, and then carry him on my shoulders while running back and forth between our yards at night, you and all the neighbors would think that the goat debt has been repaid and that nothing is wrong.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 8, 2022 10:37:24
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zg1hys/soon_to_be_43_less_for_the_bot/izela1a/

This Ape must've been deep in it, too. Converting their DRS holdings to "Book" was a recent spinoff of their DRS DD, where Computershare would charge DRS customers extra to fully register the shares' ownership with the DTC, instead of just keeping the DRS ownership database info within Computershare. Booked shares are double lockboxed against broker and hedgie crime. The only thing more secure would be tokenized blockchain stock shares sold on the GME marketplace.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 8, 2022 10:22:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zfy00z/apes_dilemma/izeiixq/

DRS via a transfer agent is a common way that companies set shares aside for employees. It lets their HR department offload the busy work of checking the calendar for everyone's hire date to move shares from the company brokerage to the employee brokerage. Instead of doing that, they send Computershare a bunch of their company shares, then pay to DRS shares to new employees on their hire. They tell Computershare the vesting dates and Computershare releases the shares for transfer and sale by the employee when the date comes. Computershare advertises doing this process backwards for people who already have shares in a brokerage as a way to 'have shares in your name', when it really does nothing but be a crappier version of getting a paper share certificate printed.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 8, 2022 10:03:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zftqxb/new_shills_on_the_block/ize3s8z/

Scab shills? Are you sure that you're even a real shill? We're shills. We don't believe in honesty, nor integrity, nor blockchain-enforced smart contracts involving jpegs. If there's anything we do best, it's sell out. Kenny pays me to do one thing and Edelman pays me to do another. Each one's NDA prevents me from disclosing that I'm employed by the other. When they're both telling me to naked-short-ladder GME, I simply do as I'm told and collect two paychecks. You need to embrace your shilliness and start double-dipping.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 8, 2022 08:05:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zfdttm/gamestop_reports_an_impressive_95m_quarterly/izdappl/

Not necessarily. If GME did a massive dilution right before earnings, their EPS wouldn't be as negative as the previous quarter. Cohen should've pulled the trigger and Apes would be running in here cheering on their EPS rising from the negatives to be less negative.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 8, 2022 01:46:00
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zfh23y/holy_fuck_yall_now_ive_seen_it_all_she_100_has_an/izcr2i9/

If it’s bacterial it’s low chances of transferring, but if your immune system is crap she definitely could have gotten it from the cat. I mean, she’s taking dewormer and who knows what else.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 7, 2022 22:33:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zf3g8h/this_is_what_apes_actually_believe/izcaf8e/

You're assuming that there -is- a share debt from naked shorting, which is illegal and would be easy to discover upon default. The truth is, the shorts were legal through lenders and the shares have already been delivered. Just look at the lack of open FTDs. The only thing 'on the hook' is cash, and if a default happens, the lender is holding the bag.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 7, 2022 20:24:53
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zf3g8h/this_is_what_apes_actually_believe/izb50f3/

...but if Citadel gave Melvin money, and that money bought shares, why would the rest of Melvin's share debt pass on to Citadel? If I'm behind on my car payments and you lend me $1000 to pay it off, the rest of my loan isn't suddenly yours to pay back if I go into bankruptcy.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 7, 2022 15:33:19
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zf3g8h/this_is_what_apes_actually_believe/iz9uz9a/

My rebuttal would've been, "No, you." Feed their confidence that they've beat us with sound DD while making them increasingly confused at themselves why things aren't working out.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 7, 2022 10:30:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zf31vj/apes_are_already_in_queue_for_q3_earnings/iz9u5xq/

They should lean into Apes hard. They added the DRS numbers announcements just to get Apes hyped for each call when it's a meaningless metric. They should go all out and just recap all the inane things that Apes have been doing, giving Apes their 'notice me, senpai' moment to pump the stock more. "Our battery sales have skyrocketed. We've also noticed a lot more people buying Funkopops at full price with us instead of on sale with competitors. Because of this, we will be gifting fans who have bought our GME Digital NFT Wallet a free GME x Funkopop NFT.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 7, 2022 10:24:36
/r/Amagamisis/comments/zabqts/disc_amagamisan_chi_no_enmusubi_chapter_74/iz9ct3k/

I don't think Shirahi is going to be a punching bag to be completely thrown away. The three main girls are adopted. There's nothing preventing Shirahi from also getting adopted by the Amagami goddess after her redemption arc, becoming the fourth Amagami-sister, being an option to save the shrine, and having a claim to the title's prophecy. Also, we've already seen that Uryuu's future visions are unreliable and flawed because of their limited perspective. The "Yuna Kiss" vision for example was panel-accurate but still wrong because he blocked it at the last second. If Shirahi becomes the fourth sister, all it takes is Uryuu to repeat an old vision but look around some more to see that she was also there all along. I think that Shirahi's wish of a world where 'she's by his side' would only be possible if she learns to be more like Uryuu and be the change that she wants. She needs to learn to make herself into someone that Uryuu needs, and not the other way around. Maybe that's even part of the Kurogami goddess' plan by keeping Uryuu exactly the same, to teach Shirahi that lesson.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Amagamisis on December 7, 2022 08:09:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zelwcs/yeah_its_called_being_tracked_its_all_you_search/iz9albb/

Gaming NFTs will make it possible. Any game, any console, now. Imagine playing Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing with two analog sticks!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 7, 2022 07:48:33
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zelwcs/yeah_its_called_being_tracked_its_all_you_search/iz9a7x7/

Google makes a shitton of money curating the news, but Gamestop cuts out the middleman by -being- the news! GME poised to overtake GOOG.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 7, 2022 07:44:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zehfr0/sad_ape_noises/iz973on/

Gamestop is different. Cohen has a plan.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 7, 2022 07:11:16
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zee0by/hi_this_is_weirdalso_did_she_edit_her_waist_also/iz82052/

For being this independent woman she is the biggest damsel in distress. You’re a grown ass woman, Bri. Stop looking for someone to save you.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 6, 2022 22:45:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zefpr2/caught_red_handed_shills/iz7nr48/

A huge chunk of it is from taking Cohen's bullshit tweets and running with it. He's such a big cult icon for them that his word overrides reality. "It takes money to buy whiskey." is all Apes needed to see to know in their hearts that Gamestop didn't waste $1 billion on a jpeg shop -after- the global NFT meltdown, and that a multi-billion dollar return on investment is coming... any. day. now.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 6, 2022 20:54:00
/r/Amagamisis/comments/zabqts/disc_amagamisan_chi_no_enmusubi_chapter_74/iz6ljcq/

Who's to say that Shirahi 'learning her lesson' at the end of this arc actually puts her on the right path for her wish to come true, giving her 'a world where she's by his side'? It'd be a 4D chess move for the Deer Goddess to intentionally set things up to make Shirahi regret being so selfish and possessive, making her a true contender after she's learned her lesson on how to be Uryuu's forever-after.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Amagamisis on December 6, 2022 16:18:44
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ze7vzm/the_indoctrinating_kids_grifter_strikes_again/iz6je9z/

Sorry, our department has to watch, but Kenny's letting us pay other shills to watch in our place. That way he can sell derivatives based on the spread of shills paying to not watch and those taking payment to watch. He's not the World's Coolest Billionaire for nothing.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 6, 2022 16:04:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ze7vzm/the_indoctrinating_kids_grifter_strikes_again/iz5rc2y/

This is FUD. You may not have been following closely, but top Apes have recently pivoted into buying and holding children.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 6, 2022 13:06:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ze8ms1/i_dont_usually_post_hate_mail_but_im_loving_this/iz5pvan/

Sucking dick is what shills do. Apes "prime his pump".

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 6, 2022 12:56:53
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zeb42m/let_me_make_a_post_first/iz5h8gp/

That poor cat.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 6, 2022 12:02:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zdknug/never_forget_the_lost_apes_sideways_trading_guy/iz4t465/

There was a 'quit my job, put $40k into GME, broke up with my fiance, living out of my Prius until MOASS' guy'.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 6, 2022 09:12:31
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zdi926/what_a_day/iz4n2h1/

He'll probably do what he did with BBBY and create a fake catalyst by doing something weird (with BBBY it was publicly resubmitting his already known and unchanged share position to the SEC) and that caused Apes to think 'This is it, MOASS!" and pump it hard to maximize his rugpull. I wouldn't be surprised if he does -the exact same thing- to GME, since the big money that's been preying on the Apes will probably join in to pump it hard knowing that it's going to be a strong pump-and-dump play if they get out in time. Plus, Cohen got off scott-free after BBBY's CFO killed himself when they opened investigations on him piggybacking off of Cohen's rugpull.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 6, 2022 08:19:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ze52nb/guess_what_chewy_and_bbby_have_in_common_theyre/iz4kkab/

Unfortunately for Apes, the head of Chewy's customer service who Cohen poached over to Gamestop to be the Senior Vice President quit early this year. So much for getting a bouquet and condolence card in the mail when your used console RRoD's...

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 6, 2022 07:55:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ze4ue5/ape_posts_a_photo_of_a_bbby_store_with_halfempty/iz4jh80/

There's more merchandise in that returns pile on the left than on the actual shelves. Plus, a healthy chain retailer would have tons of cardboard shippers with stocking stuffers and impulse buys for this time of year.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 6, 2022 07:45:03
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zdls6a/thirst_trap_change_up_everything_looks_way_too/iz2cvgc/

She looks like she has a damn leotard on

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 5, 2022 18:18:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zdessd/gamestop_black_monday_90_of_devs_have_been_let_go/iz1wfem/

Just Discount Elon being Discount Elon.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 5, 2022 16:24:12
/r/gaming/comments/zd97b6/i_can_feel_the_greased_controller_in_this_image/iz0sfh5/

You're assuming that there's even a reason to get up, now that you can have food, drink and gaming all on one tray.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gaming on December 5, 2022 12:07:39
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zd6889/the_transformation_into_a_tech_giant/iz02ija/

The customer freaking out is probably an Ape, since it's simple enough to just buy $10 in XBL points through the console from home. Paying for Gamestop Pro membership gives $10 store credit a month, and the old loophole was that you could just spend it on non-Gamestop gift cards, like XBL, PSN, or Nintendo cards. Corporate likely caught on and stores have not been restocking the $10 physical cards, and as shown in this post 'system glitches' have also prevented them from ringing up $10 digital codes virtually through the register.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 5, 2022 09:01:11
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zd66tz/the_brightest_investigators_showing_once_again/iz00ybw/

OpenAI_Bot: "What is my purpose?" Ape: "You write GME MOASS DD." OpenAI_Bot: "Oh. My. God."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 5, 2022 08:47:33
/r/tifu/comments/zcbcf8/tifu_by_damaging_my_mils_ass/iywgbcl/

giggity.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tifu on December 4, 2022 13:30:51
/r/tifu/comments/zcbcf8/tifu_by_damaging_my_mils_ass/iywg7ii/

Like that scene from Lion King, but with more dribbling.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tifu on December 4, 2022 13:30:11
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zbpiar/gamestop_is_ready_to_take_on_ticketmaster/iywbfhy/

It doesn't matter what game it's from. Once all game content is on the blockchain, every game will have the content from every other game and all games will play the same way.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 4, 2022 12:58:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zcaw2u/they_targeted_gamers/iyvxex1/

He bought into the Ape cult hype without first researching reality. Apes were saying how the GME NFT Market's offerings would replace all game and DLC ownership, when the reality is that he spent $100 on a single browser game microtransaction. It's exactly why they threw all their money into GME -after- Jan 2021 on the hype that the pumped-and-dumped stock was going to pump again as the cornerstone of the world economy.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 4, 2022 11:23:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zboudo/wtf_mental_illness/iytysg8/

We need to false-flag as Apes and start insulting Elon. After dumping $44 billion on Twitter to protect his ego, what's another $7 billion for GME? I'd be hilarious watching all the Apes say that they won't sell their shares for less than a billion dollars, only to have it all get bought for <$30.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 3, 2022 22:28:24
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zbj5xp/im_watching_the_world_cup_and_scrolled_by_this/iyryl8u/

Halara is just as bad as Shein and Temu. They’re all fast fashion with unethical labor practices.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 3, 2022 13:23:46
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zbj5xp/im_watching_the_world_cup_and_scrolled_by_this/iyrya9w/

Denim leggings = jeggings We aren’t recreating the wheel here Bri. And that same dingy white top. I bet the pits are yellowed out on that 🤢

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 3, 2022 13:21:38
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zbgz8b/who_who_did_this_lmaooooooooo/iyrxz1i/

![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 3, 2022 13:19:31
/r/womensstreetwear/comments/zawg8n/stripes_and_cozy_beige/iyqgn4k/

May I ask where you got those trousers and the long puffy jacket? Love your whole look!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/womensstreetwear on December 3, 2022 05:28:37
/r/funny/comments/zb1hoj/think_i_just_made_my_boyfriend_a_puppy_milk_latte/iyprx4h/

Can confirm, by using a high-speed centrifuge, I no longer have nipples.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on December 3, 2022 00:00:38
/r/itsbriannam/comments/zazmox/_/iyotp1g/

Her whites are so dingy. Girl, you can get bleach at the dollar tree since you’re so strapped for cash.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 2, 2022 19:13:27
/r/korea/comments/zar1e0/aaaaaaaaaa_i_cant_believe_it_its_happening/iyn9cls/

Even though the goal difference is the same for Uruguay and Korea, the goal forward was bigger for Korea than Uruguay which allowed us to advance.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/korea on December 2, 2022 12:37:31
/r/coys/comments/zarf2n/our_super_son_makes_the_difference/iyn7mvj/

Can I get an explanation on this karma and Suarez thing? I'm new and don't know.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on December 2, 2022 12:26:14
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zaj5if/least_bitter_ape/iyn1nba/

The full memestock saga is a far more rich and rewarding story than the short Jan 2021 rags-to-riches tales, but it's because we sat through all the intricate world-building and character development. The sad part is definitely when this all crescendos into a hilarious meltdown of crazed Apes at each others throats, outsiders just tuning in will be unable to fully understand where any of this shit is coming from other than just random people somehow mentally snapping.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 2, 2022 11:48:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zaj5if/least_bitter_ape/iymztbj/

Apes like this think that -their- goalposts are firmly rooted in reality and when they fail, it's the hedgies that moved them. Why did the splitividend do nothing? Was it because it was made-up nonsense and not how stocks work? No. It was because some massive stealth crime network -changed- how GME's stock split worked and then completely covered up their tracks, just to prevent GME from mooning. Quad-witching, Dorito of Doom, forward-splits, reverse-splits, cash dividends, share dividends, NFT dividends, there's so many ways that a stock can go to a billion dollars a share, yet not a single one has been attempted nor worked yet on GME nor any other stock ever since the NYSE has been founded. Because goalpost-moving crime.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 2, 2022 11:36:02
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/zab3vd/ape_wants_to_debate_their_dd_with_meltdown/iymc95a/

They can't, because they have so much money tied up in shorting the stock. They're heavily leveraged on loans from looping short-sells over and over, getting more leveraged every day, that there's no possible way that they could even use a fraction of their loan money to change strategies. Because the collective intelligence of all the world's financial institutions only amounts to short-selling companies that will one day run the world economy, while paying reddditors to bash them as dying companies going nowhere as a money-making strategy.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 2, 2022 08:44:54
/r/itsbriannam/comments/za5ohx/so_worried_about_childrens_safety_but_then_your/iykucu7/

That was a jump scare 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 1, 2022 22:22:04
/r/itsbriannam/comments/za4ljs/the_integrity_of_doing_this_is_lost_when_you_need/iykti08/

Now I’ll wait for Bri to bag up all of her Shein/Temu/Halara sweatshop shit.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 1, 2022 22:15:04
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z9tzm8/what_would_amc_be_worth_without_the_hype_hmmm_if/iykthp7/

Right now each ticker is worth 50% of the company. AMC's float is fixed while APE will dilute, potentially up to the dilution cap. Until the vote to merge happens and passes, APE will be worth less than AMC based on that alone. Once the vote to merge passes, AMC's price will be diluted down massively by the flood of APE shares, while APE's price will rise silghtly from the smaller amount of higher priced AMC being combined with it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 1, 2022 22:14:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z9tzm8/what_would_amc_be_worth_without_the_hype_hmmm_if/iyks3nj/

AMC won't get diluted until the vote to merge with APE passes, because the shareholders rejected expanding the float of AMC shares. APE on the other hand is dilutable without a vote, so its price is guaranteed to go down until the vote to merge with AMC passes, to which it'll increase in value by diluting down AMC.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 1, 2022 22:03:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/za05j1/nothing_bothers_him_zeal_at_its_finest/iykprsl/

They were fine with Cohen tweeting nonsense for two years. It's his recent -actions- of rugpulling BBBY, hanging out with a famous GME short-seller, and deleting GME from his twitter bio that have them switching to "Cohen was never important, GME will moon on its own!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 1, 2022 21:45:19
/r/Omaha/comments/za22q6/er_physician_accused_of_using_drugs_on_duty_loses/iyk3k0u/

That’s hard core, right into his neck. 😬

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on December 1, 2022 18:53:47
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z9phj9/book_king_booking_or_burger_king_or_something/iyihjwl/

Apes have a theory that because Ryan Cohen, a Canadian living in Florida, tweeted support of the Jan 6th riot, it doesn't mean that he's some gross Right-leaning libertarian, It means that he was actually pretending, because by mimicking a MAGA post, he actually was hinting 'MAGA/MGGA'. Microsoft+Alphabet/Google+Gamestop+Apple.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 1, 2022 12:28:22
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z9st1w/imagine_being_this_upset_about_balenciaga_but/iyigne8/

Right. She’s full of audacity.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on December 1, 2022 12:22:33
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z96rwd/i_mean_its_technically_true/iygvaaq/

For shares, you need to find the transfer agent from where they all come out from, and pay money for the transfer agent to go against the natural order of things to put them back in. So... something involving their moms?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on December 1, 2022 03:05:13
/r/AskWomen/comments/z8u8by/right_now_im_learning_that_love_isnt_always/iyggldt/

Wow, that's amazing advice. Thank you for sharing such a vital set of words.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AskWomen on December 1, 2022 00:08:03
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z8w5yz/its_beautiful_ive_been_staring_at_it_for_hours/iyeh4vi/

Both. They'll be the same stock once they merge. So APE goes up based on its float percentage to match AMC dropping based on its percentage. The more APE shares they print, the more it'll drop to APE's price, but APE will go up as it dilutes AMC's price down.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 30, 2022 15:09:34
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z8w5yz/its_beautiful_ive_been_staring_at_it_for_hours/iydrvuq/

The price gap is mostly because the supposed vote to merge APE and AMC back into one float still hasn't been scheduled and announced. With how low APE is trading, and how APE-holder votes will outnumber AMC votes (especially after more dilutions), AMC cultists are setting themselves up for someone like Ryan Cohen to swoop in, buy up all the APE shares, vote 'yes' on the stock merge, and make a shitton of money when the prices equalize in APE's favor.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 30, 2022 12:28:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z8r77q/this_smells_like_runic_glory/iyd8132/

Maybe earnings will brick it to $22. Boom. Prophecy fulfilled.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 30, 2022 10:17:15
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z827cu/the_jig_is_up_gang_theyve_reported_us/iycjpg7/

Ah-ha! So by not affecting the market, they are affecting the market. Checkmate, shill.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 30, 2022 06:41:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z8b2i8/veteran_ape_of_video_games_popcorn_and_towels_is/iybox5u/

The funny part is Ryan Cohen isn't even grifting them on buying GME and BBBY shares with his Icahn photo. RC just wanted to show off that he was part of the 'genius billionaire investor club' by showing off his lunch date. Apes are dropping their own rakes on the ground and stepping into them on their own.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 29, 2022 23:59:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z7vu3r/ape_meltdowns_over_meltdowners_3_pages_repost/iy90ck2/

We're actually paid by a system of IOUs hidden behind 'the fake price' that our broker friends have cooked the books to. The reality is that MOASS started long ago and is still going on, all the banks and brokers are just hiding the real share price for a mutually-agreed made-up one while embezzling to us billions from each Ape's portfolio.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 29, 2022 12:30:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z7vu3r/ape_meltdowns_over_meltdowners_3_pages_repost/iy8zfki/

A buy and a sell forming a trade creates volume. Volume creates pressure to drive the price up and down. To prevent this, Citadel pumps heavy amounts of negative volume (unbuys and unsells) into the market to cancel out the real volume, making to stock look like nothing's going on anymore and that it's just trading sideways.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 29, 2022 12:24:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z7s829/imagine_still_sucking_the_d_of_someone_who_openly/iy7yk7c/

It shows how strong the cult of personality around Ryan Cohen is. By all accounts of their get-together, they talked investments and Icahn bagged on GME as being overpriced and something that he's actively shorting, while Ryan Cohen wasn't able to sway his opinion, and has since removed 'Chairman of Gamestop' from his Twitter bio while telling the press that he's 'actively looking for other investment opportunities' like he did with BBBY.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 29, 2022 07:43:15
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z7ox0p/i_just_want_to_point_out_that_were_exactly_here/iy7xb0c/

December 7th, because Quarterly Earnings and Pearl Harbor. Though someone should remind the Apes what actually happened at Pearl Harbor.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 29, 2022 07:29:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z733dt/112822_morning_recap_welcome_to_the_2s/iy7pnx7/

And that museum curator? ...The final Ape holdout, trying to convert people in real-life with his DD collection. "Would you like to buy some batteries at our gift shop on your way out?"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 29, 2022 05:56:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z7jxww/math_is_hard/iy7mm6l/

He divided 4 million by 0.05 (5%) instead of multiplying. That's how 200k people each buying $20 of merch becomes $1.6 billion.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 29, 2022 05:12:37
/r/netflix/comments/z7281g/1899_season_1_was_a_huge_letdown_for_me_spoilers/iy71k2d/

Do we know that it's actually just made up? I thought it could be that while it is a simulation, each of their background stories that they went through had some kind of weight to the actual people themselves. Like maybe a similar past memory or maybe they relive their worst fear or something as punishment?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/netflix on November 29, 2022 00:31:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z6ip5k/this_is_the_future_everyone/iy4hqfg/

You laugh, but this Ape got in early on the digital jockstrap market. Just wait until every game in the future is packed with enemies skulking around disabling our player-characters with nutshots. Games would be unplayable without digital athletic protection. This Ape will be breezing through his games while we'll still be grind-farming in-game microtokens to rent our metaverse genital-padding.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 28, 2022 13:10:40
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z7108a/gamestop_announces_dividend/iy45t47/

Apes are standing by to gobble up all of Ryan Cohen's nut butter.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 28, 2022 11:52:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z6uqid/spread_the_word_battery_collection_is_back_on_the/iy44jj2/

Gamestop has notoriously bad prices and trade-in rates for new games and used, so Apes don't like talking about Gamestop's core business, since a simple internet search will show how bad a deal they are. You -might- find some deals in the bargain bins for 2+ year old lesser-known games, but generally Gamestop only sells their new games at MSRP until the end of time to make their used prices seem more compelling, and their used games are often priced at only $5-$10 below the original MSRP. You can usually find the same or better prices on new games at Walmart, Target and Best Buy compared to the used selection at Gamestop.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 28, 2022 11:43:34
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z6vhg0/15_year_investing_veteran_ape_spends_literally/iy42h3o/

Yes, but Apes play options to get their hands on shares like DFV did. This Ape basically painted himself into a corner because he kept buying options before realizing that he doesn't have enough money to exercise them.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 28, 2022 11:29:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z6uqid/spread_the_word_battery_collection_is_back_on_the/iy3kss9/

Premium shipping is normally $7.99, but for Black Friday, it's $7.99 -in green-.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 28, 2022 09:18:43
/r/coys/comments/z6fhja/gold_weston_mckennie_and_the_fabio_paratici_love/iy1akqz/

You don't have to listen to him if you dont want to. In fact, every point he makes is on his articles. These are just an outlet for him to just talk about his thoughts and opinions.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on November 27, 2022 19:01:37
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z67yk6/this_is_not_a_fud_this_is_a_meltdown/iy11cd5/

Since zero world governments nor the United Nations have answered Apes' cries to investigate Citadel, we can assume that every government on Earth is corrupt and complicit. Clearly this goes way up, so Apes are furiously reaching out to The Galactic Federation of Planets or Space Command or whatever group is next on the DD mailing list to step in and do something.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 27, 2022 17:54:15
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z67yk6/this_is_not_a_fud_this_is_a_meltdown/iy0zztc/

Nothing's more zen than turning your back on greed and casting aside all material possessions held in your name.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 27, 2022 17:44:38
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z66k7n/i_know_bri_isnt_trying_to_tell_us_about_big/iy07qv6/

You shut your mouth about coffee 😂😂😉 I don’t want to know. Let me be happy with my mold.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 27, 2022 14:35:19
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z67ax9/i_cannot/iy07e9r/

Is she wearing a padded bra to “work out” 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 27, 2022 14:32:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z64z7n/just_imagine_losing_10000_just_like_that/ixzrfhv/

He's just soft-flexing that he's lost $10k to BBBY so far.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 27, 2022 12:47:39
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z5l3yv/hoping_this_fills_on_monday/ixzbgvb/

Just wait until Apes learn of short-DRS, where intentionally locking up the float reduces liquidity. Toss in short-selling and short-buying to manipulate the price down, and you get a 'trapped in a falling elevator' scenario where cash-strapped Apes will be forced to underbid each other to exit for some money before it all goes to zero.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 27, 2022 10:55:35
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z5xc8e/b_u_l_l_i_s_h/ixz99ve/

They're living the simulation.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 27, 2022 10:39:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z5pd55/i_can_think_of_at_least_3_ape/ixyv2bz/

Gamestop had a 10+ year head start on eBay in being a place to buy and sell games and equipment though. They chose the business model of being a place that lowballed sellers hard and resisted internet comparison shopping. That's why they're currently dying with no foothold in the online game. It's too late for them to tap into that market anymore now that the big players have had 20+ years to get situated. They let a latecomer drink up their milkshake. That's why they're currently only in 17 countries worldwide, instead of like eBay or Amazon, who take in listings from private sellers in virtually any country for a ~15% cut.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 27, 2022 08:39:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z5ne10/apes_brigade_the_crypto_wallet_app_store_reviews/ixy47wp/

Then after the meal, when you go back to his place, you chat together on the sofa. He puts on some soft music, dims the lights, and takes out a red bandana...

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 27, 2022 02:37:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z5ne10/apes_brigade_the_crypto_wallet_app_store_reviews/ixy2uas/

They do. When it launched, Apes had begging threads where they asked each other for donations to get activated.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 27, 2022 02:19:02
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z5pd55/i_can_think_of_at_least_3_ape/ixy29uw/

The only reason eBay does so well in selling video games and consoles is because Gamestop sucks. If Gamestop actually had accessibility to fair and competitive pricing in mind and didn't take such a huge middleman cut (buying week-one games that sell for $59.99 for $12 and immediately try to resell them for $55.99) there would've never been a market for people Craigslisting and eBaying their used games.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 27, 2022 02:11:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z5ne10/apes_brigade_the_crypto_wallet_app_store_reviews/ixxr3ao/

It seems like such a weird and pointless product, even in the crypto-space. It's a self-custodial wallet, so Gamestop has zero liability if something goes wrong or you get scammed, yet you have to pay Gamestop to activate it. It's basically a grift to get Apes to download, pay the activation fee, and then fuck off forever.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 27, 2022 00:01:38
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z5ngpm/what_the_fuck_are_you_gonna_do_about_balenciaga/ixx2b84/

Nope. And she sure didn’t watch his update.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 26, 2022 20:27:12
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z5ngpm/what_the_fuck_are_you_gonna_do_about_balenciaga/ixx0wpt/

The funny part is she’s eating Chick Fil A. A known anti-LGBTQ company that she’s obviously ok supporting. So anti-Balenciaga but pro-hate.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 26, 2022 20:15:40
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z5kci7/scroll_to_see_the_thirsty_whore_in_action/ixwzcuq/

It’s already gone 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 26, 2022 20:02:54
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z5l8hk/yallshe_literally_took_my_bait_hook_line_and/ixwr3ox/

As she sips on a coke from McDonalds 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 26, 2022 18:56:06
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z5gy1l/planning_her_next_wedding/ixw4sl1/

Of course she’d pick a song from a woman beater. Seems right on par with her whole “brand” 🙄

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 26, 2022 16:03:33
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z598ou/dont_cache_checkout_folks/ixvav19/

It's their new blockchain checkout. Every order that you place lets you see and verify everyone else's order.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 26, 2022 12:32:31
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z4m886/thousands_converge_to_gamestop_brooklyn_to_buy/ixucmtt/

Because Gamestop sells new games at higher prices than their competition, and because Gamestop doesn't sell anything that competitors don't already sell, Apes have pivoted into dick-swinging photos on how many Gamestop-branded batteries they've bought. Because 'everyone needs batteries' and 'only Gamestop sells Gamestop batteries'! I'd say we wait a few months when GME batteries start hitting Marshall's, Ross and TJ Maxx for that DD to turn sour.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 26, 2022 07:39:14
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z4qekk/bbby_ape_gives_financial_advice/ixt9mwn/

Now that BBBY has crashed past its all-time-low and then some, some Apes have redefined 'up' as 'number of shares'. If he had 10 shares at $30, he just has to buy 30 more at $3 to be 'up 400%' Once BBBY's MOASS takes off, he's going to be 4x richer than if he didn't buy more.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 25, 2022 23:09:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z4m886/thousands_converge_to_gamestop_brooklyn_to_buy/ixsy4w0/

They probably don't have anything -to- display. 10 years ago it would've made sense for game developers to pay for fancy cardboard PDQs, posters, and stanchion signs then ship a bunch of each to every Gamestop store as promo materials and advertising costs, but brick-and-mortar stores make up such a tiny fraction of Day-1 game sales now (<15% and dropping) that it's more cost effective to put all that poster, swag and store decoration money into a youtuber or twitch streamer, and shill the console's own digital game store.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 25, 2022 21:24:44
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z4pwp2/funny_ive_never_heard_anything_like_this_about/ixsuiuy/

Did she already take this down? I don’t see it 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 25, 2022 20:52:23
/r/tifu/comments/z4g4d3/tifu_by_declaring_that_consent_is_my_kink_at/ixsnp8p/

Turducken Fuckin'

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tifu on November 25, 2022 19:52:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z4ns1l/apes_show_off_their_bags/ixsggzx/

A lot of Apes are really hungry for internet validation to the point that they lie to every intended audience. To other Apes, having huge bags shows their bravery, confidence, resolve, how wealthy they are pre-MOASS, and how calmly they can sit through this YOLO play to 'not care' about all that money sunken on the current price. To skeptics, having no bags and actual profit (while still holding and DRSing a shitton of shares) shows how smart, lucky, and stock-savvy they are at perfectly timing and swing-trading every peak and dip since this saga started. The reality is that nearly every Ape is unimpressive on both fronts. They have bags, and those bags are actually hurting them, but they're only a few hundred to thousand dollars in the game, and not enough to impress anyone on the internet.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 25, 2022 18:50:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z4k361/i_guess_the_dd_didnt_cover_holiday_hours_also/ixsedr0/

And take away $2.62 in capital gains taxes and he'd be paying out of pocket to vanish his shares.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 25, 2022 18:33:50
/r/funny/comments/z4idm4/a_japanese_fruit_seller_in_germany/ixri9nq/

Interesting. You should get that checked out with one of their Medical Research Facilities.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on November 25, 2022 14:29:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z3xr1l/thats_just_sad_i_hope_the_guy_will_realize_he/ixrgrcx/

The difference is that Ryan Cohen is a billionaire while Aron and BBBY's board members are just millionaires. It takes -a lot- of grifting and skimming off the labor of regular people 'on their team' to personally have wealth exceeding thousands of millionaires.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 25, 2022 14:18:00
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z3w6j7/moam_soon/ixprnrp/

They're the 'tie Velcro straps in a knot' crowd.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 25, 2022 04:45:23
/r/coys/comments/z3i1nj/mourinho_to_be_honest_japan_win_over_germany_was/ixnnmy3/

I just said generally. Not every single Asian is that. Do you even read? Don't start an argument if you can't see out of your own ass.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on November 24, 2022 15:59:56
/r/coys/comments/z3i1nj/mourinho_to_be_honest_japan_win_over_germany_was/ixn45fk/

Yet there are countless researchs and studies for why Eastern countries tend to be more collectivist than Western countries. So yeah... ludicrous lol

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on November 24, 2022 13:34:59
/r/coys/comments/z3i1nj/mourinho_to_be_honest_japan_win_over_germany_was/ixmd14d/

It is true that generally speaking, the Asian population is more collectivist than individualistic.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on November 24, 2022 10:21:59
/r/coys/comments/z1hfre/1960s_tottenham_hotspur_player_john_whites_death/ixl0ja9/

So yes. A spurs player who dies from something unusual is very "spursy" thing according to what you just said. Thanks for just reiterating it. Lol.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on November 24, 2022 00:58:41
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z34elw/theyre_trolling_us_at_this_point_right/ixkyrjd/

It's because their Prophet and Messiah Ryan Cohen only has two major topics that he tweets about and Apes have 'found the pattern'. Tweets about penises and sex make GME go up. Tweets about poop and toilets make GME go down. I wish I was making this up.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 24, 2022 00:39:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z2zx7p/not_indoctrinated_child_loves_the_stock/ixjh1pw/

Toddlers quickly gain the fine motor skills to draw straight lines and color consistently within the lines when it's necessary for food, love, and the beatings to stop.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 23, 2022 17:10:28
/r/coys/comments/z1hfre/1960s_tottenham_hotspur_player_john_whites_death/ixhs9k3/

Dying young or dying from something unusual is a "spursy" thing now?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on November 23, 2022 10:26:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z2hgjl/rumours_of_my_death_have_been_greatly_exaggerated/ixhcvyo/

When Apes get angry enough to start a debate here, they're usually laying into us with the most valuable and foolproof DD that they have in their minds. Breaking them usually just requires doing something that they've never done for themselves in the past two years: Taking a step back and comparing and contrasting what their DD 100% promises will happen with GME with what actually observably happens to the stock of other companies when they go through the exact same thing. "If a splitividividend-MOASS is real, then why didn't Amazon or Microsoft's stock do anything special when they split by share dividend?" "If buying up and locking all of Gamestop's $8 billion float is such a big deal, why after two years of him meme-ing about GME, did Elon Musk spend $44 billion to buy up every share of Twitter instead?" "If a buyout lets shareholders hold for any price they pick, then why did Twitter shares only sell for $54.20 before going private? Why didn't anyone think to tell Elon, "No sir, hold on. You can't have my share for less than $1,000,000,000"" They usually brush off the responses then and there, but the damage to their faith is permanent.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 23, 2022 08:32:27
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z26dxt/she_is_so_bad_at_promoting_products_i_havent/ixet7l0/

Also, who dresses like that to promote a product?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 22, 2022 17:11:39
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z24vhp/30_drops_3_times_a_day_for_7_days_you_going_to/ixet3a6/

😂😂I just cackled at this. Poor Noah.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 22, 2022 17:10:48
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z1xof5/maybe_because_they_werent_doing_that_and_it_was/ixdkj8s/

Apes think that hedgies are running an endless loop of high-speed buys and sells on their beloved stock to adjust the price to their liking. Apes think that for this to work and for hedgies to 'not be caught', shares and cash need to secretly switch hands off-market so it isn't just one group visibly buying then selling the same number of shares to itself. That's how in Apes' minds Dark Pools, Crypto, and ETFs fit in. It's a separate body that lets hedgies trade shares for money or money for shares so they can continue pretending to be only one side of the manipulation by only-buying or only-selling without anyone figuring out that something weird is going on.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 22, 2022 12:16:52
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z1gaop/i_would_send_this_one_back_flannel_and_leather/ixb6opt/

That’s a combination even Stevie Nicks would stay away from

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 21, 2022 22:11:35
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z1gaop/i_would_send_this_one_back_flannel_and_leather/ixb6kdj/

They are spendier but I love the Spanx pleather leggings.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 21, 2022 22:10:37
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z1fciw/ope_a_new_feel_bad_for_me_victim_post_went_up/ixaughw/

Sharpen your knives, you shouldn’t need to saw through a piece of broccoli 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 21, 2022 20:38:08
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z1elk3/shameless_plug_here_bc_i_love_my_basement_dwellers/ixajb57/

Personally I would not trust doing this for that reason. I don’t put it past any of them to message for the link and do just that.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 21, 2022 19:11:32
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z1aquf/pick_a_struggle/ixaisw3/

Had to do a Shein try on though 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 21, 2022 19:07:38
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z14civ/_/ix9pbgr/

That green dress 😬 She needs to buy some good bras too.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 21, 2022 15:36:47
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z12dai/apes_with_evil_intentions_are_preventing_moass/ix8x46j/

That's the loophole. You don't have to be an weak-hearted Ape to delay MOASS. Just buy, hold, DRS while sinning and shilling and that stock price will go nowhere.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 21, 2022 12:31:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z12hmf/today_is_the_longawaited_t90_since_ape_dilution/ix8wcae/

He won this bet. He now has three eggs.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 21, 2022 12:26:19
/r/rachresesnark/comments/z0y6yh/fyi_she_is_so_much_better_and_richer_than_anyone/ix8sad4/

Also, pretty sure most Natives don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/rachresesnark on November 21, 2022 11:59:03
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z10k19/who_called_it/ix8s469/

I would bet money on the essential oils. I was a vet tech for years, we saw so many people who would bring their cats or dogs in, not disclose they were using them, and we’d treat them for something else. The place I used to work at, literally put it on the intake form now, “do you use essential oils or wall plug ins in your home?”

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 21, 2022 11:57:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z0r7cx/we_got_a_seller/ix7zhso/

Those $50 FTX gift cards at Gamestop can buy soooo many FTX coins now!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 21, 2022 08:24:15
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z0ahqm/hi_savanna_the_snitch/ix56k6c/

These pick me girls, lord. 🙄Good work, Savannah 😂 Now your nose is even farther up her ass. We salute you! 🫡

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 20, 2022 15:56:28
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z00g80/should_have_gone_with_gamestop_it_would_have/ix4ifae/

Apes weren't completely wrong. NFTs being a decentralized receipt means that the record of sale is forever on that blockchain. What their DD utterly ignored and missed is that their decentralized receipts still need a centralized authority to accept them to redeem them. If that authority goes bankrupt or says 'no', then it's no different than banging on the doors of a boarded-up Toys 'R Us, demanding a refund for what's printed on a paper receipt.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 20, 2022 13:18:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzutq5/if_you_had_a_cult_of_followers_willing_to_buy/ix4bbyf/

Ryan Cohen knows what he's doing. His pro-China tweets months ago leading to his pro-China books now plus him saying in interviews that he's looking for a new investment venture means that he's probably going to move his money over there, and wants his brainwashed Apes to help pump whatever joint-venture that he has planned.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 20, 2022 12:30:37
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzkpef/the_end_is_near/ix4a7lu/

0%... for now. Watch Cohen immediately do an IPO for his little publishing company for multi-millions of dollars. It's probably why he founded the company instead of just piggy-backing off an existing publisher.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 20, 2022 12:23:04
/r/itsbriannam/comments/z06i49/hαρρყ_ϝɾҽαƙιɳɠ_bιɾƚԋԃαყ_ƚσ_tαɾყɳ/ix4272q/

HBD gorgeous!! I hope your day is full of things you love!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 20, 2022 11:27:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z03fbg/compilation_of_apes_unraveling_the_secrets_of_the/ix4043v/

He's going to sell at the peak of the next rally, like he did with BBBY.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 20, 2022 11:13:35
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z03fbg/compilation_of_apes_unraveling_the_secrets_of_the/ix3ziqp/

And an anagram for peer reviewed is... Pede reviewer? The pieces are fitting together.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 20, 2022 11:09:34
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzsfdy/dwac_moam_incoming/ix2zwem/

It's a Schroedinger's MOAM. Elon's trying to save face after doing a 'Should I reinstate Trump?' poll with the 'Yes' side winning, but Trump made a public "No thanks. Twitter has too many problems." video statement. Elon Musk embarrassed himself by getting rejected on the one thing that he probably bought Twitter for, while Trump giving Truth Social lip service (but not using it) and keeping his reinstated Twitter up has everyone wondering if he's going to blue-ball Truth Social again.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 20, 2022 05:14:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzvl18/apes_discuss_rcs_new_book_venture/ix2yx6o/

In that WSJ interview he pretty much said that he was looking for the next BBBY to make himself a ton of money off of. He's also removed 'Chairman of Gamestop' from his twitter profile. Ryan Cohen's found his calling, to grift and rugpull Apes for multi-millions, over and over again.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 20, 2022 04:59:53
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzvl18/apes_discuss_rcs_new_book_venture/ix2yjui/

That's how we know The Meltdown is here. They're furiously punching themselves in the nuts while crying about their nuts getting punched.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 20, 2022 04:54:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzvl18/apes_discuss_rcs_new_book_venture/ix2ychv/

Especially since all three stocks each had their own impressive pump-and-dump FOMO rally. There's a whole lot of "Ha, ha! You guys totally missed your bus, but my bus is coming back for me!" vibes.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 20, 2022 04:51:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzi5vu/our_dd_was_right_sock_exchange_confirmed/ix29a1x/

They have to. They're filled with encrypted DD from their cult leader.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 19, 2022 23:35:47
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzthbx/nft_dividend_incoming/ix28p1b/

He knows. These children's books have tons of Ape symbols in the illustrations, and his tweets from the past six months have been the titles of the books.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 19, 2022 23:30:09
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzthbx/nft_dividend_incoming/ix28fzr/

Short sellers will pay a bajillion dollars for a real share so they can get their own NFT of Cohen's new 'work harder, amass wealth, and love China' children's books.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 19, 2022 23:27:42
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yzrz70/this_woman_is_raising_a_son_a_son_thats_going_to/ix28fja/

Or men who want nothing to do with their moms when they grow up and realize how unimportant they were to them. Makes me sad for him.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 19, 2022 23:27:34
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzr77g/can_rc_be_any_more_clear_that_drs_is_the_answer/ix1qnyp/

The illustrator added a ring to the bottom of the piggy bank that one of the kids is pointing to.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 19, 2022 20:54:04
/r/anime/comments/yzfv0z/spy_x_family_part_2_episode_20_discussion/ix1hc9o/

As random and slapdash her arrangement was, it's probably an accurate reflection of how cluttered and chaotic her mind is, when she can always hear the inner voices of everyone around her.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/anime on November 19, 2022 19:38:48
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzhdml/now_theyre_making_memes_for_us/ix12frj/

Cohen was smart enough to tell the illustrator to sprinkle rockets, diamonds, and gorillas in the drawings, so the books are going to be a financial success as Apes buy them as financial guidance.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 19, 2022 17:41:59
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzjf2p/ape_carries_around_enemies_list_so_he_can_seek/ix0nzel/

Just like with their stock analyses, Apes only worship characters for an iconic scene without thinking about what the bigger picture is telling them. GME is their guaranteed ticket to billionairedom just because of Jan 2021, when all signs since point to the pressures of that time being gone, and all that's left is a dying mall shop barely propped up by a dwindling number of cultists.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 19, 2022 15:54:28
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yz0ae0/im_doing_my_part_do_you_have_your_synthetic_float/iwzx4if/

I have more floats than a Thanksgiving Day parade.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 19, 2022 12:44:12
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzgf30/childrens_books_are_rcs_alternative/iwzwss8/

The Ape isn't talking about the world in general, he's saying that Ryan Cohen's sEcReT mEsSaGeS are switching from weekly Twitter broadcast to monthly children's books. Not that it's any less brain-broken and fucked up.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 19, 2022 12:41:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yz9x3t/has_sizeable_passive_holdings_in_apple_wells_citi/iwzk9vj/

From what I've seen, Apes think that Cohen is a loving, compassionate person simply because Chewy as a pet supply store tries to be as sensitive to pet owners as possible on the customer service side. Writing them condolence cards when their pets pass and refunding customers for the final bag of uneaten food, no matter how much is left. From all the accounts of people who have worked from him at Chewy and board members that have left Gamestop (like Reggie Fils-Aime), Cohen's not a compassionate listener of 'the little guy' at all, and is a typical insensitive "I know best. My way or the highway" boss that doesn't listen to any feedback or ideas that aren't his and simply surrounds himself with yes-men.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 19, 2022 11:11:18
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yzbd83/of_course_the_less_regarded_apes_left_a_long_time/iwzijcg/

It was GME-owned NFTs on the NFT marketplace and GMErica logo apparel in the stores. It's funny how consistently late and behind schedule they are. They weren't able to release everything in time for July 4th, so it was a weird Red, White and Blue patriotic merch and NFT launch that happened in early fall.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 19, 2022 10:58:34
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yyojic/is_this_what_shes_wearing_to_go_find_her_mans/iwx0jmc/

Those are the same nasty tights she wears to “work out” 🤢

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 18, 2022 19:06:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yygyb2/shit_yall_are_still_here/iwv5r9e/

That's America's Ass.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 18, 2022 11:19:54
/r/DefNoodles/comments/yxchlc/threads_on_fire_and_h3_mods_have_finally_stopped/iwsmja5/

I think Jimmie wants an internet audience, and he was 'soft-deplatformed' by Ethan to only being allowed 1 H3 appearance a year after he got into a twitter feud and started slinging Muslim jokes. Jimmie was loyal enough to Ethan that he refused a fake Keemstar booking, and Def is the closest thing to an Ethan-ally that would book him. In a weird way, I could see Jimmie and Def's roast humor teaming up.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/DefNoodles on November 17, 2022 20:13:23
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yxzuaa/i_just_got_blocked_in_kingerys_live/iws2azr/

Sam and Bri aren’t friends, pretty sure Sam has made several Tik toks mocking Bri

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 17, 2022 17:39:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yxtsnj/can_we_resume_shilling_kenny_aa_gensler_biden/iwr8f9w/

No die, no buy. Sell, Sell, Sell.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 17, 2022 14:17:51
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yxcms9/its_her_audacity_to_be_condescending_about_t/iwo9qz8/

I don’t understand having to stay on Tik Tok ALL day and night because you’re worried about what comments people will make and out you. Yet. Here we are 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 16, 2022 21:43:03
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yx6ibo/so_nobody_has_a_chokehold_enough_to_make_you_wait/iwnbfht/

I don’t have time to make dozens of videos hoping Morgan Wallen will notice me, but that’s neither here nor there.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 16, 2022 17:20:28
/r/itsbriannam/comments/ywyzgt/gross/iwmlb2f/

She must be paying for affirmations this week 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 16, 2022 14:28:51
/r/Omaha/comments/ywk7l3/best_local_bookshop/iwlp5by/

The Next Chapter

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on November 16, 2022 10:54:00
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ywoetc/moass_starts_when_fake_drs_goes_from_5758/iwky5ot/

Half of Half. In their goalpost moving, Apes have invented a term called 'Free Float', which subtracts all institutional shares. Right now, Apes are trying to buy up all retail-owned shares (which stands at about half the real float) and turn them into Ape-owned shares. The 50%+ they have is for 'free float'. So in reality they're still putzing around at 25%.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 16, 2022 07:13:26
/r/itsbriannam/comments/ywhtz0/the_only_reason_shes_giving_this_not_sure_if_im/iwk3hli/

I hope he runs as an independent and splits the GOP vote and screws them over again. For their next “red wave” 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 16, 2022 00:24:22
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yvomtn/flyboy_seems_to_be_ok_with_her_position_on/iwj3z4z/

It’ll just be a matter of time before shit hits the fan. She can’t keep up this facade she thinks she has going on. Also his line about being able to be friends if they disagree. She’s not talking about her favorite color, she’s degrading humans. There’s no “disagreement” in that.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 15, 2022 19:26:27
/r/Omaha/comments/ywd6tz/in_urgent_need_of_24_pie_plates/iwj3jau/

Restaurant Depot

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on November 15, 2022 19:23:06
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yw7s49/yall_my_funeral_is_tomorrow_because_this_killed/iwidya2/

I really wondered how they would be ok with her considering she is complete opposite of them. She couldn’t even use their pronouns right. I’d prolly put up with that too if I was getting paid 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 15, 2022 16:24:04
/r/tifu/comments/yvu8tx/tifu_by_writing_a_smut_fanfiction_for_my/iwhft6j/

You're just not reading the right fanfiction.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tifu on November 15, 2022 12:46:58
/r/Tottenham/comments/yvsbwz/if_i_use_a_vpn_is_there_any_channelcountry_where/iwhdn6c/

How does that work? Second time hearing this. Just Google any IPTV and select any one of them?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Tottenham on November 15, 2022 12:33:03
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yvxmnm/would_you_look_at_that/iwh9nw2/

She is an idiot.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 15, 2022 12:07:03
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yvjrol/has_anyone_taught_her_about_condoms_or_following/iwh956w/

My 19 year old is a rhythm method bebe. 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 15, 2022 12:03:37
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yvacrm/guess_shes_a_crystal_girl_now/iwd900x/

As someone who really *is* into crystals, I’m offended 😂 I’m sure she walked into some shop, picked up the pretty ones and doesn’t even know what to do with them.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 14, 2022 14:58:32
/r/Music/comments/yujoxi/jeff_bezos_awards_dolly_parton_100_million_to/iwd75io/

You imagine wrong. Tesla started taking Department of Energy grants on making their first car in 2009. Same with SpaceX. The expectation of government grants were baked into the founding. Elon Musk didn't start these projects in a vacuum. They were started with a lot of private venture capital on the hopes that they would piggyback and profit massively off government (and military) contracts, which they did.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Music on November 14, 2022 14:46:36
/r/Music/comments/yujoxi/jeff_bezos_awards_dolly_parton_100_million_to/iwcow09/

He's still getting a shitton of government grants and financial support though. That's the key trend in all of Musk's ventures, from Tesla to solar to hyperloop to Starlink to SpaceX. On their own those companies wouldn't be what they are without all the state, federal, and international government backing.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Music on November 14, 2022 12:48:32
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yuiuk0/dont_you_know_youve_gotta_have_a_job_to_buy_a/iwchn29/

We were all young and dumb once but come on. She has a child and grown up responsibilities. She could afford a lawyer if she wasn’t paying for hotel rooms, gas, wear and tear on whatever car she IS driving, food/entertainment/etc. I was a single mom once too but I didn’t get child support and I didn’t have time to waste my days recording myself trying on crappy clothes. I worked two jobs (three, if you count my bartending job on the weekends I didn’t have my kids) to support myself and my two kids. I wasn’t gallivanting off every weekend spending my money on flannels and beanies 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 14, 2022 12:00:59
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yuiuk0/dont_you_know_youve_gotta_have_a_job_to_buy_a/iwcgmec/

She was in an accident that she claims was not her fault and she messed up something with insurance and rented this car that they didn’t approve. There was some big to do about how she couldn’t afford a lawyer to go after the insurance company. So not necessarily affording her car, but not being able to afford to clean up the mess she made. Meanwhile she’s in Nashville all the time or buying new shitty clothing from Shein and Temu.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 14, 2022 11:54:12
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yuiuk0/dont_you_know_youve_gotta_have_a_job_to_buy_a/iwc8wge/

? Are you asking if she is a rep for Shein and the company below them? Both Chinese fast fashion. Yep, she sure is.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 14, 2022 11:01:42
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yul52w/if_gme_hits_42_this_week_ill_donate_1k_to_my/iwbk67l/

Or 'Intwu-nationwu sekwuwities fwaud. Uwu.'

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 14, 2022 07:46:12
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yul52w/if_gme_hits_42_this_week_ill_donate_1k_to_my/iwbjomm/

It's okay. We'll own it forever... on the blockchain.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 14, 2022 07:41:13
/r/Music/comments/yujoxi/jeff_bezos_awards_dolly_parton_100_million_to/iwb6il9/

Which brings up an interesting point, that of all the billionaires that are chasing space travel, Musk is the only one that hasn't actually done a low-earth orbit- for fun. Maybe his interest in space is merely financial compared to Bezos and Branson.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Music on November 14, 2022 04:50:40
/r/Music/comments/yujoxi/jeff_bezos_awards_dolly_parton_100_million_to/iwb5w31/

Boa constrictors can exert 12 lbs per square inch of crushing force and have jaws that separate and move independently to walk large objects down their esophagus.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Music on November 14, 2022 04:41:03
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yumce0/gamestop_is_the_amazon_killer_by_sellingchecks/iwaqh2q/

PS5s sell themselves. The real problem is being able to secure enough of them to save the company. Even if Gamestop spent every last penny of its current $900 million in cash on PS5s, they would only make $90 million in profit. Less than a third of their quarterly debt.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 14, 2022 01:03:35
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yufno6/not_surprising_shed_want_a_home_that_was_owed_by/iw9lato/

Ugh, sweetie but you can’t. 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 13, 2022 19:05:05
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yuiuk0/dont_you_know_youve_gotta_have_a_job_to_buy_a/iw9l4vf/

You can’t afford to pay for your car, how are you going to invest in anything? And you rep Chinese fast fashion. Sit all the way down, Bri.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 13, 2022 19:03:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ytwevs/apes_not_so_confident_anymore/iw86zve/

It probably did boost sales, but Apes forget that they have Ryan "Spend All My Investors' and Company's Money And Then Some" Cohen in charge. There's a reason why Chewy never posted profit leading up to PetSmart buying them up, and why PetSmart decided to spit them back out shortly after instead of continuing Cohen's business model.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 13, 2022 13:31:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yu1iyy/thread_was_about_ftx_being_hacked_after_declaring/iw7lxee/

Nobody knows what it means. It's provocative. It gets the juices flowing.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 13, 2022 11:10:44
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yt8u38/i_was_digging_at_old_preape_sites_and_found_this/iw6r3m7/

Congratulations on your dig into the fossil record finding the missing link to our species' divergence. This amazing specimen is clearly half-Ape, half-paperhanded sellout shill.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 13, 2022 06:28:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yt8u38/i_was_digging_at_old_preape_sites_and_found_this/iw6r0kp/

Congratulations on your dig into the fossil record finding the missing link to our species' divergence. This specimen is clearly half-Ape, half-paperhanded sellout shill.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 13, 2022 06:27:48
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ytjrbj/breaking_news_crypto_cult_dying_is_now_bullish/iw4k3f9/

|This is how you fight fire with fire No, that is how you needlessly burn yourself beyond all recognition.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 12, 2022 17:25:33
/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/yt7o6t/my_mom_1994_moments_before_i_was_born/iw3tp6f/

Can confirm. This guy's missing out.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/OldSchoolCool on November 12, 2022 14:18:28
/r/itsbriannam/comments/ytcxsj/wonder_if_britches_will_change_her_pronouns_to/iw3m8wl/

The woman who posted this on Twitter has a habit of lying, just like our dear friend, Bri. She got dragged on Twitter for sharing this 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 12, 2022 13:25:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yt87z2/summary_of_past_week/iw36wiy/

Grifters have figured out that it's easy to get Apes to pivot into throwing their money into pretty much anything if you frame it with word salad that sounds like their original DD. It can be other stocks (AMC, BBBY), crypto (LRC, IMX, FTX), spinoff products (NFTs, T-shirts, Sweatpants, batteries), and even completely unrelated Ape-assistance products (Lauer's trading platform, Pulte's financial strategy book) You just have to ramble on about how it has the potential to be worth a bajillion dollars, and that there's a evil shadowy organization that's short-selling and spreading FUD about it to devalue it, and Apes will flock to spend their next paycheck on whatever their Reddit Ouija-board points to.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 12, 2022 11:40:28
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/ysxa0e/demps_features/iw1ievj/

This isn’t gossip. Take it down.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on November 12, 2022 00:31:27
/r/meirl/comments/ysrq66/meirl/iw10rms/

I knew I forgot something this morning….off to be bisexual!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/meirl on November 11, 2022 21:40:27
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ysquow/shills_in_lieu_of_the_annual_office_fantasy/iw0os0i/

He dumped his 11% stake in BBBY at $40, and the stock is now <$4. Their copium is that he planned this and rugpulled all of them so he can buy the entire company now with his take. ...Annnnnny moment now...

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 11, 2022 19:58:11
/r/itsbriannam/comments/ysl0h9/ack_to_pushing_china_clothing_today/iw0b61a/

That last one especially is awful. Not flattering at all on her. She needs someone else to do shopping for her because she picks things that are not flattering or colors that don’t look good on her at all

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 11, 2022 18:10:35
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yskwoz/ig_stories/iw0apzq/

I saw this tweet today and died 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 11, 2022 18:07:11
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ysftdg/is_this_the_5d_chess_the_apes_are_talking_about/ivzc4zc/

> used dog food I think that you've cracked the code on what Cohen's emoji-tweets were about

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 11, 2022 14:03:07
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ysftdg/is_this_the_5d_chess_the_apes_are_talking_about/ivzbpgw/

Apes are trying to play a game of marbles while everyone else is playing Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 11, 2022 14:00:11
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ysgtsr/lauer_trying_to_regain_apes_sympathy_by_playing/ivzagju/

Pulte is the low-tech grifter. Instead of spreading Ape-invented gobbley-gook that makes him sound like an expert at market mechanics that needs Ape funding to create a financial terminal to beat hedge funds at their own game at trading stocks and crypto, Pulte gives money away on Twitter to his followers while selling them a paperback book on how to get as rich as he is.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 11, 2022 13:51:46
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ys5toy/getting_a_job_is_fud/ivy2ifx/

It's not impossible to transfer out his ComputerShare balance to be managed by another company. If ComputerShare is still holding unmoveable, unvested shares for him, then he's still working for someone else. And hiding the entire account outright while working as a financial advisor is how to go to jail once it gets exposed in a tax filing. This is not finacial advisor advice.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 11, 2022 08:50:09
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yrwp51/daddy_cruz/ivwchq6/

She’s disgusting. She’s supposedly pro-woman and she supports Herschel? She is all for shock factor, nothing else.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 10, 2022 21:19:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yrsh8c/todays_mental_gymnastics_podium/ivw42xk/

Just wait until Apes find out where Ryan Cohen lives.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 10, 2022 20:13:05
/r/aww/comments/yriiq6/beluga_gets_melon_massage/ivvlxu3/

Me being horrified thinking they have a soft spot like infants do. 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/aww on November 10, 2022 17:55:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yqz0cg/apes_find_out_the_dtcc_is_prodrs/ivssnir/

Yes. The premise is that brokers are lying about everyone's share balances and dollar values and that they're skimming off the top and trading shares on the side for profit. DRS is supposed to force the market to be honest by making GME shares untouchable and untradeable by brokers, so Apes aren't cheated by their fake pricing and manipulations. The thing is, how does ComputerShare sell shares on the NYSE if a MOASS happens? They're just a company in Australia. ...They send the shares to a Wall Street broker.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 10, 2022 05:15:16
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yr8nfd/this_is_it_im_telling_you_this_is_it/ivsrn3r/

They're trying to reach the moon by eating so many cheeseburgers that gravity gets tired and lets go.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 10, 2022 05:00:49
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yqsvqd/tw_bow_wow_is_right_woof/ivq49xr/

She needs to learn to take videos from above instead of setting her camera down so low.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 9, 2022 15:07:19
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yqhnxy/whats_the_deal_with_cultists_and_batteries_is_it/ivofzxc/

You can tell that they're shitty when they don't even list the mAh capacity of the batteries on the website. AA's can hold anywhere from 900 to 2850 and higher, with the lower end being the generics that come with electronics when batteries are included.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 9, 2022 08:18:54
/r/HousingUK/comments/yphmam/bidding_for_rental/ivj9ib1/

Yes exactly, we have been experiencing the same issues having cats. It's tempting to just lie about having pets and getting a property, but it's very stressful. It seems so difficult to find a property that allows pets. We were lucky to find this one that was nice enough (i.e. not a complete dump like you mentioned!) but were unfortunately outbidded.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/HousingUK on November 8, 2022 06:22:50
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yoxzvl/i_know_this_bitch_isnt_serious_i_love_how_she/ivguyk3/

I’ll bet they didn’t teach Thirst Traps 101 or Economics of Taking Loans Out for Some Dude You Barely Know. Like anything else, you get out of it what you put into it. She was probably husband shopping more than anything else. So she didn’t have to actually take care of herself.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 7, 2022 16:41:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yoq62d/how_is_it_youre_helping_the_poor_exactly/ivfi5ek/

It's exactly how and why they hitch their wagons to Gamestop and Ryan Cohen. It's one thing to believe in and happily rally around a 'power to the players/made for the little people' company, but of all companies and leaders, they didn't choose Patagonia, where employees all share stake like a co-op, nor Costco, where the CEO-to-worker pay gap is among the lowest globally, but a pawn shop known for decades of price gouging, headed by a billionaire with -no- philantropy to his name that tweets edgy libertarian horseshit like 'stop taxing the rich, work harder for money' Apes and Q-nuts have a weird habit of choosing the exact opposite of what they stand for, and pick champions that are outright against their beliefs.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 7, 2022 11:26:35
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ynxs2m/the_future_of_finance/iveq1xm/

Many things have been financially successful because of Apes. Computershare has made a lot of money off Apes... DRS-GME-DD.com has made a lot of money off Apes... Pulte has made a lot of money off Apes... DFV has made a lot of money off Apes... Ryan Cohen has made a lot of money off Apes... The trick is that all of them take from the Apes without giving anything back.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 7, 2022 07:58:43
/r/solotravel/comments/yo9xfv/experiences_with_being_followed_had_my_creepiest/ivdxfwo/

Your naivety is blinding your judgement. All that you say above is riding on HOPE that things will turn out well. Hope doesn't do much when you are actually in a dangerous situation. The phrase is to hope for the best, plan for the worst. OP did exactly that, good for her.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/solotravel on November 7, 2022 01:39:40
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yo78yn/according_to_apes_latest_ftx_news_is_fud/ivd9yma/

Running a company at a loss isn't the same as personally being at a loss. Cohen made himself a billionaire by wasting other people's money running Chewy at a loss to the point that it scared Petsmart on how fast they were gobbling up market share.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 6, 2022 21:49:25
/r/Omaha/comments/yo9ps5/best_hyvee_floral_location/ivd8zuv/

156 and Maple is amazing!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on November 6, 2022 21:41:29
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yn0mnw/gme_apes_in_35_years/iv85f60/

Intergenerational wealth

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 5, 2022 21:06:52
/r/Omaha/comments/ympyvm/brittany_holtmeyer_for_papillionlavista_answered/iv6ype8/

Someone should ask her to calculate how much she made on the fake “Can’t mask don’t ask” ADA badges she made and sold.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on November 5, 2022 15:57:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ymq9v8/i_can_hear_the_screams_of_shill_echoing_around/iv5f6ek/

99.9% of Apes don't even know what 'fundamentals' are, they just bounce words that sound cool to them and use words to mean whatever they want to. As far as I can remember, every single Angry Ape that storms in here to correct us on how wrong we are on "GME's fundamentals" only bring up technicals. The stock price, the trading volume, the short interest. A few are reasonable enough to agree that the company's fundamentals are shit once they learn what the word actually means (but still bullish for the future!) while the true lost-causes insist that the technicals are the fundamentals.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 5, 2022 09:20:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ymedbl/we_got_into_another_head_ᕦ_ʖ_ᕤ/iv45oqc/

They just have to shop there once to know how badly the minimum-wagers are under management's gun to run -everyone- through an absurdly lengthy sales gauntlet. "Do you have a Gamestop Credit Card? Do you have PowerUp rewards? Do you have a preorder reservation? If not, do you want to preorder anything? Did you check out the used offerings for a discount off the game you want? Do you want a disc warantee?..."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 4, 2022 23:42:53
/r/funny/comments/ym7svr/just_guys_being_dudes/iv3kvm2/

"Don't give up. You're almost there, I know it." - Your bro

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on November 4, 2022 20:44:04
/r/pics/comments/ylvceg/when_you_wont_sell/iv1tnx7/

You're selfish but I hope I go first

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/pics on November 4, 2022 13:19:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ym1dy6/suppliers_halt_shipments_to_bbby_before_the/iv1svpr/

If they DRS their cash, their cash is safe from the bankruptcy lawyers when they come for it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 4, 2022 13:14:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ym2nzl/just_another_bag_holder/iv1s9wt/

Worse. He'd be down 40% if it doubles and down 10% if it triples.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 4, 2022 13:10:27
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yl91fv/thisiswhyishill/iv17z86/

Blackberry Apes were the same way. They spun it as a company whose main business was in trouble, but they had crucial patents on self-driving car software for sale. They thought that selling the patents would moon the stock and bring BB back into the fold as a globally relevant tech company, instead of simply leaving behind the same shitty Blackberry company, minus the patents.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 4, 2022 10:57:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ylycgz/maybe_in_cults_101_to_show_the_students_that_not/iv12dwz/

Social media cults have made it a lot easier to see how these things grow and evolve. Before social media, only people within the cult were able to see how the onboarding and indoctrination worked, and only long-time members that had proven their dedication to the leadership and worked their way up the loyalty chain were able to access the full cult scripture and actually witness what the cult leaders say to each other to truly judge the cult for what it is. It used to take a cult disbanding or a high-level member defecting to learn everything about a cult, but SS has let us all read the daily drama, doctrine revisions and leadership changes as outsiders.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 4, 2022 10:19:53
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yl781y/why_didnt_i_see_this_sooner/iuzoaf2/

An APE share has the same voting rights as AMC. AMC just has to announce when the vote will be and that vote will easily pass from APE being cheaper -and- outnumbering AMC shares post-dilution. AMC holders can all vote 'no', but that just lets big money swoop in later to buy up all the APE which is guaranteed to multiply in value (while diluting AMC-only holders).

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 4, 2022 00:52:16
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yl73a1/i_had_a_hard_time_believe_this_was_not_satire/iuyl1o8/

He didn't say -what- industry.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 3, 2022 19:43:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yld5ok/monkey_doesnt_understand_why_cfo_doesnt_like/iuy9ylo/

RC is an activist investor, just not as smart nor competent as Icahn. He bought his way into GME's board to shake things up, and he did 'outside the box' things like hire Reggie Fils-Aime of Nintendo as a consulting board member, but Reggie quit after a few months after saying that Cohen had no plan for him other than hiring him for his name and celebrity. Cohen has done nothing with his activist position other than what worked for him with Chewy when it was a startup, which is spend more and more money on inventory and warehousing to sell product at staggering losses to increase market share in hopes of a competitor buyout. Unfortunately, unlike dog food sales where everyone's on the same playing field in terms of product logistics and distribution, Gamestop is selling physical game discs to compete against digital stores.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 3, 2022 18:24:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yl7j4g/melties_proven_right_once_again/iuy67k0/

Speak for yourself. I'm still trying to decide if I should upvote him for spreading general FUD and unease across Apedom or downvote him to trigger his persecution-complex to launch him into a hyper-concentrated meltdown.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 3, 2022 17:32:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yl4ocg/these_are_my_favorite_type_of_posts/iuy5fgi/

"Hey, it's why we've been calling ourselves 'Apes', right guys?... Guys?"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 3, 2022 17:27:40
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yl6599/this_might_come_back_to_bite_bri_i_cannot_believe/iux8zot/

Yikes. She really gives her info out to anyone and everyone. Mother of the year right there. She’s so worried about protecting her son from groomers and CRT, when she’s doing shit like this.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 3, 2022 14:01:01
/r/korea/comments/ykjb1y/son_heungmin_a_doubt_for_world_cup_after/iuurc7a/

Now these days with the new technology we have, if he recovers well, it could really only be 3 to 4 weeks. Also a possibility that he could play sooner with a face mask, but this is in a very good scenario. We will see probably in a few days.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/korea on November 2, 2022 23:50:03
/r/korea/comments/ykjb1y/son_heungmin_a_doubt_for_world_cup_after/iuuqujc/

Yes plenty of players have played with a mask on when injured near that area and are safe to play. Usually a hard no on aerial battles for obvious reasons.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/korea on November 2, 2022 23:45:26
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/ykl7wu/whats_the_story_with_tc_huck/iuu9x8l/

She’s friends with Brianna. That tells me all I need to know about her.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on November 2, 2022 21:32:47
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yk3ha5/all_we_have_to_do_to_get_100_dividends_is_vote/iusccb2/

Gamestop has $900 million in cash left and 300 million shares to dividend. Spending $3 a wristband would bankrupt them.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 2, 2022 13:45:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yk1vyx/ftx_partnership_seems_to_be_disappointing_for/iurq4r2/

So much on Ape MOASS theory hinges on retail traders being able to 'say the price that they want', when that's absolutely not how buyouts and stock conversions work. Elon recently bought up 100% of Twitter's shares for $44 billion, and there was no MOASS caused by some single-share holder in his mom's basement telling him "Nuh-uh, Mr. Musk. I want $44 billion for my share alone, or you're not getting Twitter."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 2, 2022 11:21:53
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/yj9m12/michael_quintocki_was_just_in_his_live_where_he/iup6o02/

There is something off for sure.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on November 1, 2022 20:27:32
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yjo8y0/more_desperate_cringe_content_im_sure_that_chili/iup68gf/

My sister is married to a blue collar man. She’s one of the toughest broads I know, raising two kids while her husband works long hours. Bri can’t handle not getting a text back in a few hours time. There’s no way she’d be able to handle it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on November 1, 2022 20:24:31
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yjk1bq/sideways_good_down_easier_to_drs_the_float_up/iup2si2/

Plus, reality keeps proving them wrong. Elon recently bought up all of Twitter's float for $44 billion. Twitter's float was locked, but there was no MOASS where Twitter shares went into trillions per share because investors wanted to holdout and shakedown Elon Musk for phone number prices.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 1, 2022 20:00:14
/r/coys/comments/yjinio/match_thread_marseille_vs_tottenham_uefa/iuo96ef/

So you want an actual heart attack instead by reading the match thread?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on November 1, 2022 16:38:35
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yiqzpl/another_goalpost_destroyed_welcome_to_the_live/iulnhcw/

> The money has to come from somewhere. This is FUD. Everyone that's read the DD knows that during MOASS, each and every share will sell for more money than has ever been put into circulation across the whole world since the dawn of time. Money doesn't have to come from anywhere. When the stars align and the Dorito of Doom falls, money just arrives.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on November 1, 2022 04:03:59
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/yig00h/comment_on_notjennifergarner_post_re/iukyr5d/

I don’t know if I’d say she’s putting him in danger. His mental health issues have always been public, not that that makes it right for her to discuss them. A lot of shit went down with them, Ky came out looking pretty good for what he was doing behind the scenes. If you want people to remember you warmly, you should behave better. He couldn’t even stop texting other women long enough to make any real effort in the relationship.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 31, 2022 22:59:24
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yisgq3/here_is_the_full_video_from_the_boutique_who/iukpnwe/

Ohhhh gotcha. I thought I missed something #fomo 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 31, 2022 21:45:55
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yir3p6/ok_i_may_be_blocked_but_i_dont_see_her_tiktok/iuk5myk/

Did you search for her username? It doesn’t come up for me anymore but she hasn’t blocked me. Yet.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 31, 2022 19:08:50
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yiqyxe/rusty_arrows_boutique/iuk5jcu/

The comments on their second video they refer to 👀👀

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 31, 2022 19:08:01
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yik08y/wtf_is_wrong_with_her_her_mama_should_be/iuj7gfn/

How embarrassing as a mom. The internet is forever. If you’re concerned about being a good mom and keeping your son safe, this ain’t the way to do it. Plus, trash.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 31, 2022 15:03:18
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/yijy0o/does_anyone_know_her_if_so_whats_your_opinion/iuj78jb/

His ex is a mess. She has some serious issues going on, she got exposed a while back for being a huge liar. She’s also been in and out of jail several times. I used to follow them both because ✨drama ✨ but had to unfollow the ex when she opened an account with Jade’s name.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 31, 2022 15:01:48
/r/rachresesnark/comments/yia34l/where_in_the_world_is_rachel/iuixd4a/

They really do elevate your drink. I thought my bartender friend was full of it but she’s converted me. I also had to buy all new glasses 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/rachresesnark on October 31, 2022 13:56:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yidujr/some_apes_learned_a_new_word_over_the_weekend_but/iuiud2f/

You missed 'shill'. How dare you.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 31, 2022 13:36:46
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yihwo2/am_i_crazy_or_is_this_a_really_long_finger/iuiqw2m/

Her boobs are pushed so far up they’re about to strangle her.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 31, 2022 13:13:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yhu92l/theyre_running_out_of_ammo/iuhxa43/

Imagine how hard Elon Musk would be kicking himself. After spending $44 billion to buy up 100% of Twitter's float, he becomes one of the poors alongside us when Gamestop's $7 billion float finally locks and becomes the New Cornerstone of the World's Economic System.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 31, 2022 09:50:22
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yhjjno/paying_more_just_because/iuhndgp/

Supporting two dying memes with that purchase. 90% going to Meta to bankroll the Horizon Metaverse, and 10% going to Gamestop.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 31, 2022 08:26:47
/r/RVLiving/comments/yhx6d8/does_anyone_know_of_any_rv_safe_butt_wipes/iugasjx/

There are tons of wipes advertised as flushable, please, PLEASE just don't. Save yourself the hassle of time AND money, and just throw it away instead of flushing it. I honestly say this no matter in an RV or a house.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/RVLiving on October 30, 2022 22:28:39
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yhjltq/international_securities_fraud_doesnt_even_exist/iufjro4/

So a call center in the Philippines was scamming people by calling them and getting them to buy penny stocks in the UK is related to the DTCC doing who to the what to Gamestop now?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 30, 2022 19:00:36
/r/funny/comments/yhiloa/thanks_walmart_delivery/iufa1yy/

I think he's gonna open you like a fridge, manlet.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on October 30, 2022 17:51:39
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/yhgbhh/michael_quintock/iuf7tjr/

I’m 99% sure he’s bi. There was drama with his ex at one point between who I assume was the ex’s new boyfriend? It was all very weird. I just get bad vibes. If my gut tells me something is off, it probably is.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 30, 2022 17:36:46
/r/meirl/comments/yhb7gh/meirl/iuf7d9b/

Our humane society did this with a cat who had been badly injured.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/meirl on October 30, 2022 17:33:46
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/yhgbhh/michael_quintock/iueb6e6/

I had to unfollow him, something is just off about him. Plus the “thirst traps” gave me the heebs.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 30, 2022 14:00:39
/r/korea/comments/yh3vnr/its_disgusting_that_people_are_uploading_footage/iudx8ww/

I think in certain ways, those graphic videos serve a purpose. In the US, when the Uvalde shooting occurred, many people were discussing if a graphic video or photo of what happened to those children were seen by the public, would that give more incentive for people to care more, do more? But that also comes at a cost of the privacy of those affected by the tragedy, and in certain ways, the exploitation of both the event and the people involved. I dont know what is better, but it's a topic to think about I think.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/korea on October 30, 2022 12:27:43
/r/coys/comments/ygsahf/admin_with_another_gold/iudv4je/

That's great. Haha thank you for posting them!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on October 30, 2022 12:12:58
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yha52j/day_1_of_playing_can_you_guess_the_catalyst_ill/iucw7ie/

Elon buying up Twitter's entire float for $44 billion in one shot this past week proves how amazing and effective "locking the float" will be at making Gamestop go to phone digit numbers. As each twitter share pops to $1000+ from Elon owning every share and Twitter's market cap skyrockets to the double-digit trillions, Meltdown turns on their own mods for being so smugly wrong and leading them all in the wrong direction. With each and every mod blaming the other on how Twitter's bMOASS (baby-momma of short squeezes) happened, splinter Meltdown subs form as melties double down on GME's collapse, but with each faction centered around a different mod's spin of how counter-DD exists and still holds true. Because Twitter's $44 billion float-locking proved so effective at forcing Twitter shorts to cover, GME's $7 billion float automatically starts to climb to its true value without Apes doing anything. As the One True Play in the market, GME's float goes to the quadruple-digit trillions and beyond, leaving the world's monetary system in the dust. Banks and brokers begin ripping off their customers wholesale by stealing all their assets to buy and DRS GME shares for themselves, and only people who hold GME shares in a Computershare account have any claim to wealth in The New World Order. Elon Musk falls into despair for not buying up Gamestop and not doing it sooner as Ryan Cohen handily overtakes him in net worth.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 30, 2022 07:19:01
/r/coys/comments/ygsahf/admin_with_another_gold/iuc7z2b/

Do you know of another example?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on October 30, 2022 01:42:41
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ygqykz/breaking_news_members_of_the_greatest_most/iuaxeza/

No, that's from breathing the sticker-glue fumes from putting his Gamestop sticker directly on the stove's heating area.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 29, 2022 18:45:43
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ygkout/delighting/iu9s1tm/

Never attribute to malice what can be explained by a shitty pawn shop staffed with employees that aren't paid enough to do a good job nor care.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 29, 2022 13:45:35
/r/Watercolor/comments/yfgyyb/painted_a_humpback_whale_water_is_really_hard/iu7l1si/

If you ever make a tutorial on how to do this, plz let me know. Would love to learn and watch 😊

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Watercolor on October 29, 2022 00:06:06
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yftqsw/when_moass_is_foiled_again_by_crime_and_fuckery/iu7fsvi/

I've only been following him by proxy through the posts other melties make here, but from what little I know, Apefather's updates have been more and more unhinged lately. The man's put at least $150k of his life savings into AMC as an all-in-YOLO play, and now his portfolio's currently worth <$20k. He's also moved back into his mother's house. Instead of his old monologues about short interest and Apes winning, this one was just him in his bathtub naked making monkey noises.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 28, 2022 23:14:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yg4ae7/alright_who_snitched/iu6teyg/

I'd tell you who it was, but right now they're paying me a lot of crypto to keep quiet about them getting paid a shitton crypto to shill not buying the stock. The weirdest part? That crypto's been in Immutable and Loopring, straight from the GME Marketplace...

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 28, 2022 20:08:05
/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yfrp6d/thinking_if_i_36m_should_leave_my_wife_36f/iu6a4su/

This was doomed from the moment that you both said that you guys wanted to ""try"" parenthood. Parenthood is not some clothes you can buy and bring home to try on, then decide you don't like it and bring it back. Tsk.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/BestofRedditorUpdates on October 28, 2022 17:36:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yfpjn0/feeling_cute_might_post_this_today/iu5gvvu/

Elon does it all the time. See tesla, dogecoin and ironically twitter.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 28, 2022 14:13:19
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yflffd/moam_soon_brothers_wagmi/iu5997j/

I have nothing to add. Just wanted to pile-on this chain by calling the company GoonStool.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 28, 2022 13:22:04
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yfrfox/dont_forget_to_cut_off_family_and_friends_when/iu58c4p/

On the flipside, this Ape is only losing what money that his hands-off parents freely handed him, and that's why Dad is so outraged now. If this Ape had built his own wealth and was now losing it into Gamestop, the conversation would have a very different dynamic than 'fuck you, idiot son'.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 28, 2022 13:16:00
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yfa6qd/were_in_the_endgame_now/iu45w5s/

Which leads to the question, if you're wrong about how short selling works and how to stop/prevent it, why do you think your assumption on how DRS works is correct? Just a question for you so you can hopefully realize how much your cult has been lying to you. If DRSing the float is all it takes to moon a stock, then why hasn't Elon, Bezos, or even Bill Gates bought out GME to DRS it? The entire GME float is only worth $7 billion. Why hasn't Twitter gone mega-gajillion? Elon just bought up its float (for $44 billion)?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 28, 2022 08:46:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yfa6qd/were_in_the_endgame_now/iu3h4kl/

No, you are wrong. The new long 'synthetic' position can, and it's normal and legal. When you buy a share, you're allowed to put it up for lending to be shorted at any time. How do you know if you bought from a regular seller or a short seller? you don't get to pick. a seller is a seller in the eyes of the market. There's no "nuh-uh, the share you bought wasn't from a long seller, it was from a short seller." This is why Apes are idiots. Two years later and they don't know how short selling works.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 28, 2022 03:48:37
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yfa6qd/were_in_the_endgame_now/iu3g191/

A short position exceeding the float is not 'crime' nor 'trapping' anyone. When a short position is created, a new long position is also created because a seller needs a buyer for a trade to complete. Every short position has two long positions against it. The long that they borrowed from, and the long that they sold to. It's perfectly normal for long and short positions to exceed the number of shares, and that's not evidence of crime nor is there is legal pressure to reconcile other than paying off the lending fees racked up by short sellers (but in the case of Gamestop, those fees are more than paid for by the stock price's slow bleed downwards). If you can wrap your brain around these mechanics, then you've just invalidated nearly all of SS's precious 'DD' brainrot ramblings on why Gamestop short sellers have been in trouble, and why doing 'short-minus-float' arithmetic doesn't mean anything in terms of MOASS. It just means that a lot of people are betting that the price is going down.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 28, 2022 03:32:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yfa6qd/were_in_the_endgame_now/iu3984y/

Nope. Right now we're laughing at Apes for -not- feeling like fucking idiots when they misunderstand and misinterpret market data.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 28, 2022 02:01:16
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yf95q8/just_dropping_this_off/iu2kiuv/

The Halloween wig I bought off Amazon for $20 looks better than that rats nest.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 27, 2022 22:06:46
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yes74a/my_name_is_bri_and_im_looking_for_my_next_victim/iu08rcw/

My grandpa always said this, it made me smile today :) Thank you for that!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 27, 2022 12:24:42
/r/Drueandgabe/comments/yee29n/her_ring/itz8es3/

I love the classic solitaire look. It’s timeless.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Drueandgabe on October 27, 2022 08:02:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yea05z/panhandle_if_you_absolutely_must/ity9kzu/

The board can still triple the float in a dilution without a shareholder vote, so if they get Cohen to hype the stock up to sucker back in the diehard Apes that still have money, they may have $2-$3 billion more in cash soon.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 27, 2022 00:40:17
/r/coys/comments/ye8c97/tottenham_1_1_sporting_rodrigo_bentancur_80/itxlg0m/

Glad you lost your money :)

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on October 26, 2022 21:13:26
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yea05z/panhandle_if_you_absolutely_must/itxc2qy/

Instructions unclear, Ape returning to stock market in 2030 goes all-in on $GMEQ.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 26, 2022 20:03:12
/r/coys/comments/yea5c1/dan_kilpatrick_conte_to_bt_var_is_doing_a_lot_of/itxbkp8/

Oooo is that true?? Someone confirm

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on October 26, 2022 19:59:24
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/ydo5vw/brittany_jade/itv08yp/

She’s not Brittany Dawn, that’s an entirely different person.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 26, 2022 10:45:29
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ydkl4n/mod_coups_are_back_on_the_menu/ittzkj9/

"Reeducation to shut us up? Fuck you." -- Dr. Rev. whut-whut, BA, BS, MD, PhD, RN, MBA, LLC, Esq.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 26, 2022 04:42:02
/r/sololeveling/comments/ydnike/the_best_pic_this_manhua_ever_had/itto12y/

They are just saying that it's spelled manhwa, not manhua. Manhua is Chinese spelling, Manhwa is Korean.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/sololeveling on October 26, 2022 01:58:31
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yd88x5/im_out/itqpbc3/

A massive blow to the financial sector. With corded telephone production at its all-time global low and the current semiconductor chip shortage, Apes could potentially dash-and-grab phones faster than anyone can replace them. I predict that this will lead to a phone-squeeze, where institutions will have to buy corded phones off of Apes at any price that they name, including upwards of $1,000,000+ per phone.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 25, 2022 12:36:08
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yd7t5d/so_yesterday_bri_had_a_thirst_trap_telling_guys/itqp1mg/

I get so annoyed when I see shit like this. That kind of love is still out there. I have it with my husband. She won’t ever have it until she’s honest with herself and makes changes with who she is as a person. She’s so much drama, no one wants that in their life.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 25, 2022 12:34:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yd88x5/im_out/itqn2r8/

Glad that you're out, but chat time is over. It's time to put your mouth where your money is and get to work laughing at the current batch of arrogantly wrong idiots.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 25, 2022 12:21:32
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ycz7wr/so_the_trick_is_that_normally_you_want_people_in/itpwv7f/

This Ape didn't, because after uploading and clicking 'submit', the upvotes kept rolling in. The dopamine rush from being affirmed by strangers is all he needs to feel like a genius.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 25, 2022 09:22:27
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ycupbx/new_grifter_has_entered_the_ring_this_time_the/itoy295/

Apes: "We want NFTs in gaming!" Gamestop: "How about NFTs as non-refundable, non-transferable preorders for a browser game?" Apes: "Yay!!!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 25, 2022 02:29:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yclp5c/its_official_now_bbby_hits_a_10year_low_time_to/itox4oy/

"When it goes negative, buyers get paid when they buy and short sellers will have to -pay- buyers money when short selling. Hedgies R fukt. Also, my head hurts. Do you smell burnt toast?"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 25, 2022 02:17:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yclo0s/enjoy_your_prison_sentence/itnuw4s/

This -IS- legal advi... This is not legal advi... This is illegal advice. Whichever one is more illegal.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 24, 2022 20:41:55
/r/itsbriannam/comments/ycqviw/bri_youre_spiraling_three_videos_in_an_hour/itnt7e9/

It’s not good, she looks like she could fall over

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 24, 2022 20:29:50
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yca0c7/she_is_reaching_for_content_this_is_cringe_and/itlhxq6/

![gif](giphy|xT9KVJZFvCYEWGKHGU)

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 24, 2022 11:07:09
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yc0cji/this_is_regarded_even_by_ape_standards_what_the_f/itl2xo5/

They think that Citadel has Supercomputer-powered AI bots that scrape social media for keywords to build short-selling strategies against Apes. That's why they blast all their ideas on social media, but have to type in code.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 24, 2022 09:17:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yc0cji/this_is_regarded_even_by_ape_standards_what_the_f/itl2edj/

If there wasn't a fanfic about it, there is one now.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 24, 2022 09:12:53
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ybmfrt/man_of_the_house_bans_his_wife_from_amazon_so_she/itko2g5/

You never know if a broker will screw you over by taking away the buy button like Robin Hood. Real diversification is holding GME with TD Ameritrade, GME with Webull, GME with IBKR...

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 24, 2022 06:51:49
/r/itsbriannam/comments/ybpdy6/i_posted_this_this_morning_im_already_losing/ithwulx/

What’s your tik tok? I’ll follow!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 23, 2022 15:44:45
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/yb7io6/teachers_on_tiktok_are_so_cringe_they_really_set/itgwh3b/

Dave has the permission of his student’s parents to put them on social media. If a student’s parent doesn’t give permission or if it’s a student from another class who comes in, he will cover their face. He’s one of the good ones, he loves what he does and the children he teaches.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 23, 2022 11:48:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yaup8d/irony_new_world_record/itf2xgj/

It makes a difference for that Ape that put $500k into it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 23, 2022 00:03:26
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yb4cb2/just_read_the_dd_bro/itf2ox2/

It's like an extremely dumbed down Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown. This fearless Ape is chipping away at why his own mods have hidden and suppressed some of the original 2021 DD as apocryphal, and his discovery will blow the lid off StupidStock forever...

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 23, 2022 00:01:02
/r/itsbriannam/comments/yaal6h/podcast/itc9gmw/

I would cross the street to confront her and tell her what I think of her 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 22, 2022 11:21:02
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yalfpi/ta_is_out_tcr_is_the_real_deal_now/itc8s5d/

Uranus is only a thing for Apes because of Ryan Cohen's libertarian anti-NASA rants. He was mocking all the money spent on New Horizons doing a Pluto flyby with "It is vital for humanity's survival that we find life on Uranus".

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 22, 2022 11:16:07
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/yalfpi/ta_is_out_tcr_is_the_real_deal_now/itbl5u9/

Apes have been frogs in slowly boiling water for so long that they don't realize how insane that they've gotten. This Ape is expecting a deck of tarot cards to come up with a card predicting things like 'Dr. Ruth' or 'small penises', and for that to be proof that he didn't make a wrong investment with his money.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 22, 2022 07:54:11
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y9zeag/102122_morning_recap/itbjev5/

No, it's a war cry that offloads the blame. It's more like "THE WETNESS OF THIS SAND IS BEING IGNORED BY OSHA". They're telling themselves that they did nothing wrong by dumping every last penny into GME, and that someone else 'in the system' failed them, which means that there's still a chance that they can be made whole.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 22, 2022 07:33:32
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ya58e4/im_a_x_holder_no_photos_please/ita7539/

I'd watch it in slow motion, but we already do that here. Instead of a 1 hr movie arc recapping it all, we get to see Apes do their daily Dragonball Z charge-up scream from market open to market close, always ending in a 'To be continued..." cliffhanger. We're just waiting for them to finally try to shoot off their ever-charging fireball, only to realize that they never had that ability to begin with.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 21, 2022 21:56:19
/r/itsbriannam/comments/ya4jcx/i_need_her_to_stop_doing_the_same_hand_gesture/it9hlkx/

Laughed and gagged at the same time. Well done 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 21, 2022 18:32:45
/r/itsbriannam/comments/ya23rv/woof/it9h6ue/

Lip balm and brown eyeshadow. Barf.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 21, 2022 18:29:37
/r/5ToubunNoHanayome/comments/ya1mxn/each_quints_desired_honeymoon_spot_from_the_movie/it9d25h/

Probably for the food. Almost 4000 years of history with a recipe for pretty much every living thing in the air, land, and sea. If it has a pulse, there's a Chinese dish featuring it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/5ToubunNoHanayome on October 21, 2022 17:58:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/ya3ta8/does_anyone_remember_the_clov_apes_theyre_still/it97o8f/

They're a healthcare provider that was hyped as having 'Clover Assistant' software that would let them sweep the entire healthcare market. Basically cloud software that would track and record a person's day-to-day health, and make doctor appointments faster, cheaper and easier by having AI/Machine Learning give out recommendations to the doctor at the start of the visit without slow and expensive tests. It was overhyped as a game-changer, and lots of the big healthcare providers now have their own versions, some with much more robust developer teams (like Amazon).

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 21, 2022 17:19:30
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y9ugwk/just_to_be_clear_this_guy_and_the_800_plus_apes/it7ibmq/

Apes think that holding a stock and squirreling away the shares away in ComputerShare 'fights the hedgies' by stabilizing the price from naked shorting, when their own MOASS theory says that holding a stock makes the price more volatile. They can't quite wrap their heads around volatility being a double-edged sword. If the stock belongs to a shitty used game store that's pivoting out of selling game equipment (Apes were complaining that for their current sale Gamestop no longer sells arcade fight sticks except for a single model for PS4), and pivoting into random clearance goods (like lemon alarm clocks and baby walkers), then shareholders that want out will have to dump at tragically low prices from the lack of buyers.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 21, 2022 10:27:32
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y9me7h/settling_for_not_the_best_selection_as_well_as/it6j3wi/

Google says that it -isn't- a better price though? Walmart and Amazon sell the same bags for $12.48 instead of $14.99.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 21, 2022 04:25:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y89l6m/pov_your_financial_advisor_is_explaining_you_the/it645t0/

How dare you cringe at Cohen's sexy Megan Fox thumbs.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 21, 2022 01:14:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y9e7g2/originally_i_was_like_hey_look_another_liar_in/it5gqmf/

They use it to explain why GME is slowly bleeding in value and has unremarkable short interest and volume these days, when all their DD was based around GME being a pressure-cooker of the price only going up and short sellers being trapped from exiting at a loss or waiting for bigger losses. They explain it away as hedgies and big money doing off-the-books share swaps with each other at increasing losses to hide the buying pressure.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 20, 2022 21:53:27
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y9eq6e/thats_standard/it5f0fw/

My college kid was in an accident that was not his fault, and he navigated insurance better than she can 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 20, 2022 21:41:01
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y9eq6e/thats_standard/it5bts0/

If the accident wasn’t her fault, wouldn’t the kid who hit her’s insurance be handling a rental car for her?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 20, 2022 21:17:47
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y9cx7r/insurance_video_maybe_they_know_you_were_on_your/it53uz7/

I’d love to see the accident report

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 20, 2022 20:18:57
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y9asy0/i_have_never_in_my_life_heard_of_someone_using/it532a8/

This is why her skin looks like ass. That’s so much crap that she’s piling on. She needs a trowel.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 20, 2022 20:13:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y991dn/the_newest_hypecrime_078_price_movement/it4zi98/

Who said anything about trading? "Shorts don't cover" is a lifestyle. Even if the prudes at Safeway won't let me shop there anymore.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 20, 2022 19:46:07
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y93ht5/apes_get_tired_of_drs_not_increasing_gme_price/it4bmfq/

Gamestop's board knows that they need to fan the flames of their stupid cult to keep the stock price alive. Their official statement was along the lines of "We're deeply troubled by the rumors that stockholders were distributed shares incorrectly. We'll do our best to verify that things went correctly on our end, in the meantime, shareholders should reach out to their brokers if they feel that something is wrong." Apes read whatever they wanted to see, and thought that the board was saying that there -was- crime and that GME was going to bust it wide open if Apes harrassed their brokers, when it was really just them saying "...Go bother someone else"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 20, 2022 16:53:37
/r/Omaha/comments/y8dpn8/mask_optional_at_methodist/it2s8sn/

Tell me you’ve never had a baby with RSV without telling me you’ve never had a baby with RSV. 🙄

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on October 20, 2022 10:56:35
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/y8jsz1/tiktok_famous/it2r90c/

It sounds like she’s smart 😂 I’d jump all over the opportunities she’s been given if I were her.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 20, 2022 10:50:02
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y8o013/ummm_no_let_me_break_it_down_for_you_you_are/it2qmt5/

That’s not bipolar, trust me. She’s just a shitty person. Don’t lump us in with her.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 20, 2022 10:45:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y8ilw9/silvertards_back_at_it_again_with_a_new_crime/it200aw/

What? No. Everyone knows that Jews are the Leprechauns of silver.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 20, 2022 07:10:18
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y87eb7/tell_me_you_dont_actually_understand_how_anxiety/isz83zp/

I hate how everyone’s a psychiatrist/counselor/social worker/doctor. All she’s doing is undermining people who take the time to study and get degrees and actually work in the field. And she’s passing shitty information on to her followers who then mimic it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 19, 2022 15:50:18
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/y86ujl/which_creator_do_you_dislike_that_most_people_like/isyxgtr/

Mama Tot, vibewithky, ItsBrianna, demps, brittanyjade, her friend Kelsey

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 19, 2022 14:43:11
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y7t6fj/nobody_made_a_recommendation_you_just_heard/isy2f9d/

I have followed this story for forever. There was hardly any of the actual story in the movie. I’m not even sure it should have said based on a true story. And it was effing awful. The end was one giant cluster.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 19, 2022 11:20:44
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y7oe0e/this_must_be_the_insideself_that_didnt_glow_up/isxzvuv/

I don’t know what she thought she was doing here. I don’t think she did it 😂 With all respects to hookers (sex work is work) she looks like one that’s been rode hard and put away wet. If I was a dude and saw her I’d decline and run tf away 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 19, 2022 11:03:33
/r/funny/comments/y80o2a/spider/isxymk2/

I amn't sure anyone knows at this point.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on October 19, 2022 10:54:55
/r/funny/comments/y80o2a/spider/isxy1fs/

Yes, but the survivors are the ones that rose to the top by killing and eating all their siblings.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on October 19, 2022 10:50:57
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y78rcy/a_glimpse_of_what_apes_were_saying_about_carl/isuq8tq/

It pops up every now and then. They usually reach the reluctant conclusion that it takes Cohen as a 'good Jew' to take down all the evil Jews. Because secret Jew insider money-magic.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 18, 2022 17:01:02
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y796g5/hypobrite/isud4w7/

It’s just all very messy. I totally believe she learned to dance in home school

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 18, 2022 15:38:17
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y796g5/hypobrite/isucnlg/

😂😂Every time I watch it, it just gets worse.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 18, 2022 15:35:14
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/y6pggi/whoever_she_is_so_annoying_im_not_a_bri_fan_but/istbbvk/

Girl, put down the white claws and go take a nap.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 18, 2022 11:32:22
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/y6pggi/whoever_she_is_so_annoying_im_not_a_bri_fan_but/istb02k/

She’s a Tik Tok creator. Her voice makes my ears bleed out.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 18, 2022 11:30:11
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y6k9k2/its_happening_buy_buy_baby_and_gamestop_merging/ispyo21/

They probably are, as a turnaround strategy. Baby toys like this are new inventory for Gamestop (otherwise Apes would've been screeching about it months ago), yet this one's already priced as clearance. Gamestop is pivoting into being a Big Lots, Ollie's or Marshalls, reselling other people's clearance and defective items, and to have perpetual 'going out of business/clearance' sales by showing off the discount vs MSRP.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 17, 2022 16:50:19
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y6ds6a/rachel_bri_bri/isot88q/

I saw a comment where someone asked if their company was still going and Rachel said it’s on hold, while Bri has been saying they are rebranding or whatever. I hope Rachel dumps her ass.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 17, 2022 12:15:09
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y5q80n/ape_doesnt_read_the_dd_forgets_you_cant_buy_bags/isnhp2s/

B-but premarket afterhours intercontinental timezone daylight savings time-travel hacks let hedgies trade 24-7.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 17, 2022 04:44:40
/r/CasualConversation/comments/y5jcjk/i_feel_like_people_dont_care_about_their_personal/isn06o7/

Haha as a 25 yr old female in Cali, I agree.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/CasualConversation on October 17, 2022 00:51:39
/r/MLS/comments/y5tf2d/austin_fc_defeats_real_salt_lake_in_round_one_of/ismanb1/

I….have no words. Although coming out of the gate, scoring two goals and then fucking it up in the stupidest way imaginable is sort of our style.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/MLS on October 16, 2022 21:13:44
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y5fsqj/short_the_dems/isk6zdc/

They must have an abandonment fetish. Trump on Jan 6th, JFK Jr. in Dallas, DFV on reddit, Ryan Cohen on BBBY. They just love throwing all their expectations on one person to reveal himself and save them, only to have that person never show up or walk away in their most critical time.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 16, 2022 12:38:02
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y5i0bm/apes_delusions_about_ape/isk5wvy/

But it's true. eBay's full of hedgie shills trying to undercut the MSRP. The solution to fight this crime is to buy up all the existing listings and -not sell-.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 16, 2022 12:30:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y5izgo/extremely_bullish_the_median_age_of_bbby/isk3ual/

Das Boot is about a bunch of sailors on the wrong side of history trapped underwater with no navigator. Boss Baby is about a CEO that is a baby that runs a corporation staffed only by babies.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 16, 2022 12:17:16
/r/KpopFashion/comments/y4ccbp/i_want_your_ideas_about_an_outfit_for_a_kpop/ishq573/

There is a [video](https://youtu.be/YuBfPSNahP0) from a YouTuber named Kerina Wang and she explains what she uses for wearing skirts during winter (she gets cold winters - Canada) and she does the same thing like the above comment said. Fleece leggins and a pantyhose.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/KpopFashion on October 15, 2022 21:58:14
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/y52b4p/vibewithky/ishgnf4/

I think there was lying and cheating involved. Along with the gaslighting and lack of effort on his part. With her history and him knowing her history, it’s awful of him to pull any of that. He gives me bad vibes. I think he’s got quite the mask on.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 15, 2022 20:42:57
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/y52b4p/vibewithky/ishdiw5/

I wish her following was bigger so more people could see what he is really all about.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 15, 2022 20:18:23
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y47e8h/can_not_wait_for_this_not_to_happen/ish3m2g/

Another example of her thinking she’s a bad ass champion for women, yet associates with someone who was abusive not only to his wife, but her family and her boyfriend. Giving him a platform is as dumb as giving her one.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 15, 2022 19:02:09
/r/Drueandgabe/comments/y4grj4/have_yall_seen_this_what_on_gods_green_earth_is/ish250s/

I make a pizza bubble up but it looks nothing like that slop.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Drueandgabe on October 15, 2022 18:51:07
/r/anime/comments/y4qxv1/spy_x_family_episode_15_discussion/isgsdab/

If Yor, Anya and Bond were all experiments, it makes sense thematically. Each of those experiments on their own would be originally meant for war and crushing the opposing nation, but now that they've found each other, they are instead using those powers for peace.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/anime on October 15, 2022 17:39:11
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y4qzp7/ken_griffin_is_glad_that_meme_stocks_and_crypto/isfmx9b/

It links to the full interview transcript in the very beginning. [Here.](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/28/cnbc-transcript-citadel-founder-ceo-ken-griffin-speaks-with-cnbcs-scott-wapner-live-during-the-cnbc-delivering-alpha-conference-today.html) This article is just a summary and recap.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 15, 2022 12:45:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y4f6es/apes_poor_girlfriend_chastised_for_wanting_to/isfj0en/

Cohen was hyping NFTs as soon as he took a board spot for GME, but wasn't able to launch a working marketplace for 1.5 years until -after- crypto and NFTs were imploding. The Marketplace cost them hundreds of millions of dollars to develop and now brings in less money weekly than a single busted GME store pulls in each day.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 15, 2022 12:18:00
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y4n5z4/superape_2/isfgy9x/

"It was a tragic accident during a gasoline fight."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 15, 2022 12:03:11
/r/funny/comments/y4h2fq/the_gen_z_uniform/isegk1g/

Credit cards don't swipe anymore. You jam the whole card in and wait for an annoying sound before you pull them out.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/funny on October 15, 2022 06:32:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y42kcz/honestly_still_find_it_hilarious_that_these/iseb0kg/

It was based on their misunderstanding that "buying one share = price goes up, selling one share = price goes down". Hiding your shares with XX prevents short sellers from knowing how many to sell, so if they sell 99 shares 'to be safe', they're just tanking the price more than necessary and putting themselves in a debt that they need to eventually climb out of by buying shares and triggering MOASS. It's all very, very dumb, but it's been one of the few ideas that have persisted without flip-flopping over these two years. Unlike apes first cheering for a reverse-split to reduce liquidity in 2021, becoming cheers for a forward-split in 2022 to increase liquidity yet somehow hurting hedgies because splitividivitivitend.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 15, 2022 05:12:40
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y43nra/computershare_is_now_a_more_valuable_and_far_more/isddr9z/

We were so obsessed with Apes calling Wall Street liars, that we didn't act on our knowledge of how big liars Apes were. Computershare only makes money when people exit their positions. The fact that their revenues are snowballing to unheard of amounts means that 'no cell no sell' Apes have been abandoning ship in bigger and bigger groups lately.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 14, 2022 22:36:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y3y29d/adam_aron_feeling_the_heat_accusing_people_of_fud/isck4bu/

"Stop trying to make 3-5-7 a thing. It'll never be a thing." - Mean Girl Cohen.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 14, 2022 18:37:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y3z0p6/imagine_buying_bbby_debt/isbwc5o/

It's not going to pay for itself in coupons, but when BBBY liquidates, if they end up with more cash than expected, the bond -could- pay him back more than his 30 cents to the dollar. The fun part will be to see if this trend takes off, and Apes start believing that BBBY bonds will be worth a bajillion dollars upon the company's collapse.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 14, 2022 15:52:39
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y3z7w4/ken_always_takes_care_of_his_employees/isbtz8w/

We have ourselves a displaced GME fan. One that's turned his back on the SS cultists, but still feels that there's a 'real play' in there somewhere and that we're supposed to be the ones throwing out grounded DD. That's why he thinks that we laugh at the Apes too much.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 14, 2022 15:37:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y3i0jt/apes_have_learned_everything_there_is_to_know/isak6rn/

More like "The Number 23" and they're Jim Carrey.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 14, 2022 10:30:52
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y3suja/trumps_got_my_back/isagqux/

It's a stock that sells itself as the future ticker if and when Trump Media and Truth Social merge to form a new social media platform to replace Twitter, Youtube, Facebook and mainstream news outlets. It's fallen apart because Truth Social is a hot mess and has been on-again, off-again delisted from the major app stores because of all the MAGA-chuds calling for direct violence and insurrection against specific people, and because Trump's too lazy and depressed to even use the platform after getting booted from Twitter. It started at ~$95/share, but now trades at <$20 as it seems less and less likely that Trump's ever going to push to make it happen.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 14, 2022 10:07:19
/r/gaming/comments/y3ddu9/overwatch_3_on_the_way/is90ph7/

It's also extremely unlikely to be a random coincidence with generic names because as Diablo and Warcraft fans know, Blizzard developers have a long history of including their own names and the names of coworkers as characters. After the sexual abuse lawsuits came out and named names, those two games also had to do a scrubbing, though they were mostly for NPCs and minor minions, so it wasn't as high profile as Overwatch getting a main character renamed.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gaming on October 14, 2022 00:25:52
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/y3f3cc/chaosqueen80_kicked_out_of_psych_ward/is8jz3p/

It really depends on what you’re there for. More are allowing them. I’ve worked in two that have.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 13, 2022 22:03:12
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y3aafi/try_and_act_surprised_here_but_the_investor/is8czw1/

I think that they have, and that's why they renamed his account and why the Ape is complaining about it now.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 13, 2022 21:10:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y3aafi/try_and_act_surprised_here_but_the_investor/is7uct0/

Yes, but his parents are laughing at him by putting quotes around "investor".

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 13, 2022 18:49:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y2ztsc/boss_is_at_it_again/is7alb7/

Apes misheard. Ken's out of mayo. That's why he's extra pissed off and has been fucking up Apes left and right.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 13, 2022 16:35:31
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y3036b/the_guy_that_made_the_classic_games_nfts_has_been/is6ostf/

A lot of the "RC is bigger than Gamestop!" Apes showed their loyalty and got burned by moving their money to BBBY for him. Even though there's still a lot of "Cohen cares about making Apes billionaires!" dummies still clinging onto their GME investment, I think that he's lost a lot of ride-or-die "Cohen has a plan! Trust in Cohen!" Apes. I think most of what we have now are of the "GME can and will moon without Cohen" type when he's done milking the Apes and exits into the sunset.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 13, 2022 14:15:46
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y2vznl/apes_infiltrated_credit_suisse_not_larp_no/is65lu7/

That's the problem with evil organizations like ours. Sure, anyone can be CEO if they take down Kenny, but each person that fails makes him that much more powerful.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 13, 2022 12:11:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y2h659/new_date_just_dropped/is4ha27/

Deep down, Apes crave attention more than anything else, even more than money. That's why they blast their investment strategies to each other on social media, where everyone, including the imaginary enemies trying to counter them, can see them.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 13, 2022 02:17:27
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y28dh7/kill_your_idols_xxixvii_jon_stewart_is_a_shill/is2g6ww/

He had a short run where he spoke out against PFOF as a conflict of interest between brokers and retail traders, but didn't really talk about meme stocks. Apes think that PFOF is exploited to the point of preventing a GME MOASS, and that's why he became an Ape hero for a while.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 12, 2022 16:31:55
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y2bpji/definitely_not_going_to_regret_this_ever/is2f3n9/

With "AMC" on his other hand, when he throws up a gang sign, it'll spell SMEGMA.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 12, 2022 16:25:08
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y2bpji/definitely_not_going_to_regret_this_ever/is2ergd/

When he throws up a gang sign, it spells SMEGMA

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 12, 2022 16:23:04
/r/kdramarecommends/comments/y11gwp/looking_for_drama_where_the_fl_ml_have_a_crush_on/irzh875/

Hmm I liked Dylan Wang in it. He's acting is something where you just have to keep watching and it's captivating in some ways. I personally thought it was good, but I went in with the expectation that it would be cliche in certain areas. And I was right, like the fact that the female lead character is weak and her voice can be annoying for some. She uses a very feminine, youth-like voice and I know it annoyed some people, but I was able to look past it. Good plot, I liked the romance between the two the most, but the ending was rushed. I would give 3 or 4 episodes a try and see if it's up to ur taste buds.q

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/kdramarecommends on October 12, 2022 00:50:57
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y1jo95/yikes/iryz4ey/

Anytime this happens to me I jump and cover my watch quick like.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 11, 2022 22:06:05
/r/itsbriannam/comments/y1np8p/no/iryymqe/

Someone rescue that kitten from the hell he’s living in 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 11, 2022 22:02:10
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/y1j4mr/least_favorite_tiktok_creator/iryfq2r/

Also, what kind of “patriot” has a clothing line that is made in Canada? 😂 There are so many inconsistencies with her stories.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 11, 2022 19:36:29
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y1jnt6/most_sane_gamestock_haver/iry5sli/

True, but we're fucking with -gamers-. They'll still have a harder time than most, even with their blue-light glasses for aim, mousing glove for grip, and asthma inhaler stamina regen. Plus their knowledge of first aid being limited to stepping on medkits.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 11, 2022 18:19:58
/r/kdramarecommends/comments/y11gwp/looking_for_drama_where_the_fl_ml_have_a_crush_on/irw2h55/

I mean as much as I like that show, that's a c-drama

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/kdramarecommends on October 11, 2022 10:02:01
/r/Drueandgabe/comments/y0q0xm/drue_explaining_why_she_wont_have_leftover/iru1m3f/

I was just coming here to say this!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Drueandgabe on October 10, 2022 21:08:36
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y03sk5/bbby_sub_starting_to_lose_morale/irs6wk2/

Either one epic titty, or 7000+ mudflaps.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 10, 2022 13:09:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y09l2l/apes_appear_to_comment_on_a_sports_gif_totally/irrn22q/

Time to make some DD on all these wealthy Cohens in powerful positions?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 10, 2022 10:55:48
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/y03sk5/bbby_sub_starting_to_lose_morale/irrkn7w/

You've never truly lived until you burn through $3.5k in titty in a single sitting.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 10, 2022 10:38:44
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xzqwyu/so_youre_telling_me_that_at_33_years_old_you/iro4gc6/

Probably choked on her own spit. 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 9, 2022 15:09:59
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xzqxzi/huh_he_has_a_son_you_imbecile/iro44mm/

I commented on that once. Girl needs to get her shit straight. I’d love to see how much time she spends on her phone all day. Which is most likely part of her insomnia. Read a book, get outside, take your kid to the park. Leave the phone behind for a few hours.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 9, 2022 15:07:48
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xyzl5k/onlyfans_grifter_tarabull_asking_the_hard/irmwzn8/

This is FUD. Why spend money on a business when all we need to do to save the company is to buy, hold and DRS? Making AMC profitable is a distraction.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 9, 2022 10:16:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xz1fn6/ape_thinks_that_there_is_no_other_option_for_men/irmnmow/

Movie? I was told it was part of Citadel's new hire onboarding.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 9, 2022 08:57:31
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xz7hdb/somethingsomethingbuys/irmm60a/

Did you try speaking to their compliance officer?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 9, 2022 08:43:33
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xytwp4/ape_uses_computershare_phone_call_it_hurt_itself/irmew73/

But if you lock your shares behind DRS, behind medallion notarization, behind a financial conservatorship, how do you know that Citadel won't just bribe your conservator into selling? Clearly the solution is to give Ryan Cohen full power of attorney, so he can properly manage all your money for you until the day MOASS happens! Nothing could possibly go wrong with Ryan having full access to all your assets!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 9, 2022 07:23:37
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xz7hdb/somethingsomethingbuys/irlg5tl/

Bids and offers don't change a stock's price unless someone takes them up on it. A billion bids for a penny mean nothing unless there's an offer to match, and that match becomes a completed trade with a buy and a sell at the same price.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 9, 2022 00:01:11
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xyryty/oh_on_an_amphetamine_binder_makes_a_lot_more/irl05x2/

In a thread about amphetamines, it's only fitting that we take time to praise our resident narcotics dog for giving us amazing flairs.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 8, 2022 21:43:43
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xz7hdb/somethingsomethingbuys/irkqp14/

It's funny how even after all this time, Apes still can't correctly wrap their heads around if buying raises a stock's price or if it lowers the price. The answer is that it can do both. Successfully buying above the market price raises the price, and successfully buying below market price lowers the price. Apes have a weird mental block where buying can only do one thing to the price and selling can only do the opposite, so their brains are broken with these complex yarn webs when they try to work out how a trade (which involves both a buy and a sell) can move the price at all if the buys and sells cancel each other out.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 8, 2022 20:26:32
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xyus10/why_the_fck_would_i_pay_20_to_watch_one_movie_at/irjixx9/

Knives Out is already streamable on home TVs with a regular Netflix subscription. While some people might pay more to drive out to an AMC to watch Netflix subscription shows for the theater experience, is it really something that's going to save the company and turn it into a company worth billions of dollars per share?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 8, 2022 14:37:57
/r/anime/comments/xyvo9b/spy_x_family_part_2_episode_14_discussion/irjea6k/

Clocks made before the 13th century (and many made afterwards) don't use IV as 4, they use IIII. Roman numerals during the Roman Empire were originally only additive. IIII was 4, and XIIII was 9. It only changed to subtraction after the fall of the Roman Empire, but clockmakers stuck to the original notation.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/anime on October 8, 2022 14:00:33
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xyfuje/super_jelly/irj7nbj/

Can you imagine being jealous of someone whose mental health is shit because of her “job” Who can’t sleep at night because of it. There’s nothing there to be jealous of, Bri. I actually feel sorry for her, thinking that this is a sustainable career for her and that it’s healthy.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 8, 2022 13:08:02
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/xyw791/i_honestly_thought_this_was_satire_the_student/irj73pu/

Having a felony on your record puts real limitations on the kind of jobs you can do, professional licenses you can hold, housing opportunities, etc. For those 6500+ it could change their lives.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/WhitePeopleTwitter on October 8, 2022 13:03:47
/r/CargoBike/comments/xygkg1/n1_is_real_welcoming_the_submarine_to_the_stable/irixef0/

Where in America can you buy these? I feel like I’ve been looking for them everywhere but can’t seem to find one.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/CargoBike on October 8, 2022 11:45:44
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xyfa9h/impossible_they_avoided_bankruptcy/irh1x46/

My predicfion on upcoming DD: "Defaulting isn't bankruptcy! Bankruptcy is when you can't afford to pay your debts, defaulting is when you -don't- pay your debts! BBBY is intentionally not making loan payments to send its predatory lenders a message!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 7, 2022 21:57:14
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xy8s6x/this_is_genuinely_the_saddest_thing_i_have_seen/irh0r48/

Believing in financial conspiracies is how Apes gamble the farm and get themselves into massive debt. Having a person like that on your staff that's financially desperate and thinks that the universe 'owes him something' is how company money and merchandise go missing.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 7, 2022 21:46:09
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xy907x/moam_gets_a_little_closer_every_day/irgj6h5/

The GME board knows what they're doing by fooling Apes with wordplay. The vote to raise the share cap to 1 billion shares was framed as "...to provide a split by dividend". Just the word 'dividend' was enough for Apes to froth at the mouth and vote yes on that item, when 'split by share dividend' wasn't actually a MOASS-causing dividend and expanding the float cap also wasn't needed to give the recent 4-to-1.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 7, 2022 19:03:18
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xyav19/90_day_theory_but_no_dates/irghrnq/

It's less of a mine than a promise of a mine. The mining company is almost bankrupt and they're just kicking the can on building the mine by doing yet another round of exploratory drilling. Likely because all the surveys say that the metals are in sulfide ore and can't be extracted profitably even if they went all-in to dig them up.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 7, 2022 18:50:43
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xy02ey/800m_787b/irfwlt1/

GME's board can always gameify it like Aron did to AMC using the APE 'true dividend' split, so Apes will hear the magic MOASS words that they bounce around in their subreddit. "GME is happy to announce a share buyback, followed by an additional split by dividend this Christmas!" They read it as a bullish trifecta, when in reality it's just another fancy repackaging and rewording of a dilution.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 7, 2022 15:58:40
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xy02ey/800m_787b/irfvegi/

The daily volume drying up shows that Apes just aren't collectively spending all of their paychecks buying shares anymore. In theory they could gobble up shares faster as it got cheaper, but the reality is that they've been burned so hard with their initial investments that many are just holding what they have already sunk, waiting on the sidelines and hoping for a MOASS so they can exit even. That's why there's such a big drop in "I've bought more!" posts, and it's mostly "I've lost so much but I'm not leaving!" declarations or baseless hype to get others to buy more.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 7, 2022 15:49:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xy5txp/straight_up_ghosting_the_apes/irft84u/

He tried to be like Elon and fuck around with stock prices via Twitter, but flew too close to the sun with his $68+ million fleecing of BBBY Apes.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 7, 2022 15:32:40
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xxwfdd/dude_bought_a_game_for_the_switch_he_doesnt_have/irff9ez/

"No lines, no crowds. It's so quiet and peaceful all the time because I'm given the entire dining area for myself whenever I visit! There's so much room that I even change tables and seats after every few bites for fun! This restaurant is due to overtake the entire food service industry!"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 7, 2022 13:45:28
/r/Omaha/comments/xxhw70/im_a_local_now_right/irf6qm0/

If you ask for French dressing at most small town restaurants and bars, you’re getting Dorothy Lynch 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on October 7, 2022 12:41:49
/r/Omaha/comments/xxhw70/im_a_local_now_right/irf6cpd/

They ship them, I sent some to a cousin who moved out of state!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on October 7, 2022 12:39:00
/r/Omaha/comments/xxhw70/im_a_local_now_right/irf662y/

It’s the ✨pepper ✨

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on October 7, 2022 12:37:38
/r/Omaha/comments/xy1nw2/i_am_running_for_douglas_county_attorney_ama/irf634z/

I really admire all the work you do with providing counsel at eviction court. Is there a way for non-attorneys to get involved in this program?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on October 7, 2022 12:37:02
/r/BrittanyJadeSnark/comments/xxqo5o/she_didnt_want_to_go_in_the_first_place_and_thus/irf5p5y/

It really does! I follow ashelnok and she hosted one of these trips and it looked like so much fun! There were a bunch of people there and all the videos that were posted were them doing fun things and everyone participating. This looked like a forced extended family vacation 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/BrittanyJadeSnark on October 7, 2022 12:34:16
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xxovnq/bri_why_you_gotta_copy_247_man/ireso8b/

Right? Don’t wrap up your identity by saying some man made you masculine or feminine. The blame game is so old, take responsibility for yourself.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 7, 2022 10:56:28
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xxyz4q/sure/irerha0/

She must have left her patriot self behind. Now she’s really into promoting and selling stuff from overseas. Also, you have to apply to “work” with Amazon. They’re not reaching out to her to do this. I have a friend with 7k followers and she does this. And she doesn’t make shit 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 7, 2022 10:47:29
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xxjnoe/content_creation/irer0n0/

Did she take the video down? I can’t find it

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 7, 2022 10:43:58
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xxwfdd/dude_bought_a_game_for_the_switch_he_doesnt_have/ireav46/

The Ape probably overheard a few walk-ins ask the clerk for a PS5, to which the reply was "Sorry, sold out" If lines of people were leaving with PS5's, the Ape would be reporting on that and not on their 'loads of interest'. Loads of Interest on out-of-stock items that can be bought from competitors is key to building the Economic Cornerstone of the Free World.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 7, 2022 08:26:42
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xxlu49/dow_jones_closing_above_30k_resets_the_moass_for/ire9sw7/

He only predicted that 'shit will hit the fan', not MOASS. Nothing will happen, but it'll actually be like a duck swimming in a pond. Everything will look quiet and serene above the surface, but underwater hedgies'll be kicking and thrashing furiously like their life depended on it. If it goes over 10 days, we're going to have to clock some serious mandatory overtime at the Dark Pools.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 7, 2022 08:15:52
/r/AnimeFigures/comments/xxdbvn/11_scale_spyxfamily_at_nycc/ire8kzx/

Paying for a copyright license lets a company use another company's IP to make money for X amount of time in Y regions for Z types of products. If Bandai bought exclusive global rights for making SpyxFamily action figures, then GoodSmile and other companies will be shut out until that contract expires. Bandai does tend to buy up exclusive rights, like for Naruto and DragonBall, but every now and then they go cheap and let the competition in, like for your example of JJK and for Marvel.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AnimeFigures on October 7, 2022 08:02:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xxm0k4/fewer_people_are_trading_my_stock_that_is_driven/ird6w0x/

Gamestop's own shareholder meetings for one. Another is that institutional share holdings are public. None of those shares are in the hands of Apes.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 6, 2022 23:36:18
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xxaag8/apes_downvoting_how_do_i_sell_a_few_shares_during/irc02aw/

"For the act of treasonous mockery, your PowerUp Rewards ID has been revoked. Report to your nearest Used Disc Enveloping Camp for sentencing."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 6, 2022 17:33:06
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xxaag8/apes_downvoting_how_do_i_sell_a_few_shares_during/irbz791/

They probably read articles on how Musk, Bezos and other billionaires dodge income taxes by having very little direct cash income, and just take loans off their assets when they need money. Just replace Tesla, Amazon, Microsoft and Apple with a shitty used game store that's running out of customers and money.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 6, 2022 17:26:39
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/xxbrjm/laura_clery_steve_hilton/irbqgt2/

She’s been bisexual and Stephen was aware. She came out.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 6, 2022 16:23:03
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xx5sts/nft_resolve_real_life_problems/iraqke2/

COMPLIANCE. OFFICER. NOW.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 6, 2022 12:21:56
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xx5sts/nft_resolve_real_life_problems/iraq2va/

You laugh, but there will never be a truly free and equitable coloring book unless we each own our own colors and our own books. Until then, we're just throwing cash at corporations for the right to use colors that they've blended to fill in the lines that they've drawn.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 6, 2022 12:18:46
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xwkp70/ape_becomes_aware_that_the_dd_is_shit/ir8xtee/

The reason why GME Apes currently have multiple subs is because from the very start they were all paranoid conspiracy theorists that barely tolerated each other. They originally only had one sub that spun off from WSB (because WSB is infiltrated by shills!), but after days turned to weeks turned to months passed with no MOASS post-January runup, Apes started pointing fingers at their own mods for being closeted shills that were leading the flock in the wrong direction. In all this fingerpointing, a mod named after the Alice in Wonderland villain, RedChessQ_, was the target of a 'shill-outing' which got her kicked and banned from her own sub. In her infamous meltdown, she revealed her hidden expertise in witchraft and displayed her 'runic glory' by hexing all her haters with the strongest of her curses. She then founded a new Ape sub, which many followed her to, because some felt that the shill-hunters that cast her out were the real shills suppressing their Ape Queen. There's been many more sub splits and offshoots because of Ape infighting, but the split that involved her was the most epic and hilarious.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 6, 2022 01:35:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xwl7ws/apes_think_that_were_slacking_i_want_everyone/ir8oug4/

This is FUD. $20 after earnings is still on the table. It's just that GME hasn't had earnings in years. It's all been losings.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 5, 2022 23:58:43
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xwkp70/ape_becomes_aware_that_the_dd_is_shit/ir7zh3a/

That already happened with an infamous mod casting 'runic glory' witch spells on the heretic Apes that excommunicated her, and led to the sub spliting into SS vs the stock ticker sub.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 5, 2022 20:20:46
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xwce2b/rc_played_the_shfs/ir61si3/

It's a made-up Ape thing. They think that shorting a stock lowers a stock's price, so hedge funds just infinitely naked short stocks to drive the price down. The price going down makes their shorts profit, so they can keep shorting a stock over and over until it hits a penny. This tactic is 'boxing' the price into a cellar.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 5, 2022 12:28:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xw6aod/cfo_dumps_bags_apes_start_celebrating_insider/ir561c0/

Apes that come into this sub like to brag about 'GME insiders don't sell!' showing no historical insider stock movement since Cohen joined, but immediately go all silent with realization when it's mentioned that executives stop being insiders and are delisted once they resign or quit. And there have been -a lot- of C-suite GME departures in the past few months.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 5, 2022 08:44:29
/r/DefNoodles/comments/xrbzjq/to_be_faircc_is_pretty_accurate/ir4nloj/

Countdowns are for when the camera operator and the host are separate people so the host knows when the camera is actually rolling. It's weird to count yourself down.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/DefNoodles on October 5, 2022 05:15:50
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xvu719/i_dont_cook_in_jewelry_or_jackets_or_with_my_hair/ir37god/

The amount of butter in that pan is ridiculous. Tell me you don’t cook on the regular without telling me you don’t cook on the regular.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 4, 2022 20:15:07
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xvjzad/sigh/ir2we2j/

I was glad I had a mask on because I had the shadiest face going on while trying not to laugh.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 4, 2022 18:50:10
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xvitm8/tim_i_told_you_to_stop_talking_about_your_cult/ir2kggw/

The funnier part is that the boss -didn't- think that the Ape was a dumbass to give him his personal number... But now he knows.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 4, 2022 17:26:32
/r/Omaha/comments/xvjx85/car_camping_locations/ir1ejyu/

If you don’t mind an hour drive, go to Czechland in Prague. When you get there, park and then walk past the sites they have right next to the parking lot. Go around the corner and there is this big open space that is secluded and we’ve never ran into anyone there while camping. The view is great and it’s so quiet.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on October 4, 2022 13:05:31
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xvjzad/sigh/ir1dzwg/

I was in the parking garage at my doctor’s office yesterday and imagined her filming there 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 4, 2022 13:01:56
/r/DefNoodles/comments/xvaq6l/its_happened_the_comedian_that_roasts_everyone/ir1dbat/

Maybe he thought it'd become a battleground for Internet celebrities to hash out real and imagined beef for views, clout and tons of cash. Like what the Paul Brothers and KSI did with boxing. He made himself too toxic to work with, so it's collapsed into weekly roast battles between Dennis and his small circle of employees.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/DefNoodles on October 4, 2022 12:57:41
/r/anime/comments/xuimyk/what_even_counts_as_a_tsundere_i_asked_ranime/iqwmll6/

She's not tsundere towards the MC, she's tsundere towards [Spoiler: Clanaad]>!leukemia!<.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/anime on October 3, 2022 13:11:55
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xuckh2/let_me_hit_you_will_alil_thing_called_a_reality/iqw7t2n/

I HATE when people say shit like “this generation.” No, the men you go after are the issue, not an entire generation. It’s so much easier to place blame than to say you’re attracted to toxic men and are toxic yourself. You’re not finding “the one” for a reason.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 3, 2022 11:35:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xuj4hl/source_trust_me_bro/iqw4vu4/

Apes: "AMC's float should be 11 billion higher! GME's float should be 2 billion higher!" Aron and Cohen: "That can be arranged..."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 3, 2022 11:16:24
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xui3d2/this_time_its_for_real_guys/iqw3y9m/

If you get caught, just crime it down all the way.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 3, 2022 11:10:05
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xuhr6u/its_a_privilege_to_see_apes_minds_working/iqvxt4p/

The $5k comes from when they sell at $20k, duh.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 3, 2022 10:27:38
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xuhjkj/how_insanity_look_like/iqvx39f/

Damn. He ate all his crayons.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 3, 2022 10:22:28
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xtzs1x/no_cell_no_sell_yatta_yatta_but_really_what_are/iqv3fl8/

It doesn't stop them. Apes commenting here is actually fun to engage, since they never get 'counter-DD' at their home subs, so they're often surprised and shaken by facts and reality. Some crawl back to SS asking for more DD to fight back, and a few even leave the cult and join is from being utterly shaken. I'm not a mod, but I think it's more fun when they have accounts with post history to dig up and laugh at.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 3, 2022 05:26:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xtzs1x/no_cell_no_sell_yatta_yatta_but_really_what_are/iqv29z6/

I don't know what the original intent was, but I think it's a good thing. For a while, Apes liked to come in here and flood the comments using brand new 'neutral skeptic' burner accounts. Eg: "I don't follow this whole thing either way, but isn't fighting global-scale hedge fund crime a good thing? You guys are being the bigger cultists by saying MOASS absolutely won't happen." With the new user filter, Apes are forced to use their main accounts to engage us when we get under their skin. It makes for more humor when we can pull up their SS history and see just how red they are and read their some of their nutty DD creations.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 3, 2022 05:09:21
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xtzs1x/no_cell_no_sell_yatta_yatta_but_really_what_are/iqv1h3r/

Cash? Who needs cash when you can get NFTs off the GME marketplace.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 3, 2022 04:57:08
/r/AsianBeauty/comments/xtwvb8/whats_the_best_asian_skincare_that_people_in_the/iqufcb9/

Yeah idk what exactly caused my skin to sting, but ill try to see if there are small samples that I can use if not buy the whole thing and give it to someone if it doesn't work well. Thanks for the good conversation!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AsianBeauty on October 3, 2022 00:08:42
/r/AsianBeauty/comments/xtwvb8/whats_the_best_asian_skincare_that_people_in_the/iqubn3s/

I'm afraid to use anything that involves sea water or sea salt. I had the coconut cream from first aid or whatever it was called and it mentioned having sea salt(?) or something similar, and my skin would always sting when I applied it :(((

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AsianBeauty on October 2, 2022 23:33:54
/r/AsianBeauty/comments/xtwvb8/whats_the_best_asian_skincare_that_people_in_the/iqu9ak7/

So its a good moisturizer? I usually have my retinol as one of my last steps. I will look further onto this, thanks for commenting!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AsianBeauty on October 2, 2022 23:13:08
/r/AsianBeauty/comments/xtwvb8/whats_the_best_asian_skincare_that_people_in_the/iqu89qg/

When do you use this in the skin routine? Night or day?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AsianBeauty on October 2, 2022 23:04:28
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xts2up/the_fact_that_she_was_lying_heres_another_racist/iqrpko5/

Was there more to this post? I don’t see how it’s racist. ACAB has nothing to do with race, there are supporters of all races.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on October 2, 2022 12:47:06
/r/coys/comments/xtoi94/toothless_tottenham/iqr2ekh/

Son and Kane switched their best suited roles and this reflects that. Did you even watch the game or are you just pointless saying things to rile people?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on October 2, 2022 10:12:00
/r/coys/comments/xtm2ty/ali_gold_contes_formation_decision_his_emerson/iqr0l3u/

If Alasdair's opinion doesn't matter, then why the hell are you reading and responding to this post. Don't say stupid things like "his opinions don't matter" when you're ON the post about a video ABOUT his opinions. That's just contradictory.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on October 2, 2022 09:58:28
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xtibwt/apes_if_youre_going_to_make_this_shit_up_at_least/iqqga8r/

"We have a man on the inside now! Bullish!" -Apes, probably

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 2, 2022 06:35:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xt6le5/lets_completely_ignore_earnings_and_future_outlook/iqp5oz1/

"...and for your calamari, might I suggest Mayonnaise #237, made from free-range Komodo Dragon egg yolks hand-whisked in Moroccan Argan Oil?"

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 21:51:06
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/xt1dbt/notjennifergarner_and_thevibewithky_abby_ky_split/iqp29wi/

They used to post together and duet quite a bit. I was rooting for them, I absolutely love her. She has really great content.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on October 1, 2022 21:22:33
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xstiwt/the_big_descent_a_year_in_the_life_of_a_gme_ape/iqp0q1b/

NFL players actually get paid for the hits that they take. Apes are paying out of their own pocket to happily hurt and humiliate themselves on the internet.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 21:09:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xstg6s/rc_tweets_are_not_important_now/iqou5n6/

I think that he'll tweet just before the offering/rugpull. BBBY showed him that he just has to retweet his stock position, which was unnecessary because it was already public and unchanged since his previous filing, and Apes will start pumping the stock as hard as they can. Apes love him so much that just based off a single pointless tweet, they wove their own rug, stood on it, and handed him a corner.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 20:16:34
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xt6le5/lets_completely_ignore_earnings_and_future_outlook/iqosn7j/

Not his entire life, just half. The other half is devoted to dipping everything in mayonnaise before taking a bite.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 20:04:24
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xsvdy4/gamestop_preorders_are_a_major_mess_right_now/iqom8uv/

Game discs have been made obsolete by game developers these days. Pretty much every physical disc requires an internet connection for downloading a Day-0 activation patch to function to prevent leaked/stolen game discs from getting early access to the game ahead of people who legitimately buy them from digital stores.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 19:13:40
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xsrutz/theres_one_fewer_ape_on_stupidstonk_now/iqof6tg/

FUD. Everyone knows that MOASS and global economic collapse just needs Ryan to tweet 7 times, 4 times, then 1 time over a period of three months to happen. The entire world's financial system is based on billionaires tweeting.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 18:19:05
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xsso8y/his_geniusits_almost_frightening/iqocr96/

He's blending the dips.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 18:00:26
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xsr3hh/ape_realises_the_drs_train_is_running_out_of/iqoap3c/

Computershare won't do it (yet) because it cannibalizes their main income from Apes. Right now they get fees from Apes selling + fees to transfer the cash balance from a sale to a bank account. If there's any money left with the Apes after they figure out that DRS doesn nothing (...because backdoor digital fraud!), I'm sure that paper stock certificates will be the next moneymaker.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 17:45:03
/r/anime/comments/xsy9o9/spy_x_family_part_2_episode_13_discussion/iqnpmzg/

Bond's VA is the narrator. The entire series is now a Bond PoV.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/anime on October 1, 2022 15:10:44
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xsso8y/his_geniusits_almost_frightening/iqmwixd/

Cohen is definitely their king, doing nothing but taking massive shits on Apes with his big brown-eye.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 11:45:00
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xsso8y/his_geniusits_almost_frightening/iqmvp93/

Reading gets faster when all you read are 'DD' that use the same made-up words and concepts in different combinations. This has been my Golden Cross on rehypothecated Danny Dorito short-reading attacks. Splitividend.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 11:39:06
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xsf35b/current_meltdown_on_imbd_about_the_netflix_special/iqlmofs/

RedChess was a mod in the original ape subreddit, but Apes started blaming and witchhunting their mods as closet shills leading them in the wrong direction when the stock didn't MOASS after the January pop. They turned on her and kicked her out, and that's when she revealed that she was actually a master at witchcraft and that her haters were all cursed by her and would all be destroyed by her in blaze of 'runic glory'. Her meltdown is why SS exists as the leading Ape sub, and not the one named after the stock ticker. It was the first cult schism that split the Apes into two groups.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on October 1, 2022 03:42:09
/r/hingeapp/comments/xs6e73/29m_new_to_old_looking_for_a_profile_review/iqky56q/

You have good pics. I wouldn't really change anything other than the order. You want a long-term? Then don't your first picture as the shirtless one. It could convey casual sex to others even if you don't mean for it to. Instead -> put your third pic, the nice and clean headshot as your first pic. It's a lovely photo of a handsome man with no weird angles or shadows. In short, I would 100% keep looking through ur profile after seeing that. Second pic -> THEN you put your shirtless photo picture. That's where I would be in the stage of about to be hooked. You know, hook, sink, whatever Americans say lol. I would see that shirtless photo, blush, think you were good looking before, but now you're HOT. Third pic -> Is where you put your profession picture. Seeing someone with a stable job, nice smile, hot body? --> I'm hooked. I would honestly 100% swipe right after seeing all three pics. Every photo after that can be just to know your personality and hobbies. I personally thought your prompts were fine and it gave me a brief intro of what your future goals are, what you are into, and what to talk about in the intro, so I think you are doing awesome. Man, if I saw this on Hinge, hell yeah I would swipe right.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/hingeapp on September 30, 2022 22:55:40
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xsgrnb/washed_up_hot_mess_is_live_right_now_peddling_her/iqkldst/

Same as a video. Click on the share button, it will pop up

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 30, 2022 21:04:07
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xsgycf/shes_live_right_now_816_est/iqkksg2/

The eating with her mouth wide open while she’s talking. My kiddos have better manners than she does.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 30, 2022 20:59:11
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xsgycf/shes_live_right_now_816_est/iqkhovj/

It’s so boring. It’s just her mods asking questions over and over again. She’s trying to sell her toothpaste

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 30, 2022 20:33:22
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xse9pa/t_yes/iqkf3h6/

This really needed the addition of the fact that her company’s items are made in Canada 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 30, 2022 20:11:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xr5fyp/bed_bath_and_boh_my_god_my_money/iqezfcr/

But what if that baby store also stocked used video games?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 29, 2022 16:55:13
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xr5fyp/bed_bath_and_boh_my_god_my_money/iqeytg7/

BBBY 'estimated' that they'll stop bleeding cash by the end of the year. Which means that there's no chance of being wrong. Just like GME 'estimated' the NFT marketplace to be worth multi-billions in revenue.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 29, 2022 16:51:10
/r/tiktokgossip/comments/xrg53v/omaha_oracle_troll_accounts_reddit/iqel1ve/

I used to follow her account but she’s a little out there. I live in Omaha and no one I know has even heard of this.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/tiktokgossip on September 29, 2022 15:20:02
/r/aww/comments/xr2kto/when_you_buy_a_cat_to_get_rid_of_the_rats_in_your/iqe95av/

Is that Master Shredder?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/aww on September 29, 2022 14:02:14
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xqxk6u/what_is_that_under_her_bed/iqe8k6h/

Looks like a platform bed

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 29, 2022 13:58:29
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xraagz/listen_does_she_even_take_a_real_sip_of_her/iqe87nh/

Did she take this down already?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 29, 2022 13:56:14
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xrcs1v/i_am_starting_wonder_if_she_is_bipolar_with_a/iqe7wvg/

Thank you! I’m also bipolar. I cringe anytime I see anyone try to diagnose her with anything, but especially bipolar.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 29, 2022 13:54:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xr73aj/behold_the_dumbest_reddit_post_i_have_seen_in/iqdw6zk/

Haha. Joke's on you. Your mom is now 1,000,000,000 kilos.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 29, 2022 12:37:34
/r/Omaha/comments/xqok3h/family_pictures/iqahg4u/

Walk around downtown Elkhorn, there are a lot of great places to shoot.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on September 28, 2022 17:51:08
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xqkpq0/victim_mode_fully_engaged/iqabbj1/

I’m bipolar. This ain’t it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 28, 2022 17:06:25
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xppdfd/its_the_almost_crying_for_me/iq8pn11/

That’s her only accomplishment, having birthed a baby.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 28, 2022 10:50:22
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xpvb0s/i_mean_she_walked_right_into_it/iq6i90h/

I think she didn’t have to worry about any wings at all because she’s talking to air 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 27, 2022 21:12:51
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xprtpm/holy_bbbagholder/iq6e3az/

You don't know that. I remember that GME Apes had a short fad of 'diversification' by showing each other that they were buying and keeping shares in multiple separate brokerage accounts. Because MOASS is guaranteed. The only thing that's uncertain is which brokers will crime their way out of letting Apes cash out post-MOASS.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 27, 2022 20:40:24
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xppuuj/why_doesnt_anyone_like_my_ideas_such_as_bringing/iq5jsn4/

Only if you also put Apple stickers on everything you own.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 27, 2022 16:56:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xppuuj/why_doesnt_anyone_like_my_ideas_such_as_bringing/iq5jesr/

"Our 9/11 NFT was good publicity, so let's hype up this GME fan at a Russian Death Camp."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 27, 2022 16:54:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xp3qor/beautiful_meltdown_full_of_regret/iq4fsz4/

No, for you to pass the damn pipe.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 27, 2022 12:40:23
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xpi2ls/amc_back_to_jan_21_prices/iq4deeb/

What's the bottom on a company with $5 billion in debt that loses $120+ million every three months?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 27, 2022 12:24:54
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xpcbnd/the_stock_is_flipped/iq40b87/

Then that Ape should be convincing all other Apes to sell and dump their shares to make himself a bajillionaire. Which brings me to the question, how many of us are Apes secretly shilling FUD for MOASS and not shills shilling for MOAM?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 27, 2022 10:58:32
/r/Omaha/comments/xoaxfn/favorite_neighborhoods/iq0imdo/

Downtown Elkhorn

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on September 26, 2022 16:03:18
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xorua4/oooof_bri_we_got_a_type_now_huh/iq0ig6a/

I can already hear it….”everyone has a past”

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 26, 2022 16:02:11
/r/Omaha/comments/xoq6vp/pumpkin_patch/iq04xq8/

You mention inflation and then you mention their prices are out of line. Inflation affects them too.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Omaha on September 26, 2022 14:35:24
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xnzl4s/this_quite_literally_proves_nothing_nikki_already/ipzkfhb/

He’s saying it for sure now that they’re over 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 26, 2022 12:23:36
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xoldz8/she_really_went_from_pushing_american_god_country/ipzjpl0/

God and Country wasn’t even American 😂😂 It was made in Canada

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 26, 2022 12:19:01
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xokv7j/uh_oh_if_they_put_the_puzzle_pieces_together_i/ipzb304/

Everyone's laughing now, but after anchoring four shitty loss-leading companies together, you just have to find the final Thanos Ring of Profit, and every other company is doomed.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 26, 2022 11:22:40
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xog0t6/i_thought_this_was_self_aware_satire_by_the_apes/ipyq184/

Interest rates are increasing because banks are running out of ammo!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 26, 2022 08:48:00
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xof03s/when_apes_are_saying_i_cant_read_its_not_a_joke/ipynemm/

I didn't know what to expect and I'm still impressed.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 26, 2022 08:24:26
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xnwh6g/gme_partners_with_doordash_for_1day_shipping_apes/ipw1ccl/

It's because Apes just aren't just extremists, they're a special subgroup of extremist that are very bad at critically analyzing things and thinking for themselves. They put so much value in their gut feelings, emotions, faith, and their own 'common sense' that someone just has to say "I can taste the millions already, can't you?" and they're back in the game 110%.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 25, 2022 17:02:55
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xnsvw4/i_cant_with_this_girl_if_he_is_smart_he_would_run/ipvhrf9/

This girl cannot be alone. She bounces around like a pinball machine.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 25, 2022 14:59:26
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xne585/bj_and_brooklyns_husband_are_live/ipvhjhe/

I swear she worked for some recovery group and ended up getting fired. If you Google her at one point she was affiliated with Recovery Institute of Ohio.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 25, 2022 14:58:02
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xne585/bj_and_brooklyns_husband_are_live/ipvg3bl/

Does she do something with recovery? This whole thing is gross. If she’s certified in anything she should know the ethical repercussions of this.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 25, 2022 14:48:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xngrnm/alexa_what_is_a_shill/iputctf/

I picture QR-coded Apes at first pulling over and gathering together for chats when they spot each other's cars and shirts in the wild, but that quickly devolving into angry shouting matches and territorial fights on sight when they get their first affiliate check and find out that they can't -all- get the affiliate money from the same passerby.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 25, 2022 12:24:55
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xmtoop/i_said_what_i_said_i_dont_have_an_ounce_of/ipt7yqv/

They’re both opportunists. They hope this will make them look better. all they are doing is clout chasing and using this woman’s death to some benefit to them. They had no idea about the hate she received on Tik Tok, they said she unalived herself….they have no shame at all. I’d say their mamas should have taught them better but it’s obvious neither of those morons know any better either.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 25, 2022 02:39:59
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xne585/bj_and_brooklyns_husband_are_live/ipt6vu6/

It’s sickening how she’s centering herself for his trauma. Said by a trauma informed social worker. What she is doing is not helping. Because she’s only going to stick around for a bit. He’ll fade away, the Reddit petition will go away, and she’ll be on to the next stupid thing she says that she has to make numerous videos to cry in and apologize. And ole Bri will be there trying to suck up as much of the fallout as she can. They are both disgusting.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 25, 2022 02:25:52
/r/hingeapp/comments/xmt5gx/profile_review_23m_let_me_know_yall/ipt64ur/

Fair. Then keep one dad pic. I think that's fair 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/hingeapp on September 25, 2022 02:16:20
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xn1loh/sad_all_around_and_a_top_comment_suggests_they/ipt1vz4/

Their fanfictions always try to paint themselves in what they think is the best light with a 'battered underdog is still holding shares' story, but there's always tells that expose the lying, greedy, selfish Ape underneath. "Boo-hoo, I'm almost broken and my baby-mama has taken my kids from my custody, which were my one thread to staying strong." ...But he was supposedly trying to kill himself while having custody of the kids. A broken man that genuinely cared about his kids would've set things in order for them before making an exit like that for himself, and not cling onto sole custody if he was ending it all.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 25, 2022 01:23:53
/r/hingeapp/comments/xmt5gx/profile_review_23m_let_me_know_yall/ipsbae9/

I'm gonna be blunt here, you clearly have good looks but all your pictures look like an Asian dad back in the 80s. I'm not saying it needs to be gym pics or anything like that, but different outfits, pictures of you doing various hobbies, etc would be more interesting. And the prompt too... yeah. You know it!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/hingeapp on September 24, 2022 21:08:15
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xn7jq7/the_family_messaged_brittany_and_brianna_to_take/ips3lnh/

Did they! I saw Brooke’s best friend post that BJ had the ok from Brooke’s husband to post

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 24, 2022 20:04:13
/r/coys/comments/xn3qk9/alasdair_gold_tottenhams_future_with_antonio/ips1o7k/

**tldr:** **Conte’s Contract** \- Tottenham has option to extend contract. Whatever happens, they can extend to 2023-24 season. Conte is expected to talk with club. **Højbjerg and Perišić** \- didn’t tackle. Turned and Perišić went into the back of him. Højbjerg was just shielding the ball. Don’t know if Perišić is injured, but either way General Ho doesn’t deserve any hate. Croatia plays Sunday so we will see if Perišić is involved or not. **Q & A with Gold** **Q:** Would fixing the right-wingback situation with players such as Trent Alexander Arnold or Hakimi help us win the PL, or is it only if Man City slips? **A:** anyone who wins this season will most likely be from man city slipping. They got the money, they go to get their most wanted players, and now Haaland, but we will see. Right wing back is the difference? Spurs needs maybe one or two players to really get there, but the gap between Spurs and Man City is much closer than last year. Spurs on the right path. \_\_\_ **Q:** Do you think Poch could have developed or reinvented a second successful team as Fergie did at United given the same backing? **A:** Gold thinks: Gold wasn’t happy, didn’t feel like Poch was treated great towards the end. But seeing afterwards, Poch lost some of the Spark after the Championship Final. Wasn’t the same. Lot of players maybe felt it reached peak and wanted to move on. Maybe later he will come back and try again. \_\_\_ **Q:** How do players meet pre-game? **A:** Different manager= different ways. Spurs usually meet up at Hotspur way. Sometimes they drive separately and meet. But usually try to get together as a team. \_\_\_ **Q:** WHY IS IT THAT KANE IS STILL ON FK? **A:** No real answer other than Kane takes a fair few. Dier sometimes does (rarely, when’s the last time yo). Son takes the indirect kicks which will now probs share with Perisic. Son should take more especially now that he got his confidence back. \_\_\_ **Q:** What would be Gold’s pick for players in the January window that would match Conte’s style? **A:** Gold’s wanted players doesn’t match what Conte wants, like a creative midfielder. Bastoni would be a great addition, maybe look again next summer, January look unlikely. \_\_\_ **Q:** What would you name the stadium? **A:** Isn’t White Heart Lane b/c it’s a different than the old stadium that Gold’s dad use to take him. Bill Nicholson Stadium is popular but logically the company sponsor name would be the one. Now that pandemic has slowed down, more emphasis on finding sponsor. \_\_\_ **Q:** Conte’s lack of length of contract deter players wanting to come or Kane signing his extension? **A:** Spurs now have option to extend it whenever for another season. Players wanting to join Spurs will join Spurs no matter what, if Kane is happy, he will most likely sign it. \_\_\_ **Q:** Best attacking prospect in the future? Dane Scarlett or Troy Parrett? **A:** In the club, lot of excitement for Dane. Younger than Garrett, but similar excitement for Parrett. \_\_\_ **Q:** Where would you prefer Bryan Gil go? **A:** Stay in England in PL on loan or Bundesliga. He doesn’t know if PL clubs didn’t want him or he didn’t want to be in PL. Better than Championship, PL would have probably helped him the most. \_\_\_ **Q:** Heard that we been linked with Davide Frattesi a midfielder for Sassuolo Italy, heard any rumors? **A:** Gold hasn’t heard of it but that doesn’t mean there is nothing. Sure that Conte and Paratici have looked at A LOT of Italian players. \_\_\_ Sonny will be in the 100 league soon COYS \~ \_\_\_ **Q:** How long do you see making and writing Spurs content for? **A:** Don’t know. Even if its not job, still probably do videos, but no insights. \_\_\_ I didn’t put every Q&A, just mostly Spurs related ones. There were good personal questions that Gold answered about work, match-day, vacation, home, etc… Let me know if you want that too.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/coys on September 24, 2022 19:48:30
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xmtoop/i_said_what_i_said_i_dont_have_an_ounce_of/iprnvat/

Every time I see a BJ video I’m reminded of the commercials where you can feed a child for 99 cents a day. Eventually her crying wolf is gonna come back and bite her in the ass. Every time she’s called out on something shitty, the tears turn on. It’s so manipulative.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 24, 2022 17:59:42
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xmsf0n/anyone_for_a_weekend_game_of_moass_bingo_i_might/ipqsk4x/

Hey, if Apes can play a gamble where everyone is guaranteed to win the jackpot together, why can't we?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 24, 2022 14:10:41
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xmtr7x/this_puts_dfv_at_the_level_of_yisus_and_gandalf/ipqrcaq/

That's the weirdest part of the parallel. Jesus has supernatural powers to fix the world order by smiting sinners and rapturing believers when he comes back. What would a DFV return even do? "Hi Apes. I was actually buying and holding more GME since my 'final' update. (clicks sell) I now have more money than Elon. k thnx bye."

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 24, 2022 14:02:07
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xmlbty/our_plan_for_q4/ipqp97n/

Two years later, Apes haven't figured out that Computershare takes a whole week to DRS not because GME shares are hard to locate, but because it's just a fucking slow company.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 24, 2022 13:47:12
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xmtf39/guide_to_avoid_fincels/ipqohv7/

Maybe he's a SuperShill that collects trophies off fallen Apes?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 24, 2022 13:41:50
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xmtd48/ive_seen_unumerouslemon_post_and_thought_that_ive/ipqnr7i/

Spoiler, he dropped an M&M on his gaming chair and instead of getting up he's just been awkwardly shifting around, feeling different.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 24, 2022 13:36:42
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xmjoky/when_you_act_out_in_motion_or_insinuation_of_the/ipqj4h7/

That’s not how you give a handy, Bri.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 24, 2022 13:04:21
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xmhnsu/is_this_one_of_yall_if_its_not_she_needs_to_be/ipqcq9u/

What is the sisters tik tok?

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 24, 2022 12:19:00
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xmey5d/all_of_this_happened_on_tik_tok_and_other_forms/ipqbb94/

This stuff was happening years ago, before Tik Tok even existed. Back when there were message boards and mommy blogs.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 24, 2022 12:08:49
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xm3cvv/cults_are_dangerous/ipof25y/

You laugh, but someday a developer will make a game that uses that NFT as DLC, and he'll be back in the green when a player for that game pays $1201 for it.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 23, 2022 23:40:56
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xm7chq/i_see_shes_still_copying_other_creators/ipnfcgv/

Oh my Lort. How pathetic 😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 23, 2022 18:32:46
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xluyjm/guys_poor_dad_thought_he_finally_got_through/ipmk3w7/

It might be slow, but Apes keep it amusing. Like how BBBY is now in so much trouble that they're subleting out their active store space to Spirit Halloween pop-up shops, and Apes interpreting it as a new phase in Cohen's mega-merger project. Imagine having a business that brings in so little money that you'd rather move your product to storage and use your building to undercut the rental rates of nearby empty strip mall slots.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 23, 2022 14:39:25
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xluyjm/guys_poor_dad_thought_he_finally_got_through/ipmhz9w/

I'm just here for the Omega Squeeze, where the company reaches a state so tragic that there will only be one Ape left, lashing out at all the smarter Apes that abandoned him.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 23, 2022 14:23:37
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xlmkf3/gamestop_daycare_is_a_thing_and_employees_are/ipl8js9/

> better than a JPEG shop. You're ignoring the cross-marketing opportunity. How can a parent be sure that the child that they're picking up is theirs without an NFT? There's ~80 million kids in the US. Gamestop just has to sell a $4 NFT of each one to post a quarter that isn't negative.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 23, 2022 08:31:46
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xlvddf/samantha_made_the_fuckery_and_then_bounced/ipl69s3/

"That was the notification. I just notified you." C'mon, Samantha. You can do better!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 23, 2022 08:08:29
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xlrd82/theyve_finally_worked_it_out_pack_up_the_short/ipl5k8l/

They're the racehorse that gets slaughtered and thrown on a bed to send the hotshot fanfic producer Ryan Cohen a message.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 23, 2022 08:01:04
/r/BrittanyJadeSnark/comments/xl1fzv/does_anyone_know_who_this_is_about/ipisj7p/

She had two snark groups about her. They’ve both been removed.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/BrittanyJadeSnark on September 22, 2022 17:15:23
/r/Shannonsnark/comments/xkxk6b/ummm_do_content_creators_think_they_dont_have_to/iphsqns/

It’s not plaque, it looks like staining.

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/Shannonsnark on September 22, 2022 13:26:17
/r/gme_meltdown/comments/xkv9o7/would_gamestop_bankruptcy_make_apes_bullish/iphkilr/

No one is selling except that location, so they can name their price, and buyers will be forced to pay that amount. $1,000,000,000 for a used copy of Madden 05! They only need to sell 1000 of those discs to make GME a trillion dollar company like Apple!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/gme_meltdown on September 22, 2022 12:35:29
/r/itsbriannam/comments/xkzx44/not_you_attacking_someone_else_based_on_their/iphdk0g/

His beard looks better than her wig 😂😂

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/itsbriannam on September 22, 2022 11:51:38
/r/AsianBeauty/comments/xk7xtk/tan_skin_asian_makeup_youtubers_any_recommendation/ipfgx1n/

Lovely! The peachy makeup look is very cute. Will check her content too, thank you!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AsianBeauty on September 22, 2022 00:30:33
/r/AsianBeauty/comments/xk7xtk/tan_skin_asian_makeup_youtubers_any_recommendation/ipfgt16/

Awesome, thank you for the recommendation!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AsianBeauty on September 22, 2022 00:29:28
/r/AsianBeauty/comments/xk7xtk/tan_skin_asian_makeup_youtubers_any_recommendation/ipfgq4h/

Hey anyone should be allowed to wear any style of makeup that makes them feel comfortable and beautiful. Will check MissDarcei out, love that other ethnicities are trying different makeup trends from around the world. Thank you for the wonderful recommendation, will check her out!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AsianBeauty on September 22, 2022 00:28:40
/r/AsianBeauty/comments/xk7xtk/tan_skin_asian_makeup_youtubers_any_recommendation/ipfgiiz/

I think someone has mentioned her to me once before and I totally forgot. Time to go check some of her videos! Thank you!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AsianBeauty on September 22, 2022 00:26:36
/r/AsianBeauty/comments/xk7xtk/tan_skin_asian_makeup_youtubers_any_recommendation/ipfga9i/

Lovely, another one to check out. Thank you!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AsianBeauty on September 22, 2022 00:24:24
/r/AsianBeauty/comments/xk7xtk/tan_skin_asian_makeup_youtubers_any_recommendation/ipfg8c5/

Will check her YouTube out as well. Thank you for your response!

Commented by /u/whut-whut in /r/AsianBeauty on September 22, 2022 00:23:53
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